《少年谢尔顿》前情提要 Previously on Young Sheldon...
我联系了一位同事 I reached out to a colleague who's doing
翻译 德不配胃赛太公 油腻希
他正在海德堡大学做一项暑期研究项目 a summer research program at the University of Heidelberg,
我应该能帮你加入 and I think I can get you in.
校对 犯罪首脑赛太公
妙哉 就是德语的"棒极了" Fantastisch. That's German for fantastic.
这是我侄女汤妮娅 This is my niece Tonya.
后期 灰灰是菇凉 时间轴 加森
她目前住在我们家 She's staying with us.
-米希你好啊 -你好 汤尼娅 - Hey, Missy. - Tonya.
总监 贝大八
你在干什么 What are you doing?
-偷溜出去 -你有什么计划 - Sneaking out. - So, what's the plan?
我拿了半包烟和一瓶料酒 I got half a pack of cigarettes and a bottle of cooking sherry.
我这就去换衣服 Let me get dressed.
这将使我们能够使用爱因斯坦场方程的 This will allow us to calculate the speed of sound in the liquid
标准元素来计算液体中的声速 using the standard elements of the Einstein field equations.
当然 只有当密度变化缓慢时 答案才是正确的 The answer is only correct, of course, if the density changes slowly.
首先 我们使用热物理的 And to begin, we use the standard equations
标准方程来简化答案... of thermal physics to simplify the answer--
我闻到了什么味道 Wh-Wha-What am I smelling?
可能是我的酸菜和德国热狗 Oh, that might be my sauerkraut and knockwurst.
是的 It is.
你为什么在我的教室里吃酸菜 Why are you eating sauerkraut in my classroom?
我正在让我的身体适应德国式的肉食饮食 I'm acclimating my body to a Germanic meat-based diet.
早上11点吗 11:00 A.M.?
海德堡那里现在是晚饭时间 It's dinnertime in Heidelberg.
我们又不在海德堡 We're not in Heidelberg.
但我暑假就要去了 But I will be over the summer,
所以我要开始慢慢调整生理时钟 so I'm trying to adjust my internal clock to the local time
到时候我一落地就直接无时差 so I can hit the ground running mitout jet lag.
我得继续上课了 I got to get back to my lecture,
希望不会打扰您用餐 if that doesn't interfere with your meal.
一边吃晚餐一边有秀看 爽啊 Oh, dinner and a show, I love it.
不过呢... 你能不能行个好 Although... would you be a lamb
帮忙我把这芥末罐打开呢 and open this jar of mustard for me?
我要说出两个不常听到连在一起的词 Here are two words you don't often hear--
可怜的德国 poor Germany.
♪ 世上没人比我强壮 ♪ ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
♪ 昨天我移了一座山 ♪ ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
♪ 我相信我能当你的英雄 ♪ ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
♪ 我是个了不起的小家伙 ♪ ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
少 年
谢尔顿
太好了 你能帮忙我去超市买点东西吗 Oh, good. Can you do me a favor and run to the grocery store?
厨房中岛上有张清单 There's a list there on the island.
我也很高兴看到你 Nice to see you, too.
对不起啦 我得帮我跟谢利办护照 I'm sorry, I have to get passports for Shelly and me,
还得确保家里有足够储粮 I've got to make sure that the house is stocked,
在他读到有关飞机上静脉血栓之后 and now that he's read about deep-vein thrombosis,
我还得帮他找坐飞机穿的压力袜 I have to find compression socks for the flight.
"鸡块汤" 这是什么东西 "Chicken boo-eh-lon"? What does that even mean?
是鸡汤块 Bouillon.
就是一小块就能煮出鸡汤的东西 It's the tiny cubes that turn into soup.
所以汤的那区买是吗 So, the soup aisle?
没错 There you go.
你还得去一下药妆店 And you also need to go to the drugstore.
-干嘛 -米希需要... 某些东西 - For what? - Missy needs... some items.
在清单的背面 They're on the back of the list.
你看起来压力挺大的 You know, you seem pretty stressed out
让我陪他去德国会不会轻松一点 Maybe it'd be easier if I go to Germany.
你是在开玩笑吧 You got to be kidding.
其实这样说不定更合理啊 Well, it might make more sense.
我夏季也放暑假 I got the summer off...
而且那边出名的啤酒与香肠 And, come on, beer and sausage?
我简直算为此训练了一辈子 I've been training for that my whole life.
这也不失为一种选择 Well, I guess that's a possibility.
就是提出一个想法啦 It's just a thought.
我先去超市把东西买了 之后再讨论看看 I'll run to the grocery store, we can talk about this later.
如果你要去超市 If you're going to the grocery store,
你再买一点锡纸 you should get more tinfoil.
你不会是想做阴谋论者爱的锡纸帽吧 You're not making a hat, are you?
不是 我要用来遮挡房间窗户 No. I need it to black out my windows.
现在是海德堡晚上10点 It's 10:00 P.M. in Heidelberg.
古德奈特[晚安] Gute Nacht.
锡纸 Tinfoil.
-谢谢你帮忙照顾她啊 -不用客气 - Hey, thanks for watching her. - No problem.
她是我煮小帮手牌通心粉的小帮手 She's my little Hamburger Helper helper.
对不对啊 Ain't that right?
你这周末有安排了吗 Hey, um, you got anything going on this weekend?
应该没吧 怎么了 Uh, not much. Why?
迎婴派对的时候我收到水疗招待券 Well, at the baby shower, I got a spa trip
我有点想去用掉它 and I was thinking about using it.
我可以帮忙照顾丝丝啊 I can watch CeeCee.
不是啦 是两人同行票 No, it's for two people.
我在想要不你跟我去 I thought maybe you and I could go.
-是一起去吗 -对啊 - Like together? - Yeah.
你跟我都值得好好休息一下 You deserve a break as much as I do.
当然 应该可以吧 Sure, maybe.
感觉你兴致不是很高昂啊 Okay, you don't seem very excited.
男人在水疗会所都做些什么啊 Well, what do guys do at spas?
女人做什么男人就做什么啊 The same thing that women do at spas.
那女人都在水疗会所做什么 What do women do at spas?
不知道 就水疗的那些事情 去了就知道 I don't know, spa stuff. Let's find out.
那孩子怎么办 Oh, what about the baby?
就在那里过一晚而已 康妮可以照顾她 It's just one night, Connie can watch her.
行吧 如果她同意就去 Okay, fine, if she says yes, then sure.
太好啦 Great. Oh!
我们可以提早上床 可以睡午觉 We can go to bed early, we can nap...
可以睡到自然醒 we can sleep in.
太令人期待了吧 Mm, exciting.
那可不是嘛 Tell me about it.
米希 今日如何 So, Missy, how was your day?
谢尔顿不在场 Sheldon's not here--
我们就享受片刻宁静吧 let's just enjoy the silence.
-感觉真不错是吧 -当然不是 - Mm, it is nice, isn't it? - No.
如果你觉得耳根清净那么好 And if you think it's so nice,
你干嘛说要陪他去德国两个月 why do you want to spend two months with him in Germany?
不是妈妈要陪他去吗 I thought Mom was going.
我们在斟酌有哪些方案啦 We're exploring our options.
我考虑过这件事了 Well, I've been thinking about it.
你去各国旅游过了 You've traveled the world.
我都没出过美国 I've never left the country.
参军驻扎并不算"各国旅游"好吗 The Army isn't "traveling the world."
反正比我的经验丰富了 More than I've done.
-我有投票权吗 -没有 - Do I get a vote? - No.
等等 你投谁 Wait, what's your vote?
-妈妈去 -那你没有投票权 - Mom goes. - You don't get a vote.
而且你之前还陪过他去加州理工参观 And... you got to visit Caltech with him.
参观大学校区哪比得上欧洲两个月 Seeing a college campus ain't two months in Europe.
我又没经验 我怎么会知道 I wouldn't know, would I?
玛丽 我辛苦打拼了20年 Mary, I've worked my ass off for 20 years,
我值得去一趟 I deserve this.
对对对 我做的事情就不辛苦 Right, because what I do is worthless.
你们能不能安静点 Will you keep it down?
我这里可是半夜 It's the middle of the night in here.
为了独享两个月的他而吵架 Fighting over two months of that?
行吧 Okay...
我听说你跟曼蒂这周末要出去玩啊 I hear you and Mandy are going away for the weekend.
是啊 前提是你不介意帮忙看着孩子 Yeah, if you don't mind watching the baby.
不介意啊 I don't mind.
你确定吗 You sure?
你没有独自照看她过夜过 You ain't ever watched her overnight before.
没事的 我跟她一晚上都得起夜好多次 It's fine, we both wake up a lot to pee.
如果你改变心意了 我也没有非要去 Well, if you change your mind, I don't have to go.
你是不想去吗 Do you not want to go?
哪有 我当然想去 No, I do.
你是在担心去水疗会所 Is this 'cause it's a spa and you're worried about
会是男人给你按摩吗 getting a massage from a guy?
本来不担心 你可真会帮倒忙 Well, I wasn't. But that ain't helping.
到底怎么了 What's going on?
我跟她从未离开宝宝 Well, we've just never been away from the baby
那么长时间过 而且... this long before and...
而且... And...?
我跟她也没有一起这么出去玩过 Me and Mandy have never been away alone together.
你担心你会把跟她的关系搅黄吗 You worried you're gonna blow it with her?
不是啦 No.
你别再给我添更多烦恼的事了 Quit making me worry about new things!
或许梅德福这里是半夜 It may have been midnight in Medford,
但海德堡现在是早上 but it was morning in Heidelberg--
正是适合吃一顿丰盛的 the perfect time to enjoy a hearty breakfast
粗黑麦面包抹猪肝肠早餐的时刻 of leberwurst on pumpernickel.
德语的"恶"怎么说啊 How do you say blech in German?
我替你省下上网搜的功夫 I'll save you from googling.
是"恶克里哥" 不客气 It's eklig. You're welcome.
你去哪了 Where were you?
你为什么醒着 快回去睡吧 Why are you up? Go back to bed.
我本来正在享用令人想吐的德国早餐 I was enjoying a revolting German breakfast.
你又是什么理由 What's your excuse?
跟你无关 It's none of your business.
我是你的哥哥 你的安全与我有关 As your brother, your safety is my business.
去见我朋友汤妮娅 不是什么大事 I met my friend Tonya, it's not a big deal.
你身上有烟味 You smell like cigarettes.
我才没有 No, I don't.
那找个更懂的人来问吧 我去叫妈妈 Perhaps a second opinion, I'll get Mom.
谢尔顿 停下脚步好好想想 Sheldon, stop and think.
如果他们知道了 If I get in trouble,
妈妈或爸爸都不会想离开我 neither Mom or Dad is gonna want to leave me
然后去这趟德国 and go to Germany.
如果他们不去 你就去不了 And if they don't go, you don't go.
但我一定得去啊 But I have to go.
那劝你忘掉看到这一幕 Then you need to forget this happened.
我忘不掉啊 我能记住所有事情 I can't forget this happened-- I remember everything.
那记好了 当你成为又老又不有名的科学家 Then when you're old and not a famous scientist,
现在这一刻就是你失败的起点 you'll remember this is the moment you blew it.
怎么样 考虑好了吗 Well? What's it gonna be?
我要去把我牙上的肝给刷掉 并就此翻篇 I'm going to brush the liver out of my teeth and mull this over.
我面前有一道道德难题 I was presented with a moral dilemma.
替米希隐瞒来保护德国之旅 Cover for Missy and protect my trip,
或立刻告密并在德州度过闷热的暑假 or sing like a canary and spend a muggy summer in Texas
但问心无愧 with my clean conscience.
谢尔顿 有事情吗 Sheldon, everything okay?
对啊 谢尔顿 有事情吗 Yeah, Sheldon, is everything okay?
完全没事 Everything is okay.
他在闹什么鬼 What was that about?
不知道啊 我也是刚醒 I don't know. I just woke up.
乔治很想去德国吗 So, George really wants to go to Germany?
对啊 他觉得这会是一段假期 Yeah, he thinks it'll be a vacation.
是啊 毕竟谢尔顿最喜欢的可不就是 Because the two things that Sheldon loves are
改变与认识新的人吗 change and new people.
-就是说嘛 -所以你们到底谁去 - Thank you. - So, which one of you is gonna go?
我们还在讨论 We're still discussing it.
所以是你去 So, you?
-你们把她哄睡下了吗 -是啊 - Did y'all get her down?- Yeah.
终于啊 我们要趁她醒来前赶紧出发了 Finally. We're gonna head out before she wakes up.
真高兴看到你俩要一起欢度美好时光 I am so glad you two are spending some quality time together.
-妈... -没错啊 这是我们辛苦的回报 - Mom. - No, she's right, I mean, we earned it.
但我并不喜欢你俩住同一房间... I don't love that you're gonna share a hotel room, but...
妈 Mom.
你们又没结婚 Well, you're not married.
-妈 -停嘴 - Mom. - Stop.
我说完了 I'm done.
她没个完的 快跑 She's not. Run.
-回见 -再见 - See ya. - Bye.
你自己知道你还没叨叨完 Well, you know you weren't.
好的 Okay.
根据测验的结果 你的电视人物男友是... According to this quiz, your TV boyfriend is...
巴特·辛普森 Bart Simpson.
他都不是真人 He's not even real.
无所谓吧 That doesn't matter.
我也还在想着嫁给人偶阿福呢 I still think about marrying Alf.
看看她俩 Look at them over there.
她们成功犯后无罪逃脱 They got away with one transgression,
现在开始在计划下一次了 and now they were clearly plotting their next.
我们偷溜出门平安无事 All right, we got away with sneaking out.
接下来应该干嘛 What should we do now?
要不去抢商场吧 I say we rob the mall.
跟我想法完全一致 You read my mind.
先抢鞋店 We hit the shoe store first
再抢化妆品店 and then the makeup store.
聪明啊 Smart.
我们女生就喜欢这些东西 Those are the things we girls like.
你没事吧 You okay?
什么 Huh? What?
你看起来有点心神不宁 You look a little distracted.
才没有 我有什么好心神不宁的呢 No, what would I be distracted about?
毕竟马上就要去德国了 Eh, you got Germany coming up.
稍微有点紧张也很合理 Makes sense to be a little nervous.
-你这推断的确很合理啊 -是吧 - That does make sense. - Yeah.
还记得我们飞去帕萨迪那那次你有多怕吗 Remember how scared you got when we flew to Pasadena?
但我们克服了恐惧 But we got through it.
一起克服 Together.
的确是一起 We did.
飞德国可比飞那里远多了 Germany's way further than that.
你妈妈可从没坐过那么远的飞机 Your mom's never been on a flight that long before.
我有过 I have.
在我当兵的那会儿 When I was in the Army.
为了我国战斗 Fighting for our country.
你不是车辆集用场的兵吗 Weren't you in the motor pool?
我就是想说 要是你妈感到紧张 I'm just saying, if your mom gets nervous,
可能得由你来安抚她 you might be the one calming her down.
但平时都是她负责安抚我啊 But that's what she does for me.
她肯定会尽力这么做 Well, I'm sure she'll do her best.
但如果她做不到 飞机上还有很多陌生人 But if she can't, there's lots of strangers on the plane.
你可以紧抓住他们的手 You can hold one of their hands.
我来了 Hey.
谢谢你特地过来 Hey, thanks for coming.
我怎么能拒绝免费的午餐 Ah, I'm not gonna pass on a free lunch.
我又不傻 你在做什么 I'm no dummy. What you making?
鸡肉沙拉 Chicken salad.
闻起来就该是这味道的吗 Is it supposed to smell like that?
什么 What?
是宝宝嗯嗯啦 Oh, it's the baby.
即便如此 人类还是不断地生 Uh, yeah, and people keep having them.
我真搞不懂 I don't get it.
你能帮她换尿布吗 我得弄完这个 Could you change her and let me finish up here?
什么意思 How do you mean?
就是去拿块新尿布 帮她换上 I mean, like, go get a new diaper and put it on her.
原来如此 Oh.
不用了 谢谢 No, thanks.
别耍小孩子脾气了 赶紧帮她换啊 Don't you be a baby. Go and change her.
我人生换的第一块尿布必须是我自己的 The first diaper I change is gonna be my own.
你从来没换过尿布吗 You've never changed a diaper?
一次都没有 Not a one.
可你有孩子 也有孙子啊 You have kids. And grandkids.
你怎么逃过换尿布这一差事的 How did you get away with never changing a diaper?
其实也不容易 Mm. It wasn't easy.
不过面对重要的事情 When there's something important to you,
人总会想到办法的 you find a way.
也许我们可以到你家过夜 Maybe we can do a sleepover at your place.
为什么不能在这里 Why can't we do it here?
米希 Missy.
这就是原因 That's why.
给我滚啦 Go away.
为什么 你们又在密谋什么 Why? What secret plot are you hatching now?
他到底哪根筋不对 What's wrong with him?
每根筋都搭错了 Literally, everything.
米希 Missy.
-他会打我们的小报告吗 -不会 - Is he gonna rat us out? - No.
他是天才 但也是傻逼 看好了 He's really smart but also really dumb. Watch.
进来 谢尔顿 Come in, Sheldon.
-什么事 -我研读德国史后意识到 - What? - I've been reading up on German history
面对违规行为 and I've realized that appeasement
采取绥靖政策会导致滑坡效应 in the face of rule-breaking is a slippery slope.
就当你偷溜出去 Let's say that sneaking out was
是"占领苏台德地区"好了 your "occupying the Sudetenland."
那你的"入侵波兰"会有多可怕 What's your "invasion of Poland" going to be?
我明白了 I see it.
你到底在说什么 What are you talking about?
如果我不能向爸妈打你的小报告 If I can't tell Mom and Dad on you,
你就得保证 我不在家期间 then I need you to promise you won't break
你不会再违反别的规矩 any more rules while I'm away.
行 我保证 滚吧 Fine, I promise. Now get out.
好极了 Excellent.
等等 我怎么知道你说的是真心话 Wait, how do I know you meant that?
也许她应该发誓她句句属实 绝无虚言 Maybe she should promise she was telling the truth.
那就最好了 I like that.
我发誓我句句属实 绝无虚言 I promise I was telling the truth.
等等 如果你做的第一个保证是谎言 Wait, if you were lying about the first promise,
那我怎么知道你第二个保证是不是也在撒谎 how do I know you weren't lying about the second promise?
我保证我没撒谎 I promise I wasn't.
他好像被你逼崩溃了 I think you broke him.
不 他还会卷土重来的 No, he'll be back.
我一定会 I will.
看啊 Look at this.
-还不错 -别装淡定了 - Nice. - Oh, come on.
你是把车库当家住的人 You live in a garage.
这绝对是你人生中见过的最豪华的房间 This is the nicest room you've ever seen in your life.
我说了还不错啊 I said it was nice.
太舒服了 Oh, my God.
你必须来感受下这床 我都不想再起来了 You have to feel this bed. I may never leave.
还行吧 Yeah, that's something.
-挺软的 -够了 - Soft. - Okay.
到底怎么回事 你不想来吗 What is going on? Do you not want to be here?
干嘛 我不是来了吗 What? I'm here.
按摩真的让你那么担忧吗 Are you that worried about the massage?
你不按也可以的 You know, you don't have to get one.
不是因为按摩啦 It ain't the massage.
好吧 也有部分是因为按摩 Well, it's a little the massage.
他们不会摸我的屁股吧 They ain't gonna touch my butt, are they?
肯定会摸 我订的专攻屁屁的情侣按摩套餐 Oh, yes. I ordered the couples' butt massage.
比普通套餐贵呢 I paid extra for it.
-真的吗 -假的 傻子 - Really? - No, dummy.
算了当我没说 Oh, forget it.
我还以为你想要这样 I thought this is what you wanted--
我们单独出来 us together.
本来是想 I did.
本来 你为什么改主意了 You did. What changed?
反正现在就是不一样 It's just different now.
哪里不一样了 What's "different" about it?
你好 你们预订了上门的情侣按摩套装 Hi. I have you booked for an in-room couples' massage.
现在不方便 Now's not a good time.
去你的 老娘要做按摩 Screw you. I'm getting a massage.
好吧 但我绝不脱裤子 Fine. But I'm keeping my jeans on.
很好很好 Great.
我在想啊 Look, I've been thinking...
我们一直在争论这趟旅程该谁去 we've been making this trip about us,
但其实最该优先考虑的是谢尔顿的想法 and it should really be about Sheldon.
你说得对 I agree.
所以在谁陪他去这件事上 应该听听他的意见 So... maybe he should have some say in who goes with him.
为什么 你给他灌了什么迷汤 Why? What've you been telling him?
-没有啊 -乔治 - Nothing. - George.
他可能提了下 搭飞机让他有点紧张 He might've mentioned he was nervous about the flight,
又说了我们飞去加州那次 我处理得有多好 and how great I handled it when we flew to California, so...
是他提起还是你自己提的 Did he mention it or did you mention it?
这很难说清啦 It's tough to say, really.
你真是绝了 You are unbelievable.
谢尔顿 去德国的事 你爸都在你耳边 Sheldon, what has your father been telling you
-吹了什么风 -什么 - about Germany? - What?
别这样 玛丽 Come on, Mary,
别把孩子给搞糊涂了 don't try to confuse the kid.
我的确没搞懂 I'm confused.
这该由他自己来选 It's his choice.
什么该由我自己来选 What's my choice?
你想让谁陪你去德国 Who you want to go to Germany with you.
我们争执 你竟然让他当夹心饼干 I can't believe you're putting him in the middle.
我没让他当夹心饼干啊 I'm not putting him in the middle,
我把他当作成熟的大人对待 I'm treating him like the responsible adult that he is.
米希半夜都会偷溜出去 Missy's been sneaking out of the house at night
我担心她迟早会去打劫商场 and I'm worried she's going to rob a mall.
她可能还有偷抽烟 I also think she's smoking.
-偷溜出去 你去了哪 -没去哪 - Sneaking out of the house? Where did you go? - Nowhere.
你都干了什么 What were you doing?
没干什么 Nothing.
总之你就是偷跑去某个地方 干了某些事 Well, you went somewhere and did something.
汤妮娅 你有什么要说的吗 Tonya, do you have anything to say?
-没 -你为什么信谢尔顿 不信我 - No. - Why do you believe Sheldon and not me?
因为他是个乖乖牌 而你却偷开走过我的车 Because he's a Goody Two-shoes and you stole my truck!
好吧我招了 Fine.
我们偷溜出家门 但只是到处走走 We snuck out, but we just walked around.
谢尔顿说你抽烟了 Sheldon said you were smoking.
我们因此懂得了 这是个坏习惯 And we learned it's a disgusting habit.
反正我是吸取教训了 I know I learned my lesson.
够了 That's enough.
进来 Come in.
玛丽 乔治 感谢你们打给我 Mary, George, thank you for the call.
汤妮娅 向库珀叔叔和阿姨道歉 Tonya, apologize to the Coopers.
对不起 Sorry.
你的确会后悔 Oh, you're gonna be.
我们原定去诺亚方舟儿童爱畜动物园的行程取消了 Our trip to the Noah's Ark petting zoo, that's off.
反正我也瞧不上那么幼稚的地方 I'm too old for that anyway.
真抱歉 我都没想到14岁已经超龄了 Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize 14 was too old
不适合去摸成双成对的动物们 to pet two of many kinds of animals.
走吧 Come on.
我会打电话告诉你爸妈 Your parents are getting a phone call.
太好了 这样我就能被送去那个好玩的叔叔家 Great, maybe they'll send me to live with my fun uncle.
杰瑞才不好玩 而且他进戒毒所了 Jerry is not fun, and he's in rehab.
希望你暑假没什么安排 I hope you don't have any plans for the summer,
因为你别想踏出家门一步 because you're not leaving the house.
整整三个月啊 That's like three months.
你想一直关到圣诞节吗 Oh, you want to make it Christmas?
随便吧 Whatever.
反正在这个鸟不拉屎的破小镇也没什么可干的 There's nothing to do in this stupid town anyway.
我们有没有可能一起去德国呢 Any chance we can both go to Germany?
你这边的肌肉很紧绷 Oh, you are holding a lot of tension in here.
真不知道是为什么呢 Huh, I wonder why.
我的肌肉紧绷吗 肯定也紧吧 Do I feel tense? Oh, I bet I feel tense.
你是有点紧绷 You are a little tense.
我也不知道是为什么呢 Huh, I wonder why.
你有摄入足够的水分吗 Have you been drinking enough water?
因为很多时候... Because often when...
-不是这个原因 -不 - No, that ain't it. - No.
都怪我啦 邀请他来这趟浪漫的放风之旅 It's my fault, for inviting him on a romantic getaway.
确实是你的错 等等 It is your fault. Oh, one sec--
按到酸痛处了 Really get in there.
好爽 Oh... yeah.
我刚说到哪了 Okay, where was I?
你总是这样 装出一副很喜欢我的样子 This is what you do-- you act all into me,
接着又翻脸不认人 把我推开 then you get weird and push me away.
才不是这样 Okay, that's not true.
就是 你和我上床 Yes, it is. You sleep with me,
之后却叫我去跟别人约会 then you tell me to date other people.
我向你求婚 你又拒绝 I ask you to marry me, you say no.
这次为什么会有不同 Why is this time gonna be any different?
我不知道 或许我现在准备好了 I-I don't know. Maybe I'm ready now.
"或许" "Maybe"?
是啊 Yeah.
听着 Look.
我们相处和睦 一起把丝丝照顾得很好 We're getting' along, we're a good team with CeeCee...
或许我不想为了一句"或许" 冒失去一切的风险 Maybe I don't want to risk that on a maybe.
如果你不想尝试 那你为什么要来 Okay, if you don't want to try, why did you even come here?
因为我不想拒绝你 导致气氛变僵 Well, I didn't want to say no and make things weird.
是吗 现在气氛被你破坏殆尽了 Oh, well, you nailed it.
-米希 -走开 - Missy? - Go away.
我知道你很生气 I know you're angry
但我是真心担心你 but I was genuinely worried about you.
我知道我们有分歧 I realize we have our differences, but...
但要是你遭遇不测 I would never be able to forgive myself
我绝对不会原谅自己 if anything bad happened to you.
我恨你 I hate you.
我去给丝丝洗澡 I'm gonna give CeeCee a bath.
你想帮忙吗 Do you want to help?
不用了 Nah, I'm good.
我猜猜 Let me guess...
你从来没给婴儿洗过澡 you've never given a baby a bath either.
年代不一样嘛 It was a different time.
难道你老公当时有做这些吗 You gonna tell me your husband did all that stuff?
倒也没有 Not really.
看见没 你都被同一类型的男人吸引 Eh, you see? Look, you got a type.
但现在不是五零年代了 Well, it's not the '50s anymore.
我去给她洗澡 而你必须帮忙 I'm gonna give her a bath and you're gonna help.
好吧 Fine.
洗完澡你还得帮她换尿布 And afterward, you're gonna change her diaper.
我真怀念五零年代 Ah, man, I miss the '50s.
-你在碎碎念什么 -没有 马上来 - What was that? - Nothing, I'm coming.
轻点 Whoa, take it easy,
那块毛巾又没偷溜出去 that towel didn't sneak out of the house.
你怎么还能开玩笑 How can you make a joke?
抱歉 Sorry.
我不知道还能做什么 I don't know what else to do.
我俩都在家 她都敢溜出去 We were both here and she snuck out.
要是只有我们其中一个 What's gonna stop her from running wild
她岂不是上天 if it's just one of us?
你意思是我俩都不该去德国吗 Oh, so you're saying neither of us should go to Germany?
我不知道 I don't know.
我不想惩罚谢尔顿 但我也很担心米希 I don't want to punish Sheldon, but I'm worried about Missy.
我也一样 I am, too.
但我认为你该去 But I think you should go.
-你真这么想 -我暑假不用去上班 - You do? - I got the summer off.
我的专职工作就是看好她 My full-time job can be keeping her in line.
你确定你能搞定吗 You sure you're up for that?
玛丽 我可是橄榄球教练 Mary, I'm a football coach.
我能管好一个13岁小姑娘 I can handle a 13-year-old girl.
那个暑假 米希溜出去32次 Missy snuck out 32 times that summer,
还打了肚脐环 and got her belly button pierced.
可怜的老父亲毫不知情 The poor guy had no idea.
好 我们结婚吧 All right, let's get married.
什么 What?
你认为我没完全投入这段感情 其实我有 You think I'm not all in, but I am.
好吧 我也是 Okay. I am, too.
那好 Okay.
我们真要结婚了吗 So, we're really doing this?
是的 Yeah.
你在做什么 What are you doing?
我才不要等到回家再亲你 I ain't waiting to get home to kiss you.