《少年谢尔顿》前情提要 Previously on Young Sheldon...
一旦架设并运作起来 So, once this is up and running,
任何有电脑与上网能力的人都能获得 anyone with a computer and a modem
翻译 周五孕育贝大八 灰灰是菇凉
全世界所有科研补助金项目的信息 can have access to every grant offered worldwide.
就像这年头孩子们会发出的那个声音 As the kids like to say, ka-ching!
校对 订阅翻译贝大八
那是收银机收款的声音 That's the sound of a cash register,
以免有人没理解这个拟声词 in case the onomatopoeia was unclear.
后期 灰灰是菇凉 时间轴 加森
布兰达有个秘密男友 Brenda has a secret man
-她瞒着所有人 -真的假的 - that she is hiding from everybody. - Really?
总监 贝大八
而且那人可能有老婆 And he might be married.
真的假的 Really?
看见你和男人说话 让我不好受 Look, it's not easy seeing you talk to guys.
你想知道什么让我不好受吗 You want to know what's not easy?
从比利·斯帕克斯那听说你和他妈妈 Hearing from Billy Sparks about you and his mother
在他们家的鸡舍偷偷见面 hanging out in their chicken coop.
什么 What?
我和布兰达只是朋友 So you know, me and Brenda are just friends.
好吧 Okay.
能和你聊这种事 我觉得很开心 I'm glad we can talk about these things.
我也是 有一天我们也可以聊聊妈妈和罗伯牧师的事 Me, too. Someday we'll talk about Mom and Pastor Rob.
别忘了 今天是谢尔顿的资料库盛大发布派对 Oh, remember today is Sheldon's big database launch party,
所以我们大家要兴奋一点 so we're all very excited.
是要兴奋到哪个程度 从一分到十分 Yeah, how excited we talking, on a scale of one to ten?
不知道啊 大概六分吧 Uh, I don't know. Six?
我们对他这个什么... Do we have any understanding
资料的东西有任何了解吗 of what this data thing is?
完全不懂 早安啊 谢利 Not a clue. Morning, Shelly.
哎哟 主角来啦 Hey, there's the big guy.
这是九分吧 That was about a nine.
我帮你拿点早餐 Can I get you breakfast?
我不知道吃不吃得下 我太兴奋了 I don't know if I can eat. I'm too excited.
-我知道啊 我们也都很兴奋 -怎么了 - I know. We all are. - What's going on?
今天是你哥哥的大日子 It's your brother's big day.
哪天不是他的大日子啊 When isn't it?
姥姥 你要来我的派对吗 Meemaw, are you coming to my party?
肯定到 I wouldn't miss it.
我们下午4点出发 Oh, we're gonna leave at 4:00
想搭便车就准时过来 if you want to ride with us.
不用 我们直接在会场碰头 No, I have to meet you there.
我有一些事情要处理 I got a little business I have to take care of.
不用给我带礼物 今天不是那种派对 Oh, if you're getting me a gift, it's not that kind of party.
不过我是不会拒绝你送我TI-81图形计算器啦 Although I wouldn't say no to a TI-81 graphing calculator.
所以这个派对会有什么节目 So what all's gonna happen at this party?
我们会到新闻组上发我们资料库已上线的帖子 Well, we're gonna post to UseNet that the database is live
然后一起在屏幕上看我们的订阅用户不停上涨 and then watch the monitor as the subscribers roll in.
你把这个称为派对啊 够大胆 And you're calling that a party? Bold.
♪ 世上没人比我强壮 ♪ ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
♪ 昨天我移了一座山 ♪ ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
♪ 我相信我能当你的英雄 ♪ ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
♪ 我是个了不起的小家伙 ♪ ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
少 年
谢尔顿
我们还没定下来要取什么名字 We still haven't settled on a name.
我在考虑取爱丽丝 Well, I was thinking maybe Alice.
爱丽丝·库珀 够酷 我没问题 Alice Cooper. That is badass. Sold.
等等 谁跟你说她会姓库珀 Wait, who said her last name's gonna be Cooper?
因为那是我的姓啊 Well, that's my last name.
我知道 但我姓麦卡利斯特 Yeah, and mine's McAllister.
- 我知道啊 但我是爸爸啊 -那又如何 - Yeah, but I'm the dad. - So?
规矩不就是这样吗 I think that's just the rule.
老娘这没那规矩 Not my rule.
好好好 我们别吵这事情 Well, all right. Let's not fight about it.
我挺确定她能听到我们说话 I'm pretty sure she can hear us.
你这话不无道理 Yeah, you're probably right.
拜托你别长个大脑袋让我很难生 Please don't have a giant head!
谢谢你帮忙啦 Thanks for doing this.
你在肚子里孕育一个孩子 Hey, you make a whole human being in your belly,
我负责搞定婴儿床与婴儿安全座椅 我们扯平 I get the crib and car seat, we'll call it even.
扯个大头鬼平呢 That is not even close to even.
我就这么说嘛 我要做的事情很多好吗 Well, I'm just saying, my list is pretty long,
而你只需要负责一件事 and you only got the one thing.
你来啦 我都不知道你今天上班 Hey. I didn't know you were working today.
没 我不上班 我就是过来拿一下我的工资 No, I'm not. Just stopped by to pick up my check.
在这里呢 Got it right here.
你休息日有什么安排呢 Any plans for your day off?
没什么特别的 Nothing special.
不去见你的秘密男友吗 Not seeing your mystery man?
把我的工资给我就是了 Just give me my check.
我不是想探听隐私啦 I don't mean to pry.
只是... 你的朋友们都觉得你神神秘秘 It's just, your friends think you're keeping him a secret
是因为他是有妇之夫 'cause he's married.
没有什么秘密男友 而你正在探听隐私 There's no mystery man. And you're prying.
对不起 Sorry.
喂 罗伯啊 Hello? Oh, Rob! Uh...
罗伯牧师 是罗伯牧师 Pastor Rob. It's Pastor Rob.
我猜到了 I gathered.
午饭嘛... Uh, lunch would be...
可以 没问题 ...fine. Yes.
待会见 See you soon. Mm-hmm.
我该探听一下吗 Shall I pry?
没什么啦 他大概是想 Uh, it's nothing. He probably just wants
跟我聊一聊教会八卦罢了 to gossip about some church drama.
这是你的工资 慢走 再见 So here's your check. Okay, bye.
再见 Buh-bye.
打扰一下 哪一款婴儿安全座椅是最好的 Excuse me, which one of these car seats is the best?
那必定是婴芙乐的这款探索 That'd be the Evenflo Discovery right here.
顶级货 Top of the line.
太好了 Great.
那你们第二好的是哪一款呢 Which one's your second best?
是要送人吗 Is it a gift for someone?
不 是我自己 我孩子要出生了 No, it's for me. I'm having a kid.
我这么说吧 孩子首次坐在后座 Mm. I tell you, that first ride home
从医院回到家里的那趟车程 from the hospital with the baby in the back,
会是你一生最害怕的一段路 scariest drive of your life.
我开的是旅行车 Well, I got a station wagon.
差不多是一辆有卡带播放器的坦克了 It's like a tank with a cassette player.
那很不错啊 但你完全无法相信 That's good, good. 'Cause you can't believe
新生儿有多娇小多脆弱 how fragile and tiny newborn babies are.
我能想象啊 我相信 No, I can, I can believe it.
所以你知道他们脑袋上那个 So you know about that spot on their head
软软还没合上的洞吗 that ain't even solid yet.
当然 Sure.
好啦 所以你是对基本款有兴趣 Anyway, uh, you were interested in the basic model.
行了 兄弟 我也干销售 我知道你的把戏 Okay, pal, I'm in sales. I know what you're doing.
那你... So...
给我拿贵的那款就是了 Just give me the expensive one.
好选择 Good choice.
你好 Hello?
谢尔顿 小乔治在家吗 Sheldon, is Georgie there?
-不在 -那你妈妈呢 - No. - Is your mom there?
-不在 -那有任何大人在吗 - No. - Are there any adults there?
都不在 但我的智商有187 No. But I have an IQ of 187.
我挺确信我能帮你解决你的问题 I'm sure I can figure out whatever's troubling you.
我羊水破了 我要生了 My water broke. I'm in labor.
我的天 Oh, dear.
进来 Come in.
好吧 我们动手吧 All right, let's do this.
你为什么戴着洗碗手套 Why are you wearing dish gloves?
来接生孩子啊 To deliver the baby.
你想都不要想 That is not happening.
谢天谢地 Good.
能给我拿杯水吗 Whew. Can I get a glass of water?
谢尔顿 我现在需要去医院 Sheldon, I need to go to the hospital.
我不会开车啊 Well, I can't drive.
我是有自行车啦 但你绝对塞不进小拖车里 I do have a bike, but you'll never fit in the wagon.
我不知道我还能等多久 I don't know how much longer I can wait.
我可以打电话叫救护车来 I can call an ambulance.
没事 我开车吧 It's okay, I'll drive.
你就跟来陪我吧 Just come with me, okay?
好的 Okay.
-会很疼吗 -当然 - Does it hurt bad? - Yes!
那真是太惨了 That's unfortunate.
据我了解 这疼痛只会持续加剧 It's my understanding it's only gonna get worse.
我马上回来 I'll be right back.
斯巴克斯太太 我有事想请你帮忙 Mrs. Sparks, I need your help.
你戴着手套干嘛 What's with the gloves?
免得我的双手沾到胎盘 So I don't get placenta on my hands.
什么 What?
谢谢 Thank you.
谢谢 Thanks.
有一阵子没看到你了啊 So, I haven't seen you around in a while.
最近都忙着在帮杰夫牧师 Yeah, I've been pretty busy trying to help Pastor Jeff
维持教会的凝聚力 hold things together at the church.
一切还好吧 Oh. Things okay?
你懂的 You know.
起码是比不上你还在教会里的那会儿了 Not as good as they were when you were there.
你可真是太客气了 Well, that's nice of you to say.
我是说真的 简直是一团糟 No, I mean that it's chaos.
我相信你们肯定能渡过难关 I'm sure you'll pull through.
其实我收到了另一份工作的邀约 Yeah, actually, I got another job offer.
小岩城的第一浸信会想找一个青年牧师 First Baptist in Little Rock is looking for a youth pastor.
阿肯色州 Arkansas.
离这里好远呢 That's a big move.
我还没决定要不要接这份工作 Well, I'm not sure I'm gonna take it yet,
但我有点想听听你有何建议 but, um, kind of wanted to get your advice.
所以你也是可以考虑留下 So you might stay?
那的确是个好机会 教会规模也更大 Well, it's a good opportunity, bigger congregation,
但我舍不得这里的孩子们 but I'd miss the kids... Mm.
还有就是我在这里交的这些朋友们 and, you know, the friends I've made.
当然 你还在跟那女孩交往吗 Sure. Are you still seeing that girl?
你当过她保姆的那个吗 The one you babysat?
是啦 那个 Yeah, that one.
没 没交往了 Uh, no, no.
我们已经分手了 We, um, we broke up.
那真是太遗憾了 Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
那你怎么觉得呢 So, what do you think?
这个嘛... Well, um...
你要是走了我会想念你的 I would miss having you around,
但我觉得你应该顺从自己的内心想法 but I think you need to follow your heart.
如果我的内心不确定自己到底想要什么呢 What if my heart doesn't know what it wants?
不知道啊 换个器官试试 I don't know. Pick a different organ.
玛丽·库珀 Mary Cooper.
你少幼稚了 Oh, grow up.
别乱想什么器官好吗 That's not what I meant.
你这时候不是该躺下吗 Shouldn't you be laying down?
不 我站着挺好的 No, it's good to be on my feet.
医生说可能还要好一阵子呢 The doctor said this could take a while.
这个"一阵子"能更明确一点吗 Could you be more specific?
我下午五点有约了 I have a thing at 5:00.
我能帮忙你打电话给谁吗 Is there anyone else I can call for you?
-比如你妈妈 -别 我现在没力气面对她 - Maybe your mom? - No, I can't deal with her right now.
或许等他们给我麻醉后再说 Maybe after they give me drugs.
行 那我再继续尝试去联系库珀家 Okay, I'll just keep trying the Coopers.
你知道其实你我某种程度上 You know, in a way, you and I are having
正有着相同的一天吗 a very similar day.
是吗 何以见得 Really? How might that be?
我今天也给这个世界孕育出新的东西 I'm also bringing something new into the world.
不过我的孕育过程并不包含 Although mine does not involve my privates
我的私处被陌生人检查 being inspected my strangers.
我看看 "拉紧绑带直到安全座椅 Okay. "Tighten strap until car seat moves
无法移动超过1公分" no more than half an inch."
好吧 Okay.
这样可不只1公分啊 Well, that's more than half an inch.
不是吧 Aw, come on.
Tighten up - Archie Bell & The Drells
你有过经验 一般会花多少时间啊 You've been through this before. How long does it take?
看情况了 比利花了几天呢 Depends. With Billy, it was days.
他的确是一直都有一点慢[笨] Well, he always has been a tad slow.
我刚收到你的消息 I just got your message.
我迟了吗 我错过了吗 Am I late? Did I miss it?
其实你是第一个到的人 Actually, you're the first one here.
其实我才是第一个到的人 Actually, I was the first one here
我也想当第一个走的人 and I'd like to be the first one to leave.
那谁在病房里陪曼蒂呢 So who's back there with Mandy?
医生在里面 我们给她点隐私 She's with the doctor. We gave her some privacy.
-那小乔治上哪去了 -我们联系不到他 - Where the hell's Georgie? - We can't find him.
那玛丽呢 她不是在保龄球馆吗 What about Mary? Ain't she at the bowling alley?
不 她出去吃午饭了 No. Sh-She went out to lunch.
说到午饭 我们该去我的发布派对[音似]了 And speaking of lunch, we should get to my launch.
谢尔顿 我的孙女就要出生了 Sheldon, my granddaughter's about to be born.
我哪里都不去 I-I'm not going anywhere.
我很确定小乔治还会搞大别的女人肚子 Oh, I'm sure Georgie will get more women pregnant.
你以后还会有机会的 You'll have another chance.
一边凉快去 Walk away.
我想我可以退场了 Well, I, I guess I'm gonna go.
别这样 留下吧 陪陪我 Come on, stay. Keep me company.
行吧 Fine.
还记得我们上次来医院的情景吗 Remember the last time we were here?
你是指你害我心脏病发那晚吗 You mean the night you gave me a heart attack?
讨厌啦 Stop it.
我才没有害你心脏病发 I did not give you a heart attack.
-但你有害我性致勃发哦 -是有啦 - You gave me something. - Well...
玛丽 你好 Oh, hey, Mary.
这是什么情况 What's going on?
没什么啊 你才是有什么情况 Nothing. What's going on with you?
-谁在里面陪着曼蒂 -医生 - Who's with Mandy? - The doctor.
你们俩坐在外面干嘛 What are you two doing out here?
等你啊 你跑哪去了 Waiting on you. Where have you been?
我去吃午饭了 I was at lunch.
各位好啊 Hey.
听说宝宝要出生了 I hear we're having a baby.
怎么 已经生了吗 What? Did I miss it?
我爸在哪 Where is my dad?
我也经常问这个问题 I ask that question a lot.
他很少迟到的啊 He's not usually late.
我妈来接我 但她经常迟到 My mom's picking me up, but she's always late.
搞不好他们在一起哦 Hey. Maybe they're together.
他们为什么会在一起 Why would they be together?
他俩可能又偷偷约在鸡舍 They could be having another secret meeting
见面啊 in the chicken coop.
我爸应该是被训练拖延了 He's probably running late at practice.
好吧 Okay.
-他们肯定不是在一起 -行吧 - I'm sure they're not together. - Okay.
-我是认真的 -你说是就是吧 - I mean it. - Okay.
闭嘴啦比利 Shut up, Billy.
好哦 Okay.
-他怎么会来这里 -他是牧师啊 - What is he doing here? - He's a pastor,
他想来 and he wanted to be here.
我是指他怎么会和你一起来 I mean what is he doing here with you?
他有事想要问我的意见 所以我们一起吃午饭 He asked me for some advice, so we had lunch.
所以你才失联好几个小时吗 So that's why no one could find you for hours.
你是暗指我有做见不得人的事吗 Are you accusing me of something?
那你有做见不得人的事吗 Is there something to accuse you of?
今天是发生奇迹的好日子 Hey, today's the day of miracles.
你们真想吵架吗 Do you really want to be fighting?
不关你的事 别插手 Stay out of this.
我们没做什么错事 We didn't do anything wrong.
我还是先走吧 I think I'm gonna head out.
不 他留下 那你也可以留下 No, he's staying, you're staying.
这话是什么意思 What does that mean?
没什么 总之... Nothing, just...
没什么 Nothing.
你俩是怎么了 What's going on with you two?
那你和牧师又是怎么了 What's going on with you two?
机不再来哦 谁想见证科学史 Last chance. Who wants to witness science history?
别害羞啊各位 Don't be shy, folks.
您有9条新留言 You have nine new messages.
-康妮 -你怎么会在这里 - Connie? - What are you doing here?
我快生了 I'm having a baby.
要生了吗 Oh. It's happening?
快了 你为什么在这 Kinda. Why are you here?
我有点小毛病 已经处理好了 Uh, I-I had a medical thing. It-It's been handled.
来 我扶你回病房 Here, let me help you to your room.
-什么小毛病 -小问题而已 - What kind of thing? - Just a thing.
已经治好了 It's been tended to.
你现在宫缩频率是多少 How-how far apart are your contractions?
康妮 你到底怎么了 Connie, what's going on?
我长了痔疮 It's hemorrhoids, okay?
丢死人了 但你非要逼我说出来 It's embarrassing, but here we are.
痔疮 痔疮 痔疮 Hemorrhoids, hemorrhoids, hemorrhoids!
你满意了吧 Happy?
我宫口现在大概开到3指 Well, I'm about four centimeters dilated,
医生认为还要过几小时才会生 and the doctors think it could be another few hours.
这样啊 Well...
太好了 Good.
-慢点走 -好 - Walk slow. - Oh, okay.
你经常偷约我老婆出去吃午餐吗 So, how often are you taking my wife out to lunch?
我们只是吃午饭而已 不是约会 It was just lunch. He didn't take me out.
到底谁要开车送我过去 时间不多了 So, who's going to drive me? 'Cause time's a-tickin'.
-谢尔顿 现在没空理你 -去看看曼蒂的情况 - Sheldon, not now. - G-Go check on Mandy.
-可是... -谢尔顿 快去 - But... - Sheldon, go!
你太无理取闹了 You are being ridiculous.
是吗 我有长眼睛 玛丽 Am I? I got eyes, Mary.
我也没瞎 我刚才走进来时 So do I. And when I walked in,
看到你和布兰达两人的气氛怪怪的 you and Brenda were acting weird.
你们在聊什么 What is that about?
没什么 没啥特别的 Nothing. It's about nothing.
是啊 没聊什么 Yeah, it's nothing.
我老公就是你的秘密男友吗 Is my husband your mystery man?
-当然不是 -她在跟别的人约会 - No. - She's dating someone else.
-你怎么知道的 -她告诉我的 - How do you know that? - She told me.
你为什么跟我老公倾诉 Why are you talking to my husband
你的感情生活 about your love life?
玛丽 你最好别随便 You know, Mary, you might want to be careful
攻击别人 about throwing stones,
因为你自己心里也有鬼 'cause I've seen your glass house.
什么意思 What does that mean?
我看到这家伙跟别人约会时 你有多难过 I saw how upset you were when this one was on a date.
-真的吗 -你问"真的吗"是有什么鬼心思 - Really? - What the hell do you mean, "really"?
怎么了 曼蒂在哪 What's going on? Where's Mandy?
她没事 她在病房里 Uh, she's fine. She's in her room.
她要独自面对这一切 So she's having a baby by herself
而你们却全部待在外面 while you're all out here?
没有 谢尔顿在陪着她呢 No, Sheldon's with her.
你们还是人吗 Unbelievable.
乔治 玛丽 你们好 George, Mary.
-吉姆 -见到你很高兴 - Jim. - It's nice to see you.
你好吗 我是... Hey, how are you? My name's...
-吉姆 -老婆大人召唤我 - Jim! - Gotta go.
真不敢相信 Can't believe this.
-你去哪 -回家 - Where you going? - Home.
他们显然把我们给忘了 They clearly forgot about us.
真不爽 This sucks.
你说我妈和你爸 Do you think my mom and your dad
会不会变成男女朋友啊 are going to be boyfriend and girlfriend?
不会 No.
要是他们结婚了 我俩是不是就变成兄妹了 If they got married, would that make us brother and sister?
那是不可能的 It's not gonna happen.
《星球大战》的卢克·天行者和莱娅公主是兄妹 Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia were brother and sister,
但他们还是亲亲了 and they still kissed.
又不是我写的 I didn't write it.
打扰一下 请问这台电脑有调制解调器吗 Excuse me, does that computer have a modem?
-什么 -调制解调器 用来连上万维网的 - A what? - A modem. It's how you access the World Wide Web.
连什么 The what?
就是当你的电脑 It's when your computer wants
想要和另一台电脑说话时 to talk to another computer,
它会发出这样的声音 and it goes...
你是指传真机啊 You mean a fax machine.
我简直像是从未来穿越回来的 It's like I'm from the future.
你坐在这干嘛 What are you doing out here?
我听说曼蒂要生了 I heard Mandy was having the baby.
没错 但她是在里面生 Yes, but that happens inside.
我知道 I know.
你不进去吗 Aren't you going in?
我没办法 I can't.
这些是自动门 Oh, these doors are automated.
你一靠近它们就会自动打开的 You just walk towards them and they open.
我没办法当好一个父亲 I can't be a dad.
我连婴儿安全座椅都装不好 I couldn't even install a car seat.
那正好 你可以载我去发布派对 Great. You can drive me to my launch party.
你做得很好 宝贝 You're doing great, sweetie.
这话30年前没用 现在也不会有效果 Didn't work 30 years ago, doesn't work now.
我还是不打扰你们一家人独处了 I think I'll just let y'all have a little family time.
求你别丢下我 Please stay.
我来了 Hey.
-你怎么样啊 -我还好 - Oh, how we doing? - I'm all right.
你还好吗 Are you all right?
我很好啊 好得很 I'm fine. Just fine.
好个屁 你老公刚才在候诊室 Fine? Looked like your husband was gonna
-差点要出拳揍那男人了 -发生什么了 - punch out that guy in the waiting room. - What happened?
你什么时候来的 When did you get here?
早些时候 Earlier.
乔治差点揍了谁 So, who did George almost punch?
一个留八字胡的小个子 Some little fella with a mustache.
坚持住 宝贝 你做得很棒 Okay, hang in there, baby, you're doing great.
我刚不是说了没用 What did I just tell you?
可我不知道还能说什么啊 I don't know what else to say.
谢谢你送我 Thank you for doing this.
没事 Mm-hmm.
苦苦地等了那么久 You know, you wait and you wait and you wait,
还以为这一天永远不会到来 and you think the day's never gonna come,
-谁知突然就降临了 -是啊 - and then pow, it's here. - I know.
所有人都觉得我太年轻 Everyone thought I was too young,
觉得我办不成 但我做到了 that I wouldn't see it through, but here I am.
我差点就错过了 幸好没有 To think I almost missed it.
否则我会后悔终生 I would have regretted that for the rest of my life.
干嘛调头 Why are we turning around?
你俩怎么了 What's going on with you two?
-没什么 -我们没事 - Nothing. - We're fine.
你们要吵架的话 You know what, if you're gonna fight,
能不能吵出声给我听 can you do it out loud?
我很需要这个来分散我的注意力 'Cause I could really use the distraction.
没人要吵架 No one's fighting.
止痛针呢 不是说有止痛针可以打吗 Where is that big needle? I was promised a big needle.
应该要生了 既然孩子的爸不在 I think we're getting close. Since the father's not here,
就由我陪你进产房吧 I'll go in the delivery room with you.
你愿意的话 我也很乐意陪你进去 Or I'm happy to go, if you want.
反正我短时间内也"菊"势不方便坐下 I'm not gonna be sitting down anytime soon.
小乔治会来的 Georgie will be here.
他要是打算来 早就来了 If he were gonna be here, he'd be here.
不过说真的 也没人感到意外 But honestly, who's surprised?
我还是有点意外的 Well, I'm a little surprised.
吉姆 现在别抬杠 Jim, not now.
可是我有权表达自己的看法啊 All right, well, I can have my own opinion.
我认为他是个好小伙 I think he's a good kid.
你从来都不站在我这边 You never take my side.
开什么玩笑 Are you kidding me?!
我错过了她整个孕期 就是因为我偏袒你 I missed her whole pregnancy 'cause I took your side.
难道你对这状况没意见吗 So you're just, you're just okay with all of this?
我女儿要生宝宝了 我开心得不得了 My daughter is having a baby. I'm thrilled.
爸爸你真好 Aw, Dad.
抱歉 我迟到了 Sorry I'm late.
没有 你来的时间正好 Oh, no, no, no. You're right on time.
我没说错吧 Told you.
你迟大到了 不过你来了我很开心 You are completely late, but I'm really glad you're here.
你想要这帮人围在旁边吗 Do you want all these people around?
不想 No!
好 都给我出去 All right, everybody out.
-可是... -出去 - But... - Out.
我们在候诊室 有事就叫我们 Uh, we'll be in the waiting room if you need us.
我建议你 把医生提供的麻药全打了 My advice, take all the drugs they offer.
正有此意 I plan to.
-你觉得怎么样 -你怎么才来 - How you doing? - Where were you?
对不起嘛 我一直在装婴儿安全座椅 I'm sorry. I was trying to install the car seat,
所以没听见电话响 and I didn't hear the phone.
没关系 你及时赶来了 It's okay, you made it.
-你装好了吗 -谢尔顿装好的 - Did you get it installed? - Sheldon did.
原来要出动天才才能安装好 Turns out, it takes a genius.
妈 你坐啊 Mom, sit.
不用了 我不坐 No, no, I'm, I'm good.
她诞生了 She's here.
她很娇小很完美 曼蒂的情况也很好 She's tiny and perfect, and Mandy's doing great.
她叫什么名字 Oh, what's her name?
姥姥的全名是Constance Tucker 康妮是昵称
康斯坦丝 Constance.
谢谢你 Yes. Thank you.
给她取中间名了吗 Is there a middle name?
我们还没想好 We're still working on it.
我们能见她吗 Can we see her?
她们母女都睡着了 Well, they're sleeping right now,
不过等她们醒了 我会告诉你们 but I'll let y'all know when they're up.
我们就在这里等着 Well, we're gonna be right here.
你当外婆了 So you're a grandma.
是啊 I know.
找纸巾帮你擦擦眼泪 Let's get you some tissue.
我今晚在我妈家睡 I'm gonna stay at my mom's house tonight.
我没意见 Fine by me.
我刚和斯特吉斯博士通话了 I just talked to Dr. Sturgis.
我们一个订阅用户都没获得 We didn't get a single subscriber.
我的资料库彻底失败了 My database is a complete failure.
我知道 我也很难过 I know, I'm upset, too.
米希呢 Where's Missy?