布鲁克林 上午 9:23
神烦警探 第四季第十一十二集
电影《亡命天涯》男主角名字 被捕后因囚车翻覆逃脱
电影男主角因被错认为是杀害妻子的凶手而遭逮捕
创作歌手
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《过关斩将》 1987年 施瓦辛格主演
有关拥有自主意识的机器人反抗人类的美剧
见S3E11
魁地奇比赛中决定比赛结束的球
99分局 下午3:46
《忍者神龟》主角 下文的米开朗基罗也是
《哈利波特》中的反派人物
见S01E12及S02E10及S3E13
英国创作歌手
《无需茄克》专辑的主打歌 Billboard冠军单曲
2016年上映的漫威X战警系列电影《X战警：天启》
布鲁克林纪念广场 下午1:12
美剧
加拿大真人秀
布鲁克林纪念堂 晚上8:56
卫生间
罗曼诺夫 宝石彩蛋
不像Charles那样发短信
比利时北部的荷兰语
动画片《乐一通》中的角色 是一只法国臭鼬
西班牙语中表示惊讶 喝采的词 也是动画片《辛普森一家》中的常用语
电影《美国鼠谭》（An American Tail）中的角色 讲述的是一个犹太老鼠家庭中的小老鼠Fievel寻找家人的故事
未完待续... Σ(っ °Д °;)っ
什么鬼 What the hell?
可恶 他们竟然忘了给我放萨尔萨酱 Man, they forgot my pico de gallo.
T恤真不错 杰克 Oh, love the shirt, Jake.
九八年莉莉丝音乐节的阵容是最强的 Lilith Fair '98 had the best lineup.
蜜雪儿那年轰动了全场 Meshell Ndegeocello crushed it that year.
谢了 伯耶尔 但这件不是我的 Thank you, Boyle, but this is not my shirt.
我在艾米家过夜 把沙拉酱洒在了自己T恤上 I slept at Amy's and I spilled ranch dressing on mine.
都这时候了 你难道没在她家 Don't you have a drawer full of clothes
准备一抽屉衣服吗 at her place by this point?
有啊 我把沙拉酱洒得抽屉里到处都是 Yeah, I spilled ranch dressing all over the drawer.
这有什么想不通的 弟兄们 What's so hard to understand about this, guys?
你们俩怎么还不同居 Why don't you two move in together already?
我还以为你们商量好了 I thought you were planning to.
是有计划 只是还没决定 We are. We just haven't decided
应该住在谁家 whose apartment we're going to live in.
我认为杰克应该搬来我家 I think Jake should move into mine,
因为我家更大 更舒服 而且完全没有黑曲霉 because it's bigger, nicer, and isn't covered in black mold.
黑曲霉啊 艾米 你太差劲了 Black mold, Amy? Not cool.
- 对吧 泰瑞 - 啥 - Right, Terry? - What?
反正我说完了 再说 我家租金比较便宜 I rest my case. Besides, my place is cheaper
而且地段也比较屌 and it's in a cooler neighborhood.
对 严格来说 那个地段叫做发臭的鹅卵石 Yeah. That neighborhood is technically called Cobblestink.
好了 各位 都听好了 All right, everyone. Listen up.
有紧急情况 十分钟前 We have a situation. Ten minutes ago,
一辆囚车在内文思街翻车了 a prison van overturned on Nevins Street.
车上有九名罪犯目前在逃 It was carrying nine convicts who are now at large.
我们要把他们抓回来 It's our job to bring them in.
女士们先生们 Ladies and gentlemen,
这是一次搜捕行动 this is a manhunt.
搜捕 A manhunt.
好了 我希望在座的每个人 Okay, what I want from each and every one of you
都全力搜索本地的 is a hard-target search
所有加油站 住宅 of every gas station, residence,
仓库 农舍 鸡舍 warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse,
厕所和狗屋 outhouse, and doghouse in the area.
要抓捕的逃犯名叫理查德·金波 Your fugitive's name is Dr. Richard Kimble.
肯定是搞错了吧 There must be some sort of error.
有九名逃犯 There are nine fugitives,
没有一个姓金波的 and none of them are named Kimble.
- 我没有杀害我太太 - 什么 - I didn't kill my wife! - What?
你应该说 "我不在乎" You're supposed to go, "I don't care!"
- 我不在乎 - 开始搜捕大行动 - I don't care. - Let the manhunt begin.
巡警已经封锁了周围十个街区的范围 Patrol officers have secured a ten-block perimeter.
所有市民已被疏散 All civilians are being evacuated.
这些是那些逃犯的罪名 Here's what the convicts were in for:
纵火 绑架 敲诈勒索 arson, kidnapping, racketeering,
人身伤害 伪造和造假 assault and battery, forgery and counterfeiting,
三重谋杀 triple homicide.
干嘛 我不是因为有杀人犯而激动的 What? I'm not excited about the murders.
我是激动有机会报复他们了 I'm excited about the chance to avenge them.
奇怪的人是你们 You guys are the weird ones.
迪亚兹 你留下来帮我询问证人 Diaz, I want you here with me interviewing witnesses.
其他人去搜查封锁的区域 The rest of you will search the secured area
分成如下两队: 桑提亚戈 伯耶尔 in the following teams: Santiago, Boyle;
杰佛德和佩拉尔塔 Jeffords and Peralta.
开工 Get to work.
好了 我们从内文思街南边开始查 Okay. We'll start south of Nevins.
你们俩从邦德街查起 我们在中间会和 You two start at Bond and we'll rendezvous in the middle,
前提是如果你俩出现时 assuming, of course, Boyle and I haven't already caught
伯耶尔和我还没抓完所有逃犯的话 all the fugitives by the time you two show up.
艾米 在逃的是九个经验丰富的惯犯 Amy, there are nine hardened criminals running free in the streets.
这时候可不适合说什么幼稚的废话 This is hardly the time for childish trash talk.
这时候正适合来打赌 It's time for a bet.
- 一个疯狂的赌 - 你打算怎么赌 - A crazy-ass bet. - What are you thinking?
抓住最多逃犯的人 Whoever catches the most fugitives
可以住在自己家里 gets to keep their apartment.
输家搬去跟赢家住 Loser moves in with the winner.
行啊 跟你赌 All right. I'm in.
希望你会喜欢睡在堆满枕头的床上 I hope you like sleeping in a bed with a thousand pillows.
希望你会喜欢跟我用同一条灰色毛巾 Well, I hope you like sharing my one grey towel.
你买的时候就是灰色吗 Was it grey when you bought it?
不是我买的 I didn't buy it.
我搬进去的时候就在那公寓里了 It was in the apartment when I moved in.
你确定不想搬来我家住吗 Are you sure you don't want to just move in with me?
我们已经握手了 赌约已经开始了 We already shook on it. The bet stands.
纳命来吧 我说"纳命"的意思是指搬来我家 Prepare to die, and by "die," I mean move in with me.
出发啦 Here we go.
我知道街道已经疏散空了 I get that the streets are empty,
但是慢点啊 小子 but slow down, man.
泰瑞没吃晕车药 Terry forgot his Dramamine.
赌注很重要的 警长 Stakes are high, Sarge.
我知道对你来说无所谓 但我真的很想打败艾米 I know it doesn't matter to you, but I really want to beat Amy.
"无所谓" 听着 我完全支持你 Doesn't matter? Look, I am completely on board.
你需要自己的空间 You need your own space.
以前我住的地方有个画室 I had a painting studio in my apartment.
是九十年代的事吗 Was this in the '90s?
你是不是光着上身穿着连体工作裤 Did you wear overalls and no shirt?
一有机会就穿 Every chance I got.
可是后来我搬去跟莎伦住了 But then I moved in with Sharon.
然后又有了孩子 And then the kids came along.
你知道现在我在哪儿画画吗 You know where I have to paint now?
我的颜料 My acrylics!
我不会让你输掉这次打赌的 I am not gonna let you lose this bet.
你离沦落到壁橱只有一小步之差 The march toward the closet starts with a single step.
好吧 所以基本上就是告诉我不要结婚 Cool. So, basically just telling me not to get married
生小孩... 指挥中心有消息吗 and have kids... Anything from dispatch?
有车祸现场附近的一家银行的监控录像 Security footage from a bank near the accident.
两名逃犯跑过那里 朝北边的弗莱布许大道去了 Two fugitives ran past going north toward Flatbush.
应该是纵火犯和军火走私犯 Looks like the arsonist and the gun runner.
我们先去抓纵火犯 Let's go after the arsonist first.
我想到了一句抓他时用的绝妙的台词 I thought of the perfect thing to say when we catch him
绝对不可能有人想得到... that no one else could ever have possibly...
"你惨了"[被烧了] "You're burnt"?
不是 No.
第一份报告说有一名逃犯在林肯广场 Initial reports had one of the fugitives heading south
向南跑了 on Lincoln Place.
明白 On it.
我知道你是杰克最好的朋友... So, I know you're Jake's best friend, and...
他亲口说的吗 你录下来了吗 Did he say that? Did you get that on tape?
- 没有 - 是"没有 他没说过" - No. - No, he didn't say that
还是"没有 你没录下来" or no, you didn't get it on tape?
算了 不管怎样你都把我伤透了 Doesn't matter. Either way, you screwed up big time.
总之 我想说我知道你是杰克最好的朋友 Anyway, all I'm saying is I know you're Jake's best friend
你一定希望他赢得这次打赌... and you really want him to win this bet...
你开玩笑吗 那是我最不希望的 Are you kidding? That's the last thing I want.
杰克搬去跟你住简直就是我的美梦成真 Jake moving in with you is my dream come true.
你家离我家只有两个街区 Your apartment is two blocks away from mine.
杰克就能随时来我家串门了 Jake will be able to pop by any time.
想想看 Imagine it.
他度过了郁闷的一天 他跟艾米吵架了 He's had a tough day. He's fighting with Amy.
你知道你都是怎么让争吵升级的 You know how you let things escalate.
于是 他走来我家 So, he just walks over to my place,
手里拿着一瓶酒 bottle of wine in hand,
我们促膝谈心 and we just talk it out.
然后等到酒喝完了 And then by the time that bottle's finished,
你也已经恢复了理智 并且道了歉 you've come to your senses and apologized.
好像我突然不想赢了 Maybe I don't want to win this bet.
好 我们得查清楚 Okay, we need to figure out
这次车祸究竟是意外 whether this crash was an accident
还是一场精密的逃跑计划中的一部分 or part of a deliberate escape plan.
吉娜 你去安排接听举报热线的人员 Gina, I need you manning the tip line.
祝你跟疯子们聊得开心 Ha-ha! Good luck talking to the crazies.
疯子 Crazies?
罗莎 Oh, Rosa.
可怜的罗莎 Sad Rosa.
对你的同类有点尊重吧 Have some respect for your fellow human beings.
你中什么邪了 What has gotten into you?
索兰格刚发了一个视频 Solange just posted a video
是一个肯尼亚人权活动家 阿布达拉 of a Kenyan human rights activist, Abdala,
我意识到 只有他和我两个人 and I realized he and I are the only two people
能够拯救世界 that can save the world.
我好激动哦 I'm so excited.
好 迪亚兹 只有两名证人 Okay, Diaz, there are only two witnesses
当时离事发地点很近 能看到一些情况 who were close enough to the crash to see something.
一个已经在来的路上了 One's on his way here already.
叫马肖恩·林奇 His name is Marshawn Lynch.
马肖恩·林奇 Marshawn Lynch?
那个橄榄球运动员马肖恩·林奇吗 Marshawn Lynch the football player?
我不知道他的爱好 这里只写着 I don't know his hobbies. It just says here
他是无业人员 he's unemployed.
是退役了 Retired.
我们从他那儿撬不出什么来的 We're not getting anything out of him.
他经常因为不跟媒体交流而被罚款 He's always getting fined for refusing to talk to the press.
他算是我的偶像之一 Ugh, he's kind of one of my heroes.
可能会很艰难 可能需要花点时间 Well, it may be tough, and it may take a while,
但我相信我们会让他开口的 but I'm sure we'll get him to open up.
长官 有些人就是不会开口的 Sir, there are some vaults you just can't open.
我什么也没看见 I ain't seen anything.
我当时在吃油炸玉米饼 I was eating my quesadilla.
很好吃 鸡肉 芝士 鳄梨酱 It was a good one. Chicken, cheese, guac.
可是他们竟然忘了给我放萨尔萨酱 But they forgot my pico de gallo.
我记得小时候 I remember when I was a little boy,
我妈妈经常做这个 my mama used to make this, uh,
她喜欢把它叫做"似喜芝士" she used to call it "Fo' cheese."
你们怎么说的 你们都说"四喜"对吧 What y'all call it? Y'all call it "Four"?
他们怎么就不做加香肠的炸玉米饼呢 How come they never make quesadillas with sausage?
在里面加点番茄酱 You throw some tomato sauce in there
就能叫披萨酱饼了... 你怎么想 and call it a pizza-dilla... What you think?
咋回事 What is going on?
有一次 我等了一晚上 This one time, I tried to wait up all night
想逮圣诞老人 to catch Santa Claus, right?
别人忽悠我说 You know how they tell you
你得把饼干和牛奶摆出来 you got to put the cookies and the milk out?
我还真没跟人说过这个 I don't really be telling nobody this,
我喜欢睡觉的时候开着风扇 but I like to sleep with the fan on,
即使外面已经很冷了 even when it's chilly outside.
白噪音很有用的 宝贝 All about that white noise, baby.
够了 别啰嗦了 马肖恩·林奇 Stop. Stop talking, Marshawn Lynch.
你在囚车翻车后看到什么了吗 Did you see anything after the van crashed?
有还是没有 Yes or no?
没有 跟你说过了呀 我只是在吃炸玉米饼 Nope. Like I told you, I was just eating my quesadilla.
我跟你们说了我发明的披萨酱饼吗 Have I talked to y'all about my pizza-dilla invention?
说了 我还有别的事要处理 Yes, well, I have other matters to attend to.
那么 迪亚兹警探 请你把林奇先生说的每一句话 So, Detective Diaz, just take down everything
都记下来 Mr. Lynch has to say.
警监... Captain...
你觉得他会让我玩他的枪吗 You think he'll let me shoot his gun?
杰克 来看 Jake, look.
你觉得这是逃犯的血吗 You think it's our guys?
有可能 不过这可是纽约 Maybe. But this is New York,
很有可能只是"随处可见的血" so there's a very strong chance it's just "city blood."
- 纽约警察 不许动 - 不许动 - NYPD! Freeze! - Freeze!
女士们先生们 请热烈欢迎本区 Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the precinct
第一个被捕逃犯 escaped convict number one!
泰瑞 音乐呢 此处该有音乐 Terry, where's the music? That was the cue.
我手机上没有那首皇后乐队的歌 I didn't have that Queen song on my phone.
我不想花一块九毛九买 I wasn't gonna pay $1.99 for it.
干得好 小子 你可以把你抓的逃犯 Nice work, man. You can put your perp in holding
跟其他三个关在一起了 with the other three convicts.
- 等等 其他三个 - 对 - Wait. Other three? - Yeah.
桑提亚戈和伯耶尔抓到的 Santiago and Boyle brought them in.
没错 已经三比一了 That's right. It's three to one.
既然你要搬来跟我住了 Guess you won't be needing this anymore
估计你就不再需要这个了 since you'll be moving in with me.
- 我的毛巾 - 对 你的毛巾 - My towel. - Yeah, your towel.
为什么点不着 Why won't it burn?
因为它从来没干过 Because it never fully dries.
毛巾依然生龙活虎 我们也一样 The towel lives, and so do we!
桑提亚戈 你们怎么 Hey, Santiago, how did you guys
能这么快就抓到三名罪犯 catch three perps so quickly?
他们都很分散 They weren't even close to each other.
鉴于这次情况的重要性 Given the magnitude of the situation,
我们被批准调用所有部门的资源 we were given full access to any and all department resources.
没错 我们就去了趟 That's right. We took a little trip
战术供应库 down to the tactical supply armory.
不是吧 No, you did not!
热成像系统 宝贝 Thermal imaging, baby.
热成像宝贝 Thermal imaging baby?
在抓逃犯时非常有用 Very handy in fugitive hunting.
还有... Also...
我拿到这件带有流量开关的马球衫 I got this Flo-Tech performance polo
还有除湿技术 with moisture-wicking technology.
让我一上午都能保持干爽 Kept me dry all morning.
而一个干爽的小伙就是聪明的小伙 And a dry boy is a smart boy.
他一直在说这个 Ugh, he keeps saying that.
查尔斯 所有听到这话的人 Charles, you've gotten negative reactions
都给了你负面反馈 from everyone who's heard it.
我要听听杰克的意见 I needed to see what Jake thought.
- 很讨厌 - 真的吗 - Oh, I hated it. - Really?
好了 先生们 我们要去再抓几个逃犯了 Anyway, gentlemen, we are off to catch some more convicts.
再抓两个我们就赢了 Two more, and we win.
只要再抓两个吗 Huh, just two?
易如反掌啊[汗都不用出] No sweat.
真的 Literally.
赶紧走吧 带上你的两颗坚豆 Get out of here. Take those glass cutters with you.
你是说这两个小东西吗 Oh, these lil' ol' things?
- 呲 - 什么 - Tsst. - What?
你干嘛要把手指放在中间 Why'd you put your finger in the middle?
打扰了 女士 不知您能不能 Uh, excuse me, ma'am. I was wondering if you could
回答几个关于你今早看到的 answer some questions about the car accident
那起车祸的问题 you witnessed this morning.
- 她想跟我们说什么 - 不知道 - What's she trying to tell us? - I don't know.
可能是"绝对不要见你的偶像 Probably "Never meet your heroes,
因为你会发现他们原来很和善" 'cause they're gonna turn out to be friendly."
你得尽快忘了 You need to get over this
马肖恩·林奇这件事 Marshawn Lynch situation real quick.
现在我们得搞清楚 Now, we just have to figure out
她说的是什么语言才好找翻译 what language she's speaking so we can find a translator.
来 女士 Here, ma'am.
看一下这张世界地图 Take a look at this map of the world.
你随身带着这个吗 You just keep one of those on you?
当然 以防我需要在一场争辩中 Of course. In case I ever need to prove my point
证明我的观点 in an argument.
- 老挝 - 行吧 - Laos. - Fine!
这可比行好多了 Oh, it was better than fine.
那就是老挝 It was Laos.
- 嗯 - 你是哪儿人 - Mm. - So, where are you from?
你在哪儿长大的 Where did you grow up?
你在哪儿出生的 Where were you born?
你在比划什么 长官 What are you miming there, sir?
一个在系领带的小孩 A child tying his tie.
我想打个简单的半温莎结 Uh-huh. I'm trying to do a simple Half Windsor
这样她就会知道我是个婴儿 so she knows I'm a baby.
看好了 看到这个结有多基础了吧 Look at this. See how basic this knot is?
我真是爱死了这副红外眼镜 I love these thermal goggles.
艾米 仔细听我说 Amy, listen to me very carefully.
如果你和杰克正考虑要孩子 If you and Jake are thinking of trying,
你此刻正在疯狂地排卵 you are ovulating like crazy right now.
你把头盔摘下来吧 否则也会被我揍掉的 You take that helmet off before I knock it off.
干嘛 你的基础体温高得离谱 What? Your basal temperature is off the charts.
这是好事 This is a good thing.
伯耶尔 Boyle!
纽约警察 趴下 NYPD! Get down!
不许动 Freeze!
这房间好热 我要亮瞎了 Aah! The room's hot. I'm blowing out.
这边 快走 This way. Come on.
不是吧 你们从哪儿冒出来的 Oh, come on! Where did you guys even come from?
从你们的噩梦中 Your nightmares.
你好呀 艾米 请允许我向你介绍"大块头" Hey, Amy, allow me to introduce you to Big Bertha.
得 你都懒得向你的卡车介绍我吗 Okay, I guess I'm not worth introducing to your truck.
没错 二位 我们去了一趟国土安全局 That's right, y'all. We went to Homeland Security.
这个美人儿装备了全套热成像系统 Yep, this beauty comes fully equipped with thermal imaging,
卫星通信 而且连着 a satellite link-up, and she plugs in
城中所有监控摄像头 to every surveillance camera in the city.
而且还有个牢房 And she's also got a holding cell,
够关三名罪犯 which is big enough for three perps.
杰克 加上这家伙 我们抓到了几个逃犯 Jake, counting this guy, how many perps have we caught
并关进了三人小牢房 and placed in the three-perp perp cell?
警长 我们已经把三名罪犯 Well, Sarge, we've placed three perps
关进了三人小牢房 in the three-perp perp cell.
也就是说三人小牢房满了 So, the three-perp perp cell's full?
三人小牢房已经装满了三个逃犯 Full of three perps is the three-perp perp cell.
行了 不要再说"罪犯"和"牢房"和"三人"了 Okay, stop saying "perps" And "cell" And "three."
你听起来很生气 现在比分多少了 You sound irritated. What's the score now?
你们还领先吗 我来看看 Are you guys still ahead? Let me just check.
无人机 帮个小忙呗 Oh, drone! Little help?
我看不见那个比分 是多少来着 Yeah, I can't read that score. What does it say?
总之 我相信你们早就算出比分了 Anyway, I'm sure you're tracking whatever the score is.
好了 谢谢你 无人机 这样就好了 All right, thank you, drone. That'll be all.
哇啊 没看见那里有树 Whoop! Didn't see the tree there.
大块头有架无人机 那才是最重要的 Big Bertha has a drone. That's what's important.
你想告诉我们什么事 What are you trying to tell us?
这是什么线索吗 Is this some kind of a clue?
画好点 我们完全看不出这是什么 Draw better. We have no idea what this is.
- 我觉得这是饼干 - 不 是披萨 - I think it's a cookie. - No. It's a pizza.
是饼干披萨 It's a cookie pizza!
又一个案子告破 Another case solved.
不 警探们 我们... No. Detectives, we...
嘘 嘘 让他们走 Shh shh shh. Let them go.
她要带我们去某个地方 这很好 这很好 She's taking us somewhere. This is good. This is good.
我们要破案了 迪亚兹 We're gonna crack this, Diaz.
不 她只是要去上大号而已 Nope. She just needed to take a dump.
好吧 卫星图像显示 Okay, satellite images showed
仅剩的两名罪犯中 有一人进入了这栋建筑 one of the two remaining convicts entered this building.
如果我们抓住他 那就有五个了 我们赢得赌注 If we catch him, that's five. I win the bet.
艾米搬来和我一起住 我凌驾于她之上 Amy moves in with me. I lord it over her.
她苦不堪言 从此我们过上了幸福的生活 She's miserable. We live happily ever after.
就这么简单 It's fool-proof.
这栋楼有三十层 There's got to be 30 floors in this building.
排查整个地方要花的时间太长了 It'll take forever to sweep the whole place.
我们可以用大块头 Nuh-uh. We can use Big Bertha
接入监控摄像 to tap into the security cameras.
好吧 这个房间没人 但检查下那个衣橱 Okay. This room is clear, but check that closet.
天啊 这简直是最酷的电子游戏 Man, this is like playing the coolest video game ever.
我的角色就是泰瑞 My character is Terry.
- 锁上了 - 把它踢开 - It's locked. - Ooh, kick it down.
前踢 前踢 Front kick! Front kick!
- 没人 - 现在扫射 扫射 - All clear. - Now strafe. Strafe!
那是什么意思 I don't know what that means.
- 翻滚 闪避 - 闪避什么 - Barrel roll. Duck. - Duck?
直接告诉我往哪走 伙计 Just tell me where to go, man.
稍等一会 向前滑动你的一只脚 Wait a minute. Slide one of your feet forward.
现在交换 Now switch.
现在同时向前打出你的双拳 Now punch both your fists forward at the same time.
你是在让我学滑步舞吗 Are you making me do the running man?
是啊 最原始的那个 Yeah. The original one.
不包括电影 Excluding the movie.
还有史蒂芬·金的经典短篇小说 And Stephen King's classic short story.
所以 第三迭代了 So, the third iteration.
我要自己行动了 I'm going off on my own.
他有自我意识 He has sentience.
是《西部世界》 It's "Westworld."
等一会 警长 那个房间没有监控 Oh, wait a minute, Sarge. I don't have eyes on that room.
坚持住 我会找到的 Hang on. I'll find it.
不 警长 坚持住 我来救你了 Oh, no. Sarge, just hang on. I'm coming for you.
放下武器 Drop the weapon.
- 你放下武器 - 好吧 保持冷静 - You drop your weapon. - Okay, stay cool.
我们可以协商 我是训练有素的人质谈判专家 We can work this out. I'm a trained hostage negotiator.
我去年还从我朋友的前妻那把他的精子解救了回来 I got my friend's sperm back from his ex-wife last year.
不过她毁掉了一半 他决定去收养孩子 但是... Well, she destroyed half of it, and he decided to adopt, but...
- 佩拉尔塔 - 好吧 对不起 - Peralta! - Right. Sorry.
你想要什么 What do you want?
让我离开这栋楼 并且给我辆车 You let me walk out of this building and get into a car.
- 如果有人想阻止我... - 抓住他了 - If anyone tries to stop me... - Got him.
好吧 我想现在是四比四了 Oh, well, you know, I think that makes it four to four.
不 不 这家伙不能算数 No. No. You don't get credit for this guy.
我正在谈判当中 I was in the middle of negotiating,
他马上就要投降了... 告诉他 伙计 and he was about to give up... Tell him, guy.
不 我很有可能会杀了他 No, I was probably gonna kill him,
然后让你杀了我 then let you kill me.
天啊 我应该再吓人点才对 Oh, my God. I should've been way more scared.
现在只剩下一个罪犯了 Well, there's just one convict left.
谁找到他谁就赢了 Whoever finds him wins.
没错 我猜你会说他是... Yeah. I guess you could say he's...
金色飞贼 the Golden Snitch.
等等 你是说《哈利·波特》里那个吗 Wait. Was that a "Harry Potter" Reference?
当然是 因为你那么喜欢那套书 It most definitely was. I started reading them
- 所以我也开始看了 - 然后呢 - 'cause you love them so much. - And?
你说得对 这套书太不可思议了 You were right. They're incredible.
还记得我请病假那天吗 Remember when I called in sick the other day?
我当时正在家里看《凤凰社》 I was at home reading "Order of the Phoenix."
这太让我高兴了 Oh, this makes me so happy!
塞德里克死的时候你有多伤心 How sad is it when Cedric dies?
我都崩溃了 I was crushed.
真的哭晕在了马桶上 Literally crying on the toilet.
伙计们 逃犯 还赌不赌了 Guys. The fugitive. The bet?
没错 Right.
我会抓到这个逃犯 I'm gonna catch this last fugitive,
赢得赌注 然后只要我们还在一起 win the bet, and then we're gonna live together
我们都要住在一起 for the rest of our relationship.
只有你和我 加上毛巾三个 Just you and me and towel makes three.
酷酷酷酷 Cool. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.
提醒你一下 第六部的最后 Just so you know, at the end of the sixth book,
斯内普杀... Snape kills...
啦啦啦 不准剧透 La-la-la-la-! No spoilies!
泰瑞 我们走 Terry, let's go.
这听起来像是斯拉夫语 It really sounds Slavic.
这有人懂斯拉夫语吗 Does anyone here know any Slavic languages?
语言我最在行了 看好了 Oh, I'm great at languages. Watch this.
你好 我是希区柯克 Hello! I am Hitchcock!
谢谢你的饼干披萨的主意 Thank you for the cookie-pizza idea!
我相信人权领袖阿布达拉 I believe it was human rights leader Abdala
曾说过 "当唱诗班唱得最响亮的时候 who once said "When the choir shouts the loudest,
最强大的人保持着沉默" the most powerful one is silent."
这说不通啊 That doesn't even make any sense.
也许是我意译得不对 Well, I might have paraphrased it incorrectly.
但请允许我向你们介绍罗布 But allow me to introduce to you Rob.
罗布 来吧 Rob, come on in.
他打了举报热线 He called the tip line.
但他看起来一点也不疯 But he's so... not crazy-looking.
罗莎 阿布达拉和我难道没有教过你 Rosa, have Abdala and I taught you nothing
不要有成见吗 about stereotyping?
我开始觉得 I'm beginning to feel
你是我们最大的工程了 亲爱的 like you're our biggest project, sweetie.
够了 他告诉了你什么情况 That's enough. What did he tell you?
我们一起来弄清楚吧 Well, let's find out, okay? Together.
罗布 你愿意和大家分享下你的经历吗 Rob, do you want to share your experience with the group?
很荣幸 Gladly.
你们知道这座城市的下面住着蜥蜴人吗 Okay, so, you know how there's a subterranean race
这是一种神秘的种族 of lizard-people living beneath the city
他们利用信息素控制我们的思想 who control our minds with their pheromones?
好吧 他是个怪咖 Okay, he's a wackadoodle.
吉娜 把你的怪咖送出去 Gina, get your wackadoodle out of here.
已经两个小时了 最后这个人还是没线索 It's been two hours, and nothing on the last guy.
他要逃出去了 He's gonna get away.
你在哪 第九人 Where are you, number nine?
想想 如果我是逃跑的凶手 我会藏在哪 Think. If I was an escaped murderer, where would I hide?
哪里 Where?
我不知道 我只想着如果我大吸一口气 Oh, I have no idea. I just thought if I gasped
我会获得开悟 I could force an epiphany.
而我确实有了 And I did.
不 那样也没用 No, that didn't work either.
或者有 还是没有 Or did it? Still no.
- 除非... - 够了 杰克 - Unless... - Stop it, Jake!
马肖恩·林奇不会离开你的办公室了 Well, Marshawn Lynch will not leave your office.
他刚在手机上打开了那些 He has now pulled up one of those wedding proposal
求婚的病毒视频 现在正在哭呢 viral videos on his phone and is crying.
我是造了什么孽啊 What did I do to deserve this?
我也好不到哪里去 Well, I haven't fared any better.
她不停地画那些愚蠢的圈圈图案 She keeps drawing her stupid circle pictures
然后不停跑去厕所 and then running off to the bathroom.
我们懂 你憋不住 We get it. You have a bum-tum. Yes.
你们觉得自己很辛苦 Ugh! You think you guys have it rough.
我一直在这里听疯狂的罗布 I've been stuck here listening to crazy Rob
狂吐那些神经的废话 spew his insane garbage
你那些正能量哪去了 阿布达拉 What happened to your positive attitude, Abdala?
别再提那个名字了 行吗 Don't even say that name, all right?
我给他发了推 却毫无回音 I tweeted him and got nothing.
但是罗布发给他一些关于蜥蜴人的瞎话 Meanwhile, Rob tweets him some crap about lizard-people,
他就回说"哦 转发 哦 点赞"之类的 he's like, "Oh, retweet, oh, fave" Everything.
我只是告诉他 我看到其中的一个 I just told him I saw one of them
钻回了自己在街道下面的蜥蜴窝 slip back into his lizard home under the streets.
他们就是在那里煮汤的 That's where they make their soup.
天啊 他真的有线索 Oh, my God. He's onto something.
警监 不用那么好心 Captain, don't try to be nice
给疯子发言权 by giving a crazy person a voice.
而且我们已经明白了人权都是废话 Plus, we've already learned that human rights are crap.
不 他说那个蜥蜴人 No, he said that the lizard-people live
住在地下 under the streets.
他是指下水道 他看到有人 He means the sewers. He saw someone go
从货车进入了下水道 from the van into the sewers.
看 Look.
这是个井盖 It's a manhole cover.
佩拉尔塔 桑提亚戈 Peralta, Santiago?
- 嗯 我们听得到 - 我们也是 警监 - Yeah, we're here. - Us too, Captain.
有线索了 一个目击者看到 We have a lead. One of our witnesses saw
最后一名犯人 杀人犯乔治·杰索尼 the last convict, George Gessilnick, the murderer,
进入了窨井 逃到了撞车地点附近的 go down into a manhole and escape into the sewer
下水道 near the crash site.
收到 我们马上出发 Copy that. We're on it.
我们也是 我们也要出发了 Yeah, so are we. We're also on it.
稍微倒一下车就好 Whoop! Back it up a little bit.
往前 Forward.
倒车 Back.
往前 Forward.
倒车 Back.
往前 Forward.
倒车 Back.
往前 Forward.
现在可以出发了 And we're good to go.
噢 差点撞到邮筒 Oh, almost clipped the mailbox.
呵 好险 Heh. Close call.
拜托让这些污泥变成水吧 拜托让这些污泥变成水吧 Please let this muck be water. Please let this muck be water.
我得有一个月都不能抱尼古拉耶了 I won't be able to hug Nikolaj for a month.
他的预防针还没打完 He doesn't have all his shots yet.
嘘 我好像听到了什么 Shh. I think I heard something.
真不敢相信列奥那多就住这种地方 I can't believe Leonardo lived in this.
米开朗基罗我可以理解 他这人就是不讲究 I mean, Michelangelo I get. He's kind of a sloppy dude.
- 但是列奥这么挑剔 - 杰克 闭嘴 - But Leo is so fastidious. - Jake, shut up.
警长 我们是在下水道里 Sarge, we're in a sewer.
我当然要讲忍者神龟 I'm goin'st to talk about the Turtles.
不是 杰克 闭嘴 我听到声音了 No, Jake. Shut up. I hear something.
纽约警察 不许动 NYPD! Freeze!
纽约警察 把手放到我们可以看见的地方 NYPD! Keep your hands where we can see them.
你有权保持沉默 You have the right to remain silent.
但你所说的每一句话都将成为呈堂证供 Anything you say can be used against you in a court of law.
你有权委托律师 You have the right to an attorney.
如果你付不起律师费 If you cannot afford an attorney,
我们将免费为你提供一名律师 one will be appointed for you.
你为什么不说了 Why did you stop?
我输了 你赢了 I'm done. You win.
什么 W-what?
我爱你 我想搬到你的公寓住 I love you. I want to move in to your apartment.
真的吗 Really?
我也爱你 I love you too.
我的天啊 多么美妙的时刻啊 Oh, my God, what a beautiful moment.
对了 你们注意 艾米现在正是排卵期 And, you guys, Amy's ovulating as we speak!
- 什么 - 查尔斯 - What? - Charles!
好了 往里走 你马上就要回监狱了 All right, head to the back. You're going to jail.
嘿 Hey.
我不明白 为什么要让我赢 I don't get it. Why did you decide to let me win?
我也不知道 刚才我们在那里 I don't know. When we were back there
想抢先说完米兰达警告的时候 racing through the Miranda Rights,
我看着你 心想 I just looked over at you and thought,
"你真的很棒 "You're awesome.
而且不管做什么都很出色" And you're good at doing things."
我当然也会想念那条毛巾 但是你的幸福 I mean, sure, I'll miss towel, but your happiness is worth
可比赢一场愚蠢的赌局重要多了 way more than winning some stupid bet.
- 你确定吗 - 当然 - Are you sure about this? - Oh, yeah.
从任何方面来说 你的公寓都比我的好 Your apartment is better than mine in every way imaginable.
当我们进入下水道的时候 You want to know what my first thought was
你知道我的第一个念头是什么吗 when we dropped into the sewer?
"跟家里的味道一样" "Smells like home."
他在说谎 艾米 He's lying, Amy.
他第一个想到的是忍者神龟 His first thought was about the Ninja Turtles.
别这样 泰瑞 我们当时可是在下水道里 Come on, Terry. We were in a sewer.
他当然会想到忍者神龟 He's gon'sta think about the Turtles.
没错 我当然会这样 泰瑞 Yeah, I'm gon'sta, Terry.
- 别像马尔福似的那么讨人厌 - 就是 泰瑞 - Quit being such a Malfoy. - Yeah, Terry.
伙计们 我们有麻烦了 Guys, we have a problem.
他不是我们要抓的犯人 He's not our convict.
什么 我们抓的这个藏在下水道 What? The guy in the orange jumpsuit
还穿着橙色囚服的家伙居然不是犯人 that we found hiding in the sewer is not our convict?
他是司机 He's our van driver.
上星期有一个男人来找我 A man came to me last week.
他逼我帮杰索尼越狱 He told me I had to help Gessilnick escape from jail.
他有我家人的照片 He had pictures of my family.
还说如果我拒绝 他就杀了他们 He said he'd kill them if I didn't help.
所以 我撞坏了面包车 杰索尼拿走了我的衣服 So, I crashed the van, and Gessilnick took my clothes.
那我们以为是司机的人在哪 But then where's the guy we thought was the van driver?
他消失了 乔治·杰索尼 He vanished. George Gessilnick,
他伪装成是监狱局的司机 posing as a Department of Corrections driver,
被送到了医院 was taken to the hospital,
几小时后又从那里逃脱 where he escaped some hours later.
他非常危险 可能携带武器 He's highly dangerous, probably armed,
下落不明 and could be anywhere.
迪亚兹警探这里有一些资料 Detective Diaz has some background information
会对这次搜查有所帮助 to help in the search.
这是个凶狠的家伙 So this is one scary dude.
警方没有他完整的犯罪记录 We don't have a complete rap sheet on him
因为他有很多假身份 because he's had so many aliases,
但是我们知道他至少已经杀了五个人 but we know he's killed at least five people.
他从十一岁起就有案底了 He's been in the system since he was 11.
当时他在寄养家庭偷了四千美金 That's when he stole $4,000 from his foster family
还放火烧了他们的房子 and burned their house down.
等一下 这是收养他的那家人吗 Wait a minute. This is the foster family?
- 对 怎么了 - 你认出 - Yeah. Why? - Did you see
他的兄弟了吗 who the brother is?
我要传出去一条消息 I need to get a message to somebody.
这非常重要 告诉他杰克·佩拉尔塔想见他 This is very important. Tell him Jake Peralta wants to see him.
我不是要抓他 我只是想让他帮忙 I'm not after him. I just need his help.
有人吗 Hello?
我完全按你的规矩做了 I followed all your rules.
我没有佩枪 也没戴窃听器 I'm unarmed. I'm not wearing a wire.
我是一个人来的 没有后援 I came alone. There's no backup.
出来吧 哥们 我需要你帮忙拿下你的兄弟 Come on, man. I need your help to take down your brother.
道格·朱迪 庞蒂亚克大盗 Doug Judy. The Pontiac Bandit.
嘿 小宝贝 Hey, baby.
腿部线条不错 Nice legs.
你为什么只穿条短裤 Why are you in your boxers?
免得你以为我戴了窃听器 So you would know I'm not wearing a wire.
你哥们斯科特说我必须这么做 Your buddy Scott said I had to.
噢 难怪 斯科特就是个变态 Oh, that makes sense. Scott's a perv.
嘿 斯科特 不管你在哪里看着我们 Hey, Scott, wherever you're watching from,
回家去 go home!
对不起 兄弟 Sorry, man.
所以 什么事这么重要 So, what's so important?
我在找你父母收养的人 乔治 I'm looking for your foster brother, George.
我讨厌那个人 他偷了我妈的钱 Hate the guy. Stole from my mom,
还烧了我们家的房子 burned our house down.
最气人的是 他逃走时 Worst of all, he ran off
还偷了我那张菲尔·柯林斯的《无需茄克》黑胶唱片 with my LP of Phil Collins' "No Jacket Required."
那是我最喜欢的专辑 It's my favorite album.
我已经二十年没听了 Haven't heard it in 20 years.
你不能上网听吗 I mean, can't you just stream it?
我怎么能这么对菲尔 《苏苏迪欧》要听黑胶才有味道 Can't do that to Phil. "Sussudio" Demands vinyl.
好吧 管他黑胶白胶的 总之 Right. Vinyl and whatnot. Okay, well,
乔治现在是个杀人犯 并且刚刚越狱 George is a murderer now and he just escaped from prison.
我们认为他可能想逃出美国 We think he might be trying to flee the country.
你想让我帮你抓住他吗 You want me to help you catch him?
就像X战警和万磁王合作阻止天启一样吗 Like when X-men teamed up with Magneto to stop Apocalypse.
- 我听说那部很烂 - 确实不怎么好 - I heard that one was bad. - Wasn't great.
- 但我还是想看 - 我会再看一遍 - I still want to see it though. - I'd watch it again.
- 所以你同意了吗 - 当然 - So, does that mean you're in? - Course I am.
该死 终于能合作一次的感觉真好 Damn, it feels good to be on the same team for once.
一个警察和一个罪犯合作 A cop and a criminal working together.
我们需要一首主题曲 We need a theme song.
# 庞蒂亚克大盗和警察杰克 # The Pontiac Bandit and Jake the cop
- 噢 - # 惩恶扬善 # - Oh! - Taking down crooks
# 在他们居住的街道 # In the streets where they live
# 和崇拜警徽的女孩打情骂俏 # Flirting with girls who are hot for the badge
# 还有一只会说话的警犬帮他们破案 # There's a talking police dog that helps them solve crime
你给他完全豁免权了吗 你是不是疯了 You gave him full immunity? Are you insane?
是你说我可以谈条件的 You told me to cut a deal.
我以为你顶多撤销一两项重罪指控 I thought you'd maybe drop charges on one or two felonies.
但你知道这下我们要放弃多少案件吗 But do you know how many crimes we're forgiving?
- 六 - 还好啊 - Six... - That's not so bad.
- 百 - 这可多太多了 - Hundred! - Oh, that's way more.
"汽车盗窃 汽车盗窃 "Grand theft auto. Grand theft auto.
汽车盗窃 狗狗欺诈" Grand theft auto. Dog fraud."
我卖过一只假京巴 I sold a guy a fake Pekinese.
其是只猫 'Twas a cat.
你再用"其是"这种怪词 我是不会相信你的 You will not win me over with your use of "'twas."
其是也没想过 'Twasn't trying to.
你显然和这个人成了朋友 You're clearly friends with this man,
你失去了你的客观性 佩拉尔塔 and you've lost your objectivity, Peralta.
还是你不客观了 Or have you lost your objectivity?
你干什么 What are you doing?
我的错 我以为咱们要走了 My bad. I thought we were leaving.
没有 我只是表明观点 坐下 No. I'm just making a point here. Sit down.
长官 有一个三重谋杀凶犯 Look, sir. There's a triple-murderer
还在布鲁克林游窜 我们的职责是将他绳之以法 loose in Brooklyn, and it's our job to bring him in,
即使这意味着要宽恕一个偷过几辆车 even if that means forgiving a guy who stole some cars,
好吧 还卖过几只扮成狗的猫的人 and, yes, sold a few cats as dogs.
可不止几只 More than a few.
我都不明白为什么那么多人上当 Weird how many people fell for that.
再说 这个交易是有条件的 Plus, his deal is conditional.
如果朱迪没帮我们找到他兄弟 If Judy doesn't lead us to his brother,
他就得不到豁免权 he doesn't get immunity.
听着 警监 我和你一样想看到 Look, Cap, I want to see George behind bars
乔治被抓起来 as much as you do.
我恨我兄弟 I hate my brother.
你能有共鸣 对不对 长官 You can relate to that, right, sir?
记得那次你妹妹 Remember how furious you got
在邮件最后写了"三克油"而不是"谢谢"时 that time your sister ended an email with "Thx"
你有多生气吗 instead of "Thanks"?
你为什么要提起这个 Why would you bring that up?
- 感觉有关系 - 好吧 - It seemed pertinent. - Fine.
我倒要看看事情最后会如何 Let's see where this leads.
解散 Dismissed.
所以我们不知道乔治·朱迪从医院逃脱时 So we don't know if anybody helped George Judy
有没有帮凶 escape from this hospital.
监控录像显示他进了这个院子 Security cameras show him entering this courtyard,
但再也没回去 but never coming back out.
这家伙就消失了 The dude just vanished.
泰瑞讨厌医院 Ugh. Terry hates hospitals.
到处都散发着死亡的气息 They reek of death.
没说您 夫人 Oh, not you, ma'am.
您散发着生命的气息 You reek of life.
也许他翻墙走了 Maybe he went up the wall
就像这样 like this.
别想了 这不可能 Never mind. It's not possible.
真的吗 You sure?
天哪 罗莎 你怎么做到的 Damn, Rosa! How did you do that?
我有一段黑暗的过去 I have a dark past.
现在你知道我最深的耻辱了 Now you know my deepest shame.
好吧 看完你的动作 Cool. Well, now that I saw you do it,
我也明白该怎么做了 I get how to do it too.
太惨了 泰瑞 Ooh, damn, Terry.
伙计们 猜怎么着 Hey, guys. Guess what.
为了感谢你们这些朋友的关照 To thank you for being such good friends,
我带了一大篮子的松饼 I picked up a big old basket of muffins.
跟我来 Follow me.
- 快点 - 我带了各种各样的松饼 - Come on! - I got all kinds of muffins!
蓝莓松饼 罂粟籽松饼 Blueberry muffins, poppy seed muffins,
香蕉坚果松饼 巧克力碎 banana nut muffins, chocolate chip...
等等 根本没有松饼 Ooh, wait, there are no muffins.
这是什么情况 What's happening now?
被欺骗的感觉怎么样 How's it feel being lied to, Huh?
我还好 我本来也没那么想吃松饼 I mean, I'm okay. I wasn't really that invested in the muffins.
我想吃啊 I was.
你们觉得能瞒得住我吗 You guys thought you could keep a secret from me?
我什么都知道 Well, I know everything.
希区柯克又把手机忘在卫生间了 Hitchcock left his phone in the bathroom again,
猜猜我在里面发现了什么 and guess what I found on it.
我需要钱 我根本不知道他们拍下来了 I needed the cash. I didn't know they'd be filming.
短信群 好几打短信群 Text chains. Dozens of text chains.
而不管哪一个群里都没有我 And I'm not on any of them.
看看这个白板 Take a look at this board.
有艾米 吉娜 泰瑞 希区柯克 罗莎 杰克群 There's an Amy-Gina-Terry- Hitchcock-Rosa-Jake chain.
有希区柯克 泰瑞 艾米 罗莎群 There's a Hitchcock-Terry- Amy-Rosa Chain.
甚至还有希区柯克 吉娜 斯库利群 There's even a Hitchcock-Gina- Scully chain.
为什么会有这种东西 I mean, what the hell happens on that?
我们也就交流一下对《权力的游戏》的看法 Well, we mostly just exchange "Game of Thrones" Theories.
小恶魔会娶一条龙的 The little guy is gonna marry a dragon.
我们猜的 We think.
但有一点很确定 Well, one thing's for sure:
查尔斯·伯耶尔 Charles Boyle...
不在群里 is off the chains.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
我们没加你只是因为你有点儿 We only excluded you because you're kind of...
像个短信狂 an over-texter.
短信狂吗 才没有呢 Over-texter? That's not even a thing.
是吗 所以你不记得那次 Oh really? So you don't remember the time
你在五分钟内自说自话发了九十七条短信的事了吗 you sent 97 unanswered texts in a five-minute span?
我手机震动得都从桌上掉下去了 My phone vibrated itself off the desk.
我觉得它是想自杀了 I think it was committing suicide.
没关系 这也不是我第一次被人疏离了 It's okay. This isn't the first time I've been left out.
在夏令营时就没人愿意和我做朋友 At camp, nobody would be friends with me.
我只能和食堂大妈们玩 I had to hang out with the lunch ladies.
暑假之后 我一封回信都没收到过 After summer ended, they never replied to any of my letters.
太令人难过了 Oh, this is really sad.
根本就没有松饼 There's just no muffins at all.
- 快看 - 这是什么 - Kaboom! - What's this?
这是乔治·朱迪 That is the art auction
今晚要抢劫的那场艺术品拍卖会 that George Judy will be robbing tonight.
- 怎么黏糊糊的 - 我刚吃了酸长条糖 - Why is it so sticky? - I was eating sour straws.
能不能把注意力放在重点上 It's crazy that's what you're choosing to focus on.
道格·朱迪还指望我们呢 Doug Judy came through for us.
乔治想要一样东西 That's what George is after:
一个价值两千万美元的宝石蛋 a bejeweled egg worth $20 million.
这蛋不错 但你怎么知道他要去那的 That's a nice egg, but how do you know he'll be there?
道格手下一个叫帕克的说他一直打听这个地方 Doug's boy Parker said he kept asking about the place.
那这个帕克是干什么的 And what does this Parker do?
我不知道 我记不太清了呢 You know, I don't know. I can't really recall.
好像是汽车相关的某方面的专家 Some sort of auto-industry professional.
比如偷车贼之类的 Maybe, like, a car thief or some such whatnot.
噢 我明白了 我们唯一的线索 Oh, I see. So the only thing we have to go on is
就是你某个罪犯朋友的话咯 the word of one of your criminal friends?
罪犯 你就是这么看我们的 Criminals? That's how you see us?
为了养活一家子人而去偷面包算不算犯罪呢 Is it a crime to steal bread to feed your family?
或者为了买电子游戏卖点儿大麻呢 Or to sell some weed so you can buy video games?
或者因为本来要卖的大麻抽完了干脆 Or to steal video games because you smoked all that weed
- 去偷电子游戏呢 - 是的 这些全是犯罪 - you were supposed to sell? - Yes, all of those are crimes.
- 该死的 连面包那个都算吗 - 尤其是面包那个 - Damn. Even the bread one? - Especially the bread one.
不过鉴于这是你仅有的线索 But since this is the only lead you have,
去做点什么吧 go do something with it.
我们会去做的 Oh, we'll go do something with it.
我们会好好拿它做出点儿什么的 We'll go do something with the hell out of it.
不 不 不 No, no, no.
他不是警察 He's not a cop.
这些他都不能穿 He can't be wearing any of this.
只是件风衣而已嘛 It's just a windbreaker.
我又没给他警徽或者枪 It's not like I gave him a badge and a gun.
- 这俩他都有 - 枪里没子弹 - Uh, he has both of those things. - It's not loaded.
我只是想扣下扳机然后说句拉风的警察台词 I just want to cock it and say a cool cop catch phrase.
纽约精英要更上一层楼了 New York's finest just got a whole lot finer.
快给我 Give me that.
我要亲自参与这个案子 I'm putting myself on this case.
好啊 警监 All right, Captain.
看来纽约精英就要更上... Looks like New York's finest just got a whole lot...
- 快走 - 好的 - Let's go! - All right.
好的 Whoo. Okay.
怎么样 我像不像准备买一堆昂贵艺术品的富豪 How do I look? Like I'm about to buy a bunch of expensive art?
绝对的 而且不是光买画的那种 Hell, yeah. And not just paintings either.
是买得起雕像的那种富 You look statue rich.
我不知道是服务生代为泊车 I didn't know we'd have to valet.
或许今天不该带格蒂来 Perhaps I shouldn't have brought Gertie.
格蒂是谁 Who's Gertie?
我们刚刚开过来的狡猾的小女魔头 That foxy little she-devil we just drove here in.
格蒂 这可不行 Gertie? No, man.
车得起个性感的名字 比如布洛克 A car's gotta have a sexy name, like Brooke,
或者蒂凡尼 或者桑德拉 或者坎迪斯 or Tiffany, or Sandra, or Candice.
是啊 或者苏西 或者黛娜 或者凯伦 Yeah, or Suzie, or Dana, or Karen.
等一下 那是我妈的名字 Oh, no, wait. That's my mom's name.
我为什么要说老妈的名字呢 Why did I say my mom's name?
看着另一个男人进入她的身体 真让我恶心 The sight of another man inside her makes me sick.
我非常不喜欢现在的话题 Yeah. I dislike this conversation very much.
对她温柔一点 Treat her gently!
那不是什么好车 你知道的吧 You know that's not a nice car, right?
再说一次试试 Say that again.
天啊 警监 别生气嘛 Damn, Cap. Be cool.
你再说一次试试 Say that again.
谅你也不敢 That's what I thought.
我先进会场了 I'll be in the venue.
- 走吧 伯耶尔 - 又要干什么啊 - Come on, Boyle. - What's this about?
听着 如果你要带我去一场 Look, if you're leading me to some sort
所有人都在的大型道歉惊喜派对 of big surprise apology where everyone's there
然后要我加入你们愚蠢的短信群的话 and you all want me to join your stupid text chains,
我完全没意见 I am 100% in.
这二十四小时 过得我度日如年啊 These last 24 hours have just been hell.
这不是我以前的爱人吗 你好啊 小姐妹 Oh, it's just my former lover. Hello, sister.
我真讨厌你同时提起这些事 Ugh, I hate when you say those things back-to-back.
- 给你 - 你拿了我的手机吗 - Here. - You took my phone?
是 我必须得删除你的动图输入法 Yeah. I had to delete your GIF keyboard
和你那三个《房产兄弟》的表情软件 and your three "Property Brothers" Emoji apps.
等一下 你删除这些是因为... Wait. Did you delete them because...
没错 你可以加入办公室短信群组了 Yeah. You're on the office text chain.
你们说真的吗 这太棒啦 Are you serious? This is amazing.
当然我是完全反对你加入 Yeah, well I was totally against it,
但是艾米感觉很不好 因为你看起来太可怜了 but Amy felt bad because you seemed so pathetic.
- 别这么说啊 - 这招起作用了 - Don't say that. - It worked!
你那个露营的故事 I mean, your little camp story.
是我听过最悲惨的童年经历了 Was the saddest childhood memory I've ever heard,
我可是听艾米讲过她参加 and I've listened to Amy talking about attending
"少年交通指挥员团体大会"的经历呢 "The crossing guard's jamboree."
那次很好玩的 我们还在酒店的走廊里指挥交通呢 That was fun! We were directing traffic in the hotel hallways.
把路人都吓坏了呢 People were freaking out.
反正你可别让我们后悔 Mm-hmm. Just don't make us regret this.
我不会的 我保证 I won't. I swear I won't.
我要告诉老爸这个好消息啦 I gotta tell my dad.
我知道你不同意这个决定 I know you weren't on board with this,
但你瞧瞧他多开心呀 but look how happy we made him.
而且我们也不会损失... And at no cost to our...
- 这可就开始了 - 不是的 - And here it comes. - No.
那只是一条... That was just one...
我想他是憋了太多话 I bet he's just getting it
- 想要说了吧 - 可不是吗 - out of his system. - Oh, yeah.
我相信他会长话短说的 I'm sure he'll be brief.
很明显 这个宝石蛋是俄国沙皇 Apparently the Tsar of Russia gave that bejeweled egg
给他女朋友的礼物 to his girlfriend as a present.
我就从来没收到过镶着宝石的礼物 蠢货艾米 I've never gotten a bejeweled anything. Stupid Amy.
我很怀疑那名杀人犯会来这里 Well, I highly doubt our murderer is gonna show up here.
道格·朱迪说他会来 我相信他 Doug Judy said he's be here, and I believe him.
警监 我拿了些饭前点心来 Cap, got some hors d'oeuvres.
我不知道您喜欢吃什么 所以我猜 I don't know what you like, so I guessed:
装饰用的萝卜怎么样 the radishes they put on the side for decoration?
谢谢 还切成萝卜花了 Mmm, thank you. Cut into a flower?
我们是到拉斯维加斯了吗 Where are we, Las Vegas?
伙计们 快看门厅那里 Guys, look over there by the hallway.
看到那个穿红衣服的女人了吗 See the woman in the red?
那好像是我兄弟的女朋友 弗兰 I think that's my brother's girlfriend, Fran.
我不想让她看到我 I don't want her to recognize me.
她的左脸是不是有一道疤 Does she have a scar on her left cheek?
也许吧 什么样的疤痕啊 Maybe. What's the shape of the scar?
- 就是一般的疤痕啊 - 见鬼 - Just a general slash shape. - Oh, darn.
我最近一直在看《哈利波特》的书 I've been reading a lot of "Harry Potter" Lately,
还想着能发现什么有意思的疤呢 and I was hoping for something more fun.
好了 我去正面交锋 Okay, I'll head towards her.
你从后面防守 以免她逃走 You go around back in case she makes a break for it.
她开始行动了 She's on the move.
不好意思 女士 Excuse me, ma'am. Oh.
- 不好意思 请站住 - 别动 纽约警察 - No, please stop. - Freeze. NYPD.
- 发生什么事了啊 - 没疤痕 她不是弗兰 - What's going on? - No scar. It's not Fran.
那她跑什么啊 Then why was she running?
因为有个陌生男人要跟着我去卫生间 Because a strange guy started following me to the bathroom.
可不是吗 男人都很可怕 Right. Because men are horrible
世界无比黑暗 and the world is a nightmare. Yeah.
- 不好 道格·朱迪在哪 - 就在原地啊 怎么 - Oh, no. Where's Doug Judy? - Where we left him. Why?
刀疤脸弗兰只是个幌子 Scarface Fran is a ruse.
他是想把我们引开 然后帮自己的兄弟 He wanted us out of there so he can help his brother
偷走那颗蛋 steal the egg!
快看 烈酒杯装的汤 Check it out. Shot glasses of soup.
你们是在想 我怎么拿到这么多汤的吗 Oh, you wondering how I got the whole tray?
全拜我无与伦比的魅力 Charmed it right out of her
所赐 Hands
来点汤吗 You want some soup?
- 你一整天都在这里吗 - 是啊 我在找线索呢 - This where you been all day? - Yep. Just looking for clues.
我想找出乔治·朱迪逃跑的方法 Trying to see how George Judy escaped.
- 你流的汗可不少啊 - 泰瑞在努力 - You're pretty sweaty. - Terry runs hot.
泰瑞很努力工作 Terry runs hot.
你是在尝试翻过这堵墙 You're trying to see if you can do that wall climb,
- 对吧 - 可不是 - aren't you? - Yeah.
但我做不到 我老了 And I can't. I'm old.
就因为你翻不过这堵墙了吗 Because you can't parkour up a wall?
不仅是这个 It's everything.
我现在总觉得电视声音太小 The TV's always too quiet.
我也不喜欢那些宽松的篮球短裤 I don't like how baggy basketball shorts are.
我那天甚至还对着一群滑板少年挥了拳头 I even shook my fist at some skateboarders the other day.
还有更糟糕的事情呢 And there's something worse.
非常非常糟糕的事情 Way, way worse.
泰瑞现在都要戴老花镜了 Terry needs reading glasses.
- 没那么糟啦 警长 - 就是很糟 - It's not that bad, Sarge. - Yes, it is!
我以前可是"蝙蝠侠"呢 I used to be "Batman."
现在我都成他爹了 Now I'm his dad.
他那个又蠢又弱 还在剧院被枪杀的爹 His dumb, weak, getting shot at the opera dad.
好了 竞拍结束了 Okay, auction over.
我真不敢相信 你会认为道格·朱迪 I can't believe you thought Doug Judy
会使诡计引开我们 然后偷走那颗蛋 was tricking us so he could steal the egg.
如果真要说谁会偷蛋 那就是你 If anyone was stealing any eggs, it was you
因为你就一蠢蛋样 'cause you have egg all over your face.
所以之前四分钟 你一句话都没说 Is that why you've been so quiet these last four minutes?
- 就是在想这个梗吗 - 是啊 梗不错吧 - You had to think of that? - Mm-hmm. Was it worth it?
- 棒呆啦 - 发射愤怒毒液 - Hell, yeah. - Ah, venomous burn.
吸出毒液 Suck out the poison.
他也许是没做出什么行动 He may not have been pulling something back there,
但你们也都没猜对乔治·朱迪的行踪 but both of you were wrong about George Judy.
他根本就没来 我们在这里浪费了一天 He never showed. We wasted a day,
如果要说谁一脸蠢蛋样 那可是你们俩 and if anyone has egg on their faces, it's you two.
道格蠢蛋 和蠢蛋佩拉尔塔 Doug Egg and Egg Peralta.
这名字其实还挺酷的嘛 That's actually kind of a dope name.
那边出什么事了 What's going on out there?
我是杰克·佩拉尔塔 纽约警察 发生什么事了 Hey, Jake Peralta, NYPD. What happened here?
有人打晕了泊车员 偷走了所有的车 Somebody knocked out the valet, stole all the cars.
- 所有的车都偷走了 - 所以乔治确实来了 - Every single one. - So George was here.
他不是来偷蛋的 他是来偷车的 He wasn't after the egg, he was after the cars.
看来道格·朱迪说得没错吧 警监 Well, looks like Doug Judy was right after all, huh, Captain?
你怎么不说话啦 Why aren't you saying anything?
是因为错了而无地自容了吗 Is it because you're so embarrassed for being wrong?
我的格蒂啊 Gertie!
# 哎呀真糟糕呀 警监的车被偷啦 # What a big bomb, the Captain's car is gone
闭嘴 给我闭嘴 Shut up! Shut up!
我不明白 为什么乔治·朱迪 I don't get it. Why would George Judy
偷走的是车 而不是蛋呢 steal all these cars and not the egg?
如果他急需用钱 车比较容易出手 Easier to sell if you're in a hurry.
而且里面不乏好车呢 Plus these are some valuable vehicles.
- 布加迪 法拉利 - 还有格蒂 - Bugatti, Ferrari... - Gertie.
我觉得他不会冲着格蒂去的 先生 I don't think Gertie was a prime target, sir.
你知道我为改造她花了多少精力吗 Do you know how much custom work there was on her?
我把收音机的调频功能都卸掉了 I disabled the FM function from the radio.
当时那人说 "你可以不用啊" The guy said, "Oh, you can just not use it,"
但我说 "可是我知道这个功能还在啊" but I said, "Ugh, I'll always know it's there."
看这个 谢尔比眼镜蛇427SC Boom. Shelby Cobra 427SC.
那四个轮子都要一百万美金呢 That's a million dollars on four wheels, baby.
这才是乔治的目标 That's what George is after.
可谁知道这是不是乔治干的呢 How do we even know George did it?
毕竟没人看到他啊 I mean, nobody saw him.
但是案发现场确实有一名经验丰富的偷车贼 But there was a prolific car thief at the scene of the crime.
你是说我吗 我现在可是警察 You talking about me? I'm a cop now.
- 快拉倒吧 - 那为什么我有警徽 - No, you're not. - Then why do I have a badge
还有枪呢 and a gun?
这标志可是如假包换的呢 The thin blue line just got thick as hell.
- 给我 - 算了吧 朱迪 - Give me that! - Come on, Judy.
没装子弹 It's not loaded.
听着 如果我要偷很多车子 Look, if I was gonna jack a bunch of cars,
我可不会带纽约最厉害的两个警察 I wouldn't bring two of New York's best detectives with me
和我一起去现场 to the scene of the crime.
- 你觉得我们是最厉害的吗 - 拍马屁没用的 - Aww, you think we're the best? - Flattery won't work on us.
- 什么 - 简直是胡搅蛮缠 - What? - This is nonsense.
- 你不准参与这案子了 - 长官 拜托 - You're off the case. - Whoa, whoa, sir. Come on.
我们还要追捕罪犯 We're chasing a murderer.
一个偷了很多车子的罪犯 A murderer that just stole a ton of cars.
这一行谁能比道格·朱迪还轻车熟路啊 Who knows more about that world than Doug Judy?
而且别忘了 他不帮我们抓到他兄弟 Plus remember, he doesn't get immunity
是不能得到豁免的 unless he helps us bring his brother in.
我知道 但... I know, but...
你到底想不想让格蒂回来 Do you want to get back Gertie or not?
好吧 他继续协助调查 Fine. He's still on the case.
# 庞蒂亚克大盗和杰克一起当警探 # The Pontiac Bandit and Jake are cops
# 还有他们爱说俏皮话的警监 # With their wise-cracking Captain along for the ride
# 他们去哪都会有冒险历程 # They'll have adventures wherever they go
# 那只会说话的狗翱翔在外太空 # The talking dog flies in outer space
# 汪 汪 汪 飞行狗 # Arf, arf, arf, fly, fly, fly, fly dog
- # 汪 汪 汪 # - # 飞 飞 飞 飞行狗 # - Arf, arf, arf - Fly, fly, fly, fly dog
# 汪 汪 汪 飞行狗 # Arf, arf, arf, fly, fly, fly, fly dog
好了 查尔斯 我之前很希望你加入群聊 Okay, Charles, I want you on this text chain.
真的 但自从你昨天加入后 I really do, but since you joined yesterday,
已经发了七十一条短信 you have sent 71 texts.
群里其他所有人加起来 只发了两条 The rest of the group collectively has sent two.
说真的 查尔斯 我宁愿被车撞 You know, honestly, I'd rather get hit by a bus
也不愿再收到你的一条短信 than get one more text from you, Charles.
好吧 我也不是没被排挤过 Fine. I've been kicked out of things before.
露营的时候 我发现了一个小本子 At camp, I found a slam book
上面都是食堂大妈写我的坏话 that the lunch ladies had written about me.
抱歉 查尔斯 但现在多悲伤的故事 I'm sorry, Charles, but there is no story
都救不了你了 sad enough to save you now.
接受挑战 Challenge accepted.
我十多岁时 有一次整个小弟弟都... Once, as a tween, I got my penis entirely...
好了 住嘴 不不不 Okay, stop! No, no, no, no, no.
我们只是想教你好好发短信 Our plan was just to teach you to text better.
很多人都喜欢像我一样发短信 You know, a lot of people like the way I text.
如果你们不能接受我的本性 Look, if you can't accept me for who I am,
- 那我就退出好了 - 行 很好 - then I don't need this chain. - Okay, great.
不不不 千万别让我退群 No, no, no, I need to be included so badly.
你们说什么我都照做 反正我本来也没有自尊 I'll do whatever you say. I literally have zero pride.
这才是我想听到的答案 And that's what I like to hear.
查尔斯 Oh, Charles.
好吧 所以你们是有钱的欧洲人 Okay, so you guys are rich Europeans
打算买一辆谢尔比 我负责介绍你们 looking to buy a Shelby. I'll make the introductions.
等等 欧洲人可不够具体 Wait, we can't just be Europeans.
- 到底是哪个国家 - 你们会说什么语言 - What country are we from? - What languages do you speak?
法语 西班牙语 一些葡萄牙语 French, Spanish, some Portuguese.
还有希腊语 佛兰德语也过得去 Obviously Greek, enough Flemish to get by.
牛逼 你呢 佩拉尔塔 Tight. What about you, Peralta?
我模仿意大利口音很不错 Um, I can do a pretty good Italian accent.
"你以为能骗我钱吗" "You think you could milk me?"
所以你在模仿《拜见岳父大人》的德尼罗 So you're just doing De Niro from "Meet the Parents?"
我不知道啊 是吗 I don't know, am I?
- 那可演得很糟糕 - 我不知道 - That's a terrible De Niro. - I don't know.
- 这才是德尼罗 - 我觉得这很棒 - This is De Niro. - I think it's pretty good.
- 我演得更好 - 这样更好 - Mine's better. - It's pretty good.
- 你还是当个美国人吧 - 好吧 - We'll just make you American. - Okay.
- 格里夫 - 嗨 道格·朱迪 - Griff. - Hey, Doug Judy.
- 嗨 - 有什么能帮上忙的吗 - Hey. - What can I do for you?
我的兄弟来过吗 Hey, did my brother stop by?
我听说他偷了一些好车 我可能有位买主 I heard he jacked some nice cars, and I might have a buyer.
这是马克辛·杜布瓦 国际百万富翁 This is Maxine Dubois, international millionaire.
- 你好 - 他不会说英语 - Bonjour. - He doesn't speak any English.
这是他的律师卡尔·曼格森 This is his lawyer, Carl Mangerson.
嘿 我是位律师 Hey, I'm a lawyer.
马克辛想买辆谢尔比眼镜蛇 Maxine wants to buy a Shelby Cobra.
我听说乔治可能有一辆 I hear George might have one.
他送来挺多车的 He just dropped off a few cars,
但没说过有眼镜蛇的事 but he didn't say anything about no Cobra.
我一直忙着处理这堆垃圾了 看到没 I mostly deal with scrap and crap, you know?
妈了个蛋 Son of a bitch.
嘿 没事吧 马克辛 Hey, hey, is everything all right here, Maxine?
你英语很好啊 You're speaking good English.
他只是从电影里面学过几个词 Eh, just a few phrases he picked up from movies and such.
他很失望 他真的很想要眼镜蛇 He's disappointed. He really wanted that Cobra.
你知道法国人的 很热情 You know the French, so passionate,
连他们的臭鼬都是 就像乐皮尤 even their skunks. Pepé Le Pew.
没关系 我是个律师 我可以拒绝置评 It doesn't matter; I'm a lawyer. No further comments.
你知道乔治在哪吗 Do you know where George is?
也许我能亲自和他交易 Maybe I can do business with him myself.
- 格蒂 - 什么 - Gertie! - What?
他说的是法语 意思是... Uh, that was French for...
"我要打个电话" "I gotta make a phone call."
他要去打个电话 He's gotta make a phone call.
法国人... Frenchmens...
麻烦事就是多 You can't bring them anywhere.
如果乔治是翻墙出去的 So if George went over that wall,
他一定会被摄像头拍到... he would have been caught on a security camera across...
- 你在吃什么 警长 - 麦乳粥 - Whatcha eating there, Sarge? - Cream of Wheat.
容易咀嚼 有助代谢 It's easy to chew, and it keeps you regular.
老年人最爱的食物 It's a favorite dish of the elderly.
别再这么萎靡不振了 Stop freaking out about this.
是啊 我知道 "我有一颗年轻的心" Yeah, yeah, I know. "I'm young at heart."
不 你内心老化得很 No, you are super old at heart.
一直都是 你喜欢酸奶 You always have been. You love yogurt.
去投票站当志愿者 You volunteer at your polling place.
还拒绝在自动存款机上存钱 You refuse to deposit your checks at an ATM.
那可是台机器 我才不信它 It's a machine. I don't trust it.
我明白你的意思 I get what you're saying,
但至少以前我的身体素质可是顶尖的 but at least I used to be a prime physical specimen.
伙计 你的体脂只有百分之一啊 Dude, you have, like, 1% body fat.
现在1.8了 长胖了 Now I'm at 1.8. I'm fat.
我是个又老又胖的秃头 I'm a fat, bald old man.
- 你是自己剃的 - 没错 罗莎 - You shave your head. - Yeah, Rosa.
我和范·迪塞尔都剃了头 Vin Diesel and I shave our heads
因为我们觉得光头好看 because we think it looks good.
好吧 显然你想坐在这 Okay, you obviously want to sit here
顾影自怜 但我们得去工作了 feeling sorry for yourself, but we have work to do.
要不然 我给你找个轮椅 So, I don't know, why don't I get you a wheelchair
- 再来一包纸尿裤 - 轮椅 - and a box of diapers. - The wheelchair!
他就是这么逃走的 扮成了一个老女人 That's how he escaped. He dressed up like an old lady.
那个护理把他推出去了 That orderly is pushing him out.
他真的有帮凶 He did have an accomplice.
我一定要抓到这混蛋 I'm gonna find this bastard.
我不再需要这个了 I don't need this anymore.
不过我还是该穿上夹克 I should take my jacket, though.
现在可是一月份 我没疯 I mean, it's January. I ain't crazy.
格蒂 Oh, Gertie.
喂 乔治在这 Psst. George is here.
- 他在后面 - 我们走 快 - He's out back. - Let's go. Right now.
纽约警局 别动 NYPD, don't move!
该死 他要跑了 Crap, he's getting away!
好吧 All right.
我们可以冲过去 这外套是耐火的 We can run right through it. These suits are fire-resistant.
这外套不耐火 These suits are not fire-resistant.
不是吗 那怎么这么贵 They're not? Then why are they so expensive?
再见 佩拉尔塔 Bye, Peralta.
不 朱迪 No! Judy!
还有朱迪 朱迪兄弟 Both Judys! Judys!
真不敢相信 Oh, I can't believe this!
我真的以为这次能相信道格·朱迪 I really thought I could trust Doug Judy this time.
我一直告诉你别相信他 但你不听 I kept telling you not to, but you wouldn't listen.
你光顾着跟他一起唱歌 You were too busy singing your songs
还计划去尼亚加拉大瀑布旅行 and planning trips to Niagara Falls.
我们只是聊到我们俩都没去过那里 We just said neither of us had ever been.
哪有什么旅行计划 There were no hard plans.
这实在是太丢人了 Look, it's humiliating.
道格·朱迪自认为能摆布我 他也确实做到了 Doug Judy thought he could manipulate me, and he could.
我觉得自己真是个糟糕的警察 I feel like I'm a terrible cop.
我还以为你会说些什么话 Wow, I really thought you were going to chime in
来安慰安慰我 with something supportive there.
我们得走了 We have to go.
警监 Captain?
好了 查尔斯 这是你最后的测试 Okay, Charles. This is your final exam.
我们要给你看一条短信 We're gonna show you a text
以及两个回复的选项 and then two potential responses.
你得告诉我们 哪个更合适 You need to tell us which is more appropriate.
艾米说 "正要从维珍音乐节离开" Amy writes, "Leaving the virgin festival..."
- 吉娜 - "十分钟后到" - Gina... - "Be there in ten minutes."
你要回复 Do you reply,
"我来帮你倒计时" "I'll be counting down the seconds.
"600 599 598 逗你玩呢 哈哈 "600, 599, 598, jk, lol,
597 596 笑脸表情 笑脸表情 "597, 596, smiley face, smiley face,
小猫笑脸表情 大拇指表情" cat smiley, thumbs up."
还是回复 "好的" Or, "Okay."
这是个陷阱 这条短信根本不需要回复 It's a trick question. The text requires no response.
查尔斯·伯耶尔 欢迎回归九九局短信群 Charles Boyle, welcome back to the Nine-Nine text chain.
太棒了 我们应该把群名改成九九派对专线 Yes! We should call it the Nine-Nine party line
- 我来改名 - 查尔斯 - I'll rename the thread. - Charles.
抱歉 我会进步的 会进步的 Sorry. I'll be better. I'll be better.
就是那辆车 你怎么知道他们会来这里 There's the car. How'd you know they'd be here?
警探的直觉 Detective's intuition.
好吧 之前我们一起去了游戏厅 Okay, fine. We went to Dave and Buster's together
不小心走散了 所以就开启了"寻找朋友"功能 and got separated, so we turned on Find My Friends.
楼梯在后面 The stairs are in the back.
在找我们吗 Looking for us?
把枪放下 慢慢转过来 Put your guns down, turn around slowly.
搞什么 朱迪 我还以为我们是朋友 What the hell, Judy? I thought we were friends.
你怎么会这么想 I don't know why you thought that.
因为你一直这么说 'Cause you kept saying we were.
我们可是计划好要一起去尼亚加拉大瀑布的 We had hard plans to go to Niagara Falls.
兄弟 你跟这条子是朋友吗 So, bro, you friends with this cop?
怎么会 这个饥渴的混蛋 Nah. This thirsty-ass bitch
只是迫切希望吸引注意力罢了 is just desperate for attention.
饥渴的混蛋 Thirsty-ass bitch?
好吧 警监 我知道你马上就会上前一步帮我说话了 Okay, Captain, now I know you're going to step in and defend me.
你之前还求我夸你来着 Well, you were begging me to compliment you earlier.
我的老天啊 这真是我这辈子最差劲的一天了 Oh, my God. This is the worst day of my life.
- 查尔斯在哪 - 既然你们不是朋友 - Where's Charles? - So, if you're not friends,
你不会介意我干掉他吧 you won't mind if I waste him, right?
他当然会介意 没错 我们是敌人 Of course he minds. I mean, sure, we're enemies,
但是是亦敌亦友的那种 像汤姆和杰瑞 but in, like, a playful way, like Tom and Jerry.
天啊 汤姆是不是想吃掉杰瑞 Oh, my God. Was Tom trying to eat Jerry?
- 我的一生都充斥着谎言 - 开枪打他 - My whole life is a lie. - Shoot him.
不不不 我的遗言可不能是这句 No, no, no. Those can't be my last words.
呃 哎呦我去 Uh, ay caramba.
怎么回事 What the hell?
哎哟 看来某人忘记给自己兄弟的枪 Whoops. Looks like somebody forgot to put bullets
- 装子弹了 - 啊哈 - in his brother's gun. - Aha!
我就知道你没有背叛我 I knew you didn't betray me.
我是想指责你来着 但是我好开心 I said that accusatorily, but I'm very happy.
# 道格·朱迪和佩拉尔塔和警监一起查案# Doug Judy and Peralta and Captain on the case
# 你被耍了 他们的友情从未变 # Joke's on you, they was always friends
# 现在我得到了豁免权 # Now I'ma get my immunity
# 那只会说话的狗在警局阴魂不散 # The ghost of the talking dog haunts the precinct
- 会说话的狗挂了 - 哎呀 - The talking dog died. - Aww, man.
是啊 这一句接的太烂了 I know; it was a bummer note to end on.
- 你抓到那个护工了 - 原来他压根 - You got our orderly. - Turns out he really didn't
不是医院员工 work at the hospital,
但他偷员工制服时 but he left his print behind
在房间里留下了指纹 in the room where he stole the scrubs.
没用多久就抓到他了 It didn't take long to track him down.
哇 这一手再加上轮椅的发现 Whoa. With that and the wheelchair,
你这次干得可真不错 警长 that's some pretty nice police work, Sarge.
我知道 I know.
我的肌肉或许已经不如昔日强壮 You know, my muscles might not be as strong
但另一样东西的确变强了 as when I was young, but one's stronger:
我的发达强健的大脑 my big, beefy brain.
现在我要失陪一下了 我要处理这个 Now if you will excuse me, I have to process...
戴维·威利斯 David Willis.
喔唷 你还给眼镜配了个项链 Aww, you got a little necklace for your glasses.
没办法 昨晚忙活的时候差点弄丢了 I had to. I almost lost them last night during "Wheel."
嘿 罗莎 来颗硬糖 Hey, Rosa. Have a hard candy.
泰瑞已经释然拥抱岁月了 Terry is embracing his age.
我刚和地检通过话 I just got off the phone with the DA.
作为协助抓捕乔治·朱迪的回报 And for aiding in the capture of George Judy,
你已正式获得了所有曾犯之罪的豁免权 you have officially been granted immunity from all your past crimes.
- 那现在我自由了 - 嗯 - So I'm a free man? - Mm.
并没有啥变化 Nope, still smells the same.
很抱歉我怀疑了你 I'm sorry that I doubted you,
但你的确开车载我们的犯人逃走了 but you did drive off with the guy that we were chasing.
没办法 我看见他就要逃脱了 Had to. I saw he was about to get away,
就骗他相信我和他是一伙的 so I tricked him into thinking I was on his side.
我当起警察来还真是厉害啊 It's crazy how good I am at your job.
我欠你俩一个道歉 Look, I owe you both an apology.
道格·朱迪 我小看了你的诚意 Doug Judy, I underestimated your honesty.
还有佩拉尔塔 我小看了你的直觉 And, Peralta, I underestimated your instincts.
就这么一句可不够 Yeah, I'm gonna need a lot more from you than that.
好吧 你是个好警察 Fine. You're a good cop...
就算你是个饥渴的混蛋也是 even if you are a thirst-ass bitch.
好吧 Wow. Okay.
破了这么大的案子还埋汰我 Solved a pretty intense murder, and just crap all over me.
嘿 警监 我给你准备了点东西 Hey, Captain, got you a little something-something.
- 格蒂 - 不是 - Gertie? - Nope.
但是绝对是同型 同款 同一颜色 But she is the exact same make, model, and color.
我的天啊 这是你偷的 Oh, my God, you stole this.
- 我怎么能开一辆赃车... - 放松 哥们 - I can't be driving a stolen... - Relax, man.
我是在二手车市场买的 花了六百刀呢 I bought it at a used car lot for, like, $600.
- 这又不是什么好车 - 没错 - This is not a nice vehicle. - Yeah, it's not.
还有 她可不叫格蒂 And by the way, her name's not Gertie.
她叫塞斯爱莱拉 It's Sexarella.
你好啊 塞斯爱莱拉 Hello, Sexarella.
那么 接下来有何打算 道格·朱迪 So, what's next for you, Doug Judy?
我要开始新生活了 I'm turning over a new leaf.
诚实的生活 Gonna live that honest life.
或许开个面包店 Maybe open up a bakery,
买个小房子 筹点养老金 buy a little house, invest in my retirement.
你马上就会干回老本行 You're gonna go back to stealing cars immediately,
- 是不是 - 那还用说 - aren't you? - That's very much on the table.
- 当然 - 等你下手 - Yeah. - And when you do...
- 我会阻止你的 - 不 你不会的 - I'll be there to stop you. - No, you won't.
- 我会的 - 你不会的 - Yes, I will. - No, you won't.
- 我会的 - 我会想你的 哥们 - Yes, I will. - I'm gonna miss you, man.
我会想你的 哥们 I'm gonna miss you, brother.
- 再见了 小老鼠 - 再见了 爸爸 - Good-bye, little Fievel. - Good-bye, Papa.
- 酷 好了 回见 - 嗯嗯 - Cool. All right, peace out. - Uh-huh.
- 很高兴见到你 - 我也是 - It was good to see you. - Good to see you, man.
嘿 同志们 我想到一个很好笑的梗 Hey, you guys, I thought of a funny response
可以用来回复泰瑞之前的短信 to Terry's text from earlier.
你们要在发送前帮我看一下吗 Would you mind taking a look before I hit send?
查尔斯 你已经经历过考验了 好吗 Charles, you've trained for this moment, okay?
我们相信你 尽管发吧 We trust you. Just send it.
来吧 你很棒 Come here. Good job.
- 好吧 那我要发喽 - 嗯哼 - All right, I'm gonna do it. - Mm-hmm.
不错哟 查... Way to go, Cha...