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家 庭
摩 登
第十季 第一集
糟糕 Oh, no.
又过去一年了吗 Has it been a year already?
♪ 你是一面伟大古老的旗帜 ♪ ♪ You're a grand old flag ♪
♪ 一面高扬的旗帜 ♪ ♪ You're a high-flying flag ♪
♪ 愿你永远飘扬在和平年代 ♪ ♪ And forever in peace may you wave ♪
我们热爱国庆节 We love the Fourth of July.
这个节日太完美了 It's the perfect holiday.
你可以在户外烹饪 放烟花 穿短裤 You get to cook outside, blow stuff up, wear shorts.
复活节该好好学学 Easter should be taking notes.
♪ 好好望着这伟大古老的旗帜 ♪ ♪ Keep your eyes on the grand old flag ♪
比我记忆中的还漫长 That was longer than I remember.
你好 Hello?
乔 你该感恩你生活在这个国家 Joe, you should be thankful that you live in this country.
我的半个童年都在服饰店香蕉共和国度过 I spent half of my childhood in a Banana Republic.
那是我们村里唯一有空调的商店 It was the only store in my village that had air-conditioner.
遵命 主席先生 Yes, Mr. President.
遵命 这是我的荣幸 谢谢您 Yes, sir, I'd be honored to, sir. Thank you.
天大的好消息 Amazing news.
今天游行的大礼官爆出性侵丑闻了 The grand marshal for today's parade just got #MeToo'd,
他们叫我去接任 and they need me to fill in.
杰 我真替你高兴 Oh, Jay, I'm so happy for you!
现在你遗愿清单上没实现的 So, now the only thing left on your bucket list
只有赤手空拳大战俄国佬了 is to bare-knuckle fight a Russian!
曼尼的公路大旅行就快结束了 Oh, and Manny's gonna be back home
他能及时赶回家看游行 from his big road trip just in time for the parade.
他走了这么久 我等不及见他了 He's been gone for so long. I can't wait to see him.
太好了 That's great!
到时全家人都能齐聚 和我一起 We'll have the whole family back together with me
乘男爵敞篷车 to ride ‭in the convertible LeBaron.
乔 你的游行挥手练得如何了 Joe, how's your parade wave?
我们再努力改进 We'll work on it.
♪ 在红白蓝的旗帜下 ♪ ♪ Every heart beats true ♪
♪ 每颗心脏都真挚地跳动着 ♪ ♪ For the red, white, and blue ♪
♪ 将永远没有... ♪ ♪ Where there's never a... ♪
还要 More!
行 我有时间帮你 Yeah. I've got time to help you.
看你表姐人多好 帮朋友的忙 Oh, look at your cousin being so sweet and helping out a friend.
你这个软弱的小懦夫 Such a weak little coward.
还没好吗 Are we done yet?
没有 这座桥真的很大 No. It's a really big bridge.
或许是你这个人真的很渺小 Or maybe you're just a really tiny man.
我的横跨美国公路旅行很顺利 Things were going great on my cross-country drive
直到我突然患上了 until I fell behind schedule
完全合理 基于事实的过桥恐惧症 after I developed a perfectly rational, fact-based fear
进度就耽误了 of driving over bridges.
我打电话找小卡帮忙 I called Cam for support
因为他做过驾驶教练 since he taught driver's ed,
但他不在 but he wasn't around.
干嘛啦 What?
原来严厉的言语痛斥 Turns out a strong verbal lashing
正好能激励我过那座桥 was exactly what I needed to get me across that bridge
还有像癌症一样遍布全国的所有桥 and the many others that cover this country like a cancer.
好了 卡尔 来和妈妈打个招呼 Okay, Cal. Let's say hi to Mommy.
说"妈妈 你好" Say, "Hi, Mommy!"
要是我入镜了 后退一点再把灯关上 If I'm in that shot, back up a-and turn the lights down.
咱昨晚吃的是中餐 我人都水肿了 We had Chinese food last night. I look like a blowfish.
知道吗 米奇尔 你不是重点 Okay, you know what, Mitchell? It's not about you.
我向我姐保证过 会在她过生日时 I promised we would send a video of Cal
给她发卡尔的视频 to my sister for her birthday,
已经过去一周了 我们必须把视频拍好 and that was a week ago, so we got to get it done.
我们一直在照看 We have been watching
个头看起来比年龄大的外甥卡尔 my big-for-his-age nephew Cal
我姐姐帕梅隆 while my sister Pameron is --
回密苏里去偿还一些债务 is back in Missouri paying off a little debt.
还社会的债 她进监狱了 To society. She's in prison.
因为稍微违反了假释条例 For a tiny parole violation.
她在某间商店试穿商品 She tried something on in a store
不小心就那么走出了商店 and accidentally walked out.
她带走的是另一个女人的包 It was another woman's purse.
不幸中的一线希望是 The silver lining is,
卡尔因为我们的育儿经验十分受益 Cal is benefiting from our parenting experience.
米奇尔在让卡尔的小脑袋瓜成型 Mitchell is ‭molding young Cal's brain
我则负责抚弄孩子的身体 while I handle the young boy's body.
我们没坐牢真是奇迹 It's a miracle we're not in prison.
是啊 Yeah.
好 我们为妈妈唱字母歌吧 Okay, let's sing the alphabet for Mommy.
快来 我们练过的 Come on, you and I worked on this.
A B A B.
6 Six.
我想是我传授的信息太多了 You know, I think I put so much information in there,
他说话时搞混了 it's getting jumbled up on the way out.
我们拍点你教的东西 Well, let's-let's do some of your stuff.
丢个球给他接之类的 Throw him a ball or something.
好 这主意好 Oh, okay, yeah. That's a great idea.
好了 我数到三 卡尔 Okay, on the count of 3, Cal.
准备好了吗 1 2 3 Are you ready? 1, 2, 3!
好吧 Oh. Okay.
那好吧 拥抱 All right, um... well, hugs!
来拥抱一下好吗 Hey, how about a hug?
他真擅长拥抱 He is such a good hugger.
好吧 是这样的 Okay, here's the thing --
卡尔来咱家时橄榄球集训营开始了 football camp started when Cal came.
之后我因为 Then I was laid up
那顿螃蟹大餐太好吃 躺了好一阵 because of that dinner at Absolutely Crabulous.
别担心 我这边做得也不好 Well, don't worry. I've been slacking on my end, too.
是的 可我一直对小帕说 Yeah, but I've been telling Pam
卡尔在这成长得特别好 that Cal is thriving here.
我们不能把他背AB6的视频发过去 We can't send her a video of him reciting his AB6s!
我在想 I wonder...
接着说 我入伙 Go on. I'm in.
有没有可能用拍摄技巧 Is it possible to shoot him in a way
让他看起来比实际做得好 that makes him look better than he is?
这还用问吗 范·迪塞尔都能当影星 Oh, honey, are you kidding? Vin Diesel's a movie star.
知名性格男影星 戏路比较单一 演技见仁见智
剪辑能使一切成为可能 Anything's possible with editing.
你拿的是什么 What do you got there?
我只是在选大学课程 Oh, just choosing some classes for college.
这个看起来挺有趣的 This one looks interesting.
"本加强课程..." "In this intensive" --
不了 Nope.
快放下 Drop that!
今天是比赛日 伙计 Game day, buddy.
有史以来第一次 卢克和我 For the first time ever, Luke and I
要参加体育项目之王 are taking part in the sport of kings,
美味科学 the savory science.
我们组队参加了亲子热狗大胃王比赛 We're teamed in a parent/child hot-dog-eating contest.
我们已经训练了几周 我非常骄傲地说 We've been training for weeks, and I'm proud to say that Luke,
卢克和他爹一样 天生一张吃热狗的嘴 like his old man, is blessed with a dogger's mouth.
我觉得肚子里某个地方裂开了 I felt something tear inside.
挺过去 Push through it.
撑到爽以后你会感谢我的 You'll thank me when you start to feel the gorger's high.
搞什么 What the hell?!
热狗让你生气了吗 Oh, is the hot dog making you angry?
人生气时胃会变大12% An angry stomach is 12% larger.
我觉得我们有很大机会 I think we've got a real shot
能战胜朗达和谭蒂·霍达克家 to take down Rhonda and Thandie Hodak.
可她们从没输过 But they're undefeated.
看来我们是"落水热狗" I guess that makes us "Under-dogs."
你这个哏憋了多久了 How long you been sitting on that one?
没你在那个沙发上坐得久 Not as long as you've been sitting on that couch.
你地上捡的百吉饼分我一半好吗 Hey, hey. Can I get in on that floor bagel?
艾丽克斯今年暑假开始时决定放松一下 Alex decided to take off some time earlier this summer,
就像她做的所有事一样 and, like everything else she does,
她有点擅长过头了 she did it a little too well.
是谁 Who's there?
你拿吃的来了吗 Did you bring food?
番茄 Uh...tomatoes.
不过还要六周才能吃 But they won't be ready for six weeks.
你居然还有备用的 You have a backup?
我压在手机上睡着了 Well, I fell asleep on my phone,
好像是我的脸又订购了一件 and I think my face ordered another one.
你想和我一起放松吗 You know, do you want to join me?
几周后你就要回去工作了 You go back to work in a few weeks.
不放松一下你会后悔的 You'll regret it ‭if you don't relax a little.
好吧 当然好 Uh, okay. Sure.
这个等十分钟再种到地里也行 对吗 The-this can wait 10 minutes until I get him into the ground, right?
帮我挠挠鼻子好吗 我觉得你的手更近 Can you scratch my nose? I feel like you're closer.
躺桌子上做肚子按摩 Okay, up on the table for a little stomach massage
和面对喝倒彩的心理准备 and heckler prep.
美女们 我和阿尔文最近不太顺利 Hey, gals, things haven't been going that great
他等会来道别完 between me and Arvin, and he's stopping by
就要去瑞士了 to say goodbye ‭before leaving for Switzerland.
你们能不能脱掉一件式连身睡衣 Could you take off the onesies
别搞得像我们住在疯人院一样 and make it look like we don't live in an insane asylum?
你弱爆了 你吃相真蠢 You suck! You eat like a moron!
老天啊 Oh, my God!
你们简直是要逼阿尔文 It's like you want Arvin
把回程机票从一座阿尔卑丢下来 to throw his return ticket off an Alp!
海莉以为Alps阿尔卑斯山的s是复数
难怪她情绪这么紧绷 Mm. No wonder she's so stressed.
她穿了大概有7件式吧 She's wearing, like, a seven-sie.
海莉 在这遇见你好巧啊 Haley. Fancy meeting you here.
为什么 我住在这儿啊 Wait, why? I-I live here.
我知道 我只是想幽默一把 No, I-I know. I was -- I was making a joke.
好傻 It was stupid.
不傻 很好笑 Oh, no, it -- it wasn't stupid. It was funny.
但你没笑 Well, you didn't laugh.
再说一遍 这次我会笑的 Well, do it again. I'll laugh this time.
还是算了吧 I'd rather not.
对不起 我只是有点 Sorry. I'm just, um, a little --
我很紧张 我觉得这次分别 I'm really nervous, and I feel like this goodbye
压力很大 has so much pressure on it.
我们就放轻松 好好相处吧 So let's just relax and be with each other.
其实我现在就得走了 I actually have to go.
我是说真的 No, seriously.
我看错时间表了 I misread my itinerary,
现在就得赶去机场 and I have to get to the airport.
不要啊 就这样了吗 No! So, uh, this is it?
这就是道别了 This is goodbye?
恐怕是的 I'm afraid so.
我会想你的 I'm gonna miss you.
我也会想你的 I'll miss you, too.
那是我的车 我该... That's my car. I should probably --
好吧 再见了 海莉 ‭Okay. Uh, well... goodbye, Haley.
爱你哦 Love you.
我也爱你 Love you, too.
他走了吗 Is he gone?
-对 -太好了 - Yeah? - Oh, good.
没人想被话唠老爹 No one wants old fuddy-duddy dad
毁掉浪漫时刻 ruining ‭the big romantic moment.
我要去楼上躲进卢克的衣柜里 I'll be upstairs hiding in Luke's closet.
好了 来 卡尔 嚼花生酱 All right. There we go, Cal. Chew the peanut butter.
看见没 现在经过剪辑后 See? Now, with editing,
我们想让他看起来在说什么都行 we can make it look like he's saying anything we want --
数字 字母表 开犹太人玩笑 numbers, the alphabet, a joke about Jewish people.
小帕可喜欢了 Pam loves those.
电影拍摄技巧对我不是难事 Movie tricks come easy to me --
毕竟小丑就是很会骗人的 you know, clowns ‭being naturals at deception.
没错 我们当初约会了几个月后 It's true -- ‭a couple months into dating,
小卡告诉我他是一名小丑 Cam told me he was a clown,
还表演给我看 did a little performance for me,
而我的确感到上当受骗了 and I -- I did feel deceived.
好了 我说"开拍"时 Okay, now, when I say "Action,"
卡尔就把球丢给我 Cal's gonna throw me the ball.
你就倒着走 You're gonna walk backwards,
然后我重新剪辑 倒放 and then in editing, I'll reverse it
看起来就会像卡尔接住了球 to make it look like Cal's catching the ball
而你在正常往前走 and you're walking normally.
为什么要把我拍进去 Why am I even in it at all?
米奇尔 提醒我一下 最伟大的艺术作品 Remind me of something, Mitchell -- is the best art made
是很多人七嘴八舌还是一个人独立创作出来的 by a million voices chiming in or one man with a single vision?
等会再剪辑琴音进去 Okay, and we'll lay in the piano later.
♪ 一闪一闪亮晶晶 ♪ ♪ Twinkle, twinkle, little star ♪
♪ 满天都是小星星 ♪ ♪ How I wonder what you are ♪
-我要尿尿 -他要尿尿 - I have to pee! - He has to pee.
-好 他要尿尿 -对 - Okay, he has to pee. - ‭Yep.
休息五分钟 All right. Take five!
莉莉 这是初剪 Lily, this is our first cut,
如果发现穿帮画面就告诉我们 so if you see anything wonky, let us know.
《最难吃的早餐》 柴纳·米耶维著 扎克·史密斯画
妈咪你好呀 Oh. Hello, Mommy.
生日快乐 Happy birthday.
一加一等于二 1 plus 1 is 2.
很简单的数学题 Simple math.
我能接住球 I can catch a ball.
你怎么没看到猫经过 How'd you miss the cat?
我看见了 那条剪辑是你最自然的一次了 I didn't. ‭That take was your best walk.
这画面太赞了 That is gold.
为什么旁边要放这么大的酒瓶 Why the giant bottle of wine?
这样显得脚是小的 It's for perspective,
没人会问这个问题 and nobody's asking that question.
我刚不是问了吗 Didn't I just ask it?
小卡 Cam.
我知道 已被权威认证烂透了 Yeah, I know. It's certified rotten.
卢克 Luke.
他第一口只咬进1/3根香肠 He's only getting 1/3 of the dog on his first bite.
至少得咬半根 否则就跟冠军无缘了 Anything less than half, and you're playing for second.
好消息是离国庆节还有几周呢 Well, the good news is, the Fourth is weeks away.
今天就是国庆 It's -- it's today.
今天 Toda--
六月呢 June...?
已经过了 Yeah -- gone. ‭
你在这儿呢 我们的节目快开始了 There you are! ‭It's almost time for our show.
等等 你穿的是什么 Wait -- what are you wearing?
衣服 Clothes?
我得重拾上学状态 I got to get back into school mode
不然我的犀利就没了 before I lose my edge.
妈妈 你最好考虑一下重返人间 Mom, you might want to think about rejoining life
不然你的脑子也要废了 before your brain freezes, too.
你才不用担心... Yeah, don't you worry about...
我 ‭Me.
那是什么声音 What's that?
听我说 Listen.
没有一个父亲想和儿子谈论这个话题 No dad wants to have this talk with his son, but...
但你吃的热狗不够多 you're just not eating enough hot dogs.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
不知为什么 我就是没法集中精神 For some reason, I just -- I can't focus.
我想卢克想说的是 I think what Luke is trying to say is,
他早过了参加这种比赛的年纪 he's too old for this contest
但他不忍心告诉你 and he doesn't have the heart to tell you.
不可能 我是大人了 我还是对比赛充满激情 That's impossible. I'm an adult. I'm still super into it.
是啊 二十几岁应该是我吃热狗的鼎盛时期 Yeah. My 20s should be my prime hot-dog-eating years.
刚才是我第一个猜测 That was just my first attempt.
我会想明白的 等等 I'm gonna figure this out. Hang on.
不管艾丽克斯怎么说 我还是一如既往地犀利 Despite what Alex says, I have not lost my edge.
感觉有怪啊 Something just clicked.
好吧 你说得对 是大学的事 Fine. You're right -- it's college.
-真的吗 -对 - It is? - ‭Yeah.
我分心是因为我压力很大 I'm distracted because I'm feeling some pressure
不知道该选哪门课 on which classes to take.
不过别担心 我会想好的 But don't worry. I'm gonna figure it out.
你怎么看出来的 Wow. How could you tell?
我只是 观察力很敏锐 I'm just a... perceptive guy.
我当时不是在说卢克 是我下巴发出怪响了 I wasn't talking about Luke. The clicking was in my jaw.
由于密集训练 我颞下颌关节的旧伤复发 My old TMJ injury was back, thanks to all the training.
这个伤是我念大学时 和室友打赌 I got it in college when I bet my roommate
我比他的金毛猎犬接飞盘还厉害而得来的 I could out-Frisbee-catch his golden retriever.
猜猜谁赢... And guess who wo-- Aah!
阿尔文和我的告别糟透了 Arvin and I had the worst goodbye.
过去几个月好怪 Aww. It's been such a weird past couple months.
这么久了吗 That long?
好像是从在医院 It feels like it all started in the hospital,
我告诉他我爱他之后开始的 after I told him I loved him.
找到原因了 There you go.
就是这个 你给他压力了 That's it. You pressured him.
-太投入 太快了 -或许吧 - Too much, too soon. - Maybe.
好像有哪里对不上啊 Something's not lining up.
好吧 你说得对 Okay, you're right.
又被你看透啦 Seriously?!
阿尔文不在病房时 Something happened in the hospital
发生了一件事 while Arvin was gone.
又迷路了 Lost again?
不 这次我是特意回来的 No. This time, I meant to come back.
我有一件大事想告诉你 I have some pretty big news.
你最好是坐着听 You should probably be sitting for this.
好吧 O...kay.
我说谎了 I lied.
我已经离婚了 I'm not married anymore.
我妻子跑回她前夫的身边了 My wife left me for her ex-husband.
我现在是离婚之人 I'm a divorce.
你为什么要告诉我这个 Why are you telling me this?
因为我搬回来这里了 我要上护理学校 Because I'm back in town, I'm going to nursing school,
我们可能会在路上碰到 and we might run into each other.
我不想接下来这一辈子 I don't want to spend the rest of my life
都在假装我妻子刚好去厕所了 pretending my wife is in the bathroom.
的确 几次之后我就会开始担心她有膀胱问题了 Yeah, I would start to worry about her after a while.
很遗憾你的婚姻没能走下去 Well, I'm sorry it didn't work out.
没事 我也一直觉得我跟她没心灵相通过 It's okay. I don't think we ever really got each other.
比如你还记得我们以前一起去看演唱会时 Like, you know how when you and I used to go to concerts,
我们有过就这么看着彼此就知道... we used to just look at each other and know...
是让我坐到你肩膀上 It was time for me to get on your shoulders
我把胸罩丢给鼓手的时刻到了 and throw my bra at the drummer.
是啊 ‭Yeah.
你跟阿尔文也有这样的默契对吧 Like, you probably have that with Arvin, right?
-绝对的 -那太棒了 - Definitely. - ‭That's awesome.
至于我的妻子呢 With my wife,
她漂亮又聪明 还是个医生 she's pretty and smart and a doctor.
但如果你总是在告诉自己 But if you're always telling yourself
找到对方真是撞大运了 how lucky you are,
那很可能是因为你害怕扪心自问 it's probably because you're afraid to ask yourself
自己到底开不开心 how happy you are.
对吧 Right?
我给你拿碎冰块过来啦 I brought ice chips.
还是你们美国叫碎冰薯条呢 Or are they ice fries here?
英国"薯条"和美国"碎[冰块]"是同一单词
呵 Ha.
我真不敢相信被迪兰乱了心 I can't believe Dylan got into my head.
我不敢相信他居然能考进护理学校 I can't believe ‭he got into nursing school.
它们最大把就只有这么大吗 That's the biggest one they got?
是的 我也不想再回去一趟了 Yes, and I'm not going back again.
你有看到曼尼吗 我在到处找他呢 Have you seen Manny? I've been looking all over for him.
都没找到他 I don't see him.
我一直在这忙着巡视军乐队 I've been here, ‭busy inspecting the troops.
女孩 你能把帽子戴好吗 Young lady, could you straighten that hat?
先生 你的号可以去擦亮点 Sir, that -- that horn could use a shine.
去剪头发 Haircut.
歌洛莉亚 如果今天顺利 几个月之后 Gloria, if this goes well, in a couple of months,
本地的圣诞树就会由我负责点亮啦 I'll be lighting the town Christmas tree.
认输吧 老爸 Take that, Dad!
你知道哪里很奇怪吗 You know what is weird?
去过我们南美那么多年的狂欢节 After so many years at Carnivale,
你们这里的人衣服穿那么严实 太怪了 to be at a parade with people fully dressed.
歌洛莉亚 集中点 Gloria, focus.
你的职责很重大呢 You've got a big role in this.
当我剪断缎带后 After I cut the ribbon,
你得负责发射大炮 it's your job to fire off the cannon.
那是让大家开始游行的信号 That's the signal for everybody to start marching.
但难道不是由游行大礼官来发射大炮吗 But isn't the grand marshal's job to fire the cannon?
这缎带会自己剪断自己吗 So the ribbon cuts itself?
歌洛莉亚 你不懂游行的地方是... Gloria, what you don't know about parades...
等等 稍等 Wait, wait.
宝贝 Papi! Hello.
你还来吗 游行都要开始了 Are you coming? ‭The parade is about to start.
杰 Hey! Jay!
汤姆 你好吗 Hey, Tom! How's it going?
其实最近很好呢 Great, actually.
我跟我太太重修旧好了 My wife and I, we're back together.
其实也还没到完整如初 I-- Well, not exactly.
但我们又重新开始约会 I mean, we're going on dates.
-我们希望能重拾... -行行行 - We're hoping to recapture... - Yeah, yeah.
我十分想听你们的事情 I want to hear all about it,
但本地的报社想找我拍照 but I think the local paper needs a photo.
当然啦 没问题 Oh. O-Of course. Yeah.
歌洛莉亚 来合影 Gloria, get in the shot.
歌洛莉亚 Gloria.
但你答应过你会来的 But you promised ‭that you were going to come.
你就拍吧 没事 直接拍[发射]吧 Just shoot. ‭No, go ahead -- shoot it.
什么 行吧 What? Okay.
别别 还没呢 No, no, not yet!
靠 歌洛莉亚 剪不断啊 Damn it, Gloria! It's not cutting!
这不是左撇子用的剪刀 These aren't lefties!
游行大礼官 Grand Marshal.
认输吧 爷爷 Take that, Grandpa!
你肯定感觉自己是世界之王了 You must be on top of the world.
我现在是故作镇定 Well, I'm putting on a brave face
为了不给国家添乱 但事实上呢 for the good of the country, but the truth is,
我们这开头并不顺利 we did not get off to a great start.
歌洛莉亚今天状态不佳 Gloria is not on her game today,
我很担心她会忘记 and I'm afraid she's gonna forget
自己得负责在我演讲完带领群众起身鼓掌 to lead the standing ovation after my speech.
其实呢 我想要委任于你 Hm. ‭In fact, I'm tagging you in.
当你听到"追逐幸福"就是信号 Your cue is "Pursuit of happiness."
如果演技够好 吼一句"太棒了"也无妨 And if you could sell it, a "bravo" Would be nice.
行了 我知道歌洛莉亚是出了什么问题 Okay. I-I know ‭what's wrong with Gloria.
今天是你的大日子 而她感觉被冷落了 This is a big day for you, and she's feeling left out.
不 才不是这样 No, that's not it.
靠 Damn it.
你要到明天才能到吗 You're not getting here till tomorrow?
你名字里的尼改成"妮"才对吧 How does your name even have the word "man" in it?
我恍然大悟了[有怪响] Something just clicked.
-下巴有问题吗 -不是 - Jaw trouble? - ‭No!
她是在烦曼尼的事 他来不了嘛 She was just on with Manny, who's not coming.
歌洛莉亚跟曼尼不是有些国庆节传统吗 Don't Gloria and Manny have some Fourth of July tradition?
经你这么一说 Come to think of it,
他们会一起分食苹果派 再一同看烟花 they share a slice of apple pie and watch the fireworks.
从他出生那年就开始了这个传统 They've been doing that every year since he was born!
直到今年没戏了 所以歌洛莉亚不开心 Until this year, ‭which is why Gloria is upset.
-中啦 -你说得对 - Yes! ‭- You're right!
我让游行的肩带冲昏了头 Mm-hmm. ‭I let the sash go to my head.
我压根就不该带来 I never should have brought it!
我能帮到你 Oh, I can help you out,
但你可能得放弃掉演讲的这件事了 but you're gonna have to give up on your little speech thing.
孩子 你等等 你去哪弄来的烟花 Hey, kid. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Where'd you get the fireworks?
你是条子吗 You a cop?
你开玩... Oh, co--
在超市停车场有个小摊 There's a stand in the grocery store parking lot.
不过他要收工了 But he's closing up.
你去买烟花跟苹果派 You get the fireworks and the apple pie.
我来负责搞定曼尼 I will take care of Manny.
我回来啦 犀利姐王者归来 I am back. I am really back!
我的车被堵起来了 My car's blocked in.
这么多车流人群 我到不了的 All this traffic, I'll never make it.
看到没 就在那里 Look at that -- right there.
快看 我是施里纳 Check out! I'm a Shriner.
19世纪在美国成立的共济会组织之一 主张生活玩乐与慈善 常在游行中出现
赞啊 听我说 我想借用你的车子 Cool! Listen, I need to borrow your car.
有很紧急的事情 It's kind of an emergency.
但我爸爸很期待看到我出现在游行里呢 But my dad's excited to see me in the parade.
他曾是个塔斯克基飞行员呢 He was a Tuskegee Airman.
在塔斯克基进行飞行训练 并参与了二战的非裔美国籍飞行员
或许当你开始停止过度渴求他的爱时 Maybe the minute you stop trying so hard
他才会真正开始爱你 is the minute he'll start loving you.
现在快给我下车去为我在 Now hop out of there and go clear a path for me
草地的椅子阵中开路 through those lawn chairs.
-快点 我拉你一把 -但是我不... - Come on. I'll help you out. - But...I don't --
水枪狂欢
玩玩这个怎么样 Oh, how about this one, okay?
或许我们运气好能选到他的强项 Maybe we'll get lucky and he'll be good at this.
你不觉得这游戏太充满憎恨吗 Okay, don't you think this is a little hateful --
-水刑一个小丑来得奖品 -少来了 - waterboarding a clown for a prize? - Oh, come on.
你们整天互相用气泡水喷对方 You guys spray each other with seltzer all the time.
那是在彼此同意的小丑之间玩的游戏 That's between two consenting clowns.
好啦 等我一下 准备开拍 All right, one second. Let's get this.
好 你开始吧 Okay, go ahead. Okay.
不 不对 反了 拿反了 No. No. Wrong way, wrong way.
你得... 你得朝... Oh, okay, all right, all right, You got to --
-算了 没事 -其实呢 - Okay, it's fine. - You know what?
或许我们是时候跟小帕坦白 Maybe it's just time we admit to Pam
我们什么都没教会他 we haven't taught him a thing.
其实我... 我只是不想没教好他 You know, I just -- I don't want to let him down.
我开始习惯并喜欢有他的陪伴了 I-I've come to really enjoy having him around.
我懂 我也是 I know, I know. Me too.
但这并不是因为我们不会教孩子啊 But it's not like we're bad at parenting.
你看莉莉就长成了一个聪明善解人意的姑娘 I mean, Lily turned out to be a smart, sensitive little girl.
你太给我们这个家族丢脸了 Ugh! You're a disgrace to this family!
你是不是没听清楚我说的 我开过桥了啊 ‭I don't think you heard me. I'm over the bridge.
我知道啊 我们只是在叙叙旧而已 I know. Now we're just catching up.
对不起 我没有赢 Sorry I didn't win.
没事没事 你不用道歉 知道吗 Oh, no, no, no. You don't have to apologize, okay?
没事的 你做得很棒了 No, no, you did just great.
我们才是应该要做得更好的人 Oh! We're the ones who need to do better.
而且其实啊 你很会抱抱呢 And you know what? You give great hugs.
这是我们教会他的 Hey. We taught him that.
可惜这算不上什么技能 Well, too bad it isn't exactly a skill.
是吗 Or is it?
羊国英雄 Mutton busting?!
什么 那是什么玩意 Why? What is that?
是儿童版的骑羊大赛 It's a sheep rodeo for kids.
感觉你压根就没有童年啊 It's like you didn't even have a childhood.
来吧 Come on!
热狗大胃王比赛马上要开始啦 The hot dog contest is about to begin.
抱歉我的战斗状态不够好 Sorry I'm not in worse shape for this.
没事的孩子 你心里很多烦心事嘛 Don't worry about it, buddy. You've had a lot on your mind.
选课的事情有眉目了吗 Any luck choosing your courses?
还没 Not yet.
我现在不是很想谈这件事 I don't really want ‭to talk about that right now.
或许是你过度给自己压力... Maybe you're putting too much pressure on --
这不只是单纯的选课好吗 It's more than just picking classes, okay?
能不谈那件事 专心眼前的比赛吗 Can we just drop it and focus on what we're doing here?
当然啦 没问题 Yeah. Of course.
参加比赛很兴奋吧 Exciting to be in the competition, huh?
比过去三年在观众席旁观强太多了 Instead of sitting up in the bleachers, like the last three years?
应该是吧 I guess.
令人恐慌 但那一种 Scary, sure, but it does feel good
下场争取胜利的感觉也很爽 putting our butts on the line.
你输掉没参加的热狗比赛的几率是100% You lose 100% of the hot-dog-eating contests you don't enter.
爸 我知道你的汽车贴纸写了什么 Dad, I know ‭what your bumper sticker is,
我也听出了你话中有话的招数 and I know ‭what you're trying to do here.
但上大学不一样啊 But college is different.
当你连社区大学都没读好时 你就真走投无路了 I mean, you screw up at community college, you're out of options.
你不会没读好的 You're not gonna screw it up.
我这一生没做好的事情太多了 I've messed up ‭a lot of things in my life.
我很害怕会又重蹈覆辙 I'm scared I'll do it again.
-很好啊 -什么 - Good. - ‭What?
你在乎了才会害怕 Being scared means you care.
或许... 或许你以前就是少了这份在乎的心 Maybe -- Maybe that's what's been missing in the past.
这是我此生尝试过最重大的事情了 It's the biggest thing I've ever tried to do.
参赛者们 各就各位 Contestants, ready position.
一步一步来 Just take it one step at a time.
别担心接下来要吃掉的50份 Don't worry about the 50 to hopefully 75 hot dogs
或最好75份的热狗 you're gonna eat.
你就专注眼前的那一份就行了 Just worry about the dog in front of you.
还有别忘了沾湿面包 And wet the buns.
开吃 Eat!
羊国英雄
-你确定这个安全吗 -天啊 那当然 - Are we sure this is safe? - Oh, my gosh, yes.
这游戏小孩爱玩 羊也爱玩 The kids love it, the sheep love it.
而且我挺确定反悔也来不及了 And I'm pretty sure it's too late.
抱稳了 卡尔 Whoa! ‭Hang on, Cal!
抱住别撒手 Keep hugging!
天啊 小帕看到一定超激动 Oh, my gosh. ‭Pam is gonna be so excited.
卡尔的抱羊技术已经达到一年级生水平 He's already busting at a first-grade level.
最好去照个X光 你伤得挺重 Better get an X-ray. You got trampled pretty bad.
感觉你脚踝骨折了 Looks like that ankle's broken.
无不无聊啊 杰瑞 Really, Jerry?
海莉 你来这里干嘛 Haley? What are you doing here?
你发了推特说你在工作 Well, you tweeted you were working,
你在照片应用上的分享能看到你背后的水塔 the water tower's in the back of your Instagram story,
然后你还在点评应用上 and you just left a Yelp rating
给角落的那家炸丸子留评价了 for that falafel place around the corner,
所以我推理出你在哪里 so I figured out where you were.
你能不能不要再对我痴心纠缠 Could you please stop being so obsessed with me?
等... 你说什么 Wait -- what?
你在医院里说的那一番话 That thing that you said at the hospital?
说如果觉得在一段感情中自己是赚到了 How if a person felt lucky to be in a relationship,
那这个人永远不会真正开心 that means that ‭they couldn't really be happy?
你说这番话很明显是想毁了我跟阿尔文 Obviously, you did that to try and ruin what I have with Arvin,
因为你还没放下我 because you're not over me.
我真的不知道我是该笑 I seriously don't know whether to laugh
还是该检查你是不是被蜘蛛咬了 or check you for a spider bite.
你开始质疑自己的感情我很遗憾 I'm sorry that you're questioning your relationship,
但这不是我的错啊 but it's not my fault.
你就老实承认吧 Just admit it!
你说那些话就是想跟我重修旧好 You said that ‭to try and get back with me.
听我说 在我内心的内心中 Look, in my heart of hearts --
虽然那地方并不存在 which does not exist, by the way --
是的 我还是有想着我们那段情 yeah, I still think about us.
我们很合 We were great.
-抓到了 -抓个屁 - Ah ha! - Not ha.
你才是那个大老远开车过来 You're the one who drove across town,
还付了12块停车费 paid $12 for parking
然后再额外花了2块买了黄腕带 and then an additional $2 for the yellow wristband
好得到啤酒与医疗照护服务 for beer and medical tent access.
感觉你才是对我恋恋不忘的人吧 It sounds like ‭you're the one who's into me.
你神经病 You're crazy.
想着如果我们没分手会如何 There's no crime in wondering
并没有什么错 if we might still be good together.
在我内心的双眼中我还能看到我们在一起 I still see us together in my mind's eye --
-虽然那双眼并不存在 -我不想再听一次了 - which, by the way, doesn't exist. - I can't hear it again.
诊断结果 没感情 Diagnosis -- nothing.
游行如何了 How was the parade?
我有更重要的事情要做 I had something more important to do.
苹果派吗 Apple pie?
我在驾驶购买窗口时被人用异样眼光看了 I got a few weird looks at the drive-through,
但为了你们的节日传统 那也值了 but it was worth it to help keep your tradition alive.
你是指我与曼尼吗 You mean Manny and me?
这没戏了 因为... It's not gonna happen, because --
这部分我也搞定了 I've got that covered, too.
老妈 我很想你 Hi, Mom! I miss you!
杰 这真是太完美了 Oh, Jay! That's perfect!
还没到完美呢 Oh, it's not perfect yet.
我们把这么危险的工作交给 Should we really give the dangerous job
我家唯一的聪明孩子合适吗 to my only smart one?
国庆节快乐 宝贝 Happy Fourth of July, Papi!
我很快就会回家的 非常快 I'll be home soon -- before you know it.
"托马斯·杰斐逊 "Thomas Jefferson,
美国开国元勋 《美国独立宣言》主要起草人 也是美国第三任总统
他也算是他年代的游行大礼官之类的吧 who was sort of the grand marshal of his time,
他相信这个国家应该是个让人民 believed this country should be a place where people are free
拥有自由追逐幸福与更好生活之地 to pursue happiness and a better life,
也是个可以展望无限星空与未来 where we can set our sights on the stars
而且只要努力并有决心 and, with hard work and determination...
就能够让一切不可能成真的地方" ...make the impossible a reality.
不是吧 No!
因为美国人从不在挑战面前退却 Because Americans don't run from challenges.
我们迎向挑战 We embrace them.
天佑美国 God bless America.
然后等待掌声" Hold for applause."
这一席话绝对会震撼全场吧 That would've killed, right?
太棒了 Bravo!
我今天放弃了许多东西 你就不能走点心吗 You know, I gave up a lot today. You could mean it.
为明年提前做训练 再早都不嫌早 Never too early to start training for next year.
先做点暖身运动放松肌肉 Let's loosen up first from some exercises.
羊驼舔舌法 Lama lick.
小号手迪吉·葛拉斯彼法 Dizzy Gillespie
吐纳法 Tiffy pop it.
憋住 Hold it.
吐出 And out.
爸 我觉得我这辈子再也吃不进热狗了 Dad, I don't think I can ever eat another hot dog again.
我猜到了你可能会有这感觉 I thought you might feel this way.
你在吗 Hey, you there?
干嘛啦 What?
我们碰到了困难 吃不下这些热狗 We are having some troubles getting these bad boys down.
你们这两废柴我真是一点都不意外 I'm not surprised you pathetic losers.
你们俩比那些热狗更让我感到恶心 You two disgust me more than most of these hot dogs.
是哪里让你们吃不下了 What's the hold up?
你们俩姑娘想为比基尼季节减肥吗 Are we saving or bodies for bikini season, ladies?
-她好厉害 -最好够厉害 她收费可高了 - She's good. - She better be. She's expensive.