新贵 第一季第一集
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翻译： Poppins 路子1126 黯然热干面 Kate Trist 张小卷er MioMio
命运多舛的恋人
雅芳河畔斯特拉特福
莎士比亚故居
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校对： 爽爷 后期： Poppins
"罗密欧 罗密欧! "Romeo, Romeo!
为什么你偏偏是罗密欧呢?" Wherefore art thou Romeo?"
抱歉 老爸 这个可悲的怪人多少岁? Sorry, Dad. How old's this sad weirdo supposed to be?
这个少女十三岁 亲爱的 The maid be 13, my sweet.
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好吧 因为我十三岁 Yeah, cos I'm 13.
正是 Exactly.
我觉得在一个身穿紧身胸衣 I thought it might be fun
里面挂着两个半个椰子的中年男人 to hear my Juliet spoke
扮演这个角色之前 in her true voice
听听我的朱丽叶 before a middle-aged man
用自己美妙的声音说话 with two half-coconuts down his bodice
可能会很有意思 gets hold of it.
我才不会这么说话呢 爸爸 I don't say stuff like this, Dad.
我听起来跟一颗大头菜一样! I'd sound like a complete turnip!
当然了 亲爱的 Yes, dear.
在这段我要要求你用甜美而令人满意的音色 'Tis thy sweet and useful timbre I would feign here,
而不是要你像平常说话那样 not the monosyllabic series
全是单音节组成的 of grunts that passes for your conversation.
哦 你说什么?! Oh, what?!
我觉得由我所创造的天真无邪的少女 说出 I take the view that having my romantic ingenue say,
"什么 闭嘴 罗密欧 "Uhh, what, shut up, Romeo,
你真奇怪 闭嘴 我恨你"这种话 you're so weird, uhh, shut up, I hate you,"
无法媲美我所书写的永恒的诗歌 would be slightly less effective
难以令人印象深刻 than mine own timeless poetry.
永恒这个单词的意思 Timeless is the word,
就是"感觉真他妈的没完没了" as in "Feels like goes on for bloody ever".
你从来没好好了解过 You've never given it a chance.
你只看过亨利六世上部 You've only seen Henry VI, Part 1.
上部? 你是说那玩意儿还有更多啊?! Part 1? What, you mean there's more?!
别会错意 儿子 I mean, don't take this wrong way, son,
但是 天哪 我简直无聊至极! but, God, I was bored!
我都以为我的灵魂出窍了 正看着自己死去呢 I thought I was actually outside my own body watching meself die.
他坐在那里 喋喋不休 He sat there cracking his nuts in the quiet bits.
我想要他闭嘴来着 但是他不肯 I tried to shush him, but he would not be shushed.
你的父亲是个固执的人 He's a stubborn man, your father,
威廉是一个固执 又平凡的人 William. A stubborn, common man.
这就是你嫁给我的原因 Which is why you married me.
时髦小妞就喜欢来点糙的 Posh birds love a bit of rough.
我这可是下嫁 你也如此 威廉 I married beneath me, and now you've done the same, William.
你这话什么意思? And what's that supposed to mean?
意思就是 他十七岁的时候 It means that he was 17
被一个小农场二十六岁的挤奶工看上了 and he got a scheming little 26-year-old tithe farm milking-slap
并使诡计让他上钩了 就是这样! up the duffington, that's what!
你以为你多时髦 玛丽·艾登 Oh, you think you're so posh, Mary Arden.
就跟你不像大家一样 Like you ain't sewn into
缝冬天穿的底裤一样 your winter knickers like everybody else.
我正在努力工作! I'm trying to work!
我从伦敦来就是为了听苏 I've come from London
念念我写的朱丽叶的台词 to hear Sue read my Juliet.
我可不开心 宝贝 Well, I'm not happy, doll.
伯比奇付钱给你演戏 不是编剧 Burbage pays you as an actor, not a writer.
没事的 我已经给剧院送了一封信 It's fine. I've sent word to the theatre
说桥底的两条隧道堵塞了 that the two tunnels which lie beneath the bridge be blocked.
什么? Pardon?
桥底的两条隧道堵塞了 The two tunnels which lie beneath the bridge be blocked.
两条隧道? Two tunnels?
桥底? 没人懂吗? Beneath a bridge? Anyone?
鼻子 亲爱的 鼻子! Nose, my loves. Nose!
我跟伯比奇说 我鼻涕流个不停 I've told Burbage that my nose
这周和下周都没法工作了 be snotted and I would not work this week or next.
你怎么就不能直接说"鼻子"呢? Why didn't you just say "Nose"?
这就是我的工作! It's what I do!
好了 苏珊娜 再来一次 Now, Susanna, again.
好吧 如果我非得这样做 All right, if I have to.
"罗密欧 罗密欧! "Romeo, Romeo!
为什么你偏偏是罗密欧呢?" Wherefore art thou Romeo?"
爸爸 没人会这样说话的! Dad, nobody talks like this!
这是诗歌 It's poetry.
有时候我真后悔教你认字 Sometimes I regret teaching you to read.
我觉得确实该少用点华丽的辞藻 亲爱的 I do think it could be a little less flowery, love.
你怎么不直接说 "你在哪里 罗密欧?" I mean, why doesn't she just say, "Where are you, Romeo?"
因为 亲爱的 Because, my love,
这句话的意思不是"你在哪里?" it doesn't mean, "Where are you?"
而是"为什么你偏偏是罗密欧呢?" It means, "Why are you Romeo?"
有点诡异 That's a bit weird.
是的 罗密欧只是他的名字而已 Yeah. Romeo is just his name.
正是 Well, exactly.
朱丽叶要说的是 Juliet is saying,
"为什么你是我所恨之族的一员呢?" "Why are you a member of a family that I hate?"
人们肯定会以为你的意思是 People will definitely think you mean,
"罗密欧 你在哪里?" "Romeo, where are you?"
我就以为是这个意思 That's what I thought it meant.
我也是 Yeah. I did, too.
很明显 It's bloody obvious.
我觉得 想要搞清楚 你应该要让朱丽叶说 I think, to be clear, you're going to have to have Juliet say,
"罗密欧 罗密欧! "Romeo, Romeo!
为什么你的名字是罗密欧?" Why are you called Romeo?"
"我所恨之族的一员?" "A member of a family that I hate?"
这就可以 不过 如果真要我挑刺的话 That'd do it. Although if I was being really picky,
罗密欧只不过是他的教名 Romeo is just his Christian name,
不是吗? 这根本不是问题所在 isn't it? And that's not the issue.
他的姓氏是关键 It's his surname that's the problem.
是的 其实我本来还希望 Well, yes. Actually, I was
没有人会注意到 sort of hoping people wouldn't notice that.
我觉得他们会注意的 I think they might.
所以你们觉得 她该说 So you think she should say,
"蒙塔古 蒙塔古! "Montague, Montague!
为什么你偏偏是蒙塔古呢?" Wherefore art thou Montague?"
不 因为这话听起来像她丢了猫一样 No. Cos that'd sound like she's lost her cat.
听着 这些东西... Look, it's...
最好还是留给我来推敲吧 亲爱的 probably best if you leave this to me, my love.
我... 现在文思泉涌 I'm... I'm on a bit of a roll.
我对喜剧其中的一幕尤其满意 I'm particularly pleased with
就是一伙敌对的仆人们 the comedy scene where a group of rival serving men
日益勾心斗角的喜剧场景 exchange a series of increasingly obscure insults.
威廉 我告诉过你 不要搞喜剧 Will, I've told you. Don't do comedy.
这不是你的长处 It's not your strong point.
这是我的长处 夫人 It is my strong point, wife.
只是需要冗长的解释和丰富的脚注 It's just requires lengthy explanation and copious footnotes.
如果... 如果你仔细研究 If... If you do your research,
我写的东西真的很有趣 my stuff is actually really funny.
威廉的伦敦住所
听莎士比亚先生讲述他年轻时的浪漫史 So excited to hear about
兴奋至极 Mr Shakespeare's teen romance.
对写作来说真是个好主意 Such a good idea for a story.
是的 我猜也许是吧 Yeah, it's all right, I suppose.
比他平常写的那些东西好 Better than his usual stuff.
他没有透露其中的浪漫桥段吗? Has he let slip any hints about the romance plot?
这个小伙子爱上了那个小姑娘 Er, this lad falls in love with this lass,
她也爱上了他... and she falls in love with him...
然后他们就快乐地生活在一起了 and they live happily ever after.
短小精悍 和他写的《亨利》有点不同 Nice and short, which makes a change from his Henrys.
- 对女孩来说是一个完美的角色 - 凯特 - And an amazing part for a girl. - Kate,
你别再想这个了 you've got to drop that.
不要因为我家先生租了你的妈妈的房间 Just cos your mum rents rooms to my master
就代表他会让你饰演其中的角色 don't mean he's going to put you in one of his plays.
那就太不公平了 It just seems so unfair that
剧院宁愿雇佣男人饰演女人的角色 the theatre employs men to perform female roles
也不选我这个真实的 when I, a real woman,
现成的 渴望演出的女人 am ready and eager.
凯特 太好了! Ah, Kate, splendid!
把这些新的稿子放到我的书房 可以吗? Store these new pages in my bureau, would you?
还有 宝特姆 And, Bottom,
给我麦芽酒和派 bring ale and pie.
如果加一句早安就更好了 A "Good morrow" Would be nice.
我饿死了! I'm famished!
本来许诺提供小食 The coach promised a refreshment cart,
但是 这条线路并不包括在内 but, oh, not on this particular service,
如果你听到他们所说的话 你会震惊的 you'll be stunned to hear
我讨厌他们这么做 I hate it when they do that.
另外 他们在填补 Plus, they were filling
斯托肯切奇和钦平诺顿区之间的车辙 ruts 'twixt Stokenchurch and Chipping Norton
只能让驴子替代车 and had laid on replacement donkeys.
事实上 一头驴子需要驼我们六个人还有包裹 In fact, one donkey for six of us, plus bags.
当然 那个对人嗤之以鼻的 Of course, the snortish
英国长度单位
畜生走了不到三弗隆就开始口吐白沫 brute guffed its last after but three furlongs
结果他们还要再从伯明翰安排另外一头驴子 and they had to send for another from Birmingham.
我们有两个晚上都是在树篱里度过的 We spent two nights in a hedge.
我们有看见一道车辙被填补了吗? And did we see a single rut being filled?
哦 不 我忘记了! 这里是英格兰 Oh, no, I was forgetting! This is England.
在这里看到一个没有牙齿的老太婆 One wouldst more likely see a toothless crone
有牙齿的可能性都比 with a tooth
看到车辙被修补好的可能性大! than an English rut-filler actually filling a rut!
幸运的是 我有羽毛笔和 Fortunately, I had my quill and
墨水陪伴我度过这段时间 ink and was able to make passing use of the time.
哦 我的天呐 莎士比亚先生 写的太好了 Oh, my God, Mr Shakespeare, it's brilliant.
前无古人 后无来者! Timeless. Deathless!
"最悲惨的故事之罗密欧和朱利安" "The Most Tragical History Of Romeo And Julian."
是的... Oh, yes...
很明显 应该是朱丽叶 That should be Juliet, obviously.
罗密欧和朱丽叶只是暂定的名称 Romeo And Julian was but a working title.
早期研究的结果 不代表什么 Early exploratory stuff. It meanteth nothing.
是的 不错 Yeah, right
- 你什么意思? - 拜托 先生 - What? - Well, come on, master.
我们可是住在一个屋檐之下 We live in t'same house.
我听过你读你写的十四行诗 I've heard you reading out your sonnets.
特别是第一到第一百二十六首 Especially 1 to 126.
那些诗歌讲述柏拉图式的爱情 Those poems are about a platonic hierarchical relationship.
上帝淘气的一面! God's naughty etchings!
为什么就因为我 Why does everybody presume
给一个英俊的男孩写了一百二十六首情诗 that just because
所有人都认为 I write 126 love poems to an attractive boy,
我就一定是... I must be...
.. 我就一定要是某些封闭的极端主义者 .. I must be some kind of bechambered hugger-tugger.
朱丽叶完全是一个完美的角色 Juliet is an utterly amazing part.
是的 我觉得我写出了她的心声 Yes, I really think I've got her voice.
你做到了 你做到了 她太完美了 You have, you have. She's perfect.
最大的挑战就是找到一个演员来完美地诠释她 The real challenge will be to find an actor to do her justice.
在我写的《亨利》里面 Master Condell was quite
康德尔饰演的玛格丽特王后 brilliant
相当出彩 as Queen Margaret in my Henrys.
但是我担心他太老了不适合扮演少女 But I fear he'd be too old to play the ingenue.
另外 我不想让一个小鲜肉出演 On the other hand, I don't want a boy.
这些毛都没长齐的小子缺少深度 These downy-scrotumed squeakers lack depth.
咳咳 Ahem.
凯特 有事吗? Pardon, Kate?
跳跃的两栖动物被红宝石制成的管子捕到 Leaping amphibian caught in the ruby pipe
又译食道
源于燕子 但是却与鸟类无关 which starts with a swallow but knows naught of birds.
什么? Pardon?
我认为他的意思是 I think he means,
你的喉咙里是不是有只青蛙? have you got a frog in your throat?
但是你永远无法猜透他的意思 But you can never be sure with him.
我去开门 I'll get it.
好像之前有人准备开门一样! As if anyone else was ever going to!
好的 宝特姆 或者 交换一下 Yes, Bottom. Or, alternatively,
我可以去开门 但是你去写剧本 I could get it and you could write a play
赚钱支付我的工资 and use the money you earn to pay me.
除非 等下 不行 这行不通 Except, hang on, no, that wouldn't work,
因为你不认字 because you can't read or write.
所以也许我们现在的劳工分配 So perhaps our current distribution
是合情合理的 也是公平的 of labour is the sensible and equitable one.
你这话太刻薄了 That's just mean, that is.
咳咳 Ahem.
什么? What?
我在暗示你 你的朱丽叶困境可以由... I was hinting that the answer to your Juliet dilemma could be...
凯特 别说了 Oh, Kate, don't go there.
女人演出是违法的行为 Lady-acting is illegal.
再说了 女人不会演戏 Beside which, girls can't act.
正如女人不会执法 不会治病 Just as they cannot practise law, cure the sick,
不能理财 不能竞选公职 handle financial matters or stand for any office.
但是女人一直被禁止去尝试那些事情 But no woman has ever been allowed to try any of those things.
因为她们做不到! Because they can't do them!
天呐 凯特 我说的你听不懂吗? God's bodikins, Kate, what's not to get?
好了 别在这胡言乱语了 让我安心工作吧 Now, please, forget this nonsense and let me focus.
让我担心的不是朱丽叶 而是罗密欧 It's not Juliet I'm worried about, it's Romeo.
我似乎无法掌握这个角色 I can't seem to get a handle on him.
这个角色好像在躲着我 His character eludes me.
先生 罗伯特·格林 在门口 Master Robert Greene is without.
罗伯特·格林... Rob Greene...
他不是恨透我了吗? who doth hate my gutlings?
他来做什么? What does he want?
莎大诗人! Master Shaky Poet!
请允许我和你谈一谈 A word, if you please.
莎士比亚 格林先生 我叫莎士比亚 Shakespeare, Master Greene. My name is Shakespeare.
我知道你叫什么 莎亚 I know your name, sirrah.
我是根据你的职业称呼你 I was addressing you by trade.
莎大诗人 Shaky Poet.
就好像我会叫修建房屋的工人 建筑大师 Just as I would address a house-builder as Master Builder
或者叫建造轮船的木匠 木匠大师 or a ship's carpenter as Master Carpenter.
那你怎么称呼抓捕狗熊的猎人呢 格林先生? What would you call a bear-baiter, Mr Greene?
猎熊大师 Master Baiter.
看到我怎么逗他了吗? See what I did there?
很机智 很喜欢 Brilliant. Loved it.
我这次来有个特别的任务 I am come on a mission of great delicacy.
我的侄子 弗洛里安·格林 My nephew, Florian Greene,
爱上了一个非常不般配的女孩 has fallen for a most unsuitable girl
罗瑟琳女士 区区一个爵士的女儿 the Lady Rosaline, daughter of a mere country knight.
这桩婚事显然门不当户不对 There can of course be no question of such a lowly match,
我的侄子必须离这个姑娘远一点 so the boy must be kept from her.
那我和这段不被认可的上流社会的感情之间 And what part of this unedifying tale of upper-class entitlement
有什么关系呢? is of interest to me?
弗洛里安下周来剑桥 Florian travels to Cambridge
准备上学 next week to take his place at the university.
你必须把他留在这里 You must keep him here till then.
你这个简陋的寄宿家庭距离法院很远 You see, this lowly boarding house is far from court.
这样罗瑟琳小姐绝对找不到他 And Miss Rosaline will never find him here.
我为什么要这样做 我可是个忙碌的作家? I am a busy writer, sirrah. Why should I do this?
因为我是皇后郡雷维尔的领主 Because I am Master of the Queen's Revels,
如果你不同意的话 我就取消你的演出执照 and if you don't, I will deny your plays licence.
你是说你要滥用职权 You mean you're corruptly using your public position
来实现你的私人利益吗? to further your own private interests?
是的 哈! Er, duh!
我会尽快把他送到你这里 I will have the boy sent to you this e'en bound tight,
趁他正一头热 for his blood runs hot.
我本人一周内会过来出席欢送晚宴 I myself will return in a week for a farewell dinner.
再见 Good day.
在我马上就要和剧院的人 I am due at the theatre
讨论我的浪漫新剧的时候 to discuss my new romance,
却必须给一个激进的乡巴佬学生 but now must play nursey-nursey wipey-nosey
当保姆照顾他! to a rogering, roistering student clodhopper!
就只因为罗伯特·格林刚刚被任命为 And all because Robert Greene be made
雷维尔的领主 Master of Revels.
他凭什么当雷维尔的领主? Why be he Master of Revels?
他有什么资格来指使我? What qualifies him to be my judge?
他很时髦而且他上过剑桥 He's posh and he went to Cambridge.
没错 Exactly.
他的出生确保了他的优越性 His very birth did guarantee him advancement
而我的出生阻碍了我 whilst mine precluded it.
就仿佛在这王权的小岛上悬挂着 It is almost as if there be suspended over this scepter'd isle
玻璃的天花板... a ceiling made of glass...
... 压迫着出生卑微的人们 .. against which men of lower birth,
而我则必须不断地顶起这个天花板 such as I, must always bonk our noggins.
这就是为什么你有点秃顶的原因吗? D'you think that's why you're going a bit bald?
我不是秃顶 I am not going bloody bald.
我只是头有点大 I have a very big brain.
红狮剧院
伯比奇先生 Mr Burbage, I am the
我是这个剧院 资深的女性角色演员 senior actor of female roles in this company.
尊敬的康德尔 My dear Condell, the
莎士比亚大师的戏中的角色 ingenue in Master Shakespeare's promised play
是一个十三岁的 is a maid of 13 summers,
含苞待放的少女 a young bud scarce yet in bloom.
所以呢? And your point?
起码要找一个耳朵上没有毛的演员 I think it seeks an actor that doesn't have to shave his ears.
早上好! 大家早上好 Good morrow! Good morrow, all.
别给我说什么"早上好" 莎士比亚先生 Don't you "Good morrow" Me, Mr Shakespeare.
你正在写的这个爱情故事... This new romance you're writing...
- 是的 罗密欧与朱丽安 -朱丽叶 - Aye. Romeo And Julian. - Juliet.
我说的就是 As I said.
罗密欧与朱丽叶 Romeo And Juliet.
伯比奇说你想让我演什么破保姆的角色 Burbage says you want me to play some bloody nanny.
保姆是一个不错的喜剧角色 The nurse is a fine comedy role.
天呐! 喜剧 天呐! Oh! Comedy. Ooh!
那就别给他演 Don't give it to him, then.
- 我可以饰演喜剧角色 - 是的... - I can do comedy. - Yeah...
但是只在伦敦 是吧? But only in London, yeah?
没在佛罗伦萨 不是吗? Not really Florence, is it?
是的 我们都知道你曾在意大利工作 肯普 Yes, we all know you worked in Italy, Kempe.
哦 我有得过奖吗? Ooh, did I get an award?
不记得了 Can't remember.
哦 是的 我拿过奖 一个相当正式的奖项 Oh, that's right, I did. Yeah. A proper one.
不是英国奖项 意大利奖项 是吧? Not English. Italian, yeah?
喜剧作品奖 啊! Commedia dell'arte. Mm!
听过吗? Heard of it?
肯普自从你在意大利混出名堂了 Since you became big in Italy, Kempe,
你就变成了一个让人难以忍受的自大狂! an insufferable smuglington hast thou become!
没错 但是我这个难以忍受的自大狂 Yeah, but an insufferable smuglington
在意大利可是大明星 who's big in Italy.
我是年长女士的扮演者 我坚持扮演朱丽叶! I am the senior lady actor and I insist on playing Juliet!
听着 剧本还没有写完 Look, the play isn't even finished.
我卡在罗密欧这个角色上了 I'm stuck on the character of my Romeo.
而且我还没有写结尾 And what's more, as yet I don't have an ending.
我们的小情侣一定是自此幸福地生活在一起 Surely our young lovers will live happily ever after.
这是一个显而易见的结尾 Hmm. Well, that's the obvious ending.
是的 Yes.
一个人们都想要的结尾 The ending the crowd will want.
是的 Yes.
所以我觉得我得把他们写死 So I thought I'd kill them instead.
把他们写死? Kill them?
我们的少年眷侣吗? Our teenage sweethearts?
是的 戏剧应该具有挑战性 Yes. Theatre should be challenging.
还有娱乐性 And entertaining.
- 主要还是挑战性 - 哦! - Mainly challenging. - Oh!
我只是要想出一个适宜的双双死亡的情节 I just need to work out a decent double death plot.
我可以出演死亡的桥段! I can do dying!
我很擅长死亡的戏码 I'm good at dying.
是的! Hmm, yeah!
- 每天晚上在舞台上都演同一出 - 哦! - On stage every night. - Oh!
谁说的? 哦 我说的 所以... Who said that? Oh, I did, so...
莎士比亚先生 我需要这个角色 Mr Shakespeare, I need this role.
我可以赢得罗密欧的爱 我知道我可以 I can woo Romeo. I know I can.
让我展示给你 找个方法让我向你证明 Let me show you. Find a way for me to prove it.
继续跪求吧 不过有点可悲 Bit sad, though. Begging.
有货上门! We've had a delivery!
把牛肉和麦芽酒锁起来 Lock up the beef and ale,
宝特姆 让那些穷人把门都闩上 Bottom. Tell the poor to bar their doors.
我们即将释放基督教界最大的寄生虫... We unleash the most parasitic creature in Christendom...
英国富家子 the English posh boy.
手别动 宝特姆 你的短剑在手边吗? Stay your hand a moment, Bottom. Have you your dagger handy?
你觉得他是危险人物吗? Do you think he's dangerous?
极有可能 Possibly.
这些牛津剑桥的小坏蛋们都特别强壮 These Oxbridge yobbos are extraordinarily strong,
从他们一出生就衣食无忧 having spent their entire lives with literarily enough to eat.
他们加入的俱乐部都叫 They join clubs called
爆炸阴囊 握拳农夫... the Burst Ballsack and the Fisted Peasant...
... 在那里他们大吃大喝 性交斗殴 ... where they gorge and fight and roger and quaff
直到墙上都糊上了一层呕吐物 till they coat the walls with gut porridge.
我们是不是有点嫉妒 不是吗? A bit jealous, are we?
该死的太嫉妒了! Bloody jealous!
特别是等他们毕业的时候 Particularly as when they graduate,
他们都能成为主教 大使 they all get to be bishops and ambassadors
枢密院的成员 and members of the privy council.
在英国 重要的不是你懂些什么 In England, I'm afraid it's not what you know,
而是你在大学里上了哪些死掉的家畜! it's what dead farmyard animals you rogered at university!
我们不能再等了 We can put it off no longer.
给富家子松绑吧! Unleash the posh boy!
罗瑟琳... Rosaline...
罗瑟琳! Rosaline!
为什么你偏偏是罗瑟琳呢? Wherefore art thou Rosaline?
天呐 这太不可思议了 Goodness. This is spooky.
他在问为什么他的爱人的名字是罗瑟琳 He's asking why his beloved's name is Rosaline.
我觉得他其实在问罗瑟琳在哪里 Actually, I think he's asking where Rosaline is.
我觉得语言解释最好还是留给我吧 Probably best to leave the linguistic interpretation to me.
你在哪里 罗瑟琳? Where are you, Rosaline?
你在哪里? Where are you?
真希望我知道你在哪里 I wish I knew where you were.
你得承认我说对了吧? Gonna admit I was right?
哦 残酷的爱 Oh brutal love.
被轻视的爱 Despised love.
爱是虚假玫瑰上的愤怒之刺 而我... Love is the angry thorn upon the false rose, and I...
就是那刺痛 am a prick.
天哪 我们得和这怪胎呆一周吗? Blimey, have we got to spend a week with this arse-mungel?
别用你那吓死人的感叹词 宝特姆 Resist your thuggish interjections, Bottom.
这个失恋的傻蛋正是我心目中罗密欧的形象 I see in this lovelorn loon the very model of my Romeo.
哦 你这个粗鲁的欺骗人的桌子 Oh thou rude and deceiving table!
你的四条腿没有一条是罗瑟琳的 Four legs hast thou, yet none are Rosaline's.
我要砍掉你的四条腿 在地上吃饭 I would cut off every one and eat upon the floor
只为瞥见一眼罗瑟琳美丽的膝盖 for but one glance at Rosaline's sweet knees.
抱歉 但是这个小子绝对是一个疯子 I'm sorry, but this bloke's a total wankington.
你得谅解他的年轻和激情 You must make allowance for his youth and ardour.
诅咒这没有支撑罗瑟琳的地面 Curse the floor that doth not support Rosaline.
诅咒这没有庇护罗瑟琳的天花板 Curse the ceiling that doth not shelter Rosaline.
诅咒这没有服侍罗瑟琳的奴隶 Curse the bondsman that doth not serve Rosaline.
好吧 也许他是有点神经 Well, maybe he's a bit of a wankington.
小子 你是谁? Sirrah, who are you?
我是威廉·莎士比亚 弗洛里安先生 My name is Will Shakespeare, Master Florian.
我的使命就是 And I've been charged with
一直到你上大学之前确保你的安全 keeping you safe till you go to university.
不用 Never.
我会立马离开这里 I will leave this place at once
然后把世界翻个底朝天直到找到我的罗瑟琳 and search the world until I find my Rosaline.
我恐怕那是不可能的 I'm afraid that's out of the question.
那我就自杀 Then I will kill myself.
罗瑟琳 罗瑟琳! Rosaline, Rosaline!
为什么你偏偏是罗瑟琳呢? Wherefore art thou Rosaline?
莎士比亚先生 我背了一句朱丽叶的台词 Mr Shakespeare, I've learned one of Juliet's speeches,
如果你让我展示... and if you'll just let me show you what I...
凯特 我真的 真的很忙! Kate, I'm really, really busy!
"姓名本来是没有意义的 不是吗? "What's in a name?
我们称之为玫瑰的这一种花 That which we call a rose
要是换了个名字 它的香味还是同样的芬芳" By any other name would smell as sweet."
- 不是现在 凯特! - 对不起 - Not now, Kate! - Sorry.
现在 弗洛里安先生 别犯傻了 Now, Master Florian, don't be foolish.
你必须忘了罗瑟琳 You're going to have to put Rosaline out of your mind.
罗瑟琳? Rosaline?
这个讨厌的罗瑟琳荡妇是谁? Who's this foul trollop Rosaline?
是谁 我以为她是你的爱人 Why, your love, I thought.
凯特... Kate...
凯特才是我的爱人 我除了凯特谁都不爱 Kate be my love. I will love none but my Kate.
凯特? 你... 你... Kate? You... You...
是说我们的那个凯特吗? You mean, our Kate?
她呼吸的地方 鲜花盛开 Where she breathes, flowers bloom.
她唱歌的地方 精灵起舞 Where she sings, pixies dance.
就连她胃胀气时放的屁 Her most blowingly flatulent fartle-barfle
都比阿拉伯半岛上所有的香料芬芳! be more sweetly scented than all the perfumes of Arabia!
好吧 你这话肯定不对 Well, you see, you're wrong there.
她的确是一个漂亮姑娘 She's not a bad-looking bird,
但是我告诉你 but let me tell you,
如果她真在房间里放了那么一个 if she leaves one hanging in a room,
一小时后你还闻得到呢 you're still chewing on it an hour later.
我的凯特让蜡烛闪耀光芒 My Kate does teach the candles to burn bright.
凯特 凯特! Kate, Kate!
哎呀! 我得把他说的这些记下来 Zounds! I've got to get some of this stuff down.
他是我的罗密欧 是吧? He is my Romeo, all right?
而且有点幸运的是 And what a bit of luck,
他对我们的凯特那么激动! him going all diddly-doodah over our Kate!
我们本是他的狱卒 We'd thought to be his jailer
但是再坚固的镣铐还能比爱情 but what better chains to keep him close
更能拴得住他吗? than those of love?
莎士比亚先生... Mr Shakespeare...
刚刚发生了一件特有趣的事情 Something quite interesting has just happened.
我知道 凯特 弗洛里安先生对你有好感 Yes, I know, Kate. Master Florian has taken a shine to you.
你就陪他玩一个星期 可以吗? Just string him along for a week, will you?
让他在你的阳台下唱歌 Let him sing beneath your balcony,
给你写十四行诗 什么的 write you sonnets, that sort of thing.
我保证没什么大事的 I'm sure it's nothing serious.
它... It is...
是一件相当大的事情 quite serious.
他向我求婚了 He's asked me to marry him.
哦... Well...
哦 真感人... Well, that's very sweet...
结婚吗?! Marry?!
他不能娶你! He can't marry you!
罗瑟琳是爵士的女儿 Robert Greene thought
罗伯特·格林都觉得 Rosaline not good enough for his precious Florian
她配不上他的宝贝弗洛里安 and she be the daughter of a knight.
而你的母亲是给我洗裤子的! Your mum washes my puffling pants!
是的 但是又不是罗伯特·格林要娶我 Yes, but 'tis not Robert Greene who would marry me.
要娶我的人是弗洛里安 'Tis Florian.
而且如果他娶了我 And when he does,
我的身份可就大大地... my station will be somewhat elevated...
提升了 我可能会 considerably, I might add,
在你之上 above you own.
但是... 凯特 如果你嫁给弗洛里安 But... but, Kate, if you marry Florian,
他的叔叔会怪到我头上 his uncle will blame me
并永远不批准我的戏剧演出 and never license another of my plays.
嗯! 可这又不关我事 不是吗? Hmm! It's not my problem, though, is it?
尤其是因为你不让我扮演朱丽叶 Particularly since you won't let me play Juliet,
即使我那么有才华 even though I'd be brilliant,
而且那还是我的梦想 and it's my dream.
但是 凯特 你清楚地知道 But, Kate, you know very well
让女孩们做任何有趣的事情 that it is illegal
都是违法的行为 for girls to do anything interesting.
正因为如此... Thus...
我们唯一的出路就是结婚 our only recourse is to marry,
但是如果我们嫁得好 and if we can marry rich,
让那些傻瓜对我们一片痴心 那么... besotted idiots, then...
一切会变得更好 all the better.
宝特姆 我们必须阻止这场婚姻 Bottom, we have to stop this marriage.
我们必须转移那个男孩的注意力! We must distract the boy!
好的 不是什么难事 Well, that shouldn't be difficult.
那个好色的小娘娘腔喜欢一切穿裙子的 The randy little ponce fancies anything in a skirt.
说的没错 是的 That's right. Yes, of course.
所以... 所以我们只需要找到 So... so all we need to do is find
一个穿裙子的但是他肯定不能娶的人 someone in a skirt whom he definitely can't marry.
哦 天哪 太明显是谁了! Oh, my God, it's so obvious!
呜呼 先生们! Woo-hoo, masters!
看 我在这里! See, here I am!
索斯·奎克莉夫人 Mistress Sauce Quickly,
一个羞涩而顺从的年轻女仆 a shy but biddable young maid,
她非常成熟... who is all ripe...
且性感和伤感并存 and hot and drippy.
奏乐! Players!
# 她渴望她的真爱快乐 # # She that craves her true love's joy #
# 带着那 嘿 哦 那风和雨 # # With a hey, ho, the wind and the rain #
# 将为一个英俊的男孩竭尽全力 # # Will do the lot for a handsome boy #
# 对于女仆 她每天都为此发疯 # # For the maid, she bonkers every day. #
那么 弗洛里安先生? 你... Well, Master Florian? What...
你觉得索斯·奎克莉夫人怎么样? What think you of Mistress Sauce Quickly?
她有没有 Does she not make
让你的下半身颤抖 your loins tremble
让你的遮阴袋哭泣 "嗷呜 嗷呜"? and your codpiece cry, "Woof, woof"?
你瞎了吗? Are you blind?
她看起来像是一个穿裙子的男人! She looks like a man in a dress!
而且 我是为凯特而来 Besides, I am spoken for my Kate.
但是凯特结婚之前都要保持贞洁... Ah, but Kate be pure and chaste till wed...
然而索斯·奎克莉夫人许诺 while Mistress Sauce Quickly doth promise
晚饭前和你做很多事情呢 the lot before dinner.
这倒不错 Not a bad point, actually.
亲爱的 晚安! Sweet, good night!
这爱情的花蕾 经过夏日的暖风吹拂 This bud of love by summer's ripening breath
在我们下次相见的时候会开出绚烂的花朵 May prove a beauteous flower when next we meet.
再见 Good night.
晚安! Good night!
愿夜晚休憩的甜蜜 As sweet repose and rest
同时降临在你我二人的心头! Come to thy heart as that within my breast!
抱歉 索斯·奎克莉夫人 Sorry, Mistress Sauce Quickly,
我们就算了吧 凯特是我的唯一 that does it. Kate's the one for me.
我要站在凯特的阳台下 I shall stand beneath Kate's balcony
轻轻弹奏鲁特琴! and strum my lute!
如果这是一个比喻 别让守门人逮到你 If that's a figure of speech, don't let the watchman catch you.
哦 那样的话 我就给她放点音乐 Oh, well, in that case, perhaps I'll just play her some music.
我应该生气 你那样偷窃我的台词 I should be angry with you for pinching my lines like that.
但是你真的演绎的很好 But you did do them rather well.
诗篇太美了 The verse is so beautiful.
听着 凯特 听起来很疯狂 Look, Kate, crazy as it sounds,
或许由一个女孩来出演朱丽叶 效果更好 perhaps Juliet would be better played by a girl.
所以... And so...
如果我在某个时刻想尝试 我只是说尝试 If I were at some point to try, and I only say "Try",
帮助你成为一个演员 to help you become an actor,
还是你更愿意嫁给一个变态时髦的男孩呢? would you prefer that to marrying a pervy posh boy?
哦 莎士比亚先生 Oh, Mr Shakespeare,
你知道我愿意演戏! 但是... you know I would! But...
但是我已经答应了他的求婚 But I am promised now,
这在法律上具有约束力 and that is binding in law.
那好吧 那么 我们必须想一个办法 Well, then, we must come
让他放弃你们的婚约 up with a plan to get this boy to give you up.
现在我有更好的人选 And I've got a corker.
比涂着口红的中年男人还好吗? Even better than a middle-aged man in lipstick?
当然比那好 Yes. Even better than that.
晚上好 药剂师 Good e'en, old apothecary.
晚上好 先生 这么晚来做生意 Good e'en, my master. A dark night for business.
或许是见不得人的生意? Perhaps thy business be dark also?
是的 呃 我... 我想是有一点 Yes, well, I... I suppose it is a bit.
我的... 一个朋友爱这个女孩... My... friend loves this girl...
我明白 先生 I see, my master.
这个"朋友"弄脏了悬挂的阴囊 And this "Friend" Has a spotted cod-dangle
还流出暧昧的液体? and a murky discharge?
并不是 Not at all.
你用蝙蝠的唾液和山羊的鼻涕擦在你的... You take bat spit and goat snot and rub upon your...
我是说 你的朋友的... I mean, your friend's...
药剂师 我不是染了瘟疫 Apothecary, I be not poxed.
我只是需要一副简单的药剂 I just need a simple potion
让一个人看起来像是死了 that will render a person seemingly dead
但是在适当的时刻 他们会完全恢复 but from which they will fully recover at the appropriate moment.
我们有"装死"这副药剂 Well, we have Play Dead.
或者你可以买我自己调配的混合物 Or else you could buy my own
效果完全相同 brand of the mixture, which is exactly the same
但是价格便宜一半 but half the price.
我... 我认为我还是买 Hm, I... I think I'll stick to
人尽皆知的品牌吧 谢谢 the popular brand, thank you.
我很乐意为公众品牌塑造的那种朦胧的舒适感 I'm happy to pay a little more for the nebulous sense of comfort
多付一点钱 that a public brand imbues.
弗洛里安先生! Master Florian!
我从你的真爱凯特那里带回来一个消息 I come with a message from your true love, Kate.
小子 如果你说是凯特说的话 Why, sirrah, if you speak Kate's words,
那你就是她的嘴 then you are her mouth.
不完全是 Er, not really.
那我必须要亲吻它 And so must I kiss thee.
不 我还没有同意! No, this is not consensual!
天哪! God!
你的口气臭得简直就像吃过屎一样 Your breath doth stink like you dine on dung.
说完你带的消息然后走吧 Deliver your message and be gone.
凯特小姐已经去了当地的教堂 Mistress Kate has gone to the local chapel.
她的表情忧郁而且疯狂 Her countenance was dark and wild.
恐怕一些疯狂的事情发生在她身上了 I fear some madness is come upon her.
她呼唤着你 先生 快点去吧 以免太晚 She called for you, master. Hurry lest you be too late.
地穴
好了 凯特 大口喝了这副药 Right, Kate, you swig the potion,
弗洛里安找到你的时候 Florian finds you,
认为你死了 然后取消婚约 thinks you dead and breaks off the engagement.
我看不出怎么可能出错 I can't see how it can possibly go wrong.
为了演朱丽叶... Well, to play Juliet...
小点声 他来了! But soft, he comes!
好黑 So dark.
恐怕我的爱人不在这里 I fear my love's not here,
她的明亮的眼睛会是黑暗中的一盏灯 for surely her bright eyes would be a lantern in the gloom.
- 不是 - 嘘! - Knob. - Shh!
这是什么? What's this?
我的凯特冷冰冰的躺在这里 My Kate lies cold.
她睡着了吗? Does she sleep?
不 她死了! No, she is dead!
现在他要说 "哦 倒霉 Now will he say, "Oh, well, bad luck.
我只能忘了她 去剑桥上学了" "I'll just have to forget about her and go to Cambridge."
毒药 Poisoned.
被毒药毒死的说? Dead from poison?
死了! Dead!
"有失就有得 剑桥有大把的骚货" "Oh, well, win some, lose some, plenty more totty in Cambridge."
如果凯特死了 那么 弗洛里安也不活了 If Kate be dead, then Florian need not live.
也许她的唇上还有残余的毒液 Perchance some trace of poison does linger on her lips.
一个吻我们便能共赴死亡 A kiss and I will share her fate.
天啊 Blimey.
他对凯特的感情比我想象中的要认真些 He's taking it a bit harder than I expected.
然而一滴也没有剩余 And yet no friendly drop remains.
也许她已经刷过牙 Perchance she did brush her teeth
并在喝下它后漱口了 and then gargle after drinking it.
既然如此... Thus...
我将用匕首自杀! with a dagger I die!
不 不 她... 她没死! No, no. She... She be not dead!
这个毒药只是让她假死 The potion only made her seem dead.
不久之后她就会醒过来! She'll wake up any second!
为时过晚! Bolingbrokes!
他死了 He dies.
一颗高贵的心碎了! Now cracks a noble heart!
晚安 小白痴 Good night, sweet idiot.
你的心胸虽宽广 Thy heart was big,
脑袋却... 小巧愚笨 thy brain... tiny.
哦! 我醒过来了 Soft! I wake.
计划有用吗? Did the plan work?
弗洛里安有没有发现我的尸体 Did Florian find my still body,
认为我已经死了 think me dead
然后头也不回地去了剑桥? and depart for Cambridge with a shrug?
呃 至少有两个完成的不错 Well, two out of three ain't bad.
好吧 嗯 别慌 我们能解决这件事情 Right, good. Don't panic, we can deal with this.
只要有另一个绝妙的计划就行了 We just need another brilliant plan.
欢迎 格林先生 Welcome, Master Greene,
来到小弗洛里安的告别宴 to young Florian's farewell feast.
伯比奇和他的剧团还有索斯奎克莉夫人 Burbage and his company and Mistress Sauce Quickly
也加入了我们 have joined us
让这个晚上更加热闹 to make of it a merry evening.
好极了 好极了 Excellent, excellent.
来吧 弗洛里安 来拥抱你的叔叔! Come, Florian, embrace your uncle!
他看起来像个半死的人 He looks half dead.
他就是 格林先生 他就是 He is, Master Greene. He is.
昨晚我和弗洛里安开了个不好的玩笑 I did a bit of serious roistering with young Flozza last night.
很多的蚝 很多的酒! Buckets of oysters, barrels of ale!
来 小子 握个手 Come, sirrah, your hand.
好小子 Good lad.
冰凉 僵硬 坚定... Cold, stiff, unbending...
一个绅士该有的样子 just as a gentleman should be.
晚餐已经准备好了 先生们 Dinner is served, my masters.
就座吗? Shall we?
所以我对约翰·赫明说... So I said to Johnny Heminges...
一个迷人善良的演员... lovely actor, sweet, sweet man...
约翰史蒂尔的喜剧
我问他 "你以前出演过格顿婆的缝衣针吗" I said to Johnny, "Have you ever played Gammer Gurton's Needle"?
他说 "我演过格顿婆 He said, "I've played Gammer Gurton,
伙计 不过那个缝衣针是道具!" ducky, but the needle came from props!"
棒极了 伯比奇! Brilliant, Burbage!
我总说没有什么比演员 I always say there's nothing more fascinating
谈论他们自己更好玩儿的了! than actors talking about themselves!
再多说些! Tell us more!
弗洛里安怎么了? 他怎么不吃东西 What about Florian? Thou hast not touched thy food.
贵族男孩们应该在别人挨饿的时候 Posh boys must quaff and gorge
开怀畅饮 大快朵颐 whilst others starve.
快瞒不下去了 使出最后一招吧 Can't keep this up much longer. Let's go for it.
告诉我 弗洛里安 你见过美丽的罗瑟琳了吗 Tell me, Florian, have you seen anything of the fair Rosaline
那个你以前深爱的女孩? who once you did love so well?
罗瑟琳? 谁是罗瑟琳?! Rosaline? Who is Rosaline?!
你说过你爱的是我! 你的凯特! You said you loved me! Your Kate!
凯特? 亲爱的凯特? Kate? Love Kate?
他说过他爱的是我! Thou said thou didst love me!
你的索斯·奎克莉夫人 Your Mistress Sauce Quickly.
好极了 伙计! 喧闹作乐 Bravo, lad! I see you've been roistering,
这才是一个剑桥大学生的样子 as a varsity man should.
还有 莎士比亚先生 And, Master Shakespeare,
看起来你已经治好了 it seems you have cured
我的侄子的那些对浪漫的愚蠢想法 my nephew of all silly notions of romance.
呃 没错 的确可以这么说 Well, yes, I think you could say we've done that.
好极了 Bra-vo.
不过现在是怎么回事? But look now, what's this?
他怎么晕在盘子上了 Why, he's passed out in his plate.
你们一定认为他已经在剑桥了啊! You'd think he was at Cambridge already!
雅芳河畔斯特拉特福
我们把他送去了剑桥 毫无意外 We took him to Cambridge, where, not surprisingly,
他们发现他冰冷 不肯配合 they found him cold, unco-operative
还想在不努力又没天分的情况下得到晋升 and expecting advancement without effort or talent.
总而言之 英国权贵人物里完美的一员 In short, a perfect member of the English Establishment.
虽然他的尸体会在毕业之前慢慢腐烂 Although he will have decomposed long before he graduates,
我觉得他会得第一 I imagine he'll get a first.
令人惊叹的历险记 老公 Amazing tale, husband.
尤其是女仆让自己在墓穴中假死 Particularly the bit about the maid drugging herself in a tomb,
只为了让她的爱人以为她死了 only for her young lover to think
并在她醒来之前自杀 her dead and killing himself before she wakes up.
没错 Yes.
要是我能这么容易想出自己戏剧的结局就好了 If only I could think of an ending for my play as easily.
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