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第十季 第八集
你怎么不说话 生我气了吗 Why aren't you talking, are you mad at me?
不 我是被发现自己怀孕这件事吓到了 No! I'm freaked because I just found out that I'm pregnant.
不过我确实有点生你的气 And yes, I am a little mad at you,
因为这事很严肃 because this is serious,
但你唯一能想到的却是 and the only thing that you can think about
把我们的名字组合成完美的宝宝名字 is combining our names into the perfect baby name.
至少现在知道宝宝不是叫海登就是叫迪莉 Well, now we know it's either Hayden or Dyley.
这是件美好的事情 Look, this is a beautiful thing.
我们爱的结晶 A product of our love.
是"我们"的爱的结晶吧 It is a product of our love, right?
是的 迪兰 我算过了 Yes, Dylan. I did the math.
上次你算数的时候 Last time you did the math
我们不小心留下了300美元的小费 we accidentally left a $300 tip.
我不知道该怎么办 Oh, I don't know what to do.
这样如何 ‭How about this?
海莉·格温多林·邓菲 Haley Gwendolyn Dunphy...
你愿意嫁给我吗 will you marry me?
你现在是在开玩笑吗 Are you kidding me right now?
想象一下我们一起走过红毯的画面 Picture us walking down the aisle,
一位妙人身穿着纯白无暇的礼服 a breathtaking vision in virginal white
而你穿着自己想穿的衣服 and you wearing whatever you want.
我不要嫁给你 I'm not marrying you!
好吧 好吧 我们慢慢来 Okay, okay, one step at a time.
我们先给你补充维生素 打造健康饮食 We'll put you on vitamins and a healthy diet.
你现在是一人吃给宝宝补了 You'll be eating for one now.
好极了 是棒棒糖 Score! Lollipops!
我该怎么和我妈妈说 How am I gonna tell my mom?
她一直不让我做的就是这件事 This is the one thing she always told me not to do,
而你就是那个她说不要一起做的人 and you're the person she told me not to do it with.
是啊 她说得真是准 Yeah, she really nailed that one.
希望咱们的宝宝能有她的聪明才智 I hope our baby gets her brain.
你为什么一点都不害怕 Why aren't you freaking out?
因为这是好事啊 Because this is a good thing,
难道不是吗 isn't it?
我... I...
我不知道 I don't know.
天哪 我得去上班了 Oh, my God, I have to get to work.
我喜欢那工作 但我甚至都不知道 To a job that I love, which I don't even know
它允不允许带孕上班 if I can do with a baby!
只是 我 Just -- I, um...
我需要点空间 I need some space.
13美元 3进位... $13, carry the 3...
留50美元小费吧 Leave a $50.
一般给账单15%左右小费
很好 汤普森 All right, Thompson,
干净利落点 平托斯基 冲啊 run a crisp route! Pitkowski, go!
看看这群人 Look at them out there.
他们一团糟 注意力不集中 They are a mess. No focus!
你告诉过他们不要吃鸡肉了 对吧 You told them about not eating chicken, right?
那小鸟容易紧张不安 It's a nervous bird.
比赛之前 应该吃点平和的哺乳动物 Before the game, you eat your calm mammals,
牛肉啊 羊肉啊之类的 your beefs, your muttons.
好了 大家过来这边 Okay, guys, get in here!
我们走 集中起来 Let's go. Huddle up!
我们即将参加城市冠军赛 We're about to play for the city championship,
杰一直在帮忙 and Jay here has been helping out.
我当团队鼓舞员的角色有很多年了 I've been a team booster for years.
一般来说这意味着 Usually that means cutting a check
由普里契特关怀基金开张支票 from the Pritchett Cares Foundation.
我们支持运动员 We support athletics
以及对问题少年们进行衣柜职业教育 and we educate at-risk youth about careers in closets.
这是一条真正的出路 It's a real path out.
好了 今天是你们生命中最重要的一天 Okay, this is the biggest day of your lives
但你们看起来就像是一群小女孩 and you're looking like a bunch of little girls out there!
怎么 平托斯基 芭比娃娃忘带了吗 What's wrong, Pitkowski, did you forget your Barbies?!
教练 我们一直在讨论 Coach, we've been talking,
你最近说的话 and the language you've been using lately
感觉很伤人 feels, well, hurtful.
还有些性别歧视 And sexist.
还有一点性别简化 And a little gender reductive.
这究竟是怎么回事 What the hell is happening?
我们只是希望你能 We'd just like you to consider
考虑一下用鼓励代替辱骂的方式 adopting a more empowering style.
你知道吗 Okay, you know what?
这是橄榄球 This is football!
怎么 你们的训练胸罩太紧了吗 What's wrong, are your training bras too tight?!
塔克教练 Coach Tucker!
请立刻到我办公室见我 Please see me in my office now!
不 亲爱的 我不想去机场 No, honey, I don't want to pick your sister up
接你妹妹 at the airport!
抱歉 我在跟我女朋友说话 Oh, sorry, I'm talking to my girlfriend
碰巧还一直按着喇叭开关 and I accidentally kept the megaphone button pressed!
她最近一直缠着我 She's really been riding me lately,
我跟你们讲 let me tell you!
不 亲爱的 不 Oh, no sweetheart, no,
我不是故意让你听到这些的 I didn't mean for you to hear that!
不 不 你是我的一切 毋庸置疑 No, no, no, you're my everything! Of course!
《星球大战之帝国反击战》知名配乐"帝国进行曲"
我给我和米奇尔搞到了 I got tickets for me and Mitchell
在棕榈泉观看 to a screening in Palm Springs
《星球大战之帝国反击战》放映会的门票 of "The Empire Strikes Back" --
还有由大明星乔治·卢卡斯 Q&A to follow with the biggest star of all --
主持的问答会 George Lucas.
我特别兴奋 因为我有点把米奇 I'm super stoked because I kind of think of Mitch
当成我从未有过的弟弟了 as the brother I never had.
我想不通我们为何不多花点时间待在一起 I don't know why we don't spend more time alone together.
这不是任何人的错 除了 It's nobody's fault. Except for --
小卡和克莱尔 for Cam and Claire.
你知道吗 我现在特别高兴 You know, I'm as happy now as I've ever been.
看啊 我们在尤凯帕 And look, we're in Yucaipa.
这听起来像星战里伊沃克人说的话 That sounds like how Ewoks talk.
我出柜前常溜到尤凯帕的一家同性恋酒吧 I used to sneak off to a gay bar in Yucaipa before I came out.
通常还以为小镇不会有同性恋酒吧呢 Huh, you don't really think of gay bars as a small-town thing.
有的 Oh, yeah.
不管是乡村来的同性恋 They serve your rural gays,
没出柜的同性恋 还是城里来的新手 your closeted gays, your city newbies
都可以去那里适应自己的同性恋生活 looking to get their gay sea-legs,
有点像是去百老汇之前的外地试演 kind of like an out-of-town tryout before they hit Broadway.
看吧 每次和你一起我都能学到新东西 See, I learn something whenever I spend time with you.
还记得你告诉我不要在跳舞时打响指吗 Remember when you told me not to snap when I dance?
你当时看起来像想弄掉 It looked like you were trying to get peanut butter
手指沾到的花生酱 off your fingers.
说到这个 我饿了 Speaking of which, I'm starving.
其实那家酒吧有很棒的汉堡包 That bar actually has amazing hamburgers
你想停下来吃个午饭吗 if you want to stop for lunch?
我可以进去吗 Am I allowed in?
谁会知道呢 Who's gonna know?
别打响指就不会有人知道 Just don't snap.
你觉得我能搞定这件衣服吗 Do you think I could rock this?
"搞定"这词没过时吧 Do people still say rock?
每当你问我年轻人会怎么说的时候 It makes me sad when you have to ask me
我都感觉很难过 what young people say.
艾丽克斯 歌洛莉亚 Alex? Gloria? ‭Ahh!
嗨 嗨 Hmm. ‭Hi. ‭Um, hi!
你在这儿干嘛呢 What are you doing here?
我需要点性感的衣服 I needed some sexy clothes,
所以我就请歌洛莉亚陪我逛街了 so I asked Gloria to help me shop.
无意冒犯我妈 No offense to my mom,
但是她穿得有点保守 but she dresses kind of conservative
而歌洛莉亚知道如何挑选 while Gloria knows how to pick out clothes
能帮我 that will help...
展示一下这宝贝的衣服 take this baby for a spin.
得了 艾丽克斯 Alex, come on,
想那么说起码自己得相信啊 sell it if you're gonna talk like that.
刚好路过补鞋店 Just stopped by the cobbler
给我的乐福鞋换个鞋底 to get my penny loafers re-soled.
穿了三十年的那双 Same pair for 30 years.
你们在这儿干什么 What are you guys doing?
我们就是 不 我们 Oh, we're just -- Uh, no, we, uh,
在分别购物 好玩的是 were shopping separately, funniest thing,
我们就突然遇到了对方 and we just bumped into each other!
是吧 Right?
是啊 真是有趣 Yes, it was hilarious.
我在逛街 然后就 就像她说的那样 I was shopping, and -- and then all she said.
那么你买了什么 So, what did you buy?
不 不 不 这不是我买的 Oh, no, no, no. It's -- It's not mine.
是她的 你能自己拿一会儿吗 It's hers. Could you hold it for a minute?
我胳膊都酸了 My arms are tired!
她可是示巴女王 This one, the Queen of Sheba.
《圣经·旧约》中传说人物 惊艳绝伦
我们都得服侍着她 We all work for her.
我们玩得很高兴 We have fun.
汉堡包很好吃 Burger's amazing.
这地方很不错 This place is great.
这些小镇上同性恋们真的厉害 These small town gays have it made.
是啊 虽然他们只能躲在暗处 Yeah, I mean, they're forced to live in the shadows,
但他们能吃到薯条 所以... but they do get to eat fries, so...
我的天哪 Oh, my God!
那不是格尔·索普吗 Is that Gil Thorpe?
同性恋们并不全都互相认识 菲尔 We don't all know each other, Phil.
还留着胡子 With the beard.
这里又没有女人 There are no women in here.
就在那儿 他是我的死敌 Right there, he's my nemesis.
他怎么可能在这里呢 What could he possibly be doing here?
我可能知道哦 I might have a theory.
真不敢相信 Oh, my God!
他在假装自己是同性恋 He's pretending to be gay.
你在耍什么把戏 格尔 What is your game, Gil?
妮可快来了吗 is Nicole coming in soon?
她的音浴进行得有点晚 Her sound bath ran late.
有什么特殊活动吗 Is there a special occasion?
为什么会有特大潜艇堡 Why the party sub?
这是普通大小的潜艇堡啊 this is a normal sandwich.
你好 海莉 Hello, Haley.
这儿怎么有个这么大的潜艇堡 Why the enormous sandwich?
这是很普通的... 算了 This is an ordinary... doesn't matter.
妮可 我们能聊聊吗 Nicole, can I have a minute?
当然可以 Of course.
你看 现在出了点状况 Look, a situation has come up
让我很困惑 and it's pretty confusing.
我还在努力理顺情况 但是我... I'm still trying to process it, but I --
-怀上了 -什么 - Preggo? - ‭What?!
天啊 我就知道 Oh, God, I knew it!
什么 What?!
我是说"淮尚乐" 随便你怎么念那个 I mean, Prego, you know, however you pronounce
装逼的意大利时尚网站 that pretentious Italian fashion website.
有人告诉我他们正试着挖走 ‭Someone told me that they're trying
我的一个员工 我不会允许这种事发生 to poach one of my employees, and I am not having it.
说说你想要什么吧 So, what do you need?
我 我... I, uh, well...
我给你长职位 涨工资 你要升职了 Title bump, money bump -- you are getting a promotion.
你会成为 You are gonna be
新的运动服饰与时代精神的负责人 the new Head of Activewear and Zeitgeist.
我的天 这是我梦想中的工作 Oh, my God, this is my dream job.
我曾跟辅导员说我想做这份工作 I told my guidance counselor that I wanted to do this
她当面笑话了我 and she laughed in my face.
好了 大伙 All right, everyone.
都进来 我们要庆祝 Come in, we're celebrating!
拿把刀来 好让我们把这个切成二十份 And bring a knife so we can cut this into 20 pieces!
塔克教练 学生们是"受保护群体" Coach Tucker, students are a "protected class"
你这样一个有特权的精英白人 and it is not okay for you,
不可以欺负他们 an elite white man of privilege, to bully them.
特权 我只拿教师的薪水 Privilege? I-I make a teacher's salary.
我还是同性恋 And I'm gay.
如今同性恋的标签不像过去那么好用了 Yeah, gay doesn't really get you the mileage that it used to.
假如你是跨性别者我们就什么问题都没了 Now, if you were trans, we'd be golden.
全世界都疯了吗 Oh, has the whole world gone crazy?!
-杰 -不 我受够了 - Jay -- - No, no, I've had it.
怎么 所有人都如此敏感 I mean, what, everyone's so sensitive,
他们要把橄榄球也毁了 they're gonna ruin football?
我当年那个球队 In my day, our team,
汉密尔顿啃白菜佬 the Hamilton Cabbage Eaters,
队长是犹太佬布龙斯坦 captained by Knish Bronstein,
对抗林肯墨西哥大盗 took on the Lincoln Banditos,
四分卫是"飞鼠"何塞·冈萨雷斯 QB'd by Jose "Speedy" Gonzales.
我们在人堆最底下互捶对方私处 And after three hours of pummeling each other's privates
整整三小时 at the bottom of dog piles,
然后我们像兄弟般握手 we shook hands like brothers
一起去波兰饺子城吃细香肠 and all went to brawl the Sausage-Heads in Pierogi-Town.
美国 America.
美丽的大熔炉 Beautiful melting pot.
你的生活怎么会是这样 How was that your life?
你上高中时正好经历67年爱之夏 You were in high school during the Summer of Love.
年轻人聚集宣扬反战 性别平等 以"爱"为名的运动
塔克教练 我不知道这个人为什么在这 Coach Tucker, I don't know why this man is here,
但他是"老年受保护群体"的一员 but he's a member of the "Elderly protected class,"
法律上来讲我们不能反驳他 and legally we can't contradict him.
抱歉 你必须找到更温和的方法 I'm sorry, you're gonna have to find a gentler way
去激励你的球员 to motivate your players.
我只知道这一种教练方法 I don't know any other way to coach.
我们需要的是某个玩过橄榄球 What we need is advice from someone who played football
但又很矫情的千禧怪胎给我们建议 but also is a namby-pamby Millennial weirdo.
感谢各位前来 Thank you for coming.
我们今天来这教导这两位先生 We're here to teach these gentlemen
如何在21世纪与人沟通 how to communicate in the 21st century.
我们先轮流声明一下自己喜欢的性别代词 Let's go around and each say the gender pronoun we prefer.
我先开始 I'll start --
我是顺性别者 他 他的 I'm cisgender, he-slash-him.
她 她的 She-slash-her.
他们 他们的 They-slash-them.
我不是来为难你们的 叫我鲍勃就行 Oh, I'm not here to bust chops, Bob is fine.
这就是你的橄榄球队 This is your rugby team?
我被你们这个商场小故事迷住了 I am fascinated by this mall story of yours...
你说你是来购物的 So, you say you were shopping?
是的 你知道我有多爱买鞋 Yes. you know me and shoes.
那我们为什么不把鞋拿出来看看 Well, let's take a look, why don't we?
我都不知道你的脚这么小 I had no idea your foot was so tiny.
是啊 我上面很大下面很小 Yes, I am so big in the top and small in the bottom,
就像南美洲一样 like South America herself.
-穿上 -真的吗 - Put 'em on. - Really?
我想看你穿上脚的样子 I want to see them on your feet.
遵命 女士 Yes, miss.
我感觉我像灰姑娘一样 I feel like I am Cinderella.
快 美美走两步给我们看看 Go on, let's see you strut your stuff.
鞋子真漂亮 ‭Pretty shoes.
我从未感觉如此美丽 I've never felt more beautiful!
好了 我看不下去了 Okay, I can't watch this anymore!
妈 拜托别往心里去 Mom, please don't take this personally,
但我今天来和歌洛莉亚购物 but I was shopping with Gloria today
因为我想买些性感的衣服 because I wanted to find something sexy
跟比尔度周末时穿 for my weekend away with Bill,
她比较擅长性感 and that's more her thing.
好吧 我明白 ‭I get it, fine.
我不总穿得像方向盘套一样 I don't always dress like a...steering wheel cover.
你在发脾气 我理解 You're lashing out. I understand.
那不意味着我在必要时不能性感起来 Doesn't mean I can't turn it on when I need to.
不只是那点 It's not just that.
我想 我总是觉得 I guess... I don't really feel like
我的情欲让你很不舒服 you're comfortable with my sexuality.
你和海莉就能谈论男人和性 You and Haley can talk about guys and sex,
可你仍把我当12岁小孩看 but you still see me as a 12-year-old.
宝贝 我很抱歉 Honey, I'm sorry.
如果我让你有那种感觉 我很抱歉 I'm so sorry if I gave you that impression,
但公平点讲 but to be fair,
你也不和我分享生活中的那个部分 you don't really share that part of your life with me.
这话也算有理有据 I guess that's valid.
那你要不要给我个机会 So, are you gonna give me a shot?
让我帮你为比尔装扮起来 Let me tart you up for Bill.
好 但这不只是为了比尔 Okay. But it is not just for Bill
因为这也是为了我 因为 because it's also for me because I'm --
我要重新展现这部分的自我... I'm reclaiming a part of myself that I don't think I've really --
没完没了说这些玩意 There's a lot of this.
太疯狂了 他先是离婚 又来这里 This is nuts. First he gets divorced, and now this?
两件事或许有联系 Hmm, they may be related.
他还在这吗 Is he still here?
老天 我被发现了 Oh, man. I've been made!
他在做什么 What's he doing?
他就在你身后 he's right behind you.
邓菲 Dunphy?
格尔 Hey, Gil.
我在去兔子牧场[妓院]路上停车休息一下 I was just making a pitstop on the way to the Bunny Ranch.
我意外走进这里 I accidentally walked in here
因为一些当地人说这里鸡翅很好吃 'cause some local said they had great wings.
我没意识到一个带"鸡胸"的都没有 Didn't realize there were no breasts!
我说得对吧 Am I right?!
你不必演了 我叫米奇 You don't have to do this. I'm-I'm Mitch,
我是菲尔的小舅子 I'm Phil's brother-in-law,
你是同性恋也没关系 and it's okay that you're gay.
什么 等一下 这是疯话 What? Hold on a second now. that's crazy!
你才是同性恋 You're gay!
是 我知道 Yes, I know.
你以为这是侮辱 但并不是 It's not the insult you think it is.
还是那么有魅力 快走吧 祝你好运 Charming as ever. Off you go. Best of luck.
交给我 好吗 I got this, okay?
他需要时间来接受真实的自己 It's gonna take him some time to-to accept who he really is.
我是彻头彻尾的同性恋 I'm totally gay.
你这个开头很不错 Wow, you're off to a strong start.
我只是觉得这样大声说出来很奇怪 It's just -- it's strange to say it out loud like that,
你懂吗 我是同性恋 you know? I'm a gay man.
我是个大基佬 I'm a big gay man.
我感觉一个基佬重担从肩上撤下去了 Feels like a big gay weight has been lifted off me.
光说重担就行 Just a weight. ‭Yeah.
但终于勇敢面对真实的自己感觉不好吗 But doesn't it feel great to-to finally own who you really are?
的确感觉很好 Yeah, it does.
我还记得向我爸承认 I remember admitting to my dad
我喜欢魔术 I was into magic.
那可不一样 邓菲 It's not the same, Dunphy.
不一样 It's just not --
老天爷 不过我有好多问题想问你 God, I have so many questions for you, though.
我第一次走进这间酒吧时也一样 Hey, hey, first time I walked into this bar, I did, too.
尽管问 Fire away.
好 Okay.
只不过在这个繁殖者面前 I'm just not comfortable opening up
我不能自在地敞开心扉 in front of the breeder here, okay?
你生的孩子比我还多 You have more kids than I do!
你这是恐同 伙计 That's homophobic, man!
菲尔 不如你去帮我们拿点喝的吧 Hey, Phil, why don't-why don't you grab us some drinks?
好吧 好吧 Okay. Fine.
来吧 Yeah.
-今天我真走运 -多谢夸奖 - It's my lucky day. - Thank you for that.
但我恐怕已经有主了 But I'm afraid I'm taken.
太遗憾了 That's too bad.
我想遇到个人怎么就这么难 Why is it so hard for me to meet someone?
我 I, um...
我认识个人和你正合适 I have the perfect guy for you.
他很有幽默感 心胸宽大 He has got a great sense of humor, big heart.
我特别喜欢红头发 I have a thing for red heads.
他是跟我一起的 是另外那个 He's with me. Uh, the other one.
他 算了吧 Him? Pass.
他都在这游荡好几周了 He's been lurking around here for weeks.
我才不在乎 Like I'm impressed he's
他是"南加州第一房地产经纪人" "Southern California's number one Realtor."
他才不是第一 No, he's not!
你怕什么 Well, what are you afraid of?
我说不好 米奇尔 I don't know, Mitchell.
我这么晚才出柜 I'm so late to the game.
还有谁会想要我 Who's even gonna want me?
米奇尔 时间不早了 Mitchell, um, it's getting late,
我们可不想让卢卡斯先生苦等 and we don't want to keep Mr. Lucas waiting.
你要走啦 You're leaving?
可是 But...
我在你之前没和任何人谈过这些 You're the first person I ever talked to about any of this stuff.
等一下 One-one second.
菲尔 Phil.
我不能这样丢下他 I can't leave him this way.
什么 他是个怪物 What?! He's a monster!
还不是工业光魔 And not one of the cool ones
由大导演乔治·卢卡斯创办的电影特效公司
创造出的那些很酷的怪物 created by Industrial Light and Magic!
我知道 这件事很难接受 I know. This-this is a lot to take in,
但我认为他内心是个很好的人 but I think that there's a really good guy in there
他需要我 and-and he needs me.
抱歉 你走吧 玩得开心点 I'm sorry, you go, have fun.
你选他不选我 You're-you're picking him over me?!
不 我只是需要确保他没事 No. I just need to make sure he's okay.
我会试着赶过去的 Look, I-I'll try and get there if I can.
要么做要么不做 Do, or do not.
没有所谓的试着 There is no try.
求你别引用尤达训我 Please don't Yoda me.
二十年前 我在这间酒吧里 Twenty years ago, I was in this bar,
和你有一样的感觉 feeling just like you do.
有个很友善的人来和我聊天 And this really nice guy came up to talk to me.
我想他看出了我有多迷失多孤独 I-I think he could see how lost and alone I was.
我说不好 And, I don't know,
我感觉我的整个世界都在那天敞开了 it felt like my whole world opened up that day.
这个故事让人很有感触 ‭Wow, that's a touching story.
我们什么时候开始"感触"一下彼此 So when are we gonna start touching?
不好意思 什么 I'm sorry, what?
要我说我们去停车场 I say we head out to the parking lot,
在我前妻的小型货车里疯狂一把吧 get a little crazy in my ex-wife's minivan, huh?
不 不要 真恶心 No! No, gross!
行吧 哈里王子 Fine, Prince Harry.
英国王室的哈里王子也是红发
我花钱开个房就是了 I'll pop for a hotel room.
但花钱我就全套都要"做"到 But that means we're doing everything.
够了 你真是烂人 Okay. Y-You're awful!
好歹我不会勾引人又不给上啊 Well, at least I'm not a tease.
我一下午都让你给浪费掉了 What a waste of an afternoon.
我叫格尔 刚刚出柜 Hey, I'm Gil. Just came out.
感到有点迷失与孤单 Feeling kind of lost and alone.
你们快跑 You, run.
有人能载我一程吗 C-C-Can someone give me a ride?
我需要去追带我来的那个男人 I need to go after the guy I was here with.
走吧 那男人值得去追 Let's go. He's worth it.
安全帽 Ooh, a hat.
有意思 Fun.
我不确定这件好不好 I don't know about this.
出来吧 亲爱的 我选的 Come on, honey, I picked it out.
我绝对不会嫌弃你 我发誓 I'm not gonna judge you. I swear.
你看起来真美 You look beautiful.
我爱死了 I love it.
你确定吗 不会太露吗 Really? It's not too much?
假正经的人才会喜欢若隐若现 Let the prudes leave something to the imagination.
比尔肯定会"快让我来品品这美女" Bill's gonna be all, "Let me get a piece of that," huh?
再帮你挑内衣如何 How about lingerie?
我肯定会喜欢你帮我挑选的内衣 Yes, um, I would love your input on my lingerie.
比尔会喜欢什么款 What would Bill like?
用扣子的款式 Something with snaps.
他不太喜欢解太复杂的服饰 He doesn't like complicated garments.
他很容易失去耐心 He's easily frustrated.
知道这一点真是太有趣了 That is so fun to know.
我能说我对你的情欲感到自在吗 Can I just say, I am so comfortable with your sexuality.
我也想说你对我的情欲感到自在 Can I just say that your comfort with my sexuality
也令我对自己的情欲感到自在 has made me more comfortable with my sexuality.
我能说如果我包里带了我的枪 Can I just say that if I had my gun in my purse,
我一定会开枪爆自己头吗 I would shoot myself.
菲尔 Phil!
你在干嘛 What are you doing?
我真的很对不起 I am so sorry!
你的确该感到抱歉 Well, you should be!
菲尔 Phil!
听他解释嘛 他很过意不去 Hear him out, he feels terrible!
你真的没说错格尔 他就是个烂人 You were right about Gil! He's awful!
他这人简直无药可救了 He has no redeeming qualities,
只有挑男人的眼光还过得去 well, except for his taste in men!
你知道这事对我来说有多重要吗 You know how important this was to me?!
当然啦 Of course!
我也是跟你一样疯狂的《星球大战》脑残粉 I-I'm as big a "Star Wars" Fan as you are!
其实完全跟《星球大战》无关 It was never about "Star Wars"!
这一切都只是为了跟你共处 It was about spending time with you!
真的吗 Oh, really?!
是啊 Yes!
我也爱跟你一起玩啊 Well, I love spending time with you!
真的吗 You do?!
当然啊 Totally!
你就像是我未曾有过的哥哥 You're like the brother I never had!
真的吗 这话也太不可思议了吧 What?! That's crazy cakes!
-我也整天说你像我弟 -少来啦 - I say that about you all the time! - Stop it!
我完全误会了你们之间的关系 I had a totally different idea about what this was,
但这还是好感人 but it's still beautiful!
注意看路 注意看路 Eyes on the road! Eyes on the road!
怎么啦 Hey, what's going on?
今天经历太多事了 Today's been a lot.
我也是 Same.
这话我感觉我不常说 You know, I don't say it enough,
但我很庆幸我们俩能无话不谈 but I am so glad that you and I can talk about anything.
跟艾丽克斯发生什么了吗 Something happen with Alex?
我不想谈 I don't want to talk about it.
那又是何事让你坐到这里了 What brings you to the floor?
这个嘛... Well...
我好像让自己.... it seems I've gone and gotten myself...
升职了 ...promoted. ‭
海莉 那很棒啊 Haley, that's fantastic!
是啊 Yeah.
是啊 以后我会有个人停车位与"个休" Yeah, I, uh -- I get my own parking spot and an "IRA."
我猜是我新助手的名字之类的 I guess that's my assistant's name or something?
个人退休金账户
亲爱的 我很以你为荣 Sweetheart, I'm very proud of you.
你真的扭转了自己的生活 You really pulled it together.
或许吧 但我还是有好多东西得弄明白 Yeah, well, I still have a lot of stuff to figure out.
当然啦 Of course you do.
每个人在你这年龄都这样 Everyone does at your age.
妈呀 我当年就这样 Boy, I know I did.
你发现怀了我时 有后悔过吗 Did you ever regret having me when you did?
感觉让你的事业脱离了正轨 Like how it kinda derailed your career?
我一开始的确不太开心 I didn't love it at first.
直到我看到了这张脸 But then I saw this face.
而且你很幸运能有爸这样的好男人陪你 And you were lucky enough to have Dad.
他天生就是个当爸爸的料 He was born to be a parent.
这话或许会让你感到惊讶 This is gonna come as a surprise to you,
但当年你爸并不是你想的这个人 but your dad was a different guy than you think.
什么 那是哪个人 所以我才这么矮吗 What?! Who?! Is that why I'm so short?!
不是啦 海莉 No! Haley!
当我认识你爸爸的时候 When I met your father,
他的生活还是一团乱 he did not have his life together.
但不得不夸他 But to his credit,
他真的在我怀孕后扛起了责任 he really stepped up when I got pregnant,
所以才能顺利怀着孩子吧 and I think that's what made it work.
因为有一个能依靠的人 You know, having someone to depend on.
我怎么会聊到这个事情 How did I get down this road?
我不知道啊 I don't know!
再见啦 Bye!
再见 Okay.
为什么艾丽克斯穿得像暴露狂出去了 Why is Alex leaving the house dressed like a flasher?
我们说好不谈这事了 She and I agreed not to discuss it.
她情欲崛起这事我们大家都不好受 Her sexual awakening has been tough on all of us.
是啊 Yes.
汤普森 我看到你也听得到你 我在聆听你 Thompson, I see you, I hear you, and I'm listening!
我很希望你能按照我们说好的战术打 I would have preferred you stuck to the play we called,
但我尊重你的独立意志 but I respect your independent spirit!
好 平托斯基 把四分卫周围区域 Okay, Pitkowski, treat the area around the quarterback
当成是"安全空间" as a "safe space,"
把对方的防守球员们 and think of the other team's defenders
当成是要来破坏你自尊的恶念 as destructive thoughts trying to attack our self-esteem!
行不通 It's not working.
我真不想输给吉祥物是维京人的队伍 I hate losing to a team with a Viking mascot.
你们灭了然后变成瑞典人 You died out and became Swedes!
为你们的社会主义与季节性抑郁症欢呼 Hip-hip-hooray for socialism and seasonal depression!
这事关我们的冠军奖杯 Our championship is on the line.
你得做点什么啊 You gotta do something.
这是你们人生中最重大的时刻 Men, this is the biggest moment of your life
但我不知道怎么才能鼓舞你们 and I don't know how to fire you up!
我原来的计划是来这里比赛后 My original plan was to come in here,
挑出表现不好的人 single out the under-performers
然后往他们身上扔纸尿布 and throw diapers at them!
现在我意识到会有人觉得我不照顾他人感受 Now I realize that could be interpreted as insensitive
甚至可能是反婴儿 or, perhaps, anti-baby!
对不起 I'm sorry,
但球场一直都是我的安全空间 but the football field was always my safe space, okay?!
高中时在球场上 It's where, in high school,
我第一次得到了同辈的尊敬 I first gained the respect of my peers,
如果让我老实说 and if I'm being honest,
我也希望能在球场上 where I'd hoped I'd finally gain
终于得到我丈人的赞赏 the admiration of my father-in-law.
但现在我只感觉到 Now I feel like I've just...
我辜负了你们 let you all down.
你们想知道我的感想吗 You want to know how I feel?
为塔克教练不知道 Hurt that Coach Tucker doesn't know
我们多感激他而感到难过 how much we appreciate him.
我也不满他做了这么多来向我们证明 Triggered because he's got to apologize
自己是个爷们与好教练 for a few words after all he's done
却得因为说错几句话而道歉 to prove himself as a man and a coach.
我其实欣赏你很久了 I've admired you for a long time
但我一直都没让你知道 这是我的错 and if I haven't let you know that, that's on me --
而我都能像个"阴柔人"一样承认了 and I'm "Cissy-gendered" enough to admit it.
从今往后 And from now on,
我会确保塔克教练知道 I'm gonna make sure that Coach Tucker knows
他是受我钦佩与尊敬的人 he's a person of value I admire and respect.
塔克教练是受我钦佩与尊敬的人 Coach Tucker's a person of value I admire and respect!
现在去打败你们的对手 Now let's go take it to these guys,
我很肯定他们肯定有别的才华 who I'm sure are blessed with other gifts
但橄榄球方面一定不行 but are not great at football!
冲啊 Let's go!
你敢相信他们居然买账吗 Can you believe they bought it?
买什么 Bought what?
我们生活在敏感的年代 We live in sensitive times.
没有吗 Nothing?
完全没脑子吗 No brain at all? ‭
这肯定要影响到我事业了 Well, that's gonna hurt my career.
所以如果我们想成功 就得与时俱进 So we must evolve if we want to succeed.
有时候这需要我们分享自己的脆弱 Sometimes that requires us to share our vulnerabilities...
才能用崭新的视角看待彼此 ...so that we can see one another in a new way.
你还好吗 How are you doing?
我想我同意这事 I think I'm okay with it.
我很害怕 I'm scared.
但知道会有你陪我让我感到不那么害怕了 But it's less scary knowing I'm going through it with you.
今天的无宗教性 That concludes today's non-denominational
鼓舞宣言就到此结束啦 inspirational affirmation.
祝你有顺你意的一天 Have the day that's right for you.
看看你们这群小王八蛋还有什么能抱怨 Let's see those little bastards complain about that.
惨了 Oh, no!
没错 抬高膝盖 That's right guys. High knees.
抬高膝盖 High knees.
左方有苏联共匪 Commie to your left.
右方有苏联共匪 Commie to your right.
脚别拖泥带水啊 平托斯基 Stop dragging Pitkowski.
他们要来抢走你的心上人啦 They are coming after your sweet heart.
你知道他们怎么摧残了波兰吗 You know what they did to Poland?
我很想叫停这一切 Well, I wanna stop this.
但执导手册里完全没写到有关共党的东西 But there is nothing in the guidelines about communists.
我们像个嬉皮士这么嗨高高[吸大麻] Now we are high like a hippie.
-弯下腰像个基... -好了 杰 停下 - We are bending over like a ga... - Ok, shut it down Jay.
好啦 各位 用我教的方法喝水 Alright, boys. Hydrate like I tought you.
很乖 Attaboy.
这就对了 There you go.