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你们等一下 Hey, you guys.
我打包了一些碗碟给你们在新房子用 I packed up some dishes for the new house.
我甚至还找到了你的旧鸭嘴杯 I even found your old sippy cup
给小不点出生以后用 for when the little one comes along.
-真好 -谢谢 邓菲先生 - Aww. - ‭Thanks, Mr. D.
谢谢爸爸 Thanks, Dad.
妈妈还是黑着脸吗 Is, uh, Mom still in there making that judgy face?
海莉 你都认识她二十五年了 Haley, you've known her for 25 years.
黑脸是她的预设表情 Just call it her face.
海莉的怀孕初期并不顺利 Haley's pregnancy is off to a rough start.
恶心反胃 情绪无常 失眠... Nausea, moodiness, trouble sleeping...
这些症状克莱尔都有 Claire's got it all.
至于我 我只想维护 Me, I'm just trying to keep the peace
这里的和谐 here in Hormone Town.
你能相信吗 克莱尔 Oh, can you believe it, Claire?
我们的小女孩长大了 Our little girl is growing up.
是啊 她被逮捕并被大学开除后 Yeah, it seems like just yesterday
我们把这些箱子搬到楼下 we were carrying all these boxes downstairs
仿佛就发生在昨天 after she got arrested and kicked out of college.
是啊 我也经历了很多 Yeah, I've been through a lot, too.
我当过加长礼车司机 当过主唱 I've been a limo driver, a lead singer,
当过牧场工人 还有迪士尼乐园的唱歌绅士 a ranch hand, a Dapper Dan at Disneyland,
T恤设计师 标志牌旋舞者 a t-shirt designer, a sign spinner
现在是个即将迎来小宝宝的护理专业学生 and now a nursing student with a baby on the way.
一切都按计划进行 It's all going according to plan.
所以我们想拿点东西过去 Oh. ‭So, we're gonna take some stuff over.
等下等下等下 我们来 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Let's get a, uh --
我们来拍个母女合照 Let's get a mother/daughter picture.
亲爱的 我不 Oh... Oh, honey, I don't --
我们 我们真的没必要这样 we -- we really don't have to.
别啊 会很棒的 No, no, no. It'll be cute.
爸爸 你太奇怪了 没人想要这样 Uh, Dad, you're being weird. No one wants this.
保持姿势 Hang on here.
不对 这是我的指头 Nope, that's my finger.
有好多有趣的滤镜 So many fun filters.
赶紧拍吧 Just take the picture!
克莱尔 想得阳光一些 Claire, look at the positive.
我们的孩子之一终于搬走了 One of our kids is finally moving out.
她验孕之后我就再也不想听到"阳"字了 After her pregnancy test, I've had enough positives.
有点提醒我另外两个孩子还没有结婚生子 Kind of reminds me of two other unmarried, pregnant,
上次看到热恋情侣搬到一起是在... lovestruck kids who moved in together about...
大概二十五年前吧 25 years ago.
那不一样 It's not the same.
是吗 酸洗他们的牛仔裤 I don't know. Acid-wash their jeans
再往迪兰的耳朵上挂捕梦网 and put a dream catcher in Dylan's ear,
就简直是翻版了 and it's exactly the same.
亲爱的 我昨晚做了个梦 Honey, I had a dream last night
他们把宝宝忘在出租车上 that they left the baby in an Uber,
我不得不缩小自己 and I had to shrink myself down
征用一只蜂鸟去找宝宝 to commandeer a hummingbird to find it.
不是你又跟知名主播的春梦我就很庆幸了 I'm just glad it wasn't another Jake Tapper sex dream.
我很焦虑 我害怕他们能力不足... I'm mad. I'm scared they're in over their heads --
克莱尔 已经发生了 他们要有宝宝了 Claire, it's happening. They're having the baby.
列车都离站了 你就上车吧 The train's left the station. Get on board.
行吧 Fine.
你说得对 You're right.
你是对的 我 我会试着积极一点的 You're right. I'll -- I'll try to be positive.
好极了 我正准备为他们挑件乔迁贺礼 Good. I was gonna go pick up a house-warming gift for them.
-和我一起吧 -行 走吧 - Why don't you come with me? - Oh, okay, let's do that.
等一下 你要怎么登上一辆 Wait a second. How do you board a train
已经离站的列车 that's already left the station?
不知道 也许你可以和那个主播一起 I don't know. Maybe you could catch up to them
乘着蜂鸟赶上他们 on a hummingbird with Jake Tapper.
你脱身了 Well, you're off the hook.
我要独自飞往布兰森 I'm flying to Branson solo,
我想我会坐在一个陌生人身旁 and I guess I'll be sitting next to a stranger
参加《奥斯蒙兄弟: 向嘻哈致敬》 at The Osmond Brothers: A Tribute to Hip Hop.
他们来康普顿的时候我会抓住机会的 Well, I'll catch them when they come to Compton,
不过还是谢了 but thank you.
你为我姐姐小帕做了那么多 Well, it's the least I could do
这是我唯一能做的 after what you did for my sister, Pam.
我姐姐 小帕 要来接卡尔去... My sister, Pam, is coming to pick up Cal to --
回到密苏里 to take him back to Missouri.
她本来应该在监狱里再待三个月的 She was supposed to be in prison another three months,
但我了不起的丈夫 but my wonderful husband,
普里契特地检官助理 写了一封信 Assistant D.A. Pritchett, wrote a letter
呼吁提早释放她 advocating for her early release.
这没什么 It was nothing.
其实真的没什么 It actually was nothing.
我从来没写过什么信 I never wrote any letter.
因为... 感觉就是不对的 It just -- It didn't feel right.
小帕毫无悔改之意 她的判决也很公正 Pam showed no remorse, and her sentence was fair.
然后出于某种原因 And -- And then for some reason,
他们决定让她早点出狱 they decided to let her out early anyway.
很幸运 假释记录是密封的 Fortunately, uh, parole records are sealed,
所以小帕和小卡永远也不会知道 so Pam and Cam will never know,
我也不用去布兰森了 and I don't have to go to Branson
听奥斯蒙兄弟叫观众喊个"啥啥" and hear the Osmonds ask if they can get a "What-what."
是她 That's her!
卡尔 你妈妈来啦 Cal, that's your mom!
她刚结束了... 旅行 She's back from her, um...trip?
铁窗之旅 Up the river.
小帕 她来啦 Pam! There she is!
-你们好啊 -见到你太高兴了 - Hey, y'all! - Oh, it's so good to see you!
-嗨 -嗨 妈妈 - Hi! - Hi. Momma! ‭
是我的小鸡块啊 There's my little chicken nugget!
我的老天 Ooh, my goodness!
我太想你了 你过得怎么样 I missed you so much. How have you been?
他们每天晚上都给我读故事 They read to me every night.
别担心 宝宝 Aw, don't worry, baby.
不用再受那种折磨了 That's all over now.
差点忘了 Oh, almost forgot!
看看妈妈为你做了什么 Look what Momma made you.
卡尔霍恩 美国监狱中的打工项目之一就是做车牌
我要把它放在我的自行车上 I'm gonna put it on my bike!
他要安在自己的自行车上 Oh, he's gonna put it on his bike!
小帕 真高兴你出狱了 Oh, Pam, it is so great that you're out.
里面一定很孤单 It must've been so lonely in there.
还是有人陪的 Well, there was some companionship.
真好 Good.
-我尝试了女同性恋 -好吧 - I dabbled in lesbianism. ‭- Oh.
并不反感 Didn't hate it.
就是事后话太多 But there was just too much talking afterwards.
-好了 我去给你倒点冰茶 -好的 - Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna get you some iced tea. - Yeah.
还有 很抱歉你不能住在楼上 Again, I'm -- I'm so sorry that you can't stay upstairs.
-我们有新的租客要搬进来 -闭嘴吧 - We have this new renter coming in, and - ‭Cram it.
我知道你根本没寄那封信 I know you didn't send that letter.
什么 你怎么知道 What? H-How?
我怎么知道不重要 That don't matter.
重要的是你会付出代价的 All that matters is you're gonna pay.
在监狱里大家叫我肉毒杆菌 ‭In prison, they called me BOTOX,
因为虽然所有女人都想要我[美容用] because even though all the ladies want me,
我还是会弄烂你的脸 I will wreck your face.
雪莉 我不确定自己喜欢这身打扮 Sherry, I-I don't know if I like these.
裤子太短了 They're so short.
不啊 就是这种风格 宝贝 No, that's the style, boo.
我就是觉得自己的脚踝不太适合穿这个 I just don't know if I have the ankles for this.
对 这种裤子对拉丁人一点都不友好 Yeah, those pants are no good for Latin people.
穿上去像是要跑着趟水过河 They make you look like you're trying to run across a river.
我倒觉得你看起来很不错 Well, I think you look great.
你应该以后只穿这种裤子 You should only wear pants like that from now on.
好的 Okay.
曼尼 我们该开始为你的生日派对 Manny, we should start sending invitations
寄邀请函了 for your birthday party.
是吗 我以为我们要去 Oh, but I thought we were gonna go to
奥海镇哑剧品酒节庆祝你的生日 the Ojai Mime and Wine Festival for your birthday?
对 我们还是不要办派对了 妈 Oh, yeah, maybe we shouldn't do the party, Mom.
这太疯狂了 This is crazy.
曼尼害怕哑剧 Manny's terrified of mimes.
而且他讨厌中央山谷的葡萄酒 And he hates Central Valley wine.
好消息 Hey, great news.
我的当月香肠早到了一天 My Sausage of the Month arrived a day early.
你一定要在这见证开箱 You get to be here for the un-boxing.
这次我不录像了 I'm not gonna film it this time.
波兰熏肠 太好了 Kielbasa, yes!
他们又听取了我的建议 They took my suggestion again.
我跟你说过那不是建议 I told you it's not a suggestion.
网页上是让你选一种口味 The web page is just asking you to choose one.
总之 我们有麻烦了 Anyways, we have a problem.
雪莉总是对曼尼发号施令 Sherry is bossing Manny around.
这太让人难以接受了 Oof, that's a lot to take in.
你能用你的独家酱料做一下香肠吗 Can you cook these up with that special sauce you do?
你得去告诉他 You have to go and tell him
-他要站起来为自己说话 -为什么我去 - that he needs to stand up for himself. ‭- Why me?
我觉得我们压根就不应该干涉 但是 I-I don't think we should get involved at all, but, I mean,
如果你觉得有问题 那应该你去说 if it's a problem for you, then you do it,
因为我不在乎 'cause I don't care.
我不能去 I can't.
如果是我说曼尼女朋友的坏话 If I say something bad about Manny's girlfriend,
他是不会听的 因为那样我就成了 he's not gonna listen, because I am the mother
认为没人配得上她小宝贝的那种妈妈 who thinks that nobody's good enough for her little boy.
-那就别插手了 -不行 因为她就是 - Just let it go. - I can't because she's not good enough
配不上我的小宝贝 for my little boy.
我还是不了 I'm gonna take a pass.
那我也不用我外婆的洋葱辣酱 Then I'm gonna take a pass making your sausages
给你做香肠 with my grandmother's spicy onion sauce.
好吧 我去 Fine, I'll do it.
说好的原配才会要求一大堆呢 But all these demands don't sound very second wife-y.
孩子 Hey, kid.
我得跟你聊聊你和你女朋友 I need to talk to you about you and your girlfriend.
这话题可能有点敏感 It's a sensitive subject.
如果你想说昨天晚上从我房间传出来的声音 If this is about the sounds coming from my room last night,
那不是你想的那样 it wasn't what you think.
我们是在重新布置家具 We were rearranging the furniture, and then
然后为成功改造而庆功 we were congratulating each other on how it turned out.
令人难过的是 我真的信你 Sadly, I believe you.
我以为你喜欢家具保持原样 I thought you liked your furniture exactly like it was?
我们还因为这开除了两个清洁女工 We fired two cleaning women over this.
我之前也以为 但是其实不是的 I thought I did, too, but it turns out I didn't.
其实我不想聊的正是这件事 Actually, that's what I don't want to talk to you about.
有没有可能雪莉总是对你发号施令 Is it possible Sherry pushes you around?
你什么意思 What are you saying?
我不知道 I don't know.
就是男人一点 Be the man, you know.
有点骨气 Show some backbone.
-这么说真是太有你的风格了 -才没有 - That is such a you thing to say. - It really isn't.
这样看待男女关系太老套了 It's such an old way of looking at relationships.
性别角色不再重要了 Gender roles don't matter anymore.
这就是你穿她裤子的原因吗 Is that why you're wearing her pants?
我来跟你讲讲 杰 Let me tell you something, Jay.
就像长腿裤 Just like long pants,
荼毒人心的男子气概那一套已经落伍了 toxic machismo has gone out of style.
对对 你说的都对 男子气概不好 Yeah. Yeah, masculinity's bad
但等需要男子气概打死蜘蛛时就知道了 till someone has to kill a spider.
欢迎来到弗莱彻大街14 7/8号 Welcome to 14 7/8 Fletcher Ave.
真温馨 是吧 Wow. This is cozy, huh?
这是车库改装的 Well, it's a converted garage,
所以是有点小 so I know it's a little bit small.
亲爱的 只有用来住人才算小 Oh, honey, it's only small for a place to live.
我们给你们带了个暖家礼物 Hey, we got you guys a housewarming gift.
是个菠萝装饰 It's a decorative pineapple
因为 菠萝象征好运旺旺来 because, uh, pineapples are a symbol of good luck.
谢谢 邓菲先生 Thanks, Mr. D.
这可比我们的大樱桃好多了 That's way better than our giant cherry.
这是干净马桶的象征 That's just a symbol of a clean toilet.
谢谢老爸 Thanks, Dad.
不用客气 You've very welcome.
这其实是我们俩一起的心意 对吧亲爱的 It's actually from both of us, right, honey?
对对 因为我觉得 Right. Right, because I thought
你会需要很多好运 you would want a lot of luck.
妈妈 我知道你有何想法 Mom, look. I know what you're thinking...
但我们能省很多钱 ...but we're saving a ton of money.
房租包水电费 Utilities are included,
我们不需要很多家具 we don't need a lot of furniture,
而且以后也不怕找不到宝宝了 and it'll be easy to keep track of the baby!
他们 他们还能步行到机场 And they can, uh -- they can walk to the airport.
然后又回到客厅 Which brings us back to the living room.
厉害 我们不用走动就看完你家了呢 Wow. We got the whole tour without even moving.
这年头就流行小房子 Tiny-homes are very trendy these days.
对了 我也是这么 And, by the way, it's what I called
称呼我高中的黑人矮子死党 my short, black best friend in high school.
你们打算把婴儿床放在哪 So, where -- where are you thinking of putting the baby's crib?
就放在这个天窗下面 We were thinking about putting it right there under the skylight.
这样宝宝抬头就能伸手摘天上的星星 That way, the baby can look up and reach for the stars.
我好喜欢这样 Ohh, I love that.
而且你们看 那块玻璃多干净啊 And look how clean that glass is.
"干净"得离奇了吧 A little too clean.
这不是天窗 ‭It's -- It's not a skylight.
是你屋顶上有个洞 There's a hole in your roof.
真好 我一直想学如何安装天窗 Cool, I always wanted to learn how to install a skylight.
择日不如撞日了 I guess today's the day.
那你有没有过把浴室里的插座 Have you also always wanted to move an electrical outlet
移到别处的想法呢 that's currently in the shower?
-这应该不是暗语吧 -不是的 - Well, that can't be code. - It's not.
我就是在说真实情况 I'm telling you exactly what's going on.
抱歉 我接个电话 Oh, excuse me.
海莉 乖女儿 Haley, honey.
你无法在这里养育宝宝 You can't raise a baby in here.
要是宝宝在哭 What happens if -- if the baby's crying
-但你要睡觉怎么办 -我想过了 - and you need to sleep? - Thought of it.
我们会挂起一张床单 隔出一个小房间 We're gonna put up a sheet to make it like a little room.
好机智 Oh, smart.
告诉我这哪里有用了 Tell me how this works.
哇哇哇 你能听见我哭吗 Wahh, wahh, wahh. Could you hear me?
我知道这里不理想 但我们没问题的 I know it's not perfect, but we've got this.
我们比你想的要成熟多了 We're a lot more grown up than you think.
海莉 你能来厨房跟我谈谈吗 Haley, can I talk to you for a second in the kitchen?
好 Yeah.
是医生打来 Uh, that was the doctor.
我们这会儿应该到那里的 We're supposed to be there right now.
老天 超声波 我忘得一干二净了 Oh, my God. The ultrasound -- I totally spaced!
千万不能让我妈知道 We can't let my mom find out.
我们想个靠谱的借口 然后出门 Um, let's just make up something responsible and get out of here.
-好的 -好咧 - Okay. ‭- Okay.
我们要出门买牙刷 So, we need to go and get toothbrushes.
你应该挂起床单的 You should've put up a sheet.
我们都听见了 We heard everything.
你错过了第一次超声波预约吗 You missed your first ultrasound appointment?
你再继续教训我 就真赶不上了 Well, we will if you keep lecturing me.
-医生是谁 -我们从点评网上找到的 - Who's the doctor? - We found her on Yelp.
她有四星好评呢 She has, like, four stars.
害卢克肚子里长虫那家寿司餐厅也有四星好评 So does the sushi place that gave Luke worms.
我跟你一起去 I'm coming with you.
那我就留在这 I think I'm just gonna hang back
完成安装天窗的任务吧 and commence Operation Skylight.
我车停在后面了 我们从这边走 I parked in back. Let's go this way.
老天 Oh, God!
真幸运 我们刚买了扫把 That is lucky! We just bought a broom.
这不是我最喜欢的大姑嘛 Hey, there's my favorite sister-in-law.
我给你买了根冰棒 I, uh -- I got you a Popsicle,
棍子上有个冷笑话 and the stick has a joke on it.
"如何修好坏掉的大猩猩" Um, "How do you fix a broken gorilla?"
我想很快就知道答案了 Mm, well, I guess we're gonna find out soon.
棍子不止能用来写冷笑话 Sticks are good for more than joking.
我在监狱里学会了如何把 In prison, I learned how to fashion
各式各样的棍子磨成小刀 all manner of sticks into knives.
在牢里能有时间做手工 好棒啊 You know, I love that you had time for crafts in there.
我还学会了 如果你不兑现自己所做的承诺 I also learned if you don't do what you say you're gonna,
就会被教训 you get hurt.
我去看看小卡尔 Um, I'm gonna go, uh, check on Cal.
不不不 我去吧 No, no, no, I'll do it.
我想在你带他回家前 I want to soak up as much time with him as I can
尽量多跟他在一起 before you take him home.
小卡尔 Cal.
小卡尔 那是什么 快放下 Cal, what is -- Put that down!
他从哪弄来的芝士汉堡 Where did he get a cheeseburger?
我不知道 I don't know.
听我说 信的事我很抱歉 Hey, look. I'm -- I-I'm sorry about the letter,
但结果不是很好吗 but it all worked out.
你还是提前获释了 You still got out early.
那仅仅是因为我自愿帮忙训练警犬 Only because I volunteered to help train police dogs.
那经历太可怕了 It was horrible.
我要偷电视机啦 I'm stealing a TV!
放开我 Get off of me!
怎么还会痛 I feel it!
你到底想要我怎么样 What do you want from me?
-把里程给我 -什么 - Miles. - ‭Uh, what?
我知道你们有钱人的信用卡积分能兑换里程 I know all you fancy people have rewards cards.
被关了那么久 我很想去旅行 Being all cooped up has given me the travel bug.
但我存了很久呢 But I've been saving those.
我有半年都去加油站买日用品 I bought groceries at a gas station for six months
就为了得到三倍积分 to get triple points.
我们给莉莉准备的生日早餐 For -- For Lily's birthday breakfast,
是山寨的夹心饼干 we gave her something called Pop Zarts.
今天之内 I want them in my account
把里程转到我账户 否则我就告诉小卡 by the end of the day or I tell Cameron.
但我差不多能兑换两张去巴黎的非热门时段机票了 But I almost have enough for two off-peak flights to Paris.
"猴子扳手"[坏事精] Ha, "Monkey wrench."
你还说得真轻巧 Yeah, that's putting it mildly.
不是 这是修好坏掉的大猩猩的方法 死蠢 No, that's how you fix a broken gorilla, you dummy.
你在这呢 进行得如何 Oh, there you are. How did it go?
不顺利 Not well.
他恼羞成怒 说我是老古董 He got all mad, called me old-fashioned.
我 我可给艾丽克斯买了本 Me -- the guy who bought Alex a book
有关成功商业女士的书 on successful business ladies.
不好意思 我没听懂 Sorry, I didn't understand that.
请再说一遍 Please try again.
那个咖啡研磨机怎么老和我说话 Why does that coffee grinder keep talking to me?
你信守诺言 Well, you kept your end of the bargain,
所以我会给你做香肠 so I'm gonna make the sausages,
然后来讨论下一步计划吧 and we'll talk about the second step later.
没有下一步 我已经去说过了 There's no second steps. I did it.
我不想再听到这件事了 That's the last I want to hear about it.
真是"谢谢"你啊 杰 Thanks a lot, Jay.
我本应该忽视你的话 I should've ignored you,
但你的话影响了我 but you got in my head.
什么呀 我第一次听到这事情呢 About what? This is first time I hear of this.
我开始想或许她真的对我有点颐指气使 I started thinking maybe she does boss me around
所以我找她谈了 谈得有点过火 a little bit, so I confronted her, things got heated,
现在她叫了车要走了 and now she called a car and she's leaving.
我谈过最棒的恋爱 The best relationship I've ever had,
估计要结束了 and I think it might be ending.
最后一次听你的话了 杰 Last time I listen to you, Jay.
别担心 宝贝 事情总会 Don't worry, papi. Those things have a way
-迎刃而解的 -算了 这还能怎么做呢 - of working themselves out. - Eh, what're ya gonna do?
是个好问题 你还能"怎么做"呢 Yeah, that's a good question. What are you going to do?
我宣布我不行了 I'm calling it.
当我死了吧 I'm done.
正在给"布莱了""拨号" Calling Brian Dunn.
别别别 No. No, no.
我欠他钱呢 I owe him money.
杰 你得去跟雪莉谈谈 Jay, you need to talk to Sherry
和她说这都是你的馊主意 and tell her that it was your idea.
我已经遵守约定了 I've kept up my part of the bargain.
你别跟我来哥伦比亚人那套 Now, don't go all Colombian
和我说如果我不和雪莉谈 and tell me if I don't talk to Sherry
你就不做香肠 you're not making those sausages,
因为我已经吃了第二颗降胆固醇药了 'cause I already took a second statin.
对不起 这次你得不到你想要的 Sorry, for once, you're not getting your way.
雪儿 有空吗 Hey, Sher, got a sec?
不好说 司机巴特弗还有两分钟就到了 Uh, tough to say. Bartev is two minutes away,
但软件显示车在转圈 所以... but his car is spinning, so...
我知道你在生曼尼的气 I know you're upset with Manny.
这都怪我 That's on me.
是我说了话影响了他的想法 I put some ideas in his head.
你知道 我对他来说就像个英雄 You know, I'm kind of a hero to him.
我没想引起任何麻烦 I didn't mean to cause any trouble.
你知道 我很爱他 You know, I'm crazy about the kid,
我只是想确保他处于良好的恋爱关系之中 and I just want to make sure he's in a healthy relationship.
歌洛莉亚让你这么做的 是不是 Gloria put you up to this, didn't she?
很复杂 It's complicated. ‭
你看得出这有多讽刺吧 You do see the irony of this, right?
她担心曼尼被人控制 She's so worried about Manny getting bossed around,
但她对你这样就没问题啦 yet she has no problem bossing you around?
-不不 不是这样 -真的吗 - No, no, that's crazy. ‭- Really?
你本来是这么安排下午时光的吗 Is this how you wanted to spend your afternoon?
不 我讨厌这样 No, I hate this.
我一整天都计划好了 Man, I had a whole day planned.
听着 我打算让曼尼着急几个小时 Listen, I'm gonna let Manny spiral for a few hours,
然后我们就上楼 and then we're gonna go back upstairs
"移家具"去 and move the furniture around.
天啊 居然真是"那档事" Oh, God, it was that.
但你需要为自己发声 But you need to stand up for yourself.
你回去 告诉歌洛莉亚 You go back in there, and you tell Gloria
你受够了对她唯唯诺诺 that you're tired of being told what to do.
-让我想一下 -别想了 - Let me think about it. - Don't think.
-做就对了 -好 - Just do it. - ‭Okay.
天啊 Oh! Oh.
放轻松 你有的我都看过 Relax. It's nothing I haven't seen before.
我以前可是在男子摔跤队 I was on the boys' wrestling team.
你想要什么 我已经把里程给你了 What do you want? I transferred the miles.
我收到了 我决定了我不想旅行 但... I got 'em. Decided I don't want to travel, though --
我把他们都换成礼品卡了 converted them all into gift cards.
不不不 他们说你不应该这么做 No, no, no, they say you're not supposed to do that.
我决定我想要点其他的 I decided I want something else.
我想搬到楼上 I want to move in upstairs,
我爱掉毛发 我要高效空气过滤器 and I want a HEPA air filter on account of I shed.
我跟你说过租出去了 我不能不让人家来住 I told you it's rented. I can't just cancel on them.
你确定吗 You sure about that?
因为我得不到我想要的 Because when I don't get what I want,
我就能让事情变得"很难受" I can make things real uncomfortable.
好冷 好冷 Oh, cold, cold!
怎么了 What's going on?
没事 Nothing.
米奇尔和我聊天呢 Mitchell and I's just talking.
不不 我们没 我不能 No, no, we weren't. I can't --
我不能再忍受了 对不起 I can't take this anymore. I'm sorry.
-我没给假释委员会写信 -什么 - I never wrote the letter to the parole board. - ‭What?
我想撒谎 但我做不到 I -- I tried to lie, but I just -- I couldn't do it.
但你对我撒谎却没问题啊 Yet you had no problem lying to me.
你就让我姐姐待在可怕的监狱里受罪吗 You just let my sister rot in that horrific hell hole?
得了吧 他们每周二都能吃玉米卷 Oh, please, they have a Taco Tuesday!
-小卡 我们能谈下吗 -等下 - Uh, Cam, c-can we talk? - Oh, hold up.
我在翻看一些 I'm just looking through some pictures of me
我帮你家人忙的照片 helping out your family.
这是我带杰和歌洛莉亚去机场 Here I am taking Jay and Gloria to the airport,
这是我帮艾丽克斯搬到大学宿舍 and, oh, this is me, uh, helping Alex move into her dorm room,
谁能忘了菲尔的大变活人魔术 and who can forget when I helped Phil with that magic trick
我让他把我变没了 and let him make me disappear.
你没在那个相片里 You're not in that picture.
这说明我帮忙很到位 That's how good I am at helping out.
现在我们来看看 Now let's take a look at some pictures
你帮我家人的照片吧 of you helping out my family.
小卡 我有尝试写信 Cam, I tried to write the letter.
我真的有 但她触犯了法律 I -- I really did, but she broke the law,
她得到了公平的判决 and she got a fair sentence.
她不应该提前出狱 She did not deserve to get out early.
我真的撒不下这个谎 I-I couldn't bring myself to lie about it.
少来了你 Oh, give me a break.
我曾听你亲口说出 I have heard you say the words,
"头发烫得真好看 曼尼" "Nice perm, Manny."
你可以没下限到那份上 You can get there.
我是法界人士 I am an officer of the law.
-我宣过誓 -那我们的誓言呢 - I took an oath. - What about our oath?
要爱彼此 尊重彼此 To love, honor, and --
为彼此的家人说谎 and lie for each other's family.
没有那句 Oh, that's not part of it.
但暗含在内了 But it's implied.
住口 别吵了 Stop. Stop.
米奇尔说得对 Mitchell's right.
我一整天都在恐吓他 I spent the day terrorizing him.
我是个糟糕的人 I'm a horrible person.
我不该这么早出狱 I should still be in jail.
看我偷了什么 Look what I took.
那是我的剃须刀吗 Is that my beard trimmer?
也能剃其他地方的毛 Works on other hairs.
对不起 I'm sorry.
我偷 我骗 我操纵他人 I am a thief and a liar and a manipulator.
不能放任我这样的人重返社会 I can't be trusted to rejoin society.
别这么说 你会没事的 Hey, don't say that. You're-you're gonna be fine.
小卡尔怎么办 What about little Cal?
他在这过得很好 He's doing so good here.
我只会毁了他 I'm just gonna ruin him.
我需要监管 需要重新被关起来 I need supervision, to be locked back up.
你们知道我能去哪弄辆皮卡 You guys know where I can get a pickup truck
和一根大链子吗 and a big ol' chain?
我去偷个租碟亭回来 I'm gonna steal me a Redbox.
帕姆 你 Pam, hey, you...
你不必回监狱 明白吗 You don't have to go back to prison, okay?
你可以住在楼上 You can stay upstairs.
你是真心的吗 Do you mean it?
你们的租客怎么办 What about your renters?
我们取消 We'll cancel, um,
我们会帮你照顾卡尔 and-and we'll help take care of Cal
直到你重新站稳脚跟 好吗 until you can get back on your feet, okay?
家人是第一位的 Family first.
放在相册里 One for the book.
我去楼上安顿一下 如果可以的话 I'm gonna go get settled upstairs. if it's okay,
我泡完澡再下来照顾卡尔 I'll come back down for Cal after my tub.
谢谢你们俩 Thank you both.
我不会忘记这份恩情的 I won't forget this.
你真善良 That was so sweet.
我很高兴卡尔能留下来 I'm glad Cal gets to stick around.
现在小帕住在这 And now with Pam here,
我们去布兰森时她可以帮忙喂猫 she can feed the cat while we go to Branson.
辛格医生 您凝胶涂得绝妙 Dr. Singh, that is some exquisite gel work,
作为一名准护士 and I say that as a soon-to-be nurse
和用很多发"胶"的人 佩服 and someone who wears a lot of product in his hair.
谢谢 Thank you.
海莉 你有没有服用产前维生素 Haley, have you been taking your prenatal vitamins?
我会确保她从现在起按时服用 I'll make sure she does from now on.
放松点 妈 Calm down, Mom.
每天吃一颗药这种事我能记住 I can remember to take a pill every day.
真能记住吗[避孕药] Can you?
听到心跳了 There's the heartbeat.
听起来好快 这正常吗 Oh, it-it sounds so fast, is everything okay?
很正常 宝宝的心跳听起来就该是这样 No, that's good. That's the way a baby's heart should sound.
他说得对 He's right.
听起来是一个非常健康... It's the sound of a very healthy --
怎么了 What?
还有另一个心跳 There's a second heartbeat.
宝宝长了两颗心吗 A baby with two hearts?
我吃那块大麻布朗尼时不知道自己怀孕了 I didn't know I was pregnant when I ate that brownie!
-我当时不知道 -海莉 深呼吸 - I didn't -- - No, H-Haley, breathe.
你怀了双胞胎 You're having twins.
那不可能 你弄错了 That's impossible. It's a mistake.
没有弄错 我很擅长我的工作 It's not. I'm pretty good at this.
她没弄错 在这能看到两个宝宝 She's right. You can see them right here.
我不能生双胞胎 I can't have twins.
我们准备好迎接一个宝宝 现在加倍了 That's twice as many babies as we were expecting.
是啊 我们会寡不敌众的 Yeah, they'll outnumber us.
我们家里怎么住得下两个宝宝 How are they gonna fit in our place?
我的身体怎么装得下两个宝宝 How are they gonna fit in my body?
永远会有一个宝宝是醒的 One is always going to be awake.
我永远别想睡了 双胞胎婴儿车那么宽 I'll never sleep again. And those double-strollers are so wide,
我再也不能进精品店买东西了 I can say goodbye to ever shopping in a boutique.
-海莉 不会有事的 -你又不知道 - Haley, everything's gonna be okay. - You don't know that.
-我知道 -我搞不定这些 妈 - I do! ‭- I'm in way over my head, Mom, I --
但你不是一个人 But you're not alone.
是啊 还有我在 Yeah, I'll be here.
有他在 但我指的是我 有我在 Yeah, he'll be here, but I meant me. I'll be here.
可你最近没怎么支持我 Yeah, but you kind of haven't been lately.
我知道 I know, I know,
我十分抱歉 and I'm very sorry about that,
但正如你很快就会发现的那样 but as you're about to find out,
做妈妈十分复杂 being a mom is very complicated.
幸运的是 会激发很多母性本能 Luckily, there are these instincts that kick in,
特别是你的孩子遇到麻烦时 especially when your kid's in trouble.
所以假如你应顾不暇了 So if you're ever overwhelmed,
我就在你的肩头 I am right over your shoulder
骑在蜂鸟的翅膀上 on the wings of a hummingbird.
这下我知道她的大麻布朗尼是从哪来的了 Now I know where she got the brownie.
我会在你身后一起骑蜂鸟 邓太太 And I'll be right behind you on that hummingbird, Mrs. D.
这只蜂鸟只能一个人骑 It's kind of a hummingbird for one.
好了 曼尼和他女朋友没事了 Okay, Manny and his girlfriend are good.
煮起来烤起来吧 Let's boil and broil.
谢谢你 杰 这就给你做两根香肠 Thank you, Jay. Two sausages coming up.
两根 当我是男团的小屁孩吗 Two? What, am I in a boy band?
全做了 Make 'em all.
雪莉具体是怎么说的 So, what did Sherry say exactly?
没说什么 你懂的 主要都是我发话 Not much. I, you know -- I did most of the talking.
希望她现在不会再对曼尼那么颐指气使 Well, hopefully now she'll stop being so controlling.
是啊 Yeah.
不过其实挺好笑 Funny, though.
什么好笑 What is?
只是嘛... 你懂的 Well, it's just that, you know,
你很担心曼尼妻管严 you were worried about Manny being pushed around,
但如果你反省一下 and if you think about it,
你也整天对我发号施令啊 you've been sort of pushing me around all day.
好笑的地方在哪 What's the funny part?
没啊 只是... No, it's just --
这想法从何而来 Where's this coming from?
没有啊 我自己随便想到的而已 Nothing, it's just something I thought of.
少来 你才不想事情 No, you don't think of stuff.
-是雪莉说的吧 -才不是呢 - This is Sherry. - ‭No, it isn't.
但如果是她说的 这话也不无道理啊 But if it were, she'd have a point.
是吗 所以你觉得我很爱控制人吗 Oh, really? So you think I'm very controlling?
那这荣耀交给你 以后医生你选 Well, you're welcome to choose the doctors,
修缮工你挑 朋友聚会你来安排 pick the handymen, make plans with friends,
取消聚会你去说吧 cancel plans with friends.
行行行 我懂了 Okay, okay, I get it.
不不不不 No, no, no, no.
你的确是应该多管管事了 You do need to take more control.
而且择日不如撞日 Actually, from now on,
你的香肠怎么烹调自己来决定吧 you should decide how to cook your own sausage.
行啊 你以为我不会吗 Fine, you don't think I can do it?
咖啡研磨机 我该怎么做她的独家酱料 Coffee grinder, how do I make Gloria's special sauce?
现在你不出声了吗 Now you're quiet?
杰 Hey, Jay.
-准备好出发了吗 -去哪 - You ready to go? - ‭Go where?
歌洛莉亚说你会帮忙我 Gloria said you'd help me put in a skylight
给海莉家装天窗 at Haley's new place.
是的 我吩咐她这么说的 Oh, yeah, I empowered her to say that.
搬家进行得如何 How's the move going?
很好 非常好 So good. Really good.
好得不能再好了 Good, good, good, good.
-那很好啊 -一点都不好 - That's good. ‭- No, it's not.
简直就是场灾难 那屋子太小了 It's a disaster. The place is too small.
所有东西都需要修 我努力保持冷静 但... Everything needs fixing. I'm trying to stay calm, but...
他们的屋顶有个洞啊 杰 There's a hole in the ceiling, Jay --
屋顶有洞啊 a hole in the ceiling.
雨水会滴到婴儿床里 Rain is gonna fall on the crib.
万一... 万一有只猫头鹰 What -- What happens if a -- an owl
叼了个松果飞过时松嘴了呢 picks up a-a pinecone and drops it?
-我的孙儿会被松果砸到啊 -别犯傻了 - My grandchild's gonna get hit with a pinecone! - Don't be silly.
猫头鹰怎么会叼着松果呢 What would an owl be doing with a pinecone?
最多也就是叼着老鼠或囊地鼠宝宝罢了 At the most, it would be a mouse or a baby gopher.
迪兰感觉开始靠谱点了 Dylan seems like he's getting his life together,
但他最多也就算是个未知数 but he's still a wild card at best.
我完全懂你现在的感受 I know exactly how you feel.
我想你是真懂 当年你也觉得我是未知数吧 I guess you do. I was your wild card, huh?
我当年没多少信心 I didn't have a lot of faith.
你那时候耳边还吊着羽毛之类的吧 Didn't you have feathers hanging off your ear?
-是阻挡恶梦的捕梦网 -那就是我的恶梦 - It was a dream catcher. - It was my nightmare.
我想我懂你要说的意思了 I think I see what you're saying.
我能变得这么棒 没道理他不行 If I can become awesome, so can Dylan.
我才不是这个意思 That's not what I'm saying.
鬼知道之后会变怎么样啊 Who the hell knows what's gonna happen?
让我告诉你人生是怎么回事 Let me tell you something about life.
我们都有觉得自己能掌控人生的错觉 We all have this illusion that we're in control.
我想去打职业橄榄球 I wanted to play pro football,
结果被人弄得膝盖不行了 some guy takes my knee out.
我从校园毕业 I graduate from school,
打算骑着摩托穿越全国 I'm gonna drive my motorcycle across the country,
结果被抽签到去当兵 and some suit pulls my draft number.
我努力工作让我女儿能读完大学 I worked my ass off to send my daughter to college,
一个玩杂耍的家伙把她肚子搞大 some juggler knocks her up.
大人 再次跟您道歉 Again, sir, I'm very sorry about that.
我投入无数年心血建立起我的生意 I put in the years, I build my business
好让自己不用臣服于其他人 so I don't have to answer to anyone,
可现在我还是得历经磨难 and I still have to jump through hoops
才能换得香肠吃 to get a damn sausage.
最后这部分我听不懂 You lost me there at that last part.
听我说 我的意思是 Look, all I'm saying is things
计划永远赶不上变化 are always gonna change,
所以你得关关难过关关过 and you have to deal with it.
但好消息是 五年后的这时候 But the good news is, five years from now
当你跟自己的孙儿玩的时候 while you're playing with your grandkid,
今天早就抛到九霄云外了 you won't even remember today.
我还没有用这个角度想过 I hadn't thought about it like that.
谢谢你 杰 Thanks, Jay.
海莉与迪兰要搬回来跟我们住了 Huh. Haley and Dylan are gonna have to move back in with us.
没关系 我受得了 That's okay. I can handle that.
她怀了双胞胎 She's having twins.
给你来根香肠吧 Let's get you a sausage.
谢谢 Thank you.
帕梅隆·塔克 2213 灰岩大街 加州洛杉矶
那是一箱衣服 It was a box of cloth.
是小帕请她母亲给她寄来 Pam asked her mom to ship to her,
三天前寄出的 three days ago.
你演了一出崩溃好戏好留在这里 You faked that break down so you could stay here.
干得漂亮 律师 Well done, counselor.
你看 这就是为什么我写不出那封信 See! This is why I couldn't write that letter for you.
你对你坑蒙拐骗的事情毫无悔意 You have no remorse for your lying, stealing ways.
但我盯上你了 But I'm on to you.
我会让你付出代价 And I'm going to make you pay.
你省省吧 No, you ain't.
就你这小身板 You're tiny.
那是我们的台灯吗 Hey, hey! Are those our lamps?
小帕 Pam!