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翻译 杏仁斯嘉丽 子V 驴驴
翻译 哈里不是波特 布塔 1.0
翻译 易碎的绝对 苏葵 Eunice
校对 Eunice
时间轴 加森 想念Gallifrey的Wholock 西·查
后期 雷鸣
总监 Eunice
万物既伟大又渺小
第一季 第五集
兽医
专业兽医
今年的达罗比展示会好像来了不少人 Looks like a good turnout for the Darrowby fair.
-确实 -正因此 - Oh, it does. - Which is why...
这将是开放诊所给公众参观的最佳时机 it's the perfect time to open the surgery up to the public.
在我们的专业方面出出风头 Show ourselves off at our professional best.
是啊 你已经说过了 Yes, so you said.
我相信我们还是有机会去展示会上找点乐子的 I'm sure we'll still get to see some of the fun.
吉米 都准备好了吗 Ah, James. All set?
-我觉得是 -徽章不错 -I think so. -Nice badge.
可别忘了 你代表的是整个诊所 Now, don't forget, you're representing the practice.
我不会的 西格弗德 我很荣幸 I won't, Siegfried. I'm honoured.
达罗比农畜产品展示会
快走 克莱夫 Come on, Clive.
哈利先生 Mr Herriot!
很高兴看到你准时到来 Right on time, I'm pleased to see.
应该的 福伊尔先生 我很期待 Of course, Mr Foyle. Looking forward to it.
好极了 我们还有很多事要做 Good, good. Well, we've a lot to get through.
如人们所说 "时光飞逝" Tempus "furgit", as they say.
两先令赌他撑不到午餐时间 Two bob says he won't last past lunchtime.
-得了吧 崔斯坦 -还记得格里尔当年担任这角色吗 -Honestly, Tristan. -Remember when Grier did it?
到中午时就酩酊大醉了 还威胁要一拳打烂福伊尔的嘴 Drunk by midday. Threatened to punch Foyle in the mouth.
上午不是问题 问题在小马测量 The morning's not the problem. It's the pony measuring.
两先令赌他坚持到3点半 Gets them every time. Two bob, 3:30.
你是什么看法 霍尔太太 你觉得他能撑到家庭宠物展示阶段吗 What do you say, Mrs Hall? Think he'll make it to the family pets?
我坚定地认为他会的 并且我不赞同赌博 I most certainly do. And I don't approve of gambling.
两先令 赌6点钟 他不会比这早一分钟败阵 Two bob, six o'clock. Not a minute sooner.
这些是给你的 Here, these are for you.
这是展示会的整体示意图 你可以看到每块区域都标记了数字 A map of the show. You'll see that each area's numbered.
2号是公牛牛栏 4号是山羊羊栏 以此类推 Two for the bull enclosure, four for the goats and so forth.
-钥匙在下面 -一切似乎都很清楚 -The key's at the bottom. -That all seems clear enough.
这是全部活动的时间表 And here's a full-time timetable of events.
我把你的职责标记出来了 I've marked up your particular responsibilities.
小马测量将于1点半在10号区举行 The pony measuring will commence at 1:30 sharp in area ten.
就是斯盖尔谷大宅的那个院子吗 That's the... the yard at Skeldale House.
没错 下午5点的时候 你要去9号区做宠物选美比赛 It is. And then at 5:00pm, you'll be required to judge the pet show
的评委 in area nine.
-也是在斯盖尔谷大宅吗 -是的 -Also Skeldale House. -Yes.
其他时间 作为主治兽医 At all other times, as attending vet,
你必须待在这里 1号区 you must remain here, in area one.
这样大家才能迅速找到你 So you can be located immediately.
我的表跟村里大钟的时间是一致的 Now, my watch is synchronised with the village clock.
我建议你也调到一致 I would suggest that you do the same.
好吧 Right.
斯盖尔谷大宅现在对外开放 Skeldale House is now open.
斯盖尔谷大宅现在对公众开放 That's, Skeldale House is now open to the public!
好了 第一趟参观之旅该开始了 霍尔太太 Right, time for our first tour, I think, Mrs Hall.
-有几个人来参观 -三个 -How many are we? -Three.
我相信接下来的参观人数一定会慢慢增加的 Well... I'm sure things will pick up as the day goes on.
女士和先生们 Lady and gentlemen,
欢迎 welcome.
今天 我们将拉开神秘的帘幕 Today, we shall be lifting the curtain
让大家看看兽医科学的奇妙世界 on the fascinating world of veterinary science.
请这边走 If I could ask you to step this way.
就是这样 请千万不要触碰设备 That's it. And please do refrain from touching the equipment.
-这是... -你不介意我出去一趟吧 - Now, this is... - You don't mind if I pop out, do you?
或许可以看看吉米那边怎么样 See how old James is getting on.
别以为我不知道你在打什么鬼主意 Don't think I don't know what you're up to.
-你别去烦他 -霍尔太太 我深感被冒犯 -You leave him be. -Mrs Hall, I'm offended.
绅士是不会干预赌局的 A gentleman never interferes in a wager.
它没有任何问题 伯顿太太 He's in fine form, Mrs Burton.
如果你今年拿不到获奖彩带才叫人惊讶呢 I'd be surprised if you don't take home a ribbon this year.
眼睛看着点好吗 Watch what you're doing, will you?
很抱歉 丁斯代尔先生 I'm so sorry, Mr Dinsdale.
-该死的臭小子 -吉米 - Bloody menace! - James.
-抱歉 -小心点 -Mind yoursen, lad! -Sorry! Sorry.
终于找到你了 谢天谢地 你能看看珍妮的雪貂吗 There you are. Thank God. Will you have a look at Jenny's ferret?
我本来想给它剪指甲 但它一直乱动 I was trying to trim his nails but he wouldn't stay still.
-现在它流血了 -让我检查下吧 -And now he's bleeding. -Let's take a look, shall we?
-它咬人吗 -不怎么咬 -Does he bite? -Not much.
天呐 Oh, God!
不 利奥波德 松口 No, Leopold! Let go!
别使劲拽你的手 Stop pulling your hand.
你越挣扎它咬得越狠 If you jump around, he'll just bite harder.
我还以为兽医对付动物都有一套呢 And I thought vets were supposed to have a way with animals.
好了 There.
你流血了 And now you're bleeding and all!
-抱歉 -现在开始接受登记参加狗狗比赛 - Sorry! - -Registration for the dog show has now...
下一场参观即将开始 The next tour will be starting shortly.
请喝茶 别客气 Please do help yourselves to tea.
谢谢 Oh, thank you.
有没有更烈的饮料 Any chance of anything stronger?
桃乐茜 Dorothy!
你来做什么 What are you doing here?
我本来想带你出去吃午餐 I was hoping to whisk you off for a spot of lunch,
但我发现自己好像来到了一场娱乐表演 but I seem to have walked in on some sort of extravaganza.
今天是达罗比展示会 Well, it's the Darrowby Show.
-你整天都会困在这里吗 -恐怕是的 -Are you stuck in here all day? -'Fraid so.
那可不好玩 Well, that's no fun.
我能帮上什么忙吗 Perhaps I can lend a hand.
你会无聊透的 You'd be bored rigid.
胡说 Nonsense!
胡说 就像以前一样 我们两个掌控全场 Be just like the old days. Two of us running the show.
但没有齐柏林飞艇和定量配给 But without the Zeppelins or the rationing.
我想这算件好事 Well, that's something, I suppose.
雪貂看急诊 Ferret emergency.
好了 Great.
这药粉马上就能帮利奥波德的爪子止血 The powder will stop Leopold's paw bleeding in no time.
-它都不需要打绷带 -可惜你伤得没有这么轻 -He won't even need a bandage. -Shame we can't say the same for you.
你了解吉米的 为碰上麻烦的姑娘赴汤蹈火在所不辞 Oh, you know James - happy to risk life and limb for a damsel in distress.
看起来已经有好转了 It's looking better already.
你也能当小兽医了 We'll make a vet of you yet.
给你 治好了 There you are. Good as new.
给你 Here you go.
你们今天要展出克莱夫吗 Are you showing Clive today?
是啊 爸爸急着卖掉它 We are. Dad's desperate to sell him.
是吗 它不是很能挣钱吗 Really? I thought he was a good earner.
没错 但也不会永远都是 Well, he is, but he won't be forever.
有个育种专家今天要来 There's a top breeder coming today.
一个叫索斯威克的女人 她说她可能有意购买 Woman called Southwick, says she might be interested.
如果克莱夫拿了头奖 我们就能卖个好价钱 If Clive takes first prize, we could get a really good price.
-祝好运 -其实我想请你为它做担保来着 -Good luck. -In fact, I was hoping I could ask you to vouch for him.
说它一切健康 如果真的要卖的话 You know, give him a clean bill of health if the deal goes ahead.
当然 我很乐意 Of course. And I... I'd be happy to.
太棒了 Wonderful.
我得去找我爸爸了 Thanks. I'd best go and find my dad.
老克莱夫不是磨蹭了一阵才跟多布森的母牛交配吗 Wasn't old Clive a little bit slow off the mark with Dobson's cows?
没什么是那一针睾丸酮不能解决的 Nothing a shot of testosterone didn't sort out.
那头牛赢头奖的话 可以卖一大笔钱 If that bull wins first prize, it could go for a fortune.
毫无疑问他们需要这笔钱 God knows, they need it.
只要你觉得没问题就行 So long as you're confident there's no problem.
给克莱夫打过睾丸酮之后 它就开始"务正业"了 After the testosterone was administered, Clive did start doing his business.
不 我知道 Yeah, I know, I know.
哪怕被人看出克莱夫有一丝不适合用来育种的迹象 Just the moment there's even the slightest hint that Clive's no good for breeding,
它就没用了 he'd be practically worthless.
只能被卖到屠宰场换两个钱了 Off to the knacker's yard for pennies.
也许我应该再给它打一针 Maybe I should give him another once over.
你已经告诉海伦你会为它担保了 Well, you've already told Helen you'll vouch for him.
好了 来吧 Now, come on, enough of this.
你忽略本职工作已经够久的了 You've been neglecting your real duties for far too long already.
这才像话 That's more like it.
你这么早就开喝 You're starting early.
我的好朋友需要强大的心理防线来面对这一天 My good friend here needs fortification for the day ahead,
等你准备好 我们还要再点两杯 so we'll be wanting two more when you're ready.
悠着点 你知道我在值班 Steady on. You know I'm on duty.
所以趁有机会你就得赶紧喝 Yeah, that's why you need to get them in while you have the chance.
你收到邀请了吗 So have you had your invitation yet?
什么邀请 Uh? What invitation?
跟她父母吃晚饭 Tea with the parents?
既然你留下来了 她会希望你们的关系更认真一些 Now you're sticking around, she'll be expecting things to get a little more serious.
什么 玛姬吗 What, Maggie?
不了吧 I don't think so.
如果你确定的话 If you're sure.
哈利先生 能不能耽误你两分钟 Mr Herriot? Could you spare a minute?
是跟动物有关的事 It's a veterinary matter.
我想听听你的看法 I'd value your opinion.
不能等等吗 Uh, can't it wait?
抱歉 崔斯 兽医的本职工作 Sorry, Tris, vet business.
至少喝完一杯吧 Well, at least take one with you.
都给你 You have them.
你们可以坐下来好好聊一聊 You can settle in for a nice long chat.
天 它真漂亮啊 Aye, she's a little beauty, isn't she?
一头深色的花毛短角牛 A dark roan shorthorn.
我在考虑买下它 I'm thinking of buying her.
骨盆够宽 Nice wide pelvis.
乳房也均匀 Level udder.
它是顶好的纯种牛 She's a lovely pedigree specimen.
这种奶牛不便宜的 拉德先生 You know, a cow like this doesn't come cheap, Mr Rudd.
那肯定了 但有了你的认可和推荐 That she doesn't, but with your say-so and recommendation...
我们也存了点钱 我的确是想投资一头优质的种牛 We've been putting some by and I'd like to make the investment in a good breeder.
你需要的是一个真正的好牛 All you need is one really good animal.
说不定5年后 我们就有纯种牛群了 Five years from now, we could have a pedigree herd.
那么 So...
如果是你会买下它吗 would you buy her?
我会的 I would.
你刚才是在外面和迪克·拉德聊天吗 Was that Dick Rudd I saw you talking to out there?
他叫我去看看一头纯种母牛 他在考虑要不要买 He asked me to look over a pedigree cow he's thinking about buying.
这说明他高度重视你的专业建议 A testament to his high regard for your professional opinion.
我能问你个事吗 -Can I ask you something?
一头公牛得注射睾丸酮才能跟母牛配种 Just because you have to administer testosterone to a bull to get it serving the cows,
但那并不意味着会发生什么潜在问题吧 doesn't necessarily mean there's got to be an underlying problem?
当然不会 它可能就是需要鼓鼓劲 Oh, no, not necessarily. He might just need a bit of a lift.
在不同的牛群来回配种肯定都累坏了 Must be exhausting moving from herd to herd like they do.
当然也有可能会导致瘸腿 Of course, it could also be lameness.
不过最重要的其实是那些母牛有没有怀孕 The only thing that really matters is whether the cows are in calf or not.
对 Right.
多布森先生 Mr Dobson!
你好 Hello there.
是哈利先生啊 Ah, Mr Herriot.
我一直想问你 I've been meaning to ask.
你家的母牛和奥德森家的公牛最后配种成功了吗 How did your herd get on with the Alderson's bull in the end?
-是的 很顺利 -哈利先生 -Oh, yeah, yeah, grand. -Mr Herriot!
我走之后没出什么问题吧 So, no problems after I left?
没有 没出问题 No, no, no. No problems.
-哈利先生 能麻烦你... -好的 福伊尔先生 稍等一下 -Mr Herriot, if you please. -Yes, Mr Foyle, just one moment.
-这么说你家的母牛怀孕了 -宠物狗展需要你出席 -So your cows are in calf then? -You're needed at the dog show.
你先去忙吧 I'll let you get on.
哈利先生 宠物狗展 就现在 麻烦快点 Mr Herriot! Dog show, now, if you please.
有谁能告诉我这是什么吗 Now, can anyone tell me what this is?
不知道 No?
我们在做手术时会用它来注射麻醉剂 Well, we use this to administer anaesthetic during surgery.
先戴到头上 You slip it over the head,
系紧带子 tighten the strap
然后注入氯仿 and slip in the chloroform.
非常有效 而且完全无痛 It's very effective and entirely painless.
好了 等那些小动物们安然入睡之后 So then, once little Tiddles or Fido is happily asleep, we...
谢谢配合 Yes, thank you.
接下来参观的是最我们最高端的 ...we move on to our top-of-the-range
手术器械 surgical equipment!
这是用来最开始切口的手术刀 We have scalpels for making the initial incision.
谢谢 Thank you.
这是用来切骨头的锯子 We have saws for cutting through the bone.
针对不同厚度也有相应的尺寸 Various sizes for various thicknesses.
还有各种医用钳 And, of course, a whole variety of forceps and curettes
和用来刮除的刮匙 for really digging around.
没错 下一个 Yes, well, moving on.
该休息一会儿了 霍尔太太 Right, a quick hiatus, I think, Mrs Hall.
我去看看有什么饮品小吃出售 I might see what refreshments are on offer.
你好啊 Oh! Hello there.
法南先生 Mr Farnon.
-你还记得桃乐茜吧 -当然记得 很高兴再次见面 -You remember Dorothy? -Yes. Yes, of course. How nice to see you again.
-我听说你挺会做向导的呢 -就是尽力而为啦 -I hear you're quite the tour guide. -Oh, we're doing our best.
据说相当地长见识 而且一点也不无聊 Very informative and not boring at all, apparently.
过奖了 Oh, well, high praise indeed.
我们逛逛就回 Anyway, shan't be long.
崔斯 你一起吗 Oh, Tris, are you coming?
你不去吗 奥德丽 Couldn't you go too, Aud?
我总不能放着诊所不管吧 他们俩都明白 I can't leave the surgery unattended, as they both well know.
有我在啊 Well, I'm here.
而且我很靠谱的 And I'm reasonably trustworthy.
去吧 你明明很想去转转 Go on, you're dying to have a look around.
你可以等会用杜松子酒报答我 You can repay me later in gin.
那我就去一小会儿 maybe just for a minute.
你好 你躲哪儿去了 Oh, hello there. Where have you been hiding?
农舍里的天竺鼠需要新鲜的稻草 The guinea pigs in the shed needed fresh straw.
-然后我给了虎斑猫换水 -你做了吗 -And I gave the tabby new water. -Did you now?
我觉得这农舍工作值6便士 对吧 Well, I'd say that's worth sixpence for the stall, wouldn't you?
谢谢你 Thank you.
他们不让我们参加展示 They won't let us in the show.
我知道你得谨慎办事 兽医 但这只狗没问题 I know you need to be careful, veterinary, but there's nowt wrong with the dog.
它眼角里有异物 There's some matter in the corner of his eye.
就是我为了装扮它搽的粉而已 Oh, that's just a bit of powder I was using on him, that's all.
我跟那个人说了 不知道他为什么这么大惊小怪 I told that to him. Don't know why he's being so fussy.
它的体温都有40℃了 His temperature's 104.
抱歉 我不能让它参加展示 I'm sorry, I can't allow him into the show.
可是它每年都参展了 But we've shown this dog every year.
它的体温太高不能参展 Well, you can't show him with a temperature like that.
等一下 But wait a minute!
它坐了很久的车 He's had a long car journey.
-可能会导致它的体温上升 对吧 -不会上升那么多 -That could put up his temperature, couldn't it? -Not by that much, it couldn't.
你得带它回家 看你相熟的兽医 You need to take him home and see your regular vet.
所以我不能带它进去吗 So you won't let me take him inside?
很抱歉 是的 恐怕你们不能参加 I'm afraid it's out of the question.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
-你在这啊 快来 别浪费时间 -什么 -There you are. Come on, don't dilly-dally. -Sorry?
午餐已经开始了 哥们 你得好好喝几杯 Luncheon is served, old boy, and there's a pint or three with your name on it.
哈利先生 Afternoon, Mr Herriot.
海伦说你愿意为我们家的公牛担保 Helen says you'll vouch for our bull.
是的 当然 Uh, yes, of course.
太感谢了 Much appreciated.
不客气 奥德森先生 You're welcome, Mr Alderson.
嗯 Aye.
哈利 正找你呢 Ah, Herriot, just the man.
给你介绍一下我的教女 佩内洛普 May I introduce my god-daughter, Penelope?
你好啊 Hello there.
它是宾琪 And this here is Binkie.
它要参加宠物比赛 她有点紧张 She's feeling a little nervous about the pet contest.
不用紧张 我相信宾琪会表现得很好 There's no need. I'm sure Binkie here will do marvellously.
你看吧 佩佩 我就说没什么好担心的 There you are, Penn. I told you there was nothing to worry about.
好了... All right, well...
海伦说她跟你说了买主的事 Helen said that she told you about their possible buyer.
是的 Uh, yes, she did, hmm.
奥德森家就指望着卖那头牛赚钱了 A lot riding on the sale of that bull for the Aldersons.
是啊 我想也是 Well, yes, I would imagine so.
希望这笔买卖不会出什么差错 Wouldn't want anything to scupper their chances.
没必要主动找麻烦 你懂我的意思吗 No need to go looking for problems, if you take my meaning.
好了 走吧 佩佩 我们去找你妈 好吗 Right, well, come on, Penn, let's go find your mother, shall we?
给你 酒还有很多呢 Here you go and there's plenty more where that came from.
你知道你是在白费时间吧 You do know you're wasting your time?
-什么意思 -你比不过他的 老兄 -What do you mean? -You can't compete, old chap.
他有地 又有房 还有那么多钱 He's got the land, the house, the pots of cash.
海伦虽然不拜金 但总要考虑现实 Helen's no gold digger but a girl has to be practical.
-他说的是奥德森家的公牛 -是吗 -He was talking about Alderson's bull. -Oh, yes?
我有种感觉 他刚才是在...警告我离远点 I got the distinct impression he was warning me off.
所以你觉得你威胁到他了 Oh, so you think he's feeling threatened?
我不是那个... 没有 That is not... No!
这事和海伦无关 This is not about Helen.
快点 喝完我们去赶牛酒吧 Come on, drink up and we'll go to the Drovers.
-我不能离开展示会 -你当然能 -But I can't leave the show. -Course you can.
你的工作已经做完了 让福伊尔自己量小马 You've done your bit. Foyle can measure a few ponies.
-你认识那个家伙吗 -他担心他家的狗 -Do you know that fellow? -It'll be about his dog.
别理他 继续喝 Ignore him, stay and have a drink.
不 我不能 抱歉 No, I can't. Sorry.
吉米 Jim!
我看吉米仍然冲劲十足啊 I see James is still going strong.
你赌的是午餐时间 对吧 Lunchtime you said, wasn't it?
恐怕你已经出局了 弟弟 Afraid you're out of the running, little brother.
你好 Hello.
还是40℃度 我已经告诉过你 Still 104. I've told you.
但... But...
他看起来身体很好 he seems fine in himself.
-老实说… -我告诉你 -Honestly... -And I'm telling you,
让他留在这里是不负责任的 他不应该和其他狗在一起 keeping him here is irresponsible. He shouldn't be around other dogs.
你得把他送上车 带他回家 You need to put him in your car and take him home.
哈利先生 Mr Herriot!
请到10号区测量小马 Please report to area ten for the pony measuring!
哈利先生 10号区 来测量小马 That's Mr Herriot, area ten, pony measuring!
好了 名字和地址都填好了 That's it, names and addresses in the book.
下一场参观马上开始 And the next tour will be starting shortly.
没出什么事吧 霍尔太太去哪了 Is everything all right? Where's Mrs Hall?
她去吃午饭了 She's gone to get some lunch.
别担心 Don't worry.
我盯得很紧 I've been keeping a close eye.
没人顺走银餐具 No one's made off with the silverware.
真是好消息 That's good to know.
你那趟旅行怎么样 So, um... how was your trip?
去的马耳他 是吧 Um... Malta, wasn't it?
那里很漂亮 It was glorious.
非常炎热 无事可做 只能晒太阳和游泳 Blazing hot with nothing to do but sun and swim.
相比之下 达罗比肯定很无聊 Darrowby must seem rather dull in comparison.
完全不会 Not at all.
我很喜欢这里 I'm really rather enjoying myself.
不过 那边那个家伙一直要我检查他的猫 Although, that chap over there keeps asking me to examine his cat.
他相信它吞下了一整团毛线球 He's convinced she swallowed an entire ball of yarn.
戈金斯先生 没错 上次是带链子的手镯表 Mr Goggins, yes. Last time it was a fob watch complete with chain.
那只猫还好吗 Goodness. And was the cat all right?
她和手表都没事 原来他把表放在抽屉里了 She was, as was the watch. It turned out he'd put it away in a drawer.
天哪 Oh, dear!
我得去拿医生袍 我们该 Well, I should, um, go and get my coat and then we should, um,
继续工作了 crack on!
你的观众在等着呢 Your audience awaits.
哈利先生 Mr Herriot!
你没听到我喊你吗 Did you not hear me?
-你要去测量小马 -是 -You are needed for the ponies! -Yes...
是 我知道 我就是得来检查一下这头公牛 Yes, I know. There's just a bull I need to look at.
它受伤了吗 Is the animal injured?
它需要紧急医疗救助吗 Does it require urgent medical attention?
-不需要 -那它只能等等了 -It does not. -Then I'm afraid it'll have to wait!
一米三 Thirteen two.
抱歉 它的体型超出了这级别的标准 I'm sorry, he's too big for that class.
你有减掉蹄铁的高度吗 Well, have you allowed for his shoes?
我减了 但你能看到 它的高度远超一米三 I have but, as you can see, he's well over thirteen two.
实际上它都超过一米四了 He's actually over 14 hands.
西科利诊所的兽医轻易就让它通过了 He passed the vet at Hickly without any trouble.
这我无能为力 如果你想参加比赛 它就要去更高级别 I can't help that. If you want him to compete, he'll need to be in the higher class.
下一位 Next, please.
你动作真的要快点 哈利先生 You really do need to keep 'em moving, Mr Herriot.
时光飞逝啊 Tempus "furgit". You know?
还有一个人坚信他的狗能通灵 There was another chap was convinced his dog was psychic
因为每次门铃刚要响 它就会叫 because it always barked just before the doorbell rang.
他从没想过 那只狗只是比他听力好而已 Never occurred to him that the animal just had better hearing than he did.
他们说的是真的 Oh! Oh, well, it's true what they say.
在这样的地方的确能见识到各种人 You really do see all human life in a place like this.
我想是的 Well, I suppose we do.
我觉得你非常幸运 法南先生 I think you're a very fortunate man, Mr Farnon.
你靠做你最喜欢的事为生 You've built a life doing what you love most.
不是很多人能做到的 Not many people manage that.
那你呢 And have you?
总体来说是吧 On the whole.
我也经历过很多次...失望 I've had my share of disappointments.
和失败 And loss.
世事不总能如意 Things don't always work out the way we expect.
这话很对 Very true.
但满怀希望地往前走 这是关键 不是吗 But moving forward in hope, that's the key, isn't it?
人生有那么多要去品味的 There's so much in life to savour.
奥德丽 你终于回来了 你可错过了好多乐子呢 Audrey! There you are. You've been missing all the fun.
-是吗 -戈金斯的猫 -Oh, yes? -Goggins' cat.
超有趣 Endless entertainment.
但你们两位女士应该去展示会上玩玩 But you two ladies should be out enjoying the show.
-我和崔斯坦可以应付这里 -当然 -Tristan and I can manage here. -Of course.
你说呢 奥德丽 你确实答应过要请我喝金酒的 What do you say, Aud? You did promise me a gin.
-如果你确定没问题 -绝对的 -If you're quite sure. -Absolutely.
和你一起工作很愉快 法南先生 It's been a pleasure working with you, Mr Farnon.
我也是 And with you.
玛姬似乎彻底被你迷住了 真没想到 Maggie seems thoroughly and surprisingly enamoured of you.
是吗 Does she?
天呐 Oh, God!
你是不是觉得猎物真到手了 却不如追逐时那么刺激 Do I detect that the thrill of the chase is less exciting than the actual catch?
玛姬很好 真的 Maggie's wonderful, really.
我只是不确定见父母这一步 I'm just not sure about meeting parents.
因为接下来就会发生这事 你觉得我像是准备好去见家长的人吗 Because that's what happens next. Do you think I'm anywhere near ready to meet parents?
桃乐茜把帽子落这了 Dorothy left her hat.
我不允许和我同住的男人玩弄女孩感情 I won't have a man under my roof mess a girl around.
你没那么无耻 崔斯坦 You're better than that Tristan.
好的 霍太太 Yes, Mrs H.
好了 还要过一两个小时我才会输 Right, I've still an hour or two to win this bet.
我去测量小马的地方 看我能不能推吉米一把 I'm off to the pony measuring, see if I can't tip James over the edge.
一切都好吗 Everything all right?
我几乎就没碰到一匹马 I've barely had a single animal
身高与它们报名参加的级别相符的 that's the right height for the class they've been entered in.
有匹马 每次我一靠近它 它就蹲低一点 I had one that stooped down at the knees every time I came near it.
针扎的 Pinpricks.
什么 I'm sorry?
他们会用针扎马肩胛骨之间的位置 所以当你要测量身高时 马就会弯低身子 They prick them between the shoulder blades so they drop down if you try to measure them.
-什么 -这很可怕 我知道 -What?! -It's appalling, I know.
这就是你所面对的情况 You see, this is what you're up against.
给 喝点水吧 Come on, get a drink.
获得最佳绵羊大奖的是 And the winner for the Best in Show, Sheep,
-艾克洛太太的斯瓦尔谷羊 柰莉 -请问 g-goes to Mrs Ackroyd! -Excuse me.
-你知道兽医在哪吗 -抱歉 我不知道 不好意思 -Do you know where the vet is? -I'm sorry I don't. No, I'm sorry.
-你知道兽医在哪吗 -抱歉 我不知道 -Do you know where the vet is? -No, no, sorry, I don't.
你知道兽医在哪吗 Do you know where the vet is?
西格弗德这人挺有意思的 Siegfried can certainly be very... entertaining.
他偶尔也有讨喜的时候 He has his moments.
你说过他是个鳏夫 对吗 And you said he was a widower?
他妻子四年前去世了 He lost his wife four years ago.
我还以为是最近的事 I would have thought it was more recent.
是吗 Oh, yes?
你是不是看上我们的法南先生了 Am I to take it you've designs on our Mr Farnon?
当然没有 Oh! I don't think so.
我会把这可怜的家伙吓死的 Reckon I'd scare the poor chap to death.
再说了 他给我的感觉是他仍把自己当成已婚男士 Besides, he strikes me as a man who still thinks of himself as married.
人并不总能改变自己的感觉 You can't always change how you feel.
离开那个畜生是你做过最勇敢的事 Leaving that brute was the best and bravest thing you ever did.
是的 Yes.
不过... Well...
好了 我答应了恩德比先生会去农产品厅看看 Now, I promised Mr Enderby I'd look in on the produce, so...
他很想让我看看他的葱头 He's very keen to show me his shallots.
那我就狠心离开你吧 Then I shall love you and leave you.
回头见 奥德 I'll see you soon, Aud.
抱歉 我给它量了三次 I'm sorry. I've measured him three times.
-他还是超高 -那蹄铁呢 -He's still over. -What about the shoes?
你得减掉蹄铁的高度 You have to deduct for the shoes.
我知道 但即便减掉 I know, but even so...
它根本没有蹄铁 He doesn't have shoes!
这是什么 What's this?
-证明书 -小马在哪 -Certificate. -Where's the pony?
-好戏上演 -我有证明书你就不用看它了 -Here we go. -You don't need to see him if I've got a certificate.
兽医写了它的身高 That's written how tall he is there.
我要亲自量 不管有没有证明书 I'll need to measure him, certificate or not.
我爸可不是这么说的 Well, that's not what my dad says.
恐怕你爸说错了 Well, I'm afraid your dad's wrong.
我们走着瞧 We'll see about that.
很难以置信吧 他们无所不用其极 It's unbelievable, isn't it? They'll try anything.
如果我是你 我就叫他们去死 If I were you, I'd tell them to go hang.
西格弗德 你不去看障碍赛马吗 Are you sure you don't want to go and watch the jumping, Siegfried?
不去 我很乐意在这支持你 No, no. Happy to lend my support.
最大节瓜的获胜者是克拉夫兄弟 And the winner for the largest marrow is Mr Ruthers.
非常优秀 恭喜你们 Very well done. Congratulations.
了不起的成就 Marvellous effort.
太棒了 Well done.
这不对 这些枪不对劲 That's not right, these guns ain't right.
-你不识字吗 -我枪法很好的 真的 -Can't you read? -I'm a good shot, I am.
不能退款 没得商量 No refunds means no refunds.
-你射不准可不能赖我 -真是浪费时间 -It's not my fault you can't shoot straight. -It's a waste of time. Come on!
-把我们的钱还回来 -你最好找个有点脑子的男人 - Give us our money back! - You want to find yourself a lad with half a brain.
-我们走 -作弊 -Let's go. -Cheat!
稳住 稳住 Steady! Steady!
你必须认可 如果有证明书 You've got accept it! You don't need any measurements
-就不用量了 -每一匹马都要量 -if you've got a certificate. -Every animal goes under the stick.
而且你的马可不只是超高一点点 它超太多了 And it's not as though your pony was slightly over the mark. He's miles over!
我告诉你 别的兽医批准它参赛了 就在... Well, let me tell you, he were passed through that vet at...
-西科利诊所 -我知道 我不管 - Hickly! - I know and I don't care.
它不能进去 He's not going through here.
不是吧 我们也在西科利诊所获得批准了 Well, really! You know, we were passed at Hickly too.
你能再给我的狗测一下体温吗 Could you take my dog's temperature again?
它看起来好多了 He looks so much better.
你不能再试一次吗 Won't you just try him one more time?
不 门都没有 带你的狗回家吧 No, I bloody won't! Just take your damn dog home.
吉米 如果你想收工的话 You know, James, if you wanted to pack it in...
-什么 -你不必忍耐 -What? -You don't have to put up with this.
-他们太过分了 -法南先生 - This is an outrage. - Mr Farnon!
我需要你 I need you.
你抱着我的狗做什么 Eh! What you doing with my dog?
-出什么事了 -可怜的小家伙被南瓜砸中了 -What's happened? -Poor thing were hit by a pumpkin.
南瓜 Pumpkin?
我把它拴得好好的 我只离开了一小会儿 He was tied up safe as houses. I'd only left him for a minute.
有时候一小会儿就出事了 Sometimes a minute is all it takes.
-你来做我的助手 -要不是因为那个兽医找我的麻烦 -I'll need you to assist me. -If it hadn't been for that other vet messing me about.
-你得在外面等着 怎么称呼 -哈皮[快乐] -You'll have to wait there, Mr...? -Happy!
-真的吗 -真的 -Really? -Yes!
失陪了 Excuse me.
好了 Right.
来吧 OK. There we go.
我需要氯仿 无菌辅料 还有一套消毒好的器械 I'll need chloroform, sterile dressings and a fresh set of instruments.
-这是一个绝佳的教学机会 -好 -This will provide an excellent teaching opportunity. -Right.
快去啊 你还在等什么 Well, go on then, what are you waiting for?
小马量高
别动那个 Oi! Leave that alone!
哈利先生 小马都量好了吗 Ah! Mr Herriot. Finished with the ponies, are you?
-一匹不落 -很好 -Well and truly. -Oh, good. Eh!
离宠物大赛只剩25分钟了 Eh, now you've only 25 minutes till the pet contest.
-别到处乱跑 -福伊尔先生 -Don't go wandering off! -Mr Foyle...
我有必须要做的事 行吗 There is something I have to do, all right?
但我向你保证 宠物大赛我不会迟到的 But I promise you I will not be late for the pet contest.
最好别迟到 You'd better not be!
否则后果十分严重 Or there'll be serious repercussions!
不 No, the...
他们不是五点半才开始评鉴公牛吗 I thought they weren't judging the bulls till 5:30.
不是 他们是五点半宣布获胜者 No, they announce the winners at 5:30.
他们整个下午都在评鉴 The judging takes place throughout the afternoon
然后评委们离场去讨论 and then the judges retire to deliberate.
你要是看了时间表 就会知道安排 You'd know this if you'd consulted your timetable.
还好吧 兽医 All right there, veterinary?
还好 Yes.
谢谢 Thanks.
希普哈姆先生 是吗 Mr Shipham, isn't it?
你根本没有见过多布森先生 是吗 You haven't seen Mr Dobson at all, have you?
我不能说我有... I can't say I have. Here...
我听说你喜欢喝自家酿的酒 I've heard you like a drop of the old home brew.
-我真的很糟糕 -胡说 是男人就要得喝 -I shouldn't really. -Nonsense! Man's gotta drink!
干杯 Cheers!
这才像话 That's the way!
-来 吃个派 -谢谢 -Here, have a pie. -Thank you.
抱歉 多布森先生 Sorry. Mr Dobson!
多布森先生 我得跟你谈谈 Mr Dobson, I need to talk to you.
好孩子 就这样 Good boy. That's it.
好了 探针和镊子 Right, probe and forceps.
不用给我 是让你用的 There's no point giving them to me. This one's on you.
这是开放性骨折 所以首先你要检查是否有碎骨 It's a compound fracture, so first you need to check for bone fragments.
好的 Right.
-我没发现任何碎骨 -你确定吗 -I can't see any fragments. -Are you certain?
-我觉得是 -我不要你觉得 我要你确定 -I think so. -I don't need you to think, I need you to know.
我确定 骨头平整地断成了两截 I'm certain. The bone's snapped clean in two.
很好 那么请你清创 并用大量盐水冲洗 Excellent. Then if you debride the wound and sluice it out with plenty of saline,
我们固定好骨头然后就缝合 we can set the bone and stitch him up.
-你说"我们" 是指... -快点 我们可不想在这里待上一整天 -Now, when you say "we"... -Come on, we don't want to be here all day.
多布森先生 我只是问 Mr Dodson, I am just asking
这头公牛和你的母牛配种时 你有没有发现它有什么问题 if you noticed any problems when the bull was in with your herd.
我告诉过你 一切都挺好的 And I told you, everything were fine.
所以你确定你的母牛怀孕了吗 你已经给它们检查过了吗 So you're certain your cows are in calf? You've actually examined them?
哈利先生 请去9号区报到 Would Mr Herriot please report to area nine?
宠物大赛马上就要开始了 The family pet contest is about to commence!
-看来他们在找你了 -该死 -Looks like you're needed. -Damn!
很好 真的很好 Very nice, very nice indeed.
我想我可能开始掌握其中的诀窍了 Think I might be getting the hang of this!
你今天似乎很开心 You seem to be having fun today.
是的 我觉得参观进行得挺顺利 Yes, the tours went rather well, I thought.
我想的是美丽的桃乐茜 I was thinking more of the fair Dorothy.
桃乐茜吗 Dorothy?
-你们两个打得火热 -我不确定 -Pair of you were getting on like a house on fire. -Oh, I don't know about that.
-她是个很好的女人 -拜托 哥 -She's a nice enough woman. -Oh, come on, big brother.
我看到你看她的眼神了 I saw the way you were looking at her.
天啊 崔斯坦 你一定要这么幼稚吗 For God's sake, Tristan, must you be so tediously adolescent?
有什么问题 她是女人 你是男人 What's the problem? She's a woman, you're a man.
你明显喜欢她 There's clearly an attraction there.
-你应该约她出去吃晚餐 -别傻了 -You should've asked her out to dinner. -Don't be obtuse.
你很清楚带一个女人去吃晚饭会让她有所期待 You know perfectly well taking a woman to dinner raises certain expectations.
-这难道是很糟糕的事吗 -我不想说这个 -Would that be such a bad thing? -I'm not discussing this.
-因为你知道我是对的 -不 因为我不会接受 -Cos you know I'm right. -No, because I'm not taking romantic advice
整天躲着酒吧女招待的人给我的浪漫建议 from someone who's spent the entire day hiding from a barmaid.
只要女人表现出一丁点兴趣就逃得远远的男人也有脸说 Says the man who runs a mile if a woman shows the slightest interest.
-无稽之谈 -你知道我是对的 -What utter rot! -I'm right and you know it.
就好像你完全放弃了自己的生活 It's like you've given up on having any life at all.
干得好 小伙子 很快就结束了 Oh, well done, lad! Not long to go now.
-你迟到了十分钟 -我知道 -You are ten minutes late! -I know, I know.
对不起 I'm sorry.
-我能和奥德森小姐说两句吗 -不行 -Could I just have a word with Miss Alderson? -No!
-等会再说 -我不是说你必须结婚 - It'll have to wait! - -I'm not saying you need to get married,
-只是叫你找点乐子 -如果你不是那么沉迷找乐子 - just have some blasted fun! - -If you had a bit less blasted fun,
你也许真的会有所成就 you might actually achieve something!
好了 快把该死的镊子递给我 Now, give me the damn forceps!
法南先生 Mr Farnon?
什么事 What?
-屋里还有孩子 -你想说什么 -There are children on the premises. -Your point being?
请你注意措辞 谢谢 I'll thank you to modify your language.
请你管好你自己的破事 谢谢 And I'll thank you to mind your own bloody business!
进去 快点 In there! Now!
真好 来了这么多... Well, what a wonderful...
你好 帅小伙 Hello, pretty boy!
各式各样的宠物 ...and varied turnout.
由于动物种类很多 Well, given the... given the range of animals,
我想请宠物主人告诉我 他们有多了解自己的宠物 I'm going to ask the owners to show me just how much they know their pets.
几个关于它们的习性和喂养的问题 听起来怎么样 Just a couple of questions about the habit and upkeep. How does that sound?
闭嘴 Shut yer face!
好吧 我们开始吧 Right then, let's begin.
其实我也很想她 I miss her too, you know.
什么 What?
伊芙琳... Evelyn was...
她绝对是最棒的 She was the absolute best.
这点毫无疑问 但是 No two ways about it, but... Well...
她已经不在了 西格弗德 She isn't here anymore, Siegfried.
如果你要继续说这些明摆着的事 那你还是出去吧 If you're going to continue stating the obvious, you might as well leave.
我只是想说 她至少会希望你寻找快乐 I'm just saying, she'd at least want you to try and be happy.
你还没有完全放下她 I mean, you're not entirely past it.
谢谢你告诉我 绷带 Good to know. Bandage.
我只是在为你着想 哥 I'm only thinking of you, big brother.
好 我知道了 Fine. Right, point taken.
我应该继续向前 把握当下 学会再次爱人 I should move on and seize the day and learn to love again.
行了 你能闭嘴了吗 Now, for God's sake, will you please shut up!
你好啊 Hello, there.
它叫宾琪 对吗 Binkie, isn't it?
它会不会吃不寻常的东西 And does he eat anything unusual?
它有次吞了一枚纽扣 Uh, he ate a button once.
但第二天就拉出来了 But it came straight out t'other end.
那锻炼呢 And what about exercise?
这位小姑娘几岁了 And how old is this... little lass?
大声说 佩佩 Speak up, Penn.
它确实有一些可爱的斑纹 He does have some lovely markings.
你有时会把它们放出来吗 Do you let them out of the cage sometimes?
能给我介绍一下这个小家伙妈 And what can you tell me about this little chap?
它是一条金鱼 He's a goldfish.
也叫金色鲫鱼 Or Carassius auratus.
才一岁 但据说金鱼可以养到30岁 He's only a year old, but goldfish have been known to live up to 30 years in captivity.
它每天主要吃鱼食 His diet mainly consists of fish food pellets,
还会加一些煮豌豆和盐水虾 but he can also be fed boiled peas and brine shrimp and...
看来赢家产生了 Well, I think we have a winner.
谢谢你 福伊尔先生 Thank you, Mr Foyle.
第三名 10号 Now, in third place, number ten.
-小猫咪 -真棒 亲爱的 - The kitten. - Well done, love!
第二名 15号 雪貂 In second place, number 15, the ferret.
当之无愧的第一名是 And in a very well-deserved first place...
6号 金鱼 number six, the goldfish.
我要向各位得奖者表示祝贺 Uh, well, my congratulations to the winners
同时也感谢每一位参与者 and thank you, everyone, for taking part.
真是丢脸 Absolute disgrace!
抱歉 不好意思 我能... Sorry. Sorry, if I could...
抱歉 打扰一下 Sorry. Excuse me.
奥德森小姐 Miss Alderson.
我想也不算太糟糕 Well, I suppose that didn't go too badly.
抱歉 福伊尔先生 我现在真的不方便 I'm sorry, Mr Foyle, I really can't talk now.
借过 谢谢 海伦 EExcuse me. Thank you. Helen!
是宠物大赛击垮了你 It was the pet show that did it for you.
别太苛责自己 你撑了那么久已经很了不起了 Don't be too hard on yourself. It's no mean feat lasting as long as you did.
不是因为宠物 It wasn't the pets.
那是怎么了 Well, what then?
我很肯定海伦的公牛有问题 I'm fairly certain Helen's bull has a problem.
多布森不愿意直说他的母牛有没有怀孕 And Dobson won't give me a straight answer as to whether his cows are in calf or not.
如果真怀孕了 你觉得他会直说 对吗 If they were, you'd assume he'd just say.
是的 Exactly.
我答应过海伦 会给克莱夫做担保 I gave Helen my word I'd vouch for Clive.
你可以一直撒谎 You could always lie.
希望它不会反过来咬你一口 Hope it doesn't come back to bite you on the backside.
因为在过去这招对你很管用 Because that worked so well for you in the past.
听着 现在还不能保证索斯威克真想买它 Look, there's no guarantee Southwick will actually want to buy him in.
她只挑最好的公牛 展示会的第一名 She only goes for the very top beasts. Best in show.
或许克莱夫不会胜出 MMaybe Clive won't win.
或许索斯威克会买别的牛 你就可以逃过一劫 Maybe Southwick will buy some other bull and you can live to fight another day.
你说得对 You're right.
但要是你说错了呢 如果它胜出了呢 What if you're not? What if he wins?
躲在这里 我遇到想逃避的人或事时就会这么做 Hide in here. It's what I do whenever there's someone or something I want to avoid.
-这似乎有些太懦弱 -就算行刑队在前面列队 -Seems rather cowardly. -Just because there's a firing squad lined up,
也不意味着你就得去撞枪口 doesn't mean you have to stand in front of it.
崔斯坦 你到底在哪 Tristan! Where the bloody hell are you?
说什么来什么 Speaking of which.
公牛大赛将在五分钟后 The prize giving for the bull contest
宣布名次 五分钟后 will commence in five minutes. That's five minutes!
冷静点 克莱夫 老伙计 Steady on there, Clive, old lad.
冷静 Steady.
别动 就这样 Steady. That's it.
就这样 That's it.
我只是想给你检查一下 I just want to take a look at you.
该死 Damn.
吉米 James?
我叫你别插手的 I asked you to leave it alone.
看来你知道 对吗 So I take it you know?
多布森一直在抱怨牛群的事 Dobson was complaining about his herd.
我只是不想让他吓跑奥德森的买家 I just didn't want him to put off the Alderson's buyer.
他们不能贩卖不健康的牲畜 They can't sell an animal that isn't fit!
-我们并不确定这一点 -我很确定 -We don't know that for sure. -I'm pretty sure.
好吧 All right.
但我拜托你今天不要说出去 But I'm asking you to keep it to yourself... just for today.
我做不到 I can't do that.
吉米 请你帮我一个忙 Look, I'm asking you as a favour, James.
不是为了我 Not for me.
为了海伦 For Helen.
她信任你 She trusts you.
如果你在乎她 就不要让她失望 If you care about her at all then you won't let her down.
我又没打中 I missed again!
这是作弊 肯定是 It's cheating, that's what it is.
我才不要花六便士玩把坏枪呢 I'm not paying sixpence for a broken rifle.
我说了 这就是规则 I told you, them's the rules.
怎么了 What's going on?
我的枪是坏的 但他不肯还我钱 My gun didn't work, but he still won't give me my money back.
-是吗 -大家都这么说 -Is that right? -It's what they all say.
没用的 Makes no difference.
我来试一把吧 Perhaps I'll take a turn.
六便士一局 That'll be sixpence.
你准备好就打吧 When you're ready.
石膏必须要保持两周 The plaster must stay on for two weeks.
照规矩 我该留它观察一晚上 By rights, I should keep him in overnight,
-但因为你不是本地人 -不 不行 -but as you're not local. -Oh, no, no.
没有它我会不知所措的 I wouldn't know what to do with myself without him.
自从我妻子过世 只剩我和它了 It's just me and him, see, since the wife died.
它是她的骄傲和欢乐源泉 真的 He was her pride and joy, he was.
这次免费 There's no charge.
太感谢了 法南先生 I'm so very grateful, Mr Farnon.
别客气 别客气 但以后 如果你必须要拴住它 Not at all. Just in future, if you must tie him up...
-一定要选个安全的地方 -我会的 -make sure it's somewhere safe. -I will do.
谢谢 Thank you.
哈利先生 Mr Herriot.
我不知道你们怎么样 但我要喝一杯 Right, I don't know about you but I need a drink.
除非你还躲着酒吧 Unless you're still avoiding the refreshment hall.
我能应付 I'm sure I'll manage.
这才是我勇敢的战士 吉米 There's my brave soldier. James?
我马上就来 I'll be right there.
五点四十五分 欧巴桑有机会赢得这场比赛 Five forty-five. The old girl could still win this.
真稀奇了 Well I never!
霍尔太太竟是个神枪手 谁能想到呢 Mrs Hall's a crack shot. Who'd have thought it.
你想要什么 珍妮 what was it you wanted, Jenny?
玩具狗还是熊 我想说我们两样都赢了 The dog or the bear? I'd say we've won both.
做得好 Well done.
你是在哪里学到这么准的枪法的 Where on earth did you learn to shoot like that?
不然你以为女子海军都干些什么 What did you think we did in the Wrens?
刺绣吗 Embroidery?
好了 喝酒 Right, drinks!
谢谢 霍尔太太 Thank you, Mrs Hall!
最佳公牛的首奖得主是奥德森先生和克莱夫 And first prize goes to Mr Alderson, with Clive!
干得漂亮 恭喜你们 Very well done. Congratulations.
请把掌声送给胜利者 Round of applause, everyone.
-来一品脱半你们最好的啤酒 -马上来 -Uh, pint and a half of best, please. -Coming right up.
你的朋友不一起来吗 So is your friend no longer with us?
不了 她有事回去了 No. She had to get back.
也是 Oh, yes.
我在地上捡到了它 哈利先生 I found it lying on the ground, Mr Herriot.
很有可能绊倒别人 IIt was creating a serious trip hazard.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
听着 我知道这是你第一次 但如果我能... Look, I realise this was your first time, but if I can give...
我很抱歉打断你们 I'm very sorry to interrupt,
但吉米需要去吧台了 but I'm afraid James is needed at the bar.
这次帮你解围 得请我喝一杯吧 Think you owe me a pint for that one.
我去去就回 Ah. Won't be a minute.
你好啊 陌生人 开放参观进行得怎么样 Hello there, stranger. How was the open house?
很好 谢谢 Yes, yes, good, thanks.
玛姬 我最近在想 Maggie, I've been thinking and, um...
这个夏天我们过得很愉快 this summer has been a lot of fun.
你也是个好姑娘 And you're a really great girl.
但问题是 But the thing is...
我就快期末考试了 my final exams are not far off
我得全天候不停学习 and I'm going to be working all hours.
-所以 -你要甩了我吗 -And... -You're giving me the push.
不不 当然不是 No. No. No, not at all. Far from it.
我只是... I just...
别自恋了 行吗 Give over, will you?
你是个不错的小伙子 崔斯坦 但是 You're a nice enough lad, Tristan, but...
我们之间也从来不是认真的 it's not like we'd have ever been serious.
对 Right.
为什么呢 Why is that then?
吉米 James?
你在这啊 Ah, there you are.
这是哈利先生 我告诉你的那个兽医 This is Mr Herriot, the vet I were telling you about.
你好吗 我是索斯威克 How do? Southwick.
我听说你能担保他们家的公牛 对吗 I hear you can vouch for this bull of theirs, is that right?
因为我出大价钱之前想听听专业人士的意见 Cos I always like a professional opinion before I hand over good money.
对 是的 That's right. Yes.
-我想和你谈谈 奥德森先生 -快说吧 小伙子 -I wonder, can I speak to you for a moment, Mr Alderson. -Eh, come on, lad!
时间就是金钱 你一句话 我们就把买卖做了 Time's money. Just say the word and we'll have ourselves a deal.
我想先给它检查一下 排除可能存在的问题 I'd really like to examine him first, rule out any possible problems.
-什么问题 -根本没有问题 -What sort of problems? -There are no problems.
你可以问多布森 他丝毫没有怨言 You can ask Dobson. He's got no complaints.
他的母牛都顺利怀孕了 His cows are all pregnant, like they should be.
是这样吗 多布森先生 你能打包票你的牛都怀孕了吗 Is that right, Mr Dobson? Can you say for certain that your cows are in calf?
我不敢打包票 I don't know about "for certain".
什么 You what?
我那头牛一点毛病都没有 There's nowt wrong with my bloody bull.
恕我直言 我注意到了它的脊柱有肿胀 I'm afraid I noticed some swelling on his spine.
它还有些不适的迹象 And some signs of discomfort.
你是说那头畜生瘸腿了吗 Are you saying the beast is lame?
吉米 James?
很可能是间歇性的 不容易发现 It's most likely intermittent and very easily missed.
不过是的 But... yes.
-它很可能是 -可是多布森先生 -He may well be. -But, Mr Dobson,
如果你的牛没怀孕 你为何说谎 if your cows weren't in calf, why lie about it?
你是不是知道些什么 Do you know something about this?
休 Hugh?
多布森总为他的牛群发牢骚 我就想着 Dobson was grumbling about his herd and...
如果他别把抱怨表露出来对大家都会更好 it occurred to me that it'd be better off all round if he kept his complaints to himself.
所以我给他塞了点钱 That's why I... I slipped him a few bob.
你干过不少蠢事 但这次尤其... Of all the bloody stupid...
你当时怎么想的 What were you thinking?!
海伦 我只是想帮忙 Helen, I only wanted to help.
现在交易黄了 你还让我爸成了骗子 真是谢谢你啊 Well, now the sales off and you've made my dad out to be a liar, so thank you.
可怜的家伙 Poor beggar.
我看他自断情路了 你说对不对 I'd say he's cooked his goose, wouldn't you?
你想象不到我有多难受 看着你每天都为钱操碎了心 You can't imagine how hard it is seeing you so terribly worried about money all the time.
-这不是借口 -我知道 但你都不肯让我帮忙 -It's no excuse. -I know, but you won't let me do anything.
所以你就觉得能背着我干这种事吗 So you thought you'd go behind my back?
因为有钱就意味着你能干涉别人的生活 Because having money means you can interfere in other people's lives.
因为我太愚蠢 不能自己做决定 Because I'm too stupid to make my own decisions.
因为你是男人 你就最懂了 Because you're a man and you know best.
是因为我爱你 It's because I love you.
没错 他完了 Yep! He's a goner.
从肢体语言就能判断 你看 You can tell from the body language, see?
致命一击 然后戏剧性地退出 The coup de grace and then the dramatic exit.
我爱你 海伦 I love you, Helen.
只要能让你快乐 我愿意做任何事 AAnd I would do anything in the world to make you happy.
你从没说过这句话 You've never said that before.
是的 我知道 但我早就该说的 No, I know, but I should have.
天知道我有多想说 God knows, I've wanted to.
我对恋爱一窍不通 I'm so hopeless at these things.
没错 Well, yes...
你的确不懂 you are.
真是走了狗屎运 Jammy sod!
他是怎么力挽狂澜的 How did he manage to talk himself out of that?
我跟他说了 我要提出正式投诉 I told him, I'm going to make a formal complaint.
你不能无视证明书 I mean, you can't just ignore a certificate!
-我知道我有什么权利 -一条该死的金鱼 -I know my rights! -A bloody goldfish!
就是啊 我问你 有谁听过金鱼赢得比赛的 I ask you! Who's ever heard of a goldfish winning a competition?
我告诉你们 我今天一整天 虽然遭受了无止境的谩骂 I'll have you know, all I have done all day and in the face of endless abuse
我得补充 还有侮辱 但我仍然努力做出公允的决定 and insult, I might add, is try to make fair and just decisions.
还有 我必须说 我这辈子从没见过 And I have to say, I have never in my life
如此没有体育精神的无耻举动和彻头彻尾的犯罪行为 witnessed such an appalling display of unsportsmanlike and downright criminal behaviour!
如果有谁该感到羞愧 那就是你们 If anyone should be ashamed, it's you lot!
还是先把棍子放下吧 You might want to put down the stick.
你没有啤酒吗 年轻人 Happen you got a point, young man.
作弊的人不该获得成功 Cheaters shouldn't prosper.
吉米 我想可以放心地说 你成为我们的一员了 Well, James, I think we can safely say you're one of us now.
我想是吧 I suppose so.
我就知道你能做到 I knew you could do it.
说到这个 他撑到了6点15分 所以... Speaking of which, he's made it to 6:15, so...
两先令 对吗 Two bob, wasn't it?
你们打赌了 You had a bet?
拿我打赌 Against me?
-更像是在抽奖啦 -你本来可以提醒我的 -More of a sweepstake. -You could have warned me!
这是炮火的洗礼 老弟 Baptism of fire, old chap, baptism of fire.
大力神的苦力和达罗比展示会的兽医相比都相形见绌 The labours of Hercules pale in comparison to being a vet at the Darrowby Show.
干杯 Cheers!