噢 噢 噢 圣诞快乐! Ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas!
哇哦 谢谢您 好心人 Whoa, thank you, good sir!
今晚小精灵不会饿死了 The elves will not starve this night.
- 目标出现了吗? - 没有 - Any sign of our bogie? - Negative.
你确定那家伙会出现吗? Are you sure our guy's gonna show?
我的线人说过去的三天 My C.I. said he walked this route exactly
他都从这走 the last three days.
好吧 我们再等最后十分钟 Fine, but in ten minutes, we're calling this.
我得回专案组 I have to get back to my ecstasy task force.
我们必须得快点把傻笑猪主要成员抓回来 We have to bag a major giggle pig player soon,
不然特遣小组就关门大吉啦 or they're gonna shut us down.
哦 哦 哦 还有朗姆酒 Ho, ho, ho, and a bottle of rum.
当礼物! Presents!
天哪 你不是合格的圣诞老师 God, you're bad at being Santa.
杰克 妈的 九点方向 Jake, holy crap, 9:00.
庞蒂亚克强盗 又名道格·朱蒂 The Pontiac bandit,aka Doug Judy.
好了 圣诞老人 冷静 Okay, Santa, stay calm,
就像我们演习过一样 just like we practiced.
圣 道格·朱蒂 诞快乐 Merry Judy, Mr. Doug Judy Christmas.
- 妈的! - 佩拉尔塔吗? - Damn it! - Peralta?
不是! No!
洋葱圈炸弹! Onion ring attack!
啊! 好油啊! Ah! Greasy!
纽约警察! 往哪跑! NYPD! Stop where you are!
快跑啊 圣诞老人 你怎么这么胖? Come on, Santa. Why are you so fat?
纽约警察 快出去 NYPD. Clear out.
你在哪儿? Where are you?
啊! 抓住你了! Ah! Ah! Got you!
道格·朱蒂 你被捕了 Doug Judy, you're under arrest.
举起手来 Put your hands in the air.
嗨 罗萨 圣诞快乐 姑娘 Hey, rosa. Merry Christmas, girl.
闭嘴 Shut up.
好好看着 孩子们 Take a good look, kids.
你们要是不乖 这就是下场 This is what happens when you're naughty!
神烦警探 第二季第十集
注意 各位 Attention, everyone.
很多文化中 假期意义相似 Holidays of many cultures approach.
就是共度欢乐时光 This truly is a joyful time.
请加入我的冬季欢庆派对 Join me for a festive winter party
就在这周五七点到九点的肖酒吧 at Shaw's bar this Friday, 7:00 till 9:00.
还有什么问题? Any questions?
是上午还是下午啊? A.M. or P.M.?
我让你自己猜吧 I'm gonna let you figure that one out.
同时 我还要重申一下 不许送礼 Also, I'd like to reiterate None allowed.
假期愉快 Enjoy this merry season.
各位九九区的好同志们 我为各位奉上 Good people of the nine-nine, I present to you
世界第七大奇迹 the seventh wonder of the world,
道格·朱蒂 又名庞蒂亚克强盗 Doug Judy, aka the Pontiac bandit,
终于落网! foiled at last!
太棒了! All right!
哇哦 各位 谢谢你们 Wow, you guys, thank you very much.
好了 够了 朱蒂 All right, that's enough, Judy.
这是我的荣誉时刻 不是你的 This is my moment. You are not to enjoy it.
我忍不住 我为你感到骄傲 I can't help it. I'm proud of you.
你就像我的儿子一样 You're like a son to me.
脆弱的白人儿子 A white, crispy son.
怎么可能? 我是领养的吗? How would that even work? Am I adopted?
不是 你妈妈特别白 No, your mother's just really pale.
差不多白到隐身 Almost invisible.
好吧 Okay.
真是不好意思 我会和你们做个交易 Anyways, it's a shame I gotta
然后从这里出去 ruin celebration
毁了你们的庆祝时刻 by cutting a deal and getting out of here.
不可能! 对不对? Never! Right?
我只是说说 I'm just saying,
我认识很多高水平罪犯 I know a lot of real high-profile felons.
让我很想做污点证人 Makes me a very desirable tattletale.
你让我们去年一年不爽 We will never cut a deal with you,
我们永远不会和你做交易的 not after you screwed us last year.
你不想知道本地盗贼团伙的消息? You don't want any info on a local burglary ring, perhaps?
吸引力不够 Not good enough.
没错 警监! Testify, captain!
那伪造信用卡的家伙呢? How about a guy who makes fake credit cards?
- 不感兴趣 - 看到了吗 朱蒂? - Negative. - You see that, Judy?
不管你说什么 你都得进监狱 No matter what you say, you're going to jail.
毒品呢? What about drugs?
你们都听过傻笑猪吧? Y'all ever heard of giggle pig?
你知道些什么? What do you know?
洗耳恭听 We're listening.
不 不 不 我们才不要知道呢 No, no, no, no, no, we're not listening.
我们不能听他的 We can't hear him.
各位 快点鸣枪 Everybody shoot your guns in the air.
吉娜 你得看看这个 Gina, you need to see this.
哦 查理 我不能要 Oh, Charles, I can't take that.
很明显 这不是现金 It's clearly not cash, and I don't have time
我很忙的 没空去退货 in my life to return things.
我昨晚在我爸爸家看到的 I found this at my dad's place last night.
是他送给你妈妈的礼物 It's from him to your mom.
不会吧! No!
是真的! Yes!
伯耶尔 这下糟了 Boyle, this is bad.
我以为我们父母只是随便玩玩 I thought our parents were just having a casual fling,
但是送礼物就像他们已经上过三垒了 but presents is like old people third base.
不会吧 是屁屁蹭在一起 No, that's rubbing butts together.
什么? What?
但是也差不多了 But this is very close.
吉娜 他俩可能是认真的 Gina, they may be getting serious.
呃! Ugh!
你怎么能那么说! Don't you dare say that!
你知不知道 要是我们的父母结婚了 Do you know how disgustingly entangled our lives will be
我们的生活纠缠在一起 多恶心吗? if our parents turn into a real couple?
知道! 我会想要你和你妈 Yes! You think I want you
加入伯耶尔男子汉的含羞早午餐吗? and your mom horning in on the boyle boys mimosa brunches?
那是我们的男子汉时间啊 That's our guy time.
呃 我们得弄清楚 Ugh. We need to figure out
这个可怕的包裹里是什么 what is in this horrible package,
这样我们才能确定 so we can determine
他们俩进行到哪一步了 where they're at in their relationship.
如果是本爱情小说 What if it's a romantic book
或者一个放着他俩合影的相框怎么办? or, like, a picture of the two of them in a frame?
哦 还可能是"小情人"情侣睡衣? Oh, or "his and hers" pajamas?
能直接吃掉的那种 The kind that dissolve in your mouth.
呃 不是的! 不是那个 查理 Ew, no! No, Charles, ew.
胶带都在这啊 So this is where all the tape went.
我得把女儿们的画贴起来 I gotta put up this pictures my daughters drew.
我也需要 因为我割破手了 And I need some 'cause I cut my hand.
希区柯克! Hitchcock!
快去医院! Go to the hospital!
然后再给医生一百块 And give 100 bucks to some doctor
让他给我贴一个一模一样的胶带? to give me the exact same tape?
我才不去呢 I don't think so.
哇哦! 这是什么吗? Wow! What's all this?
我在为霍尔特警监准备圣诞礼物 I'm making a Christmas present for captain holt.
我知道 我知道 I know, I know.
他是"不收礼"坚定拥护者 He has a strict "no gift" policy,
但是我找到了一个漏洞 but I found a loophole.
像去年那样的漏洞? Like your loophole last year?
我正准备把这个全新的壁球拍扔掉 So I was just gonna throw out this brand-new squash racquet,
但是我想到 "没准警监可以用一下" but then I thought, "hey, maybe the captain could use it."
我不想要你的垃圾 I don't want your garbage.
不 这是一个很贵重的礼物 No, it was a very expensive gift.
啊哈 被我猜中了 Aha, suspicions confirmed.
我问过老大什么才能算是礼物 I asked the captain what qualified as a gift,
他说只要花了钱的都算 and he said anything I spent money on.
然后我意识到我的时间一文不值 Then I realized, my time is worth nothing.
听起来是炫耀 但其实好忧桑啊 Sounds like you're bragging, but that's just a sad statement.
我在做一本他的职业剪贴簿 I'm making a scrapbook of his professional highlights.
上面有报纸采访报道 警局报告 还有些照片 Newspaper clippings, police reports, pictures.
他职业的每一个巅峰都被我记录下来了 It's got every moment of his career,
名字叫"从雷到z" "from ray to z."
这可不是什么好名字 This is a very bad idea.
我也对这名字不满意 I know, I'm not happy with the title either,
我想过"坚持住"这个名字 but my backup was "keep holting on,"
但是听起来好像他生病了 but that just makes him sound like he's sick.
在我们跟里面那货谈判之前 All right, before we make a deal with this evil monster,
我能问个问题吗? can I just ask something?
傻笑猪有这么重要吗? Is giggle pig really that important?
我的工作 罗萨的工作 My job, rosa's job,
还有整个警局的正常运行 and the fate of this entire precinct
都要看这次特遣小组的表现了 all depend upon the outcome of this task force.
好吧 All right, fine.
迪亚兹 我们现在进度怎样? Diaz, what's our status right now?
我们已经抓到了一些走私者 We've picked up a bunch of dealers,
但是我们需要抓到迪多·鲁兹才行 but our main target is tito ruiz.
他应该是这次行动的头头 We believe he runs the whole operation,
只是我们还不能确定 only we can't prove it because none of his people
因为无人检举 will turn on him
他曾经咬掉过别人的鼻子 just because he bit off a few noses.
而且是婴儿的 Babies.
如果道格·朱蒂能供出这个头头的话 I say the only way we make a deal with Doug Judy
我们才能跟他愉快交易了 is if he can give us the top guy, tito ruiz.
我可以检举迪多·鲁兹的事 I can give you tito ruiz.
行行好吧 朱蒂! Oh, come on, Judy!
你要我们怎么相信你? I mean, how do we even know this is real?
这是个满嘴瞎话的货 This guy's a huckster!
说谎都不用打草稿 He's a lie guy.
佩拉尔塔说得对 Peralta has a point.
你以前骗过我们 You have been a lie guy to us before.
- 谢谢 - 详细跟我说说 - Thank you. - Give me some details.
鲁兹跟我在十几年前是一伙的 Ruiz and I were cellies in attica in the '90s.
上个星期他给我发短信 He texted me last week.
需我要一些运货的车 Needs some cars to deliver his product.
没给他 运毒品实在是太蠢了 I said no because drugs are stupid.
不过运些烟草和伟哥还不错 Except for weed and sex pills.
是人都有需求嘛 A man has needs.
# 罗萨, 罗萨, 罗萨, 罗萨 # Rosa, rosa, rosa, rosa
# 宝贝 还不知道你的芳姓 # I can't think of your last name, baby
别嬉皮笑脸的! Enough crooning!
你能让我们跟鲁兹谈谈吗? Can you get us a face-to-face with Ruiz?
可以 但是你们不能把我关在牢里 Yeah, but you gotta give me zero jail time.
不会的 No, that's not gonna happen.
你这个蠢肥的朱蒂 Ha-ha! Stupid Judy.
你要是帮我们抓到了鲁兹 The D.A., however, will offer a reduced sentence
地方检察官会给你减刑的 in return for Ruiz's arrest.
牢狱岁月直接从20年降到5年 5 years instead of 20.
好吧 很艰难 Oh, that's tough
但挺公平的 but fair.
我知道你为什么总和他过不去 I can see why you have such intense daddy-stuff with him.
是吗 没有爸爸的人 Oh, yeah, the guy without a daddy
难道就会有爸爸情节吗 is the one with daddy issues.
不知道你大脑什么逻辑 Explain that logic.
我都要去坐牢了 Since I'm going to jail, I wanna enjoy my time left
最后几天总得让我享受享受吧 on the outside.
给我安排个五星级酒店 Put me up in a five-star hotel like the royce.
带客房服务加小型酒吧的 Unlimited room service and minibar privileges.
我们只能提供三星级的酒店 Three-star hotel like the brooklyner.
不带小型酒吧 每天伙食补贴60块 $60 a day meal allowance. No minibar.
好吧 那我要四星级的 Four-star hotel like the oneida.
不用什么酒吧 每天给我200块钱 200 in food, no minibar or alcohol,
但我要吃很多糖果和坚果 but I get to go crazy on candy and nuts.
成交 Agreed.
噢 还有最后一个条件 Ow! Oh, one last thing.
迪亚兹得对我温柔点 Diaz has to be nice to me.
我想听她叫我亲爱的 I want her to call me big sugar.
哈 哥们 你想得太美了 Ha, Hugh mistake, bud.
她死都不会同意的 She'll never agree to that.
我答应 成交 亲爱的 No, I'm in. Let's do this, big sugar.
啊 Ah!
什么? 好吧 What? All right, fine.
这个案子我接了 If this is going down, I wanna be on this case,
我会好好盯着你的 道格·朱蒂 and my sole focus is Doug Judy.
他逃不出我的手掌心 He never leaves my sights.
成交! 混混跟警察 Love it! Pontiac bandit and Jake.
又在一起玩耍了! Pb&j ride again!
# 重逢 感觉如此奇妙 # Reunited and it feels so good
这是二重唱 哥们 配合点 It's a duet. Get in on this.
# 重逢 彼此心意相通 # Reunited 'cause we understood
我不会上当的! No! No!
亲爱的 All right, big sugar.
这是四星级的酒店 你开心了吧? Four-star hotel room, you happy?
不错 不错 Okay, okay.
大电视真不错 Okay, flat screen TV.
还有大床 King-sized bed.
还有这么漂亮的衣柜? Hangers you can take off the rod?
这地儿不错 真不错 This is what's up. This place is nice.
我们应该住在这里的 罗萨 We should settle down here, rosa.
现在我得去洗澡了 Now if y'all excuse me,I'ma go freshen up.
我觉得自己臭烘烘的 I'm feeling stanky.
等等 别这么着急 Hold it! Not so fast.
你要干嘛? What?
要不我们来亲热一下 Let's make out.
再等等 Not yet.
好了 可以了 里面没窗户 All right, there's no windows. You can go in.
但是洗澡的时候请不要关门 But leave the door open, and I'm hanging on to this.
我能用这东西干嘛? What in the world would I do with that?
你可能会突然对我猛吹风 Point it at my face until my eyeballs dry out
那样我就看不见了 and I lose my sense of sight.
再把这个塞到我嘴里 我叫不出来 Then shove it in my mouth, so I can't yell for help,
最后你从大门跑掉 永远消失 and finally run out the front door and disappear forever.
我只想用这个来吹吹我的鞋 Nah, I was just gonna use it to dry my undercarriage later.
伙计们 你们放轻松点好吗? Ugh. Would you just relax, okay?
别这么一惊一乍的 Stop being so paranoid.
我只想好好玩一玩 I'm playing ball.
好吧 I got you.
我去洗澡了 If you'll excuse me...
听着 我们要小心对付他 All right, we can't be too careful.
让我们再过一遍计划 Let's go over the plan one more time.
道格·朱蒂给鲁兹发短信约定见面 Doug Judy texts Ruiz to set up a meet.
我们有无线耳机 We each have a hidden wire, and we record ruiz
等到他说傻笑猪的时候 就把他拿下 talking about giggle pig, then take him down.
还是要谨慎为妙 Tac team is on call for backup
你在干嘛? 你好像个变态 what are you doing? You look like a pervert.
在他鞋子里装个迷你定位器 Putting a GPS tracker in his shoe.
这样他就逃不出我们的手掌心了 He is not getting away from me again,
我还得把我的手 even if it means putting my favorite hand
伸进他脏兮兮的鞋子里去 into his rotten stink-boot.
搞定 Okay.
看 你们看过这个菜单吗? Hoo-hoo! Did you see the menu?
赛美多龙虾 烤阿拉斯加 Lobster thermidor. Baked Alaska.
这么好听 都不像食物的名字 It's so fancy, it don't even sound like food.
来 点些吃的吧 Here, come on. Order something.
来 点些 快点啊 Order it. Do it. Order it.
不了 谢谢 我正在执行公务 No, thanks. I'm on duty.
来吧 佩拉尔塔 Come on, Peralta.
你就让罪犯独享吗 You gonna let the criminal have all the fun?
好吧 All right, fine.
给我来份热月龙虾 缀以加量热月 I'll have one lobster thermidor, extra thermidor on the side.
完全不知道 我点了什么 I have no idea what I'm ordering.
我也是 我们像是开辟菜品的麦哲伦 Me neither. We're like culinary Magellans.
你知道享受还能怎样升级吗 You know how we take this to the next level?
浴袍 Robes!
# 重逢 # Reunited
# 感觉如此奇妙 # and it feels so good
# 重逢 # reunited
好的 我们只要拆开包装 看看里面是什么 Okay, we just unwrap it, we see what's inside,
再完好的包回去就成 then we perfectly rewrap it.
其他人永远不会知道的 Our parents never know what happened.
老天 你开始流汗了 Ugh, lord, you're starting to sweat.
你会弄脏包装纸的 You're gonna blemish the wrapping paper.
你下手太重了 You're dabbing me really hard.
知道吗 你动作太慢了 You know what? This is taking too long.
过去点儿 笨蛋 Just scooch, you pooch.
你太棒了 You are amazing.
怎么做到的 How did you do that?
我总是提前打开礼物 I always open my gifts in advance,
排练一下我的反应 so I can rehearse my reactions
拍出美美的圣诞快拍照片 and nail those Christmas-morning candids.
瞧着 Check it out.
惊喜 Be-wonderment.
装作喜欢 Disbe-loving it.
目光熠熠的惊讶 Sparkle-surprise.
- 这个我喜欢 - 现在集中精神 - I like that. - Now focus up.
你爸送给我妈 Your dad got my mom...
电子体重秤 真糟糕 A digital scale? That's bad.
太糟了 又糟又贴心 So bad, so wonderfully bad.
你爸肯定用马克笔把不喜欢 Your dad might as well have circled all the parts
我妈的身份部位都圈出来了 of my mom's body he didn't like with a marker.
你也是这么对我的 You did that to me.
根本没起作用 And it didn't help at all.
没 Nope.
我妈肯定会讨厌这礼物 My mom is gonna hate this gift.
如果我俩都在场的话 And she'd hate it even more if we were both there
她会更加讨厌这个的 when she opened it.
今晚约我们父母一起吃个 Should we do a gift exchange dinner tonight
交换礼物晚餐如何 with both our parents?
好主意 Great idea.
也许她会扇他脸 Maybe she'll slap him in the face
永远不再跟他说话 and never talk to him again.
目光熠熠的惊讶 真的 Sparkle-surprise, for real!
三份热月龙虾 意大利面 和肉丸 Three lobster thermidors, spaghetti and meatballs,
凯撒沙拉配炸土豆泥而非炸面包丁 Caesar salad with tater tots instead of croutons.
是我的 沙拉 Oh, that's me. Salad.
我想吃的健康些 I'm trying to eat healthy.
我听到了 你的身体神圣不可侵犯 I hear that. Your body is a temple.
好吧 我来检查检查 All right, I'm searching it.
喔 喔 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
佩拉尔塔 你在干嘛 Peralta, what you doing,
用你的手指戳我的高档美餐 putting your fingers in my fancy feast?
怎么 What?
用龙虾难道能逃跑吗 How am I supposed to escape using a lobster?
把柠檬挤向我的眼睛 让我看不见 Squeeze the lemon in my eyes, so I can't see,
用钳子刺我的颈动脉 stab me in the jugular with a claw,
再用尾巴铲断我的喉咙 and then shove the tail down my throat,
让我不能呼救 so I can't scream for help.
我盯着你呢 朱蒂 I gotta keep my eye on you, Judy.
你可是滑不溜手 You're a slippery guy.
好吧 我确实是的 Fair enough. That I am.
但现在我只想帮你 But for right now, I'm all about helping you.
你冷静点儿 吃你的美味龙虾吧 So why don't you just chill and eat some sexy-ass lobster?
好吧 我们的交易耽误够久了 Okay, we held up our end of the bargain.
现在给鲁兹发信息 朋友 Text Ruiz now, friend.
好吧 Fine.
迪多 点 点 点 Tito, dot, dot, dot.
你在吗 问号 You around, question mark.
要见面 句号 Wanna meet up, period.
语音控制文本 我们活在神奇的世纪 Speech to text, we live in a magical age.
好像摩登原始人 It's like The Jetsons.
顺便提一下 迪多这家伙 胆子很小 By the way, this Tito dude, he spooks real easy, so...
不行 你绝不可能单独去见他 No, there's no way you're going in alone.
我们跟你一起 We're coming with you.
我已经把卧底故事编好了 I've already got my cover story worked out.
我的名字叫但丁·雷石 My name is Dante Thunderstone.
我九岁那年偷了第一辆车 I stole my first car at the tender age of nine.
你妈被闪电击中后 You had to fend for yourself
你就得照顾自己过日子 since your mother was struck by lightning.
她是怀孕时被击中的 While she was pregnant with me.
她死了 我活着 She passed. I lived.
也可以说宙斯是我爸 Some say that makes Zeus my dad.
喔 Oh!
神话 Mythic.
真赞 That's dope.
罗萨 你可以当我妻子 And, Rosa, you could be my wife...
罗萨 Rosa.
为什么你见贩毒的要带妻子 Why would you take your wife with you to meet a drug dealer?
因为我们做任何事都搭档 'Cause we're partners in everything we do.
哟 Aw.
喔 迪多想见面 Whoa. Tito wants to meet up.
很好 告诉他来这里见 Great, tell him to meet us over here.
送他龙虾和浴袍 We'll get him a lobster and a robe.
还是算了 出去抓他现行 I mean no, let's go catch him in the act.
副队 我的礼物让我抓狂 Sarge, I'm freaking out about my gift
根本谈不上是礼物 that's not technically a gift.
我怎么不意外呢 Somehow, that doesn't surprise me.
发生了很可怕的事情 我不知所措 Something horrible has happened, and I don't know what to do.
霍尔特队长告诉过你 Has captain Holt ever told you
关于布鲁克林烤箱的事儿吗 about the Brooklyn broiler?
当然 纵火者 Yeah. Arsonist.
烧了皇冠高地的12幢大楼 Burned down 12 buildings in crown heights.
队长跟我说过很多次 Captain's told me about it many times.
你点火了 You flamed out.
混蛋 Dirt bag.
我想队长也许出错了 Well, I think captain may have made a... Mistake.
什么意思 What are you talking about?
我在跟一宗案件时 I was doing follow-up research on the case
在玩"他们在哪儿"的花招的时候 for a fun "where are they now?" Section,
我发现烤箱被错误的指控了 and I don't think the broiler set three of the fires
三起火灾 he was charged with.
我得告诉队长 I gotta tell the captain.
你觉得他会不高兴吗 Do you think he'll be upset?
应该不会 Probably not.
他看起来像是错误被揭露了 I mean, he seems like the kind of laid-back guy
也会轻松接受的那种人 who delights in having his mistakes exposed.
也许明年你可以拼一幅 Maybe next year you can do a collage
他婚姻失败之处的剪贴画 about low points in his marriage.
我知道你是在讽刺 副队 I know you're being sarcastic, sarge,
但我确实喜欢拼剪贴画 but I really do love making collages.
鲁兹的保镖 Ruiz's bodyguards.
准备好被贴身搜身吧 Prepare to be touched in some real intimate places.
我是清白的 I'm clean.
注意点儿 Watch it.
你的鞋在哪儿弄的 老兄 Where did you get those shoes, man?
他到了 There he is.
迪多 怎么样 老兄 Tito, what's up, my man?
道格·朱蒂 这两是什么人 Doug Judy. Who are they?
这妞是我的保镖 赛琳娜 That's my bodyguard, Selena.
她关灯后会守护我 We're doing it on the D.L.
他真是迷死人了 我怀孕了 He's an amazing lover. I'm pregnant.
太好了 Oh, nice!
这是我的搭档 但丁·雷石 And this here is my partner, Dante thunderstone.
独一无二的 The one and only.
啪啦 啪啦 啪啦 Brrrat, brrrat, brrrat!
好吧 朱蒂 Okay, Judy.
想跟我谈生意 If we're gonna do business,
就得看你有多大本事 I gotta see how good you really are.
这是个考验 This is a test.
去撬开那辆车 Go Jack that car right now.
给他工具 Give him the tools.
小菜一碟 No worries.
这还不简单呐 That is a cinch to pinch.
你别想自己进那辆车 There's no way you're getting in that car alone.
嘿 雷石 你去哪啊 Hey, where are you going, thunderstone?
去偷车啊 To steal the car.
我去撬锁 朱蒂帮我拿工具 I Jack the rides. Judy holds my tools.
行 给你两分钟 Fine. Then you have two minutes.
一分钟就够了 Only need one.
时间太紧了吧 That was tight.
你装得像个老大似的 You played him like a boss.
过奖了 现在我只要学怎样 Thanks. Now I just need to magically learn
快如闪电般地偷车 how to steal a car.
叭啦 叭啦 Braat, braat!
好 我要做的是 不用钥匙打开车门 Okay, okay, all I have to do is break into this car
而且要开走它 and drive it away without a key.
啥状况 Something wrong?
没 只是在展现偷技之前要先热热身 Nope, just, uh, warming up my stealing fingies.
放松 雷石 Relax, thunderstone.
不难的 拿着 It's easy. Here.
你们在说啥呢 What are you talking about?
没啥 我只是在告诉雷石 Oh, just, uh, telling thunderstone
我是怎么在舞池上舞动的 how I move it on the dance floor.
首先 一定要左右摇摆 Always start with a side-to-side sway.
柔顺 缓慢 Real smooth, real slow.
平整地 慢慢地 Real smooth and real slow.
当我感觉到那槽的时候 Yeah, and when I feel that groove,
我就使劲地摁下去 I pop it!
好咧 Yeah.
然后把它拉回来 用力拉回来 And I pull it, pull it back. Pull it back hard.
很好 我喜欢漫天旋舞啊 道格·朱蒂 Yes, I love the way you dance, Doug Judy.
好了 接下来要做的就像法式接吻 All right, this next part is like French kissing.
明白 Got it.
堵在那里 然后疯狂来回转动 Jam it in there and move it around wildly.
我得问问 佩拉尔塔 I gotta ask, peralta,
女士们都喜欢这种方式吗 do the ladies enjoy that technique?
十秒钟 Ten seconds.
拜托 Come on.
好啦 Ah, yes!
行 我们走 Okay, let's go.
真是谢谢 查理和雷吉娜 Thank you, Charles, Regina,
邀请我们来这四人约会 for inviting us on this double date.
有点像个有趣的圣诞四路 是吧 Kind of like a fun Christmas four-way, right?
说得好啊 林 Well put, Lynn. Yeah.
很甜蜜的柔情 A very sweet sentiment.
我的天 我们愣着干嘛 Oh, my God! I have an idea.
拆礼物吧 Let's open presents.
好啊 Okay. Oh.
我想看看大家收到什么礼物 I wanna see what everyone got everyone
还有大家那杯具的反应 and how everyone reacts poorly.
好玩 希望你会喜欢 Fun, fun. I just hope you like it.
我不确定 I don't know.
数字秤? A digital scale?
林·伯耶尔 你太可怕了 Lynn boyle, you're a horrible, horrible man.
这个秤都超出我们的开销限制了 You went way over our price limit.
但我还是买了 Yes, I did.
我很喜欢 And I love it! Yay!
在洗手间用这个再也合适不过了 It's gonna go so great in the guest bathroom.
什么 What?
我和林搬到一起住 Lynn and I are moving in together.
不过房租有点高 所以我们承诺 And the rent's a little steep, so we promised
只交换小礼物 we would only exchange small gifts.
但你还是没有兑现承诺 是吧 But you had to push it, didn't you?
我错了 I did.
你这个淘气鬼 You naughty boy.
我坚决给我的小辣妹礼物 小辣妹 I had to get my pookums a present, pookums.
真棒 实在是太美好了 Okay, well, this is wonderful,
但我还有地方要去 所以我要走了 but I am needed elsewhere, so I'm gonna take off.
谢你啦 Thank you so much.
咯 咯 Nog, nog.
圣诞的小幽默 Little Christmas humor.
嗯 鸡叫的"咯咯"替换了敲门声"咚咚" Yes, the "nog" from "egg nog," used in place of "knock."
我错了 原来他喜欢 I stand corrected. He loved it.
我找了一些旧文件 So I was just looking through some old files,
我可能在已结案件中发现了一个错误 and I think I may have found a mistake in a closed case.
哪一起 Which one?
我说的是… 既然我仔细考虑了 It was actually... now that I think of it,
如果我没记错的话 if I'm remembering correctly,
不过我也有可能记错 但是... and I could be wrong on this, but...
是布鲁克林烤箱 it's the Brooklyn broiler.
啥? 混蛋消声灭迹很久了啊 What? That dirtbag flamed out ages ago.
哪根筋让你去看那件案子啦? Why were you looking at that case?
她打算做一份礼物给你... She was making you a gift...
不是礼物 讨厌鬼 not a gift, snitch.
我没有花任何钱 It didn't cost me anything,
只是我费了几个无价值的工时 just my worthless man-hours.
"从雷到z? "From ray to z"?
我跟你说过不要礼物 I thought I told you no gifts.
把这个拿走 烤箱的文件给我 Take this away, and bring me the broiler's file.
我会把这个错误查到底 I'll look into this mistake.
事实上 证据在剪贴簿里的其中一部分 Actually, the evidence is part of the scrapbook,
所以我才把整本剪贴簿都送给你 so I have to leave the whole thing.
行 我会浏览相关页面 Fine, I'll look at the relevant pages
至于其他的 but as for the rest,
我是不会看的 I will not peruse.
哇 很酷的设备 这里制什么的? Wow, sweet setup. What do you make here?
不用担心 Don't worry about it.
酷毙了 酷毙了 酷毙了 酷毙了 Oh, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.
每周我们需要20辆汽车 We need 20 cars a week.
每辆车我只想用一遍 然后就抛弃它们 I want to use them each once, then dump 'em.
告诉你 你选对人了 Oh, well, you picked the right man.
我们要不要做个交易 So are we gonna make a deal or what?
或者我跟你的老板谈 Or do I need to talk to your boss?
你可以跟我谈 You can talk to me.
你是老板? So you're the boss?
嗯 我就是老板 Yeah, I'm the boss,
这是我的地盘 and this is my place.
大家都知道 在我的地盘 And in my place, people know
不该问傻问题 they shouldn't ask dumb questions.
明白没? Got it?
明白了 Yeah, I got it.
我告诉过他的 迪多 I tried to tell him, tito.
好吧 我们谈谈细节 All right, let's talk deets.
是我们的人吗? Is that us?
不是 我们现在得走了 走 走 走 No, we gotta go right now! Go, go, go!
蹲下 纽约警局 On the ground! NYPD!
纽约警察 大家不许动 NYPD. Nobody move!
迪亚兹! Diaz!
不用帮我 注意你身后 Don't need help. Behind you.
再见啦 佩拉尔塔 给你的定位仪 Bye bye, peralta. Here's your GPS.
不 No!
我们走 Let's go!
哈哈 抓到你了 Ha-ha, I got you!
没错 不过迪多跑了 Yeah, you did, but your boy tito's getting away.
该死 去你的 道格·朱蒂! Damn it! Damn you, Doug Judy!
我不会忘记你 但丁·雷石 I'll never forget you, Dante thunderstone!
你有权保持道格·朱蒂 You have the right to remain Doug Judy.
你所说的道格或朱蒂都会被作为 Anything you Doug or Judy can be used
呈堂道格·朱蒂 against you in a Doug of Judy.
抱歉 我脑子里都是 Sorry, I'm preoccupied by someone
无名的某人 who will remain nameless.
我重来哈 I'll start over.
桑蒂亚戈 我想谢谢你送我的礼物 Santiago, I want to thank you for my gift.
- 你喜欢剪贴簿? - 我不知道 - You like the scrapbook? - I don't know.
我言而有信 我就不细读了 I'm a man of my word, so I did not peruse.
我说的礼物是你指出我的错误 The gift I'm referring to was you pointing out my mistake.
你知道为什么我不收礼吗 Do you know why I don't accept gifts?
因为你足够成熟 就不需要物质的东西了 Because you're so evolved, you don't need material things.
因为我不喜欢马屁精 Because I don't like brown-nosing.
噢 Oh.
哎呀 不忍直视 Youch, that was hard to watch.
你当面指出了我的错误 You told me to my face that I made a mistake,
这是马屁精遥不可及的 and that's as far from brown-nosing as one can get.
我尊重你的行为 I respect you for that.
现在我有一个礼物要给你 Now I have a gift for you.
我有布鲁克林烤箱全集 I have the complete Brooklyn broiler files.
他被判处三项谋杀罪 He was given three life sentences,
事实上应该只有两项 and it should have been two.
我向地方检察官指出了这个错误 So I've already contacted the D.A. about the error.
你能帮我找出是谁放的火吗 Will you please help me figure out who set those other fires?
噢耶 Ooh! More work!
我知道这听起来很讽刺 不过 I know that sounded sarcastic, but...
没人这么想 nobody thought that.
压根不会 Not for a moment.
好极了 Great.
小查理 进展如何 宝贝儿 Chaz-ma-taz, how we doing, baby?
我还以为你心情不好呢 I thought you'd be in an awful mood.
我从来没有这么目标明确过 Why would be upset when I've never had more purpose
为什么要沮丧 in my entire life?
你要去毒杀我老爸吗 Are you gonna poison my dad?
才不 我们各自的父母说他们是相爱的 No, our parents say they're in love,
但是我们知道是他们的大脑抽风了 but we both know that's just their old brains disintegrating.
我们得拆散他们 We need to break them up
为人为己 for their sake, for our sake,
为我们伟大的祖国 for the sake of this great nation.
同意 Agreed.
哦哦 我忘记你的手有多粘呼呼了 Ew! I forgot how clammy your hands are.
不影响我的好心情 不影响我的好心情 Mood unaffected. Mood unaffected.
注意啦 注意 Attention please! Attention.
抱歉打断你们的假日狂欢 I'm sorry to interrupt your holiday revelry.
今晚很有意思 It truly is a fun night.
我提议给迪亚兹警探 I'd like to propose a toast to detective Diaz
和她的缉毒小组祝酒 and her task force, who successfully brought down
她捕获了迪多·鲁兹和他的傻笑猪毒网 tito ruiz and his entire giggle pig network.
伙计们 干得漂亮 一饮而尽吧 Great work, everyone. Drink up!
耶 Yeah!
嘿 我有检查了一遍 Hey, so I checked again.
道格·朱蒂还没露面 Doug Judy still hasn't surfaced.
他露面了 Yeah, he has.
他发了这个给我 He just sent me this.
怎么样 佩拉尔塔 What's up, peralta?
来自天堂的问候 Greetings from paradise.
事实上 酒店发生的事 我有点小遗憾 Actually, I'm a little disappointed in the hotel.
你怎么弄坏了一个煎蛋卷 How do you mess up an omelet?
那只是一个鸡蛋 It's just a flat egg.
接下来的十分钟 He pretty much just talks about the omelet
他只讲了那个煎蛋卷 但是 for the next ten minutes, but...
至于我逃之夭夭 About my escape.
这是我的同伴凯尔 This is my associate Kyle.
他开走了垃圾车 He drove the garbage truck.
你一定还记得他是客房服务员 You may also remember him as the room service water
你给了很多小费哦 I had you tip so generously.
婊子 Son of a bitch.
当他点龙虾的时候 Yup, and when he ordered the lobster,
这是让凯尔跟上他的暗号 it was code for Kyle to follow him.
无论如何 告诉迪亚兹她爱我 Anyway, tell Diaz she loves me.
圣诞快乐 Merry Christmas!
嘿 先说重要的 Hey, first things first.
我保证我们会一起逮捕道格·朱蒂 I swear to you we are gonna catch Doug Judy.
我知道 Yeah, I know.
我们抓过 能再抓一次 We did it once. We can do it again.
不 我们会抓住他 No. We will catch him.
更重要的是 谢谢你 More importantly, thank you.
我知道做这个决定有多艰难 I know how hard that was to make that choice
让他逃之夭夭 and let him get away.
不 这是个很自然的选择 No, it was an easy call.
我知道这项行动对你而言意义重大 I know how much this task force means to you.
如此非凡 压力山大 It means so much, and it's been so stressful,
但是进展得很好 and it went so well.
说真的 看着我 我都憋不住笑了 Seriously, look at me, I cannot stop smiling.
人们的脸怎么能笑的? How do people do this with their faces?