又到了选举时间了 It's election time again, so can I count on
所以你会支持我竞选学校的受托人吗 your support for school trustee?
-我正在考虑与你一起竞选 -真的吗 - I'm thinking of running against you. - Really?
我们可没钱参加竞选 We can't afford a campaign.
我们想接手你的生意 We would like to buy your business.
只有一种方法才可以洗钱 There's only one way to launder money.
你们需要一个阵地 You guys need a front.
有了这家店 没有什么能阻挡我们了 With Bubbles, the sky would be the limit.
太棒了 Perfect.
谁是莎拉 Who's Sarah?
你怎么知道这个名字 How do you know that name?
因为你做梦的时候曾说过这个名字 I know that name because you were dreaming and you said it.
柯西玛 看这书 Cosima, the book.
我觉得瑞秋知道密码 I think Rachel knows the code.
我需要你告诉我你知道的卡斯托尔计划 I want you to tell me what you know about Castor.
-是谣 谣言 - 不 不 不 - Ru-ru-rumors. - No, no, no.
是的 我们是拿你做了交易 Yes, there was a deal made for you,
但这不是我决定的 but I didn't make it.
S夫人干的 Mrs. S did.
我不会丢下你自己走的 I'm not leaving without you.
我爱的一直不是贝丝 It was never Beth I loved.
快跑 Run!
你回来了 You came back.
来吧 好姐妹 Come, Sestra.
又赢了 Otra vez?
我不信任这个婊咋 No creo esta puta!
她怎么做到的 Como lo hizo?
看我赢到什么好东西了 姐妹 Look what I found, Sestra.
我们现在可以胡吃海喝了 Now we eat and drink.
来一杯啤酒 和 水 Una cerveza y, uh, agua.
你们管“食物”叫什么 How do you say "Food"?
就是食物 Food.
保罗 保罗最终是个好人 Paul... Paul was a good man in the end?
我不想聊这件事 I don't want to talk about it.
本杰明怎么还没来 他从来不迟到的 Where is Benjamin? He's never late.
这个本杰明可是S的人 This Benjamin belongs to S.
不 不 听着 No, no. Look,
他是我们大家的朋友 好吗 he's one of our friends, okay?
而且S的人 And S' people
给我带来了那些信息 are the ones who are bringing papers,
所以你应该感谢他们 so you be thankful.
我会杀了S的 因为她背叛我 I will kill S for betraying me.
你怀孕了 亲爱的 You're pregnant, mi amiga.
是你告诉她我怀孕了吗 Did you tell her that I have baby?
你好 海伦娜 Hello, Helena.
海伦娜 Helena!
是我 It was me.
是我决定交出你的 I made the decision to give you up
这样我才能让基拉和莎拉离开戴亚德研究所 so I could get Kira and Sarah out of Dyad.
你出卖了我 You sold me.
我要杀了你 I will kill you.
我们必须把这件事谈开 海伦娜 We have to talk this out, Helena.
这是唯一的办法 It's the only way.
对你而言唯一的方法就是 The only way out for you is...
干死你 Ah.
不许在我酒吧里搞 Not in my cantina.
我先吃饱 First I eat.
再把你撂倒 Then we fight.
我们最好不要管他们 They're best left alone.
你知道什么情况 What do you know about it?
我懂女人 I know women.
你妹妹伤的不轻 Your sister is very wounded.
在我房间 In my room,
有一个淋浴 there is a shower.
去洗洗吧 把你的过去都洗掉 Go wash off where you have been.
以后的路 会变得好起来的 Where you're going will be better.
谢谢你 Thank you.
重新调整学区范围 Adjusting the district boundaries
把贝利除掉 to exclude Bailey downs
并不是家庭的首选 is not the family-first option.
作为学校受托人的候选人 以及两个孩子的母亲 As school trustee candidate and a mother of two,
我 我 I am... I am...
我丢了张提词卡 I am missing a card.
居然丢了张提词卡 I'm missing a card.
高压110 低压90 很棒了 110 over 90. That's really good.
鉴于你目前的状态 这真是奇迹 Which is a miracle, given the state you're in.
- 等等 等一下 - 我觉着永远也搞不定这个演讲了 - Wait, wait, wait. - I'm never gonna get this speech right.
来 张嘴 Here. Open up.
唐尼 我们 Donnie, do we...
现在必须做这个 have to do this
自我监控的事情吗 self-monitoring thing right now?
我们要让戴亚德同一战线 好吗 Let's just keep Dyad on our side, okay?
好的 我们需要在下午2点以前拿到这些签名 Okay, we need to get these signatures in by 2:00 P.M.,
候选人集会在三点开始 candidates mixer starts at 3:00, we need to go
我们需要去店里 拿到妈妈对这家店的签字转让 to Bubbles and get my mother to sign over the store,
你和杰深 and you and Jage
需要去保兹诺先生那里 need to go to Mr. Pouzihno...
不是“杰深” 是杰森 Not "Jage." Jason.
体温还可以 你的大姨妈怎么样了 Temp's good. How's your menstrual flow?
唐尼 你和杰森 Donnie. You and Jason
需要带钱去保兹诺先生那儿 need to take the money to Mr. Pouzihno's.
明白 3万块 我已经搞定了 Yes, 30k, I'm on it.
我把小年药丸交易好 I do the deal for the pills,
我们和你妈谈妥泡泡店的事 we close Bubbles with your mother,
我们就终于有了一个合法的幌子了 and then we finally have a legitimate front.
亨德里克斯 Hendrixes,
下一步走着 next level.
- 老天保佑啊 - 不是么 - God willing. - Right?
喂 来嘛 Hey, come on.
别让我干举着手呀宝贝 进级阶段 Don't leave me hanging, baby. Next level.
我的头发看起来是不是很糟 Does my hair look terrible?
我妈能看得出来 My mother's going to notice
我的头发没修 if I didn't get a trim.
另外 我的月经很正常 And my menstrual flow is normal.
好的 谢谢 Oh. Thank you.
希望她的心情不错 I hope she's in a good mood.
不然肯定大变样 You know how she can get.
你别被她牵着鼻子走就好 亲爱的 Just don't let her get under your skin, honey.
你好 Hello!
- 有客人哦 - 史无前例的大客哦 - Customers. - Best ones ever.
我们会买下整家店 We'll take the whole darn place.
只是迟了一点而已 Just a smidge late.
你好啊 康妮 Hi, Connie.
唐尼 Donnie.
你也来了 You came, too.
哎呀 Yikes.
我这个星期就会去修剪的 Oh, I'm having it trimmed this week.
- 这样啊 - 这边的陈列品真不错啊 康妮 - Ah. - This is quite a display, Connie.
是的 这是我的新男士系列 闪亮薄荷系列 Oh, it's my new male line, minty gleam.
噢 好的 我们知道了 Yeah, yeah, we know.
我们要给配方加点麝香 We're going to musk up the recipe a little bit.
你懂的 迎合年轻消费者的口味 You know, for the young customers,
那个身体喷雾套装 the body spray set.
也许吧 还没确定呢 Maybe. Or, um, maybe not.
当然了 我们会先征求你的意见 We'll... we'll discuss it with you, of course.
这份就是要签的文件 This is the paperwork.
你确定你们能负担得起首期付款吗 Are you sure you can handle the down payment?
毕竟恰普斯先生刚刚失业了 Mr. Chubbs here just lost his job.
说是这么说 是的我们手头是有点紧 Yeah... oh, yes, we're a bit tight,
但是我们能搞定的 but, yeah, we're fine.
我只是不想我的孙子们 I just wouldn't want my grandchildren
过紧巴巴的生活 feeling the pinch.
不不不 不会的 No, no no no.
不会让他们物质匮乏的 我不会让那种事发生 No pinching, not on my watch.
去佛罗里达州过退休生活吧妈妈 Retiring to Florida, Mom.
- 阳光之城 - 嗯 - Sunshine state. - Mm-hmm.
但是律师能犯的错误 Well, lawyers make more mistakes
比你加上恰普斯先生的还要多呢 than you and Mr. Chubbs put together.
我得慢慢看这份文件 I need to read this.
呃 Uh...
好吧 没问题 Okay! That's fine.
慢慢看吧 That's fine.
我整个下午都会呆在 I will be at the candidates mixer
候选人交流会场 all afternoon.
你还在参与竞选吗 You're still going through with it?
是的 Yes.
你打算给玛西 科茨投票吗 You're voting for Marci Coates?
是啊 上一年我也是投给了她 Well, I voted for her last year.
她不久前才让我挂上去的 She just asked me to put it up.
放轻松 宝贝 今天是大日子呢 Easy, baby. Big day.
好吗 Okay?
好的 Okay.
我们迟一点回来拿文件吧 We'll be back for that.
噜 噜噜 噜噜 Vroom, vroom vroom vroom.
我 I...
以西班牙的名义 claim this belly...
- 嗯 - 宣布占领这个肚子 - Mm-hmm. - in the name of Spain.
你就这么好这口对吧 Mmm. You do love your bug, don't you?
当然了 你也很喜欢嘛 Oh, yeah, and you love borrowing it.
嗯 Mmm.
皆大欢喜 Everybody wins.
你为什么要走啊 Why do you have to go?
为什么呢 Why?
不要走嘛 No.
嗨 我找柯西玛 Hi, I'm looking for Cosima?
戴尔芬 Delphine.
你好 谢伊 Hello... Shay.
柯西玛 你能出来 Cosima, could you come out here
一下吗 for a minute?
无论这是出于什么目的 You know, whatever this is,
都是很不合适的 it's not cool.
你知道吗 我还真不在乎合不合适 You know what, I don't really care.
嗨 Hi.
你来这里干嘛 What are you doing here?
你们俩谈吧 I'll leave you two alone.
不好意思 你现在是在跟踪我吗 Excuse me, are you stalking me now?
你知道我有权在事态严重的时候来找你 You know I can find you when it's important.
那你也应该先给我打个电话啊 You should have called me.
我要是打给你你才不会接 You wouldn't have answered.
要是你打了你也就没有机会能见到她 And then you wouldn't have had the chance to check her out.
你想干嘛 What do you want?
我一直在给丽达工程的对象做检验 I've been testing Leda subjects
研究你和卡斯托尔男孩身上 同样的变异蛋白 for the misfolded protein that you share with the Castor boys.
- 然后呢 - 而你的数值 - Uh-huh. - And your numbers,
你的数值令人担忧 your numbers are worrying.
这个让斯科特和我去担心就够了 Let me and Scott worry about my numbers.
斯科特已经够担心了 我也是 Scott is worried, and so am I.
我们需要另一个样本做尿检 We need another urinalysis.
你要我现在尿在里面吗 You want me to pee in that now?
你没搞错吧 Are you serious?
别跟我较劲 Don't fight me.
你也明白其中的重要性 You know this is important.
我们上班再见吧 I'll see you at work.
好 Good.
别再跑来这里 Don't come here again.
喂 Hello.
斯科特 我需要你掩护一下我 Scott, I need you to cover for me.
你说的掩护是什么意思 What do you mean cover for you?
老派意思 Old school,
那种 我上课要迟到了 帮我掩护一下 的意思 "I'm gonna be late for class" Cover for me.
柯西玛 我们需要你的尿液样本 Cosima, we need that urinalysis.
我 会带给你的 好吗 I'm... getting it to you, okay?
好的 Okay.
- 那本书怎么办 - 别 - What about the book? - Don't,
别让戴尔芬看到那本书 don't show Delphine the book.
我的意思是要不要给蕾切尔看看这本书 I mean Rachel and the book.
对 不好意思 Right, sorry.
蕾切尔 Uh, Rachel
画的那些符号 painted those symbols.
她能破解那本书吗 Can she decode the book?
我不知道 I dunno.
- 也许你能找她看看能不能破解 - 不行 - Maybe you can find that out from her? - No.
菲利克斯羞辱过她 Felix humiliated her.
此外我很怕她 Plus she scares me.
好吧 Okay, fine,
帮我掩护一下好了 剩下的我来搞定 just cover for me and I'll deal with it.
亲爱的 这个你想摆在哪里 Honey, where do you want this?
- 什么 - 这个你想摆在哪里 - What? - Where do you want this?
噢 不 不是这样 你怎么总是把它翻过来了 Oh, don't... No, you always tip it,
- 我没有把它翻过来 - 然后再反复抹上奶油 - I didn't tip it. - And then the cream sways
然后那些纳奈莫块要 and the nanaimo bars are...
好的 好的 Okay, okay, yep.
詹森到了 Jason's here.
钱你拿着了吗 Do you have the money?
是的 亲爱的 我能行 好吗 Yeah, honey? I'm fine, okay?
圣托马斯高中 St. Thomas High.
离我们上一次在这个地方玩耍已经过了好一段时间了啊 艾丽 Been awhile since we hung out in this lot, huh, Ali?
呃 是你 你在这边玩过 Uh, you... You hung out in the lot.
我通常在图书馆里过 I was in the library.
也不全是那里过的 Not all the time.
好了 两位 Okay, peeps.
该行动了 Let's get moving.
好吧 A'ight.
你妈签了转手文件了吗 Did your mother sign over Bubbles?
还没有 有点事情卡了一下 Not yet. There's been a bit of a hiccup.
我们需要那个店面来出货 We need that storefront in order to move all this product.
我们今晚就能搞定给你 We'll have it to you by tonight.
签好的 Signed.
好运 Good luck.
- 你能成功的 - 好的 - You're gonna be great. - Okay.
我会照顾好他的 I'll take care of him.
谢谢你 Thank you.
- 嗨 莎拉 - 嗨 艾丽森 - Hi, Sarah! - Hi, Alison!
- 大日子哦 - 你拿到你的签名了吗 - Big day! - Did you get your signatures?
- 有啊 当然了 - 要是你没拿到 - Yeah... uh, yes. - All that campaigning
竞选的一切都要白费了 would be for naught if you didn't.
等我把一切安顿好以后就把那些签名放到你那里好吗 I'll put them on your station as soon as I've settled, okay?
- 好的 - 你好 - Okay. - Hello.
- 嗨 - 好吧 给你说说这场滑稽活动的流程 - Hi. - All right, schedule for this ludicrous event.
拍照机会 候选人混音器 演讲 Photo op, candidates mixer, speeches.
穿上这件T恤 Put on this t-shirt.
- 嗯哼 - 戴那顶帽子 - Mm-hmm! - Take that hat.
谢谢 Thank you.
谢谢你今天帮忙 菲力克斯 Thank you for your help today, Felix.
你知道 这时候斯沃恩要把萨拉从 You know, I kind of need a distraction
卡斯特旅店带回来 我心烦需要消遣一下 while Siobhan ferries Sarah back from hotel Castor.
这件事啊 That.
对啊 Yeah, that.
哦 Oh.
- 什么 - 柯西玛要我的尿液 - What? - Cosima needs my pee.
什么意思 做什么用 What do you mean she needs your pee? What for?
我不知道 科学用途 我...我不知道 I don't know, science? I... don't know.
如果她想要 她可以自己来取 If she wants it, she can come and get it.
哦 艾利森 你的宣传亭真好看 Oh! Alison, your booth is wonderful.
就像在卖泡泡糖一样 It's like you're selling bubble gum.
哦 Oh.
菲力克斯道金斯 竞选管理人 Felix Dawkins, campaign manager.
哦 很有意思的...选择啊 Oh. That's an interesting... choice.
估计对我们那些保守的选民没用啊 May not work for our conservative voters.
哦 那是很不敬的言论吗 Oh, was that an intolerant remark?
比如说 你母亲 就很保守 Your mother, for instance, is very conservative.
而且她现在正在支持我呢 And she is supporting me.
我们要一起干掉那个贱人 We're going to dismantle that bitch.
想要香皂吗 那就给艾利森投票吧 Would you like some soap? Vote for Alison.
这是艾利森亨德里克斯的手机 Alison Hendrix's phone.
我是菲力克斯 竞选管理人 请讲 Felix, campaign manager, speaking.
上帝啊 艾利森在哪里啊 Christ on the cross, where's Alison?
请问您哪位 To whom am I speaking with?
我是她妈 Her mother!
告诉她我的心脏好难受 Tell her my heart is exploding!
哦 上帝啊 Oh, my God.
好的 没问题 先别挂 Okay, yeah, hang on.
嗯... Um...
喂 打扰一下 Hey, excuse us.
你妈妈心脏病犯了 Your mother is having a heart attack!
这次是真的 A real one?
我不知道啊 什么 为什么这么说啊 I don't know. What? Why?
喂 妈妈 Hello, Mother.
救我 艾利森 我要不行了 Help me, Alison. I'm dying!
妈妈 我马上就到 Mother, I'll be right there.
你马上就到是什么意思 What do you mean you'll be right there?
你要走吗 Are you leaving?
哦 她总这么干 菲力克斯 Oh, she does this all the time, Felix.
艾利森 Alison.
所以 你把这些带给萨拉斯塔布斯 So, you take these to Sarah stubbs.
还有表格和签名 拜托了 Forms and signatures, please.
好吧 求你能快点吗 Okay, can you hurry back, please?
因为一小时后大门就要对选民开放了 Because the door's open to constituents in an hour.
在这顶着 好嘛 Work the room. Okay?
谢谢 Thank you!
别被这地方骗了 Don't let this place fool you.
你需要的唯一支援就只有P先生 Mr. Pouzihno is the only supply you'll ever need.
我是说 在拿到邮单原稿之前 I mean, before the crackdown on mail order scripts,
他把整个仓库都放满了印度药品 he filled an entire warehouse with Indian pharmaceuticals.
他知道我是谁 对吧 And he knows who I am, right?
一切都天衣无缝吧 Everything's copasetic?
唐尼 当我们在那的时候 Donnie, when we're in there,
别用“天衣无缝”这个词 don't use words like "Copasetic."
好的 好的 不会的 我没打算那么说 Yeah, yeah, no, no, I wasn't gonna.
好 Yeah.
我真应该把艾利森带来 I should have brought Alison.
是的 你偏爱什么我都明白了 Yeah, you've made your preference clear.
听着 伙计 我们现在有什么麻烦吗 Look, man, are we having a problem here?
你要不插手我的家庭就没事 Not unless you come between me and my family.
记得在你地盘上撒好尿 Consider your territory pissed on.
没问题 All right.
加油 Come on.
开干吧 Let's do this.
喂 胖子 Hey, Pouchy.
这就是我和你说的那位 This is the man I was telling you about.
幸会 P先生 It's nice to meet you, senor Pouzihno.
侄女 你和他讲英语 Nao falo ingles. Minha sobrinha.
嗯... Uh...
我祖父在阿尔加维 My grandfather retired
退休了 所以... in the Algarve, so...
你看就知道这正如我们事先说好的 You'll see it's just as we agreed.
你也是 Right back atcha.
唐尼 那是什么 Donald. What is that?
我艹 Shit.
我...我老婆... My... my wife is... is...
正在竞选 嗯 is running for, uh,
校务委员 school trustee.
嗯...埃斯科拉... Um... Escola de...
职业 Administradora.
职业... Ad-administra... strador.
嗯 我不小心拿错信封了 Um, I happened to grab the wrong envelope.
是...是我不好 所以你 That... that's my bad, so you just
抓紧点 嗯 我马上回来... hang tight, and, uh, I will be right back...
喂 没恶意 P Hey, no bad intentions, Pouchy.
他马上给你拿钱 He'll get you the money.
你走吧 You go.
你留下 Voce fica.
嗯 好的 没问题 好的 Uh, yeah. Sure. Yeah.
我老婆拿走了 所以... My wife has it, so...
好 我去 Yeah. I'll go.
海伦娜很抱歉我背叛了你 Helena, I'm so sorry I betrayed you.
我... 我知道我给你的痛苦够多了 I'm... I know I've caused you enough suffering.
拜托说点什么吧 Please say something.
现在我们要战斗 Now we fight.
我不会和你打架的 海伦娜 I'm not going to fight you, Helena.
你怀孕了 You're pregnant.
为什么大家都这么关心我的孩子 Why is everyone so worried about my baby?
为什么你不告诉我你打算怎么抚养这个孩子 Why don't you tell me how you plan to raise this child?
我要找到我男友 I will find my boyfriend.
我都不知道你有过男友 I didn't know you had a boyfriend.
他叫杰西 He is named Jesse.
我们一起开拖车 Together we will drive tow trucks
给我们的孩子组建一个家 and make a home for our babies.
听起来他是一个诚实的人 He sounds like an honest man.
出去 Outside.
不 No.
打我啊 Hit me.
恐怕 没有家族其余的人 You can't have Sarah
你是无法拥有萨拉的 without the rest of her family, I'm afraid.
打我 Hit. Me.
加入我们 海伦娜 你是我们的亲人 Join us, Helena. You're kin.
靠 我打你了 Shit, I hit you!
抱歉 Sorry!
很抱歉我打了你 I'm so sorry for what I did.
我讨厌你 我讨厌你 I hate you, I hate you!
我很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
对不起 请原谅 Please forgive me.
有我在 I've got you.
海伦娜 没事了 Helena, it's okay.
你现在回家了 You're with family now.
哦 Oh!
这是什么 What is it?
哦 天啊 Oh, God.
太可怕了 It was terrifying.
我头晕了 我...视野变窄了 但是... I was dizzy, I had... Tunnel vision, but...
我...我现在感觉好多了 I'm... I'm feeling much better now.
好多了 Yeah.
好 Okay.
那么 不是中风了 So, not a stroke, then.
我包里有柠檬水 There's some lemon water in my bag.
拿给我好嘛 Can you get it for me, please?
妈妈 一小时后我就要开始竞选演说了 Mom, I'm making my campaign speech in an hour.
我没时间在这干这个 I don't have time for this.
我...我有想你的问题 I... I thought with your issues,
你会更加同情一种... you'd be more sympathetic to a...
惊恐发作 a panic attack.
那是什么 你脑袋里想什么呢 What is it? What's on your mind?
想说什么就说吧 Out with it, please.
嗯 你不会喜欢的 Well, you're not gonna like it.
我不能把店卖给你 I can't sell you the store.
什么 What?
给你 亲爱的 谢谢 Here you go, darling. Thank you.
大家 拍照时间到 Candidates, photo op.
大家可以开始拍照了 Time for photos, everybody.
糟了 Shit.
再给我五分钟 Five more minutes!
我们就完事了 We're good.
好的 Okay.
上帝啊 艾莉森 你在哪儿 Jesus Christ, Alison, where are you?
妈妈 我们有协议在先 Mother, we had an agreement.
不 我们仅仅说了个大概 Well, no, we had a framework,
但我就是不能这么做 but I... I just... I can't.
这家店是我离开你父亲时 I started this store
白手起家地开起来的 from scratch when I left your father.
我需要它 I need this store.
为什么 这么突然 我需要这个店 - Why, all of a sudden? - I need it.
为什么 对你来说 Why? It's never been more than a...
这根本不算是份合适的业余工作 a convenient part-time job for you.
唐尼和我为了这个店在很努力的工作 Donnie and I worked very hard on that bid.
是的 我确信乔布斯先生很努力 Oh, yes, I'm sure Mr. Chubbs worked his tail off.
别那么叫他 Don't call him that!
那是他的姓 不是吗 Well, that's his name, isn't it?
唐腊德 佛兰西斯 乔布斯 Donald Francis Chubbs.
当他用你的姓的时候我已经没法尊重他了 Oh, I lost all respect for that man when he took your name.
是你坚持让他这么做的 You insisted he take my name!
是的 并且他这么做了 Yes! And he did,
现在他还作为合伙人之一名列上面 and now he's listed as co-owner.
我不许你这么对待唐尼 I'm not gonna let you make this about Donnie.
没人是完美的 Nobody is good enough.
爸爸也一样 你敢那么说 - Not Dad... - Don't you say that.
我也绝对不完美 And certainly not me,
可笑的艾莉森 "Dramatic Alison" Who
没选个好丈夫 doesn't choose her husband correctly,
她就不该出现在公众面前 she'll never be on the stage.
艾莉 Oh, Ali.
我永远也不会成为学校理事了 I'm certainly never gonna be school trustee.
对吧 Am I?
我一定要赢了这次选举 You know what, I'm going to win this election.
这个我也要回收 And I'm recycling this.
菲利克斯 Uh, Felix,
艾莉森不接电话 Alison's not picking up her phone
我真的很需要她的尿 我在后门口 and I really need her pee. I'm at the back entrance.
嗨 艾莉森 我在后门 Hey, Alison, I'm, uh, at the back door.
南入口见 Meet me at the south entrance.
艾莉森 Alison!
你去哪儿 Um... Where are you going?
哪儿也不去 Nowhere?
快走吧 拍照迟到了 Let's go! You're late for the photo op.
我真的想让你赢 I really want you to win.
好吧 Oh... kay.
艾莉森绝对支持大人口家庭 Alison is absolutely pro-family.
她有个不断扩大的大家庭 She's got a pro-family dynamic.
拿着这个支持 抱歉 So take this and support... Sh... sorry!
抱歉 我得借用她一会儿 Excuse me, I'm going to have to steal her away, darling.
两分钟后我们就准备好拍照 好吗 We're two minutes to camera ready, okay?
我得去小便 艾莉森不在这儿 - I need pee. - Well, Alison's not here
我们有大麻烦了 and we're having a bloody crisis!
在别人看见你之前进去 Get inside before anybody else sees you.
好吧 别推我 Okay. Don't push me.
穿上 穿上 Put this on. Put it on!
好吧 我 不 什么 Well, I'm... no! What?
把头发藏在这顶丑毙了的帽子里 Hide your dreads under this God-awful hat.
我不 不 菲利克斯 I'm not... no. Felix,
我不会代替艾莉森去拍照的 I'm not posing as Alison for photos.
你会的 我不会的 不 - Yes. - I'm not, no.
你得去 我不去 - You are. - I'm not... doing that.
我不去 我只是需要她的小便 仅此而已 I'm not. I just need her pee. That's it.
这些究竟是为了什么 Yeah, what's this for, anyways,
别说是为了药物测试 and don't say drug testing,
因为你可不是个运动员 because you're not a bloody shotputter.
不 不是 No, it's not...
坐下 不 好吧 - Sit. - No. Okay.
戴尔芬需要这个 就像掌握着一切 Delphine's on this, like, power trip.
她不肯放过我 She won't leave me alone.
我不信任她 I don't trust her.
就像在戴亚德星球上一样 It's like planet Dyad shit.
现在你在艾莉森星球上 Well, now you're on planet Alison,
如果你想要她的小便 so if you want her piss,
那你就得演下去 then you're going to have to play along.
好吧 Okay.
谢谢上帝 现在你需要刘海 Thank God. Now, you need bangs.
刘海象征着不幸福 缺少性爱的婚姻 Bangs that say unhappy, sexless marriage.
就是这样 That's them.
好了 Okay.
看起来是不是很棒 Now, doesn't that look nice?
字幕 _
好了 Okay.
现在不修理这个篱笆 Instead of mending this fence,
而是 I'm going to
把这个拿走 take this clay oven.
看看这个家伙 Look at this guy.
他要让我们的孩子挨饿了 He's going to starve our kids.
我需要这个实验室 I need the lab.
轮到瑞秋做蛋白质测试了 It's Rachel's turn for protein testing.
验血 验尿 Blood, urinalysis.
嗨 斯考特 Hello, Scott.
那个 A...
阿格里科拉 gricola.
什么 What?
那是什么 What is it?
无聊的游戏 Uh, board game?
中世纪的农场建筑 Medieval farm building.
哦 Oh.
教教我 Teach.
中世纪农场建筑 Medieval farm building?
我太 I'm so...
无聊了 bored.
你愿意吗 You want to?
当然 Sure.
我是说 可以 I mean, yeah.
也许先从最简单的开始 Maybe start without the expansions.
抱歉 伙计 Sorry, dude.
菲利克斯 我看不见 Felix, I can't see anything.
上帝啊你得放松 好吗 Oh, Jesus Christ, you need to relax, okay?
我知道艾莉森如坐针毡 I know Alison's got a cactus up her arse,
但是你更胜一筹 but you're over-clinching.
我看不见 菲利克斯 I can't see anything, Felix.
好了就是些台阶 Well, that's fine, it's just stills.
莎拉 斯塔布斯 Sarah Stubbs.
嗨 莎拉 斯塔布斯 海 - Hi, Sarah Stubbs. - Hello!
嗨 艾莉森 亨里克斯 Hi, Alison... Hendrix.
艾莉森 亨里克斯 她来了 Alison Hendrix, she's here.
为你成为未来的学校理事拍张照 Line up for a picture with your future
谁先来 你怎么样 school trustee. Who's up first? How 'bout you?
过来拥抱艾莉森 伸出你的胳膊 Come embrace Alison. Throw your arms...
富奇 她就像妈妈般 - Fudge. - She's like the mother
你从未感受过的 you never had,
或者是你一直憧憬的 想要的 or always wanted, or something like that.
好了 看这里 大大的微笑 All right, and, look, big smiles, bigger, okay?
我们想看见一排整齐闪亮的牙齿 We want to see those teeth gleam in the lens.
太棒了 太棒了 It's going to be brilliant, it's going to be fantastic.
艾莉森 Alison.
我们有麻烦了 We've got a problem.
怎么了 What?
你丈夫把这些给了P Your husband gave these to Pouchy
而不是钱 instead of the money.
不不不 No, no, no, no.
不 他拿错信封了 No, he gave them the wrong envelope?
真的 也许你不该 Yeah. Seriously, maybe you shouldn't
把生意和婚姻混淆 mix business and marriage.
天呐 Oh, God.
钱在那儿 The money's up there.
好吧 Okay, okay.
快走快走 Go. Go, go, go.
唐尼在哪儿 有危险吗 Where is Donnie? Is he in danger?
简短回答 是的 Short answer? Yeah.
我去换信封 I'm going to switch these envelopes.
你在外面等着 You go wait outside.
我觉得我们可以笑得 I think we can get the smiles
更灿烂一些 我觉得我们应该 even bigger than that. I think that we can
动用所有的脸部肌肉 笑到脸有些疼为止 just drive those cheeks up until it hurts, just a bit.
菲利克斯 菲利克斯 赶紧的 Felix, Felix, come on.
紧急情况 我需要你下楼
妈蛋 什么 Freaking hell. What?
我去他七舅姥爷的 Holy freaking Christmas cake.
妈 嗨 Mother! Hi.
你来这儿干什么 What are you doing here?
我有一件十分重要的事要跟你说 I need to tell you something very important.
我 我 I... i...
好吧 过来 这边走 Okay, come, this way.
在这儿等我 我马上回来 You wait here, and I'll be right back.
不不不等等 No, no, no, no, no.
这事儿不能等 This cannot wait.
什么事儿 What is it?
那个 这不是你们家政学的教室吗 Now... wasn't this your Home Ec class?
现在改叫家庭科学了 不过是的 It's Family Sciences now, but yes.
哦 你知道吗 上次我来这儿的时候 Oh, you know what, the last time I was in here,
你正因为烹饪课只得了82分而两眼泪花 you were in tears because you only got an 82 in Cooking.
妈 说正事 Mom, talk.
你说过我认为你爸不够好 You said I didn't think your father was good enough,
现在该告诉你真相了 and it's time for you to know the truth.
他是不够好 He wasn't.
我是说 你知道因为你爸的精子活性太低 I mean, you know we had to conceive you
我们当时得通过体外受精来怀上你 in vitro because of his low motility.
我现在没时间听这些 I can't listen to this right now!
我想让我的孩子有更好的遗传素质 I wanted better stock for my child.
因此我委托诊所 So I engaged
为我提供一次“升级” the clinic to provide an upgrade.
一名游泳选手 犹太人 金发 很特别（犹太人多为黑发） A competitive swimmer, Jewish, blonde, oddly.
等等 我爸 Wait, Dad...
唉 为什么要告诉他呢 Well, why tell him?
我是说 我想说的是 I mean, my point is
如果我看起来对你的人生选择有些失望 if I seem disappointed in your life choices,
那只是因为从你出生的第一天起 it's only because I tried to give you
我就尽力为你提供一切机会 every opportunity from day one.
你得在这儿等一会 You need to wait here.
嘿 嘿 拿到钱了吗 Hey! Hey! Did you get the money?
还没有 进行中 我被突袭了 No, I was getting it, I got ambushed.
你能 你能替我伺候一会儿我妈吗 Would you... would you entertain my mother for a second?
只要让她离搅拌机远点 Just keep her away from the mixer.
好吧 All right.
好啦 同志们 看起来亨德里克斯夫人都完事儿了 Okay, guys, it looks like Mrs. Hendrix is all done.
十分感谢 日程太紧 Thank you very much. Full schedule.
她在格林夫人那屋 知道了吗 She's in Mrs. Green's room, okay?
谢谢 Thank you.
你欠我的 You owe me.
我还欠我艾丽森的尿 You owe me Alison pee.
好嘞 好嘞 好嘞 Okay, okay, okay.
那么 呃 你先藏在厕所里 Well, um, we'll hide you in the loo
然后我再把艾丽森带过去 and then I'll bring Alison in afterward,
时机合适的时候 好吗 when the time's right, yeah?
-行 -好 我们走 - Okay. - Okay! Let's go.
你现在是一个中世纪的农民 Okay. You're a medieval farmer.
每一轮 你有两个选择机会 Each turn, you get two choices
为你自己或为你的配偶 建造农场 to build your farm... one for you and one for your spouse.
你可以竖起围栏 栽种作物 生儿育女 You can build fences, plant crops, have children.
你是认真的吗 Not seriously.
噢 当然 Oh, yes.
我们就是这么做的 瑞秋 This is how we do it, Rachel.
如果有人走进来 Anyone comes in,
就说我们在建农场 we're farm building.
那么 Now,
游戏共有十四轮分六个阶段 there are 14 game rounds in six stages,
每个阶段的最后都会有一次收获 with a harvest at the end of each stage.
喔 我的天 好吧 Oh, my God! Okay.
听着 你安全了 呃 柯西玛在卫生间里 Look, you're safe. Um, Cosima's in the bathroom
她真的很需要你的尿样 and she really needs your piss.
好的 话说 这是我的竞选签名票 Okay. Well, these are my campaign signatures.
我们不小心把装着三万刀的信封 We accidentally gave Sarah Stubbs an envelope
交给了莎拉 斯塔布斯 with 30,000 cash in it.
什么 What?
艾丽森 Alison?
发生什么了 What is going on?
你知道吗 You know what?
我退出 简直荒唐 I quit. This is ridiculous.
不 别介呀 菲利克斯 菲利克斯 No! No, no no! Felix, Felix.
好吧 好吧 Okay, okay.
我们是毒贩子 We're drug dealers.
唐尼和我在贩卖毒品 Donnie and I are dealing pills
我们搞混了信封 所以现在 and we mixed up the envelopes and now he's
他被一个叫泡哥的人给关起来了 being held captive by some man called Pouchy.
泡哥 Pouchy.
那个砍掉维克手指的犯罪头目泡哥 Pouchy as in the crime lord that cut off Vic's finger?
也许吧 Maybe.
泡哥只有一个 亲 There are not two Pouchies, darling.
我很抱歉 Sinto muito.
我确信我们能够越过这个坎 I'm confident that we will get past this
然后一起赚很多钱 对吧 and we will make a lot of money together, am I right?
所以 调整一下引擎 再换换油 So, tune-ups and oil changes, too,
或者 呃 我刚买了辆新车 or, uh... I just got a new car,
如果你拿去给经销商 and if you go to the dealer for...
我叔担心你没有把我们当回事 My Uncle worries you're not taking us seriously.
没有 你们会拿到钱的 No! You'll get the money!
他会的 他会拿到钱的 He will! He'll get it!
我要亲自过去 I'm going there myself.
如果我30分钟内还没有拿到钱 If I don't have the money in 30 minutes,
跟你的鼻子说拜拜吧 you lose your nose.
不 No!
不 不要 No, no!
你知道吗 我有个朋友在这儿 Do you know what? I've got a friend here
他是选角导演 我真的觉得你们 who's a casting director, and I really think
应该去见见他 you two should meet.
-真的吗 -我们去找他吧 - Really? - Let's go find him.
好的 Okay!
嗨 Hi.
投艾丽森一票 Vote for Alison.
- 艾丽森 - 在 - Alison? - Yeah?
你是一时兴起偷鸡摸狗的塞东西吗 Were you slipping something in under the wire?
没有 这算哪门子指控 No. What... what kind of accusation is that?
可能你没有收集到足够的签名 Maybe you don't have enough signatures?
我有很多票 I have plenty of signatures.
玛茜 你想要试音吗 Marci, do you want to do your soundcheck?
快到演讲的时间了 It's almost time for speeches.
你在公共演讲时感觉怎么样 How are you at public speaking now?
因为我听说你 呃 在告别演说时哽咽了 'Cause I heard that you, uh, choked on your valedictorian.
我得了流 流感 I had the fl... flu.
哇 Wow.
你在这儿 Here you are.
哇 Whoa!
上帝 我们那时多么相爱 God, we were so in love.
高中甜心 High school sweethearts.
我听说泡泡店的销售遇到了困难 So I hear there's a hiccup in the sale of Bubbles.
喔 开出的报价不够标准 Oh, the offer just wasn't up to snuff.
好吧 我是说 一定不容易吧 Well, I mean, can't be easy, handing it over
付出心血却又拱手让人 after everything you've done with it.
是啊 不容易 尤其不能给恰普斯先生 No, it's not. Not with Mr. Chubbs
他会搞砸我的心血 on the title to fritter it all away.
是的 你是指唐尼 Yeah, you mean Donnie?
是的 这是个令人头疼的问题 我说的是实话 Yeah, it's a head-scratcher, I'm not gonna lie.
嘿 听着 康妮 Now, listen, Connie.
你是她的妈妈 You're her mother.
我是说 你和我看到的是不同的的艾丽森 I mean, you don't see the same Alison that I see.
我看到一个美丽的 I see a beautiful,
有野心的 上进 同时有着商业头脑的年轻女人 ambitious, classy young woman with a head for business.
我看到的这个人和你很像 I see someone a lot like you.
凯勒曼先生 嘴甜 Mr. Kellerman. You charmer.
我是说 我们严肃点 I mean, let's be serious.
我们都知道谁接下来会继承泡泡店 We both know who's going to wear the pants at the new Bubbles,
我觉得你的心血后继有人 and I think your legacy's safe.
哦 我很高兴你一直都保持着联系 Oh, I am so glad you stayed in touch all this time.
你好 唐尼 你还好吗 Hello, Donnie. Are you all right?
呃 Uh...
是的 对 我很好 Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
詹森大概要晚一点了 Jason's just a little late,
所以 普契诺先生让你去 so Mr. Pouzihno's gonna need you
停车场见他的侄女 好吗 to meet his niece in the parking lot, okay?
噢 天呐 Oh, my God!
我说真的 你就 I'm serious, just...
你就去停车场吧 拜托了 艾丽 Just get to the parking lot, please, Ali.
好了 大家去餐厅 All right, everyone! To the cafetorium.
我们就要开始演讲了 We're about to start the speeches!
好了 大家去餐厅吧 All right, everyone! To the cafetorium.
嗨 我是艾丽森 亨德里克斯 Hi, I'm Alison Hendrix.
这是赎回我丈夫的 你会放他回来的是吗 This is for my husband, so you'll return him?
上车 Get in.
呃 我马上有一个演讲 Uh, I have a speech to make.
立刻进来 Get in now.
最可行的 The most viable,
对我们日益扩大的团体的财政上负责的选择 fiscally responsible option for our growing community
是调整地区边界 is to adjust district boundaries,
并且如果艾丽森确实 在这里 and if Alison Hendrix were... actually here...
-该死 -我本来可以向她挑战 - Bloody hell. - I would challenge her
辩论这个点 to argue that very point.
柯西玛 Cosima!
柯西玛 柯西玛 Cosima! Cosima?
-怎么了 -嘿 嘿 嘿 我需要你 - Yeah? - Hey. Hey, hey, I need you.
-艾丽森在哪 -她不在这儿 - Where's Alison? - She's not here,
但我需要你拿着这些 but I need you to take these,
我需要你尽快地记住这些 I need you to memorize them as fast as you can.
我做不到 你 你拿了我的眼镜 I can't... you... You have my glasses.
这 这不重要 It... it doesn't matter.
你可以即兴表演 You can improvise!
不 嘿 我 我不知道 No. Hey, I... I don't know
第一件事是关于学校受托人的材料 the first thing about school trustee stuff.
六 Seis,
八 九 oito, nove...
我没时间听你数完三十 I don't have time to go through all the way to 30.
呃 Um.
二 Dois.
三 Tres.
四 Quatro.
接下来我们有请艾丽森 亨德里克斯 Next we have Alison Hendrix.
艾丽森 Alison?
八 Oito.
九 十 Nove. Dez.
十一 Onze.
艾丽森 亨德里克斯 Alison Hendrix.
我猜她不在这儿 I guess she's not here.
噢 是的 我在这儿 Oh! Yeah, I'm here.
噢 来了 我们最后一位候选人 Oh! Okay, our final candidate!
艾丽森 亨德里克斯 一位 Alison Hendrix, a very active
非常活跃的贝利镇社区的成员 Bailey Downs community member.
不 不 不 大哥 大哥 不要 No, no! No, no, no, no! Big guy! Big guy, big guy, don't!
拜托了 不要切我的鼻子 Por favor, not my nose!
不要切我的鼻子 Nao o meu nariz!
喂 Ola.
很好 Esta bem.
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
谢谢你 Thank you.
谢谢你 谢谢你 Thank you! Thank you.
谢谢你 谢谢你 谢谢 Thank you. Thank you, thanks.
我可以上个厕所吗 May I use your restroom?
呃 Um...
我听到过很多人谈到过今天的话题 呃 I've been hearing a lot of people talk today about, um,
家庭价值论 family values,
我认为 一个家庭中 and in my opinion, the most important
最重要的就是 family value is, um,
接受你的家人的真实面目 accepting your family for who they are.
呃 并不是说 就一定要墨守陈规 Uh, but that doesn't mean coloring inside the lines,
因为小孩不会那样做 那是他们的天赋 because kids do that. That's their gift.
那 作为一个女同性恋者 And... and as a lesbian...
噢 Oh...
支持者 和同志组织的一员 Supporter, and an LGBTQ...
噢 天 感谢上帝 你在这里 Oh, my God, thank God you're here.
我 我不可能是个墨守陈规的人 I... I can't color inside the lines.
我已经准备好了 I had my speech so ready.
我知道 我知道 I know, I know.
抱歉 Excuse me.
真的很抱歉 So sorry.
拜托 拜托 停下来 Come on, come on, get off!
抱歉 我去拿一点水喝 Sorry, I'm just going to grab, uh, water.
上帝 这个演讲真是太狗屎了 Oh, God. That's a shitshow.
你还好吧 Are you okay?
嗯 Mmm.
我到浴室见你 好吧 I'll meet you in the bathroom, okay?
抱歉 说的太糟糕 Sorry, that was terrible.
祝你好运 Good luck.
抱歉 家长们 Sorry, parents.
玛西 科茨的一些言语让我无话可说 Something Marci Coates said just got stuck in my throat.
嘿 你在这儿啊 Hey! There you are.
我刚刚跟你妈温馨的讨价还价 I think I just sweet-talked your mom into a sale.
嗯 怎么样 Uh, that's good?
我觉得我也为自己说了些好话 I think I talked myself into something sweet, too.
- 是什么 - 这个 艾丽 - What's that? - This, Ali.
我要上小厕 I need to pee.
调整贝利波动的传染性区域 Adjusting the catchbin area of Bailey Downs
不是以家庭为重的选择 is not the family-first option.
作为一个学校理事和两个孩子的母亲 As school trustee and a mother of two,
重新分区并不是我的初衷 I would not make boundaries my agenda.
相反的 我会 Instead, I would...
呃 Um...
我 会 I... would...
家庭 Family.
就是我的 计划 That's my... agenda.
- 嘿 谢谢你 - 不客气（西班牙语） - Hey. Thank you. - De nada.
我 操 Oh, shit!
怎么了 What happened?
谈判完了 Negotiations.
海伦已经跟他们走了 Helena's outside walking them off.
看起来我要当她宝宝的外婆了 Looks like I'm gonna be a granny to her baby.
你确定吗 You sure about that?
有些时候 Sometimes
家庭不只是那些与你同住一个屋檐下的人 family is more than just the people under your roof.
还有那些不顾一切的跳出来 Um, they're people who jump in headfirst
那些为了帮助你 who aren't afraid to make fools of themselves
不怕被人嘲笑的人 to help you,
是那些你失意时 who don't hide their faces in shame
不会背地里笑话你的人 if you fall down.
保罗走了 Paul's gone.
我曾经对贝丝 I had these dreams.
有过幻想 About Beth.
如果你的家庭突然一下多了很多人 If your family is suddenly bigger than you expected
然而你们家的房子却太小了 你会告诉你的家人 and your house gets too crowded, do you tell your family
要他们找别的地方住吗 that they need to find a different place to live?
我试着找过你 I was trying to find you,
但是格雷西出现在他家 and then Gracie showed up at his door.
呃 她 Oh, she's, uh...
就是 她跟我们一起住 She's living with us, by the way.
什么 What?
你找到房间 你适应新的生活 你找到了很好的解决办法 You make room, you adapt, you find creative solutions
让所有人都在一起 to keep people together.
我们都有 We both have
很长的故事要说 long stories to tell, huh?
要告诉他们 漫长的回家之路 Long trip home to tell them.
嗯 我好累 妈妈 Oh, I'm so tired, Mum.
我知道 亲爱的 I know, love.
我们的学校就是我们的家庭 Our schools are our family.
作为一名学校理事 And as school trustee,
我不会让我们大家分离 I will not divide us.
贝利区会继续 Bailey Downs stays
保持于格伦代尔学区 in the Glendale school district.
我支持容纳 I stand for inclusion,
而不是排斥 not exclusion.
我会是大家的鸡妈妈 I will be your mother hen,
保护我们所有的小鸡 永不分离 and I will keep our chicks together.
杰森亲了我 Jason kissed me?
对 我不知道他的名字 不过应该是 Yeah, I don't know what his name is, but yeah.
他不知道从哪里冒出来 然后就亲了 He just came out of nowhere and did it.
我 我没听见你在上厕所啊 艾丽森 I... I don't hear you peeing, Alison.
你有亲回去吗 Did you kiss him back?
没有 No.
你还有这档子风流韵事啊 Are you having an affair?
不 不 No, no.
他的嘴唇还那么软吗 Were his lips still really soft?
快点上厕所 拜托 Just pee, please.
不 不 不 No. No, no.
不 我拉不出来 No, I won't do that.
你必须告诉我发生什么了 You're going to tell me what's wrong.
你又病了 Are you sick again?
不不 这和我没关系 好吧 No, no, this isn't about me, okay?
这事儿是关于卡斯托尔里面的蛋白 This is about this protein in Castor and whether
以及它的传染性 it's communicable or not.
不 这不是 No, it isn't.
听着 我早上才向唐尼汇报了我的经期时间 Look, I reported my menstrual flow to Donnie this morning.
当它威胁到我们健康时 我们需要戴亚德研究所 We need Dyad when it comes to our health.
好吗 Okay?
艾丽森 天呐 Alison? Oh, God.
妈妈 Mother!
我一直在找你 艾丽森 I have been looking for you, Alison.
你表现的太棒了 You soared out there.
恭喜你 Congratulations.
我投了你一票 You've got my vote.
哦 而且我签字了 Oh, and I signed.
店面是你的了 Bubbles is yours.
太棒了 Yes!
即使和唐尼一起 你知道的 合伙人 Even with Donnie as, you know, co-owner?
哦 我知道 我知道 Oh, I know, I know you'll be
你将会经营好它 我也知道有一天 at the helm, and I know one day,
当是时候就像我跟你爸一样作出决定的时候 when it's time to make a change like I made with your father,
你也会变得坚强 you'll find the strength, too.
艾丽森 有些时候我们需要作出艰难的选择 Sometimes we have to make hard choices, Alison.
谁知道呢 可能 Who knows? Maybe
杰森 凯勒曼还在一直等着 Jason Kellerman will still be waiting.
妈妈 我想给你介绍一个人 I'm going to introduce you to someone, Mother.
- 哦 恩 - 好吗 柯西玛 - Oh. Mm-hmm. - Okay? Cosima?
不不不 艾丽森 No, no no no. Alison.
来吧 Come on.
嗨 我是柯西玛 Hey, I'm Cosima.
什么 What?
这是谁 Who is this?
我的克隆体 My clone,
妈妈 mother.
你以为你在诊所骗了爸爸 You think you fooled Dad down at the I.V.F. Clinic?
不 你只是植入了一个克隆体 No, you were implanted with a clone.
你在说什么啊 What are you talking about?
你不能选择你的家庭 你能吗 You can't choose your family, can you?
我想 我想我还是 I think... I think I'm just gonna
先离开 如果你需要的话再喊我 take off, so, unless you need me for anything?
不 你需要照顾你自己就行 No, uh, you go take care of yourself.
我 我是认真的 I... I mean it.
很高兴见到你 亨德里克夫人 Nice meeting you, Mrs. Hendrix.
哦 Oh!
你认为那个女孩是你的克隆体 You think that girl is your clone?
那对你有实际意义吗 That makes logical sense to you?
这是事实 It's the truth.
艾丽森 那个女孩是白黑混血儿 Alison, that girl was mulatto.
不 她不是 No, she wasn't.
- 她不是吗 - 不是 - She wasn't? - No.
好吧 我永远不会理解那种发型 Well, I will never understand that hairstyle.
你可能只对了一件事 You must be right about one thing.
我的确在I.V.F.行骗了 I was duped at I.V.F.
那个捐献者应该是被排除在外的 That donor was supposed to be exclusive,
但很显然那个女孩的母亲也接受了捐献 but clearly that girl's mother was given some, too.
哦 亲爱的 那造就了你的妹妹 Oh, that would make you her half-sister, darling.
克隆是完全不同的一种事情 A clone is something else entirely.
你是对的 那一定是 You're right, that must be it.
多么奇怪的巧合啊 What a bizarre coincidence.
但是你如果想一直见到她的话 Hmm. But if you want to keep seeing her,
为什么你不带她去俱乐部呢 why don't you bring her to the club...
艾丽森 Alison?
艾丽 Ali.
嘿 Hey.
我感觉到 So I have a feeling...
你 that you...
会告诉我一些事情 are going to tell me something.
什么事 What is it?
如果你没有孩子 If you don't have any children,
你只有两种选择 you can only take two actions.
你有我的 You have my...
书 Book?
- 书 - 不 - Book. - No.
- 你有 - 不是你的书 - Yes. - Not your book.
我 我 我父亲的 我们 My... my... my father... Our...
我们的秘密语言 se-secret language.
他并没有把它留给你 是吗 He didn't leave it for you, though, did he?
那是谁 Who, then?
我有一个非常严重的健康问题 I have a pretty serious health issue.
好吧 告诉我 Okay, tell me.
是自身免疫性疾病 It's a...auto-immune disorder
而这影响到了我的上皮组织 and it affects my epithelial tissue.
它时好时坏 It ebbs and flows,
目前在肺和子宫部位 lungs and uterus at the moment.
告诉我 Show me.
虽然非常罕见 It's very rare, though.
哦 我的天呐 Oh, my God.
噢 该死 Oh, shit.
好吧 Okay.
它说了什么 What does it say?
我只告诉 I'll only tell...
莎拉 Sarah.
为什么心理医生不和她其他的姐妹住在一起 Why doesn't the psycho go live with one of her other sisters?
因为轮到你了 Because it's your turn.
莎拉 艾丽森的品味不错 Sestra Alison has good taste.
是的 她很灵巧 Yeah, well, she's very crafty.
- 对于男人 - 什么 - In men. - What?
杰森 凯勒曼亲了你 Jason Kellerman kissed you.
我会跟他说的 I'll talk to him.
瑞秋看起来不错 Looking good, Rachel.
她认为戴尔芬要杀她 She thinks Delphine is going to eliminate her.
那太令人毛骨悚然 That's terrible.
太 可怕了 So... creepy.