周一早上怎么样？ How about Monday morning?
不，我有一件从CIA那来的某人的东西。 No, I have a thing with someone from CIA.
Johnson 或者其他人。 Johnson someone or other.
－都是有关 Kinsey 的。 －那么周末有什么大的计划？ - It's about that whole Kinsey thing. - Any big plans for the weekend?
哦，耶。大计划。 非常大的 。 Oh, yeah. Big. Huge!
－是的，我也没有。 －你在说什么？ - Yeah. Me neither. - What are you talking about?
我只是出去买了我世界闻名的煎蛋的配料。 I just walked in with a whole handful of ingredients for my world famous omelet.
－世界闻名，嗯哼？什么配料？ －蛋。 - World famous, huh? What's in it? - Eggs.
我我觉得这可不算配方。 I don't think that that actually qualifies as a recipe.
哦，别骗自己了，有一个秘密配料 Oh, don't kid yourself. There's a secret ingredient.
不过我不能告诉你，或者我只能杀了你了。 I can't tell you what it is, or I'd have to shoot you.
是啤酒吧？ It's beer, isn't it?
我等会再打给你。 Let me call you back.
好的。 I knew it.
喂 Hello.
－你是 Jack O'Neill ？ －是的 - You're Jack O'Neill. - Yes.
有个更好的问题，你是谁？ Here's a better question- who are you?
这不重要 It doesn't matter to anyone.
你只要知道…… All you need to know is...
你毁了我的生活！ you ruined my life.
我们应该早点到，当真正的交易仍然可用。 We should have gotten here earlier, when the real deals were still available.
宝贝，才早上7点。 Honey, it's 7:00 a.m.
Joe，从那边开始，如果你可以找到一个能在客厅用的台灯。 Joe, start there and see if you can find a lamp that would work in the TV room.
哦，我的上帝呀，看！ Oh, my Lord, look!
他们有哪些古老的英国茶具。 They have those old English tea tins.
－安全警报 －他们刚刚通过了 C9走廊。 - Security breached. - They just got corridor C9 open.
好吧，我们走。 All right. Let's go.
请问， Excuse me.
多少钱？ How much?
那么，这些家伙走过栏杆，看到了一个猿坐在那。 So there's this fella who walks into a bar, and he sees an ape sitting there-
抱歉，错了！他看见了一只大猩猩 Sorry, no. He sees a gorilla.
就是它，没错。 That's it. Right.
一只大猩猩坐在那，在喝可乐。 There's this gorilla sitting there drinking a Coke.
接着他对服务生说 So he says to the bartender...
“嘿！那个大猩猩喝的是什么？” "Hey, what's with that gorilla drinking that drink?"
然后，服务生说：“恩 Well, the bartender says, "Yeah.
猿通常喜欢可乐。” That ape usually orders a Coke."
我是说啤酒，他通常喜欢啤酒。 I mean, a beer. He usually orders a beer.
老板，到底是猿还是猩猩，你知道他们是完全不同的物种么？ Boss, is it an ape or a gorilla? They're a completely different species, you know.
这不重要。或许是只猴子 It doesn't matter. The point is-
重点是 Joe，你能剪头发是件好事。 The point is, Joe, it's a good thing you can cut hair.
很不错。 Very good, Fred.
－剪完了么？ －完成了。 - Are we about done here? - All set.
因为某些人在哪里正给自己弄辆新车。 Because someone somewhere out there...
不论他们知不知道，你知道我什么意思？ needs themselves a new car, whether they know it or not.
我感到今天能做好生意。 I feel the power to sell moving through me today!
孩子们，这只是一部分。 Boys, it's been a slice.
- 谢谢你，Fred。 - 回头见，Fred。 - Thanks, Fred. - See ya, Fred.
鞠躬。 Bow down now.
向我儿子表现出你们的崇敬。 Show your reverence for my son...
强大的武士 Klorel ！ the mighty warrior Klorel.
Hail Apophis. Kel Apophis。
哦，本周我们正在书友会里读最好的书。 Oh, we are reading the best book in book club this week.
它叫做“女人的心”，而且是个很有力的故事。 It's called The Heart of a Woman.
每当我想到它的时候，我就…… It is such a powerful story. Oh, every time I think about it, l-
－你喜欢听故事？ －真抱歉，你的店里今天发生了什么事？ - You want to hear a story? - Sure. What happened today at the shop?
和工作无关，我有个故事。 No, it's not work related. I have a story.
－什么意思？ －你知道的，就像你读的书一样 - What do you mean? - You know, like in those books you read.
只是不是不同。 Only different.
好吧，当然。 Okay, sure.
是关于一个冒险家小队 SG-1。 It's about a team of adventurers known as SG-1.
他们通过一种叫做星际之门 They travel to other planets...
的外星装置到别的星球旅行 through an alien device known as a Stargate.
他们的领队是无畏的 Jack 上校。 Their leader is the fearless Colonel Jack-
O'Neill，小心…… O'Neill, prepare yourself for...
最终减速。 extreme deceleration.
Yeah，谢谢你，Teal'c. Yeah. Thanks, Teal'c.
在你下次看见你家之前你和 You will get to see your home one last time...
你星球上的 before you...
所有人都已经被 and everyone on your planet...
毁灭了。 are destroyed...
并且你的种族将不再打扰 Goa'uld， and your kind will disturb the Goa'uld no more.
那么谁是 Goa'uld ？ So, who are the Goa'uld again?
坏家伙。 The bad guys.
是这个 Skaara 的特征？ And this "Skaara" character?
恩，我想你说的名字是 Klorel 。 Yeah, I thought you said his name was Klorel.
我知道这有点难理解。 稍等 I know it's a little complicated. Just wait.
我还没说到精彩的部分。 I haven't gotten to the good part yet.
抱歉。 I'm sorry.
就这个？ That's it?
我想是吧，无论如何。 I think so. For now, anyways.
地球发生了什么？ What happens to Earth?
不知道。 我是说我还没有领会到那部分。 I don't know. I mean, I haven't figured that part out yet.
好吧，爸爸，你得完成它。 你不能让故事才说到一半就结束。 You gotta finish it, Dad. You can't just end a story in the middle.
我和你说 I tell you what-
你把你的家务都做完， 我明天会把故事说完。 you get all your chores done, and I'll finish the story tomorrow.
家务？我们是“安曼教徒” （17 世纪晚期从门诺教派脱离出来的一个再洗礼派正统教派） Chores? What are we, Amish?
－去做作业。- Andy! - Go do your homework. －Andy!
他也太早熟了。 He's gotten so precocious.
你不喜欢，是么？ You hated it, didn't you?
好吧，你也知道我不是个大科幻迷 Well, you know, I'm not the biggest science-fiction fan.
－不过，不，不。 －它是 But, no, no. It was-
这只是太具体了，你怎么想出来的？ It was just so detailed. How did you come up with it?
老实说，我也不知道。 他就是匆匆地存到我脑袋里。 Honestly, I don't know. It just sort of popped into my head.
不可思议，真的么？ That's amazing, really.
你不喜欢他的什么？ What didn't you like about it?
别挑我毛病 Don't get me wrong. It was exciting.
这很激动人心。 It's just that, personally...
只是，我喜欢关于人与人之间关系的故事。 I like stories that are more about interpersonal relations...
并且放大一些较小的需要作的事。 and a little less to do with things blowing up.
夜空中有一个燃烧的火球！ A giant fireball in the night sky!
你说那些人是军事单位？ You say these folks are a military unit?
是的，他们是美国空军。 Yeah, they're part of the US Air Force.
可是他们到别的星球旅行。 But they travel to other planets.
通过星际之门。 Through the Stargate.
是一个实践旅行机器。 Which is a time-travel machine.
是一个允许立即履行到其他世界的能 It's an alien device that creates a stable wormhole...
制造出稳定虫洞的外星机器。 allowing instantaneous travel to other worlds.
－这和时间无关。 －老板，有个问题 - Time has nothing to do with it. - Boss, a question.
－那些 Gould 。－Goa'ulds. - These Gould- - Goa'ulds.
没关系。坏家伙， Never mind. The bad guys.
－你说他们的脑子里有条蛇？ －共生体，没错。 - They've got snakes in their heads? - Symbiotes, yes.
那么那些肚子里有蛇的呢？ What about the fellas with the ones in their bellies?
他们有所不同，他们叫做 Jaffa 。 他们孵化共生体直到他们准备寄生。 They're Jaffa. They incubate the symbiotes until they're ready for implantation.
你看 Joe，这是乱搞。 Now, you see, Joe, that's confusing.
老板，他说的对。我是说为什么那里坏家伙不止一种？ He's right, boss. Why can't there be just one kind of bad guy?
你知道，蛇到他们脑子里，他们变得邪恶，结束。 You know, snake goes in the head, makes them evil, the end.
－叫做：蛇人。 －是啊，蛇人这名字不错。 - You could call 'em the Snake People. - Yeah. Snake People is good.
他们不叫蛇人。 他们叫 Goa'uld 。 They're not called the Snake People. They're called the Goa'uld.
而且 Jaffa 并不是坏家伙。 And the Jaffa aren't bad guys.
他们是被奴役的战士。 他们错误的相信 Goa'uld 是他们的神。 They're enslaved warriors who mistakenly believe that the Goa'uld are their gods.
并且，这不是胡搞，这很复杂。 And it's not confusing, it's complex!
我的座位，整个时间的边缘 Edge of my seat the whole time.
美国空军，需要我帮你接谁？ United States Air Force. How may I direct your call?
你好，我试着找一位你们的官员。 Hi. I'm trying to reach one of your officers...
一位 Jack O'Neill 上校 a Colonel Jack O'Neill.
两个L的。 Two L's.
请问你的姓名和电话的种类？ May I have your name, please, and the nature of your call?
－我的名字？ －是的。 - My name? - Yes, please.
没错，没错，当然。 Right. Right. Of course.
我的名字是 Joe Smith 。 My name is Joe... Smith.
听着，我明白 O'Neill 上校很难找到。 Listen, I realize Colonel O'Neill is probably unavailable...
在某些地方执行很重要的任务，但是… off on some important mission somewhere, but-
我知道这是个奇怪的请求。 I know this is an odd request.
我的意思是如果你认识 O'Neill上校 I don't know if you know Colonel O'Neill personally, but...
你可以向我描述他么？ could you describe him to me?
你知道的身高，体重，鞋子尺码，这类…… You know, height, weight, shoe size, sense of humor, that sort of thing.
我真的不能告诉你，先生。 I really can't do that, sir.
当然，没错 Oh. Of course. Sure.
国家机密。 National security.
我理解正确的话 Now, am I understanding correctly...
空军确实有一个 Jack O'Neill 上校？ that there really is a Colonel Jack O'Neill in the air force?
这就是你想给他的留言，先生？ Is there a message you would like to leave for him, sir?
没错，谢谢。 That's fine. Thank you.
最后 So, in the end...
Ry'ac 解除了 Apophis 的控制。 Rya'c was freed from Apophis's control.
Teal'c，Drey'auc 和 Ry'ac, 再次成为一家人了。 Teal'c, Drey'auc, and Rya'c were once again a family.
不过 Teal'c 还是返回了SGC指挥部 But Teal'c is still going back to Stargate Command...
为了 Jaffa 的解放？ to fight for the freedom of the Jaffa?
是的，当然。他准备带着 Drey'auc 和 Ry'ac 去一个安全的地方。 Of course. He's going to take Drey'auc and Rya'c to a place where they'll be safe.
那么 Goa'uld 没有往 Ry'acs 牙里放更多炸弹？ So, the Goa'uld won't put any more bombs in Rya'c's teeth?
没错，睡觉吧。 That's right. Now, go to sleep.
很酷的故事，爸爸。 Cool story, Dad.
Joe，近来你哪来的那些想法的？ Joe, where do you get these ideas you've had lately?
我不知道。 I don't know.
完全成形的想法。情节，人物 他们就这样出现在你脑子里了？ Fully formed ideas, plots, characters- they just appear in your head?
基本上是。 Basically.
你为什么这样看着我？ Why are you looking at me like that?
我想你已经有了一种睡眠中的创造力。 I think you've gotten in touch with your dormant creativity...
使你爆发出那些想象。 accessed your wellspring of imagination.
什么？ What?
我读到其他人身上发生的这些。 I've read about this happening to other people.
你开放了自我内心的想法。 You're opening yourself up to your inner muse.
我内心的想法？ My inner muse?
这是你中年的疾病。 It's your midlife crisis.
是么？ It is?
除非替代你被侵蚀的年轻，买辆跑车 Except instead of chasing your youth by buying a sports car...
或去做滑翔机运动 or going hang-gliding...
你寻求通过创作的不朽 you're seeking immortality through creativity.
－我们养不起一辆跑车。 －亲爱的，这是好事。 - We can't afford a sports car. - Honey, it's a good thing.
尤其当你没有关于怀孕女人的事情的时候。 Especially if it means you're not going to have an affair with a younger woman.
你说 Teal'c 在 O'Neill 之前勇敢的面对当听到抢夺者的事。 Wait. You said Teal'c put his face up to that head-grabber thing before O'Neill.
他为什么没有先抓住一个抢夺者？ Why didn't he get grabbed first?
你这家伙，我告诉过你，把你的问题放到我说完。 Guys, I told you. Save your questions until I finish.
现在，什么出现在了 O'Neill 的脑子里？ Now, what was left of Colonel O'Neill's mind...
设法去拨一个星门地址。 managed to dial a gate address...
一个他们从来没有拨过的。 one they had never dialed before.
The Asgard? Asgard ？
那些灰色的小人，没错。 Those little gray guys. Right.
闭嘴，让他说完。Burt. Shut up and let him finish, Bert.
那么…… And...
我不想听起来不领情 I don't want to sound ungrateful...
因为我真的，真的感激你把那些东西从我脑子里拿走 because I really, really appreciate you getting all that stuff out of my head.
但是你们应该明白， But you folks should understand...
我们已经在战场上了。 that we're out there now.
我们也许没准备好接受那么多的知识， We might not be ready for a lot of this stuff...
但我们在进我们所能在做。 but we're doing the best we can.
你们已近向着成为第五个伟大的种族迈出了第一步。 You have already taken the first steps towards becoming the fifth race.
那么，Furlings 呢？ 我们曾经听说过他们？ What about the Furlings? Are we ever going to hear about them?
哦，当然。 我肯定我们听过很多关于他们的故事。 Oh, of course. I'm sure we'll hear lots of stories about them.
我是说我会补充的。 I mean, I'll make one up.
Furlings. 他们听起来很可爱 Furlings. They sound cute.
就像 Ewoks 。 Like Ewoks.
Andy 快点吃否则就要错过校车了，甜心。 Andy, finish up, or you're going to miss your bus, sweetie.
- 早安。 - 早安。 - Good morning. - Good morning.
我想你今天整理草坪。 他就像在你后院生长的麦田。 I want that lawn done today. It looks like a wheat field's growing in our backyard.
放学后，我保证。 After school, Mom. I promise.
儿子，你去整理草坪， Son, you get that lawn finished...
我就告诉你所有有关 Reetou 的。 and I'll tell you all about the Reetou.
酷！ Cool!
再见妈妈，再见爸爸。 See you, Mom. See you, Dad.
－对SGC的立足点情况 - The Reetou? - Foothold situation at the SGC. －Reetou ？
Joe, 不要采取这种错误的方式 Joe, don't take this the wrong way...
不过你可以在故事里用电倒叙。 but maybe you should cut back on the storytelling a bit.
－为什么？ －没什么 - Why? - Nothing.
好吧，我听到镇上的人的一些议论。 It's just, well, I've heard a few comments from people in town.
什么人？ People? What people?
不是每个人每次剪头时都愿意听 Jack O'Neill 和 SG-1 的。 Not everyone wants to hear aboutJack O'Neill and SG-1...
他们喜欢听我的故事。 every time they come in for a haircut.
或许他们只是有礼貌，亲爱的。 They like hearing my stories.
而且这不光是在店里。 Maybe they're just being polite, dear. And it's not just at the shop.
Sam 在杂货店里说每次你在那都对他唠叨不休 Sam at the drugstore said you talk his ear off every time you're there...
Marjorie 在银行里，Lennie 在加油站都是。 and Marjory at the bank, and Lenny at the gas station.
Charlene，是你让我随着我的想法走的 Charlene, you were the one who told me to follow my muse.
而你现在让我停下来？ Now you want me to stop?
你把他们写下来怎么样？ What if you write them down?
你是说像个作家那样？ You mean, like a... writer?
把他们写到纸上。 Put them on paper.
你可以让他们就像店里的杂志一样。 You can have them there in the shop, like the magazines.
这样一来，如果人们想读它，他们会的。 That way, if people want to read them, they can.
长官，时间必须精确，只有几秒。 Sir, the timing has to be exact. Just a few more seconds.
时间差不多了，走！ It's going to have to be close enough. Go!
年轻的 Hammond 中将。 Young Lieutenant Hammond...
面对艰难的抉择。 faced a tough decision.
然而，奇怪的四人... Yet the strange foursome...
那陌生人好像是苏联间谍。 hardly seemed like Soviet spies.
亲爱的，凌晨3点了，快来睡觉。 Honey, it's 3:00 in the morning. Come to bed.
让我写完我的故事。 Just let me finish this story.
你昨天和前天晚上都是这么说的，你必须在4个小时后起床。 You said that last night and the night before. You've got to get up in 4 hours.
如果你的脚坏了还怎么帮别人剪头？ How are you going to cut people's hair if you're dead on your feet all day?
稍等。 In a minute.
他们最后互相拥抱，看着对方的眼睛。 They embraced, and he looked into her eyes one last time.
他取走了心中的悲伤。 He walked away with sadness in his heart...
她看着他离开，感到她再也见不到他了。 and she watched him go, wondering if she would ever see him again.
－结束。 －可怜的女人。 - The end. - That poor woman.
你认为 Do you think...
她怀孕了？ she was with child?
你只需等到结尾。 You'll just have to wait until the sequel.
－你取笑我。 －我眼睛里有东西。 - You've got to be kidding me. - I got something in my eye.
哦，你也很温柔。 Oh, you're such a softy.
晚上见，亲爱的。 See you tonight, honey.
－再见。 －再见，Cindy. - Bye. - Bye, Cindy.
－早上好， －嗨 Calvin。 - Morning, boys. - Hey, Calvin.
Joe, 你似乎有那些纽约的杂志来的信。 Joe, looks like you got some letters from those magazines in New York.
感谢你的来信。 "Thank you for your submission.
真不幸 Unfortunately"-
感谢你的兴趣，愿你今后能有好运。 "Thank you for your interest. Best of luck in the future."
你看，我觉得你不应该发这个关于 Seth 的。 See, I'm not sure you should've sent in this one about Seth.
－这不是你最好的故事。 －他们退回了 Hathor 的？ - It wasn't one of your best. - They rejected "Hathor?"
因为他是神。 But it was gold!
－爸爸！ －我在写故事。 - Dad. - I'm writing!
正经事，爸爸，你得来看看这个。 Seriously, Dad, you've got to see this.
一个极端冒险的准备 Prepare for an extreme adventure.
什么？ What?
来看。 Check it out.
四个出色的英雄在新的特别系列中。 Four excellent heroes... in an extraordinary new sci-fi series...
明星 Dick Marlowe 扮演 Danning 上校 starring Nick Marlowe as the wry Colonel Danning.
实际问题是，我的制服上没写“上校”。 As a matter of fact, it does say "Colonel'"on my uniform.
都是原作上没有的事。 There's no such thing as original thought anymore.
我们都一遍遍涌现出一样的老想法。 We're all just regurgitating the same old ideas over and over again...
一个平庸的巨型熔炉。 boiling them down to a giant melting pot of mediocrity.
Douglas Anders 饰演 机器人 Krell。 Introducing Douglas Anders as Grell, the robot.
今秋，虫洞 X-Treme 即将来到。 Wormhole X-treme- coming this fall.
他们偷了我的创意。 They stole my idea.
嘿，不论发生了什么，你反对的话可以告他。 Hey, whatever happened to that lawsuit you guys had against-
－这个电视剧叫什么？ －虫洞 X-Treme ？ - What was that show called? - Wormhole X-treme?
它只拍了一集就取消了。 Nah, it was canceled only after one episode.
－糟糕的指责。 －我喜欢。 - Bad ratings. - I liked it.
更喜欢你的故事，老板。 Not as much as your stories, boss.
当然，我又有了新的。 它是昨天晚上进我脑袋的。 Actually, I have a new one. Just came to me last night.
SG-1 发现一个巨大的小行星向地球靠近。 SG-1 finds out there's a giant asteroid headed toward Earth-
我看了电影，是 Paris。 I saw the movie. Hits Paris.
不，不一样。 Nah, this is different.
故事开始于一个业余天文学家。 It starts when this amateur astronomer-
事实上 Joe，你总是对的。 我真没心情。 Actually, Joe, if it's all right with you, I'm not really in the mood.
哦，别这样，你不想知道 SG-1 是如何阻止它的吗？ Oh, come on, now. Don't you want to know how SG-1 stops it?
我正准备告诉你。 Here, I'll just tell you.
Carter 少校在货船上解释了超空间窗口,直到…… Carter is able to expand the hyperspace window from the ship until it surrounds-
看，不想冒犯，但是这些家伙能从 Apophis 手上解救地球几次呢？ Look, no offense, but how many times can these folks save the world from Apophis?
－目前为止几次？五次？六次？ －这是关于 Anubis 的。 Apophis 已经死了。 - What's it up to now, five, six times? - This is about Anubis. Apophis is dead.
有什么不同？你知道想说什么？ 这有些重复。 What's the diff? You know what I'm saying? It's getting a little repetitive.
我是说从现在起我们得有些其它事情可以讨论，除了 SG-1。 I mean, come on now. There must be other things we can talk about besides SG-1.
你打高尔夫么？ You guys play golf?
Joe，我得和你谈谈。 Joe, I need to talk to you.
－亲爱的，就一会。 我正在那里。 －亲爱的, 别打了。 - Just a second, honey. I'm in the zone. - Honey, stop typing.
－写。 －请别打了。 - Writing. - Please.
什么事？ What's up?
我希望你别写了。 I want you to stop.
我刚停了。 I just did.
我的意思是永远别写了。 I mean permanently.
－什么？ －我仔细检查了我们的帐单。 - What? - I've been going over our bills-
你本周提早关了3次店。 为了回来写故事。 You closed the shop early three times this week to come home and write.
我关门是因为没生意了。 I closed the shop because business has been slow.
－你没看到他们的联系。 －别担心 - And you don't see the connection? - Don't worry.
一旦我认识了一些出版商，房产经纪 Once I get a few stories published, land an agent, things'll get better.
一切都会好起来的。 Three hundred and twenty-six.
你收到了这么多的退信。 That's how many rejection letters you've received.
我们只需要一家说 "yes."。 You only need one "yes."
他们再也不会读他们了。 只是原封不动的寄回来。 They're not reading them anymore, just sending them back unopened.
Burt 和 Gordy 喜欢。 Bert and Gordie like them.
他们为你工作，他们还能说什么？ They work for you. What else are they going to say?
你没有把他们读完。 You haven't even read them all.
我假日读，白天读， Sentinel 。 I read "Holiday," "The Light," "The Sentinel."
好吧，我承认。他们有些小缺点， Okay, I admit those may have been a few small missteps.
－不过整体来说他们越来越好，不是么？ －我不知道。 - But they're getting better, aren't they? - I don't know.
好吧，那么你认为问题出在哪？ 告诉我，或许我能改正。 What do you think the problem is? Tell me. Maybe I can fix it.
恩，其中之一，对我来说似乎那个小队 Well, for one, it seems to me like the team interaction...
交互不是我习惯的开头。 isn't what it used to be in the beginning.
你完全不喜欢？ 不，不喜欢 - You hate them all? - No, I don't.
我恨你正在做的。 I hate what this is doing to you.
你真想要我停下来？ You really want me to stop?
Joe, 这真的比你的生计更重要？ Joe, how can this really be more important than your livelihood?
比你的家庭更重要？ Than your family?
其实 Charlene. 我不认为可能够停下来。 Honestly, Charlene, I don't think I can stop.
为什么不行？ Why not?
这些故事 These stories...
我认为… I think-
你认为什么？ Think? You think what?
我认为他们都是真的，Charlene？ I think they're real, Charlene.
我没有虚构，他们正在某地发生着。 我能看见他们是因为这石头。 I'm not making them up. They're happening somewhere.
我无法解释，不知道为什么 I can see them because of the stone.
我觉得它允许我看见这些不可思议的事情。 I can't explain it. Somehow I think it allows me to see these incredible things.
你相信这些都是真的发生着的？ That you believe are really happening?
是的，在这，试试。 Yes! Here, try it.
它在哪？ Where is it?
你拿了它？ Did you take it?
Charlene? 你对它作了什么？ Charlene, what'd you do with it?
Charlene! 你对我的石头做了什么？ Charlene! What have you done with my stone?
这是为了你好。 It was for your own good!
喔！他是完全疯了还是什么？ Has he totally lost it or what?
Joe 别这样，你需要帮助。 Joe, please. You need help.
儿子？如果你知道它在哪，告诉我。 我没疯，我需要我的石头。 Son, if you know where it is, tell me. I'm not mad. I just need my stone.
－妈妈？ －别管他。 - Mom? - You leave him out of this!
Joe,求你了，你吓着我们了。 Joe, please! You're scaring us.
是的 Yes!
你去哪？ Where are you going?
我不知道。 I don't know.
他不能死。 He can't be gone.
他死了。 He's dead.
Daniel 死了！ Daniel's dead.
他不能死 He can't be dead.
Gordy, 你在折磨地板。 Gordie, you're wearing out the floor.
－先生们。- Calvin. - Gentlemen. －Calvin.
漫长的一天？ Slow day?
你带来了什么，Calvin ？ What have you got, Calvin?
看上去是一堆帐单和从那些杂志社来的信。 Looks like a stack of bills and a couple more letters from those magazines.
扔了他们。 Toss them.
还有一封从空军来的信。 There's also another letter here from the air force.
你读读。 You read it.
亲爱的 Spencer 先生。 "Dear Mr. Spencer...
关于你会见 Jack O'Neill 上校的请求。 Regarding your request to meet with Colonel Jack O'Neill...
我们很抱歉的通知您…… we regret to inform you that"-
嘿 Joe Hey, Joe...
如果你真的很确定这是真的。 if you're so sure this is all real...
那么为什么我们不继续用更多的信来探究呢？ then why don't you follow it up with more than just letters?
打电话给他们。 如果是真的，告诉他们你知道的。 Call them up. Tell them what you know. If it really is true-
你开玩笑？我宁可消失。 Are you kidding? I'd disappear in a heartbeat.
－你认为？ －相信我 - You think? - Believe me.
如果政府不处理我，NID 肯定会。我看见了发生了什么。 If the government didn't get me,NI D is sure to. I've seen it happen.
还记得 Armen Sellick 么？ Remember Armin Selig?
死了！ Dead.
很好。 Right.
好吧，看 Well, look...
我得去干我的事了 I gotta get back to my route now.
－你们自己小心点 －谢谢你 Calvin. - You guys take care. - Thanks, Calvin.
你好 Jack。 Hi, Jack.
Daniel. Daniel.
我一走你看你把自己弄得那么糟。 I leave, and look at the mess you get yourself into.
是的！ Yes!
Charlene! Charlene,你不会相信的！ Charlene! Charlene, you won't believe it.
Oh, 你在这阿。 真不敢相信。 Daniel 还活着。 Oh, there you are. Honey, it's incredible. Daniel's still alive.
我是说我知道他上升到了一种更高层次的存在，但是他 I mean, I know he ascended to a higher plane of existence, but he-
你在干什么？ What are you doing?
Andy 和我准备回娘家一段时间。 Andy and I are going to my mother's for a while.
如果你对拯救我们的婚姻有一点点兴趣 If you have even the slightest interest in saving our marriage...
你会找到能帮助你的人的。 you'll see someone who can help you.
我不需要心理医生 I don't need a shrink.
亲爱的, 别这样，求你。 Honey, don't do this. Please.
来吧！亲爱的！ Come on! Honey!
来吧！，我们会解决好的。 Come on. We can work things out.
Charlene 看，我们的问题很小…… Charlene, look, our problems are small compared-
我们谈谈 Wait, just- Let's talk.
－看看我们是否能够说清楚。 －再见 Joe, 我会打电话给你的。 - Can we just talk this out? - Good-bye, Joe. I'll call you later.
等等！ Charlene! Wait! Charlene!
亲爱的 O'Neill 上校。 Dear Colonel O'Neill...
我明白你是个大忙人 I understand you are a very busy man.
无论如何，我怀疑你收到了我寄给 However, I must wonder if you are actually getting...
你的每封信件。 each and every piece of correspondence I send you.
我通过空军写了很多信并留了很多消息给你。 I have written many letters and left countless messages with the air force...
但是我至今没有收到任何你的回复。 but I have yet to receive any kind of response from you.
因此，我明白我没有选择，除非， Because of this, I have no choice but to take my life into my own hands...
我拿我的生命亲自告诉你 and come clean with you.
我知道每件事…… I know everything.
－Geez , 吓着我了，你在这干嘛 －对不起 - Geez, you scared the hell out of me. - I'm sorry.
没事 Gordy，我只是，很高兴见到你。 It's okay, Gordie. I'm just glad it's you.
老板，如果你没事，我和Burt，我们想先回家了。 Boss, if it's all right with you, me and Bert are going to head home.
今天看来没人会再来了。 It looks like nobody's coming in again today.
是啊。 Yeah.
看，我知道这不是时候，不过…… Look, I know this is kind of a bad time, but-
什么？ What is it?
那么，这里变得死气沉沉 Well, it's been really slow around here, and...
而且我又几分像辞职。 I kind of dropped off an application at the Piggly Wiggly.
我明白，去做你必须做的吧。 I understand. You gotta do what you gotta do.
老板，谢谢你，晚安。 Thanks, boss. Good night.
晚安。 Night.
进入超光速飞行。 Activating hyperdrive!
Standing straight up. Standing straight up.
快，攻击~ Come on, boys! Have at 'em!
长官！ Sir!
谢谢你来看我，你看起来不错。 Thanks for seeing me. You look great.
－你怎么样？ －哦，我很好 - How are you? - Oh, I'm good.
－非常好 －好 - Very good. - Good.
我对发生的事感到很抱歉。 I'm sorry about everything that's happened.
我开车从远处经过你和Andy，我现在明白了。 I drove you and Andy away. I understand that now.
－让我说完。- Joe- - Just let me finish. －Joe-
我太钟爱我的故事兵败什么是最重要的。 I was too wrapped up in the stories to realize what was important.
如果你再给我一次机会,我保证我会把精力放在重建我的 I promise I will focus on rebuilding my business, on providing for my family...
意上，供养这个家。 if you'll give me another chance.
这不管钱的事 It was never about the money, Joe.
是你被这块石头迷住了。 It was your obsession with that stone.
我知道，我知道。我欠你们俩一个解释。 I know, I know, and I owe you both an explanation.
所以我带来了证据证明我所说的都是真的。 That's why I brought you proof that my visions are real.
这是 Jack O'Neill 实际上的样子。 This is whatJack O'Neill actually looks like.
我知道你在想什么，但是我发誓这个画面在我的脑海中 I know what you're thinking, but I swear I saw this image in my mind...
比这张照片要久。 long before it was in the paper.
还有这个，关于六年前太阳大耀斑的报道。 And here. This report about massive solar flare activity from six years ago.
这个从时间上和SG-1 消灭 Apophis 战舰相符。 It coincides with the time SG-1 destroyed Apophis's fleet.
还有这个，沉没的俄国潜艇？ And this, about the sinking of a Russian submarine?
这和 Anubis 的战舰坠毁在太平洋时间相同。 It happened the same time Anubis's ship crashed into the Pacific Ocean.
这只能说明你利用真人真事把他们 It just means that you're using real people and events...
混在一起以支持你的白日梦。 and incorporating them in your fantasies.
这不是白日梦！ Jack O'Neill 是StarGate指挥部的头。 They're not fantasies. Jack O'Neill is head of Stargate Command.
根本没有StarGate指挥部！ There is no Stargate Command!
听我说，我和几个专家谈过你的症状。 Listen to me. I've been talking to several doctors about your symptoms.
他们认为你可能得的是精神焦虑 They think that you might be suffering from something called manic psychosis...
同时还有大量的幻觉。 combined with grandiose delusions.
但是通过治疗和药物 But with therapy and medication...
你或许可以过正常的生活。 you could probably live a normal life.
哦，我的天！ Oh, my God.
他们正在南极上空战斗。 为了地球的生存。 They're fighting in Antarctica for Earth's very survival.
Anubis 的舰队进入地球轨道，就在我们上方。 Anubis's fleet is in orbit above us right now.
Joe 停下来，这不是真的。 Joe, stop it. It's not real.
你不明白。 You don't understand!
如果 Jack 无法及时找到适用古人科技的方法 If Jack can't find a way to use the Ancients' technology in time...
我们都会死！ we're all dead!
再见 Joe。 Good-bye, Joe.
这真的发生了Charlene ！ It's happening, Charlene!
你会看见的，这是真的。 You'll see! It's real!
好的，看 Okay, look.
这明显不是你的地盘。 This obviously isn't your forte.
所以为什么不在你受伤之前放下枪呢？ So why don't you just put the gun down before you get hurt.
别再靠近了！ Don't come any closer.
我知道你的枪不是真的。 I know your gun isn't real.
可是，我的是。 However, mine is.
哦，上帝！我很抱歉，你是对的，这只是个玩具。 请别杀我。 Oh, God! I'm sorry. You're right. It's just a toy. Please don't shoot me.
－我不会拍遐。 －我很抱歉 - I'm not going to shoot you. - I'm sorry.
我以为这是唯一让你听我说的方法。 I just thought it was the only way to make you listen to me.
哦，你走到哪，人们都会听的。 Oh, where you're going people will listen.
他们什么都不会做，但是只是听你说。 They've got nothing to do but listen to what you have to say.
他们穿这漂亮的白外套，满院子的填补墙壁。 They've got nice white coats, padded walls, the whole nine yards.
等等！ Please wait.
你是 Jack O'Neill 准将。 You're Brigadier General Jack O'Neill...
夏安上 StarGate指挥部的指挥。 head of Stargate Command at Cheyenne Mountain.
你习惯于指挥 SG-1 ， 现在由 Samantha Carter 中校指挥。 You used to command SG-1, which is now led by Lieutenant Colonel Samantha Carter.
你有一次访问了一个叫 Argos 的星球 You once visited a planet called Argos...
你血液里的机器人工地改变了你的年龄。 and the nanites in your blood caused you to age artificially.
你曾经完整地把古人的知识库 You've had the entire repository of the Ancients' knowledge...
下载到你的脑中，两次 downloaded into your brain twice.
你的事有，Simpsons，钓鱼 You have a thing for The Simpsons, fishing...
Mary Steenburgen，彩色橄榄石 Mary Steenburgen, the color peridot...
而且你的乒乓打的非常糟糕。 and you're a terrible Ping-Pong player.
－我们见过？ －我的名字叫 Joe Spencer。是个理发师。 - Have we met? - My name is Joe Spencer. I'm a barber.
这都是真的，是么？ It's all true, isn't it?
我见过的每件事。 Everything I've seen-
星际之门，Goa'uld，Asgards ？ the Stargate, the Goa'uld, the Asgards.
都是真的。 It's all real.
告诉我这是真的，我需要知道。 Tell me it's real. I need to know.
Joe，首先。 Well, first of all, Joe...
我乒乓打得不糟。 I'm not a terrible Ping-Pong player.
你我之间，我完整的见到类似的事。 Between you and me, I totally see the analogy.
Burns 成了 Goa'uld。 Burns as Goa'uld.
－谢谢 －别担心 - Thank you. - And don't worry.
我不会说关于你的感情的…… I won't say a word about your feelings for-
非常敬重你。 This is such an honor.
我不知道该如何感谢你为我们星球所做的一切。 I don't know how to thank you for all you've done for our planet.
没有任何一个词语能够形容！ There are not enough words.
很高兴见到你。 It's nice to meet you too.
Joe Spencer. Joe Spencer.
你炸毁太阳的时候给我留下了很特别的印象。 I was particularly impressed with the time you blew up that sun.
恩，谢谢，我帮了点忙，不过…… Well, thank you. I had a bit of help.
还有知道整个 Pete Shanahan 的事情…… And as far as this whole Pete Shanahan thing goes-
Jackson 博士，我只能说，感谢上帝你会来了！ Dr. Jackson, can I just say thank goodness you're back?
并不是说那个 Jonas 不好 Not thatJonas was a bad guy...
所有这些之后你们又在一起了，你属于这里 SG-1 。 but after all you've been through together, you belong here with SG-1.
谢谢。 Jack? Thank you. Jack?
他是个理发师。 He's a barber.
- 打断以下。 - 好的。 - Broke into your house? - Yeah.
第二周都排满了。 Second week in a row.
－警报。 －我正在想狗。 - Alarm. - I'm thinking dog.
你可以试试把前门锁住。 You could try locking your front door.
Joe，理发师。 Joe, the barber.
请坐。 Please be seated.
你这有些什么， Carter ？ What have you got there, Carter?
恩，初步测试显示 Joe 拥有和你相同的古人基因。 Initial tests show thatJoe possesses the same Ancient gene as you do.
我只是想让你知道， I just want you to know if you ever need me...
如果你想我适用南极的椅子装置， 来保卫地球，我会去的。 to use the chair device in Antarctica in defense of the planet, I'm there.
谢谢！ Thank you.
其他的，他的生理方面完全正常。 Other than that, his physiology is completely normal.
不是有人多人都有古人基因的么？ Do not a great many people possess this Ancient gene?
恩，我的意思是为什么我是唯一能感到那些事的？ Yeah, I mean, how come I'm the only one seeing these things?
是啊，好问题，请回答。 Yes. Good question. Pray tell.
不幸的是，我们掌握的古人的生理是非常有限的。 Unfortunately, our knowledge of Ancient physiology is fairly limited.
其他我们所知的 The only other thing we know is...
这个Joe是否掌握了很多我们的机密情报？ Joe has somehow managed to gain access to huge amounts...
大体上关于 SG-1 。 of classified information, mainly in regard to SG-1...
并且这些影像以某种方式通过他找到的石头传递给他。 and that these visions are somehow connected to the stone he found.
有关石头的呢？ Anything on that?
Daniel 正在找。他说有类似的某样东西。 Daniel's looking into it. He did say there was something familiar about it.
你说你接收到那些影像只有在你接近石头的时候？ You claim to receive these visions only within the proximity of the stone.
或许这石头和你的遗传物质有某种联系。 Perhaps there is a connection between the stone and your genetic predispositions.
我知道头发试你看上去有些不同， 但是你不是习惯于金色的么？ The hair makes you look different, but didn't you use to be more gold-colored?
我想我找到了！ I think I've got it.
花了我一些时间去找，不过…… It took me a while to track it down, but-
－你也有一个？ －他们是一套。 - You have one too? - Think they're a set.
Jack 你记得 P3R-233 吗？那个星球…… Jack, you remember P3R-233? The planet where l-
你发现一面镜子并且把你送到一个平行世界，那里地球 Where you found the quantum mirror that sent you to an alternate reality...
被 Goa'uld 侵略。 where the Goa'uld invaded Earth.
- 嘿，伙计。 - 嘿，Jack。 - Hey, fella. - Hi, Jack.
－这些就是我们带回来的，从 －P3R-233 ？ 是的， - This all the stuff we brought back from- - P3R-233? Yeah.
你帮我归档？ Came down to help me catalog it?
的确，我的荣幸。 You bet. My favorite.
但是它不得不等等了。 But it's all going to have to wait.
Hammond 要求一份简报。 Hammond called a briefing.
我们有情报传回。 We got some intel back...
显示 Apophis 不像我们想象的那样死了。 indicating that Apophis might not be so dead as we thought.
一些关于 Something about...
Chulak 的事。 Chulak.
我认为这石头可能是古人远距离通信工具。 I think the stones were a kind of Ancient long-range communication device...
允许人们看见很远之外的事情，类似于精神上的通讯。 allowing people to see events over great distances through some psychic connection.
Jack 一定有一个活动连接于石头和打包起来的第二块石头之间。 Jack must have activated the link between the stones by picking up the second stone.
既然,所有这些都是必须的， After that, all that would be required...
要接近石头，使连接激活。 is a certain proximity to the stone for the connection to be activated.
看看石头，被放在基地的档案室。 Seeing as how the stone was being stored in the base archives-
但这不足以解释其他石头如何……哪儿？它在哪？ But that doesn't explain how the other stone got to the-Where was it?
一个旧货摊。 A garage sale.
一个人卖给我说这是他祖父从埃及挖出来的。 The person who sold it to me said his grandfather found it on a dig in Egypt.
这仍然无法解释接近问题。 But that still doesn't explain the proximity issue.
我是说，如果石头被 O'Neill 将军摸过就被放在了那里。 If the stone General O'Neill touched was kept here...
Joe 如何能够看见将军身上发生的每件事？ how was Joe able to see everything that happened to the general off-world?
我觉得他见到最多的时候大多是 Jack 在基地里做笔记的时候。 He was getting most of it from when Jack was writing his reports here on the base.
石头只是被放在几层上面。 The stone was being stored just a few levels above.
这就是为什么故事写起来那么容易。 That's why the stories were so easy to write.
就好像别人替我作好了大多数工作一样。 It was like someone else had done most of the work for me.
你说，所有这些都被退稿了？ And you say they all got rejected?
等等 Wait a second.
如果石头像 Daniel 所说的那样工作。 If the stones work the way Daniel says...
O'Neill 将军是否也可以看见 Joe 的生活？ shouldn't General O'Neill have been able to see elements of Joe's life as well?
理论上可以。 Theoretically, yes, he would.
保龄球联盟，周四晚？ Bowling league Thursday nights?
- 你看到了？ - 你有比赛，孩子。 - You saw that? - You got game, son.
等一下 Wait a minute.
你看见印第安纳一个理发师的一部分生活？ You've been seeing parts of the life of a barber in Indiana for seven years...
七年来，你从未提起？ and you never mentioned it?
不，我肯定说过，我说过。 Yeah. Sure I did. I know I did.
不，没有，你没说过，长官。 No. No, you didn't, sir.
没有么？ I didn't?
－你就不觉得有点奇怪？ －事实上没有 - You didn't find that the least bit odd? - Actually, no.
我觉得很放松。 I found it quite... relaxing.
我只有大约10分钟，而且我真的得回去工作。 I only have 10 minutes, and I really need to get right back to work.
很难启齿，我想离婚。 There's no easy way to say this- I want a divorce.
我知道，我知道，你什么都是对的， I know. I mean, you have every right to.
但在我们到那步之前，有个人想见见你。 But before we get to that, there's someone who'd like to meet you.
他来了。 Here he comes now.
Sharlene，Jack O'Neill 将军，美国空军。 Charlene, meet General Jack O'Neill of the United States Air Force.
很荣幸见到你，女士。 It's a pleasure to meet you, ma'am.
我想我们有很多事可以谈。 I think we have some things to talk about.
这都是真实的 It's all true.