新贵 第一季第二集
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翻译： Poppins Trist MioMio Kate 路子1126 张小卷er 臭屁妞
人生如戏
雅芳河畔斯特拉特福
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忘恩负义的婊子! Ingrate whore!
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校对： 爽爷 后期： Poppins
散发恶臭的娼妇! Stinksome strumpet!
内心满是邪恶和虚假! Foul and false be thy black heart!
但是红色的鲜血将成为你的寿衣! But blood-red will be thy shroud!
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爸爸 该你说台词了 Dad, it's your line.
找个女人读吧 Get one of the women to read it.
无奈这里的两个女人都不认字 Neither of the women can read.
就算我认字 我也不读 不屑于此等平凡之事 I wouldn't if I could. It's a common business.
那么 就让苏珊娜读吧 Well, then, get Susanna to read it.
不然你教她认字还有什么用 Can't think why else you taught her.
让苏帮忙毫无卵用 她正值青春年少 There's no point asking Sue for help. She be of teening years
她就是一个喜怒无常的小婊砸 and thus a grumpy little bitchington.
不过我真不知道 你写这些新的剧本做什么 I don't why you have to write these new plays, anyway.
之前的剧本呢? 哑剧呢? What's wrong with the old plays? The mumming plays?
戏院改革 爸爸 Theatre's moving on, Dad.
莎士比亚喜剧
在无序之皇这个剧里 就只有那么多笑点 There's only so many times you can laugh at the Lord of Misrule
圣乔治用叮当作响的棒子 whacking the naughty Turk
敲打那群淘气的土耳其人时... with a jingly stick...
不小心... 露出了他的屁股 while... while St George shows the dragon his bottom.
这个梗 我见一次笑一次 Gets me every time, that one.
威廉在努力写剧本好吗 Will is trying to do his play,
不管你信不信 which, believe it or not,
连我自己都全身心投入其中 I'm actually following.
来吧 亲爱的 莉兹女王 Come on, love. Queen Liz is
在威胁塔楼里的玛丽女王 threatening Queen Mary in the Tower.
当然 Absolutely.
是的 好的 继续 Right, yes, here we go.
红色的鲜血将成为你的寿衣! Blood-red will be thy shroud!
然后一位贵族跑了进来... And then a nobleman rushes in...
陛下 求求你 Majesty, I beseech thee,
这样一场谋杀不应由女王来做! must not a queen this murder do!
不应该是 Shouldn't that be,
"女王不应该来做这样一场谋杀"吗? "A queen must not do this murder"?
是的 的确 但是我总觉得 把词语换换位置 Well, yes, it should, but I always think a sentence sounds better
能让句子听起来悦耳一点 if you mix up the words a bit.
这可是我的绝招之一 It's one of my best tricks.
我听起来可真费力 Sounds really try-hard to me.
或者用更诗意的方法表述 Or, put more poetically,
可真费力 我听起来 to me sounds hard try really.
是吧? 好多了吧 See? Much better.
伊丽莎白女王并没有 Queen Elizabeth didn't
亲自动手砍下玛丽的头 你个蠢货 chop Mary's head off herself, you daft worzel.
她是在福瑟陵格被砍的头 She were topped at Fotheringhay.
老太爷提出的砍头这个问题是正确的 Grandad is right about the beheading.
莉兹女王并没有亲自动手 Queen Liz never done it.
我知道 亲爱的 事实我也清楚 Yes, my love. I am aware of the facts
但是作为一名编剧 but as a dramatist,
我认为 一个拿着斧头的胖男人 I take the view that a fat man with an axe
说一句"闭上眼 亲爱的" ... saying, "Close your eyes, love,"...
然后咔的一声! thwack!
并没有冷酷的莉兹 isn't quite as compelling theatre
无情地扇着可爱的苏格兰亲戚那么引人注目 as frigid Liz bitch-slapping her cutesome Caledonian cuz Mary
这是一幕女王对战女王的戏码 in a bit of queen-on-queen action.
真诡异 爸爸! So creepy, Dad!
确实有点诡异 你应该能写出更好的 亲爱的 It does sound a bit creepy. You're better than that, duck.
听着 姑娘们 我在娱乐行业工作 Look, I work in show business, girls.
出卖色相! 我们需要饭桶们坐在座位上看戏 Sex sells! We need bums on seats.
或者是 在这部戏剧中 Or, in this case,
需要饭桶登上皇位... bum on throne...
因为... 记住这一点... because... mark this...
女王陛下已经吩咐伯比奇 Her Majesty has commanded Burbage
为她的宴会准备一个剧本 to produce a play for her feast
在雷明顿前夜后的第三个周日上演 on the third Sunday after Lammington Eve.
女王陛下? 逼格真高 The Queen? That is posh.
这就是我在写伊丽莎白一世 Which is why I'm writing
和她那叛徒亲戚的历史的原因 my history of Gloriana and her traitorous cuz.
这绝对能好好地拍拍女王的马屁了 It doth flatter Her Majesty most shamelessly.
好了 现在我可以继续了吧 Now can I please get on.
我回家里来 就是想安宁一点 I only came home for some peace
写完我的剧本 还有... and quiet so that I can finish my play and...
我的羽毛笔在哪里? where is my quill?
难道我又要从鸡屁股上扯一根下来吗? Or must I pluck another from the chicken's ass?
你敢 咯咯夫人多么楚楚可怜 Don't you dare, poor Mistress Clucky.
你只要带着灵感回了家 Whenever you come home with the muse upon you,
我们一周就没有鸡蛋吃 we get no eggs for a week.
她的屁股比你的头还秃得快 Her arse be going balder faster than your bonce.
人家才不是秃头呢... I am not going bald...
人家只是眉毛长得比较低而已 I have low eyebrows.
我的胸器还没有下垂呢... And my dumplings aren't droopy...
只是肚脐长得超级高而已 I've just got a very high belly button
闭嘴 妈妈 你真恶心 Ooh, shut up, Mum. You're so gross.
你把羽毛笔落在桌子上面 给你 Here's your quill on the table, where you left it.
哦 亲爱的 你真神奇 不管我丢了什么 Oh, wondrous wife. Whene'er I lose a thing,
你总是能知道在哪里 you always know its place.
这可不是什么奇妙的事情 亲爱的 Not so much as being wondrous, doll,
我只不过不是一个丢了东西找不着的笨蛋而已 as not being a clueless, futtocking arse-mungel.
你是一个普通的女人 安妮·莎士比亚 You're a common woman, Anne Shakespeare,
一个非常普通的女人 a very common woman!
不过 为什么你想写一个 Why do you want to write
苏格兰玛丽的故事呢? about Scotch Mary, anyway?
是的 爸爸 Yeah, Dad.
为什么你不写一个普通人的故事? Why don't you write a play about normal people?
因为普通人很无聊 Because normal people are boring.
人们想要看上流社会的生活 The crowd wants plays about posh people.
他们想看一帮 They want gangs of
以地方命名的公爵们 到处游走 geographically named dukes who wander on at random
说着"快来 苏塞克斯 牛津 and say, "Come, Sussex, Oxford
还有北安普顿!" and Northampton!"
"我们去找约克吧 然后跟萨里 康沃尔 "Let us to York, there to do battle with Surrey, Cornwall,
索利哈尔和贝辛斯托克决斗!" Solihull and Basingstoke!"
以上均为地名
人们可能会喜欢更真实一点的 People might enjoy something a bit more realistic.
现实生活也很戏剧化 There's plenty of drama in real life.
如果你想写悲剧 If you want to write tragedy,
为什么不写写瘟疫的事情呢? why not write about the plague?
瘟疫? The plague?
我都能想象人们聚集在一起 I can see people just flocking
看一部满是行尸走肉走来走去 to watch a drama about crowds of the living dead
肉体不断腐烂的戏剧的样子 wandering around with their flesh falling off
我会去看的 I'd go.
威廉的伦敦住所
凯撒 我求求你 今天不要去首都 Caesar, I beg you, go not to the capital today.
哀哉! 哀哉! 哀哉! " Woe! Woe! Woe! "
好的 你觉得怎么样? Right. What do you think?
说吧 我能经受得住 欢迎指教 Come on, I can take it. I welcome criticism.
说实话 糟糕透顶 It's crap, to be honest.
我知道 我知道 I know. I know.
我需要深入挖掘 进一步探索 I need to dig deeper, explore further.
真正去体会这个角色 Really feel the role.
凯特 放弃吧 你当不了演员的 Kate, drop it. You can't be an actor.
为什么? Why?
就因为我只是一个女房东的女儿吗? Because I'm only the landlady's daughter?
倒不是那个 你的声音听起来就不像一个女孩 It isn't that. You just don't sound like a girl.
但是我就是一个女孩 But I am a girl.
没错 但是你不能演一个女孩 亲爱的 Yeah, but you can't act one, love.
我们已经讨论过这个了 We've been through this.
这个角色需要的是一名男人 It takes a bloke.
女人不够聪明 Women aren't clever enough.
- 当个无知的女人真羞耻 - 你说什么? - Quae mihi quia ego stulta. - You what?
这是拉丁语 "当个无知的女人真羞耻" It's Latin for "Such a shame to be an ignorant woman".
忍忍吧 亲爱的 Live with it, love.
你好歹给我点表演建议行吗? Can you at least give me some performance notes?
好吧 首先 你的声音 All right. Well, your voice, for starters.
过于甜美 It's too nice.
这个角色的声音得是原始且尖利的 像这样 It needs to be all raw and squeaky, like this.
"凯撒 我求求你 今天不要去首都" "Caesar, I beg you, go not into the capital today."
好吧 那从我的体型上看呢? Well, what about my physicality?
毫无疑问至少我走路像一个女孩吧? Surely at least I move like a girl?
好吧 我猜 Well, I suppose.
有点像 虽然如果在你的紧身胸衣里 A bit. Although it'd be better with
挂两个半个椰子就更好了 two half-coconuts shoved down your bodice.
除非它们装不进去 不是吗? Except they wouldn't fit, would they?
因为你的真胸没有给假胸预留位置 No room for falsies cos of your realies.
多么残酷的讽刺 Such curel irony.
啊 凯特! 你在这里吗? 太好了 Ah, Kate! Are you here? Splendid.
宝特姆 麦芽酒和馅饼 Bottom, ale and pie.
你再说句早安就更好了 Good morrow'd be nice.
哦 糟糕的旅程 Oh, terrible journey.
一个像同性恋的傻子 Some pasty-brained arse-mungel
决定卧轨自杀 decided to kill himself on the track.
哦 Ohh.
我讨厌那样 I hate that.
自私至极 跳湖去啊! So selfish. I mean, jump in a lake!
吃毒药啊! 用剑砍啊! Eat some hemlock! Fall on your sword!
用根柴火棍去激怒一头巨熊啊! Agitate a large bear with a small stick!
只要别当着我面把你自己扔在 Just don't throw yourself
我前面那个该死的车厢下面! under the bloody carriage in front of mine!
自私的混蛋 Selfish bastible.
他们没有封路吗? They didn't close the road?
他们当然封了那条该死的路! Of course they closed the bloody road!
看在上帝的份上 为什么? I mean, why, for God's sake?
到底什么原因? Just why?
那个人都死了 The man is dead.
一节相当大的车厢 There is a large cart
从他的胯部一直碾到他的头盖骨 track running from his crutch to his cranium.
勉强把他的残骸凑一凑然后放袋子里 Scrape him up and put him in a bag.
勉强把他的残骸凑一凑然后放袋子里就行了! Just scrape him up and put him in a bag!
但是 哦 不行 那意味着错过 But, oh, no. That would mean passing up
促使公众因挫败感而发疯的机会 the opportunity to drive the public insane with frustration
而且 面对事实 这是英国 and, let's face it, this is England,
所以那不会发生的 so that ain't gonna happen.
太让人失望了 So frustrating.
而且更糟的是 我们停滞的车厢 And to top it all, our stalled coach
还得载着乘客们 had to take on passengers
从那自私的混蛋猛摔进的那条轨道上驶过 from the one under which the selfish bastible had hurled himself.
突然间 我发现我自己挤在一个俗气的 Suddenly, I find myself squeezed next to an oafish groundling
全程都在抚摸他的小猪的笨蛋旁边 who spent the entire journey stroking his porker.
我猜那是在消磨时间 I suppose it passes the time.
一头猪 宝特姆 一头猪 A pig, Bottom. A pig.
他把培根带回家作为他的女儿的嫁妆 He did carry home bacon for his daughter's dowry,
还有虱蚤在那头猪的身上爬来爬去 and the beast crawled with vermin.
一头猪身上带着的跳蚤多得就像 'Twas not so much a pig that had fleas
是跳蚤们带了一头猪一样可是不多见的! as fleas that had a pig!
我常常一边脚踩跳蚤 Whenever I crush fleas,
一边练习舞蹈 I always use the time to practise my dancing.
如你所知 音乐和舞蹈是演员们的基本能力 As you know, music and dance are key skills for actors.
凯特... Kate...
赶紧停下来 Stop it now.
我们一周要讨论这个问题十七次 We go through this 17 times a week.
我知道我说过我会帮忙 I know I've said I'd help
但是你当不了演员 but you can't be an actor.
你是一个女孩 You're a girl.
你把椰子放在哪里呢? Where would you put the coconuts?
我早说过了 That's what I said.
太不公平了! So unfair!
大家早安! 我自己进来了 Morning, all! Let myself in.
像去我想去的地方一样 越来越容易了 Kind of go where I please. It's just easier.
哦 基特! 不 不 永远欢迎你来! 永远 Oh, Kit! No, no. Always welcome! Always.
- 早安 马洛先生 - 凯特小姐 - Good morrow, Mr Marlowe. - Mistress Kate.
- 随便些 别客气 - 好的 - Make yourself at home. - Yeah, did that.
见到你太棒了 基特 It's brilliant to see you, Kit.
你那么酷又那么自信 You're so cool and confident.
跟你做朋友常常 Being your mate always
让我觉得自己也挺酷挺自信 makes me feel a bit more cool and confident.
当然了 那么 坊间传言你在写另一部戏剧 Of course it does. So, whisper is you're writing another play.
好好工作 老兄 我都不知道你哪儿来的精力 Good work, that man. I can't think how you find the energy.
事实上 我在写少年情事的同时 Actually, I have several on the go at present,
眼下也在忙着其他几个剧本 alongside my teen romance.
大多都只是构思而已 Mainly just ideas.
驯鼠记 The Taming Of The Vole,
The Taming Of The Shrew
是我非常喜欢的一部 which I quite like.
实际为《驯悍记》 莎士比亚早期喜剧
维罗纳十七绅士 Seventeen Gentlemen Of Verona.
Two Gentlemen Of Verona
那... 那部需要删减 That... That needs trimming.
实际为《维罗纳二绅士》 莎士比亚早期喜剧
仲夏夜的离奇怪谈 A Midsummer Night's Whimsical Old Tosh.
不过还需要一点儿灵感 Still looking for the big idea there.
我早告诉过你 直接叫仲夏夜之梦就行了 I've told you. Just say it's a dream.
如果说它是一个梦的话 You can get away with any old dung-balls
就不用管那些陈词滥调了 if you say it's a dream.
说的真对 宝特姆 Exactly, Bottom.
希望在用这种懒惰的借口之前 我的羽毛笔 And I hope my quill does wither on Miss Clucky's arse
已经在克拉鸡的屁股上枯萎了 before I resort to such a lazy cop-out.
Honeydew Inc公司的吉祥物
现在说的都是一些不怎么样的剧本 It's all a bit "So what?"
还有别的吗 威廉? So far, Will. You got any more?
吉尔福德的商人? The Merchant Of Guildford?
- 算是不错的吧 - 不算 - Kind of works. - Kind of doesn't.
错误的喜剧 A Not Very Funny Story About Errors.
啊 Ouch.
当然 他们都还需要加工 They all need work, of course,
不过我已经写完一部了 而且我觉得写的很好 but I have one finished, and I'm really pleased with it.
苏格兰女王玛丽的悲惨历史 The Tragical History Of Mary, Queen Of Scots.
哦 来说说这个吧! 我喜欢这个 Oh, yes, now we're talking! I'm loving that.
还是一个女人戏份很多的剧本 And such a strong part for a woman.
你是指 男人扮演的女人 You mean, for a man playing a woman.
显然女人是不能演戏的 Women can't act, obviously.
我就是这样告诉她的 That's what I said.
- 不然把椰子放在哪里? - 没有地方! - Where would you put the coconuts? - No room!
特指男人扮演女人时需要在胸前放椰子
求求你了 莎士比亚先生 Please, Mr Shakespeare.
我会很努力的 I would work so hard.
我知道我只是一个无知的女人 I know I am only an ignorant woman
但是我读过《苏格兰教会史》 but I have read Historia Gentis Scotorum
苏格兰学者兼历史学家托马斯邓普斯特所著
所以我了解一些斯图尔特王朝女王背后的故事 and so know something of the Stuart queen's back story.
斯图尔特王朝曾统治过英格兰 爱尔兰 苏格兰
一个聪明却思想危险的女孩 凯特 A clever girl's an ugly girl, Kate.
凯特 就这样吧 Kate, let it lie.
女人是不允许演戏的 Women are not allowed to act.
生活在一个没有女权的时代真是太痛苦了! It's so cruel to live in times when women are denied everything!
小妞们 哈? Birds, eh?
感情用事 So emotional.
她们只是二等公民 不要理会她们 They're second-class citizens. Get over it.
无论如何 基特 我在和你说我的新剧本 Anyway, Kit, I was telling you about my new play.
它会被呈递给皇后郡雷维尔的领主 It is to be presented to the Master of the Revels
当时的戏剧审查机构
有可能会在女王陛下面前演出 that it may be performed before Her Majesty.
哦 是的! 那真是太好了! Oh, yes! That'll be great!
不过如果由我来呈递的话可能会更好 Except probably better if I presented it.
只是一个建议 Just a thought.
又来了 先生 坚定点儿 Here we go, Master. Be strong.
马洛 我告诉过你 我不会再为你写剧本了 Marlowe, I've told you, I'm not writing you any more plays.
克里斯托弗·马洛 英国剧作家 诗人
别这样 威廉 Come on, Will.
你欠我的 当初可是我 You owe me. It's me that got your
把你的作品带到公众面前的 work before the public in the first place.
写的却是你自己的名字 By sticking your name on it!
没有其他办法了 你当时算什么? It was the only way. What were you?
一个刚从农村来的流浪汉 A country bum-snot fresh off the coach.
没人把你当回事儿 Nobody took you seriously.
没错 Exactly.
把《帖木儿》和《浮士德博士的悲剧》 I was but a jobbing actor when I gave you
有学者质疑莎士比亚的巨作实际上是由马洛代笔
给你的时候 我只是一个临时演员 Tamburlaine and Doctor Faustus,
但是现在我想为自己的作品赢得荣誉 but now I want credit for my own work.
你有点儿自私 威廉 A bit selfish, Will.
这让我不太高兴 Not very attractive.
基特 讲点道理 我的作品是独具特色的 Kit, be reasonable. Mine is a unique voice.
我看是奇葩 Well, unique-ish. I mean,
你只不过是堆砌辞藻而已 all you really do is jumble up the words.
呃 我... 我承认 Well, I... I admit,
我的确是写了一些堆砌辞藻的东西 I do do a fair bit of word-jumbling,
但是我并不为此感到羞愧 and I'm not apologising for that,
不过同时 我也创造了语言 but also, I create language,
创造了一些我确信会在将来 inventing phrases that I'm sure one day
变成常见用法的表达 看看这里 will be in common usage. Look here.
玛丽·斯图亚特 下过两次地狱 Mary Stuart, who is twice damned,
- 既是苏格兰人又是法国人... - 嗯 - being both Scottish and French... - Hmm.
.. 我给她起了个绰号 .. she I have dubbed
青蛙佬 a frog-jock.
frog对法国人的蔑称 jock对苏格兰人的蔑称
哦 Ooh.
十分恰当 写得真不错 Fair play. That is pretty good.
正是我本应该写出来的台词 That's just the sort of line I should have written.
额 可是你没写出来 Hmm. But you didn't.
别这么斤斤计较 威廉 显得你很小气 Don't quibble, Will. It makes you look small.
来吧 给我一个剧本 Come on. Give us a play.
因为你 所有人都觉得我是一个伟大的诗人 Because of you, everyone thinks I'm this brilliant poet guy
但是实际上 我连和"纯洁"押韵的... when, actually, I couldn't be bothered to rhyme "Dove" With...
看到了吗? See?
彻底失去兴趣 Lost interest already.
我根本无法胜任韵诗 Verse is just not my gig.
那你为什么这么在乎 But why do you care
别人觉得你是不是一个诗人? that people think you're a poet?
你... 你是一个有名的喜剧家 Y... You're a famous roister.
这个城市最受欢迎的人 The most popular man in the city.
你的名字就像唇疱疹 Your name is like a cold sore.
什么? Pardon?
在每个人的嘴唇上 It's on everybody's lips.
这个有点儿差劲 先生 Bit rubbish, that one, Master.
听着 宝特姆 即兴创作而已 Look, Bottom, improvisation needs
这种情况就没必要在意 a non-critical environment to flourish.
如果连仆人都要责问的话 我简直无法承受 You can't do it if you're getting heckled by your servant.
你应该更男人点儿 喜剧是一个很难的行业 You need to man up. Comedy's a tough game.
观众和你是敌对的 It's adversarial.
我只是觉得没有这个必要 I just don't think it needs to be.
别这样 威廉 Come on, Will.
你完全知道我为什么需要你写的诗 You totally know why I need this poet thing.
这是我的伪装 It's my cover.
哦 是的 我知道 我忘了 Oh, yes, of course. I was forgetting.
你是一个地下代理人 You're a secret agent.
我是沃尔辛厄姆的特工之一 I'm one of Walsingham's men.
宣誓保卫王国 却一直隐在幕后 Sworn to defend the realm, yet forever in the shadows
我扮成四处闲逛的诗人 and so I play the gadsome poet
而我的秘密工作却关乎王国的命运 whilst on my secret work of vital national importance.
这份工作就是设陷抓住天主教徒 This work being the entrapping
然后烧死他们? and burning of Catholics?
- 当然 - 这至关重要 不是吗? - Absolutely. - And that's vitally important, is it?
看上去是这样 沃尔辛厄姆一直在说 Well, it seems to be. Walsingham never shuts up about it.
作为纳税人 我不禁迷惑 As a taxpayer, I can't help wondering
如果资源被利用在更有价值的事情上面 if the state might not be better employed
我们的王国是否会更好 expending its resources on other important works.
比方说 把路铺好 Building better roads, for instance,
或建设基本的管道工程 or some rudimentary urban plumbing.
你也只能想想 是吧? Well, you'd think, wouldn't you?
但是烧死天主教徒绝对是一件大事 But burning Catholics, that's definitely the big thing.
就像烧死新教徒 哪怕是对 Just as burning Protestants was the big thing
一个头戴皇冠途经英国的疯女人来说 of the last insane bint in a crown
也是件大事一样 who passed England's way.
是的 很奇怪 不是吗? Yes, weird, isn't it?
但是定规矩的不是我 But I don't make the rules.
我就是为了金钱 I'm just in it for the expense account
和洋妞 and the chance to chase foreign girls.
对不起 基特 Well, I'm sorry, Kit,
但是我不会帮你 but you're going to have
挥霍公款泡洋妞 to have exotic sex at the public's expense
我爱你 朋友 without my help. I love you, cuz,
但是我不会给你 我的青蛙佬这个剧本的 but I'm not giving you my frog-jock play,
没得商量 and that's final.
好吧 如果你不会就不会吧 Well, if you won't, you won't, I suppose.
写剧本不见得有多难 Writing plays can't be that hard.
也许我会抓一只鸡 自己写剧本 Maybe I'll just grab a chicken and write one myself.
拜托... 你绝对做不了诗人 Please... you'd be no poet.
如果你写剧本的话... 恐怕它会是 If you write a play, I... I fear it will be like that
发臭的却不是死鱼 which stinks but be not fish,
能肥化土地的却不是肥料 fertilises plants but be not compost,
消化过程的最后一个阶段 and is the last stage of the digestive process
却不是一杯美酒或一卷烟草 but be not a glass of port and a pipe of tobacco.
什么? Pardon?
他是说"垃圾" He means "Crap".
时间长了你就习惯了 You get used to him over time.
我们等着看好了 别放心上 我去酒馆了 Well, we'll see. No hard feelings. Right, I'm for the tavern.
我爱你 伙计 I love you loads.
我真不想拒绝 I hated saying no.
他可是一个好小伙 He's such a great bloke.
- 他利用了你 - 他是我的兄弟 - He uses you. - He's a mate.
- 你是他的奴隶 - 我不是他的奴隶! - You're his bitch. - I am not his bitch!
你是 但是因为你太善良了 你看不出来 You are, but you can't see it cos you're too nice.
还有就是 他放弃得太轻易了 What's more, he gave up too easy.
他绝对有阴谋 我不相信他 He's up to something. I don't trust him.
胡说八道 宝特姆 Nonsense, Bottom.
基特是我的兄弟 Kit's my mate.
他绝对不会在我背后使绊子 He would never plot against me.
是时候捍卫自己的权力 凯特 It's time you stood up for yourself, Kate.
马洛先生 莎士比亚先生是我的朋友 Mr Marlowe, Mr Shakespeare is my friend.
我不能背叛他 I can't betray him.
你情愿背叛自己的性别吗? Would you rather betray your own sex?
如果威廉把剧本给我 我会挑战法律 If Will's play were mine, I'd defy the law
让你饰演青蛙佬皇后 and let you play the frog-jock queen.
- 你真能让我成为演员吗? - 当然 - You'd really make me an actor? - Absolutely.
想象一下... 谢幕的场景 精致的晚餐 Imagine it... the curtain calls, the lovely little suppers,
不仅能永远远离贫穷和不平等 the licence to bang on endlessly about poverty and inequality
还能像男人一样挣大钱! whilst trousering a golden purse!
更重要的是 And even more important than that,
有机会成为强大的女性 证明女性是强大的 the chance to be a strong woman and prove that women are strong.
当然 Absolutely.
特别是女性演员 Particularly women actors,
我猜想会真的特别特别强大 who I imagine will be very, very strong indeed
并且坚信女性是强大的 and believe strongly in the fact that women are strong.
- 当然 绝对是 - 合作愉快 - For sure. Totally. - I'll do it.
好姑娘 Good girl.
但是我要把椰子放在哪里? But where will I put the coconuts?
一次解决一个问题 One problem at a time.
宝特姆 就是今天 Well, Bottom, today's the day.
啊? Eh?
诗人罗伯特·格林 皇后郡雷维尔的领主 The poet Robert Greene, who is Master of the Queen's Revels,
就要来拿我精彩的剧本了 is coming to collect my brilliant play
青蛙佬玛丽 穿裙子的暴躁的野蛮人的女王 Frog-Jock Mary, Queen Of Gingery Savages In Skirts.
莎大天才 Ah, Master Shaky-Talent.
抱歉 我叫你莎大天才了吗? I'm sorry. Did I say Shaky-Talent?
我是说 莎士比亚 I meant, of course, Shakespeare,
尽管舌头常常会泄露内心的真实想法 although oft the tongue will tattle what the heart would hide.
确实 你这个得意洋洋 高傲的瘟疫脓包 Oft indeed, you preening, supercilious plague pustule.
哦! 看见了吗? Oops! You see?
不由自主 I'm doing it now.
好了 说正事 小子 But enough of such merriment, sirrah.
雷明顿前夜后的第三个周日 The third Sunday after Lammington Eve approaches.
你说你写了一部戏剧 You sent word that you have written a play.
没有和人合作 全是你一个人写的 Not even a collaboration, but all by yourself.
你听上去很吃惊 格林先生 You sound surprised, Master Greene.
只是所有伦敦的诗人都是大学生 Well, 'tis only that all London's poets are university men
基德 纳什 博蒙特 马洛 Kyd, Nashe, Beaumont, Marlowe,
还有我本人 mine own humble self,
而你只是一个乡村无业游民 while you, sir, are a country bum-snot
雅芳河畔的乡巴佬 and oik of Avon,
乡村学校的污点 a town-school spotty-grotty.
所以我就像丰满有料的村妇露出的过分的乳沟 And so am I like the fulsome cleavage of a buxom, saucing wench.
什么意思? Meaning?
太看不起人 Much looked down upon.
我喜欢这个说法 先生 I like that one, Master.
好样的 That works.
阿尔比恩的灾难! Woe to Albion!
英格兰的雅称
帝王岛上人才济济 This sceptred isle doth burst with talent
但是却被仅从两所大学来的一群 and yet a gaggle of snootish pamperloins
看不起人的小鲜肉们 from just two universities
窃取了所有的影响力 工作和金钱 snaffle all the influence, jobs and cash.
本就该如此 而且永远都会如此 小子 It is as it should be and as it ever will be, sirrah.
永远如此 格林? 哼! Ever will be, Greene? Huh!
我可不这么认为 I hardly think that,
几个世纪以后 centuries hence,
牛津和剑桥大学里的 a tiny clique of Oxbridge
富家公子们组成的小圈子还会掌控一切么 posh boys will still be running everything.
言归正传 指定的日子就要到了 Come now, the appointed day approaches.
我很乐意看看你的戏剧 I would fain have sight of your play
来确保它不会冒犯到女王本人 to ensure the Queen's person be not offended.
冒犯? 我的戏剧是歌颂她的 Offended? My play's a eulogy.
莉兹女王会喜欢的 Liz will love it.
如果她看到的话 If she sees it.
克里斯托弗·马洛 从大学走出来的天才 Christopher Marlowe, a university man of proven genius,
他也承诺了一部戏剧 has also promised a play.
基特? 他后来写了一部戏剧? Kit? He wrote a play after all?
该死的! 太快了吧 Damn! That was quick.
好了 我很忙的 Come now, I'm a busy man.
给我你的剧本! Give me your play!
当然 就在这里 Absolutely. Here it is.
额... 我有剧本 Um... I have it,
但是... but...
.. 我... 我想我可能要晚一点给你 .. I... I thought I might drop it off later.
晚一点 小子? Later, sirrah?
为什么晚一点 祈祷吗? Why later, pray?
只是需要最后润色一下 你懂吗? Just want to give it a final polish, you know?
不放过任何细节 Dotting Is, crossing Ts.
在牛津和剑桥 我们倾向于 At Cambridge, we tend to
在写作的过程中就打磨好每个细节 dot our Is and cross our Ts as we go along.
我还有几天的时间 I still have a few days.
但是只有几天时间而已 先生 But a few, sir.
女王陛下最近郁郁寡欢 The Queen has taken to her bed with a chill.
她希望这部戏剧能让她开心 She wants this play to cheer her up.
她会如愿以偿的 And she shall have it.
祝你有美好的一天! Good day!
剧本不见了! It's gone!
我的剧本 它不见了! My play, it's gone!
哦 不! Oh, no!
哦 不! 灾难! Oh, no! Woe!
我们必须搜遍这个屋子的每一寸地方 We must search every inch of this room.
再见 Bye.
它肯定在这里的某一个地方! It must be here somewhere!
是的 如果是的话 我们是找不到的 Well, if it is, we can't find it.
是的 这超出了我的能力范围 True. It is beyond our skill.
但是有一种神秘的物种可以找到任何东西 But there is a mystical species that can find anything.
森林女神! Wood nymphs!
- 别开玩笑了 - 对不起 - Don't be ridiculous. - Sorry.
森林女神是奸诈的物种 Wood nymphs are treacherous creatures
而且只有把我的剧本扔到火里去温暖她们的 and would find my play only to put it on the fire
心上人和小精灵的脚趾 to warm the toes of their sweethearts,
她们才会找到我的剧本 the elves.
但是还有一种被施了魔法的物种能做到 But there is another enchanted species that will serve.
那么是谁? Who's that, then?
为了找到它 我们只需要一个男人 Why, to find it, we have only to take a man
再加上悲痛 and add woe.
知道我说的是什么物种了吗? Know you of what creature I speak?
额... 一个悲伤的人? Uh... Someone sad?
悲伤的人擅长找东西吗? Are sad people good at finding things?
一个男人的灾难是他的妻子 Why, a man's woe is his wife,
然后"男人" 加上 "灾难" and add "Woe" To "Man"
就是...? And you have...?
哀叹男 Woe-man.
- 哀叹男? - 女人! - Woe-man? - Woman!
女人... Woman...
我的妻子 宝特姆! 安妮夫人! My wife, Bottom! Mistress Anne!
她可以找到任何东西 She can find anything.
说实话 先生 Honestly, Master,
你如果直接说 "安妮" 就简单多了 it'd be so much easier if you just said "Anne".
我就是这么做的! It's what I do!
现在 你赶紧去驿站 Now, hie thee to the coaching house
然后给斯特拉特福德捎话儿 and send word for Stratford.
好了 我找到了六个旧羽毛笔和三副眼镜 Well, I've found six old quills, three sets of eyeglasses
还有在裂缝里找了二点七五便士 and two penn'orth three farthing down a crack.
那就好 我还以为那些是桩 Bit of a relief, that. I thought it were piles.
但是没有吸引天主教徒的剧本 But no Papist-baiting play.
太可怕了 This is terrible.
格林会让马洛的剧本代替我的剧本 Greene will take Marlowe's play
呈现给女王陛下的 to the Queen in my stead.
马洛? 你是指那个 Marlowe? You mean that
因为是贵族并且让你感到不自信 bloke you've let take credit for your plays
所以你让他从你的戏剧里获利的家伙? cos he's a posh boy and makes you feel inadequate?
他并没有让我觉得不自信 He does not make me feel inadequate.
我只是恰巧觉得他确实是一个好人 I just happen to think he's a really great guy.
你最后一次见到剧本是什么时候? When did you last see the play?
我回到斯特拉特福德的那天 On the day I returned from Stratford.
马洛过来畅饮美酒 Marlowe had come over to quaff wine
然后进行了一场伙伴间的谈话 and have a ladsy chat.
凯特当时也在 Kate was here.
她可以作证 She will bear witness.
凯特 那个一直想要成为 Kate, the landlady's daughter,
演员的女房东的女儿? who's always banging on about being a star?
天哪 丈夫 By St Cuthbert's codpiece, Husband,
你完全不了解人类的天性吗? do you not know anything about human nature?
事实上 我对人性的核心有着... Actually, I have a unique and timeless insight into...
永恒且独一无二的洞察力 into the very heart of what to be human.
我... 这就是我的工作! It's... It's absolutely what I do!
那你应该看见马洛拿了你的剧本 Well, you must see that Marlowe's got your play,
不忠诚的凯特偷走了它. pinched by false Kate.
这是明摆着的 It's bleedin' obvious.
凯特和马洛? Kate and Marlowe?
你... 你... 你是说 Y... Y... You're saying they've
他们为此谋划许久了吗? stitched me up like a pair of winter drawers?
我猜到他会这样 但是我对她太失望了 I'd expect it of him, but I'm very disappointed in her.
哦 你太善良了 威廉 Oh, you're too nice, Will.
大家都清楚 We all know that.
但是现在正是利用你永恒且独一无二的洞察力 But now it's time to use your unique and timeless insight
变点戏法追回你的戏剧的大好时机 into conjuring some trick to get the play back.
我会的 亲爱的 我会的! I will, Wife. I will!
事实上 我已经在采取行动了! In fact, I have!
已经? Already?
是的 一个绝佳的主意 Yes. And it's a corker.
宝特姆 去红狮戏院把这个拿给伯比奇 Bottom, take this to Burbage at the Red Lion
并在那里等着我 and await me there.
如果凯特是不忠诚的 If Kate be false,
那么这个可以探探她的口风 this will sound her out.
这出戏的关键要素是 The play's the crucial factor
利用我们美女演员的良心 to catch the conscience of our girlie actor.
红狮戏院
这十分古怪 Well, this is most peculiar.
准备好了吗? 我们要开始排练 All ready? We need to begin
马洛的无与伦比的青蛙佬玛丽 rehearsal on Marlowe's brilliant Mary, The Frog-Jock.
对我来说如此精彩的部分 Such a wonderful part for me.
叛徒女王... The traitor queen...
一半法国血统 一半苏格兰血统 half-French, half-Scottish.
的确是一个方言挑战 A dialect challenge indeed.
你好 吉米... Bonjour, Jimmy...
.. 你好... .. comment-allez vous...
.. 你个肮脏的小杂种? .. ya dirty wee bastard?
是的... Yes...
但是现在威廉·莎士比亚坚持 But now Will Shakespeare does insist
看在我们友谊地久天长的份上 upon our old friendship
我们必须火速排练他的剧本片段 that we must posthaste rehearse this fragment of his.
你 康德尔先生 饰演凯蒂 You, Mr Condell, will play Katie,
一个年轻美丽的女士 a beautiful young lady.
我的专长 亲爱的?! Typecasting, darling?!
我饰演克里斯托弗先生 一个卑躬屈膝的小人 And I am Sir Christopher Stoop-lowe,
间谍 江湖骗子 a spy and a charlatan.
一个喜剧角色 我猜 A comic role, I think.
- 喜剧? - 是的? - Comedy? - Yeah?
挺好的 That's right.
你们要演喜剧 不是吗 伯比奇? You do a bit of comedy, don't you, Burbage?
英国喜剧 无聊的喜剧 English comedy. Boring comedy.
当我在意大利火爆到不行的时候 In Italy, where I'm big,
那才是正经的喜剧 we do proper comedy.
是的 开创性的 摩登的 Yeah. Groundbreaking. Moden.
闭嘴吧 Shut up.
你饰演谢克派克 一个天才 You play one Shakepike. A genius.
那根本不需要演技 哈? Ah, so no acting required, then?
早安 伙计们 Good morrow, sirrahs.
我看到你们拿到了我 最新的剧本 I see you have my new pages.
你说你有诗歌给我们看 Well, you sent word you had verse to show us.
我的确有 凯特 快来 朋友们 Indeed I do, Kit. Come, friends,
请坐 表演开始 be seated and let the play begin.
大家快就座! 就座! Places, everybody! Places!
现在 记住 按照我写的念台词 Now, remember, speak the speech as I have write it
不要为了搞笑而挥舞你的胳膊 and don't wave your arms about and try to be funny.
你说什么? I beg your pardon?
不要大喊 说实话 如果你需要大喊台词的话 And don't shout. Frankly, if you're going to shout,
我还不如去吼叫城找一个吼叫先生 I might as well get Mr Shouty the town-shouter
吼我的韵诗呢 to shout my verse.
厚脸皮的家伙! Cheeky sod!
做演员呢 千万不要 And please don't do that
因为即兴发挥一个不太搞笑的戏码 actor thing of adding one not-very-funny grunt
就四处去说 and then going around saying you
你编排了整部戏剧 那么 我们开始吧 made up the whole thing in rehearsal. And so, let the thing begin.
悲剧之虚伪的女仆和被盗的灵感! The Lamentable Tragedy Of The False Maid And The Stolen Muse!
愚蠢的凯特 宝特姆 Moke Kate,Bottom.
看看她怎样在恐惧中现原形 See how she does squeeze in fear
我是比尔·谢克派克 伦敦最好的剧作家 I'm Bill Shakepike, greatest wright in London,
写了我最好的作品 所以... and write have I my finest work, so...
呦吼! 自我介绍 我是年轻的凯蒂 What-ho! Here come I, young kitty
和谢克派克住在一起. who doth reside with Shakepike.
那是我! 那是我! It's me! It's me!
冷静 这位女士 冷静 Stay cool, pretty lady, stay cool.
你写了一部才华横溢的新剧本吗 比尔? Has thou write a brilliant new play, Bill?
哦 我写了吗? 是的 写了一点. Ooh, have I? Yeah, just a bit.
忠于原剧本 肯普! Stick to the bloody script, Kempe!
我只是帮你的忙而已 老兄 Just helping you out, mate.
自我介绍 我是克里斯托弗先生 'Tis I, Sir Christopher
一个卑躬屈膝的小人! Stoop-lowe!
间谍 不忠诚的朋友! A spy and a false friend!
我会独占谢克派克的剧本的! And I will have Shakepike's play for my own!
去偷剧本吧 凯蒂! Steal the play, Katie!
去偷剧本吧! Steal the play!
我不能忍受了! I can't bear it!
对不起 莎士比亚先生 I'm sorry, Mr Shakespeare,
我偷了你的剧本 我恨我自己 but I stole your play and I hate myself,
但是马洛先生许诺让我饰演女主角 but Mr.Marlowe promised me to a female lead
我十分渴望这个机会 因为这是我的梦想 and I just wanted it so much, because it's my dream.
女孩扮演一个女孩? 多么严肃的话题！ A girl to play a girl? How rigorous!
你把椰子放在哪里? Where would you place cocoanuts?
巧妙至极 Well, well, nice treat.
你这个聪明的小混蛋 我要这样夸赞你 You are a clever little bastible, I'll give you that.
剧本还给你 然后就不难过了 是吧? Here's your play back, and no hard feelings, eh?
哦 所以这意味着我们还是盆友 是吗? Oh, so does this mean we can still be mates, then?
该死的 先生! 你怎么不给他点赞呢?! Bloody hell, Master! Why don't you just send him flowers?!
我们当然还是盆友 你也是 凯特 Of course we can still be mates. You too, Kate.
唷哦! Ooh!
如果想走入男人的世界 Although you are going to have to toughen up
你就要坚强起来 if you want to cut it in a man's world.
不能哭鼻子 Can't get teary
不能因为略微过火的表演就全盘崩溃 and collapse over a bit of overacting.
你说什么?! I beg your pardon?!
这样的暴行 Such an outrage.
事实上呢 我表演的相当好. Actually, I was brilliant. Fact.
我拿来了 I've got it.
我拿来了为女王陛下的宴会准备的剧本 I've got my play for the Queen's feast.
我只祈祷我没有太晚 I only pray I'm not too late.
戏剧? 戏剧? Play? Play?!
你竟然现在还在说戏剧?! You talk of plays?!
女王陛下的感冒愈发严重 The Queen's chill has grown worse
不久就要驾鹤西去了 and she is like to die.
王国陷入恐慌 The kingdom is in crisis.
我在其他狡猾的大臣上位之前 and I must hasten to insert my nose
必须尽快去拍 betwixt the next set of royal buttocks
下一任王室成员的马屁 before other oily courtiers fill the gap.
小子 和你的戏剧一起消失吧! Be gone, sirrah, with your play!
可是 格林先生... But, Master Greene...
... 如果你希望博新君一笑 ... if you hope to be master of the new monarch's revels,
肯定需要一部戏剧才好 surely you'll need a play
为庆祝宴会助兴? for the celebration feast?
确实如此 Actually, that's true.
没有哪位大臣能这么快拿出一部全新的戏剧 No other courtier will have a play so soon.
守卫 确保莎士比亚先生不要离开! Guards, see that Mr Shakespeare doesn't leave!
您的脑子转的真快 先生 That were quick thinking, Master.
你的戏剧将成为 Your play will be
一个全新的统治时期的第一部戏剧 the first of a new reign.
对于您的单飞来说 这是一个漂亮的开局 Pretty posh way to kick off your solo career.
是的 这确实是一个绝佳的机会 Yes, it really is a brilliant opportunity.
很好奇谁将成为下一位国王 Wonder who the next king'll be.
不会又是一个小妞吧 Unless it's another bird.
哦 糟糕 但愿不会这样 那可真是一个错误 Oh, bloody hell, I hope not. It's just wrong.
不会这样的 女王陛下早已不是生育年龄 No chance of that. The succession has been settled
继任事宜早就已经被敲定 since the Queen passed child-bearing age.
亨利七世的玄孙还在世 There survives a great-great-grandson of Henry VII.
苏格兰的詹姆士六世 James VI of Scotland.
实际上 他将成为英格兰的詹姆士一世 In fact, he'll be James I of England.
哦 苏格兰的詹姆士 Oh. James of Scotland.
- 先生... - 怎么了 宝特姆? - Master... - Yes, Bottom?
我只是在想... I'm just thinking...
我也许不对 因为我学识浅薄 I may be wrong, cos I'm a groundling
对我们来说这都是废话 and it's all crap for us,
不管谁在位 不都是斯图亚特王室的人吗? whoever's on t'throne, but isn't he a Stuart?
是的 没错 玛丽·斯图亚特之子 Yeah, that's right. Son of Mary Stuart.
玛丽·斯图亚特就是那位 Mary Stuart,
你在戏剧里面诋毁的青蛙佬女王 who your play slags off as a frog-jock queen
一个卖国的天主教婊子 and traitorous Catholic whore-slap.
哦 老天 我站错了队伍 Oh, God. I'm on the wrong branch of the family tree.
硬币上换了新头像 A new head on the coins.
垃圾桶上也换了新头像 And a new head in the waste-heads basket.
我得跑路了 I've got to run.
我们必须把剧本烧了! We must burn the play!
没有火... 这是夏天 No fire... it's summer.
那就用生石灰把它溶解了 Then dissolve it in quicklime.
哦 说的好像我的背包里 Yeah, cos obviously I've got a wheelbarrow
装了一车生石灰似的 full of that in me bag
我觉得你也没有盐和胡椒 I don't suppose you've got any salt and pepper, either.
好消息! 女王病愈! Glorious news! The Queen is recovered!
医生们认为她还能再活二十年! The doctors think her like to live another 20 years!
莎士比亚先生 And, Master Shakespeare,
你的运气很好 you have more luck than you deserve,
因为女王询问的第一件事情就是有没有新戏 for the first thing the Queen has asked for is a play.
我... 我有 I... I had it
但是被森林中的女神... but it's been stolen...
偷走了 by wood nymphs.
莎士比亚先生 女王陛下想看新戏 Mr Shakespeare, Her Majesty is promised a play,
你必须拿出来一部... 现在就要 and you must provide one... now.
悲剧之虚伪的女仆和被盗的灵感 The Lamentable Tragedy Of The False Maid And The Stolen Muse.
恩 Hmm.
有趣的标题 Interesting title.
这部戏在哪里? Where's the play?
嗯... Um...
在那里 That's it.
背面 It's on the back.
雅芳河畔斯特拉特福
女王陛下说我的戏剧情节空洞 The Queen said my play lacked plot,
不够机智和优雅 缺乏诗意 wit, grace and poetry.
但是有一样她却十分欣赏 There was one thing she liked.
真是万幸 那是什么? That's promising. What?
那就是全剧只有九十七秒长 That it was only 97 seconds long.
我担心我错失良机 I fear I've missed my chance.
而且吃下一部杰作 And eaten a masterpiece.
我始终不敢相信 I still can't believe
那个小骚货凯特偷了你的剧本 that little minx, Kate, stole your play.
我已经原谅她了 I've forgiven her.
凯特当真是一个可爱的女孩 Kate is a sweet girl, really,
而且对于女士们来说 马洛十分具有说服力 and Marlowe is so persuasive with the ladies.
对于男士们来说 也是如此 And the blokes.
我希望这桩小意外能够浇灭你们的兄弟情 I hope this little incident has cooled your bromance.
我喜欢基特 安妮 I like Kit, Anne.
他那么酷 那么自信 He's cool, he's confident.
他拥有一切我所没有的优点 He's everything I'm not.
你不会想像他那样的 You don't want to be like that.
你就是一个烦人的秃子 亲爱的 这才是你! You're a fartsome baldy-boots, doll. Own it!
基特·马洛以后可能 Kit Marlowe'll probably
会在某个酒馆的某一场打斗中流血身亡 die in some bleedin' tavern fight somewhere,
然而你会和我 你亲爱的妻子 whereas you will die in your own bed
死在自己的床上 with me, your loving wife.
你说得不错 安妮 Ah, you're right, Anne.
愚蠢总比死亡要好 I'd certainly rather be dull than dead.
而且 你还演给他看了 不是吗? Besides, you showed him, eh?
哦 那真是一个好主意 Oh, that was such a clever idea,
写一部剧让他内疚 putting on a play to prick a guilty conscience!
是的 这招确实管用! Yes, it did work rather well!
哦... 你应该把这个写进剧本里 Oh... You should put that in a play.
戏中戏? A play within a play?
肯定行不通! That's not going to work!
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