神烦警探 第4季第7集
Amy的公寓
巴辛顿·派翠奇夫人
刚毛猎狐梗
纽约时报填字游戏编辑 S03E07曾提到艾米和杰克唯一一次"差点"吵架 原因就是杰克不知道威尔·肖兹是何方神圣
埃莫森·莱恩
凯恩梗
德国著名手表品牌
美剧《嗜血法医》男主角 喜欢杀人后分尸 剧情比较血腥
《俄勒冈之旅》是70年代一款以美国西部作为故事背景的游戏 玩家需要扮演马车领队指挥移民进行探险
辛辛那提橄榄球队
匹兹堡橄榄球队
"钢人"(steelers)和"小偷"(stealer)同音
杰克·佩拉尔塔
S04E02中曾提到过杰克与泰勒·斯威夫特的保镖打过交道
女士们先生们 今天我们齐聚一堂 Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here today
来解决一个历史未解之谜 to answer an age-old question.
对 艾米怎么样 恢复单身了吗 Right, what's Amy's deal? She single?
不是 我们正谈恋爱呢 拜托 No, we're dating. Come on.
这个谜就是 The question is:
在座的哪个人最会模仿 Who here does the best impression
雷蒙德·霍尔特警监 of Captain Raymond Holt?
评判的标准有声音 You'll be judged on voice,
肢体语言 以及浑身上下死气沉沉的气质 body language, and overall lack of flair.
每个人都要表演同一个场景 Everyone will perform the same scenario:
霍尔特警监与棉花糖的 Captain Holt eating a marshmallow
第一次亲密接触 for the very first time.
霍尔特模仿大赛现在开始 Let the Holt-off begin!
这黏黏的鬼东西究竟是何妖怪 What is this glutinous monstrosity before me?
这东西也太过甜腻了 The sugar in this is quite sweet.
你模仿的是霍尔特吗 That's your Holt impression?
我简直能听见他发出这种声音 I can hear him doing that.
看起来像个黏乎乎的枕头 Looks like a sticky pillow.
我不喜欢 还是来点古典乐吧 I don't care for it. Classical music.
这是怎么回事 你们在干什么 What's going on here? What are you doing?
警监 你好 我们没干什么 就是吃点棉花糖 Captain, hey, nothing, just eating some marshmallows.
来一个吗 Care for one?
软绵绵的糖 Marshed-mallow.
我就知道 I knew it!
刚才就是分配给大家的任务 That concludes our briefing.
下面说件私事 And now, on a personal note,
我对碧昂斯的《柠檬汁》有些感悟 I have some thoughts about Beyoncé's "Lemonade"
- 想跟大家分享 - 天啊 长官 - I'd like to share. - Oh, my God, sir,
尽管我们非常想听您的想法 as much as I want to hear those thoughts,
非常非常想 但是我觉得 and it is so, so much, I think we should
或许应该让艾米发言了 probably let Amy speak.
桑提亚戈 你来讲吧 Oh, Santiago, the floor is yours.
谢谢 好了 Thank you. Okay, here's everyone's
这是各位来我家过感恩节的日程安排 itineraries for Thanksgiving at my place.
我知道你们的家人大多都出城度假了 I know a lot of your families are out of town,
你们也只想放松放松 但是 我认为 and you just want to relax, but I think we'll all enjoy
如果严格按照日程表走 大家都会过得更开心 ourselves more if we rigidly stick to the schedule.
你连我们各自上洗手间的时间都安排好了吗 Whoa, did you assign us individual bathroom break times?
警长 你要再多嘴 Keep asking questions about it, Sarge,
我就把你上厕所的时间安排在斯库利后面 and your slot is after Scully's.
好啦 桑提亚戈 吓死宝宝了 All right, Santiago, damn.
你家的厕所你说了算 It's your toilet.
不好意思 Sorry, it's just that
只是我爸要来 他会有点神经质 my dad is coming into town, and he can be a little uptight.
连桑提亚戈都说这人神经质 Uh-oh, Santiago's calling someone uptight.
那绝对很可怕 That can't be good.
没那么严重啦 他只是喜欢做一些 He's not crazy. He's just the kind of guy
诸如把钱包里的钞票 who arranges the money in his wallet
按序号排好之类的事 according to serial number.
嗯 我一点都不惊讶 Yeah. That kind of guy.
伯耶尔 你开始准备火鸡了没 Boyle, are you set on the turkey?
今年的火鸡将会极其鲜嫩... This year's bird will be as moist as...
- 不 - 多汁... - Nope. - As juicy as...
- 不 - 水灵灵... - Nope. - As wet as you can...
伯耶尔 只要说一定好吃就行了 哥们 Boyle, just say it'll be good, man.
一定好吃 哥们 It'll be good, man.
我要开始着手做准备了 Well, I gotta go start getting ready.
不要迟到哦 否则我会割断你们的喉咙哦 Don't be late or I'll slit your throats.
不用假笑 我们知道你是说真的 You don't have to fake laugh. We know you mean it.
那就好 Good.
要第一次见艾米的父亲了吧 So, meeting Amy's dad for the first time, huh?
- 你紧张吗 - 有点 - You nervous? - Yeah, a little.
- 我是在问杰克 - 不会 警长 不紧张 - I was talking to Jake. - No, Sarge, I am not nervous.
我相信自己能给维克多·桑提亚戈先生 I'm confident that I'll make a great first impression
留下完美的第一印象 on Mr. Victor Santiago.
为什么你要用英国口音说话 Why'd you do it with a British accent?
因为我觉得古巴口音 I felt like doing the Cuban accent
我有点拿不准 would be a little dicey for me.
- 好理由 - 嗯 - Very good call. - Yeah.
我的建议 不要过分自信 My advice: don't be overconfident.
我第一次见凯文的父母时 The first time I met Kevin's parents,
我把勃拉姆斯的"五歌" I called Brahms' "Funf Gesange"
说成了106号作品 但其实是104号作品 opus 106 when it is, obviously, opus 104.
打那以后 他们就再也不理我了 They haven't spoken to me since.
真的吗 就因为这个吗 Really? Just for that?
是的... 当然也是因为他们都超级恐同 Yes... also because they're huge homophobes
他们认为是我用我神奇的生殖器把凯文掰弯了 who think that I made Kevin gay with my magic genitalia.
太令人难过了 不过我很高兴能听到你说 That's super sad, but I do like hearing you say
"生殖器"这个词 the word "Genitalia."
不过我已经准备好了 Well, I am ready for this.
我仔细询问了艾米 把她爸研究得透透彻彻 I pulled a full Amy and researched the crap out of him.
做成了这本宝贵的档案 Made this sweet binder.
里面全都是维克多的信息 Just a couple of factoids about Victor:
他是个退休警察 今年六十五岁 He's an ex-cop, 65 years old,
结婚三十五年 古巴裔 他最喜欢吃的是... married for 36 years, Cuban, his favorite food...
美味牌牛肉味狗粮 Flavor First beefy dog food.
等等 不好意思 Wait, no, sorry.
那是他的爱犬最喜欢吃的 That's his dog's favorite food.
他最喜欢吃的是... His favorite food is...
玉米 corn.
这才说得通 至少不能是狗粮 Makes more sense. Dog food's not in the name.
我对他了如指掌 I know everything about him,
因此我很清楚要扮成什么样子 才能让他认为 therefore I know exactly the type of person I need to be in order for him to think
- 我配得上艾米 - 不 杰克 你很好啊 - I'm good enough for Amy. - No, Jake, you're fine.
就向他亮出你最可爱的一面 Just flash him your baby browns,
他会喜欢的 做自己就行了 he'll love it. Just be yourself.
做自己 查尔斯 我只有一天时间 Be myself? Charles, I have one day
来赢取艾米父亲的青睐 想想你们自己 to win over Amy's dad. How long did it take
花了多久才喜欢上我的 before you guys started liking me?
- 几个星期吧 - 半年 - Couple weeks. - Six months.
- 喜不喜欢还不一定呢 - 看见没 查尔斯 - Jury's still out. - See, Charles?
"做我自己" 什么烂建议 "Be myself," What kind of garbage advice is that?
希望你不会教尼古拉耶这种烂东西 I hope you're not telling Nikolaj that crap.
尼古拉耶 Nikolaj.
好了 没时间了 Okay, we're running out of time.
你们觉得哪个更好 经典主教帽子形 What do you guys like better: classic bishop hat fold
还是皇冠形 皇冠形更显眼 or crown fold? Now, the crown is more showy,
可是主教帽子形有一种尊贵的感觉 but the bishop hat has a certain dignity.
如果不用皇冠形我就自杀 I'll kill myself if it's not the crown fold.
好吧 谢啦 Oh, okay, thanks.
有时候你必须假装很在意餐巾 Sometimes you have to pretend to care about napkins
才能不用再听别人唠叨餐巾 to stop hearing about napkins.
抱歉我来晚了 Sorry I'm late, guys.
我去磨斧子了 Had to get my ax sharpened.
为什么带斧子来 还有 斧子不错 Why do you have an ax? Also, nice ax.
谢谢 是为了火鸡准备的 Thank you. It's for the turkey,
等火鸡送到 我好把它的头砍下来 so I can chop its head off when it gets here.
- 把头砍下来 - 我订购了一只活火鸡 - Chop its head off? - I ordered a live turkey.
很快就送来了 因为你知道 俗话说 It's being delivered. Because you know what they say:
最好吃的火鸡就是死在你手上的那一只 The yummiest turkey is the one that just died in your hands.
查尔斯 你不能在这里杀生 Charles, you can't kill an animal in here.
太可怕了 恶心死了 That's horrible. It's disgusting.
我们绝不会同意的 对吧 艾米 We won't let you do it, right, Amy?
时间不早了 别搞得乱糟糟的就行 It's getting late. Don't make a mess.
别紧张 这又不是我第一次 Relax. It's not the first turkey
在朋友家的洗手间里杀火鸡 I've killed in a friend's bathtub.
不是吗 It isn't?
下面继续为您转播莱克星顿感恩节犬展 And now back to the Lexington Thanksgiving Day Dog Show.
看哪 前肢微倾 仪态端庄 Oh, look at her. Sloping, clean-cut,
比例匀称 步伐自信 forequarters, cocksure gait.
真是美翻了 She's majestic,
而且她自己也知道 and she knows it.
- 皮门托报道 - 艾德里安 - Pimento's here. - Ah, Adrian.
你赶过来了 感恩节快乐 So you made it. Happy Thanksgiving.
快乐啥呀 Is it?
出什么事了 Something wrong?
尽管说出来 Feel no pressure to talk about it.
上面说我不能回警队了 Brass says I can't rejoin the force.
说什么哪有人能缺勤七个月 Some crap about you can't just disappear from your job
什么什么什么的屁话 for seven months, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
真是太遗憾了 Oh, well, that's unfortunate.
我知道警察这份职业对你意义重大 I know how much being a cop meant to you.
我不知道以后要干什么 I don't know what I'm gonna do.
我想可以去当老师吧 I guess I could be a teacher.
"不好意思 特维斯 "Sorry, Travis, the answer's
"答案明显是伊斯坦布尔嘛 你说什么 "Obviously Istanbul. What did you say to me?
"不 或许你才是在浪费你的生命 "No, maybe you're wasting your life.
"对不起 雷默斯校长 刚才没看见您在这儿 "Sorry, Principal Ramos, I didn't see you there.
"等等 特维斯是贵公子 那我想 "Wait, Travis is your son? Hah, well, I guess you're
"你只好开除我了 真要开除 先生 你好大的胆子 "Just gonna have to fire me. Fired? Me? How dare you, sir.
"你信不信我..." 看 行不通 We will settle..." See, it just wouldn't work.
我曾经有个朋友 Hmm. You know, I had a friend
不得不从警队退休 that had to retire from the force.
后来当了私家侦探 He became a private investigator.
私家侦探哈 Ooh, PI, huh?
- 嗯 - 我觉得不错 - Mm. - I like that.
"你好 布朗维尔先生 "Hello, Mr. Branville,
"我查出你太太昨晚去哪儿了 "I found out where your wife's been going tonight.
"你先坐下 免得太过激动 "Have a seat, you're not gonna like this.
"她出轨了 "She's cheating on you.
"你说已经知道了是什么意思 "What do you mean you knew that already?
"你杀了她 "You killed her?
"还要把谋杀罪名栽赃给我 "And are framing me for the murder?
"现场到处都留下了我的指纹 "I just left my prints all over the crime scene.
"你真是个邪恶的天才..." Oh, you are an evil Ge..."
这行 这我能行 This... this I could get on board for.
- 嗯 - 只有一个问题 - Hmm. - Only problem is,
私人调查许可证要花上两千美金 PI license is like, two grand.
我可以借钱给你 I could lend you the money.
就当作是我 Think of it as an investment
出于信任给你的投资吧 from someone who believes in you.
谢谢 警监 这对我真是... Wow, thanks, Captain. That means every...
等等 你还随身带着支票簿吗 Whoa, hang on, you carry a check book with you?
当然了 谁知道会不会临时需要买什么东西呢 'Course, you never know when you're gonna need groceries.
真酷 So cool.
你在哪里 Where are you?
在机场接艾米的爸爸 Picking up Amy's dad at the airport.
你很厉害啊 Ooh, that's a strong move.
你已经按照计划 Have you successfully changed everything
成功改造了自己吗 about yourself as planned?
没错 你现在肯定认不出我了 Oh, yeah, you wouldn't recognize me.
我穿着毛衣 买了新鞋 I'm wearing a sweater, I bought new shoes,
还在脸上抹了那什么"润肤露" I put something on my face called "Moisturizer."
- 感觉棒极了 - 你洗车了吗 - It's amazing. - Did you clean your car?
我洗了 但还是不怎么像样 I did, but it didn't really take,
所以干脆租了一台新车 不过最厉害的是这个 so I just rented a new one, but here's the best part:
我特意为他打印了一张接机牌 I printed out a sign especially for him using
用的是他最喜欢的字体 加拉蒙体 his favorite font, Garamond.
谁会有最喜欢的字体啊 Who has a favorite font?
桑提亚戈家的人就有 每个人都有 The Santiagos do. All of them.
他来了 我得挂了 拜拜 Oh, here he comes. Gotta go, bye.
你好 桑提亚戈先生 Hey, Mr. Santiago.
我是杰克·佩拉尔塔 艾米的男朋友 I am Jake Peralta, Amy's boyfriend.
杰克 真高兴终于见到你了 Jake, nice to finally meet you.
- 我也是 - 看看啊 - You too. - Ah, look at that.
你也喜欢加拉蒙体吗 You're a Garamond man, huh?
当然了 要不还能用啥 坎布里亚体吗 Of course, what other font would I use, Cambria?
艾米说你有点神经兮兮的 不过我深表怀疑 Amy said you were a crack up, but I had no idea.
- 起作用了 - 你说什么 - Oh, it's working. - What?
不好意思 我们走吧 Excuse me? Shall we?
- 我帮你拿箱子吧 - 好 - Let me get your bag. - Sure.
帅哥们回来了 The two hunks have arrived.
嗨 Hi.
真高兴你来了 爸爸 So glad to have you here, Dad.
我也很高兴 小老虎 Happy to be here, tiger.
- 飞行顺利吗 - 很好 很好 - How was your flight? - Oh, good, good, you know,
我做了《纽约时报》上的填字游戏 I did "The Times" Crossword.
他们的字谜真不错 对吧 Oh, great puzzle to do, right?
- 我的老天啊 纵列17太难了 - 我知道 - Oh, my God, 17 down? - Oh, I know,
- 那横列16怎么样 - 横列34又怎么样 - what about 16 across? - What about 34 across?
纵列45呢 Oh, what about 45 down?
横列20也很精彩吧 What about 20 across?
- 我也做了 - 是嘛 - I also did it. - Yeah.
我和杰克在来的路上谈得很愉快 So Jake and I had a great conversation on the way here.
你都没说过他对共同基金很感兴趣 You didn't tell me he was so interested in mutual funds.
艾米听我聊这些都听烦了 Yeah, ugh, Amy is so bored of hearing me
什么资产分配 资产组合 归因分析之类的 talk about allocation, asset mix, attribution analysis.
我就喜欢整天说这些专业术语 These are just terms I throw around all the time.
而且要按字母顺序排列 In alphabetical order.
我的大脑就是这么有条理 Well, that's just how my brain works.
不然要怎样列举金融术语 I mean, how would you list financial terms,
随意说吗 难道我疯了不成 in random order? What are you, crazy?
他说的有道理 我喜欢这家伙 He's got a point. I like this guy.
是呀 Yeah.
霍尔特警监 Oh! Captain Holt.
这位是我父亲 This is my dad.
警监 久仰大名 Captain, heard a lot about you.
我也是 And I you.
你能把那边的蟹肉泡芙递给我吗 Do you mind passing me those crab puffs?
当然了 给你 Oh, certainly. There you go.
谢谢你 Thank you.
我此生别无所求了 That was everything.
没错 这是历史性的一夜 Yeah, pretty big night:
你生命中最重要的三个男人同处一个屋檐下 the three most important men in your life under one roof.
威尔·肖兹又不在这里 Well, Will Shortz isn't here.
霍尔特太惨了... 也许吧 Oh. Burn on Holt... probably.
你说的那个人一定是他吧 That's the one you were talking about.
凯恩梗头脑聪明且充满好奇 The Cairn Terrier is intelligent and inquisitive
个性也十分大胆 with a bold personality.
"个性大胆" "A bold personality."
大家都清楚这其实是什么意思 We know what that's code for:
你就是个小婊子 you're the bitch.
皮门托回来了 狗狗秀进展得如何 Pimento is back. How's the dog show going?
没有狗血剧情就啥都不是了 Well, it's not without its drama.
那个打扮爱尔兰雪达犬的人真的应该 Whoever groomed the Irish Setter might want to think about
打烂自己的脑袋 blowing his brains out.
是 是 是 刚刚那个刚毛猎狐梗呢 Yeah, yeah, yeah, how's that Wire Fox Terrier?
- 还领先吗 - 领先吗 - Still in the lead? - In the lead?
- 我都怀疑她能否赢得小组赛 - 什么 - I doubt she even wins her group. - What?
不 不 不 不要这么说 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't say that!
你说什么 她不会赢了嘛 What? She's not gonna win?
我把你那张支票全赌在刚毛猎狐梗上了 Ooh, I bet the check you gave me on the Wire Fox Terrier to win.
你怎么能那么做 Why would you do that?
那笔钱是为了让你去考私人调查执照的 That money was to help you get a PI license.
是的 但我想要快点还你钱 Yeah, but I wanted to pay you back fast.
我以为你的意思是那只小狗赢定了 You made it sound like the terrier was a sure thing.
你不是说她美翻了吗 You said she was majestic.
他们都美翻了 They're all majestic.
这可是全国直播的犬类比赛节目 This is a nationally-televised dog show.
这可不是闹着玩的 This is the big time.
听着 先生 我给你钱可不是 Listen, mister, I didn't give you that money
让你乱花的 我要把钱拿回来 so you could throw it away. I want it back.
我们要去一趟你赌注经纪人那里 We're gonna pay your bookie a visit.
- 啥 - 愿老天保佑 - What? - And so help me God,
你最好祈祷我不会错过这场"悼念" you better hope I don't miss the "In memoriam".
你要是想看死狗狗的话 If it's dead dogs you wanna see,
我倒是知道去哪给你弄一打 I know where to get my hands on dozens of them.
好了 All right, choo-choo!
蔬菜拼盘车开动起来了 Here comes the veggie train, leaving the station.
下一站 健康的身体 Next stop, a healthy body.
泰瑞家有小孩 我吃胡萝卜就好了 Terry has kids. Just carrots for me.
我不喜欢芹菜 讨厌那玩意 I don't eat celery, hate the stuff.
真有趣 我也是 Oh, that's funny. Me too.
真的吗 不会吧 Really? Get out of town.
虽然所有人都说 Even though everybody says...
它们差不多就是一种东西 They're basically the same thing.
我要再去续一杯 你要点什么吗 I'm gonna go get a refill. Do you want something?
如果有的话 Oh, uh, you know, if they have it,
一杯雷司令干白葡萄酒怎么样 maybe, like, a dry Riesling?
- 好品味 - 谢谢 - Excellent choice. - Thank you.
我知道绝对有 因为是我买的 They definitely have it. I brought it.
你真的应付得不错啊 Wow, you are really pulling this off.
我知道 事前调查真的有用 I know, all this research is actually gonna work.
我是不是应该万事都做好准备啊 Should I prepare for things all the time?
- 是啊 - 不要 这太疯狂了 - Yeah. - Nah, that's crazy.
听着 我真不敢相信你把所有事 Look, I can't believe you memorized
都记下来了 那可有一大本啊 that whole, huge binder.
我没有 我把册子带来了 Oh, I didn't. I brought it with me
藏在了门廊上 and hid it out on the stoop.
你有喜欢的钟表商嘛 So do you have a favorite watchmaker?
有的 不过我急着要去一趟厕所 I do, but I actually have to run to the bathroom real quick.
钟表... Watches...
找到了 Gotcha.
如果非要选一款手表的话 I guess if I had to pick one watch,
我一定会选诺莫斯格拉苏蒂 it would be NOMOS Glashütte.
那是一家位于德国萨克森州的公司 It's a German company based in Saxony.
说到这个 我刚刚把我的 Speaking of which, I think I just dropped
格拉苏蒂手表落在厕所了 a bit of a Glashutte in the ba?o.
走开一下 Steer clear.
唯一的坏处是 我总跟他说要去厕所 The only downside is, I've told him I have to pee
以致于他认为我得了泌尿道感染 so much he thinks I have a UTI.
不知道他是否得过泌尿道感染 I wonder if he's ever had a UTI.
我现在就偷偷溜出去 You know what, I'm gonna sneak outside
查查泌尿道感染的相关信息 马上回来 and get the 411 on the UTI. BRB.
他喜欢缩写 He loves abbreviations.
嘿 杰克 你是在找这个吗 Hey, Jake. You looking for this?
什么 才不是呢 What? Oh, no.
伯耶尔 你的火鸡来了 Boyle, your turkey's here.
很好 我们动手吧 All right, let's do this.
很酷吧 Pretty cool, huh?
我感觉自己像德克斯特 我猜的 I feel like Dexter. I think.
因为我并没看过这部电视剧 I never actually saw the show.
光看海报我都做噩梦了 Billboard gave me nightmares.
查尔斯 你疯了吗 Charles, are you crazy?
不行 我可不想看着一个活生生的动物死掉 No, I don't want to watch a living animal die
然后还吃它的肉 and then consume its flesh.
这和吃工厂里 How is this different than eating a turkey
杀掉的火鸡有什么区别 that's been killed in a factory?
因为我不用亲眼看到 Because I don't have to see that.
这叫眼不见心不烦 蠢货 It's called living in denial, you moron.
吉娜 我知道这看起来残忍 但它会死得干净利落 Gina, I know it seems cruel, but it's a swift death.
一刀砍掉脑袋 没有一点疼痛 One painless chop removes the head.
那听起来还挺好的 I mean, that doesn't sound so bad.
然后这具无头尸体顶多也就 And then its decapitated corpse only flops around
扑腾个半小时 for, like, half an hour.
如果我给这小家伙起个名字 You know what? You won't be able to
你就绝对下不去手了 go through with this if I give this little guy a name.
现在他叫尼古拉耶 He's now Nikolaj.
那是我儿子的名字 That's my son's name.
继续啊 抹了尼古拉耶的脖子 Go ahead, cut Nikolaj's throat.
打断一下 吉娜 但我们需要一只火鸡 Sorry, Gina, but we need a turkey,
而且只有你一个人在抱怨 and you're the only one complaining.
我也反对 这是一场不公平的对决 I don't like it either. It's not a fair fight.
应该给那鸟一把枪 看看会怎么样 Give the bird a gun, then see what happens.
警长 你一定也很反感吧 Sarge, this must bother you too.
没错 但在感恩节吃一个大鸡腿 Yeah, but eating a big drumstick on Thanksgiving
会让泰瑞感觉好极了 makes Terry feel like a king.
抱歉 但现在五比二 Sorry, but it's five against two.
等等 你觉得我和希区柯克想吃那只火鸡 Wait, you assume Hitchcock and I want to eat that turkey?
- 是啊 - 谢谢 - Yeah...? - Thank you.
查尔斯 放手去干吧 Charles, do what you need to do.
收到 Copy that.
不 等等 Uh-uh, no, hold up.
- 罗莎 去拿鸟 - 明白 - Rosa, get the bird. - On it.
我就站在这 把生命献给查尔斯的杀欲 I'll stand here and sacrifice my life to Charles's bloodlust.
我不会杀你的 吉娜 I'm not gonna kill you, Gina.
那你就已经输了 Huh, then you already lost.
不 你要去哪 No, where are you going?
跑到天涯海角我都会找到你们的 Hey, you can run, but you can't hide.
尼古拉耶的鲜血早晚会染红这间公寓 The apartment will run red with the blood of Nikolaj.
请别再这么叫他了 Please stop calling him that.
你在外面干嘛 So, uh, what are you doing out here?
偷偷抽根烟 总是戒不掉 Sneaking a cigarette. I just can't quit.
但你知道的 对吧 136页 But you knew that, didn't you? Page 136.
你拿的那本怪书是什么 What is that strange book you're holding?
我之前从没见过 I've never seen it before.
"杰克·佩拉尔塔戏耍艾米之父指南" "Jake Peralta's Guide to Tricking Amy's Dad."
什么 谁写上去的 What? Who put that there?
我为什么还要搞个封面 Why did I use a title page?
放轻松 杰克 没关系 我觉得很了不起 Relax, Jake, it's okay. Actually, I'm quite impressed.
- 是吗 - 没错 你做了 - You are? - Yeah, you did a ton
很多的研究 做了满满一活页夹 of research here. You made a binder.
这是桑提亚戈家族式的精神 This is real Santiago stuff.
是啊 我想是的 我还贴了标签呢 Yeah, I... I guess it is. I even used tabs.
- 上乘的标签 - 没错 - The good ones. - Yes.
标签也分上乘和下乘的 There are good and bad types of tabs.
- 人人都知道 - 不敢相信 - That's something we all know. - I can't believe
你全都调查了 我的家谱 you did all this. You've got my family tree,
我所有的案件卷宗 配了很多图 all of my case files, lot of photos.
没错 恕我直言 Yes, and might I add,
你九十年代的马尾辫让艾米很丢脸 your ponytail in the 90s puts Amy's to shame.
他们以前总叫我"狮子" They used to call me "The Lion."
好昵称 Wow, cool nickname.
他们叫我"梭鱼" They call me "The Barracuda."
其实是我自己起的 我想让大家都这么叫我 Well, I call me that. I'm hoping it catches on.
我想知道 我这件旧案子 I was wondering what you thought about
你是怎么想的... one of my cases...
埃塞克斯第一银行抢劫案 First Essex Bank Heist.
没错 我看了那个案子 Yes, I read that one.
他们在开张前一天被抢劫了 They got robbed the day before their grand opening.
我一直没能破那个案子 I never solved that one.
这困扰了我二十年 That bothered me for 20 years.
但我看到你在这里写了 But I see that you wrote a note here that says,
"建筑承包商干的 拜托 多明显啊" "Contractor did it, come on, so obvious."
什么 Oh, what?
你知道我们年轻人 Well, you know us millennials,
总是喜欢夸张 we're always exaggerating.
但我是这么想的 But what I think happened there is,
我看了卷宗 然后注意到 is that I was reading that file, and I noticed
那个建筑承包商 鲁索... that the contractor, Russo, was the, um...
- 很明显 - 很明显是嫌疑人 - Obvious? - Obvious suspect, but only
但在某种程度上来说 他是唯一一个 in the sense that he was the only one who could've
可能犯案的人 因为他有蓝图 possibly done it 'cause he had the blueprint.
我和鲁索谈过 他有不在场证明 I talked to Russo. He had an alibi.
当然 当然 Of course, of course.
但建筑公司的名字叫"鲁索父子公司" But, you know, the name of the company was "Russo and Sons,"
所以我想可能 大概 明显是他的儿子们干的 so... I figure probably, maybe, definitely the sons did it.
大概 可能 一定 Maybe. Probably. For sure.
他儿子 天哪 是他儿子 Sons? Oh, my God, the sons.
可能你还真说对了 I think you might be on to something.
- 是吗 - 我不知道 - Really? - I don't know
我怎么忽略了那一点 how I missed that.
他们肯定还住在纽约 I bet they still live here in New York.
我们应该现在去找他们 We should go talk to them right now.
如果你不介意的话 I mean, if that would be okay.
"不介意" 你在开玩笑吗 "Okay," Are you kidding me?
我很乐意和你一起破案 I would love to work a case with you.
太棒了 That's amazing.
看来狮子要再次咆哮了 Looks like The Lion is gonna roar again.
而梭鱼要... And the Barracuda is gonna...
什么 What?
总之你懂的 我们走吧 Anyway, you get it, let's go.
你的赌彩经纪人住在大学宿舍 Your bookie lives in a college dorm?
他是新生 学校不准大一新生 He's a freshman. They don't let them
住在校外 真蠢 live off-campus first year. Doi.
嗨 艾德里安 进来吧 感恩节快乐 Hey, Adrian, come on in. Happy Thanksgiving, man.
住嘴 艾伦 Can it, Alan.
听着 我得把钱要回来 Listen, I need the money back,
现在就还给我 and I need it back now.
天哪 对不起 Aw, geez, I'm sorry.
我做不到 我是在网上下注的 I can't do that. I placed the bet online.
我没法取消 It's not like I can cancel it.
你是在网上下注的 You just placed the bet online?
没错 他本来可以自己下注 Yeah. He could've done it himself.
非常简单 It's really easy.
我一直和他说 现在已经不需要经纪人了 I kept telling him there's no need for bookies anymore.
不不不 我不会去用电脑的 好吗 No, no, no, I don't mess with computers, okay?
自从在《俄勒冈之旅》里被痢疾折磨死 我就对电脑 Ever since I died of dysentery on the Oregon Trail, I was like,
敬而远之了 我绝不会再用那玩意了 no thank you. I'm done with this.
好吧 听着 钱已经在加勒比海了 Okay, look, the money's already in the Caribbean.
我什么都做不了 There's nothing I can do.
看来我们要去 Looks like we're going
加勒比海走一趟了 to the Caribbean.
你知道我们不会去加勒比海的 对吧 You do know we're not going to the Caribbean, right?
我可不知道 那真是太可惜了 I didn't know that. That is a bummer.
出来 伙计们 Come on, guys.
已经很晚了 开门 It's getting late. Open the door.
不可能 除非你答应让这只小火鸡 Not until you promise to let this little turkey
在罗莎家里安度晚年 live out the rest of his life with Rosa.
什么 为什么它不能跟你住 What? Why can't it live with you?
我只负责出谋划策 I'm an ideas man.
好吧 那就这样 你们让我别无选择了 All right, that's it. You've left me no choice.
搞定 There we go.
谢谢 Thanks.
把鸟给我们 Now give us the bird.
很乐意 Gladly. Whoop, whoop...
不是那只鸟 Not that bird.
不许再靠近一步 Don't take another step.
该结束了 This ends now.
我很抱歉 姑娘 I am so sorry, girl.
玩得很愉快 可还是不行哦 Great party, but uh-uh.
好了 来吧 All right, here it is.
你自由了 勇敢的小鸟 Be free, noble bird.
你自由了 飞吧 飞向自由吧 Be free, fly away. Fly to freedom.
吉娜 火鸡不会飞 Gina, turkeys can't fly.
为什么他这样看着我 Why is he looking at me like that?
大家都别轻举妄动 Nobody make any sudden moves.
没错 它的爪子可不是一般的锋利 Yeah, and those talons are super sharp, huh?
这家伙简直像恐龙一样可怕 That thing's a freaking dinosaur.
那么银行被抢的时候 你在哪 So, where were you the day the bank was robbed?
我不太懂 爸爸 怎么回事 I don't understand, Dad. What's going on?
- 亲爱的 这个人... - 梭鱼 - Well, honey, this man... - The Barracuda.
想和我聊聊二十年前 Wants to talk to me about something that happened
发生的事 而正如我对那位先生所说的... 20 years ago, and as I said to that man...
狮子 The Lion.
二十年前 我在匹兹堡 20 years ago, I was in Pittsburgh
参加一场垒球比赛 at a softball tournament.
匹兹堡 有趣 Oh, Pittsburgh, interesting.
孟加拉虎队的老家 Home of the Bengals.
是钢人队的老家 Home of the Steelers.
不 这才是小偷的老家 No, this is the home of the stealers.
我是在套你的话呢 I set you up perfectly for that.
在你忙着制造不在场证明时 While you were busy establishing an alibi,
你的儿子们跑去布鲁克林抢劫了银行 your sons were back in Brooklyn robbing the bank.
但我们当时也在比赛现场 But we were at the softball tournament too.
空口无凭的话谁不会说 Oh, convenient you say that now when you have no proof.
你们不是赢了个奖杯吗 Didn't you guys bring back a trophy?
一个奖杯并不能证明什么 A trophy's not really proof.
我们还有和球队的合影 We also have a framed photograph of the team,
还有整场比赛的录像带和三十九个证人 a videotape of the whole event, 39 eye-witnesses,
一家报社的比赛报道 a newspaper article about it,
加油站的监控录像也可以证明 and security footage from the gas stations
我们往返匹兹堡的途中都在那里停留过 we stopped at on the way to and from Pittsburgh.
好吧 我不得不说 你准备得如此充分 Okay, I gotta say, it seems a little weird
真是相当可疑啊 you're so prepared for these questions.
没有 才不是呢 No, it's not.
二十年前我和我哥哥就被迫为了这事 My brother and I had to gather all that information
搜集了所有这些信息 20 years ago when we got accused of
因为就是这家伙要指控我们 the exact same stuff by him.
你说啥呢 Say what now?
警监 你看起来很沮丧 Captain, you seem upset.
你是不是对我有什么不满 Are you mad at me about something?
那还用说 我借给你两千美元 Yes, obviously. I gave you $2,000,
结果全打了水漂 and you threw it away.
我就知道是因为这个 太蠢了 艾德里安 真是太蠢了 Ugh, I knew that was it. Stupid, Adrian, stupid!
- 这不只是钱的问题 - 我知道 是因为你信任我 - And it's not just the money. - I know... you believed in me.
我取得了你的信任 然后又把它全毁了 And I took that belief, and I just dumped all over it.
等等 艾德里安 我收到了短信提醒 Wait, Adrian, an SMS text alert.
然后还脱了裤子在上面... Just pulled my pants down and squatted all...
艾德里安 闭嘴 Adrian, be quiet.
猎兔犬出局了 The beagle's been eliminated.
我们的狗进了前三名 Our dog is in the top three!
把频道调到犬展 快点 Put the dog show on, at once.
正在比赛呢 The game's on.
调到犬展的频道 汉克 Put on the dog show, Hank!
正在进行加时赛呢 It's in overtime.
所以这算什么 你给我下套了 So what was that? You set me up?
你早就知道他们有不在场证明 You already knew they had an alibi.
我当然知道 Of course I did.
我猜你在整理那个草率敷衍 毫无条理的垃圾活页夹时 I guess you must have missed that fact when you were putting together
一定是遗漏了这些证据 your sloppy, lazy, garbage binder.
什么 我还以为你喜欢那个活页夹 What? I thought you loved my binder.
你还夸我用了上乘的标签 You said I used all the good tabs.
那些标签压根都没对齐 Those tabs weren't even cascading.
好吧 我知道了 Okay. Oh, I see.
我想我明白是怎么回事了 I think I know what's happening here.
你不高兴 是因为我和艾米已经赤诚相见了 You're upset because Amy and I have seen each other's butts.
- 你说什么 - 哦 天哪 不是这个原因 - What? - Oh, God, it wasn't that.
请忘记我说的关于你女儿裸体的事 Please forget I said anything about your daughter's butt.
你知道我为什么不喜欢你吗 杰克 You know why I don't like you, Jake?
很显然是因为我的活页夹 'Cause of my binder, apparently.
不 No.
是因为我的活页夹 Because of my binder.
怎么了 你以为我不会做调查 What, you think I wouldn't do my own research,
找出关于我女儿 find out everything I could
约会对象的所有信息吗 about whoever my daughter is dating?
好吧 但是看起来你也没查到什么负面消息 Okay, fine, but it's not like you found anything bad about me.
你看我的信用评分 一百分 I mean, look at this credit score: 100.
- 满分850 - 哦 不会吧 真的吗 - Out of 850. - Oh, no, really?
这个活页夹里的人 是一个行事懒散 毫无纪律 This binder tells the story of a sloppy, disorganized,
不负责任的人 irresponsible individual
而且他还被禁止出现在泰勒·斯威夫特五百英尺范围内 who's not allowed within 500 feet of Taylor Swift.
那只是一个误会 That was a misunderstanding.
你配不上我家艾米 You're not good enough for my Amy.
我可不想让我唯一的女儿和一个糟糕的人交往 I don't want my only daughter dating a screw-up.
是吗 好吧 我也不想 Oh, yeah? Well, I don't want
我唯一的女朋友有一个混蛋老爸 my only girlfriend daughtering a jerk-dad.
走着瞧 Burn on you.
是艾米打来的 It's Amy.
我能接吗 我有资格 Can I answer it? Am I good enough
和她通话吗 to have a conversation with her?
说实在的 你没有 Honestly, no.
好吧 我不在乎 我还是要接 Well, I don't care. I'm doing it anyway.
你好 宝贝 你的翘臀还好吗 Hello, lover. How's that butt?
你说什么 你和我爸在一起吗 What? Are you with my dad?
当然了 而且我开了扬声器 I sure am, and you're on speaker phone.
不要感到不自在 把你的欲望还有 So feel free to tell me all about your sexuality
有关我们性生活的事都说出来 开始吧 and the intercourse we might have together, getting it in.
我只是想告诉你公寓里有一只 I was just calling to tell you there's a turkey
乱跑的火鸡 但是不知道为什么 loose in the apartment, but somehow that's not
这好像并不是这通电话里最奇怪的事 the weirdest part of this phone call.
出什么事了吗 What's going on?
没什么 只是刚和你爸进行了一场 Oh, nothing. Just had a real eye-opening
令人大开眼界的谈话 conversation with your dad.
我想得到他的认可 但是他说 I wanted his approval, but he says
我永远也配不上你 I'll never be good enough for you.
- 你说什么 - 我明白 - What the hell? - I know, right?
- 告诉你爸 他错了 - 不 我对你感到很失望 - Tell him he's wrong. - No, I'm upset with you.
这就对了 咬死他 虎妞 That's right, go get 'em, tiger.
我对你也很失望 怎么 现在是一九五零年吗 I'm also upset with you. What is this, 1950?
没有父亲的允许 我就不能和别人在一起了吗 I can't date someone unless I have my father's approval?
- 当然可以... - 你们的所作所为就好像 - Oh, obviously you can... - You guys act like this is
这是你们能决定的事 好像女人在这个过程中 your decision to make, like, the woman doesn't even exist
根本不存在一样 好吧 这个女人... in this equation. Well, this woman...
- 等等 艾米 别说了 - 你什么意思 - Wait, Amy, shut up. - Excuse me?
我是说 对不起 你关于性别平等的观点 I mean, I'm so sorry, you were making a totally
非常有道理 但是我刚刚想到 valid point about gender equality, but I just thought
一些非常重要的事 所以我要挂电话了 好吗 of something really important so I'm gonna hang up on you, okay?
爱你 再见 Love you, bye.
不是鲁索或者他的儿子们干的 It wasn't Russo or his sons.
是他的女儿 It was the daughter!
好吧 得有个人出去 All right, someone's gotta go out there
干掉那个长着羽毛的怪物 and kill that feathery bastard.
罗莎 你不是总想找机会砍了谁的脑袋吗 Rosa, you're always looking for an excuse to behead something.
别看我 Don't look at me.
泰瑞花了那么多时间练肌肉 Terry wastes all that time building muscles,
- 让他去 - 得了吧 你们都知道 - make him do it. - Oh, come on, you all know
我这都是花架子 是吉娜把它放出来的 these are just for show. Gina's the one who set him free.
我怎么知道自己的行为会造成 How was I supposed to know there'd be consequences
- 这样的后果 - 够了 - for my actions? - Enough.
这件事由我而起 I started this.
就让我来画上句号吧 I'm gonna end it.
现在是火鸡时间 It's turkey time.
终于到了最后一圈 This is it, the final lap.
卷毛比熊出局了 Bichon Frise dismissed.
就剩最后两只了 我们和那只 We're the top two, just us and that stupid
该死的雪纳瑞 freaking schnauzer.
加油 刚毛猎狐梗 加油 宝贝 Come on, Wire Fox Terrier. Come on, baby.
嘘 嘘 嘘 评委已经决定了 Shh, shh, shh, shh. The judge has made his decision.
闭嘴 Shut up!
抓着我的手 警监 抓着我的手 Hold my hand, Captain. Hold my hand.
在犬展中夺冠的是 And Best in Show goes to
刚毛猎狐梗 the Wire Fox Terrier.
- 我会永垂不朽 - 耶 - I'm gonna live forever! - Whoo!
查尔斯呢 已经很久没听到动静了 Charles? It's been quiet for a while.
你还好吗 Everything okay?
我本来要把这混蛋的头砍下来 I was gonna chop the heck out of this bastard,
但是他看着我的眼睛 but then he looked me in the eye,
然后我突然意识到生命的美妙 and I realized that nature is beautiful.
他把你伤得不轻 是吗 He scratched you up real bad, didn't he?
没错 他可把我害惨了 Yep, he got me good.
没关系 从我开始 It's okay. Once I started
给他吃豪达奶酪后 他就温和多了 giving him Gouda, he showed me mercy.
所以我们不吃这只火鸡了吗 So we're not eating the turkey then?
当然不吃 Obviously not.
大家好啊 Hello, everyone.
猜猜看 谁刚刚解决了一起二十年的悬案 Guess who just solved a 20-year-old unsolvable case?
等等 你说什么 Wait, what?
你们找到了抢劫埃塞克斯第一银行的犯人吗 You guys figured out who pulled the First Essex Bank job?
没错 我们意识到 Yep. We realized
我们从没调查过那家女儿的不在场证明 we never checked the daughter's alibi.
她没有参加垒球赛 也能接触到施工资料 She wasn't at the softball trip, she had access to the plans,
然后她就全都承认了 and then she just confessed.
就是这样 今天我们逮捕了一个女人 That's right. We arrested a woman today
正因为我们是女权主义者 because we are feminists.
所以 这表示你们现在喜欢对方了吗 So, does this mean you like each other now?
- 没错 - 还不好说 - Yep. - Jury's still out.
- 唉哟 - 这不重要 - Uh-oh. - Doesn't matter.
艾米的想法才是最重要的 It only matters what Amy thinks,
而且很明显 她爱你 and apparently she loves you.
确实 I do.
这是我们第一次接吻 That's the first time we've ever kissed.
耶 Yeah!
- 刚毛猎狐梗兄弟回来了 - 哇 - The Wire Fox boys are back! - Whoo!
耶 Yeah!
我刚刚赢了七万美元 I just won 70 grand,
所以 罗莎 打包行李 So, Rosa, pack your bags,
我们要去坦帕度假了 we're going to Tampa.
- 棒 我已经等不及了 - Tight. Can't wait.
- 伙计们 奶酪用完了 - Guys, I'm out of Gouda.