翻译 草草 油腻希 gggeold 吃冰棒
《犯罪心理：演变》前情提要 Previously on "Criminal Minds: Evolution"...
看来这里有名活跃了几十年的杀手 Looks like there's been an active killer up here
我们一直没发现 for decades that we never knew about.
校对 灰灰是菇凉
我喜欢这种热情 I love the enthusiasm.
但上级不会喜欢这样 But the brass is not gonna like this.
时间轴 树
道格·贝利有一个技能 Part of Doug Bailey's skill set
就是知道部门的重点关注是什么 is knowing where the department's focus is.
他想关停行为分析组 He wants to shut down the BAU.
总监 灰灰是菇凉
又是这一套杀人装备 Whoa. That's another kill kit.
我们觉得这些案件有关联 We thought these cases were connected --
集装箱案 罗伊·基尔克莱斯特案 the shipping container, Rory Gilcrest,
还有这位断脊髓男 our spinal cord guy.
现在有了确凿的证据 And now we have our smoking gun.
我们以为由于疫情 We thought the shipping container
集装箱案在2020年停止了 ended in 2020 because of the pandemic.
相反 不名嫌犯召集了追随者 Instead, the UnSub gathered followers
他让这些追随者开始作案 that he's now activating.
这是一整张作案网 This is a network.
在被抓到前自杀 Kill yourself before you get caught.
这就是加入杀手网络的魔鬼交易 That's the Devil's Bargain for joining the network.
有些实验室化验员已经开始 Some of the lab techs are starting to call
称呼这不名嫌犯"刺客" this UnSub "Sicarius."
如果我们能阻止"刺客" If we stop Sicarius...
那就连贝利也动不了我们 Not even Bailey can touch us.
那是谁 Who's that?
穆斯 我的爱犬 Ah, that's Moose. He's my floof.
他就是个大傻子 He's a big old goofball.
不会吧 You don't say?
我们找到洞了 但没东西 没有杀人装备 We found the hole. It's empty. No kill kit.
因为他已经拿走了 Because he's got it already.
支援就到 你们方位 Backup's on the way. What's your 20?
嫌犯在高速以西约两百码处 Suspect is about 200 yards west of the highway,
正在向交流道逃窜 headed toward the access road.
我们走 Let's go.
不不 别包围他 No, no, no. Do not box him in.
我们需要抓活的 We need to take him alive.
嫌犯向警察开枪 Suspect has fired on officers.
我们不能放走他 We're not letting him go.
听我说 Listen to me.
如果他认为自己已经走投无路 就会... If he thinks he's cornered, he's gonna --
该死 Shit!
杀人装备完好 Kill kit's intact.
嗯 我们拿到了杀人装备 Yeah. We recovered the kill kit.
不明嫌犯没能活捉 Not so much with the UnSub.
华盛顿州 西雅图
我永远都投不中 I'm never gonna get it.
别这么说 Oh, don't say that.
每个人都要从零开始嘛 Everybody's got to start somewhere, okay?
我们得勤加练习 We just got to practice.
慢慢来 Slow down.
心无杂念 Just clear your mind.
我做不到 I can't.
你在说话 You're talking.
五分钟 Five minutes.
我们要迟了 We're gonna be late.
别理你妈 Ignore your mother. Just --
我听到了 I heard that.
好啊 太棒了 Yeah! Nice.
好样的 Attagirl.
好了 进去吧 Alright, go inside.
当局认为嫌犯与... Authorities had linked the suspect to --
我讨厌轮到格温妮的父母带零食 I hate it when Gwennie's parents bring snacks.
他们穷 所以总带橙子片 It's always orange slices because they're poor.
你知道还有谁不是富人吗 You know who's not rich?
我们 Us.
霍莉 快点 我们走了 Holly! Come on! Let's go!
妈妈 你看到我的手机了吗 Mom, have you seen my phone?
早啊 孩子 Oh, morning, kiddo.
没有 用手机定位功能找吧 No, just use the find-my-phone thingy.
也许是昨晚派对上 你把手机落在 Maybe you left it next to Sabrina's vape pen
萨布丽娜的电子烟旁边了 at the party last night.
你好讨厌 你偷了我的手机吗 You suck. Did you steal my phone?
是你自己落下的 You left it.
那不代表你就可以拿 Well, that doesn't mean you can just take it.
不 停下 停止 No, no, no, no. Freeze. Stop.
哈洛 你拿她手机了吗 Harlow, do you have her phone?
好吧 拿上你的东西 把她的手机拿来 然后上车去 Okay, take your stuff, get her phone, get in the car.
你 给我个解释 You, explain yourself.
对 昨晚有人抽电子烟了 Yes, there was vaping last night.
我没抽 我发誓 No, I didn't do it. I swear.
我正在发短信嘲笑萨布丽娜 I was making fun of Sabrina on text
-麦迪逊加入了进来 -不 - and then Madison joined in - No, no.
停下 上车去 Stop, stop. Just get in the car.
我得跟你妈妈谈谈这事 Your mother and I need to talk about this.
哈洛 你死定了 Harlow, you are dead.
你相信她说的话吗 Well, do you buy it?
我不知道 I don't know. I --
她还算有判断力 She's got a good head on her shoulders,
我相信她 so I think I do.
但她也可能是骗过了我们所有人 Yeah, but maybe she's just got us all fooled.
或许她还有性生活了 Maybe she's having sex.
或许她吃素了 Ugh, maybe she's a vegan.
亲爱的 Oh, honey.
我们的孩子绝不会是素食主义者 Our kids would never be vegans.
我喜欢有你在身边 I like having you around.
你真的这么快就要再出去奔波吗 You sure you gotta get back on the road so soon?
疫情结束了 Pandemic's over.
系统不会自己维护自己 Systems aren't gonna maintain themselves.
记住 这里也有需要你 Well, remember, you've got maintenance
维护的东西 to do around here, too.
我知道 I know.
好吧 我们要迟了 Alright. We're gonna be late.
我们大概六点回来 We'll be back around 6:00.
水费... Oh, and the water bill --
自动付账又不知出什么问题了 something's wrong with the autopay again.
余额
转账失败 转账金额超过您的可用信用额度
早 查德 Morning, Chad.
姑娘们都出去了... The girls aren't here --
抱歉打扰您 沃特先生 Sorry to bother you, Mr. Voit.
袋棍球队 But the lacrosse team
在为今年的训练之旅做年度筹款 is doing their annual fundraiser for this year's training trip,
不知您需不需要订阅什么杂志 and I was wondering if you might need any magazine subscriptions.
我们现如今基本都在网上看新闻了 You know, we actually get most of our news online nowadays.
我们不用了 So I think we're good.
还是谢谢您了 Thanks anyway.
抱歉打扰 Sorry for the inconvenience.
老天爷 我们怎么说的 儿子 Christ's sake, hey. We talked about this, son.
你得坚定点 You gotta assert yourself.
你好吗 哈尔 How you doing, Hal?
可以帮帮忙吗 Hey, you mind helping out?
得了 沃特 这么没有爱校精神吗 Come on, Voit. Where's your school spirit?
我看看吧 Let me take a look.
你想要什么 《家政指南》吗 What are you looking for, Good Housekeeping?
就选送橄榄球电话那个得了 Just pick the one with the football phone and move on.
你个混蛋... You son of a --
橄榄球电话 Football phone.
给 Here you go.
非常感谢 沃特先生 Thank you so much, Mr. Voit.
您应该会在四到六周内开始收到杂志 You should start receiving issues in four to six weeks,
如果没收到 and if you don't,
可以联系这后面的电话 there's a number on the back you can call.
在训练营好好玩 查德 Have fun at camp, Chad.
好了 好样的 小子 Okay. Good job, buddy.
看 有时就得多加把劲 See? Sometimes you gotta push a little bit,
跟姑娘们也是 just like with the girls.
有新信息
监控选择
好狗 Good dog.
犯罪心理: 演变
"在痛苦面前 没有英雄" "In the face of pain, there are no heroes."
英国著名小说家/记者/社会评论家 代表作《动物庄园》
乔治·奥威尔 George Orwell.
这个混蛋 This fucking guy.
塔拉在过来路上了 Tara's on her way up.
那我们该开始了 Then we should get going.
天啊 这里通勤好顺畅 God, I love your commute.
他们说我要去匡提科工作时 When they told me I'd be working out of Quantico,
我还以为我要每天早上在环城快道的车流里挣扎呢 I thought I'd be fighting Beltway traffic every morning.
你下次请我去城里玩时 Well, remember that the next time you ask me
可别忘了这一点 to go out in the city.
关于那个 Uh, about that.
我在考虑从家里搬出去 I've been thinking about giving up my place.
搬到这边来吗 And move down here?
差不多吧 Eh, something like that.
就是想想 I-I mean, it's just a thought.
可等你回司法部了要怎么办 Like, what would happen when you go back to DoJ?
那我就通勤嘛 Then I'll make the commute.
反正我现在也是两地通勤 只是方向相反 I've been doing it the opposite way already.
是啊 Yeah, I --
我还以为 Here I thought I was just
只是图离得近呢 geographically convenient.
我知道这挺快的 Look, I know it's fast.
我没想给你压力 I don't mean to pressure you.
不是 我... No, it's -- it -- I'm --
我会考虑的 I'll -- I'll think about it.
好 Okay.
你是在西雅图找到集装箱的探员吧 You're the agent who found the container in Seattle.
负责刺客案的那位 The one on the Sicarius case?
抱歉 你是谁 I'm sorry, who are you?
他们确认尸体身份了吗 Have they identified the bodies?
我女儿2007年就失踪了 My daughter has been missing since 2007.
好吧 我们现在还不能 Okay, um, we -- we don't have any information
公开任何信息 但请跟我来 that we can share just yet, but if you follow me,
我可以带你去家属室 I can show you to the family room.
我跟这些人在家属室 I have been waiting in the family room
等了几小时了 with all these people for hours now.
有个男人把杀人装备的应答器密码发给了你吗 So, some guy just sent you the kill kit transponder codes?
是加密的 而且是男是女还不好说 It was encrypted, and I shouldn't assume gender,
但就是这样 but yeah.
那他就只是个告密者 Does that make him an informant or --
还是说是同谋 ooh, a co-conspirator?
重要吗 是那人逼我来的 Does it matter? They forced me here.
等我找到那人 我要让那人尝尝我的 When I get them, I'm gonna give them a knuckle sandwich
拳头... with these two --
但见到你们太好了 Oh, but it is so nice to see you,
我毛茸茸的好朋友们 my fine furry friends.
我跟你们讲过 Ooh, did I ever tell you guys about that time
安网的香肠滤镜出问题的那次吗 that the hot dog filter went on the fritz at SOAR?
但现在不是说那个的时候 Oh, but we can't talk about that right now.
我们只能谈让人难受的事 We have to talk about sad things.
我们掌握了这混蛋什么情报 What do we have on this fuckhead?
刺客吗 Sicarius?
长官 我在所有自杀的不明嫌犯的手机里 Sir, uh, I was able to find a hidden message app
都发现了一个隐秘的通信软件 on all of the suicidal UnSubs' phones,
这帮我找到了一个论坛 是刺... and that helped me identify a discussion platform that Sic--
不 No. No.
是那个混... 我说就不是那味儿了 That fu-- f-- It doesn't sound right coming from --
我找到了不明嫌犯网络 I found the site that the UnSub network
用来沟通的网站 has been using to communicate.
到目前 我只能查公开的帖子 So far, I-I can only get the public posts,
但一切迹象表明 他们就是这样彼此协调的 but all signs point to this is how they're coordinating.
他是怎么找到这些人的 How does he find them in the first place?
考虑到疫情影响 Well, I mean, considering the pandemic
改变行为模式 从杀人 shifted his behavior from actively killing
到找别人替他杀人 to finding others to do it for him,
我们可以猜测 we can assume that
招募应该基本上是在网上完成的 most of that recruitment happened online.
是 但愿意去死的连环杀手吗 Yeah, but a serial killer who's willing to die?
要定下自杀协议得有筹码 A suicide pact takes leverage.
他肯定有私密信息 He'd have to have intimate details
才能让人肯自尽 to get somebody to off themselves.
我们见到了很多因与世隔绝 We have seen a lot of self-radicalization
而极端化的案例 due to isolation.
我们判断他很会侧写 We said he's a good profiler.
他侧写受害人 He profiles his victims.
他侧写追随者 He'd profile his followers.
这是个邪教领袖吗 I mean, are we talking about a cult leader here?
或许吧 或者他自诩为艺术家 Maybe, or maybe he thinks he's an artist,
把杀人装备当画笔一样送出去 giving out kill kits like they're paintbrushes,
教导下一代的连环杀手 teaching the next generation of serial killers.
我们知道他精进技艺的方式之一 We know one way he got good at it.
集装箱里的尸体 I mean, every single body
都是低风险目标 in that container was a low-risk target --
流浪汉 离家者 吸毒者 homeless, runaway, drug user, you know,
最不可能被上报失踪的人 people least likely to be reported missing.
有些人距失踪地已经 Some of them are more than a thousand miles
远隔千里 from where they disappeared.
问题是 我们怎么阻止他 Question is -- how do we shut him down?
好吧 埃尔维斯和我可以负责杀人装备 Okay, well, Alvez and I can take the kill kits, right?
谁制造的 哪里产的 Who manufactured them, where they're from.
可以做一个地理侧写 Could give us a geo-profile
帮我们推测这个网络接下来会对哪里下手 that will help us figure out where this network's gonna strike next.
好 那我们开工吧 Alright, then let's get on it.
我们可以把话说开吗 Can we address the elephant in the room?
这是件大案 I mean, this is a huge case,
而我们自己还在被人盯着 and we have a huge target on our backs.
贝利副局长想解散我们 And Deputy Director Bailey wants us gone.
我们不会散的 We're not going anywhere,
暂时不会 not yet.
我们还有张王牌 We've got an ace up our sleeve.
佩内洛普·加西亚找到了不明嫌犯 Penelope Garcia identified the GPS transponders
埋在全国各处的13套杀人装备的定位应答器 for 13 kill kits the UnSub buried around the country.
在地方警察的帮助下 我们找回了10个 With help from local police, we have recovered 10.
包括昨天自杀的那个 Including the one from the suspect
嫌犯手里的那个 who killed himself yesterday.
对 有三套装备在我们赶到之前 Yes, three of the kits were dug up
就被挖走了 before we were able to get to them.
那么现在可能有三名连环杀手 Which means you have three potential serial killers
而且他们很可能会在高压下自杀 who seem highly likely to kill themselves under pressure.
如果不明嫌犯想自己了断 If an UnSub wants to take himself out of the equation,
有什么不好 what's the big deal?
不好的是 Well, the big deal is that, uh,
每个嫌犯都可能是条线索 every suspect is a potential lead
指向杀人网络的头目 to the head of the network.
他们一死 线索就断了 When they die, that lead goes away.
我们得擒贼擒王 We need to take this thing down from the top.
即便我们把剩下的嫌犯都消灭了 Even if we were to eliminate the remaining suspects,
或者他们自我了断了 or they eliminate themselves,
他怎么就不能 what's to stop him
一次次地再重启新的网络 from just restarting the network again and again?
听你的描述很像恐怖组织 Well, what you're describing sounds remarkably like a terror cell.
你考虑过请国内反恐组介入吗 Have you considered bringing in Domestic Terrorism?
长官 国内反恐组的专长 Sir, Domestic Terrorism's expertise
是应对反政府组织 反权威组织 is in anti-government, anti-authority groups,
这里并没有此类组织参与的相关证据 and there's no evidence of that here.
这是一个连环杀手网络 We're dealing with a network of serial killers
驱动他们的是冲动 并非政治 who are driven by compulsion, not politics.
即便如此 Even if you're right,
公开的力量展示也能给民众安全感 a public demonstration of strength would make people feel safe.
但却不能给他们安全 But it wouldn't make them safe.
国内反恐组会让我们亮出所有底牌 DT would put in protocols that would show every card we have.
那刺客就会有机会改变策略 That'd give Sicarius the chance to adapt.
潘提斯探员 Agent Prentiss,
如果我要在局长面前替你说话 if I'm going to make your case to the director,
得让他知道合适的资源 he needs to know that the right resources
被用来解决问题了 are being deployed on a problem.
行为分析组就是合适的资源 The BAU is the right resource.
他们得证明自己 They need to prove it.
我会尽可能拖住上面 I'll hold off the brass as long as I can.
谢谢 先生 Thank you, sir.
你个两面派的混蛋 You two-faced little jerk.
我真为你骄傲 I am so proud of you.
-怎么样啊 -好激动 - How'd it go? - So excited.
我们赢了 这不是"大消息" We won. That's not "The news".
我考上了 I got in!
爸爸 我考上了 Daddy, I got in!
布拉克斯顿学院 Braxton Academy?
我们去年春天申请的 We applied last spring?
他们能把20%的学生送进常青藤名校 They send 20% of their students to the Ivy League.
私立学校 Private school?
恭 恭喜 C-Con-- Congratulations!
谢谢 Thank you.
那么明年就我一个人坐校车了 It means I'm gonna be all alone on the bus next year.
好啊 Score.
是啊 再不用照顾你了 我可难过了 Yeah, I'm really torn up about not having to babysit you anymore.
公立学校怎么不好了 What happened to public school?
我们跟她说了 如果她成绩好 能考上... We told her that if she got the grades and she got in...
伊莱亚斯 这是她的梦想 Elias, it's her dream.
学费很贵 It's expensive.
封城让我们的存款几乎见底了 Lockdown burned through most of our savings,
-生意也不... -我知道我知道 - business has not been - I know, I know, I know.
我们会有办法的 We will figure it out, okay?
她那么高兴呢 She is so excited.
你去科技间不会更舒服吗 Wouldn't you be more comfortable in the High Tech Room?
我需要烧更多鼠尾草 You know, I-I need to burn more sage
迷迭香和杜松 还要在墙角撒盐 and rosemary and juniper and salt the corners.
我从初创企业文化里学到 You know, what I learned in start-up culture
工作时最好保持社交活动 is that it's good to be social while you work.
还有 我们需要桌上足球桌 Also, we need a foosball table.
好吧 Okay.
你是怎么找到他们的论坛的 So how did you find their discussion forum?
绿帽侠公牛 罗伯特·哈里斯 The cuckold bull guy, Robert Harris,
他的手机上有个通信软件 he had a messaging thing on his phone,
是隐藏在假的天气软件里的 hidden behind a fake weather app,
灭门者 罗伊·基尔克莱斯特 and the family annihilator, Rory Gilcrest,
他的手机上也有一样的东西 had the same one on his phone.
真实罪案在所有媒体上都是 True crime is one of the most popular topics
最热的话题之一 这对我们是个挑战 across all media, and that's a challenge for us.
光是这个论坛上就有55.8万名会员 See, just in this forum, there are 558,000 members.
要找到我们想找的那些 So, looking for the specific ones that we need --
就像在大海里捞蓝针 it's like finding a straw-colored needle in a haystack.
首先 我们要缩小嫌疑人范围 Well, first, we need to narrow down the suspect pool.
关于缩小范围 In narrowing news,
我找到了两个我们已经见过的人 I identified two people we've seen before.
从他们发的贴来看 Now, based on their posts,
这是那三个自尽的不明嫌犯 these are the three UnSubs that have offed themselves,
因为我打开了他们的手机 and because I got into their phones,
我发现他们都跟这个人聊过 I discovered they each chatted with this individual.
用户45125
45125是谁 Who is 45125?
我不知道 I don't know.
他是个连环杀手的可怕尤达大师 He's some sort of terrible Yoda for serial killers,
给出各种建议 doling out copious advice.
所有人都在努力引起他的注意 Everybody's trying to get his attention.
刺客 Sicarius.
好吧 我们需要知道还有谁在跟他联系 Okay, we need to know who else he's been talking to.
所有私信都是走的另一个服务器 All of the direct messages go through a different server.
但知道我可以做什么吗 But you know what I can do?
我可以对比盘查这个论坛上 I can cross-reference everyone on this forum
有谁跟45125先生在公屏上有过交流 with anyone Mr. 45125 has had any public chatting with,
匹配结果 17131个
一共有... and we got...
还是一片汪洋大海 It's still too big of a haystack.
是啊 我的音乐天使 Truth, my angel of music.
《歌剧魅影》中指引克莉斯汀的声音
在这片不小 但小了一些的海洋里 This significant, yet smaller stack
有三名拿走了杀人装备的不明嫌犯 contains the three UnSubs with the kill kits
和我的那位告密者 and my informant.
好了 我们开始翻找 Alright, well, let's start searching
这一大片汪洋吧 through this big, old haystack.
卡姆 我得多接活儿 Cam, I need more work.
我女儿刚得到个好机会 My little girl just got a big opportunity
我们不想错失良机 and we're trying to make it happen.
这事嘛 Yeah, about that.
公司在削减开支 The company's starting to make cutbacks,
而生意并没有恢复到我们预想的水平 and business just isn't coming back the way that we thought.
所以你得让我出去工作 And that's why you need to put me back on the road.
我是你们最好的销售工程师 I'm the best sales engineer that you have.
其实 伊莱亚斯 Actually, Elias,
你的岗位要被裁撤了 your role is one of the ones that's gonna be eliminated.
等等 你要解雇我吗 Wait, are you firing me?
是在削减人员 It's -- It's a reduction in force.
我们还需要你退还公司的车 And we're gonna need you to return the company car.
我有老婆孩子呢 I have a wife and kids.
我的女儿准备要上学了 My -- My little girl is about to start school.
我要怎么养活她们 How am I supposed to pay for that?
销售工程师很抢手的 Well, sales engineers are in high demand.
你又是个好员工 You're a good worker.
我相信你会有办法的 I'm sure you'll land on your feet.
我很抱歉 I'm -- I'm just really sorry.
太好了 That's awesome.
听说他们的袋棍球队特别厉害 I hear they have a killer lax team.
你该申请的 You know, you should apply.
我们可以拼车呢 We could carpool.
别让他抱太高期望 Hey, now, don't get his hopes up.
那种高档学校才不会想要查德这样的孩子 Those fancy-ass schools ain't looking for a kid like Chad.
-又来了 -怎么 - Here we go. - What?
你以为她能进布拉克斯顿 You -- You think she got into Braxton
是因为她比你强吗 'cause she's better than you?
不 他们是想多元化 现在都这样 Nah, they just need to diversify, like everywhere else.
现在纯正的美国孩子没人要了 There's no place for a clean-cut, all-American kid anymore.
他们都只要怪胎 They're all looking for the weirdos.
管弦乐队的 观鸟的 另类的 The orchestra, the birdwatcher, the alterna-whatever --
斯帕克斯先生 我考进布拉克斯顿 Mr. Sparks, I got into Braxton
是因为我很努力 because I worked my ass off.
当然了 Of course you did.
平等只是公平竞争的意思 你知道吧 You know, equality just means an even playing field, right?
你小心点 小姑娘 You be careful, little girl.
你这年纪肯定觉得世界很单纯 The world can seem awfully simple at your age.
有什么问题吗 Hey, is there a problem?
没有问题 Nah, there's no problem.
你女儿似乎以为自己是个大人了 Your little girl just seems to think she's a grownup.
我年纪大到知道什么叫可悲的酒鬼 Old enough to recognize a sad drunk.
霍莉 回家去 Holly. Go inside.
是啊 跑去找妈妈吧 走吧 Yeah, run off to Mama. Shoo.
不要这么跟我女儿说话 Don't talk to my daughter that way.
否则呢 Or what?
来吧 出一拳让我们瞧瞧 Come on, l-l-let's see your best swing.
来吧 Have at it.
哈尔 我今天没心情 Hal, today is not the day.
光说不练 All talk, no action.
你个怂货 You fuckin' beta cuck.
你什么都不会做的 You ain't gonna do shit.
离我们家远点 Just stay away from my family, okay?
那个小贱人还敢为自己说话呢 At least that little bitch has the balls to stand up for herself.
真是个混蛋 What a jerk.
真该有人收拾他 Somebody should do something about that guy.
我很高兴那人不是你 I'm glad you're not that somebody.
有新信息
安全通话 联系我 急事 我知道是你 联系我 快联系我 轮到我了 你在哪 马上联系我
安全通话
弗吉尼亚州的自杀事件 That suicide in Virginia,
林子里那人 是我们的人吗 the guy in the woods, that was one of ours?
对 Yes.
很好 Good.
轮到我了 Then it's my turn.
不行 No.
你说如果我给钱 You told me if I gave you money,
就可以插队的 I could cut the line.
我们遇到了麻烦 We had a setback.
我知道 我看新闻 I know. I watch the news.
联调局先是找到了你的小财宝箱 First, the FBI found your little treasure chest,
然后又找到了你的应答器 and then they found your transponders.
这关我什么事 How is that my problem?
当然关你的事 因为我们中不守规矩的人 That's your problem because more and more of us
越来越多了 have stopped following the rules,
也就是说我要处理的烂摊子越来越多了 which means I have more and more loose ends to tie up.
所以 你耐心等着 So, you wait.
希望你有个好的脱身计划 Well, I just hope you have a good exit strategy.
我有 I do.
等联调局查出什么的时候 By the time the FBI figures anything out,
这个网络早已消失了 the network will be gone.
我也是 So will I.
那我们呢 And the rest of us?
那些给你出钱的人呢 我们怎么办 Those who bankrolled you? What happens to us?
我不要落得他们那样的下场 I won't end up like the others.
我不会朝自己的脑袋开枪的 I'm not putting a gun to my head.
那我们就做个交易 Then let's make a deal.
给我汇款 和第一次金额一样 You send me the same amount of money as the first time,
我就把你挪到名单第一位 and I move you to the top of the list.
那下一个就是我了 So, I'm next.
不 不是下一个 No. Not next.
还有个人得在你前面 There's someone else who has to go first.
我必须看看他能不能成功 I need to see if he pulls through.
这不公平 That's not fair.
我有新玩具想用 I have new toys. I want to use them.
那就照我说的做 本杰明 Then do what I tell you, Benjamin.
这些规则都是有道理的 The rules are there for a reason.
遵守这些规矩 就不用朝自己脑袋开枪了 Follow them and you won't have to put a gun to your head.
这钱你汇不汇 Now, are you going to send the money or not?
我考虑一下 I'll consider it.
真令人作呕 I-It's disgusting.
刺客在这些人心中就像个明星 Sicarius is like a celebrity to these people.
他们写的所有东西都是为了引起他的注意 Everything they write is to impress him.
有个帖子在讨论用盐酸溶解尸体 There's a post on how to dissolve bodies in hydrochloric acid.
他们不仅仅是在争相引起他的注意 They're not just competing for his attention,
还在给相互提供杀人建议 but they're also giving each other how-to tips for murder.
除了恶心的建议外 In addition to the disgusting advice,
他们还分享自己的事 they're also sharing stuff about themselves.
你在调查匿名用户时 While you've been looking into unknown users,
我深入调查了下已知的嫌犯 I delved into the unsubs we're already aware of.
哈里斯 那个绿帽癖公牛 So, Harris, that cuckold bull aficionado --
这段帖子里写了他是怎么想让全世界的人都瘫痪 he wrote this piece about how he wanted to paralyze the world,
然后他发了很多帖子 and then he wrote a bunch of posts
说就算他是残躯 他也要主宰到最后 saying even if damaged, he would dominate till the end.
基尔克莱斯特的帖子里有提到如何破解安防系统 Gilcrest wrote this thing about defeating a security system
和灭门 and taking out a family.
这不仅仅是狂热追随者的臆想[同人小说] It's not just fan fiction.
这就是恐怖试镜 It's creepy auditions.
他们在刺客能看到的地方发帖 And they're doing it in a place they know Sicarius will see them.
而他会给他们提供杀人装备 And he gave them kill kits.
特制的装备 Specific kits.
所以 哈里斯从暗网上得到了麻痹剂 So, Harris gets a paralytic off the dark web
配合他自己开到的处方药 to go with the drugs he's already prescribed.
基尔克莱斯特得到了一个干扰器 这就像谋杀圣诞夜 Gilcrest gets a jammer. It's like murder Christmas.
只不过问题就出在这里 Except here's the rub --
有些杀人装备被埋下地下很久了 some of those kits were in the ground for ages.
刺客不可能提前知道 There's no way Sicarius would know in advance
这些人的需求 what people wanted in them.
他是根据他所埋好的装备挑选候选人 He's picking candidates based on kits he's already buried.
挑选与杀人装备相匹配的凶手 而不是反过来 Selecting the killer to fit the kit, not the other way around.
天呐 佩内洛普 你真是个天才 Oh, my God. Penelope, you are a genius.
而且越来越甚 是养生的功劳 Increasingly so. It's the self-care.
不过又出现了是鸡生蛋还是蛋生鸡的问题 But here's the chicken-and-the-egg problem.
如果我们已经知道这些装备里有什么 If we knew what was in those kits,
我们就能缩小调查范围 we'd be able to narrow our search,
但我们又需要这些杀人装备去追踪嫌犯 but we need the kill kits in order to track down our unsubs.
也许我们不需要呢 Or maybe we don't.
我们可能已经知道杀人装备里有什么了 We may already know what's in those kits.
强酸 勒杀工具和火 Acid, strangulation, and fire.
你确定吗 You're sure?
在集装箱中出现过 The only killing methods represented in the container
但杀人装备中还没出现过的杀人方式 and not represented in these kill kits
就是强酸 勒杀和火烧 are acid, strangulation, and fire.
有帮助吗 And that's helpful?
这正是我们需要的 It's exactly what we need.
这些作案手法或许能帮我们锁定要找的那三名嫌犯 Those M.O.s might point us toward the three unsubs we're looking for.
佩内洛普 新搜查任务 Hey, Penelope, new search.
那些我们还没找到的杀人装备里可能有这些东西 So, this is what might be in those kill kits we're missing.
华盛顿州 西雅图
我知道你想一拳打在那人的脸上 Look, I know you want to punch the guy in the face,
可是那样又有什么用 but what's that gonna do?
他还是我们的邻居 He's still gonna be our neighbor.
那人就是个混蛋 The guy's an asshole.
亲爱的 别想他了 Honey, let it go.
我嫁的那个 What happened to that guy I married
不会被任何事影响的人哪去了 who could let anything roll off his back?
是出了什么别的事吗 Is it something else?
工作上的 Work?
要是你真动了手 You know if you had done anything,
他很有可能会报警的 he would have probably called the cops.
来 或许... Here. Maybe, um...
我可以帮你转移一下注意力 I could take your mind off of it.
亲爱的 跟我聊聊 Honey, talk to me.
你这么一言不发 会吓着我的 When you get quiet like this, it scares me.
我只是有点问题需要解决 I just gotta work some stuff out.
光说不练 All talk. No action.
一张嘴只会说 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
怂货 Beta cuck.
你什么都不会做的 You ain't gonna do anything.
有新信息
钱已汇 到我了
账户存入两万美元
还有一个人在你前面
东西我有
明天下午四点 你可以对目标下手
抱歉 我没想吵醒你 Hi. Sorry. I didn't mean to wake you.
昨晚的事很抱歉 Um, sorry about last night.
我现在好多了 I'm -- I'm better now.
我... 你要去工作 I -- - You have work?
塔尔萨市出了点紧急情况 Emergency trip to Tulsa.
系统出了问题我需要去处理一下 There's a bug in the system I have to work out.
-那你什么时候回家 -周六 - Um, when will you be home? - On Saturday.
爱你 Love you.
我没查到用酸或勒杀的候选人 So, I don't have any candidates for acid or strangulation,
但我找到一个用火的 but I do have one for fire.
用户名"臭名昭著" 在过去几个月中 Username "Notorious" over the past several months
发了37篇关于纵火的帖子 has made 37 posts about el fuego,
有几篇引起了嫌犯45125的注意 and several have gotten the attention of our 45125 unsub.
"我在等待顾客 "I wait for the customer.
顾客需要火时 我就给他们下火雨" And when the customer asks for fire, I rain fire."
他还进行了极其详尽的描述 Yeah, he goes on in excruciating detail
肉体烧焦的气味 还有由于火焰燃尽了所有空气 about the smell of burning flesh and how the victims can't scream
而导致受害者无法尖叫的情形 because all the fire has sucked up all the air.
但为什么会提到顾客 Okay, but what's all this stuff about a customer?
他是一个发了疯的销售员吗 Is this guy some kind of a salesman who lost it?
不 他是退伍军人 No, he's former military.
可能是创伤后应激障碍 Probably PTSD.
你怎么知道的 How do you know that?
我就是知道 Because I know.
如果你的直觉是对的 Well, if your Spidey-Sense is correct, sir,
我百分百相信你 我们就可以拿到那些记录 and I'm sure it is, we can get our paws on those records,
因为国防部会对一切进行分类存档 because the DoD catalogues everything.
所以我只用在五角大楼的记录中 So, all I have to do is cross-reference details
交叉比对帖子上的信息 from these posts with records from the Pentagon.
短短几秒钟 我们就可以... 糟糕 And in mere seconds, we are gonna ha-- Pickles.
拒绝访问
很明显我不在的时候 Apparently while I was away,
国防部决定给我在2012年告诉他们的防火墙漏洞上 the DoD decided to patch that hole in their firewall
打上补丁 I told them about in 2012.
我想他们是决定要更加认真对待网络安全问题了 I guess they decided to take cyber more seriously.
我... I, um --
我可能有别的办法 I might have another way in.
司法部有权限拿到军方的事后报告吗 Does the DOJ have access to military after-action reports?
我需要你帮我一个忙 I need you to do me a favor.
泰勒·格林在阿富汗服役两次 Tyler Green served two tours in Afghanistan,
在军事情报部门工作 working military intelligence.
他是无人机袭击的观察员 He was a spotter for drone strikes.
他的工作就是引诱敌军目标进入射杀区 His job was to lure enemy targets into the kill zone,
观察袭击 然后上报 observe the attack, and report back.
你怎么知道的 How did you know?
"顾客"永远是对的 不是吗 The customer's always right, aren't they?
我们错过了什么 What are we missing?
无人机驾驶员和观察员把指派任务的人 Uh, drone pilots and spotters refer to their assignments
称为"顾客" as coming from "The customer."
可能是中情局或者机密行动 Might be the CIA or a classified op.
无论哪个 他们的训练告诉他们 It doesn't matter. They're trained to give
必须满足顾客的需求 the customer what they want.
现在有些人患了创伤后应激障碍 And now, some of them suffer from PTSD
因为他们在质疑自己当时所做的一切 because they're questioning what they did.
如果那都不算连环杀手训练 If that's not serial killer training,
我不知道什么才算 I don't know what is.
情况变得更糟了 Well. It gets worse.
"在多次因吸毒和拒绝服从命令 "After several reprimands for drug use
而受到训斥之后 and refusal to follow orders,
格林开始在网上发布视频 Green received an other-than-honorable discharge
关于无人机袭击造成的后果 when he started publishing videos
并因此被开除军籍" of the aftermath of drone strikes online."
这就是我们要找的人 This is our guy.
-谢谢你 -不客气 - Thank you. - You're very welcome.
还有一件事 There's just one more thing.
我们知道有创伤后应激障碍的人很多都会自杀 We all know the numbers on PTSD and suicide.
我们也知道刺客招募追随者时 We also know that's a precondition
会有一定的前提条件 Sicarius uses to recruit his followers.
如果这名嫌犯有简易爆炸装置 If this UnSub has some form of IED,
那他一定会用上 he's going to use it.
罗纳德·里根国家机场
道路边仅供临时上下客 Curbside is for immediate loading and unloading only.
在乘客未在道路边准备上车时 No parking, waiting, or stopping until your passengers
禁止停车或者等候乘客 are curbside and ready to load.
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天气 无新通知
我们说的可是一个心怀不满的老兵 We're talking about a disgruntled vet,
正在首都 还可能携带燃烧装置 potentially with an incendiary device, in our nation's capitol.
如果这都不算国内恐怖主义 If that doesn't qualify as domestic terrorism,
你来告诉我 什么才是 you tell me, what does?
你说杀手网络并非受政治驱动 You told me this network wasn't political.
现在看来明显就是 It sure seems that way now.
典型的官僚主义屁话 Typical bureaucratic bullshit.
所有正经活都是行为分析组干的 While the BAU is doing all the real work,
你却想把我们饿死 you try starving us to death,
而现在我们已经站在五码线上了 and now that we're on the five-yard line,
你就出现了 想抢走触地得分的功劳 you show up to take credit for the touchdown.
你来决定 It's your call.
你首先要知道 Just know that if
如果不让国内反恐组介入 we don't bring in DT
那么万一出了什么差错 and this goes wrong,
我不知道我是否能保全你们任何一个人 I don't know how much I can protect any of you.
这案子是行为分析组从头开始调查的 The BAU built this case from the ground up.
我们能联合行动吗 Can we make it a joint operation?
-艾米莉 -我别无选择 - Emily. - I have no choice.
我定位到格林的手机了 I-I-I got a location on Green's cellphone.
我们是同一战线的 We're all on the same team.
卢克 小洁 抓住这家伙 Luke, JJ, get this guy.
你会想看这个的 准备好看场烟花表演了吗
我在看
指挥官 对付这个人 我们得出其不意 Commander, we need to take this guy by surprise.
你让你的手下全副武装出动 You march your men out there in full riot gear,
他老远就会发现我们 he's gonna see us coming a mile away.
我们会考虑你的建议 We'll take it under advisement.
有发现吗 Do we have eyes?
狙击手已发现目标 Knockout has the target in our sights.
距离八百米 Distance 800 meters.
等一下 他们还派了狙击手吗 Wait a minute, they have a sniper?
只是应急手段 He's there as a contingency.
你难道不想有个备用计划 You'd prefer no Plan B?
副局长 我们还没有确认嫌犯是否携带武器 Deputy Director, we haven't confirmed the suspect is armed.
如果他们击毙了他 If they take this guy out,
我们就没办法通过他找到网络头目 we can't track him back to the ringleader.
他是我们对这个15年来最难以捉摸的杀手的唯一线索 He is our only lead on the most elusive killer in 15 years.
谢谢你 但眼下我们有更紧迫的问题 Thank you, but we have more pressing issues right now.
他正往公园里走 He's heading into the park.
嗯 他都计划好了 Yeah, he's got this planned.
这里进出只有两条路 Okay, there are only two ways in and out of here.
这人接受过军事训练 This guy has military training.
一旦他进入公园 If he gets into the park,
里面的人就只能坐以待毙了 those people in there are sitting ducks.
我们必须现在行动 We need to move now.
轮不到你来下命令 That's not your call.
你们是来旁观的 You are observers.
报告情况 I need a sit-rep.
目标似乎并未携带引爆装置 The target does not appear to have a detonator,
但是长官 如果他进入公园大门 but, sir, if he goes through the park gate,
我们没办法一击命中 we're gonna have trouble getting a clear shot.
你们在做什么 Whoa, what the hell are you guys doing?
这个不能再死了 I'm not losing another one.
我们走 Let's go.
这计划烂透了 This is a bad idea.
长官 我们遇到了一个问题 Sir, we've got a problem.
有探员进入了击杀区 We have agents in the kill zone.
命令他们撤回 Order them back.
抱歉 国内反恐组不容我来指挥 Sorry, DT isn't my command.
罗西 如果你不让你的探员远离目标 Rossi, if you don't pull your agents away from that target,
我马上撤去你行为分析组长的职位 I will relieve you from your role as BAU team leader.
太好了 我从来都不想当 Excellent. I never wanted it in the first place.
长官 我无法一击命中 人太多了 Sir, I can't get a clean shot. It's too crowded.
如果那人有炸弹 或者有探员牺牲 If that man has a bomb and those agents die,
都是你的错 this is on you.
不好意思 我好像迷路了 Uh, excuse me. Uh, I think I'm lost.
我想去林肯纪念堂 I'm trying to get to the Lincoln Memorial.
你知道... Do you know --
放开我 Get off of me!
引爆装置在哪里 Where's the detonator?
长官 目标已被制服 Sir, the target is down.
大家好 感谢各位前来 Hello, and thank you for coming.
今日下午 联调局国内反恐组的探员 This afternoon, agents with the FBI's Domestic Terrorism Unit
逮捕了一名连环杀人网络中的成员 apprehended an associate of a network of serial killers
当时他试图在华盛顿特区 as he was attempting to carry out
发动恐怖袭击 a terror attack in Washington, D.C.
这他妈是什么 What the hell is this?
这就是他的行事作风 This is how he makes his move.
是不是行为分析组的成果不重要 Doesn't matter if it was a BAU win.
重要的是他可以将其算作为 Just matters if he can put it
国内反恐组的功劳 on the DT scorecard.
他在吓那些嫌犯 逼他们销声匿迹 He's practically daring them all to disappear.
真是胡闹 This is bullshit.
是行为分析组抓到的泰勒·格林 你个卑鄙小人 The BAU caught Tyler Green, you wank-weasel!
你无处可逃 There is no place you can run,
无处可躲 no place you can hide where
正义终究会找到你 the long arm of justice will not find you.
-宝贝 -嗨 - Hey, babe. - Hi.
-正想给你打电话 -今天工作怎么样 - I was just about to call. - Oh. How'd work go today?
不出所料 Eh, as expected.
新来的人笨手笨脚乱碰装置 New guy fumbled the installation, you know?
事实证明 如果想把事情做好 Just goes to show, if you want something done right,
有时候你必须自己动手 sometimes you gotta do it yourself.
-好的 我爱你 -好的 - Okay, well, I love you. - Okay.
-我也爱你 -再见 - Love you, too. - Okay, bye.
再见 Bye.
潘提斯 等我一下 Prentiss. A moment.
我们得谈谈行为分析组之后 We need to talk about the BAU's future
处理刺客案的问题 handling the Sicarius case.
考虑到组里的大家忙前忙后 Considering the unit did all the legwork
抓到了头号嫌犯 that caught our lead suspect,
我想他们已经证明了自己 I think they've acquitted themselves.
以及在此过程中 辜负了我对他们的所有信任 And in the process, violated any trust I had in them.
埃尔维斯探员和洁婼探员做的... Agents Alvez and Jareau did...
我不是在说他们 I'm not talking about them.
我说的是塔拉·露易丝和瑞贝卡·威尔逊 I'm talking about Tara Lewis and Rebecca Wilson.
你真觉得你能瞒得住我 Did you really think you could hide that from me?
这不是我能决定的 但我表示支持 It wasn't my call, but I stand by it.
对 确实不是你 No, you didn't make that call.
是罗西 也就是说他必须担责 Rossi did, meaning he falls on the sword.
我要撤销他的组长职务 I'm relieving him of his position as head of the unit.
你去找个新任人选 You need to find a new team leader --
以后必须直接向我汇报 someone who will report directly to me.
我已经找到了 I found someone.
谁 Who?
我 Me.
作为部门主管 我负责所有人事决策 As section chief, I make all staffing decisions,
而且我有最终决策权 and my decisions are final.
是的 没错 Yes, they are.
这也意味着只要有理由 我就能解雇你 It also means I can fire you, if given cause.
鉴于你要承担那么多重责大任 Considering all you're going to be taking on,
身兼两职 希望你别给我理由 doing double-duty, I just hope you don't give it to me.
拭目以待吧 We'll see.
不过祝你好运 But hey, good luck.
你以副局长的身份接受过枪械训练吗 Did you take firearms training as Deputy Director?
-什么 -你有 肯定有 - Excuse me? - No, you did. You must have.
但你从未在执行任务时拔过枪 对吗 But you've never pulled your gun in the line of duty, have you?
从未面对过变态杀手 Never faced down a psychopath.
你就是个有警徽的对冲基金经理 You're a hedge fund manager with a badge.
从来没有做过实事 You have never done anything.
等我的团队结案后 So, when my team closes this case,
到时担心丢工作的可不是我 I'm not the one who's going to need to worry about her job.
借过一下 Excuse me.
看来你学了一些新词 So, it seems like you learned a few new words.
创业文化自有其词汇 Startup culture has its own lexicon.
长官 我得给你的电脑做个恶意软件扫描 Sir, I have to put a malware scan on your computer.
-什么 -必须做 - What? - Yeah.
我还以为你已经回家了 Hey. Um, I thought you'd be home already.
我看了新闻发布会 I saw the press conference.
-你还好吗 -嗯 - You doing okay? - Yeah.
只不过是行为分析组里寻常的一天 Yeah, it's just another day at the BAU.
至少我们又抓到了一个坏人 I mean, at least we got another bad guy off the street, right?
他知道了 He knows.
我在司法部的上司打给我 My boss at Justice called.
显然 贝利在那边仍有些拥趸 Apparently, Bailey still has some loyalists over there.
我很抱歉 I am so sorry.
我一接到那通电话 I knew what I was getting myself into
就知道我会卷入什么麻烦 the minute I picked up that phone.
我知道我会跟联邦检察官 I knew it could cost me a very uncomfortable conversation
发生不愉快的对话 但我还是做了 with the US Attorney, and I did it anyway.
因为你 Because of you.
颇具讽刺意味的是 他们因此要将我调回华盛顿 The irony of it all is that they're pulling me back to D.C.
看来事与愿违了 because of it, so, uh, I guess that backfired.
可是你不能走啊 Well, um, I mean, you can't go.
我必须走 I have to.
我的意思是 你不要搬回城里 No, I mean, you can't move back to the city.
我希望你搬来与我同住 I-I want you to move in.
塔拉 我今早提议同居时 Tara, you practically froze up
你都愣住了 when I even suggested it this morning.
别为了迎合我才这么做 Please don't do this because you think it's what I want.
没错 No, I-I did, right?
我是愣住了 I froze up.
我完全投入一段感情 You know, I just -- it takes me
需要时间 a little bit of time with relationships.
侧写师会说我不轻易相信别人 I mean, I guess a profiler would say I have trust issues.
但今天下午 But this afternoon,
看着我的朋友们 watching and thinking
害怕他们被炸弹波及 that my friends were gonna get blown up,
我只希望有你在身旁握着我的手 I just -- I just wanted you to hold my hand.
所以 如果不会太影响你通勤的话 So, if it's not too geographically inconvenient now,
但我真心希望 I would really, really like for you
你能考虑搬来跟我同居 to consider moving in with me.
打扰一下 我们有麻烦了 Uh, excuse me. We got a problem.
格林携带的装置是假的 The device Green was carrying was a fake --
里面装满了洗洁精和矿物油 filled with dish soap and mineral oils.
都是惰性物质 Completely inert.
等等 什么 Wait, what?
连环杀手怎么会携带假炸弹 Why would a serial killer be carrying a fake bomb?
我不知道 而且他拒绝开口 I don't know, and he's refusing to talk.
这怎么说不通 Why is this not adding up?
犯罪现场技术员找到了杀人装备里 So, CST found the actual volatile components
真正的挥发性成分 全部被中和了 from the kill kit, all neutralized
可以安全处置 and made safe for disposal.
他还侵入了公园入口的 He also tapped into the security cameras
监控摄像头 monitoring the entrances to the park.
他想录下什么 To record what?
又不会发生爆炸 There wasn't gonna be an explosion.
不是录下东西 Not what.
是人 Who.
泰勒·格林 他在军队负责观察目标 Tyler Green -- he spotted targets for the Army.
他当时在公园就是在干这事 That's what he was doing in that park --
他想将刺客引到开阔处 trying to lure Sicarius into the open.
要进到公园里 To get into that park,
刺客就必须穿过其中一个大门 Sicarius would have had to walk through one of those gates.
那样格林就可以将他拍下来 Meaning Green would have got him on camera,
但我们太早行动了 but we moved too early.
该死 Dammit.
等一下 首先 我们做了我们认为正确的事 Now, hold on. First, we did what we thought was right.
其次 这可是重大发现 And second, hey, that's a big leap.
你能证明这一点吗 Can you prove it?
她是谁 泰勒 Who is she, Tyler?
这是你妹妹 That's your sister.
她15年前失踪了 She went missing 15 years ago.
根据你的个人经历 And according to your personal history
和你的服役记录 and your military records,
你找了她10年 you searched for her for 10 years,
然后你停止了寻找 and then you stopped.
你知道我怎么想吗 You know what I think?
根据你的行为 我推测你找到了 Based on your behavior, I think you figured out
杀害她的凶手 who killed her.
你并非加入了那个杀人网络 You didn't join that network.
你是渗入其中 寻找刺客 You infiltrated it to find Sicarius.
泰勒 Tyler.
我们是同一边的吗 We on the same side?
你们这些人... You people...
毁了... ruined...
一切 everything.
我不会再说一个字 I'm done talking.
原来他不是连环杀手 Okay, so he's not a serial killer.
而是义警 He's a vigilante.
不过他是怎么比我们调查更深的 How did he get closer than we did, though?
他获得了帮助 He had help.
从我们这 From us.
佩内洛普 他被捕时身上带着这个 Penelope, they found this on him when he was arrested.
这些是杀人装备的坐标 These are the coordinates for the kill kits.
他怎么得到的 How did he get them?
天啊 Oh, my God.
他就是我的告密者 He's my informant.
曾经 我能从中获得 You know, there was a time where I would have gotten
巨大快感 a real rush out of this --
借由杀人带来的兴奋感 just escaping the benign minutia of everyday life
逃离日常生活的无聊琐事 with the exhilaration of murder.
现在 这只能让我保持平静 Now, it just kind of keeps me level.
尤其当人们让我失望的时候 Especially when people let me down.
但你是不会让我失望的吧 But you're not gonna let me down, are you?
你不会 No.
我本以为我能让其他人替我动手 Ugh, I thought I could let other people do it for me,
但显然人们无法按照指示行动 but apparently, people cannot follow instructions.
你叫他们别留下尸体 You tell 'em not to leave a body,
他们却让现场尸体横陈 they go and make a whole scene.
你叫他们别杀和自己有关联的人 You tell them not to kill anyone that can be linked to them,
他们却杀死自己的前任 and they murder a former lover.
真不明白按几条简单规则行事 I don't understand what is so difficult
有什么难的 about following a few simple rules.
明明很简单 I mean, it's not hard.
我就做得到... I did it...
抓了你 with you.
不是吗 哈尔 Didn't I, Hal?
求求你 你找错人了 P-Please, I'm not the guy.
我不是哈尔 I'm not Hal.
你今晚就是 You are tonight.
我不是 求求你 为什么抓我 I'm not. Please. Why me?
因为你和我没有关联 Because you cannot be linked to me.
老天 你刚才没认真听吗 Jesus Christ, haven't you been paying attention?
也因为穆斯不会留下尸体 Also because Moose here will not leave a body.
求你了 不要 Oh, please, no.
但主要是因为你长得很像 But mostly because you look a lot
我的邻居哈尔 他是个混蛋 like my next door neighbor, Hal, who's an asshole.
显然我不能去杀他 Clearly, I can't go and kill him
因为那会违反太多规则 because that would be breaking way too many rules.