神烦警探 第4季第4集
美国嘻哈歌手 发型发色与杰克差不多
前者是澳大利亚籍在美国发展的饶舌歌手 后者是澳大利亚的动物园
拍照时 说cheese的口型像微笑 类似国内拍照说"茄子"
复合词 curd-cheese指凝乳酪 curmudgeon指脾气坏的人
指同一维度上下颠倒的两个世界 电视剧《怪奇物语》和电影《逆世界》中都有体现
凌晨 2:12
《暮光之城》男主角的扮演者
Lionel Richie - All Night Long
凌晨4:17
凌晨4:31
凌晨5:02
约翰·菲利普·苏沙 美国音乐家 因美国军旅及爱国进行曲出名 史奇雷克斯 著名DJ 歌手
crossover SUV是一种混合多种车型特质的新兴车款 同时本集与同一电视台稍后播出的《杰茜驾到》也是crossover 即"交叉集" 指两剧剧情联动 女司机即《杰茜驾到》女主杰茜
其实是Empre State Of Mind的歌词 Jay-Z和Alicia Keys演唱
后续故事出现在《杰茜驾到》中 本组已经截取制作了相关片段 欢迎关注@Fantopia微博及A站账号@摸鱼选手胡小米
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嘿 大家好 Hey, everyone.
抱歉迟到了 Sorry I'm late.
这个秘密会议的主题是什么 So what's this secret meeting all about?
你们知道 我还有一周 You guys know I'm not medically cleared
才能康复 for another week.
这不是秘密会议 杰克 It's not a secret meeting, Jake.
是强行干预措施 It's an intervention.
该剃头了 The tips have to go.
什么 为什么 What? Why?
杰克 我们很担心你 你看起来太蠢了 Jake, we're worried about you, and you look very stupid.
算了吧 伙计们 C'mon, guys.
这发型多酷啊 复古风 I think they're kind of cool, retro.
不 难看死了 No, they're terrible.
艾米 你评评理 Amy, come on.
你很喜欢这个发型 对吧 You're digging the tips, right?
不 我感觉自己在亲瓦尼拉·艾斯 No, I feel like I'm kissing Vanilla Ice.
你以前可是很希望能亲到他的吧 There was a time you would've jumped at that chance.
必须剃了 They have to go.
好吧 被你们发现了 All right, you guys got me.
我剪这头是为了搞笑的 I did it as a joke.
这样多讽刺啊 I kept them ironically.
很有意思 对吧 Pretty funny, right?
我先走一步啦 I'm just gonna head out.
- 拦住他 - 不 - Get him! - No!
干得好 泰瑞 Yes, Terry!
行 行 Okay, okay.
等等 好了 住手 住手 Wait, wait, okay, okay, okay. Stop, stop, stop, stop.
我承认 I'll admit it.
我太沉醉于佛罗里达的生活了 I went too deep down there in Florida.
我一度分不清 我的头发与我 At one point, I think I forgot where the tip of me ended,
究竟孰本孰末了 and the base of the tips began.
在我们剪掉它之前 Before we just chop 'em off,
有人要发表一下告别致词吗 'would anybody like to say some final words?
- 不 - 有一个字 - No. - That was one word.
那也不错了 谢谢 罗莎 That counts. Thank you, Rosa.
好了 我准备好了 Okay, I'm ready.
抱歉我迟到了 但你们的等待是有回报的 Sorry I'm late everyone, but trust me, it's worth it.
我和杰克有同款发型了 Me and Jake are tip buds.
什么 What?
不 No!
我算懂了 确实太难看了 You know what... I do see it. It's bad.
真的很难看 It looks bad.
打起精神同志们 杰克回来了 Brace yourselves 'cause Jake-y is back.
大家不要太激动 要跟我击掌的排好队 Don't everybody mob me at once. We can high-five one at a time.
我明白了 Oh, I see...
故意对我视而不见 no response.
一定是"欢迎复职"的恶作剧吧 A little "Welcome back to the precinct" hazing.
是谁想的这么可爱的恶作剧啊 迪亚兹吗 Who's behind this cute little prank? Diaz?
去死吧 Kill yourself.
好的 Okay.
我跟你说了 I told you.
大家因为夜班都很低落 Night shift has everyone a little down.
是啊 因为你不能睡觉 Yeah, just because you don't get to sleep
不能看到心爱的人 不能感受阳光 or see your loved ones or feel the sun
也不能做什么有趣的事 or do anything that brings you joy.
仅此而已 That's all.
我倒挺喜欢夜班的 I personally like the night shift.
你们知道这个点还有什么人没睡吗 You know who else is up right now?
杀人犯 还是抢劫犯 Murderers? Armed robbers?
澳呆梨亚人 Australians.
亟待我征服的新人群 It's an whole new demographic for me to conquer.
我现在粉丝数已经第三了 I already have the third most
仅次于伊基·阿塞莉娅和佩斯动物园袋鼠直播 followers behind Iggy Azalea and the Perth Zoo Wallaby cam.
真棒啊 Wow, that's pretty good.
不仅仅是棒 杰克 It's not just good, Jake.
是一级棒 It's bonzer.
值夜班无聊死了 听听我手上的这些案子 Night shift is boring. Listen to the cases I've had:
酗酒和妨害治安 酗酒和妨害治安 计算机犯罪... Drunk and disorderly, drunk and disorderly, cyber crime...
计算机犯罪 Ooh, cyber crime.
很酷啊 Pretty cool.
一个酒鬼喝醉了操电脑 Caught a drunk guy humping a laptop.
谁没干过那事儿 Well, we've all been there.
不过我认为 不管什么时候上班 But my point is this: I don't care what time it is.
我来这就很开心 I'm always happy to be here.
九九万岁 Nine-Nine!
九九万岁 Nine-Niiine!
九九万岁 A-Noine-Noine!
你们不跟我喊 我就一直叫 I'm gonna keep doing it until you guys chime in.
九九万岁 A-Noine-Noine!
杰佛德警长 过来一下 Sergeant Jeffords, a word.
大家都怎么了 What is wrong with everyone?
我们夜班积极性的问题越来越严重了 I'm worried our night shift morale problem has gotten worse.
是啊 你才发现 Yeah, you think?
抱歉 I'm sorry.
我很累 I'm exhausted.
我老婆说 我一累 就会半夜发飙 My wife says when I get tired, I get night sassy.
半夜发飙 Night sassy?
你耳朵聋了吗 Hearing problems, much?
抱歉 Sorry.
要不要我鼓舞一下士气 让他们好好干活 Should I just go tell everyone to buck up and do their jobs?
不 大家之所以被调到夜班都是因为 No, the squad's only on night shift because they came down
要去佛罗里达救我和杰克 to Florida to save Jake and me.
这件事应该由我来解决 It's my responsibility to fix this,
所以我打算给他们讲几个笑话 活跃一下气氛 so I'm going to brighten the mood by telling a few jokes.
来试试这个 我不喜欢芝士[微笑] Try this one on for size: I don't care for cheese.
我是个... I'm a...
凝乳酪[臭脾气] curd-mudgeon.
你累得都笑不出来了 You're too tired for humor.
如果他不想吃药 If he isn't taking his medicine,
你就把药混在食物里啊 you could mix it in with his food.
抱歉 伯耶尔 回头再管你家狗吧 Sorry, you can deal with your sick dog later, Boyle.
我是在说我儿子尼古拉耶的事 Well, actually, that was about my son, Nikolaj.
他过敏了 He's got allergies.
搞不好得给他用鼻腔冲洗器了 I think we may have to go with a nasal douche.
鼻腔冲洗器 Ah, nasal douche.
厉害 厉害 很恶心 Cool, cool, cool, cool. Very gross.
不管怎样 我现在复职了 Anyways, I'm back to being a cop.
这可是过去半年来我唯一朝思暮想的事啊 It's all I've thought about for the last six months.
那我呢 Hurtful.
不过只有破个案子我才能算正式回归 But I won't be fully back until I've solved a case,
就像以前一样 just like old times.
如果少了我的搭档可不行 And I can't do that without my partner.
上夜班可破不了什么案 Pfft, you're not solving any cases on the night shift.
罗翰克 Lohank?
天哪 你看起来 Oh, my God, you look...
很帅气吗 Beautiful?
我是想说"没那么惨了" I was gonna say "Less sad."
自打上白班以来 我就开朗了 Ever since I moved to the day shift, I'm happier,
健康了 我的继子还把银行卡还我了 healthier, my stepson gave me my debit card back.
罗翰克居然能快乐和自信了 Lohank is happy and confident?
怎么什么事都那么怪 Everything's off.
不 Oh, no.
这里成了逆世界 We're in the Upside Down.
没错 That's right.
我要告诉你医生摘除我的睾丸之后 I'm gonna tell you the same thing they told me when
对我说的那句话 "欢迎开启人生新篇章" they removed my testicle: Welcome to your new life.
不 夜班小队不会屈服的 Nuh-uh, I'm not gonna let the night shift win.
我和我最好的朋友伯耶尔很快就会破个案的 Me and my main man Boyle are about to solve a case.
对吧 查尔斯 Isn't that right, Charles?
那是当然啦 Oh, you know we will.
我们的组合就叫午夜男孩 We'll call ourselves the Night Boys.
这名字像是从事服务业的 Kind of sounds like a male escort service.
- 午夜男郎 - 更糟 - The Midnight Men. - Even worse.
黑暗雄马 The Dark Stallions.
还是就叫午夜男孩吧 Looks like we're going with the Night Boys.
真不敢相信这话会从我嘴里说出来 I can't believe i'm gonna say this,
但夜班真是让文书工作变得毫无乐趣 but the night shift is taking all the fun out of paperwork.
但至少这段时间我们还能一起共度 At least we're getting to - spend quality time together.
没错 我四十分钟后回来 Totally... I'll be back in 40 minutes.
什么 你要去哪 What? Where are you going?
这些文件明早之前就得处理完 We have to finish this by morning.
我知道 Yeah, I know.
我只是有重要的事要做 I just have something important I have to do.
什么 What?
我得去买些 I have to get...
笔 Some pens.
那你为什么要穿外套 Then why are you putting your jacket on?
- 去笔店要走一个街区 - 最近的笔店 - Pen store's a block away. - The nearest pen store is seven
离这里有七个街区 而且要到早上九点才开门 blocks away, and it doesn't open until 9:00 a.m.
我有惨痛的经历 I learned that the hard way.
你以为你骗得了我吗 You really think you can lie to me?
- 不是 - 啊哈 - No. - A-ha!
你现在就在骗我 你真的以为能骗过我 You're lying to me right now. You do think you can lie to me.
- 没错 - 等会 - Yep. - Wait.
等一下 Hang on.
- 刚才那句也是骗我吗 - 也许吧 - Was that a lie? - I don't know, maybe.
好了 再见 All right, see ya.
我们的第一个案子 Ah, our first case.
最有趣的入室抢劫 医生开的良方 Tasty little B&E... just what the doctor ordered.
其实她建议我再卧床休养一周 Not actually, she recommended another week of bed rest.
我心想 "管他的 二货" I was like, "Whatever, dorkus."
看 我们要从警戒带下面穿过去了 Ah, check it out: Ducking under police tape.
真怀念这一切 I missed this.
查尔斯... Charles...
来了 来了 杰克 Yep, yep, on it, on it, Jake-y.
- 过来了 - 好了 - I got it. - Got it.
什么情况 What do we got?
后窗打破了 有两种运动鞋印 Back window's broken, two sets of sneaker prints,
11:43响的警报 保安11:46到现场 alarm went off at 11:43, and security arrived at 11:46.
犯人已经逃走了 Perps were already gone.
好吧 我在想我们的经典手法 Okay, I'm thinking classic us.
我在回忆旧时光 I'm thinking old times.
我在想... I'm thinking...
玩角色扮演吧 Rigity-rigity-role playas!
好吧 我叫雅克·纪尧姆 Yes, okay, I'm Jacques Guillaume,
你叫亨利·雷诺 and you are Henri Renault.
我们是从法国来度假的飞贼 We are cat burglars on vacation from France.
我喜欢这设定 然而亨利曾就读于国际名校 I love it... although Henri went to an elite international school,
所以他说话不带口音 so he does not speak with an accent.
漂亮 角色生动多了 Wow, nice, way to flesh out the characters.
谢谢 好的 我打破了后窗 Thank you, okay, so I break the back window,
走到了珠宝柜台旁边 make my way over to the jewelry case.
- 与此同时 你在前门一边盯梢 - 好的 好的 - Meanwhile, you're standing lookout by the front door... - Oui, oui.
一边抽着香烟 Smoking a cigarette.
你看 烟灰 Check it. Ash.
哦啦啦 Ooh la la.
好的 所以我在抽烟 Okay, so I am smoking.
你在做什么 What are you doing?
雅克喜欢自己卷烟 Oh, Jacques rolls his own cigarettes,
这是他从马赛的妓女身上得来的习惯 a habit he picked up from a prostitute in Marseille,
不过他得来的东西可不止这个 but that is not all he picked up.
为什么你所有的角色都有性病 Why do all your characters get STDs?
因为他们是活生生的人 Because they're living life!
好吧 然后我走到第一个柜台 打碎 All right, so I go to the first case... smash...
偷走了一大堆手表 steal a bunch of watches.
然后移动到第二个柜台 打碎 手链 Move over to the second case... smash... bracelets.
但然后 我们听到了声响 所以 But then, we hear a sound, and...
我大喊 "是警察 他们来了" I yell, "Les gendarmes! Ils sont ici!"
因为我是法国人 所以我知道那句话的意思 And I know what that means because I'm French,
但保险起见 我要求你用英语复述一遍 but I ask you to repeat it in English, just to be sure.
警察来了 Police are here.
没错 我们得赶紧离开 所以我们准备逃走 Yes, we gotta get outta here, so we turn to leave,
你弹掉了烟蒂 you flick your cigarette.
慢动作 慢动作 太赞了 Using the cane, using the cane, this is awesome.
瞧 烟屁股 Voila! Zee butt.
我还以为亨利没有口音 I thought Henri didn't have an accent.
他激动的时候就会带上口音 It comes out when he gets excited.
好消息 同志们 Great news, everyone.
我们查到了我复职后第一个夜班的 We just got our first lead on our first case
第一个案子的第一条线索 事实证明 on my first night back, proving once and for all
一切都是老样子 that absolutely nothing has changed.
这个门现在往外面开了 Yeah, this opens in instead of out now.
他们一个月前换的 They switched it a month ago.
好吧 门变了 但其他都是老样子 Yeah, so the door changed, sure, but that's it.
我们现在接到了案子 Well, we have got ourselves a case and
并且找到了关键证据 a key piece of evidence.
我们应该立刻拿这东西去化验 We should be wrapping this thing up in no time.
在天亮前搞定就行 As long as we do it before sunup.
因为一下班我就得回家了 As soon as the shift is over, I kind of have to get home.
但我们不破案决不罢休 对吧 But we're gonna work until it's done, right?
这才是我们的风格 I mean, that's how we do it.
没错 但我只是想在尼古拉耶醒来前到家 Yeah, I just like to be home as soon as Nikolaj wakes up
好给他做早餐 so I can make him breakfast.
当然 没问题 我们一定会在天亮前回家 Sure, yeah, not a problem... we'll be home by sunup.
就像一对性感的"暮光"吸血鬼 Just like a couple of sexy "Twilight" Vampires.
我是罗伯特·帕丁森 I am Robert Pattinson.
我想变成一只蝙蝠 I vant to turn into a bat.
我从来没看过那些电影 I've never seen the movies.
我也没看过 简直是对原著小说的侮辱 No, me neither... they're an insult to the books.
好吧 Okay.
来点音乐 伯耶尔 Crank up the tunes, Boyle.
午夜男孩需要配音乐 The Night Boys need an anthem.
来首阴暗的 霸气的... Something dark, something tough, something...
我早就想好了 I already got it.
你知道吗 You know what?
我很喜欢 I'm into it.
夜班不会拖慢我们的脚步 The night shift won't slow us down.
为什么这么慢 人都去哪了 Why is this going so slow? Where is everyone?
现在是凌晨三点 Well, it is 3:00 a.M.
只有少数值班人员 It's a pretty bare-bones crew.
嗨 需要帮忙吗 Hi, can I help you?
你们迷路了吗 Are you lost?
要不要来杯咖啡 或是茶 Can I get you something... coffee, tea?
这么说吧 我们有点赶时间 You know what... we're in a bit of a hurry.
你能帮我们查一下这上面的DNA吗 Can you run this DNA for us?
当然可以 Well, of course.
抱歉 这里晚上通常没什么人来访 Sorry, not many people stopping by at night.
有时候简直想让人... Sometimes it makes you like...
对吧 Right?
嗯哼 Uh-huh.
我一会就回来 I'll be back in a sec.
好极了 Cool.
这时候确实没有什么"精英小组" Yikes... not exactly the A-team at this hour.
《天龙特攻队》 你们在聊《天龙特攻队》吗 "A-Team," Are you guys talking "A-Team"?
我超爱那个电视剧 我可以下载下来 I love that show... I could download it.
我们可以一起看 We should binge it.
肯定会很有趣 This is gonna be fun.
没错 和你一起看五季电视剧确实让人激动不已 Yep, totally excited to watch five full seasons of television with you,
但你能不能先帮我们把DNA测了 but could you actually run the DNA for us first?
感觉好像你对工作的重视 It kind of feels like you're prioritizing work
超过了我们的友谊 over our friendship.
因为我根本不认识你 Because I barely know you?
好吧 我懂你意思了 Fine, message received.
欢迎你从第三次 Oh, welcome back from your third
超长休息时间回来 massive break of the night.
- 谢了 - 我那是在挖苦你 - Thanks. - I was being sarcastic.
- 你去哪了 - 不想说 - Where do you keep going? - Not saying.
- 告诉我嘛 迪亚兹 - 不行 - Tell me, Diaz. - Nope.
- 拜托 告诉我嘛 - 我不会说的 - Come on, tell me. - Not talking about it.
说嘛 说嘛 说嘛 Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me...
好吧 Fine.
我去洗手间了 我拉肚子了 I was in the bathroom. I'm having stomach problems.
- 好吧 - 嗯 - Oh, okay. - Yeah.
- 对不起 - 拉得很厉害... - Sorry. - It's real bad...
- 不 没事了 - 你要是在场就好了 - No, that's all right. - You should've been there.
- 我不想听了 - 像大屠杀一样惨烈 - I don't have to hear it. - It was like a massacre.
- 不 可以了 请停下 - 数次奔流 - No, you can... please stop. - Multiple flush.
- 求你停下 - 队员们 注意 - Please stop. - Attention, squad.
所有人 集合一下 Everyone, gather 'round.
我一直在想办法提升士气 I've been researching ways to raise morale,
然后我在科技期刊上发现了一篇有趣的文章 and I found an interesting article in a scientific journal.
是那本叫"无人问津"的期刊吗 Oh, was it from "The American Journal of No One Cares"?
根据最新研究 做出微笑的表情 According to a recent study, the physical act of smiling
可以改善你的情绪 can improve your mood.
我建议大家一试 I suggest we give it a shot.
怎么样 Eh?
你们都试试 Now you all try.
笑容再大点 大点 再大 Big smiles, bigger, bigger!
棒极了 接下来两个小时 Great, now we just have to stay like this
我们要保持这个笑容 for the next two hours.
你们觉得起效了吗 Can you feel it working?
我的牙齿没有牙釉质 I don't have any enamel on my teeth,
所以冷空气让我很难受 so the cold air is excruciating.
如果你偶尔刷刷牙的话 Maybe if you brushed your teeth once in a while,
可能就不会有这个问题了 this wouldn't be a problem.
我当然有刷牙 I do brush my teeth.
是胃酸反流腐蚀掉的 They're decaying from acid reflux.
别出洋相了 You're embarrassing yourself.
哎呦喂 Crikey.
你不是澳大利亚人 吉娜 You're not Australian, Gina.
去泥的吧 呆瓜 Get stuffed, ya drongo.
伙计们 说真的 老接触空气 Guys, seriously, too much exposure to air,
牙会烂掉的 and they will turn to dust.
没有达到我期望中的效果 This isn't working out as well as I'd hoped.
得采取更激进的手段了 Time for the next level:
强笑 Forced laughing.
那个鉴识人员可真磨蹭 Well, that lab tech took a long time.
我们答应去参加他生日会之后 Once we agreed to go to his birthday party,
他动作可快了 he was actually pretty fast.
不过最重要的是 我们查到了匹配的DNA But, most importantly, we got a DNA match.
犯人就是... 戴夫·史密斯 We're looking for... Dave Smith.
听名字就是个小瘪三 Sounds like a real piece of crap.
没错 You said it.
现在我们只要调出他的资料就行了 Now we just gotta pull his files from records.
对 然后抓住他 等尼古拉耶醒来时 Yep, then we bust him, and we'll be done with plenty
我们早就搞定了 of time before Nikolaj wakes up.
尼古拉耶 Nikolaj.
嗯 尼古拉耶 我没说错 Hm? Nikolaj, yeah, I said it.
- 尼古拉耶 - 尼古拉耶 - Nikolaj. - Nikolaj.
边儿都不沾 尼古拉耶 Not even close. Nikolaj.
- 尼古拉耶 - 接近了... 尼古拉耶 - Nikolaj. - Almost... Nikolaj.
尼古拉耶... 我觉得我说对了 Nikolaj... I feel like I'm saying it.
你知道吗... 无所谓了 You know what... it doesn't matter.
音乐起 Hit me with the music!
# 长夜漫漫 哦 长夜 # All night long, all night...
你好 我们要调个档案... Hi there, we just need to pull a file...
不行 系统不在线 Can't... system's down.
晚上要做维护 They do maintenance at night.
没事 我们可以去另一个片区 That's okay, we'll just go to another precinct.
- 只能这样了 - 对 - That's all. - Yep.
# 长夜漫漫 哦 长夜 # All night long, all night...
你好 请问能调这份档案吗 Hi, can we get this file, please?
我们有急用 We're in a bit of a hurry.
没问题 亲爱的 Oh, absolutely, honey.
她走路好慢啊 She's going extremely slow.
好慢好慢 She's going so slow.
终于走到了 There we go.
我的眼镜 Oh, my glasses.
行了 我们去五四区吧 All right, we'll just go to Five-Four.
停 No.
你好 麻烦调份档案 急用 Hello, hi, please, file now, hurry.
抱歉 哥们 Sorry, dude.
我不知道怎么用这系统... 我是临时工 I don't know how to get onto this system... I'm a temp.
我来行吗 May I?
很好 让我来处理... 我去 小黄片 Great, let me just get over... oh, good lord, that is porn.
- 不能看吗 - 当然不能 - Oh, is that not allowed? - It is not.
没问题 只要把网页关了就行... No problem, we just close these tabs...
- 你看了不少啊 - 嗯 - You've got a lot of them. - Mm.
三型 还有九型 十二型和十三型 Type 3 and type 9 and 12 and 13...
这都是我得的糖尿病种类 those are all the diabeteses I have.
他们说得对 It's true what they say:
上夜班会让大家变成奇怪的人[床伴] Night shift makes for strange bedfellows.
你倒想得美 变态 In your dreams, perv.
恶 罗莎 Ugh. Rosa?
搞什么鬼 她不是说又要去洗手间吗 What the hell? She said she was in the bathroom again.
木有 八点二十七分以后她就没去过了 Nah, she hasn't been to the bathroom since 8:27.
什么 What?
还有... 恶心 Also... ew.
真是够了 希区柯克 C'mon, Hitchcock.
抓到了 Busted.
天啊 这个戴夫·史密斯真是恶贯满盈 Man, this Dave Smith's bad news:
持枪抢劫 严重伤害 谋杀未遂... Armed robbery, aggravated assault, attempted murder...
午夜男孩马上就要来探访他了 Well, he's about to get a visit from the Night Boys.
哎 这条瘸腿真是太麻烦了 Gah, this stupid limp is slowing me down.
查尔斯 你能... Charles, can you...
背你吗 Oh, give you a piggy?
- 什么 - 来吧 跳上来 - What? - Yeah, jump on it...
骑马马 I'll give you a piggy.
实际上 不用了 Actually, I'm good.
我只是想问你能不能帮我拿包 I was just gonna ask if you'd hold my bag.
没问题 这个比较合理 Oh, yeah, sure, makes more sense.
- 是 - 好尴尬 - Yeah. - Embarrassed.
总之 一切顺利 Anyways, this is great.
我们绝对能在天亮前抓到这个人 We're definitely gonna catch this guy before sunup,
而你就能回家见孩子了 and you will be home to see your kid.
不 Oh, no!
天杀的 Son of a bitch.
杰克 请进 Jake, come on in.
尼古拉耶 看谁来了 Nikolaj, look who it is.
你记得杰克·佩拉尔塔吧 You remember Jake Peralta.
故事里的那个人 From the stories.
我们睡觉前会讲你的故事 Yeah, we talk about you at bedtime.
来看我的水泥车 Look at my cement truck.
- 他喜欢卡车 - 厉害呀 小子 - He loves trucks. - Cool, it's cool, buddy.
听着 我知道你要陪孩子 Hey, listen, I know you're with your kid,
不过我看了档案 嫌犯最近登记的地址 but I checked the file, and our perp's last known address
就离这两个街区 is like two blocks from here.
真的吗 我们可以将他捉拿归案 Really? We gotta go take him down.
不错 这才是我认识的查尔斯 Yes, there's the Charles I know.
- 今晚就是戴夫·史密斯归案之时 - 今晚 - Tonight, Dave Smith goes down. - Tonight?
不 查尔斯 我们现在就去 No, Charles, we gotta go now.
你看了这人的犯罪记录 You saw this guy's rap sheet...
他曾经被捕过 罪名是企图谋... he was arrested for attempted mur...
瘙痒 瘙痒... 企图瘙痒 Tickling, tickling... attempted tickling.
好吧 瘙痒 Right, tickling.
听着 查尔斯 这人是个真正的... 坏蛋 好吗 Look, uh, Charles, this guy's a real... doodyhead, all right?
他瘙过一次痒 可能会再次瘙痒 He tickled once... he may tickle again.
我们说话这会儿他可能就在瘙痒了 He might be tickling as we speak.
我们面对的可能是个连环痒痒挠 We could be dealing with a serial tickler.
我真的很想去 杰克 I really want to go, Jake,
但现在只有我照看尼古拉耶 but I'm here alone with Nikolaj.
吉纳维芙要三小时后才会回来 Genevieve doesn't get back for three hours.
那我们就带上他 So let's just take him with us.
不行 太疯狂了 或许还是有可行性的 Nah, that's crazy... or is it just crazy enough to work?
就是疯狂 Just crazy.
天啊 照顾小孩真是太讨厌了 Ah, man, it stinks you've gotta watch him...
把事情都搞砸了 it's really messing everything up.
我说错了 I mean, that came out wrong.
我很高兴你有了儿子 并没有搞砸什么 I love that you have a son... it's not messing everything up.
只是破坏了我们破案和享受生活的能力 Just messing up our ability to solve the case and have fun.
你懂我意思 Ah, you know what I mean.
我是个好人 我站在正义的一方 I'm a nice guy... I'm in the right.
我自个儿去就行了 I'll just go myself.
再见 尼古拉耶 Bye, Nikolaj.
是尼古拉耶 Nikolaj.
随便啦 再会 Yeah, whatever. See ya.
我知道你们已经下班了 而且刚度过了一个难熬的夜晚 I know your shift is over, and you've had a challenging night,
但我找到了一个提振士气的新办法 but I think I've found a new way to raise morale.
跟我去简报室 Follow me to the briefing room.
这都是啥 What's all this?
这是下班后的休闲宝地 It's an after-work hang.
是刚成立的 Just trying to turn up, as it were.
这里有零食 游戏 装饰 椅子... We got snacks, games, decorations, chairs...
太好了 有椅子 Yes, chairs.
行啊 或许我们可以四处转转 闲聊一下 Cool, maybe we can mill around and small talk about how
我们中某些人是个怎样一直用谎言对别人撒谎的 some of us are big lying liars who lie all the time
大说谎精 罗莎 like a bunch of liars, Rosa.
我觉得派对上不适合聊这个 I don't think that's good party convo.
或许我们应该聊聊大家最喜欢的帆船结 Uh, maybe we should just name our favorite sailing knot.
我先说 I'll start.
布林结 The bowline.
来点音乐怎么样 How about some tunes?
不错 旋转木马音乐 Cool, merry-go-round music.
对 约翰·菲利普·苏沙 那个年代的史奇雷克斯 Yeah, John Phillips Sousa, the Skrillex of his day.
来啊 大家跳起来 C'mon, people, hit the dance floor.
开心一下 Have a good time.
为什么大家都不开心 Why is no one having a good time?
我还特别要求了 I specifically requested it.
吉娜 为什么你不跳舞 Gina, why aren't you dancing?
跳不了 我正在和《鳄鱼邓迪》里的 I can't. I'm in the middle of a feud with
"小里非刀"吵架 the "That's not a knife" Guy from "Crocodile Dundee."
他真的很贱 He's being a real bitch.
好吧 那我就... 结束派对吧 Fine, I guess I'll just... stop the party.
我都没意识到已经开始了 I didn't realize it ever started.
够了 Enough.
我努力想制造点乐趣 I tried to make this fun.
甚至去研究了啥是史奇雷克斯 I even learned what Skrillex was.
抱歉 你们都很惨 但你们猜怎么着 Sorry you're all miserable, but guess what.
我也很惨 So am I.
我每天都筋疲力尽 也没时间见我老公 I'm exhausted all the time, I never see my husband,
国家公共电台的午夜节目 烂透了 the late-night NPR programming... pure garbage.
我不管了 大家一起惨吧 I'm done trying. We can all be miserable together.
回家吧 Just go home.
喂 方才我看到你了 Hey, I saw you earlier.
你没在洗手间 You weren't in the bathroom.
你在公园长凳上玩手机 You were on a park bench playing on your phone.
没错 你扔下我处理所有工作 Yeah, you left me to do everything while I thought
我还以为你在拉屎 you were pooping.
希望你拉个够 老天保佑 I wish you were pooping. I wish to God.
对不起 I'm sorry.
罗莎 哭了... 不知道咋办 Oh, Rosa, crying... don't know what to do.
摸摸头 Pat, pat.
感觉怪怪的 This feels wrong.
我们三周前就逮捕了菲吉斯 We put away Figgis three weeks ago.
皮门托早就该回来了 Pimento should've been back by now.
我们原本计划危机解除后 We had plans to meet on that park bench once
就在公园的长凳那里碰面 但他没有出现 the coast was clear, but he hasn't shown up.
也许他还在卧底 又或者他压根忘了自己的身份 Maybe he's deep undercover, or he doesn't remember who he is,
也可能他死了 or maybe he's dead.
多谢你啊 Wow, thanks.
你说得对 我未婚夫就是个怪胎 You're right, my fiancé's a total weirdo
说不定早就死了 who's probably dead.
我可以赶紧死心然后继续写报告了 I'll just give up on him and go do my paperwork.
不是 迪亚兹 等等... 没准他只是受了重伤 No, Diaz, wait... maybe he's just really, really injured.
你搞什么 艾米 Come on, Amy.
让我看看 费斯克 琼斯 汤普金... All right, Fiske, Jones, Thompkins...
史密斯 Smith.
纽约警局 不许动 Whoa, hey, NYPD, freeze!
慢一点 这不公平 Slow down! This isn't fair!
我可拄着拐呢 I have a cane.
停 停 停 停车 Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
纽约警局 NYPD.
纽约警局 我要征用这辆车 NYPD... I need to commandeer this vehicle.
这是一辆跨界车 It's a crossover.
这是辆跨界多功能车 我不会给你的 It's a crossover SUV, and you can't have it.
我是警察 请你赶紧下车好吗 I'm a cop... can you please get out of the car?
不行 这可是施密特妈妈的车子啊 比起什么小混混 No, this Schmidt's mom's car, and I'm more scared of her
她要更可怕得多 than I am of some two-bit thug.
我不是什么小混混 我是警察 I'm not a thug... I'm police.
行吧 那你说一条法律看看 Okay, then name one law.
禁止杀人 Don't kill people.
是我的错 我要求太低了 That's on me... I set the bar too low.
能麻烦你下车吗 Look, can you please just get out?
好吧 车可以借你 但我是不会下去的 Okay, you can drive, but I'm not getting out.
- 没问题 - 另外 我开了座椅加热功能 - Right. - Also, I have the seat warmer
所以不要说我的屁股火热 on... I don't just have a really hot butt.
我不介意 嫌犯要跑了 Doesn't matter to me... A perp is getting away.
果然很热啊 Oh, it's very hot.
真不敢相信会有这种事 I can't believe this is happening.
真是多谢了 纽约 Thanks a lot, New York.
要是你们的城市真的那么好 You know what, if your city's so great, then how come
怎么都不是州首府呢 it's not the state capital?
谁在乎是不是州首府这种事啊 What... who cares about the state's capital?
这可是一座由梦想铸就的钢筋水泥之城 This is the concrete jungle where dreams are made of.
这听起来不太对啊 是由梦想建筑起来的吗 That doesn't sound right... where dreams are made of?
我不知道 你告诉我啊 I don't know... you tell me.
- 这可是你的破城市 - 这语法太奇怪了 - It's your dumb city. - It's grammatically odd.
管他的 我相信肯定也有些奇怪的歌唱的是 Whatever, I'm sure wherever you're from has strange songs
- 你居住的城市 - 洛杉矶吗 - written about it, too. - Los Angeles?
可恶 写给你们的歌都是好词 Damn it, all the songs there are so good.
嘿 注意点我的汤 Hey, watch my soup.
我在追嫌犯 你的汤对我来说无足轻重 I'm chasing a criminal. Your soup is not important.
你们警察可是宣誓要服务和保护人民的 You took an oath to serve and protect.
我的汤也算 That applies to my soup.
你知道誓词可不是这样的 You know that's not what the oath is about.
这种话你自己都不相信吧 You're making a point you don't even believe in.
垃圾车 Garbage truck!
该死的 Damn it!
让他跑了 He got away.
我的汤还撒了呢 Well, I spilled my soup.
你说说谁更惨 You tell me which is worse.
我啊 当然是我 My thing. Very clearly my thing.
霍尔特警监 能聊聊吗 Captain Holt, can we talk to you?
这是什么意思 What is the meaning of this?
谁要对我恶作剧吗 Am I the subject of a punking?
不过是工作前的小聚会罢了 It's a beginning-of-work hang.
怎么大家心情突然变好了 And why are you all in such good moods?
因为你向我们坦白了自己的伤心事 Because you told us that you're miserable, too.
这也就意味着 你会为我们争取 And that means you'll fight to get us off
不上夜班 对吧 the night shift, right?
对于这件事我要说的是 夜班烂透了 Well, here's what I have to say about that: The night shift stinks...
臭得和屁股有一拼 我会竭尽所能 stinks like a butt. And I will do everything
想办法把我们调回白班 in my power to make sure we get back to the day shift.
大家傻站在这里做什么 What are we standing around for?
苏萨的曲子放起来 我要好好放纵一下 Put some Sousa on already. I want to get wild.
瞧瞧 这不是著名的 Well, well, well, if it isn't one of
午夜兄弟之一嘛 the world-famous Night Bros.
是午夜男孩 我干嘛要纠正你啊 It's the Night Boys, and... why did I correct you?
我明明更喜欢"兄弟" I would've preferred "Bros."
你的案子解决了吗 Did you solve your case yet?
- 还没 - 我就说夜班没法破案吧 - No. - Night shift, am I right?
你让我想起了我 You remind me of me.
不是因为夜班 行了吧 It's not the night shift, okay?
我找到了嫌犯 本可以抓到他的 但是我行动不便 I found the perp, and I would've taken him down, but I'm hobbled,
而且当时也没有搭档 因为自从伯耶尔 and I didn't have a partner because ever since Boyle
有了儿子之后 他就顾不了别的了 had a son, that's all he can focus on.
你是在生气伯耶尔有了孩子吗 Whoa, hey, are you angry at Boyle for having a kid?
不是 我生气是因为我要上夜班 No, I'm just mad because I'm working the night shift,
还不得不拄拐 而且 没错 过去不管发生什么 and I have to use a cane, and, yes, the one thing I could
我知道伯耶尔总会支持我 而现在连这个 always count on no matter what... Boyle being there for me...
也没戏了 is also gone.
让白班的罗翰克给你支个招 What do you say we let day shift Lohank take
你觉得如何 a crack at this?
我来帮你疏通疏通 I'm gonna put a little something up in the old hopper.
你试试有没有感觉 You tell me if it vibes with you.
真恶心 That's so gross.
人生只会前进 不会后退 Life moves forwards, not backwards,
而且事情永远都不会一成不变的 and things will never be as they were.
你可以对此感到愤怒 但也可以选择接受 And you can be angry about that, or you can embrace the fact
你最好的朋友有了孩子这件事 that your best friend now has a son.
这多酷啊 老伙计 How cool is that, amigo?
"老伙计" Ugh, "Amigo."
好吧 是的 我承认 这是件很好的事 All right, fine, yes, I'll admit it, it is pretty cool.
伯耶尔早就想要个孩子了 Boyle's wanted it for a very long time.
我想应该怪我没有花时间好好认识尼古拉耶 I guess I haven't actually spent that much time with Nikolaj yet.
尼古拉耶 Nikolaj.
天 难道我真的要接受罗翰克的 Man, am I seriously about to take emotional advice
情感建议吗 from Lohank?
你知道你想的 我的朋友 You know you want to, compadre.
去找他吧 Go to him.
我真的很抱歉 Hey, I'm really sorry.
我不应该那么说皮门托 I shouldn't have said that about Pimento.
我相信他会回来的 I'm sure he's gonna come back.
我都没在考虑这件事了 I'm not even thinking about it anymore.
之前在洗手间里痛哭流涕的也不是我 That wasn't even me crying in the bathroom earlier...
那人只是和我穿了一样的鞋子罢了 不过她已经不在了 that was someone else with these same boots, but now she's gone.
听着 杰克加入证人保护计划 而我在这里 Look, when Jake was in witness protection, and I didn't know
担心他是否能平安归来的时候 是你一直陪着我 when he was ever coming back, you were always there
听我倾诉 when I needed to vent.
所以我也会帮你分担工作 如果哪天你需要有人 So I'll do your paperwork, and if you ever want company
陪你在长椅上等 我永远都在 on that bench, I'm there.
谢谢 虽然我建议你不要这么做 要是他真的 Thanks... I would advise against it though... if he does
回来了 场面会发展得非常粗鲁 非常迅速 come back, things are gonna get real raunchy, real fast, like,
比如说舔来舔去 可能会比较有伤风化... do a lot of licking, that's probably indecent exposure...
- 我想还是别... - 懂了 我明白了 - I don't want to get... - Okay, got it.
我还是赶紧开始帮你处理工作吧 You know what... I'll just start with this stack right here.
谢谢了 罗莎 真是愉快的谈话 Thanks, Rosa, okay, good talk.
嘿 怎么了 Hey, what's up?
我今晚没办法工作 I can't work the case tonight.
尼古拉耶的过敏症又犯了 Nikolaj's allergies are acting up,
而且似乎狗狗也对他过敏 and now the dog seems to be allergic to him.
太多事情了 It's this whole thing.
你找到史密斯了吗 Did you find Smith?
没有 事实上他跑了 No, uh, he actually got away.
- 抱歉 - 没什么 - Sorry, man. - Ah, it's all right.
现在是白班人员的问题了 It's the day shift's problem now.
你不是说不破案决不罢休吗 Whatever happened to working until it's done?
说实话... 罗翰克开导了一下我 Honestly... Lohank kind of talked some sense into me.
- 罗翰克 - 是的 太恶心了 - Lohank? - Yeah, it was so gross,
- 不过我是来道歉的 - 道什么歉 - but I want to apologize. - For what?
我一直在说自己多么希望所有事情 Well, I kept talking about how I wanted everything
都能恢复正常 但如果真是那样 to go back to normal, but if that actually happened,
这个小家伙就不会出现了 this little guy wouldn't be here.
或者说大家伙 Or is he big?
我也搞不清楚孩子到底多大才算大 I don't know what size kids are supposed to be,
或者说我对小孩根本一窍不通 or anything about kids, really.
我想或许这也是问题的一部分... 这不重要 I think maybe that's part of the problem... it doesn't matter.
我给尼古拉耶买了个礼物 I got a present for Nikolaj.
谢谢你 杰克 进来给他吧 Thanks, Jake. Come on in, give it to him.
- 尼古拉- 嘿 小家伙 - Niko. - Hey, little man.
一辆垃圾车 A garbage truck!
想不想听一件很酷的事情 You wanna know something cool?
一辆和这个差不多的车 今天差点撞到我了 A truck just like this almost killed me today.
不对 亲到我 差点亲到我了 Uh, kissed me, almost kissed me.
总之 我们往垃圾车里丢点垃圾吧 怎么样 Anyway, let's get some trash in this thing... am I right?
你好傻 You're silly.
是啊 我很傻 Yeah. I am silly.
天啊 我的梦想成真了 Oh, my God, this is a dream come true.
我要去拿手机 我得拍下来 I gotta get my phone... I gotta film this.
但我不想错过亲眼目睹的机会 Oh, but then I'll miss it.
可是我想要永远保存下来 Oh, but I want it forever.
但我应该留下来享受这一刻 Agh, but I should stay in the moment.
可我过后又会忘了的 Ah, but then I'll forget.
老天啊 这真是一场噩梦 Oh, my God, this is a nightmare.