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每天下午我都去卢克的学校 Every afternoon, I've been going to Luke's campus
帮他为橄榄球选拔赛做训练 to help him train for rugby tryouts.
我们再练最后一遍举人争球怎么样 What do you say we practice that lineout lift one last time?
-来... -我得走了 - And... - I got to go.
我可不想耽误了女性研究课[时间] I don't want to be late for women's studies.
我都是这么叫我的午休时间 That's what I call my lunch break.
好吧 All right.
祝你选拔会好运 Good luck at tryouts.
前几天 The other day,
有个很有意思的东西吸引了我的目光 something pretty interesting caught my eye.
基础房地产课
为了使微观经济过程 modifications must be made
与供求分析相符 to standard microeconomic procedures
需要做出一些修正 to apply supply and demand analysis.
首先 我们构建一个效用函数 First, we construct a utility function,
这里Y轴表示收入 where Y equals income
X轴表示服务的成本 and X equals the cost of services.
这个嘛 Well...
接下来 我们要么改变X Uh, next, we vary either X --
什么 你有什么高见 What -- What's on your mind?
恕我直言 Well, um, with all due respect,
这有满满一房间有抱负的房地产经纪人 uh, you have a roomful of aspiring Realtors here,
我担心你可能用这堆数字公式 and I worry that you might be turning them off
毁了他们的兴趣 with all those numbers and formulas.
这可是一项激动人心的事业 It's actually a very exciting business.
是一项跟人与情感 It's about people and -- and emotional connections
还有印了你肖像的磁铁息息相关的事业 and magnets with your face on them.
你觉得你能大摇大摆走进来 You think you can just walk in here
然后开始教课吗 and start teaching this class?
对不起 我不应该 I'm so sorry. I shouldn't have --
不 我是在问你 你能替我教这个吗 No, I'm asking -- can you teach this class for me?
要是我现在走 停车费会划算许多 If I leave now, I won't have to pay the all-day parking rate.
跟院长谈了十分钟 10 minutes with the dean,
结果发现 我曾卖给他一间房 who, it turns out, I'd sold a house to,
现在我正式入职了 and I was official.
想象一下菲尔·邓菲 Imagine Phil Dunphy shaping minds
在神圣的红衫社区大学 in the hallowed halls of Sequoia Community College,
这建校长达两年的大学教书 established 2016.
大家能看到这个表格 As you can see from this graph,
不是关于X和Y的 it's not about X's and Y's.
而是关于嘿和哈的 It's about oohs and ahs.
好 Mm. Okay.
那么 房地产等于什么呢 So, what does real estate equal?
80%的 80%...
眼神交流 eye contact.
好了 你的早餐快准备好了 All right. Your breakfast is almost ready.
你今天庭审需要多吃点攒足力气 You're gonna need all your energy for the courtroom today
以防你得放声呼号"是我不守规矩吗 in case you have to yell, "I'm out of order?
是你无视规则 You're out of order.
是这该死的体制一塌糊涂" The whole damn system's out of order!"
估计不会 Might not do that.
我觉得会赢 所以现在是这体制的铁粉 I think I'm winning, so big fan of the system right now.
-反正让我这个前辈 -小卡 - Anyway, it can't hurt - ‭Cam.
看一眼这个案子又没什么坏处 to have some experienced eyes take a look at this police work.
马马虎虎 无聊 没意思 Sloppy. Sloppy, sloppy.
行了 我知道你自命什么名侦探 Okay, I know you fancy yourself some sort of detective.
你知道吗 我小时候就是个业余小侦探呢 You know, I was quite the amateur sleuth as a boy,
现实生活中的百科全书 a real-life Encyclopedia Brown.
大家都叫我知识索引琼斯 They called me Thesaurus Jones.
我现在真的需要安静一会儿 What I really need right now is just a few minutes of silence,
比如 要我说最难的案子 just like -- ‭I would say my toughest case
那得是"消失的雪人之谜" was "The Case of the Missing Snowman."
一开始 我以为他活过来了 You know, at first, I thought he'd come to life,
-结果 -嘘 在讲我的庭审 - but turns out - Oh. Shh! My trial!
今天是地检进行证人问询的第四天 Today marks the fourth day of witness questioning by the DA's office.
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
那是你吗 Is that you?
我看上去像一个小精灵刚刚走进了 I look like an elf that just walked
自己的惊喜派对 into his own surprise party.
不 像我们俩那次用微波炉热的南瓜 No, it's like the time we tried to microwave a squash.
我 这可是我的第一次大型庭审 I -- Okay, this is my first big trial,
一个 一个让我名声大噪的机会 a-a chance to make a name for myself.
现在所有人会讨论的都是这张丑画了 All anyone's gonna be talking about is that awful picture!
这简直是场灾难 Okay, this is a disaster.
市中心有个地方 Th-- There's a place downtown
所有的律师都在那喝酒 where all the lawyers go to drink.
叫旁厅酒吧 It's called The Side Bar.
他们把每一个人首次大型庭审的 They put courtroom sketches on the wall
素描画挂在墙上 of everyone's first big trial.
可能没人看到呢 Maybe nobody saw it.
未必是坏事 说不定只是安珀警报呢 Don't assume the worst. It could just be an Amber Alert.
美国儿童绑架警报系统 会向社会大众示警
-老爸好 -在呢 - Hey, Dad. - Yo.
既然这是我们第一天和新的合作伙伴见面 Since it's our first day with our new partners,
我觉得你这次上班是不是 I thought maybe you could get to work
能尽量准时 as close to on time as poss--
我尽量 I will try my best.
大家好 Hi.
不好意思 我迟到了吗 I'm sorry. Am I late?
没有 没有 没 没 No, no, no, no. Oh.
我们对时间要求没那么严格 And we're not real time sticklers here. Ah.
我们发现员工按照自己的节奏工作 We've found that team members really excel
能事半功倍 when they follow their own energy rhythms.
有点意思 因为我发现 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. ‭Interesting, 'cause I've found
员工们在公司还没倒闭之前 team members are happiest
才是最高兴的 when the company stays in business,
也就是说9点前到岗 which means asses in chairs by 9:00.
爸 你能跟我出来一小会吗 Dad, could I just have a quick -- quick sec with you?
行啊 Sure.
是这样的 爸 你看 Um...so, Dad, look,
这里的公司文化不一样 the culture is just different here.
你不能带着打压的态度进去 And you just can't come in with a sledgehammer,
不然气氛会很紧张 or it's gonna create tension.
你不想让他们疏远你吧 You don't want to alienate people.
-所以你想让我改变真我 -不是 - So you want me to change who I am? - ‭No.
我想让你先把真我收起来 I just want you to hide who you are.
我是说 来 就改变一点 I mean, come on. Just a little bit.
把这个摘了 Let's get rid of this.
看看 这就好多了 Look at that. That's better already.
这个50出头的帅大叔是谁呀 Who is this 50-something, huh?
-行吧 我努力好好表现 -谢谢 老爸 -Fine. I will be on my best behavior. -Thanks, Dad.
刚刚真不好意思 So sorry about that.
没关系 Well, it's no problem.
-和家人的时光很重要嘛 -是的 - Family time is so important. - Uh-huh.
所以我们给爸爸们提供14个月的带薪陪产假 That's why we offer 14 months paid paternity leave.
我们来看一下那个无限纤薄模型的最新进展 Let's see an update on that Thinfinity model.
设计很酷啊 Ooh. Cool design.
-我跟谁来击个掌 -大家 - Who do I high-five for that, huh? - ‭Everybody.
我们的设计会议就是走喷涌爆发风 Our design meetings are organized around burstiness,
是一个急速创作的过程 which is a rapid-fire creative process
靠的就是解锁潜意识的奇思妙想 that really just unlocks the unconscious.
没人觉得那个很分心吗 Does anybody else find that distracting?
事实上 那对刺激左脑有好处 Actually, it's great for left-brain stimulation.
赢家肯定是我 I got winner!
我们不计分 We don't keep score.
-不计吗 -小心 - No? - Watch out!
什么鬼 What the hell?!
你不知道太空球吗 You don't know about Zorbing?
能促进身体和大脑的平衡 It promotes mind/body balance.
是从德国的类似项目学的 It's kind of like the German version of Flerming.
行了 够了 Okay, that's it.
现在 我要教教你们 Now, I'm about to introduce you squids
什么叫做 to a little thing called
鞠躬尽瘁外加心力交瘁的辛勤工作 back-breaking, soul-crushing hard work.
你们这里过去五年有多少人犯过心脏病 How many heart attacks have you had here in the last five years?
一次都没有吗 我这是在哪 Zero? Where am I?!
美国人热爱衣柜 America loves closets,
我是来造衣柜的 妈的 and I'm here to build them, damn it!
等我看到每早有人上班前先在车里痛哭时 And you get this back when I see people pull up in the morning
我再把乒乓球还给你们 crying in their cars.
对 Yeah.
你非得这样吗 Okay, must you?
我们一定要 You know what, we are gonna make sure
让那个素描专家看到你最帅气的一面 that sketch artist sees the best possible version of you.
掐掐苹果肌 脸色会更红润 Let's get those apples a-shining!
好了 住手 别掐了 Okay, okay, stop. Don't!
你发"O"音时脸会变得很奇怪 Okay, your face gets weird when you make that "O" sound,
别发这个音 so avoid that.
你认真的吗 A-Are you serious?
被告管理的是含4个"O"音开头的 The defendant runs the Orange County
橘子郡海洋与鸟类组织 Oceanic and Ornithological Organization.
-画面太惊悚我不忍看 -什么 - That was hard to watch. - Wha--
全体起立 All rise.
最后整理一下 Last looks.
坐下 Be seated.
普里契特先生 你可以继续询问证人了 Mr. Pritchett, you may resume your questioning of the witness.
好的 Okay.
米奇尔 米奇尔 他来了 Mitchell. Mitchell. He's here.
用你最好看的角度对着他 Only give him your best side.
别让日光灯直射你 别发"O"音 Avoid the fluorescent lights, no O's,
无论你做什么 都千万别站到那个法警旁边 and whatever you do, do not stand next to the bailiff.
他帅得令人窒息 He is breathtaking!
真的好帅 Oh, my God.
律师 Counselor?
抱歉 法官大人 Uh, sorry, Your Honor. Um...
-卡彭特小姐... -丑脸警告 - Miss Carpenter... - ‭Bad side!
你在案发当晚 ...do you recall seeing this man
有否见过这个男人 on the night in question?
见过 先生 Yes, sir.
据你所知 他是不是 And is he, to your knowledge, the C.E.O...
橘子郡海洋与鸟类组织的总裁 of the Orange County Oceanic and Ornithological Organization?
律师 你说话很含糊 Counselor, you're mumbling.
请你重复一遍问题 Can you repeat that, please?
他是不是负责管理那个鸟和水的地方 Does he run the bird and water place?
是的 He does.
他今天是否在... And is he here today in this, uh...
-我刚刚问... -再过来一点 - As I was saying... - Little further.
他今天是否 ...is he here today in this,
在法庭内 uh -- in this courtroom?
那个就是他 That's him.
请注意 我很肯定 Let the court note that I am pretty sure
证人已经指认出了被告 that the witness has identified the defendant.
肘部有补丁 Elbow patches?
你是不是又在铁板烧餐厅烧坏了外套 Did you burn through another blazer at Benihana's?
其实是特地为新工作准备的 Actually, it is for my new position
我要去你学校教房地产课 teaching real estate at your school.
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
他们给了我一份工作 They offered me a job.
不过 听我说 But hey, listen -- listen to me.
先不说这是我的毕生梦想 Lifelong dreams aside,
还要先征求你同意 我才会接受这份工作 I'm not taking this unless you're on board.
我绝对不同意 I'm definitely not.
我懂 I get it.
你不希望被自己老爸破坏了形象 Don't want your old Pops cramping your style,
所以我不去了 so I'm -- I'm out.
说来好笑 It's just funny.
我都不记得上次这么兴奋是几时的事了 Can't remember the last time I was this excited.
但除非你也为此兴奋 But it wouldn't -- wouldn't make any sense
否则这事就没意思了 unless you were excited, too.
我的内心没有一丝波澜 Not even a little bit.
好吧 Right.
不过那些孩子真可怜 Those poor kids, though, huh?
我有那么多知识可以教给他们 I have so much to offer.
比如说 For example,
销售不同风格的房屋时应分别搭配哪些饼干 which house styles are sold by which cookie type?
法国折衷主义风格 French Revival --
搭配马卡龙 Macaroons.
英国都铎风格 English Tudor --
搭配牛油酥饼 shortbread.
但 我明白你的想法 But... we both know what you want,
所以我会辞职 so, uh, I'll resign and go back
继续思考我退休前的年头可以做些什么 to trying to figure out what to do with my final years.
好 Okay.
我需要找个地方借住几天 I need a place to stay for a couple of days.
不能回家 也不能去学校 Can't go home, can't go to school,
我也不想谈论这事 don't want to talk about it.
知道了 Got it.
我知道艾丽克斯很想聊这事 I knew that Alex wanted to talk about it,
但我自己也有一堆烦心事 but I had a lot on my mind.
今早乔让我很头疼 I had a rough morning with Joe.
第一天上学愉快哦 Have a great first day.
你不送我进去吗 Aren't you gonna walk me in?
不送 一年级学生都定点下车自己走进去的 No. In first grade, you have drop-off.
没人说过有这件事啊 No one said anything about drop-off.
要是我找不到我放东西的格子怎么办 What if I can't find my cubby?
学校没有小格子 只有储物柜 They don't have cubbies. They have lockers here.
等一下 等一下 我的午餐盒呢 Wait. Wait a second. Where's my lunchbox?
我帮你申请了在学校用餐 Oh, I signed you up for the hot-lunch program.
这里到底是什么鬼地方 What is this place?
我最近有些压力 Okay, I've been feeling some pressure
不知道今年毕业后该做什么 about what to do after I graduate this year,
我爸妈又一直问个不停 and my parents are constantly asking me about it.
你不是打算工作吗 I thought that you were going to work.
我本来也这么想 但最近我质疑一切 So did I, but lately, I've been questioning everything.
我甚至考虑要当研究生[男人] I even thought about becoming a fellow.
艾丽克斯 这可是巨大的改变 Ay, Alex, that's a big change.
但至少你的名字通用 But at least you get to keep the same name.
我都不确定我是否真想这么做 I'm not even sure it's what I really want.
你得考虑清楚了 Okay, you have to be very sure,
因为我听说要变回去更难 because I heard it's even harder to reverse it.
我们能聊点别的吗 乔人呢 Can we talk about anything else? Where's Joe?
他今天开始上小学 He started school today.
我在校门口放他下车时 他很慌 He was so panicky when I dropped him off.
我不知道为什么 不过是一年级而已嘛 I don't know why. It's just first grade.
不过是一年级而已 Just first grade?!
压力就是从那时开始的 That's when the pressure starts!
你要吓死人家啦 Ay! You're freaking me out!
艾丽克斯以后会是一个神经质的男人 Alex is going to be a very nervous man.
不好意思 画素描的 Uh, e-excuse me, sketch man.
-我们想跟你聊聊你的画 -对 - We'd like a word with you about your little drawings. - Yes.
你们不记得我了 对吧 You don't remember me, do you?
你是... It's -- Um...
很明显我们得罪过你 Well, obviously, we have offended you somehow.
你是我们害你被炒鱿鱼的咖啡师 对吗 Oh, were you the barista we had fired?
给你们个提示 我租过你们家楼上的房间 Here's a hint -- I once stayed in your upstairs rental.
谁会用光一整篮迎宾用品啊 Who consumes an entire welcome basket?
我们通常有一半能重复使用 We usually reuse half this stuff.
薄荷糖都吃光了 他不过住了一晚而已 All the Altoids. He was here one night.
连辣根芥末酱都吃完了 He -- He even ate the horseradish mustard.
他都拿来蘸什么吃了 What did he put it on?
我们故意没提供饼干啊 We purposely don't give crackers.
很抱歉我们如此失礼 可是 We are so sorry we offended you, but --
道歉来不及了 Ooh, too late.
你俩任我鱼肉 I own you two.
我还没用上大绝招呢 And I haven't even gotten to my best stuff yet.
我还可以把你画得更红 I can go redder.
你不会的 You wouldn't.
等我把你画成一字眉你就知道厉害了 Just wait till I connect the brows.
求你善良 Please.
我们还有个孩子 We have a child.
有意思了 CNN台的记者 Oh, fun -- a reporter from CNN.
看来这幅画像就要被全国人民看到了 Looks like this pretty little portrait's about to go national.
我们该怎么办 Uh... ‭What-what are we gonna do?
只有我这么想吗 听起来 Okay, is it just me, or does this sound
-该知识索引琼斯登场了 -只有你 - like a job for Thesaurus Jones? - It's just you.
不 我指黒函威胁他 米奇尔 No. Blackmail, Mitchell!
我们得挖点这个人的黑料 We just have to dig something up on this guy.
应该问题不大 因为每个人 Shouldn't be a problem, because everyone's
都有想藏的秘密 hiding something.
每个人 Everyone.
我感觉你还想再说一次 I feel like you're sitting on one more...
-每个人 -没错 - Everyone. - ‭Yep.
伊瑟拉视界
我害怕的事发生了 Just as I feared,
我爸碾压了办公室所有人的精气神 my dad had crushed the spirit of everyone in that office.
我必须想办法证明 I had to do something to prove
我们不是古板的扫兴鬼 we weren't some stuffy killjoys.
是时候放出派对克莱尔了 It was time to bust out Party Claire.
89年春假后她引退了 She'd retired after spring break '89.
92年又引退了一次 And again in '92.
你有时间吗 Hey, do you have a second?
如果你想说我不尊重你们的方法 If this is about my respecting your process --
其实我们想谢谢你之前立威 Actually, we want to thank you for laying down the law before.
因为我们作为一个公司已经没样子了 Because we have gone soft as a company,
我们需要几个成熟的人加入 we needed a couple grown-ups to come in
让我们重回正轨 and put us back on track.
多亏了你 You know, thanks to you,
我们那些分散注意力的东西都撤走了 we've gotten rid of all the distractions --
乒乓球桌和水枪都撤走了 no more ping-pong tables, squirt guns.
我们唯一没找到的是那个巨大的... The only thing we couldn't find was that giant --
休息时间 贱人们 Break time, bitches!
原来这有点... Uh, it turns out this is a little --
我的天 无限纤薄模型 Oh, my God! The Thinfinity!
我很抱歉 I'm so sorry!
我的天 太对不起了 Oh, my God! I'm so sorry!
我... I -- Oh!
对不起 Sorry.
画画那小子也保养得太好了 Sketch boy was unusually well-groomed
政府补贴的健身房不可能有这效果 for somebody coming out of a government-subsidized gym.
其中肯定有猫腻 Something wasn't right.
知识索引琼斯的鼻子闻出来了 I was getting that old Thesaurus Jones tingle.
我决定四处嗅探一下 I decided to do some sniffing around.
那画画的脸上有种光彩 Sketch guy's face had a kind of glow
只有用了昂贵的润肤霜才会有 that can only be achieved with expensive creams and unguents,
而我只找到了几包廉价的通用乳液 yet all I found were packets of cut-rate all-purpose lotions.
根据我的信息源 健身房有个领导楼层 According to my sources, the gym had an executive level
能提供各种高级水疗护肤品 that provides all manner of fancy spa products,
但只有法官和律师才能加入 but it's for judges and attorneys only.
我声东击西 告诉保全人员 I created a diversion by convincing the security detail
毛巾出了些紧急状况 there was a towel emergency...
毛巾出了些紧急状况 There's a towel emergency.
并黑进了健身房的电脑系统 ...and hacked into the gym's computer system.
原来他一直在偷偷进入领导层 Turns out he's been accessing the executive level
靠的是盗刷 by swiping the ID
一位退休法官 维克多·格雷厄姆的卡 of one Victor Graham, a retired judge.
各位陪审员 Members of the jury,
被告凯恩先生想让你们认为 the defendant, Mr. Kane, would have you believe
在罪案发生时他正在工作 that he was working at the time of the crime.
光头[大胆] Bald?!
厚颜的谎言 ...faced lies!
律师 ‭Counselor?
因为证据明显表明 Because evidence would clearly suggest that, um...
尽管詹姆斯·凯恩 ...that while James Kane
的确在他公司的领导楼层有间办公室 does have an office on his company's executive floor,
那晚他根本就没有去 he was nowhere near it that night.
想得美 领导层詹姆[健身房] Nice try, executive-level Jim.
凯恩 ...Kane,
可我们盯上你了 but we're onto you.
女士们先生们 在你们退庭[退休]前 Ladies and gentlemen, before you've retired,
自己判断[法官] judge...for yourself
绘制一幅更切实的结论图 and draw a more accurate conclusion
比凯恩先生想让你们相信的话更切实 than the one Mr. Kane would have you believe...
律师 你说的话很奇怪 Counselor, you're speaking weirdly.
我肯定你们会发现被告的不在场证明 I'm sure you will find the defendant's alibi
非常不可信[苗条] to be thin.
甚至更不可信[苗条] Even thinner.
谢谢你 Thank you.
下午好 年轻的房地产经纪人们 Good afternoon, young realtors.
下课后我有重要事情宣布 I have a very important announcement to make after class,
在那之前 but in the meantime,
请你们配合地打开书本 if you would be so kind as to open your books --
老天 我做不到 Oh, boy. I can't do this.
同学们 今天是我们最后一天一起上课了 Students, today is our last day together.
我很珍视我们在一起的时间 I've treasured our time together.
布雷特 我知道我们最开始有点矛盾 Brett, I know we got off to a rough start,
但当我们消除那些隔阂后 but once we broke down those walls,
我都不知道谁教了对方更多 I'm not sure who was teaching who.
惠特尼 你是我所认识最坚强的单身母亲 Whitney, you're the toughest single mother I know.
露西 对你妈好一些 Lucy, you be good to your mom.
包包 你与阅读障碍抗争太了不起了 Bob, amazing how you battle that dyslexia.
不过你或许不该再对父母那么愤怒 Maybe ease off on the anger toward your parents, though.
他们给你起的名字给你省了很多麻烦 They did you a solid giving you that name.
我们会想您的 尔菲老师 We're gonna miss you, Mr. Nudphy.
你又说反了 不过 It's -- You -- You -- You flipped it, but...
我也会想你们的 I'm gonna miss you guys, too.
地段 地段 地段 Location. Location. Location.
你记住了 You memorized it.
第二次也是最后一次 Now, for the second and last time...
下课 class dismissed.
爸 Dad.
卢克 Luke?
你在教室后面多久了 How long have you been back there?
我基本上看到了一切 I pretty much saw the whole thing.
-爸 -怎么 - Hey, Dad? - Yeah?
别忘了你的咖啡杯 Don't forget your coffee mug.
我相信这是最好的结果 I'm sure this all worked out for the best.
我或许会想念 I'll, uh, probably miss
一些随性的扔飞盘的机会 a few spontaneous Frisbee opportunities and...
显然还有翻跟头交换生项目 apparently, a tumbling exchange program --
好吧 还有业余发明家协会 oh, well -- and an Amateur Inventors Association.
反正改变世界八成也没什么意思 How much fun could it be changing the world, anyway?
"红杉大学选手为您呈现 "The Sequoia College Players Present:
霍尔与奥兹魔术表演" A Hall and Oates Magic Show."
-爸 等等 -怎么 卢克 - Dad, wait. - ‭Yes, Luke?
这次也别忘了咖啡杯 Don't forget your mug again.
拜托 Come on!
你看不出我来这是命中注定吗 Can't you see I'm meant to be here?
抱歉 只是我从来没独自上过学 I'm sorry, but I've never had a school to myself.
过去我总是艾丽克斯的傻弟弟 I was always Alex's dumb brother
或曼尼的性感侄子 or Manny's hot nephew.
现在我终于能做自己了 Now I can finally be my own person.
抱歉 我理解 I'm sorry. I get it.
我真的理解 I-I r-I-I really do.
我想我只是兴奋过头了 I think I was just getting a little overexcited.
我 I'll, uh...
我们家里见 I'll see you at home.
邓菲 Dunphy.
真高兴撞见你了 我想当面恭喜你 Glad I ran into you so I can congratulate you personally.
等等 我入选球队了吗 Wait. I made the team?
先发球员 ‭First string.
不得不说 你举人争球的姿势一看就是练家子 I got to say, your form on that lineout lift was impeccable.
-谢谢 -是啊 - Thanks. - ‭Yeah.
爸 我入选球队了 Hey, Dad. I made the team.
太棒了 That's amazing!
我就知道你会入选 你是天生好手 I knew you would. You're a natural.
我有个很好的老师 Well, I had a great teacher.
你听我说 So, listen.
校区挺大的 This is a big campus.
或许我们可以在此共存 Maybe we could both be here
只要我们保证不在对方面前晃悠 if we promise to stay out of each other's way.
我很不想踩进你的地盘的 Well, I'd hate to step on your toes.
不会 你不会 No, no, y-you wouldn't.
我也不想阻止你 I would hate to stop you
去做一些你很擅长的事情 from doing something you're so good at.
我可以考虑考虑 I guess I could think about it.
其实我也不是整天都泡在这里 I mean, it's not like I'd be there all the time.
毕竟我得上课 还得上班 I, uh, have class and office hours,
我每周二四的早上11点到下午2点 and I have the 11:00 A.M. to 2:00 P.M. slot
也得负责搞校园电台的事情 at the campus radio station on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
如果你想当我的助手... Hey, if you want to be my sidekick...
-老爸 -你说得对 - Dad? - ‭You're right.
最好还是我独自为节目发声吧 It's better if I do all the voices.
怎么着 What's up?!
这些是什么 What's all this?
你让我好紧张乔今天会不开心 Well, you got me so nervous about Joe's terrible day
我就先把这些摆出来好哄他开心 that I put all this out to cheer him up --
圣代 电子游戏 sundae, video game.
我还给他写了段鼓舞的话 I even wrote him a little pep talk.
我们能活在药品的黄金时期真是太好了 We're lucky to live in the golden age of medicines.
外公 我要在这里住几天 Hey, Grandpa, I'm staying here for a couple of days,
我也不想聊到底为什么 and I do not want to talk about it.
行 Cool.
乔回来了 That's Joe.
我老爸在家吗 Hey, is my dad home?
靠 我妈来这里干嘛 Crap. What is my mom doing here?
跟我来 Come with me.
我欠他一句抱歉 I owe him an apology.
我在公司给他出了大丑 I made a huge scene at work.
有时候跟人道歉的最好方法 Well, sometimes the best way to say "I'm sorry"
就是通过电邮 is in an e-mail.
你何不写封道歉函到"杰的电脑邮件@aol.com"呢 Why don't you write him at JaysComputerMail@aol.com?
我用一个巨型仓鼠球碾了一群人 I plowed over a bunch of people in a giant hamster ball.
然后我试着讨好公司里的美食粉 And then I tried to impress the foodies
所以点了印度菜当午餐 by ordering Indian for lunch.
而为了去掉我口中的 And then I chewed some gum
香菜味 我嚼了口香糖 to get rid of my coriander breath,
我挺确定现在粘到我头发上了 and I'm pretty sure some's in my hair.
接着我... And then I -- Oh --
被绊倒然后把膝盖跌破皮了 tripped and fell and skinned my knee,
而且还让大家看到了我的内裤 and everybody saw my underwear.
牛逼爆了 Crushed it!
只要人酷 第一天上学简直太简单了 First days are easy when you're cool.
但我有点可怜康纳·B同学 I do feel bad for Conner B.
他带的鸡蛋沙拉午餐都臭了 He brought stinky egg salad for lunch.
他以后只能去找护士阿姨吃饭了 He's gonna have to eat with the nurse.
天啊 Oh, God! ‭Ay.
乔 你先上楼待着吧 Uh, Joe, why don't you go upstairs?
我只想回到我以前的公司 I just want to go back to my old office,
我在那里有朋友 where I had friends.
我理解 I know.
有时候... Sometimes... ‭
我们都有不顺的日子 ...you know, we all have bad days.
而... And...
而有时候我们得... 面对坏男生 And sometimes, we have to -- to deal with mean boys.
臭男生最坏了 Boys are mean.
你说得对 歌洛莉亚 You're right, Gloria.
我说得对啊 I am right?
你知道我最爱这个家庭什么吗 Oh, you know what I love about this family?
我们永不退缩 尤其是你 We're not quitters -- especially you.
还记得你当时学游泳碰到了多少困难吗 Remember how hard it was for you to learn how to swim?
的确很难 It was hard.
但现在它是你最爱的一项事物 But now it's your favorite thing in the world
因为它能让你意识到自己多强大 because it reminds you of how strong you are.
我的确是喜欢游泳啦 但... I mean, I like to swim...
触底就会反弹 明天只会更好 Tomorrow can only be better.
但为了以防万一 我午餐时间会来 But just in case, I'll come at lunch,
我会隔着围栏亲亲你的小脸 and I will kiss you through the fence.
我大概11点给你发消息 How about I text you around 11:00
告诉你我的情况好不好如何 and let you know how I'm doing?
你想告诉我为什么要躲着你妈妈吗 So, you want to tell me why you're avoiding your mom?
我没有在躲她 I'm not avoiding her.
这... 这些是什么啊 Hey, what's -- what's all this?
危险奥沙哥的纪念品 我是个疯狂收藏家 Danger O'Shea memorabilia. I'm a big collector.
谁是危险奥沙哥啊 Who's Danger O'Shea?
传说中的大胆王 Legendary daredevil.
以骑着摩托车飞越学校大巴而出名 Got famous for jumping over a school bus on his motorcycle.
过来 跟我谈谈 Get over here! Talk to me.
告诉我你为什么在躲你妈 Tell me why you're avoiding your mom.
好吧 Okay.
我这一辈子都在走科研的道路 Well, I've been on a science track my whole life,
我父母也很喜欢 咱家的"科学家艾丽克斯" which my parents love -- "Alex the scientist."
但最近... 我心里有些别的的想法 But...lately, I've been having second thoughts.
我一直很爱唱歌 而最近我也去了 I've always loved singing, and -- and I've been doing
开麦之夜尝试了表演 some open-mic nights recently,
反馈还真的挺不错的 and it's been going really well.
我明白你想说的了 唱给我听 I see where this is going. Sing for me.
什么 现在吗 What, like...right now?
你就唱吧 Just sing.
♪ 在彩虹之上的某处 ♪ ♪ Somewhere over the rainbow ♪
Over the rainbow
♪ 天空很蓝 ♪ ♪ Skies are blue ♪
很棒呢 That was great.
好好做科研 Stick to science.
你家的人可真是懂怎么鼓励人呢 Wow. You really got a knack for pep talks in this house.
我不是说你肯定不行 I'm not saying it's impossible.
我只是让你赌赢面大的 I'm saying play the odds.
举例来说 比如那个奥沙哥 For example, you take this O'Shea guy.
棒棒哒 又回到了他上面 Oh, good. We're back to him.
他不要命但是聪明 But he was smart.
他创立了一家公司 站稳了脚步 He started a business, got established.
当他发现自己还是想去追搏命的梦想 And when he couldn't kick the daredevil dream,
他就去了 he went for it.
他真的很厉害 超强 And he was good -- real good --
直到滑铁卢的那天 他试着 until that fateful day he tried to jump
开学校大巴飞越过摩托车 over a motorcycle in a school bus.
幸好 虽然特技没成功 Fortunately for him, unlike his act,
可是他有个安全保障 he had a safety net.
-他的生意 -立刻回到商场上 - His business. - Jumped right back in.
不到一年 生意超越了顶峰 Within a year, it was bigger than ever.
我想说的是 你已经走这条科研道路15年了 The point is, you've been on the science track for 15 years.
走完它嘛 为自己打好基础 See it through. Build a foundation.
如果过几年你还忍不住想唱 If in a couple of years, you still have the singing bug,
大胆去啊 go for it!
我想你说得对 I guess you're right.
我如果真的放弃现在这条路 It would be pretty dumb of me
那其实还挺蠢的呢 to give up on the career path I'm on.
我毕业后的第一年就能挣50万呢 I could make half a mil my first year out of school.
那同职的男人薪水会是多少呢 Wow! What do they pay men?
那危险哥还有再尝试做过特技吗 So, Danger never did another stunt again?
他做任何事都还是带着那特立独行的精神 He still brings that maverick spirit to everything he does,
这也是为何他能在业界封王 which is why he got to the top of his industry.
有些人觉得那才是他最牛逼的一个特技 Some people think it's the greatest stunt he ever pulled off.
谢谢你的一番话 Thanks for the talk...
危险哥 Danger.
所以我赢了那案子 而更好的是 So, I won my case, and even better,
这图会被挂到旁厅酒吧 this is going up at The Side Bar. ‭Yeah.
或许你现在会对我的 And now maybe you'll have some respect
侦查技能有所尊重 for my investigative skills.
其实是挺简单的一个案子 如同我所说 It was a pretty simple case, because, as I've said,
每个人都有想藏的秘密 everyone has something to hide.
每个人 everyone