神烦警探 第4季第9集
查尔斯的女神黛安·韦斯特[参见S03E16] 著名老牌女演员
yeast infection指阴道炎等真菌感染
这可疑吗 Is that fishy?
我觉得很可疑 有好多狗 Seems fishy to me... There's a lot of dogs...
外面有好多狗 There's a lot of dogs out there...
它们互相摞在一起 They're right on top of each other.
也难怪你们在里面 而我只能待在外面 But that's why you guys are in there, and I'm out here.
戴着耳麦... On the mic, you know...
测试一 测试二 测试 Check one, check two, check,
我真的在我姐姐的婚礼上做过DJ You know, I actually did DJ my sister's wedding,
结果可不怎么样 It did not turn out well.
天啊 有时我看着我姐姐 我不禁会想... God, sometimes I look at my sister, and I'm like...
她有两个孩子 She's got two kids,
漂亮的房子 而我 beautiful house, and I'm like...
C.J.你到底是怎么混的呢 C.J., what have you done with your life?
Flaco的仓库 晚11:30
均为卡通片角色 Baba Booey其实叫Baba Looey 所以这个词其实是用来嘲笑自以为是不懂装懂的人
你好呀 伯耶尔 周末过得怎么样 Hey there, Boyle. How was your weekend?
并不好 我病了 Well, actually I got a little sick.
是吗 真遗憾啊 哥们 Oh, really? I'm sorry to hear that, man.
就是 那天电视上在播《子弹横飞百老汇》 Yeah, "Bullets over Broadway" was on TV.
我被黛安·韦斯特[的表演]严重感染了 And I came down with a big ol' Dianne Wiest infection.
简直要发炎了[太棒了] Like "Yeast".
交警那边我来协调 So I'll coordinate with the transit cops while you
你去跟进地检那边... 有什么事吗 follow up with the DA's off... Uh, can I help you,
- 斯坦利警监 - 你们有没有看到 - Captain Stentley? - Oh, hey, uh, did you guys
哪里放着一个黑色的背包 see a black backpack sitting around anywhere?
- 没看到 - 没有 - I did not. - No.
糟了 这下真的彻底完蛋了 Aww, shoot, this is turning out to be a real cluster-biff.
怎么了 背包里是什么东西 Why? What's in the backpack?
就一些证物而已 你们知道有个叫弗拉克的毒贩吗 Uh, just some evidence. Do you guys know a drug dealer named Flaco?
知道 是个有名的毒枭 Oh, yeah, he's a big-time supplier,
布鲁克林一半的地盘都被他纳入囊中 consolidated half the territory in Brooklyn,
那个背包是他手下一个马仔的 Well, the bag belongs to one of his runners,
里面装着一坨足球那么大的可卡因... and it contains, like, a football's worth of cocaine...
我对大小没什么概念... 还有个手机 I'm not good with sizes... And a cell phone.
你认为那个手机 And you think that the cell phone might
有可能为我们提供抓住弗拉克的线索 have intel that could lead us to Flaco.
我现在想起来了 这个思路太棒了 I do now. That's a great theory!
可是包不见了 所以... Whoa. But the bag is missing, so...
万一找不到了 这事会有多严重 Hey, how big of a deal is it if I, um, if I never find it?
应该是非常... I'd say it's a very...
- 婉转点 - 好吧 不要紧的 - Sugarcoat it for me. - Okay, um, no biggie.
真是好消息 多谢多谢 Ahh, that is great news. Thank you so much.
一有情况就通知我 Hey, if you see something, say something.
还挺朗朗上口 我好像刚创作了一首热门歌 Oh, that is catchy, huh? It's like, I just made up a hit song.
幻觉 这是警方常用语 Nope, very common police expression.
# 一有情况 # ? If you see somethin' ?
# 就通知我 快来欢度今宵 # ? Say somethin', come on and party tonight ?
我们的机会来了 如果C.J.找不到那件证物 This is our chance. If C.J. can't find that evidence,
他就会被解雇 我们就有机会调回白班 he could be fired. This could be our way back onto the day shift.
# 快来欢度今宵 # ? Come on and party tonight ?
还真挺朗朗上口的 Wow! It's actually a really catchy song.
没啥好欢乐的 There's nothing to celebrate.
斯坦利警监肯定能找回证据 Captain Stentley is going to find that evidence
- 因为我们会帮他 - 什么 不 - because we're gonna help him. - What? No, this is our chance
这是我们搞垮他的好机会 拜托 今晚就行动吧 to undermine him. Come on and party tonight,
佩拉尔塔 我们是警察 Peralta, we're police officers.
我们有责任保护这个城市 We have a duty to protect this city.
我们曾经许下誓言 神圣的誓言 We took an oath, a sacred oath.
要是因为证据丢失 导致毒品流落到街头 What if those drugs end up on the street or a dangerous criminal is set free
或危险的歹徒逍遥法外 怎么办 because of missing evidence?
好吧 你就是想说那个 Okay, you know, you're trying to say it's whatever
因为你那个... because you just...
- 你在嘀咕啥 - 我当然要嘀咕 - You're fumfering. - Of course I'm fumfering.
行 我们去找那个包 今晚就行动 Fine, we'll find the bag. Come on and party tonight.
可恶 Damn it.
各位 局里又有新的环保任务了 Hey, guys, department has a new green initiative.
我们的用电量必须减少百分之十五 We have to reduce energy usage by 15%.
也就是说不能再用覆膜机了 桑提亚戈 That means no more laminating, Santiago.
没关系 反正最能带给我欢乐的也不是这东西 Oh, that's fine. It's not the thing that gives me the most pleasure in life.
跟人类的互动才是让我最开心的 Interacting with other people, that's what gets me going.
斯库利 希区柯克 收起你们的巧克力喷泉 Scully, Hitchcock, lose the chocolate fountain.
那我们用什么蘸草莓 What are we supposed to dip our strawberries in?
用芝士喷泉吗 绝对不行 Our nacho cheese fountain? That's crazy.
除非... Unless.
- 警长 你这个可爱的小坏蛋 - 都收起来 - Sarge, you beautiful bastard. - Get rid of 'em.
还有吉娜 你也不能再全天候开着那台取暖器了 And, Gina, you can't run that space heater 24/7 anymore.
取暖器 不好意思 Space heater? Excuse me, this is
这可是天炉牌红外舒适系统 而且她的名字叫杰辛塔 a Fornax Radiant Comfort System, and her name is Jacinta.
好 那杰辛塔必须走 Okay, well, Jacinta's gotta go,
他不是那个意思 宝贝 He didn't mean that, darling.
- 严肃点 把取暖器关了 - 不 - Seriously, turn off the space heater. - No.
立刻关掉 这是命令 Do it, now. That's an order.
你最好不要跟吉娜·林奈特的任性做对 Yeah, well, you don't wanna start a battle of the wills with Gina Linetti
否则结果一定让你备受打击 because you will emerge from that battle a broken man.
不是吹牛 我幼儿园老师自杀时遗书里写了我的名字 Not to brag, but I was name-checked in my kindergarten teacher's suicide note.
吓死宝宝了 Oh, my God,
找到丢失的背包了吗 Any luck finding the missing backpack?
没有 不过我在厕所的卷纸架上 No, but I did find C.J.'s wallet, badge, and gun
找到了C.J.的钱包 警徽和枪 on top of the toilet paper dispenser,
估计他还没发现这些东西丢了 I'm assuming he doesn't know they're missing.
你干嘛要帮这个人 长官 Why are you helping this guy, sir?
他和你完全是两种人 He's the opposite of everything you stand for.
他最喜欢说的口头禅是 His favorite expression is
"这会留下痕迹的" "That's gonna leave a mark".
而且他用的地方都不对 And he doesn't even use it right,
这汤真好喝 这会留下痕迹的 Whoo, that soup is good. That's gonna leave a mark.
什么 What?
他的确不怎么样 但我不会参与 Well, he's not our best, but I won't be part of
任何要暗中陷害他的卑鄙勾当 any sneaky subterfuge designed to undermine him.
你一定觉得自己好棒 因为你永远伟光正 You think you're so great just 'cause you always do what's good and right.
那么我要告诉你个消息 你好无聊 Well, I've got news for you: ya boring.
你知道还有谁也被人说"无聊"吗 You know who else was called "Boring"?
安德瑞斯·马格拉夫 Andreas Marggraf.
- 你知道他的事迹吗 - 他发现了锌 - And you know what he did? - He discovered zinc,
因为你已经跟我说过一次了 because you've used that one on me before because,
因为你好无聊 uh, ya boring.
如果我这么无聊 怎么还找到了条线索 Well, if I'm so boring, how come I have a lead?
来看看这个 这是一段监控视频 Come take a look at this. This is security footage
就是背包丢失那天拍下的 from the day the backpack went missing.
上午十一点 背包还放在椅子上 11:00 A.M, the bag's over a chair.
现在来快进一下 看看发生了什么情况 Now let's fast forward and see what happened to it.
慢着 已经过了两小时 这段时间C.J.在干嘛 Wait, that was two hours? Where's C.J. during all this?
# 你有权保持沉默 # ? You have the right to remain silent ?
- # 快来欢度今宵 # - # 欢度今宵 # - ? Come on and party tonight ? - ? Party tonight ?
这家伙的歌还挺洗脑的 对吧 The guy's got good hooks, I mean, right?
等等 这是什么人 弗拉克肯定是派人来拿包了 Wait, who's this guy? Flaco must've sent someone to get the backpack,
他们就这么长驱直入 把包带走了 and they just waltzed right in and took it out of the precinct.
C.J.这下麻烦大了 Oh, C.J. is in so much trouble.
你以为这种谴责的眼神对我有用吗 You think that disapproving glare works on me
我又不是头一次被你这么瞪 after all the times I've seen it?
加油 再想点新招 你真无聊 Step it up, find something new, ya boring.
你好哇 小姐 我是你的朋友 'Ello, me lady. It's your matey lil'
小小查理·伯耶尔 是吗 亲爱的 Charlie Boyle, innit, love?
恶心 现在是凌晨两点 Ugh, it's 2:00 A.M.,
我们还在上班 你怎么还能这么开心 and we're working. How can you be so happy?
因为我找到了熬夜班的秘诀 Because I figured out the secret of surviving the night shift.
瞧 这只小猪去了仓库 You see, this little piggy went to the warehouse.
这只小猪跟着他一起去 这只小猪就像... This little piggy went with him. This little piggy was like...
停 打住 不管你想说什么 Stop, just stop and say whatever
- 换种说法 - 我发现了一家 - you are saying another way. - I found a 24 hour
二十四小时营业的足疗店 超好的 foot massage parlor, and it's amazing.
能让你体会到前所未有的爽 It's the best experience you've ever had.
你就会这样... You're just like, mmm...
干嘛 Ahh, wha?
谁叫你不停发出那种噪音 哥们 Wouldn't stop making that noise, man.
让我带你去吧 让我带你体验 Let me take you, let me show you the greatest
值夜班最爽的也是唯一的乐趣 and only pleasure of the night shift.
不去 我死也不会让陌生人碰我的脚 Pass, I'd rather die than have a stranger touch my bare feet.
哥跟你说 一旦他们有力的手指插入你的脚趾缝 I'm telling you, once they get get their strong fingers in your toe gaps,
那感觉... it's just mmm...
这次怪我 Uh, that's on me,
我不应该闭眼 shouldn't have had my eyes closed.
C.J. 你在为什么事心烦吗 Hey, C.J., you upset about something, man?
是跟你工作有关的事吗 Maybe something in your career?
是的 我告诉上面 包被我弄丢了 Yeah, I told the brass that I lost the bag
整件弗拉克的案子都被我搞砸了 and I screwed up the whole Flaco case,
而且你说错了 这事很要紧 and you were wrong, it was a biggie.
是你叫我婉转点的 Yeah, well, you told me to sugarcoat it.
- 那这是谁的错呢 杰克 - 你的 - And whose fault it that, Jake? - Yours.
- 我知道 - 好了 怎么回事 - I know. - Okay, so what happened?
他们又不可能解雇你 对吧 I mean, they couldn't have fired you, right?
那就太过分了 但是他们当然可以解雇你 That'd be crazy, I mean, they could,
那是肯定的 他们完全有理由 但是是这样吗 for sure, they had every reason to, but did they?
- 他们炒你鱿鱼了吗 - 比这更惨 - Did they fire you? - Worse.
- 他们撤销了我的调令 - 什么调令 怎么回事 - They're pulling my transfer. - What transfer, what now?
我只是觉得这份工作让我不堪重负 Oh, I've just been feeling overwhelmed with this job,
我不知道你注意到没有 and I don't know if you've noticed,
我有点力不从心了 but I'm a little in over my head.
- 完全无法胜任 确实 - 你懂我真是太好了 - Completely unqualified, yeah. - It is so cool that you get me.
- 是啊 - 总之 我之前听说 - Yeah. - Anyway, I heard that they
警察学院要招聘一位行政主管 were hiring a head administrator at the Police Academy,
- 所以我就申请了 - 等等 你想去 - so I put in for it. - Wait, you wanna
- 训练其它警官吗 - 是啊 在学院的九年 - train other officers? - Well, the nine years
是我人生中最幸福的时光 at the academy were some of the best years of my life.
那个项目明明只有六个月 That's a six-month program.
当然 对多数人来说是这样 Sure, for a lot of people.
总之 他们原来答应给我工作 Anyway, they said that the job was mine,
现在他们不爽了 所以我看来是要 and now they're pissed, so it looks like
永远困在这里了 I'm stuck here forever.
不不不 No, no, no, no, no, no.
一切都还不晚 事情还可以挽回 All is not lost. We can still fix this.
当然 也许你找不回那个背包了 So, sure, maybe you can't get back the backpack,
但你可以做些更厉害的事 but you could do something even better.
比方说 如果你单枪匹马 Like, what if you single-handedly
查出了弗拉克的身份并逮捕了他呢 figure out who Flaco is and then you take him down.
拜托 杰克 Oh, come on, Jake.
我还是会像搞砸其它事情一样搞砸的 I'll just screw it up like I screw up everything else.
不 不会的 因为我会帮你 No, you won't, because I will be there
不过别担心 功劳全是你的 to help you, but don't worry, you'll still get all the credit.
听我说 C.J. 我们会帮你离开这里的 Listen to me, C.J., we're gonna get you the hell out of here.
你又在说好话哄我吗 Are you sugarcoating this for me?
绝对不是 I most certainly am not.
这会留下痕迹的 Whoo, that's gonna leave a mark.
所以 警监 我一直在想那个丢失的背包的事 So, Captain, I've been thinking about this whole missing backpack thing,
如果我们找出弗拉克 and what if we find Flaco
- 然后抓住他呢 - 你想背着C.J. - and take him down? - Oh, are you trying to solve
把他的案子破了 让他难堪吗 C.J. 's case behind his back to embarrass him?
完全不是 实际上 我认为C.J. No, not at all, In fact, I think C.J.
应该参与其中 我只是突然意识到 should come along. I just realized how important
警察的职责对我来说意义多么重大 my duty as a police officer is to me, you know?
我立下过神圣的誓约 你的话深刻地启发了我 The sacred oath I took. Your speech really inspired me.
那的确是我最棒的演讲之一 Well, it was one of my better ones.
我说出来的时候感觉也很棒 Felt really good as I was saying it.
- 没错 - 所以你有什么计划 小子 - Yeah. - So what's the plan, son?
老爹 我们不知道弗拉克在哪 Well, Dad, we don't know where Flaco is,
但我有个线人知道他和马尔科·塞韦里诺有交易 but I have a C.I. who says he's got an agreement with Marco Severino.
你是说我们可以假扮成寻找新货源的毒贩子 So you think we should pose as drug dealers looking for a new heroin supplier
让塞韦里诺带我们和弗拉克见面 and get Severino to hook us up with Flaco.
你觉得C.J.能搞定这个任务 And you think C.J. can handle this mission.
我知道他没经验 但他的创造性很强 I know he's inexperienced, but he's a creative guy.
我觉得他能做好卧底的 I think he'd be great undercover.
好吧 臭小子们 我们和这些臭小子们过过招吧 Okay, muchachos, let's roll up on these muchachos.
这是个不错的开始 我喜欢你说了两次"臭小子" Great start, and I love your double use of "Muchachos".
嘿嘿 其实我是C.J. Hey, it's C.J., by the way.
这膜贴得真漂亮 Oooh, that's a nice lam job.
我要发到博客上去 This one goes on the blog.
嗨 警长 怎么了 大兄弟 Hey, Sarge, what up, bro?
"怎么了 大兄弟" 你在这里镀膜 "What up, bro?" You're laminating in here,
- 是不是 - 对不起 - Aren't you? - I'm sorry,
我真的太爱这个了 I just love it so much.
没事 我早就习惯了 从来就没人听我的 It's okay, I'm used to it. No one listens to me,
- 我真是个差劲的警长 - 什么 别这么说 - I'm a lousy sergeant. - What? No, don't say that,
- 你为什么要这么说 - 如果我告诉你件事 - Why would you say that? - If I tell you something,
你能保证不和别人说吗 you promise not to tell anyone else?
- 当然 - 你知道我上周 - Of course. - You know how I took
- 参加了警督考试吧 - 嗯哼 - the lieutenant's exam last week? - Uh-huh.
我刚得知我没考过 I just found out I didn't pass.
不会吧 但是别难过 只有十分之一的人 Oh, no, but you shouldn't feel bad, only like 10%
是第一次就过的 of people pass on the first try,
我知道 而且天天上夜班 I know, and I'm all exhausted
搞得我精疲力尽 再加上考试期间 because of the night shift, plus my bathroom break
我去洗手间花的时间远远超出了预期 during the test took a little longer than anticipated.
请问 我能去下洗手间吗 May I use the restroom, please?
没什么好看的 Nothing to see here.
打扰了 抱歉 桌子太小 Excuse me, I'm sorry. Little desk.
所以他们才说"考试时间 穿纸尿裤" That's why they say "It's test time, so diaper up".
别人说的 不是我说的 They say that, I've never said that.
我从没穿过纸尿裤考试 I've never worn a diaper during test.
谁会考试的时候穿纸尿裤啊 太搞笑了... Who would wear a diaper during a test? That's ridiculous, I mean...
- 桑提亚戈 - 抱歉 听着 - Santiago. - Sorry, look,
不要放弃节能任务 你是个很棒的警长 don't give up on the green initiative. You're a great sergeant.
- 你会让大家都听话的 - 除了吉娜 - You'll get everyone on board. - Not Gina.
当然包括吉娜 你能搞定她的 你可以的 Yes, Gina. You can handle her. You can do this.
警长 考试时间 Sarge, it's test time.
纸尿裤准备 Diaper up.
谢谢你和我一起来进行这次追捕 Thank you for coming along with me on this manhunt,
- 我需要你的帮助 - 没问题 - I needed your help. - No problem.
- 我们要抓谁 - 一个独臂走私贩 - who are we looking for? - He's a one-armed smuggler
来自突尼斯的沙丘 他化名叫雷夫拉夫先生 from the dunes of Tunisia. He goes by the name of Se?or Riff Raff.
你要带我去那个足疗店 You're taking me to that foot massage place.
我要带你去那个足疗店 整件事都是我编的 I am taking you to the foot massage place, I made that whole thing up.
- 震惊 - 我们大家上夜班都很辛苦 - Shocking. - Look, the night shift hasn't been easy on any of us.
就让我请那位拥有强健双手的女士 Let me make it slightly better
帮你把浑身的压力 by paying a strong-handed woman
融化在货真价实的牛奶浴中吧 to literally milk the stress from your feet.
好了闭嘴吧 我会去做一次的 Just shut up, I'll do it once.
- 太棒了 - 只要你答应我 - Yes! - As long as you promise
永远不会再提牛奶泡脚的事 to never ever talk about foot milk again.
- 成交 你会喜欢的 - 我向你保证绝不可能 - Deal, you're gonna love it. - I guarantee you, I won't.
好了 那就是塞韦里诺的餐馆 All right, that's Severino's restaurant.
- 我的线人说他就在里面 - 好激动 我准备好了 - My C.I. Says he's in there. - Whoo, I'm pumped, I'm ready.
我有点好奇 你们有没有害怕 Um, just out of curiosity, how... how scared are you guys?
- 完全没有 你呢 - 我要吓死了 - Not at all. How about you? - I'm terrified,
但是 我不停地告诉自己 but, you know, I just keep telling myself,
如果最坏的情况发生了 开枪就行 worst comes to worst, just start shooting things, you know?
我觉得你还是留在车里比较好 I think it might be better if you stayed in the van.
等等 你是想让我坐冷板凳吗 Wait, are you trying to sideline me?
- 是的 - 感谢老天 - Yes. - Oh, thank God.
但是让你待在车里 But just because you're
并不意味着你在行动中的角色不重要 in the van doesn't mean you're not an important part of the mission.
你的工作就是盯着这间餐馆 Your job will be to keep an eye on the restaurant.
如果有任何可疑的人进去 你就... And, if anybody suspicious walks in, you just...
用车把所有人撞倒 Run everybody over with the van and then
如果他们还没死就倒车 back up if they're still moving.
别老脑补我要说的话 Don't try and guess where I'm going with it.
你注意那扇门 如果有可疑的人进去 You keep an eye on the door. If anyone suspicious walks in,
- 用耳麦告诉我们 - 这个我当然能行 - let us know in our ear pieces. - Oh, I could do that, absolutely.
其实我在《艾伦秀》见过这种耳麦 You know, actually I saw those ear pieces on "Ellen".
有一集 嘉宾是贾斯汀·比伯 One time, Justin Bieber was on,
他假扮成一个保安 只是... and he was supposed to be, like, a security guard, only...
C.J. 我很喜欢这个故事 但是我们要进去了 C.J., I'm loving the story, but we gotta go in.
- 我一会再说 - 未完待续 - I'll finish later. - TBC.
谢谢你手工贴膜 桑提亚戈 Thanks for hand-laminating, Santiago,
当然 如果你问我 节能是趋势 Of course, if you ask me, saving energy is trending.
吉娜 没注意到你也在 Oh, Gina, didn't see you there.
- 吉娜 你的取暖器关掉了吗 - 取暖器 - Gina, did you shut off your space heater yet? - Space heater.
- 没听说过 - 杰辛塔 - Doesn't ring any bells. - Jacinta.
不 她依然健在 Oh, no, she's still going strong,
如果必要的话 我会用武力拿走那东西 I will take that thing away from you by force, if necessary.
- 来拿啊 - 不是吧 - Well, come and get it. - Seriously?
- 取暖器在你裙子里吗 - 也许吧 但你无法证明 - The heater's under your skirt? - Maybe. You can't prove that.
我可以 裙子底下还连着电线呢 Yeah, I can. There's a cord running under it,
- 而且我觉得你可能着火了 - 那又如何 - and I think you may be on fire. - Mm, so?
- 这是什么意思 - 我不会放弃杰辛塔的 - What do you mean "so"? - I'm not giving up Jacinta.
你着火了 吉娜 这种情况你根本 You are on fire, Gina. You do not have the upper hand
- 不占上风 - 我永远都占上风 - in this situation. - I always have the upper hand.
都火烧屁股了哪来的上风 Not when there's flames shooting out of your butt!
尤其是在我屁股冒火的时候 Especially when there's flames shooting out of my butt.
该死的 Damn it.
怎么这样我都能输 How the hell did I lose that one?
- 嘿 你是塞韦里诺吗 - 你是谁 - Hey, you Severino? - Who wants to know?
我是卡尔 这是比利 我们以前从罗萨里奥那进货 I'm Cal, this is Billy. We used to buy from Rosario,
但他现在被条子抓了 所以我们在找 but he got busted by the feds, and we're looking for
- 一个新接头人 - 伙计们 有人来了 - a new hookup. - Guys, we got company,
有个遛狗的女士 还有个梳马尾的男的 There's a lady with a dog, and a man with a ponytail.
又有个遛狗的女的 两条狗背道而行 伙计们 Another lady with a dog, two dogs back to back, guys.
我认识罗萨里奥 I knew Rosario,
可我怎么从来没听说过你们呢 So how's come I never heard of you?
你可以找罗萨里奥的人打听我们 Well, you can ask Rosario's guys about us.
你们要是觉得可疑 就咳嗽一声表示同意 If you think it's weird, just cough once for yes,
- 两声表示不同意 - 我来这里 - twice for no. - I didn't come here
可不是为了被人怀疑的 我们可以再找别的卖家 to be accused of something. We can buy from somebody else.
杰克 我需要回答 为什么没人咳嗽 Jake, I need an answer, why is nobody coughing?
等会儿 我有权知道是谁想和我做生意 Hold up, I got a right to know who I might be in business with.
怎么没人回答狗的事 这可疑吗 拜托谁咳嗽一下 I need an answer on the dog thing, is it weird? Can somebody cough?
是谁在咳嗽 是你吗 杰克 Whose cough was that? Was that you, Jake?
是你的话 咳两声 是别人的话咳三声 If it was you, cough twice, if it was somebody else, cough three times,
抱歉 今天过敏得厉害 花粉指数爆表了 Sorry, bad allergy day, pollen count is off the charts.
花粉指数 天啊 你居然能想出这么妙的理由 Pollen count, oh, man, how do you come up with that stuff?
你们的地盘在哪 So what's your territory?
我们不在街头交易 We don't sell on the streets,
有固定的客户会来找我们 We have loyal buyers that come to us,
而且我们要高质量的货 And we need quality product,
我们的客户非常挑剔 our customers are discerning.
测试 DJ C.J.正在播音 Check, DJ C.J. On the mic.
我认识的人能给你们提供全城最好的货 I got a guy that could get you the best dope in the city.
但价格可不便宜 But it ain't gonna be cheap.
居然会有人嫌破嘴乐队的歌放得太多 Apparently, there's such a thing as too much Smash Mouth.
不好意思 你以为我们愿意和完全陌生的人打交道吗 I'm sorry, you think we wanna deal with complete strangers?
我们可不想给自己惹上什么麻烦 I mean, we gotta cover our own asses.
我们怎么知道那些人守不守规矩 How do we know this guy's even legit?
- 闭嘴 - 别叨叨了 - Shut up! - Stop talking!
- 给我闭嘴 - 我的天哪 - Shut up, now! - Oh, my God.
闭嘴 C.J. Shut up, C.J.
怎么回事 你们是警察吗 Oh, whoa, whoa, what are you, cops?
是啊 我们当然是警察 把手举起来 Yes, obviously we're cops. Put your hands up.
谁说我们是警察了 我们还一点儿线索都没弄到呢 Whoa, who said we were cops? We haven't gotten any information we needed yet,
杰克 你别瞎搅和 伙计 Jake, you're blowing it, man.
别说话了 Stop talking!
犯罪现场调查人员搜遍了 Crime scene investigators combed every inch
塞韦里诺餐馆的每个角落 没发现毒品 of Severino's restaurant, no drugs.
我们不能再关着他了 而且他也不会坦白 Well, we can't hold him much longer, and he's not talking.
审讯过程并不顺利 The interrogation did not exactly go well.
你要告诉我们弗拉克是谁 You're gonna tell us who Flaco is,
而且是现在就说 and you're gonna tell us right now.
吓死我了 Oh, that was crazy.
倒是有一点好消息 Well, there's one bit of good news.
我们认为塞韦里诺的手机联系过的最后一个人 The last call on Severino's phone was to a contact
就是弗拉克 我们追踪到他的定位 we believe to be Flaco. We've tracked his location
在一个临水的仓库 我们要突袭那里 to a warehouse by the water. We're gonna storm the place.
- 好啊 我去找C.J. - 为什么 - Great, I'll go get C.J. - Why?
你为什么坚持要让他参与 Why are you so determined to make him a part of this?
- 不为什么 - 如果你真的在乎 - No reason. - If you actually cared
你神圣的誓言 你应该明白 about your sacred oath, you'd see that he's
他对我们破案是个威胁 a risk to the case.
我的话并没有真的启发到你 对不对 Oh, my speech didn't actually inspire you, did it?
好吧 事实是这样的 Ugh, all right, here's the truth.
如果我们抓到弗拉克 C.J.因此有功 If we catch Flaco, and C.J. gets credit for it,
他就会被调离九九分局 he's gonna transfer out of the Nine-Nine,
就为了这个吗 你还想着 That's what this is all about? You're still trying
- 要陷害他 - 什么 不是 - to undermine the man? - What? No!
恰恰相反 可能的话 我希望他成功 The opposite, if anything, I want to see him succeed.
我是想"帮害" I'm trying to overmine him.
你明知道我讨厌你自己乱造词 佩拉尔塔 Oh, you know I hate it when you make up words, Peralta.
- 你还因为我说"食故"生气吗 - 是的 非常生气 - Are you still mad at me for saying "snaccident"? - Yes, very.
snack和accident的合成词 指不小心吃多了东西
求你了 让他一起去吧 Please, just let him come along.
- 不行 - 我只是想让他的名字 - No. - Just so his name
- 能出现在逮捕报告上 - 不行 - is on the arrest report. - No.
我会把他关在一街区以外的车里 I'll put him in a car a block away.
好吧 至少告诉我 为什么我的演讲 Fine. At least tell me what it was
对你毫无效果 about my speech that didn't work for you.
如果要让我 Oh, man, if I had to
总结出一个最精确的原因的话 boil it down to one thing and really pinpoint it.
我大概只能说是因为 无聊 I guess I would just say it's, uh, ya boring.
但你还是会让他去吧 好的 But still let him come? Great.
这是搞什么 What is all this?
嘿 警长 在我三个取暖器的呵护下 Oh, hey, Sarge, I'm growing tropical plants now
我现在开始种植热带植物了 in the warmth of my three space heaters.
这里有点太热了 你觉得呢 It's getting a little hot though, wouldn't you say?
或许应该把我的便携式空调打开 Probably also turn on my portable air conditioning unit.
- 哔 - 我不会被你 - Boop. - You're not gonna
打败的 吉娜 我决定背水一战 beat me, Gina. This is my last stand.
我这辈子就没离过水 My whole life is last stands.
- 吉娜 我能和你说句话吗 - 怎么了 - Gina, can I talk to you for a second? - Yeah, what's up?
让我猜猜 你和杰克闹矛盾了 Let me guess, you and Jake are having problems,
你想让我教你如何接吻 you want me to teach you how to kiss?
什么 不是 停下 What? No, stop that.
我知道怎么接吻 我读过书 I know how I kiss, I've read books.
是有关泰瑞的事 你不能告诉其他人 但... This is about Terry. You can't tell anyone else this, but...
- 他警督考试没及格 - 你怎么知道 - He failed his lieutenant's exam. - How do you know that?
你就当是为我搜集情报的小鸟们无处不在吧 Let's just say my little birds are everywhere collecting whispers.
他把信放在桌上了 我看到了 He left the letter on his desk, and I read it.
好吧 不过你既然知道他心情不好 为什么 Okay, but if you know he's depressed, then why
- 还要这么难为他 - 别担心 - are you being so hard on him? - Don't worry,
我有分寸 你只要静观其变 I got this. Just clear the lane
- 让吉娜做好她的事 - 什么 - and let Gina do her thing. - What? Ugh,
吉娜 你把我锁起来了 Gina? You locked me in.
去吃午饭喽 Going to lunch.
吉娜 你知道我有幽闭恐惧症 Gina, you know I'm very claustrophobic.
都准备好了吗 C.J.在哪 Everybody ready? Where's C.J.?
照计划把车停在了一街区外的温思罗普街上 Parked a block away on Winthrop, as promised.
别担心 他不会乱跑的 Don't worry, he's not going anywhere.
我在他手机上下载了一个应用 I downloaded an app on his phone that makes
- 能让说话声听起来像打嗝 - 聪明 很聪明 - your words sound like burps. - Smart, really smart.
- 是啊 - 准备好 三 - Yeah. - Here we go, on three,
二 一 two, one.
- 纽约警察 都趴下 - 趴下 - NYPD, on the ground. - On the ground!
- 弗拉克 快跑 - 弗拉克在那 - Flaco, run! - That's Flaco.
锁上了 回去 It's locked, go back.
- 对不起 - C.J. 他是弗拉克 - Oh, sorry, - C.J., that's Flaco.
- 你抓着他了 - 太好了 - You got him. - Yeah!
他昏过去了 你怎么做到的 He's out cold, how'd you do it?
等会儿 让我猜猜 No, no, wait. Let me guess.
你开车门撞到他 You opened your car door into him.
- 对 - 他没反应过来 - Yep. - He never saw it coming.
- 对 - 你也没想到会这样 - Yep. - And neither did you.
完全是个巧合 你从车里出来 It was a total accident, you were getting out
- 是要上厕所 - 不对 - of your car to go pee. - No!
车里有只蜘蛛 吓到我了 There was a spider in the car, and I panicked.
该死的 我怎么没猜这个 Damn it, how did I not guess that?
你得来看看这只蜘蛛 超级大 You gotta see this spider. It's gigantic.
查尔斯 真是太爽了 Charles, this is amazing.
就是嘛 你上次哭成这样是什么时候 I know, when's the last time you cried like that?
- 什么 你哭了 - 废话 我当然哭了 - Huh? You cried? - Damn right, I did.
貌似咱们得回警局了 Oh, guess we gotta get back to the Nine-Nine.
别着急嘛 咱们俩手头都没有 Let's not be hasty. Neither of us have any
要办的案子 所以不如告诉技师 open cases right now, so should we tell the ladies
- 准备来第二轮吧 - 来吧 - we're ready for round two? - Let's do it,
你这个欲求不满的小妖精 我去叫她们 you insatiable little minx. I'll go get 'em.
查尔斯 这家店只是个幌子 Charles, this place is a front,
- 他们在洗钱什么的 - 我们得马上离开这里 - money laundering or something. - We gotta get out of here right now.
我刚和总部通完电话 他们简直欢欣鼓舞 I just got off the phone with One Police Plaza. They're thrilled.
斯坦利警监 这下你可以调离了 Captain Stentley, you got your transfer.
- 哇 - 我不要调离 - Whoo! - I'm not transferring.
- 什么 为什么 - 一开始 - What, why? - The whole reason
我想调离完全是因为 I wanted to transfer in the first place
觉得自己不能胜任这份工作 is because I didn't feel like I could do this job,
可今晚我在行动中抓到了弗拉克 but the mission tonight, me taking down Flaco...
- 是车门的功劳 - 这表明了 - More the door than you. - It just showed me
我是有这个能力的 现在我感觉自己 that I can do this, and now I feel like
真的属于这里 I really do belong here.
所以谢谢你们 So thank you, guys, for...
让我又重新找到了自信 For making me believe in myself again.
- 哦 - 过来 - Oh. - Come here.
这会留下痕迹的 That's gonna leave a mark.
真不敢相信 I can't believe this.
我们不仅要继续上夜班 Not only are we still stuck on the night shift,
还要眼睁睁瞧着C.J.拿奖章 but now we have to watch C.J. Get a medal.
怎么来了这么多媒体 连纽约时报的人都来了 Why are there so many reporters? Even "The Times" Is here.
是嘛 他们派谁来的 Wait, really? Who'd they send?
威尔森 帕尔默 施耐德 莱文 罗杰斯 泰勒 贝克 Wilson, Palmer, Schneier, Levine, Rogers, Tyler, Baker,
科雷亚 布朗维奇 罗宾斯 施密特 Correal, Bromwich, Robbins, Schmidt?
别再念记者的名字了 你怎么会知道这么多名字 Stop saying reporters' names. How do you know so many names?
他们才是世间仅存真正的摇滚明星 They're the only real rock stars we have left.
- 好吧 - 大家好 我们今天来到这里 - Okay. - Hello, we're here today
是为了嘉奖杰森·斯坦利警监 to honor Captain Jason Stentley,
他单枪匹马打掉了一个特大贩毒团伙 who single-handedly brought down a major drug ring.
接下来由我有幸为他颁发 And so it is my pleasure to bestow upon him
荣誉勋章 有请斯坦利警监 the Medal of Honor. Captain Stentley.
颁奖吧 宝贝 Oh, bestow me, baby,
真是好多人呐 that's a lot of people. Uh...
巴巴布依 玉米超人 Baba Booey, Cornholio,
我的演讲说完了 That's it for my prepared remarks.
有什么问题吗 Any questions?
打掉一个毒贩对控制整个城市的 Will taking down one drug dealer make
毒品流入量会起到显著效果吗 a big difference in the overall level of drugs moving into the city?
不知道 下一个 No idea, next?
你对打击国际性的麻醉剂交易有何看法看 What's your philosophy for dealing with international narcotic supply chains?
不明白你说的啥 下一个 Didn't understand the question, next.
这次行动的目标为何选择弗拉克 Why was Flaco targeted for this operation?
好吧 终于有我能回答的问题了 Okay, there's a question I can answer.
一切都开始于我弄丢了一大包可卡因 Well, it all started because I lost a huge bag of cocaine,
我差点就完蛋了 但是 so I totally biffed it, you know, but...
- 谢谢 谢谢 警监 - 哦 - Thank you, thank you, Captain. - Oh, oh.
- 说得够多了 - 简直像事故现场 - That... That is... That's plenty. - That was a train wreck.
是啊 他打从一开始就没资格站在那里 Yes, he never should have been put in that position.
而推荐他受表彰 Whoever recommended him for the medal
还请来这些记者的人真是玩砸了 and called all those reporters really messed up.
- 等等 你说什么 - 没什么 - Wait, what are you saying? - Oh, nothing.
只是好像C.J.是被人"帮害"了 It just seems as if C.J. Has been... overmined.
- 是你干的 - 是 - You did this? - I did.
- 你还用了我造的词 - 烦死了 什么"帮害" - And you used my made-up word. - I hated it, "overmined".
我怎么成了这样 难道真的 What have I become? Was this whole thing
- 值得这么做吗 - 一切都不是巧合 - even worth it? - It was no snaccident.
这个足疗店去年报了 So the foot massage place reported
七百万美元的利润 要挣这么多钱 $7 million in profit last year. To make that much,
他们一小时要按摩一百只脚 还得每天二十四小时 they'd have to massage 100 feet an hour, 24 hours a day,
每周七天全年无休才行 7 days a week for the entire year.
该死 我们得让他们关门大吉 Damn it, we have to shut them down.
等等 先不要着急 Wait. Let's not be hasty about this.
咱们好好考虑一下 不要太鲁莽 Let's think this through. We wanna be smart about this.
没错 要是我们今晚就抓他们 Right. I mean, what if we bust them tonight,
然后明天我要追捕杀人犯 and then tomorrow I'm chasing a murderer,
就在马上要抓到的时候 我的脚突然抽筋怎么办 and I'm about to get him, and my foot cramps up?
- 因为缺乏按摩 - 然后凶手就跑了 - Due to lack of massaging. - And then the murderer gets away.
知道他后来要杀谁吗 Know who he kills next?
- 市长 - 天呐 这个城市没有市长了 - The mayor. - Oh, my God, the city has no mayor now.
陷入混乱 暴动频发 烧杀抢掠 全城恐慌 It's chaos. Rioting, looting, panic in the streets.
然后国民警卫队出动 They gotta call in the National Guard, there's
坦克开上了第五大道 宣布军事戒严 tanks rolling down 5th Avenue, declaring martial law.
太疯狂了 一切都是因为 It's insane. All because we shut down
- 我们端掉了一家足疗店 - 那是上帝该做的事 - the foot massage place. - That was doing God's work.
- 不该我们考虑 - 所以说好了 - What were we thinking. - So it's agreed:
为了城市的安定 就让他们开着吧 we let them stay open for the sake of the city.
为了城市的安定 For the sake of the city.
工作再苦也得做 对不对 We have to do our stupid jobs, don't we?
是啊 我去拿我的破枪 Yeah, let me get my stupid gun.
纽约警察 都趴在铺着舒服地毯的地板上 NYPD, get down on the comfortable matted floor.
把你们有魔力的手放在我看得见的地方 Put your magical hands where we can see them.
你们全都因破坏美好的东西被捕了 You're under arrest for ruining something perfect.
还有洗钱 And money laundering.
是吧 还有洗钱什么的 Yes, money laundering, whatever.
吉娜 我想了很久你为什么拒绝停用杰辛塔 Gina, I've been thinking a lot about how you refuse to give up Jacinta.
- 没错 她绝对不会离开 - 我知道 - That's right. She's never leaving. - I know,
所以我决定来个公平合理的 which is why I decided to do the only fair thing.
- 人人都用小暖气 - 那又怎样 挺好的啊 - Space heaters for everyone. - So what? That sounds great.
所有人 Everyone.
简直烤死人了 It's toasty in here.
这幅画面可以供你欣赏一整晚 You're gonna be looking at that all night long.
哎呦 我觉得他要吃个大三明治了 Whoop, I think he's about to eat a hoagie.
你瞧那是蛋黄酱还是汗啊 Is that mayonnaise or sweat?
好吧 我放弃了 你把杰辛塔拿走吧 Ugh, fine, I give up. You can take Jacinta.
真的嘛 另外两个小暖气也一起 Really? And the other two space heaters, too?
全拿走 你赢了 All of them, you win.
我赢了 我赢了 I win? I won,
- 艾米 我赢了哎 - 你做到了 警长 - Amy, I won! - You did it, Sarge.
你可以把我们的用电量降下来了 You're gonna get our power usage down.
我才不管什么用电量 我战胜了吉娜·林奈特 I don't care about that crap, I took down Gina Linetti.
我做到了不可能的事 泰瑞重回巅峰 I did the impossible, Terry is back on top,
- 纸尿裤赛高 咋地 - 女士们先生们 - Diaper up! What! - Ladies and gentlemen,
杰森·斯坦利警监被调离了现任岗位 即刻生效 Captain Jason Stentley has been transferred from active duty effective immediately,
雷蒙德·霍尔特警监将接替他的位置 Captain Raymond Holt will be taking his place,
- 当然 他也接管了我们所有人 - 你是说 - and, yes, he's taking all of us with him. - You mean...
没错 艾米 我们要上回白班了 Yes, Amy. We're back on the day shift!
- 九九万岁 - 万岁 - Nine-Nine! - Nine-Nine!
# 快来欢度今宵 # Come on and party tonight!