《少年谢尔顿》前情提要 Previously on Young Sheldon...
你为什么跟我老公倾诉 Why are you talking to my husband
你的感情生活 about your love life?
翻译 人肉安利贝大八 油腻希
玛丽 你最好别随便 You know, Mary, you might want to be careful
攻击别人 about throwing stones,
校对 小帅翻译贝大八
因为你自己心里也有鬼 'cause I've seen your glass house.
我是米希 我偷开走了我爸的车 Hey, it's Missy. I stole my dad's truck,
我逃家了 你想一起吗 I'm running away. Want to come?
后期 灰灰是菇凉 时间轴 加森
快来接我 Come and get me.
你们爸妈正赶来接你们 All right, your parents are on their way.
他们是不是很生气 Are they mad?
要是我女儿偷开我的车离家出走 我会很生气 If my daughter stole my car and ran away, I'd be mad.
总监 贝大八
你以后休想再开车 You may never drive again.
你以后也不准再跟佩吉玩 And you are not hanging out with Paige anymore.
我无比怀念你俩怄气不说话的时候 I liked it better when you two weren't talking.
如果你觉得被忽视了 别担心 If you're feeling ignored, don't worry.
从今往后我们会紧紧盯死你 We're gonna be laser-focused on you from now on.
♪ 夜晚的星星又大又亮 ♪ ♪ The stars at night are big and bright ♪
《Deep in the Heart of Texas》这首歌在德州广受欢迎 算得上非正式州歌
♪ 深深在德州之心 ♪ ♪ Deep in the heart of Texas ♪
♪ 大草原的天空宽广无垠 ♪ ♪ The prairie sky is wide and high ♪
♪ 深深在德州之心 ♪ ♪ Deep in the heart of Texas. ♪
要记得 永远是拍四下 Remember, it's always four claps.
不是三下 永远四下 Never three, always four.
你知道什么人会拍三下吗 You know who claps three times?
纽约佬 Yankees.
作为德州人 我们也要永远铭记阿拉莫战役 And as Texans, we always remember the Alamo.
这场战役发生在1836年 是德州独立战争中的关键时刻
如果忘本 干脆去住恶心的俄克拉荷马州算了 Otherwise, we might as well just live in Oklahoma. Blech.
你来多久啦 Hey, how long have you been here?
我就是上班前来看看她 I just came to check on her before work.
她已经醒了 而你呼噜打得像圆锯 She was up and you were snoring like a buzz saw.
我才不打呼噜 I do not snore.
行行行 Okay.
善良点 Be nice.
你没听到吗 You didn't hear it?
我可没这么说 我是说"善良点" I didn't say that. I said, "Be nice."
行吧 谢谢你们让我能多睡会儿 Okay, well, thanks for letting me get some rest.
-小意思 -早安啊 丝丝 - No problem. - Good morning, CeeCee.
已经喂饱也换好尿布 She's fed, she's changed
我们也唱完了 and we got through the first two verses
《深深在德州之心》的前两段 of "Deep in the Heart of Texas."
你有跟她讲拍手的规矩吗 Did you tell her about the claps?
-那当然 -那就好 - Of course. - Good.
你生日怎么安排啊 What you planning for your birthday?
随便过过就行了吧 Probably just gonna take it easy.
天啊 Oh, my God.
我完全忘了周六是你的生日 Saturday's your birthday. I totally forgot.
没事啦 Don't worry about it.
而且说实话 我连今天是周几都记不清 Honestly, I don't even know what today is.
-周四 -已经周四了吗 - Thursday. - It's Thursday?
真的假的 怪了 Really? That's weird.
好啦 真的很抱歉 Anyway, I'm really sorry.
小事情 It ain't a big deal.
什么叫小事情 What do you mean, it's not a big deal?
你可是要满十八岁了 You're gonna be 18.
你可以合法帮我买香烟了 You can legally buy me cigarettes.
丝丝也很期待他的爸爸终于要成年了 And CeeCee's excited her dad's gonna be an actual adult
这样以后有人问爸爸的年龄时 and she doesn't have to change the subject
她都不用赶紧转移话题了 every time his age comes up.
要不是我很成熟 你刚才的话很可能伤到我呢 If I wasn't mature, that'd probably hurt my feelings.
你也不用给我买什么礼物啦 And you don't have to get me anything.
有她就足够了 She's enough.
那就最好 我没留发票 没办法把她退了 Glad you like her. I didn't save the receipt.
好啦 我得去上班了 Well, I got to get to work.
再见啦 丝丝 Bye, CeeCee.
你想念自己十八岁的时候吗 You miss being 18?
不会 我对我现在挺满意的 No, pretty happy where I am right now.
我也是 Yeah, me, too.
-我在撒谎 -我也是 - I'm lying. - Yeah, me, too.
♪ 世上没人比我强壮 ♪ ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
♪ 昨天我移了一座山 ♪ ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
♪ 我相信我能当你的英雄 ♪ ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
♪ 我是个了不起的小家伙 ♪ ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
少 年
谢尔顿
我妹妹正在面对她最近驾车逃家的后果 My sister was facing the repercussions of her recent joyride
她被禁止出去玩 by being grounded at home.
不准看电视 No TV!
不准听音乐 No music!
不准看杂志 No magazines.
想读东西就去读本书 If you want, you can read a book.
我宁愿去死 I'd rather die.
而我这个从不犯错的小天使 And I, despite being innocent of all wrongdoing,
也连带受到了惩罚 was being punished as well.
不是被父母惩罚 是被社会 Not by my parents, but by society
以及它们对"春假"这玩意的坚持 and their insistence on a "Spring break."
整整一周不准上学 太不公平了吧 One whole week of no school. No fair.
你们俩个应该一起做点什么 You two should do something together.
出去外面散散步吧 Go outside, take a walk.
我宁愿去死 I'd rather die.
我宁愿读书 I'd rather read.
你可以给小乔治弄张卡片 You could make a card for Georgie.
他这周六生日 It's his birthday Saturday.
对啊 我应该给他买份礼物 You're right, I need to get him a gift.
我要去一趟商场 I should go to the mall.
你哪都别想去 You're not going anywhere.
但这是我唯一的哥哥的十八岁生日 But it's my only brother's 18th birthday.
什么意... Excuse me.
行 我最爱的哥哥的十八岁生日 Fine, it's my favorite brother's 18th birthday.
-这好多了 -我得去上班了 盯紧她 - Better. - I got to go to work. Keep an eye on her.
我会的 I will.
我是跟你爸爸说 I was talking to your father,
不过转念一想 麻烦你了 but actually, sure.
再见 Bye.
你们要永远这么生我气吗 So, are you gonna be mad at me forever?
当然不会永远生你气啦 No, not forever.
但短时间内也不会消气就对了 But I'm not gonna be done anytime soon.
听我说 我知道自己被禁足 还会错过春假 Okay, look, I know I'm grounded and I'm missing spring break,
这一切是我罪有应得 and I totally deserve it.
你后面最好别接个"可是" There better not be a "But."
没有啊 There isn't.
但是呢... However...
我得看最新一集的《飞越比佛利》 I need to catch up on 90210
因为周一上学时大家都会讨论 because everyone will be talking about it Monday,
如果我没看 我干脆别回学校得了 and if I miss it, I might as well not even go back to school.
活该 Too bad.
别这样嘛 监狱里的犯人 Come on, even prisoners
每天也有一个小时的院子放风时间啊 get to go out to the yard for an hour a day.
有道理 Fair enough.
门外就是院子 你好好去放风吧 There's the yard. Knock yourself out.
有个方法能让你看到所有想看的东西 I know a way for you to watch whatever you want.
怎么做 How?
运用你的想象力 Your imagination.
太蠢了吧 That's stupid.
你知道有一首德国民谣唱了这个吗 Did you know there's a German folk song about it?
-别 -♪ 我的思想不会迎合 ♪ - Don't. - ♪ My thoughts will not cater ♪
♪ 公爵或独裁者 ♪ ♪ To duke or dictator ♪
♪ 没有人能否认 ♪ ♪ No man can deny ♪
♪ 思想是自由的 ♪ ♪ Die gedanken sind frei. ♪
你要去哪里 Where are you going?
妈妈说不准听音乐 Mom said no music.
♪ 思想是自由的 ♪ ♪ Die gedanken sind frei. ♪
♪ 谁能猜透它们 ♪ ♪ Wer kann sie erraten. ♪
-她终于睡下了 -太好了 - She's finally napping. - Great.
你有20分钟自由时间 You get 20 minutes.
你打算干嘛 What you gonna do?
睡觉 洗澡 吃饭 Sleep, bathe, eat?
我几天前洗过澡了 应该不用 No, I took a bath a few days ago. I think I'm set.
澡不是为你自己一个人洗的 Those baths aren't just for you.
我想为小乔治的生日做点什么 Hey, I was thinking about doing something nice
来表达一下心意 for Georgie's birthday.
想心意到哪种程度 先说好 How nice? 'Cause I'm all set
我对抱新曾外孙可没有兴趣 with great-grandchildren for now.
我刚生完小孩 他又在跟其他女人交往 Well, I just gave birth and he's seeing another woman,
所以我想的就只是弄个蛋糕 so I was thinking maybe a cake
然后做点他爱吃的东西罢了 and some of his favorite food.
不错啊 你要给他做饭 That's sweet, you're gonna cook.
其实... Actually, uh...
行 Okay.
那我来做饭 你负责蛋糕 I'll do the food, you handle the cake.
太好了 Great.
话说... 玛丽知道怎么烤蛋糕吗 Hey, uh, does Mary know how to bake?
-知道啊 -太完美了 - Yeah. - Perfect.
欢迎回来上班啊 Welcome back.
小康斯坦丝怎么样啦 How's little Constance doing?
我们现在就叫她丝丝 We're calling her CeeCee.
那可真是太可爱了 Well, that's just the cutest.
嗯哼 Mm-hmm.
我帮你买了杯咖啡 Oh, I got you coffee.
你放心 Don't worry,
不是我们这里卖的馊水 it's not the sludge we serve.
是从街角的7-11买的 I got it from the 7-Eleven on the corner.
谢谢你 但我不喝 Thank you, but I'm fine.
你确定吗 Are you sure?
我还加了新的那种什么调味奶精呢 I put some of those flavored creamers in it.
很潮哦 Fancy.
我真的有很多工作需要赶 I really have a lot of work to catch up on.
明白 Of course.
那我不打扰你干活儿了 Well, I will leave you to it.
但晚一点 But later on,
我想看看宝宝的照片 I want to see pictures of that baby.
我身上没有带 I don't have any with me.
那你可以给我描述描述嘛 Well, you can describe her to me.
她大概这么大 She's about yay big
没头发 and bald.
跟你看过的宝宝都一样 Nothing you ain't seen before.
听起来好可爱啊 Sounds adorable.
-门你是想开着还是... -关上 - Do you want this open or... - Closed.
你在干什么 What are you doing?
没什么 走开啦 Nothing, go away.
你被禁止看电视了 You're not allowed to watch TV.
谢尔顿 就让我看看 Sheldon, let me have this.
爸爸不在的时候 我就是一家之主 While Dad's gone, I'm the man of the house,
而一家之主就是要执行规矩 and the man of the house has to enforce the rules.
一家之主的牙马上就要被打飞了 The man of the house is about to get his teeth knocked out.
青春期让你变好凶残啊 Puberty's made you mean.
我必须知道我的剧演了什么 I need to know what happened on my show.
等你重获看电视权后就能知道了 And you'll find out when your privileges are restored.
我等不了那么久 I can't wait that long,
每一集都是紧连着上集剧情的 each episode builds on the last.
想象一下《星际旅行》结束在"下集待续" Imagine a Star Trek that ends with "To be continued,"
但不准你看下一集 and you don't get to continue.
这件事永远不可能发生 因为我很守规矩 That would never happen, because I follow the rules.
你快要尝到抓奶龙爪手了 You are this close to a purple nurple.
你离我的奶远一点 You leave my nurples alone.
谁啊 Yes?
玛丽 Hey, Mary,
你有空把支票都开出来吗 you get a chance to send out those checks?
还没 之后会弄 Not yet, but I'll get to it.
行吧 All right.
只是通常给供应商的支票 It's just that, the checks to the vendors
是周二就得给出去 今天都周四了 go out on Tuesdays, and it's Thursday.
布兰达 我知道今天是周几 I know the days of the week, Brenda.
好吧 Okay.
你想要支票吗 You want checks?
那我就给你支票 Here's checks.
曼库索维修服务 Mancuso Maintenance.
45块 $45.
给你 There you go.
-玛丽 -孤星贩卖机 - Mary... - Lone Star Vending.
200块 $200.
好了 你要是有哪里不爽 就直接跟我谈 Okay, if you're mad, just talk to me
不用搞现在这套吧 instead of whatever this is.
我没有不爽啊 I'm not mad.
别这样 玛丽 我们是朋友啊 Okay, come on, Mary. We're friends.
只是比不上你跟我老公那么要好 Just not as good of friends as you are with my husband.
好了 如果你要继续在这里工作 Okay, if you're gonna keep working here,
那我们就得讲清楚说明白 we have to figure this out.
或许我不应该在这里工作 Maybe I shouldn't work here.
-或许你是不应该 -你要炒我吗 - Maybe you shouldn't. - Are you firing me?
我还以为是你想辞呢 Well, I thought you were quitting.
-或许老娘还真想辞 -那我也是真想炒 - Maybe I was. - Then maybe I was.
那我辞 Then I am.
那我炒 Then I do.
很好 那我这就走 Great, then I'm leaving.
行 我有点没搞清状况 但你走就走 Well, I'm a little confused, but okay.
玛丽 你提早回来啦 Mary, you're home early.
抱歉啊 打扰到你了吗 I'm sorry, am I bothering you?
没有啊 只是以为你这个点还要上班 No, just thought you'd still be at work.
没有班 Well, I'm not.
我不在那里工作了 I don't work there anymore.
我跟布兰达吵了架 Brenda and I got in a fight.
等等 什么 Wait, what?
你被炒鱿鱼了吗 Did you get fired?
是吧 又或者是我辞工作了 Yes. Or maybe I quit.
不知道 反正是一团乱 I don't know, it's unclear.
无论是哪种状况 Well, whichever one it was,
我都支持你 去他的布兰达 I'm on your side. Screw Brenda.
你都不知道发生了什么事 You don't even know what happened.
你说得对 抱歉 发生什么了 You're right. Sorry. What happened?
布兰达突然莫名其妙对我好到过头 Well, Brenda was being overly nice,
结果反而让我感到很反感 which really rubbed me the wrong way,
于是我就跟她开撕了 so I tore her head off.
你也是被逼到绝路啦 Well, I don't see what choice you had.
乔治 别假了 George, don't.
干嘛 我是挺你的呀 What? I'm on your side.
我为何要跟你说任何事 Why do I even tell you anything?
爱你哦 Love you!
米希 你忙不忙 Missy, are you busy?
我像在忙的样子吗 Do I look busy?
我有些最棒的想法就是躺着想出来的 I do some of my best thinking lying down.
但我没在想事情 Yeah, well, I'm not thinking.
淋浴也有益于思考哦 The shower is another excellent place to cogitate.
有时我就抹好肥皂 神游太虚 Sometimes I'll just lather up and drift off...
你到底有什么事 谢尔顿 What do you want, Sheldon?
我刚才想了一下你对《星际旅行》的评论 Well, I was thinking about what you said about Star Trek
你说很难只看前一集不接着往下看 and how it'd be hard to watch part one and not part two.
那我可以看《飞跃比佛利》了 So I can watch 90210?
不行 但我能给你仅次于它的好东西 No, but I can offer you the next best thing:
头脑小剧场 Theater of the mind.
所以大家才讨厌你 This is why people hate you.
不 我看了你的剧 No, I've watched your program,
我可以告诉你所有情节 and I can tell you everything that happened.
那你知道布兰登的赌瘾 So you know what happens
会有什么结果 with Brandon's gambling problem?
也知道迪伦和凯莉怎么样了 And how Dylan and Kelly are doing?
-我知道 -好 - I do. - Okay.
等等 你怎会这么好心 Wait, why would you do that for me?
你之前想偷看录像带时 Well, when you tried to watch the tape,
害我不小心看了开头的12秒 I ended up watching the first 12 seconds of it,
我内心的完美主义迫使我把剧看完了 and the completist in me had to finish it.
也太蠢了吧 That's so dumb.
我爱死了 快给我娓娓道来 I love it. Tell me everything.
一开始凯莉 Well, it starts off with Kelly
在健身机上锻炼 working out on an exercise machine.
她正在和迪伦交往 Oh, she's dating Dylan,
迪伦的前任是她的闺蜜 who was dating her best friend.
对 Mm-hmm.
她的汗越流越多 She gets sweatier and sweatier, which I'm assuming
我猜是因为在做运动 is because of the exercise,
但也有可能是天气原因 although it could be the weather.
毕竟洛杉矶是阳光与乐趣之城嘛 Los Angeles is the land of sun and fun.
她看起来是不是不开心 Did she look upset?
不好说 她一副汗流浃背的样子 Hard to say. She looked sweaty.
接下来呢 What happens next?
接着她和她哥哥大卫 Well, then she and her brother, David,
为了一根香蕉而激烈争吵 get into a very heated argument over a banana.
听起来不对啊 That doesn't sound right.
下一个场景转到学校 Well, in the next scene at school,
凯莉出场时所有人都安静了 everyone gets quiet when Kelly walks up.
我猜是因为那场香蕉争执 I'm assuming it's because of the banana tiff.
这一集 There's no way
不可能是在讲一根破香蕉 the episode was about a banana.
不好意思 你有看剧吗 I'm sorry, did you watch it?
还发生了什么 What else happened?
他们还打算为凯莉办生日派对 Oh, they're also planning Kelly
给她个惊喜 a surprise birthday party.
所以他们才集体安静啊 Well, that's why they got quiet.
你怎么连这都没看懂 How could you not get that?
又没人明确地说出来 No one said it out loud.
你得注意看他们的表演方式 You have to pay attention to how they're acting.
他们的表情和肢体语言 Their faces and body language.
你是指读懂潜台词吗 You mean for subtext?
没错 潜台词 Yeah, subtext.
我讨厌潜台词 我比较喜欢有话直说 I hate subtext, I prefer text.
那就留心听音乐 Then just listen to the music.
如果音乐很伤感 那他们就很悲伤 If it's sad, they're sad.
如果音乐很欢快 那他们就很开心 It's happy, they're happy.
有意思 Interesting.
那音乐就相当于帮人读懂社交暗示的作弊小抄 So the music's like a cheat sheet to help read social cues?
正是如此 Exactly.
没想到啊 Look at that,
春假期间我仍能学到新知识 spring break and I'm still learning.
乔治说他是挺我的 George said he was on my side,
但假如他是真的挺我 but if he was really on my side,
就不会阴阳怪气地说他挺我 he wouldn't say he was on my side
仿佛在安抚一个疯婆子 like he had to calm down a crazy woman.
我直接给小乔治买个生日蛋糕就不用遭这罪了 You know, I can just buy Georgie a cake.
好了 All righty,
食材我都买齐了 I got everything we need
可以做炸牛排 to make chicken-fried steak
芝士通心粉和炸薯球 and mac and cheese and tater tots.
好健康哦 Healthy.
你自己说要做他最爱吃的菜的 You said make his favorite meal.
难不成你以为会是胡萝卜吗 What'd you think that was gonna be, a carrot?
没关系你不用买 And it's fine,
我来做蛋糕就好 I will make the cake.
谢谢你 Thank you.
我时间有的是 I've got plenty of time.
我又不用去上班 It's not like I have a job to go to.
发生什么了 What happened?
你不会想知道的 You don't want to know.
那就不问了 Sold.
我们回来了 We're home.
-你们散步散得怎么样 -超慢 - Hey, how was your walk? - Slow.
直到带娃出门了我才知道 You don't know how many old ladies
原来我们社区有这么多老太太 are in the neighborhood till you go out with a baby.
哇 炸薯球 Ooh, tots.
别乱碰 Hey, hands off.
是为周六准备的 Oh, uh, they're for Saturday.
我们打算为你做一顿生日大餐 We thought we'd make you a birthday dinner.
糟了 安珀要带我出门 Oh, shoot. Amber's taking me out.
你之前不是说你没安排吗 Oh, I thought you said you didn't have plans.
本来 Well, I...
是没有 但她刚问我了 I didn't, she just asked.
你不能取消吗 Can't you cancel?
不 没事的 No, it's... it's okay.
那天你是寿星 It's your birthday,
你想做什么就做什么 you should do what you want to do.
要不我们周日再搞家庭聚餐 Maybe we can do family dinner on Sunday?
-行啊 -好极了 - Of course. - Great.
我得去帮她洗洗脸 I got to go clean her up,
她脑门上沾了老太太的唇膏 she's got old lady lipstick on her head.
你也是老太太 你是怎么把唇膏擦干净的 Well, you're an old lady. How do you get that lipstick off?
别动怒 我自己想办法 All right, I'll figure it out myself.
你在看什么 What you watching?
《飞越比佛利》 Beverly Hills 90210.
那不是米希爱看的剧吗 Isn't that Missy's show?
没错 我想更好地 Yes, I'm trying to do a better job
揣摩角色们的情绪状态 of picking up on the characters' emotional states.
比如说 这场戏表面好像在讲过期食物 So, for example, this scene seems like it's about expired food,
但多亏了不祥的背景音乐 我能看懂 but thanks to the ominous music, I can tell
其实是在说凯莉的饮食失调 it's about Kelly's eating disorder.
你也试试 Give it a try.
我看看啊 Well, let's see. Uh...
那家伙很难过 因为他都30岁高龄了 That one's upset 'cause he's 30 years old
却还在读高中 and still in high school.
我本来也是这么想的 That's what I thought, too,
但真相原来是他父亲 but it turns out his father
最近在一场汽车爆炸中死亡了 recently died in a car explosion.
我明白他为什么会为这事感到难过 Oh. Well, I can see why that would make him sad.
等一下 Hold on.
悲伤的音乐 没错了 Sad music, yep.
你好擅长哦 You're good at this.
干嘛 What?
我们不把话说开 我是不会走的 I'm not leaving until we talk this out.
我妈妈不爽 My mom's upset.
你有看出来吗 仔细听 Did you get it? Listen.
我们没什么好谈的 We have nothing to talk about.
行 那我们就大声对骂好了 Fine. Then let's just yell at each other.
我不会大声吼你 I'm not yelling at you.
玛丽 我们是邻居 我们的孩子是朋友 Mary, we're neighbors, our kids are friends.
我们以后还要相处 We're gonna be in each other's lives
很长一段时间 我们来对骂吧 for a long time. Let's do this.
我很忙 我在做蛋糕 I am busy. I am making a cake.
我也正忙着跟一个讨厌鬼说话 And I'm talking to a pain in the ass
她不肯承认自己生气了 who won't admit she's mad.
我没生气 I'm not mad.
是吗 Really?
那现在呢 How about now?
后院见 Back yard.
你有没有想过 Do you even think about
你的行为会对别人造成什么影响 how your actions affect other people?
就喜欢这样 继续开骂 Love it. Keep it coming.
你留不住你的垃圾老公 You couldn't hang on to your crappy husband,
就想勾引我的垃圾老公 so you tried to move in on my crappy husband.
很好 这话很伤人 但骂得好 Good, good. That hurt, but good.
我就喜欢这家餐厅 Mm, I love me some Chi-Chi's.
和你约会真省钱 You're a cheap date.
你现在是这么说 You say that now.
但等会你看到我狂吞炸卷饼你就知道错了 Wait till you see how many chimichangas I can put away.
今天是你的生日 你想吃多少就吃多少 It's your birthday. Have as many as you want.
你可能会后悔哦 You may regret that.
再次谢谢你约我出来 Thanks again for taking me out.
你也不想今晚待在家里 You don't want to spend the night at home
一直听婴儿的哭闹声吧 with some crying baby.
不好说 面对自己的孩子时 I don't know. When it's your kid,
哭闹声好像就没那么烦人了 the crying doesn't bother you as much.
你不会是那种带娃去餐厅 You're not gonna be one of those parents
吵死其他客人的家长吧 that brings their babies to restaurants, are you?
肯定是啊 You bet.
把她包得像玉米卷饼 她就能完美融入墨西哥餐厅啦 Wrap her up like a burrito, she'd fit right in.
今晚 Well, tonight,
你不用考虑这些 you don't have to think about that.
我们两人可以玩得尽兴 We can just have fun.
听起来不错 I like the sound of that.
你是指打炮吧 You do mean sex, right?
你说呢 What do you think?
或许我不该点炸卷饼 Hmm, maybe I shouldn't get the chimichangas.
接着她和迪伦在走廊见面 And then she sees Dylan in the hallway and tells her
告诉她 她和凯莉重归于好了 that she and Kelly are friends again,
然后他就吻了她的额头 and he kisses her on the forehead.
那个吻是什么样的 What kind of kiss was it?
看着挺纯洁的 Well, it seemed innocent,
但背景音乐却很神秘 but the music was mysterious,
暗示着他们的三角恋绝对会继续纠缠下去 indicating that their love triangle will totally continue.
剧情好吸引人啊 Well, that's juicy.
我知道 Oh, I'm aware.
你要是想 If you want,
下周可以和我一起看啊 you can watch with me next week.
不用了 谢谢 No, thank you.
不过我倒是挺想知道 是谁杀了迪伦的爸爸 Although, I would like to know who killed Dylan's dad.
还有大卫的唱片合同到底怎么了 Plus, what happened to David's recording contract.
你说他真的会 Do you really think he's going to
任由制作人改变他的声音吗 let that producer change his sound?
但愿不要 Boy, I hope not.
我懂你 姐妹 I hear you, sister.
你知道这种滋味吗 Do you have any idea what it feels like
老公宁愿和自己的闺蜜相处 to have your husband prefer to hang out
也不想待在自己身边 with your best friend over you?
我知道被自己丈夫抛弃的滋味 I know how it feels to have my husband leave me.
那你就该比谁都清楚 Then you should know better.
你说得对 You're right.
我知道你很有趣 I mean, I get that you're fun,
而我只是个 and I'm just
热衷于教会的守旧女人 a churchy stick-in-the-mud.
玛丽 我不认为我是症结所在 Mary, I don't even think it was about me.
不是我也可能是别的女人 It could've been anybody.
你这样说我也并没觉得好过些 That doesn't make me feel better.
我的意思是 我不是他的妻子 I just mean I'm not his wife.
所以他才更容易对我倾诉 Which makes me easier to talk to.
虽然我们还是不对 但我们只限于谈心而已 Don't make it right, but talk's all it was.
你确定吗 Are you sure?
我发誓 I swear.
就像有时候 你更容易 Like how sometimes it was easier
向罗伯牧师敞开心扉 for you to talk to Pastor Rob?
但我和乔治难道不该想要互相倾诉吗 But shouldn't George and I want to talk to each other?
别问我 Don't ask me,
毕竟我都留不住自己的"垃圾老公" I couldn't hang on to my "crappy husband."
很抱歉我这样说 Sorry about that.
不 No.
你骂得没错 It's true.
你想聊聊这事吗 You want to talk about it?
聊聊也挺好的 That'd be nice.
乔治有空吗 George around?
好吧 你还没能拿这事来说笑 Okay, not ready to joke.
快帮我挠挠鼻子 Oh, quick, scratch my nose.
这简直是人生最大爽事 Oh, nothing's ever felt better.
我有被冒犯到 I'm offended.
几点了 Hey, what time is it?
大概八点半吧 About 8:30.
你回来得这么早 You're home early.
是啊 Yeah.
你的约会进行得如何 How was your date?
其实我们分手了 Actually, we broke up.
发生什么了 What happened?
没什么 我就是想来这里 Nothing, I just wanted to be here.
真的吗 Really?
真的 Yeah.
我们也想你来 That's what we wanted, too.
生日快乐 Happy birthday.
你还能送我 There is something else
别的生日礼物 you could do for my birthday.
我两周前才刚生完小孩 不行 I had a baby two weeks ago. No.
不是指那个啦 Not that.
那是指什么 Then what?
嫁给我 Marry me.