我从小就对《生命之旅》游戏无爱 I never cared for The Game of Life.
翻译 土豆兄弟贝大八 油腻希
结婚 生子 职业 买房 Marriage, children, careers, houses.
这是哪门子的人生啊 What kind of life is that?
校对 翻译生涯赛太公
在我的游戏里 里程碑是 In my game, the milestones are...
论文发表 攻读学位 papers published, degrees earned,
后期 灰灰是菇凉 时间轴 加森
赢得诺奖 Nobel Prizes won.
在我的版本里 我所向披靡 And in my version, I am dominating.
总监 贝大八
但这点你早就知道了 But you knew that.
而且我们的棋子不会用车 Ooh, and instead of cars,
而是坐火车遨游 you'd ride around in a train.
说真的 厂商怎么还不赶紧做这游戏 Honestly, why aren't they making this?
-太好了 -你好啊 珊姆 - Yes! - Hello, Sam.
你好像有点激动啊 You seem agitated.
我被录取暑期项目了 I just got accepted into my summer program.
暑期课程啊 抱歉我都不知道你成绩有状况 Oh, summer school. I didn't realize you were struggling.
但你不放弃就很棒了 But way to not give up.
不是我们学校 No.
是在哥大 It's at Columbia.
我去申请读研的时候 这会让我很加分啊 This is gonna look really good on my grad school application.
离申请不是还有一年吗 Grad school? Those applications are a year away.
你得提早开始准备啊 You have to start early.
这年头竞争这么激烈 It's so competitive these days.
我想我应该没什么问题 I think I'll be fine.
你想去哪里读 Where are you hoping to go?
-加州理工 -谢尔顿 - Caltech. - Sheldon,
那是全球最难申请的地方之一 that's one of the toughest programs to get into in the world.
我知道啊 它们值得有最好的学生 I know, they deserve the best.
如果我是你 我现在就会开始给履历增添色彩 Well, if I were you, I would start building up my resume now.
我的个人履历很精彩了 Uh, my resume's pretty good.
绩点4.0 天才儿童 4.0, child prodigy.
到哪都受人喜爱 Beloved wherever I go.
你的名字有在任何已发表论文上吗 Are you on any published papers?
没有 No.
你有在任何研讨会议上演讲过吗 Have you presented at any conferences?
没有 No.
你有参与过任何外部的项目吗 Have you been involved in any outside projects?
我有开发过一个科研补助金资料库 I did develop a grant research database.
那这还行 Oh, well that's something.
但推出后大失败 It failed spectacularly.
那至少... Well, hey...
你受人喜爱嘛 at least you're beloved.
♪ 世上没人比我强壮 ♪ ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
♪ 昨天我移了一座山 ♪ ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
♪ 我相信我能当你的英雄 ♪ ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
♪ 我是个了不起的小家伙 ♪ ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
少 年
谢尔顿
来杯咖啡吗 You want some?
不用了 谢谢 No, I'm good.
你确定吗 You sure?
我昨晚可是睡了将近4小时之久呢 Yeah, I slept almost four hours last night.
感觉自己生龙活虎 I feel like a tiger.
不错啊 Good for you.
我梳了头 还刷了牙 Brushed my hair, I brushed my teeth,
我今天甚至可能出门走走 I may even go outside today.
-哇 有80%的降雨几率 -算了 - Wow, an 80% chance of rain. - Never mind.
估计是因为这边这一大坨云吧 Probably from all these clouds over here...
这家伙谁啊 Who is this guy?
原本的气象辣妹主播呢 Where's perky Heather with today's weather?
不知道啊 貌似体育主播来代班了 I don't know, I think the sports guy's filling in.
暴雨将全场推进 This storm is just gonna make a full-court press.
然后就这么跑过休斯顿 And just run right on past Houston,
穿越拉夫金 right on past Lufkin,
一路冲到那边的梅德福 all the way over to Medford over here...
他指的都不是梅德福 He ain't even pointin' at Medford.
这表现连球王都会夸赞 That's a drive that Jack Nicklaus would be proud of right there.
我以前也做过那份工作 没有表面上看起来那么简单 I used to do that job, you know. It's not as easy as you'd think.
你人得面向镜头 但手得指对背后 You got to look forward, but point backward
而且眼睛还得读对稿 while reading the script.
而且语气还得阳光开朗 All with sunshine in your voice.
我还真能听到你声线中的阳光呢 I could actually hear the sunshine in your voice.
谢谢 Thanks.
现在画面还给婴儿房里嗷嗷大哭的丝丝 Now back to CeeCee in the nursery with screaming.
你迟到了 You're late.
抱歉 我路上遇到了珊姆 Sorry, I ran into Sam.
很聪明的女孩 以后必有好出路 Bright girl. She's going places.
出到哥大的物理系 Specifically the physics department at Columbia.
她被录取啦 恭喜她 Oh, she got in, fantastic.
我知道她想丰富自己的履历 I know she was hoping to spice up her applications.
我认为我的履历上只要有我 Well, I like to think that I'm all the spice
就足够丰富了 my applications will need.
并不够 You're not.
你们什么意思 What are you saying?
这个嘛... Actually, uh...
等等 难道我也应该为读研 Hold on, should I be trying to beef up
开始丰富我的履历吗 my grad school applications?
竞争非常激烈啊 The competition is fierce.
要出众可是非常不容易 It takes a lot to stand out.
你们是我的导师 为什么从没指导我这些 You're my advisors, why didn't you advise me of this?
谢尔顿 不知可否给你提点一下... Sheldon, if I could offer you some advice...
不用了 谢谢 No thank you.
谢尔顿 我对你有个建议 Sheldon, I have a recommendation for you.
我也对你有建议 I have one for you.
修剪修剪你的鼻毛吧 Trim your nose hair.
还记得吗 Do you remember that?
当然 感觉能有蜘蛛住在里面 I do. It looked like a spider was living up there.
你在这里面干嘛呢 What are you doing here?
就是翻一下我以前的那些影带 Oh, just looking through some of my old videotapes.
行 Oh, cool.
等等 你没翻到任何我的影带吧 Wait, you didn't find any of my tapes, did you?
你有什么影带 What are your tapes?
没什么 Nothing.
我的影带是我当气象女郎时的那些 Well, mine are from when I was a weather girl.
你找出来干嘛呢 Whatcha need 'em for?
本地新闻台在找人 Well, the local station's looking.
我想要去报 I'm gonna apply.
但你现在是个妈妈了 But you're a mom now.
是啊 所以呢 Yeah, so?
就是你现在照顾丝丝 Well, I'm just sayin' don't you kind of have
不是已经很忙了吗 your hands full with CeeCee?
不是有一大家子在帮忙吗 Well, there's a lot of family around to help.
是啊 但是... Well, I know, but...
我一直都计划着生完后会回去工作啊 And I was always gonna go back to work.
如果是担心钱不够 我们没问题 If it's about money, we're good.
你住在车库里 You live in a garage.
里面没停车的话就不是车库 It ain't a garage if there ain't a car in it.
就是车库 Yeah, it is.
这跟金钱也无关啊 是跟我的人生有关 And it's not about money, it's about my life.
我想要有一份事业 I want a career.
我个人觉得当妈妈也是一种职业啊 Well, I-I happen to think motherhood is a career.
那当爸爸呢 Hmm. What about fatherhood?
你有工作啊 You have a job.
-不一样啦 -不一样在哪 - That's different. - Why?
因为... Because.
这很复杂啦 There's lots of reasons.
所以你可以有工作有生活 Oh, okay, so you just get to have a job and a life,
而我只能在家带孩子 and I have to stay home with the baby?
或者说是 我想不工作都不行 Or I have to have a job
而你可以悠哉在家里陪孩子 and you getto stay home with the baby.
全看是从什么角度看罢了 It's all about perspective.
对 请问这是哥大暑期科学荣誉项目吗 Yes, is this the Columbia summer science honors program?
太好了 Excellent.
我叫谢尔顿·库珀 你们很可能听说过我 My name is Sheldon Cooper, perhaps you've heard of me.
现在你听说过了 Well, now you have.
我最近刚刚了解到 Anyways, it's recently come to my attention
你们有可能是我职涯中重要的一环 that you could be an important step in my career advancement.
说个好消息 我愿意给你们机会 So, good news, I'm available.
对 我知道我错过了报名期限 Yes, I understand I've missed the deadline,
但我相信你们能给我个方便 but I'm sure you can make an exception.
我可是谢尔顿·库珀啊 But I'm Sheldon Cooper.
林克莱特博士与斯特吉斯博士 And apparently Doctors Linkletter and Sturgis were
居然早就知道我应该为我的申请 aware that I already should have been focusing
提前做准备 on my applications.
然后他们什么都没跟你提吗 And they didn't say anything to you?
其实有 但这样显得锅在我身上 Well, they did, but I don't come off well in that story.
谢利 这能有多糟啦 Shelly, how bad could it be?
你才11岁就开始读大学了 You started college when you were 11.
当我又小又可爱时 这很了不起 Well, it was impressive when I was little and cute.
但我现在是又老又可爱 今时不同往日了 But now that I'm old and cute, it's just not the same thing.
你只是长大了一点 Well, just 'cause you look older,
并不代表你就变得不那么特别了啊 doesn't mean you're any less special.
我懂了 Of course.
-这都是你的错 -什么 - It's your fault. - What?
从小你就一直说我很特别 Well, you've been saying I'm special my whole life,
所以我自动认为 so now I'm conditioned to expect the world
世界该为我开方便之门 而不是我得主动争取 to cater to me instead of taking initiative.
但你的确很特别啊 亲爱的 But you are special, sweetie.
无时无刻 停不下来了是吧 You just can't turn it off, can you?
给她换好尿布 已经睡下了 She's changed and napping.
你洗过手了吧 You washed your hands, right?
谢利 想来点土豆泥吗 Shelly, you want some mashed potatoes?
你看 你又来了 See, there you go again,
主动把土豆泥递给我 bringing the mashed potatoes to me
但其实应该是我主动去拿 when I should be going to the mashed potatoes.
行 Fine.
又在闹哪样 What's goin' on?
多年来的呵护令我自鸣得意 Years of coddling have made me complacent,
现在可能害我失去 and now it may cost me my chance
进入加州理工读研的机会 to get into grad school at Caltech.
打从你出生我就一直在说她 I've been sayin' that since you were born.
但你没做出任何行动阻止她吗 And yet you did nothing to stop her?
我可是一直就觉得你是个臭屁烂人 If it helps, I always thought you sucked.
米希 Missy.
我跟姥姥聊过了 I talked to Meemaw.
她说如果你要回去录影带出租店工作 She said if you come back to work at the video store,
可以带孩子去上班 you can bring the baby.
干嘛 你不是想要一份工作吗 What? I thought you wanted a job.
不是 我说的是我想要有一份职业 No, I said I wanted a career.
你已经在想着重返职场了吗 Oh, are you thinkin' about going back to work already?
对啊 Yeah.
的确是比我原先预期的早了一点 I mean, it's a little earlier than I thought,
但刚好有职缺 我就想去试试看 but an opportunity came up and I'm going for it.
看到没 主动性 她父母将她扫地出门 See? Initiative. Her parents kicked her out,
看看她现在的主动性 and look at that gumption.
所以你打算去投什么工作 So what job you goin' for?
7频道在找新的气象女郎 Channel 7's looking for a new weather girl.
原先那个说是去结婚所以离职 Oh, yeah, she said she quit because she was getting married.
但听说她是肚子被搞大了 Rumor is she got knocked up.
这很棒啊 Which is exciting.
周四面试 The interview's on Thursday.
什么 What?
你已经报名了吗 You already applied?
我还以为我们要慢慢谈呢 I thought we were gonna talk about it.
我们谈过了啊 We did talk about it.
我说了要寄旧影带过去 我就寄了啊 I said I was gonna send in a tape and then I sent it in.
那谁来看着丝丝 Who's gonna watch CeeCee?
我本来是指望她的家人们会帮忙 Well, I was hoping her family would help out.
那当然 Of course.
但是我有工作 I mean, I do work.
我也工作啊 乔治 I work, too, George.
我们都工作 We work.
他们说到点上了 They got a point.
什么点 Uh, is the point
你妈妈也是职场女性这点吗 that your mom is a working mother?
我是到孩子们大了之后才去工作的 Well, I didn't work when my kids were babies.
这是真的 她以前是家庭捧杀主妇 That's true, she was a stay-at-home coddler.
够了 你这样就有点烦人了 Okay, now you're being obnoxious.
没人想听你唧唧歪歪 傻逼 No one wants to hear you talk, ass face.
谢谢你协助我接地气 但尽量别用脏字 Thanks, I appreciate the help, but let's keep it clean.
屁精 Butt wad?
好多了 Better.
有点傻气 Well, that's a look.
现在是有点杀气 That's also a look.
我找不到适合面试穿的衣服 I can't find anything to wear for my interview.
来看看 Well, let's see.
这件不错啊 That's pretty cute.
"找不到"真实的意思是"穿不进" "Can't find" was code for "can't fit into."
亲爱的 别太为难自己了 Don't be so hard on yourself, honey.
你刚生完孩子 You just had a baby.
我会记得告诉他们这件事的 I'll make sure to tell them that.
貌似大家都喜欢职场女性呢 Apparently everyone loves a working mother.
这句话也有另一层意思吗 Is that code for something?
有 你的家人都很差劲 Yeah, your family sucks.
听起来我错过了精彩的晚餐啦 Ooh, sounds like I missed a good dinner.
-我想有一份职业就是个坏妈妈吗 -当然不是 - Am I a bad mom because I want a career? - Hell no!
而且你是在教育你的女儿 她长大以后 And you're teachin' your daughter that she can grow up
也能做到养儿育女之外的事 to do something more than raise kids.
就是说嘛 Yeah!
你到时候就去电视台将这份工作拿下 And you're gonna go in there and you're gonna get this job.
就是说嘛 Yeah!
但不是穿着这套衣服 But not in that.
就是说嘛 Yeah.
-我在等着呢 -等什么呢 - I'm waitin'. - For what?
你那句"我早跟你说过了" The "I told you so."
貌似我太宠谢尔顿 毁了他的人生 'Cause I coddled Sheldon and apparently ruined his life.
我才不会这么说 I'm not gonna say that.
虽然你的确是太宠他 而我也跟你说... I mean, you did coddle him and I did tell ya--
好吧 我早跟你说过了 All right, I told you so.
真是谢谢你没落井下石啊 Thanks for not sayin' it.
哎呀 他懂个屁啊 Well, what does he know?
他就是个傻青少年 He's just a dumb teenager.
可能青少年怪爸妈是很稀松平常的事吧 I guess it is normal for teenagers to blame their parents for stuff.
谢尔顿跟其他人一样 Sheldon's normal.
真是令人惊讶 That's a shocker.
爽啊 他唯一跟普通人一样的地方就是怪妈妈 Great, the one normal thing he does is blame me.
总有一天 他的孩子也会怪罪他毁了他们人生 Someday his kids are gonna tell him he's ruinin' their lives.
你真这么认为吗 You think?
如果他有孩子 他们肯定会这样说 If he has 'em, they're gonna say it.
多半是不会有那一天了 So probably not.
老爸糗了吧 Joke's on him.
我还真有孩子 I did have kids.
不过我也糗了 And joke's on me.
孩子们天天怨我 They say it all the time.
早安 Good morning.
你这么早就出门了 Oh, you're out and about early.
是啊 今天有很多事 Yeah, got a lot going on today.
康妮要带我去购物 然后去发廊 Connie's taking me out shopping and then to the salon
-为面试拾掇拾掇外表 -挺好啊 - to get ready for my interview. - Nice.
今天你们母女俩独处吗 A little mommy-daughter day?
是父女俩独处 给 Daddy-daughter day. Here ya go.
我要上班呢 I have work.
我认为当爹也是一份全职工作 Well, I like to think fatherhood is a full-time job.
我怎么喂她啊 How am I gonna feed her?
我没有那两坨... I don't have the... you know.
包包里有奶粉 Formula's in the bag.
轮到你了 Tag, you're it.
再见 丝丝 Bye, CeeCee.
看来就剩你和老爸我啦 Well, looks like it's just me and you.
我带你逛一圈 Let me give you the tour.
那是摇滚歌手艾克索·罗斯[枪炮与玫瑰] That's Axl Rose.
他超帅的 He's awesome.
那是举重床 That's the weight bench.
老爸就在那练壮壮的 That's where Daddy gets ripped.
这个洗手池 Yeah. And that's the sink
就是你妈在里头尿过的那个 your mom totally peed in once.
是真的哦 It's true.
难以置信吧 但是真的 I know, it's true.
沃尔沃牌轿车啊 安全又耀眼 Ooh, Volvo-- safe and flashy.
-就像我一样 -谢尔顿 - Like me. - Sheldon...
我还没喝咖啡 无力应付你 I haven't had my coffee yet.
我料到你会这样说 I thought you might say that.
-谢谢 -我不喝咖啡 - Thank you. - I'm not a coffee drinker.
希望你喜欢加了七颗糖的口味 I hope you like seven sugars.
有什么要紧事逼得你都跑室外来了 So what's so important it got you outside?
我有个主意 可能对大学和我 I had an idea that I think might be beneficial
都有好处 to both the university and me.
独有的暑期项目 An exclusive summer program led
由我选择的有威望的科学家领衔 by a prestigious scientist of my choosing.
我也有个主意 I've got an idea.
你去申请已经有这种项目的学校 Apply to a school that already has it,
加入后就去那里待着 get in, and go there.
说实话 Well, to be honest,
就我现在的履历 我可能哪里都进不去 with my current résumé, I may not get in anywhere,
所以我们才需要这样的项目 which is why we need a program like this.
谢尔顿 我们没时间也没资源 Sheldon, we don't have the time or the resources
去创建一个全新的暑期项目 to create a brand-new summer program.
你还没睡醒才会说胡话 再喝几口 Oh, that's just sleepy talk. Take a few more sips,
等糖劲儿上来就好了 let that sugar kick in.
答案是不行 The answer is no.
我就该加点威士忌到咖啡里的 I knew I should have put whiskey in that coffee.
这是谁家的孩子啊 Whose baby?
我的 Mine.
你居然把她带来地下赌场 And you brought her to a gambling room?
有什么问题 这里有闪烁的灯光和可爱的音效 Why not? There's flashin' lights and fun noises.
和游戏餐厅没什么区别 It's basically Chuck E. Cheese.
我能摸她的小脑袋祈求好运吗 Can I touch her head for luck?
不行 No.
拜托啦 我刚刚才洗过手 Come on, I just washed my hands.
那摸快点 Make it quick.
帮帮忙啦 宝宝 Come on, baby.
韦德叔叔急需赢一把 Uncle Wade needs a win.
够了收起你的爪 All right, that's enough.
满堂红
就是这样 That's what I'm talkin' about!
我说得没错吧 宝宝会带来好运 I told you babies is good luck.
我也能摸摸她的脑袋吗 Can I touch her head, too?
好了 其他人都不准再摸我家孩子的头 All right, no one else is touchin' my baby's head...
除非付费 for free.
多少钱 How much?
五块 Five bucks.
-值得 -成交 - Worth it. - Sold.
大傻 Hey, dummy.
我们得谈谈 We need to talk.
如果是因为我带了丝丝来 我可以解释的 If it's about CeeCee being here, I can explain.
她在哪 Where is she?
在我这 Right here.
你不是吧 Really?
没事的啦 It's fine.
他有大概15个孙子呢 He's got, like, 15 grandkids.
等等再说这茬 We'll get back to that.
我今天一整天 I have spent my day
都在听曼蒂抱怨你 listening to Mandy bitch about you.
估计你没帮我说话吧 Well, I don't suppose you stuck up for me?
当然没有 No.
你要是真想和那姑娘成家 If you really want to be with that girl,
你就别妨碍她 you will not be the one to stand in her way.
我没想妨碍她 I'm not trying to.
我只是为丝丝好 I just want to do what's best for CeeCee.
显然如此 Obviously.
她难道不该有个 Don't you think she deserves
在家陪伴她的妈妈吗 a mom who's home with her?
我认为她该有个快乐 I think she deserves a mom who's happy
且得到她爸爸支持的妈妈 and supported by her dad.
是哦 Huh.
那女人怎么在摸她的头 Why is that woman touchin' her head?
我来处理 喂 I'll handle it. Hey!
得付钱才能摸 You got to pay for that.
加油啊 库珀 Come on, Cooper.
瞧 他从今早开始就一直待在这 See? He's been here since this morning.
不肯走 He won't leave.
-你想要我做什么 -把他赶出去 - What do you want me to do? - Get him to leave.
太好了 你俩都来了 Oh, good, you're both here.
我们三人协力 进展会更快 This will go faster with three of us.
快上啊 把他踢出去 Now, do it! Give him the boot.
你想完成统一场论吗 Trying to solve unified field theory?
是的 要是能完成连爱因斯坦 Yes. Who needs a summer program
都无法突破的理论 谁还需要暑期项目呢 if you can solve what Albert Einstein couldn't.
加州理工怎能拒绝这个 Let's see Caltech say no to this.
谢尔顿 你不可能在短短一个下午内 Sheldon, you're not gonna solve this
-就取得突破 -永远也不可能 - in an afternoon. - Or ever.
但我必须做出些成绩 脱颖而出 Well, I need to do something to stand out.
你给暑期项目的事施加太多压力了 I think you're putting too much pressure on this summer program.
你可以明年再申请 You can apply next year.
我不能再等一年 I can't wait a whole nother year.
我会比现在落后更多 I'll fall even further behind.
等我申请哥伦比亚大学时 And then when I'm applying to Columbia,
珊姆已经利用推荐信 Sam will be using her letter of recommendation
进入加州理工了 等我再申请加州理工时 to get into Caltech, and then when I apply to Caltech,
他们会说 "你也是东德州理工的啊 they'll say, "Oh, you're from East Texas Tech, too.
你一定认识珊姆吧 她比你早一年进来 Well, you must know Sam, she's been here a year longer than you
你永远也追不上她" and you'll never catch up."
你先冷静下来 I think you need to calm down.
我无法冷静 我必须不断鞭策自己 I can't calm down. I have to keep pushing myself
否则我会越来越落后 直到沦为一个... or I'll fall farther and farther behind until I'm a...
小型大学里的老教授 aging professor in a small university
毫无成果可示人 with nothing to show for my work.
扎心了 他说的好像是你 Ouch, I think he's talking about you.
-他说的好像是我们 -才不是 - I think he's talking about us. - No.
我晚上睡觉浪费太多时间了 I'm wasting too much time sleeping at night.
我应该问 咖啡机在哪 In fact, where's the coffee machine?
或许我该开始追逐咖啡因巨龙了 Perhaps it is time I start chasing the caffeine dragon.
-谢尔顿 听我们说 -我为什么要听 - Sheldon, listen to us. - Why should I?
是你们任由这种事发生在我身上 You let this happen to me.
你们是不称职的导师 You failed as my mentors.
你在做什么 What are you doing?!
你仍是学生 这里仍是我的办公室 You're still the student, this is still my office,
你该离开了 and it's time for you to leave.
恐怕他说得对 I'm afraid he's right.
她回来啦 There she is.
你好啊 Hi!
她身上为什么一股烟味 Um, why does she smell like smoke?
她和我去地下赌场玩了 Oh, she hung out with me in the gambling room.
什么 What?
她可受欢迎了 人人都说她象征着好运 She was a hit. Everybody said she was good luck.
好吧 那看来一切顺利 Okay, so I-I guess it went well?
很顺利 It did.
如果你得到那份工作了 So, if you get that job,
我会全力支持你 I'm all for it.
好 好 Okay, good.
怎么了 What's wrong?
我从没试过像今天这样离开她那么久 Today was the longest I've been away from her,
感觉糟透了 and it was awful.
那你不想要那份工作了吗 So you don't want the job?
我不知道 I-I don't know.
我觉得你应该先试试 I think you should give it a shot.
-真的吗 -你之前说起工作多兴奋啊 - Really? - Well, you were all excited about it.
再说就算你得到工作了 还是可以拒绝的 And if you get the job, you can still say no.
这话说得好 Yeah, that's a good point.
我很想在电视上看到你 I'd love to see you on TV.
讨厌 Aw.
那我就能炫耀说 我睡过电视上那女的 Then I can say I slept with that girl on TV.
气氛被你杀死了 Okay, well...
♪ 雨点滴落在我头上 ♪ ♪ Raindrops are falling on my head ♪
Raindrops keep fallin' on my head - B. J. Thomas
♪ 就像那个男人 ♪ ♪ And just like the guy ♪
♪ 双脚太大 连床都放不下 ♪ ♪ Whose feet are too big for his bed ♪
♪ 一切都不顺心 ♪ ♪ Nothing seems to fit ♪
♪ 那些雨点... ♪ ♪ Those raindrops... ♪
你怎么在听这首歌 Why are you listening to this?
我不开心 这首是我在老妈的唱片收藏里 I was upset, and this was the most angst-filled song
能找到的最充满愤怒的歌了 I could find in Mom's record collection.
出什么事了 What's wrong?
这是大人的烦恼 These are grown-up problems.
你不会懂的 You wouldn't understand.
那好 再见 Okay, bye.
我是大学里年纪最小的学生 现在... I was the youngest student at the university, and now...
不是说我不会懂你的烦恼吗 I thought I wouldn't understand your problems.
但我只有你这个倾诉对象 Well, you're all I've got.
我一直认为 I always assumed
我会是研究所里年纪最小的学生 that I'd be the youngest student in grad school,
也会是年纪最小的诺贝尔奖获得者 and then the youngest person to win the Nobel Prize,
然而现在这一切都在离我远去 and now it's all slipping away.
没人在乎你的年纪 No one cares how old you are.
真的吗 你不觉得我得到特殊照顾 Really? You don't think I get treated special
都是因为我的年纪和才智吗 because of my age and intellect?
你确实总能得到你想要的 I guess you do get everything you want all the time.
对吧 See?
你每次做出令人讨厌的事 And whenever you're obnoxious
他们就会帮你辩解 "可怜的谢尔顿不懂事" it's always, "Poor Sheldon, he doesn't know any better."
没错 "可怜的谢尔顿" Exactly. "Poor Sheldon."
研究所里的每个人都很聪明 At grad school, everybody's going to be smart.
如果我不是年纪最小的 我还怎么脱颖而出 If I'm not the youngest, how am I gonna stand out?
谢尔顿 你是个正谈论着上研究所的小孩 Sheldon, you're a kid talking about going to grad school.
你不会有任何问题的 You have no problems.
我就知道你不会懂 I knew you wouldn't understand.
我懂 你担心自己到时 I do-- instead of being a kid genius,
不是天才儿童 只是个普通天才 you're worried you're just gonna be a regular genius,
但作为天才还担心这种事 真的傻透了 which is a stupid thing for a genius to worry about.
不管傻不傻 Well, stupid or not,
我15岁之前可能无法进入加州理工了 I may not get to go to Caltech until I'm 15.
等等 这事关你几时从家里搬出去住吗 Wait, this is about when you move out?
是的 Yes.
我收回前言 这事非常重要 I take it back, this is a big deal.
♪ 因为我自由自在 ♪ ♪ Because I'm free ♪
♪ 无忧无虑 ♪ ♪ Nothing's worrying me. ♪
好 All right.
我们开机给你录一段 So, we're just gonna put you on tape
看看效果如何 and see how it goes.
好 我准备好了 Okay. Uh, I'm ready.
行 Okay.
倒数三... In three...
我们来看看今晚的天气预报 All right, let's take a look at our forecast for tonight.
西边的冷风正朝我们吹来 Winds from the west are headed our way,
导致温度会降至6℃ taking temperatures down to a cool 43 degrees.
不过你也知道德州有句老话 But you know what they say in Texas--
如果你不喜欢此刻的天气 等五分钟就会变化 if you don't like the weather, wait five minutes.
其实我本人没说过这句话 Actually, I've never said that,
但我姑妈邦妮倒是常挂在嘴边 but my Aunt Bonnie does.
她说得也没错 She's not wrong though,
那些阴冷的日子很快会过去 because those chilly days are gonna pass us by,
到周末会变成晴天 气温也会升至22℃ and by the weekend we're looking at sunny and 72.
曼蒂证明了其他人能做的事 Mandy was proving that new mothers
初为人母者同样能做到 could do anything anyone else could do.
事实上 她们能做到更多 In fact, they could do more,
比如自己产乳 like make their own milk,
就在镜头前 right there, on camera.
没事吧 Everything okay?
住在沿海地区就有事了 Not if you live on the coast,
因为一场风暴正在酝酿 because there is a storm front building,
我们需要留意... so we need to keep an eye on, uh,
云团 these clouds
就是这边这些 right here.
不过低气压系统正在生成 Uh, but there's a low-pressure system building,
在这里 um, over here,
会... and, uh,
带来降雨 well, then, that could bring rain to, uh,
到这边这个区域 to this whole area here.
以上是7频道的天气预报 So, for Channel 7 weather,
我是曼蒂·麦卡利斯特 晚安 I'm Mandy McAllister. Good night.
我想为我之前的行为道歉 And I just wanted to say I'm sorry for my behavior.
我认识到不管有没有你们的帮忙 I realized that I'm going to age out
我都会长到不再是神童的年纪 of being a child prodigy regardless of your help.
谢谢你这么说 I appreciate that.
勇于承认错误是成熟的表现 It takes maturity to admit when you're wrong.
就是说啊 连这句道歉都是大人才会做的 I know, even this apology is grown-up.
这一切都是灾难 Well, this is all a disaster.
不是的 相信我 没人比我 Son, it's not. Believe me, no one is more excited
更盼着你去读研究生 for you to go to grad school than I am.
这可不一定 你该问问我妹妹 I don't know, you should talk to my sister.
总之 谢谢你们听我说完 Anyway, thank you for hearing me out.
其实谢尔顿 我有新情况 Actually, Sheldon, I do have some news.
我联系了一位同事 I reached out to a colleague
他正在海德堡大学 who's doing a summer research program
做一项暑期研究项目 at the University of Heidelberg,
我应该能帮你加入 and I think I can get you in.
德国的海德堡吗 Heidelberg, Germany?
八千公里外的暑期项目 A summer program 5,000 miles away.
傻子才会拒绝 Only a fool would say no to that.
那绝对对我申请研究所有帮助 Well, that would certainly help my grad school applications.
没错 他们正在对超弦理论进行有意思的研究 Yes, and they're doing exciting work on superstrings.
妙哉 就是德语的"棒极了" Fantastisch. That's German for "fantastic."
吾助汝具装 Ich helfe dir beim packen.
就是德语的"我会帮你收拾行李" That's German for "I'll help you pack."