新贵 第一季第三集
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翻译： Poppins Trist 张小卷er 路子1126 臭屁妞 Kate 睡不醒的菇凉
衣如其人
威廉的伦敦住所
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校对： 爽爷 后期： Poppins
怎么样 基特 也没那么差吧? Well, Kit, not so dusty, eh?
一切都顺风顺水 完美 Things are looking up for me and no mistake.
在伯比奇的保留剧目里面 Already I have not one
我已经占据了三个席位 but three plays
不仅只是其中一席之位 in Burbage's repertoire.
更重要的是 三部都叫亨利六世 And what's more, they are all called Henry VI.
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这肯定破了记录 Which must surely be some sort of record.
对此毫不怀疑 威廉 No doubt about it, Will,
你这绝对是在 you're absolutely ripping
引领伦敦的剧院走向新纪元 London theatre a new arsington.
我对你抱有极大的敬意 伙计 Big respect, cuz.
不能否认这种感觉真好 此外 Feels good. Can't deny. And there's more.
看看这个 我有一封来自 See here, I have an
南安普顿勋爵的请帖 invitation to
邀请我去参加他那群魔乱舞的宴会 Lord Southampton's saucy prancings.
想一想 Think of it.
我 一个斯特拉特福的乡巴佬 Me, a Stratford bum-shankle,
一个满嘴胡话又傲娇的人 a-hobbing and a-nobbing with the cock-snobbled folderols.
对你来说 真是无上嘉奖 Hell of a step up for you.
但是对于罗伯特·格林来说 却是奇耻大辱 And one in the eye for Robert Greene.
他和他那些同僚们 Him and his varsity wits think
一直觉得南安普顿勋爵的宴会 the Southampton prancings
是为他们量身定制的文学沙龙呢 哼! their own private literary salon. Tch!
他要是听说你受到邀请 得叨叨死! He's going to crap a dead cat when he hears you've been invited!
你干得真棒 向你致敬 Which is, of course, brilliant. I salute you.
- 谢谢了 哥们 - 提醒你一下 - Thanks, mate. - Mind you,
你写的那些年轻人的情情爱爱的东西 not sure about this teenage romance thing
我可说不准 you've been banging on about.
我不想撒谎 I'm not going to lie.
但是听起来真的很差劲 Sounds lame.
我也觉得 听起来真的很扫兴 Same. I think it's wet.
我喜欢 I love it.
正因如此 我准备暂时搁置罗密欧的故事 Well, as it happens, I've decided to shelve Romeo for now.
我需要一记重磅来提高我的声望 可悲的是 I need a guaranteed smash to cement my reputation and, sadly,
一部情意绵绵 浪漫又令人扼腕叹息的剧本 lovey-dovey smoochy-woochy
可做不到这点 just ain't going to cut it.
这你可说对了 民众们想看暴力和谋杀 Yeah, you got that right. The plebs want violence and murder.
那当然! Of course we do!
所以今天早上 我剔除了 So this morning I knocked out
一位非常令人满意的理查三世 a really satisfying Richard III.
哦... Oh...
信息量太大 威廉 Bit too much information, Will.
我们为什么需要知晓此事? I mean, why do we need to know?
- 一个剧本 - 哦 那就好 - 哦! - It's a play. - Oh, right. - Oh!
即便是理查 也得暂时搁置 Even Richard must wait,
因为我现在非常满意的是一部全新的犹太大剧 because the one I'm really pleased with is my big new Jew play.
太好了! Oh, yes!
就喜欢犹太剧! Love a Jew play!
我想 你应该不愿意把剧本给我吧? No chance you'll give it to me, I suppose?
不行 基特 恐怕是不行 No, Kit, I'm afraid not.
拜托 这正是我应该创作的东西 Come on, it's just the sort of thing I should be writing.
- 那你怎么不呢? - 你懂的 - Then why don't you? - You know why.
哦 我懂你 你的另一份工作 Ah, of course. Your other job.
Francis Walsingham 伊丽莎白一世的王牌间谍
为沃尔辛厄姆的酷刑室猎捕天主教徒 Hunting Catholics for Walsingham's torture chamber.
捍卫唯一真实 纯洁且神圣的信仰 Defending the one true, pure and divine faith.
这唯一真实 纯洁且神圣的信仰 This being the one true, pure
基本就是亨利八世发明的 and divine faith that Henry VIII basically invented
这样他才可以抛弃他的那些妻子 so that he could dump his
Anne Boleyn 亨利八世的第二个王后
然后跟那个疯子博林在一起的那个信仰? missus and have it away with bonker Boleyn?
是的 就是那个 Yes, that's the one.
从精神层面来讲 A romance
一个真正真实 纯洁且神圣的罗曼史 so spiritually true, pure and divine
从情意绵绵的鱼水之欢 that it went from rumpy-pumpy lovey-dovey
到令人唏嘘的死亡 to choppy-woppy heady-deady
只用了三年时间 in just three years.
规矩又不是我定的 威廉 I don't make the rules, Will.
抱歉 但是你不能拿走我的犹太剧 Well, I'm sorry, but you can't have my Jew play.
现在的我文思泉涌 大放异彩 I'm on a roll and it's my time to shine.
好吧 这也不能怪你 Fine. Can't really blame you, I suppose.
我这就带着这个消息 I'm off to the bawdy house
去我那低级下流的房子里痛饮去了 for a quaff and a roger.
连裤袜真好看 马洛先生 Pretty hose, Mr Marlowe.
灰常时髦 Very trendy.
灰常漂亮 先生 Tres joli, monsieur.
意大利制造 年度新款 Italian. Latest thing.
天哪 我真嫉妒你 基特 Gosh, I envy you, Kit.
我从来都不能像你那样 整好自己的贴身衣物 I could never carry off tights like that.
就像它们穿着我一样 I'm afraid they just wear me.
别搞笑 你只要高视阔步就好! Don't be ridiculous. You've just got to strut!
- 哦! - 这就够了 - Oh! - That's all.
你太过谦卑 只要走出去 让全世界看看 You're too apologetic. Just get out there and show the world
你毫不在乎的态度 嘿! that you don't give a damn. Hey!
哦! - 我爱你们 Oh! - I love you loads.
他说起来倒是容易 Easy for him to say.
重点是 人家在乎着呢 The problem is, I do give a damn.
我渴望得到认同 人们也感觉到了这一点 I crave approval and people sense that in me.
是的 你可真是玻璃心 It's true. You're very needy.
才不是玻璃心 只是善良而已 Not needy. Just nice.
人们可不喜欢善良 他们觉得这是一个弱点 People don't like nice. They look upon it as weakness.
我想要被人们喜爱 I want to be liked, and so for some
但是出于某些人类灵魂深处的险恶 dark reason located deep in the human soul,
人们就是不喜欢我 people are less inclined to like me.
脚抬一下! Feet!
马洛根本就不在乎那些事情 Marlowe, on the other hand, doesn't give a tosslington,
所以每个人都想跟他成为哥们 so everyone wants to be his mate.
我很喜欢你 莎士比亚先生 I'm just like you, Mr Shakespeare.
以前姑娘们都说我作死 Girls used to call me a
因为我十分渴望盆友们 try-hard because I wanted to make friends.
但是我越发努力 她们就越发用力扯我的头发 But the more I tried, the more they'd pull my hair
还用她们的编织针扎我 and stab me with their knitting needles.
不过 最终我交到三位闺蜜 But, in the end, I made three great pals.
拉丁文 希腊文... Latin, Greek...
和数学 and mathematics.
对我们这些讨厌的蠢人和努力的笨人来说 A good lesson
教训都是极好的 凯特 for all us farts and try-hards, Kate.
颜值不够 What we lack in easy charm we must
就得靠天分和勤勉来凑 make up for with talent and hard work.
而我总算铁杵磨成针 And mine is finally paying off!
我的最新大戏已经准备在伯比奇的剧院上演 I have my big new Jew play ready for Burbage.
而且南安普顿勋爵的宴会邀请函正在 And an invitation to Southampton's prancings
我的裤子口袋里蹦跶呢 in the pocket of my puffling pants.
甚至是嫌弃我懦弱的罗伯特·格林 Even Robert Greene, who doth hate my gutlings,
小小黄段子
如今也必须承认我是后起之秀 must now admit I am the coming man.
威廉·莎士比亚 William Shakespeare.
诅咒他这个讨人嫌的乡下蠢材 Curse him for an oafish country bum-snot.
英国剧作家罗伯特·格林 一五九二年喜剧作品
在《修道士培根和修道士邦奇》上演之际 Already are his first three Henrys hits,
让他的《亨利六世》上中下部 whilst mine own sublime Friar Bacon And Friar Bungay
从人们反复无常的记忆中逐渐消失吧 fades in the fickle memory of the mob.
我的脑海中已经上演了无数次 Many a time and oft have I thought
罗伯特·格林的手册《格林的小智慧》中有抨击莎士比亚的内容 将莎翁称作暴发户式的乌鸦
用这把剑处决这暴发户一样的乌鸦的场景 to dispatch this upstart crow with steel.
但是死亡对于卑鄙之人来说太过轻松 But such a death would be too quick for one so base.
相反 我要使用 Instead, have I employed
一件冷酷的兵器 a crueller weapon.
明天 全伦敦将见证 Tomorrow, all London will know
罗伯特·格林是如何 how Robert Greene doth treat
以绅士的等级招待一个低级的冒牌货 a low pretender to the rank of gentleman.
从此我绝不再只是一个诗人 For never more a poet will I be.
相反的... Instead...
... 我会成为... ... I am become...
... 一名评论家 ... A critic.
一名评论家... A critic...
一名评论家! A critic!
红狮戏院
格林的戏评已经发布 而且还是一个恶评 Greene's review is out and it's an absolute stinkington.
哦! Oh!
不! No!
哎哟 "暴发户式的乌鸦" Ouch. "Upstart crow."
太伤人了 That'll hurt.
你说得对 康德尔 You are right, Condell.
这个评论发布后 他得躲藏一段时间 He'll hide away for a while after this.
嗯 是的 悲剧 Hm, yeah, nasty.
提醒你 也许他正需要这么一个警钟... Mind you, might be the wake-up call he needs, so...
你说什么 肯普? I beg your pardon, Kempe?
现在是十六世纪 This is the 16th century.
他得迎难而上 He has to move on.
试探界限 挑战常规 不是吗? Test the boundaries, challenge the form, yeah?
就像他的喜剧 喜剧可不是笑料 Like with his comedy. Comedy isn't jokes.
喜剧是一种态度 Comedy is attitude.
你说什么并不重要 It's not what you say.
你没有说出口的才戳中要点 It's what you don't say.
你就闭嘴吧 肯普 Do shut up, Kempe.
"暴发户式的乌鸦"? "Upstart crow"?
他管我叫"暴发户式的乌鸦"? He calls me "Upstart crow"?
难以置信 I can't believe it.
我欢迎有才智的批评 I mean, one welcomes intelligent criticism,
但是这就是谩骂 but this is just abuse.
我以为你从来不读戏评 I thought you never read reviews.
圈内人都这么说 宝特姆 但是这显然是假话 We all say that, Bottom, but it isn't true, obviously.
我们设法巧妙地让朋友们注意到那些好评 We contrive to bring the good ones to the notice of our friends
同时让差评 while letting the bad
烂在肠子里直到我们死的那天! ones eat into our souls until the day we die!
无需理会这些事情 明天大家就忘了 Don't see these stuff, it will be forgot by tomorrow.
过去是这样的 That used to be the case,
但是自从印刷业崛起 差评永远挂在那里 but since printing took off, bad reviews hang around forever.
阿尔比恩 诗文中常用来指古代英国
这项新发明对阿尔比恩来说真是不幸 Woe to Albion that through this new invention,
任何一个无知的大傻都能 any clueless arse-mungle may make
让世界知道他幼稚的无聊话... his puerile twitterings known to the world...
... 正如罗伯特·格林的 ... as Robert Greene has done
"妙趣横生"的手册 with his oh-so-amusing pamphlet,
价值一格罗特（四便士）的智慧 格罗特是一三五一至一六六二年间英国发行的四便士银币
《格林的小智慧》 a Groatsworth Of Wit.
你得承认他这个标题不错 You have to admit it's a pretty good title.
哈! 如果就这点小聪明也值四便士 Huh! If such little wit be worth a groat,
那么就连国王的赎金都买不到我那个 then a king's ransom would not purchase my brilliant gag
在被施了魔法的森林中醒来后 about waking up in an enchanted
爱上了一头驴的绝妙的笑话 forest and falling in love with a donkey.
讲真 主人 你没指望格林会善待你吧? Seriously, Master, you didn't expect Greene to be nice to you?
他可是你的对手诗人 He's a rival poet.
作为一个天才 你太不了解人性 For a genius, you don't know much about human nature.
事实上 了解人性可是我的强项之一 Actually, understanding human nature is one of my big things.
那么 你应该看得透他的妒忌之心 Well, then, you should be able to see that he's jealous.
他妒忌得就像... 像... He's jealous like... like...
莎士比亚在《奥赛罗》中写到"嫉妒是绿眼妖魔 谁做了它的俘虏 谁就要受到它的愚弄"
绿眼怪愚弄它的俘虏吗? The green-eyed monster that doth mock the meat it feeds on?
好吧 我本来想说 Well, I was going to say,
像穿着紧身衣的毫无天赋的卑鄙小人 like a talentless turd in tights,
我觉得... which...
... 那个其实更贴切 ... actually, I think is better.
重点是 The point is,
别让他占着你脑袋里的地盘还不交租金 don't let him live in your head rent free.
哈? 谁在乎他怎么想的? Huh? Who cares what he thinks?
我在乎! I care!
这些看似幽默的粗俗的挖苦话会毁了我的前程 These salty barbs will ruin me.
全伦敦城都会尽情欣赏我的耻辱 All London will revel in my shame.
就是 因为每个伦敦人就光讨论你了 Yeah, cos everyone in London's talking about you,
不是吗? aren't they?
一点都不用担心 Got nothing else to worry about at all
"得了瘟疫不算什么 更糟糕的是 "Got the plague. Could be worse
我被叫做一个不知天高地厚的乌鸦" I could've been called an uppity crow."
"饿死? 哦 至少你至今零差评!" "Starving to death? Ooh, at least you haven't had a bad review!"
好了 宝特姆！ Yes, all right, Bottom!
"你会被活活烧死因为 "You're burned alive for
你拒绝否认耶稣是用葡萄酒和华夫饼做的吗? refusing to deny Jesus were made of wine and wafers?
"这不算什么! "Well, that's nothing!
威廉·莎士比亚还被一个富家公子哥 Will Shake got called upstart crow
叫做暴发户式的乌鸦!" by a posh boy!"
"你所有的孩子都死了吗? "All your kids dead?
这不算什么..." Well, that's nothing..."
行了 宝特姆! 我懂你的意思 All right, Bottom! I get the gag.
是的 你也知道我是正确的 Yeah. And you know I'm right, too.
我不认为你是正确的 I do not know you're right,
差评可比得了瘟疫严重多了 and getting a bad review is much worse than getting the plague,
因为至少得了瘟疫的人可以 because at least with the plague,
因为传染给你而死掉! the person that gave it to you dies!
早上好! 凯特小姐 Morrow well! Mistress Kate.
我自己擅自进来不符合礼节 Let myself in don't really do manners,
只是乐意去我喜欢的地方 just kind of go where I'm pleased.
当然 基特 永远欢迎你 Of course, Kit. Always welcome.
我想你已经拜读了格林的作品 I suppose you've seen Greene's piece in the groat.
喔 吼 吼! 当然! Oh-ho-ho! Absolutely!
你发了一通牢骚 You got a serious bitch-slapping.
还是那句话 忘了它吧 嗯? Still, forget about it, eh?
我忘不了 基特 I can't forget about it, Kit.
它...它在蚕食着我 It's... it's eating away at me.
如果是这样的话 杀了他 就没事了 Well, in that case, kill him. Ain't no thing.
在群魔乱舞的宴会遇见他时 Challenge him to a duel
向他挑起一场决斗 when you see him at the prancings.
我不能和他决斗 我没有潇洒的刀剑 I can't fight him, Kit. I'm no dashing blade.
我上学的时候 我们都是用栗子决斗 Where I went to school, we did our duelling with conkers,
输的人得让每个人咬一口他的胡萝卜 and the loser had to give everyone a bite of his carrot.
而且 我现在不能去 Besides which, I can't go to the prancings now.
为什么? Why not?
因为我现在看起来像一个傻瓜 Because I'll look like a fool.
每个人都会读他的作品 Everyone will have read the groat,
我不能忍受那样的耻辱 and I could not stand the shame.
Bolingbroke 英国国王亨利
威廉 别这样! 再创作几部《亨利六世》 Will, please! Grow a pair of Bolingbrokes.
格林的作品已经向伦敦证明了 The wit of Greene's play has show London
你根本不在意他说的话 you don't care what he thinks.
但是我的确在意 所有人都会知道这件事情 But I do care, and all will know it.
这简直就是打我的脸 'Tis writ upon my face.
- 他一眼看到底 - 得了吧 威廉! - He's transparent. - Come on, Will!
他脑子里面并没有什么真才实学 The noble peacock doesn't hang his head.
他展示的仅仅是他一知半解的文学功底而已 He displays his bum-shank with magnificent feathery plumes.
让这个村夫看看你的伟大作品! Show this churl your feathery bum-shank!
但是怎么做? But how?
昂首阔步 兄弟! 震撼他们! Strut, man! Rock some fine thread!
上演一场年度大戏! Put on a show!
信心具有吸引力 Confidence is attractive.
相信我 只有你自己走心 Believe me, the only way
那些评论才可以伤害你 this review can hurt you is if you let it.
身着意大利手工剪裁 贴合腰身的华服 Go a-prancings
去参加宴会 in silken tights of figure-hugging Italian cut,
让南安普顿勋爵 and Lord Southampton will
看看你是一个有着良好品味与教养的男人 see you are a dainty man of taste and breeding,
让叫你暴发户的格林看起来像个傻瓜! and Greene will look a fool he ever called you upstart!
你知道么 我觉得这个办法可行 Do you know, I think that could really work.
如果我穿着修身合体 If I turn up in form-fitting tights,
小小黄段子
每个人都会觉得我受邀参加舞会 everyone will see I've got balls.
我的亲爱的妻子安妮是一个漂亮的女裁缝 My sweet wife Anne is a pretty seamstress
只需几个便士的丝绸 and for a few pence-worth of silk
她就可以给我缝一条王子穿的那样的紧身裤 will she stitch me hose fit for the thighs of a prince.
听起来是个计划 Sounds like a plan.
那就动身去斯特拉特福德 Then ho for Stratford.
我总是说 衣如其人 As I always say, the apparel oft proclaims the man.
我仍然认为那句话应该是"人靠衣装马靠鞍" I still think that should be "Clothes maketh the man".
我猜想不确切的引用是它消亡的原因 Well, I imagine that's how it'll end up getting misquoted.
雅芳河畔斯特拉特福
父亲回来了 让喜悦无限吧 Father is returned. Let joy be unbounded.
呃! Ugh!
我们的礼物呢? Where's our presents?
呃... "你好 爸爸 见到你很高兴" Uh... "Hello, Dad. Nice to see you."
你给我们带回来什么东西了吗? Did you bring us anything?
啊呀! Blimey!
这是你该死的糖棒棒 Here's your bloody sugar sticks.
父亲刚一迈进前门就有义务 How did it ever get to be the rule that as soon as a father
马上给孩子递上礼物 takes one step outside his front door,
这是什么规矩? he's obliged to bring his children presents on his return?
我认为在未来 不太富足的年代 Methinks that in future, less-indulgent ages,
孩子们就不会再有 kids will not be suffered
几乎每月的糖果需求 to demand sweets on an almost-monthly basis.
哦 真是一个惊喜 威廉 Oh, this is a nice surprise, Will.
我们没想到你会回来 We weren't expecting you.
爸爸! Dad!
春季的传统节日
我们正在为五朔节练习愚蠢的舞蹈 We've been practising for the May Day stupid dance.
妈妈正给我们制作服装! Mum's making us costumes!
你会看我们跳舞吗? Will you watch us?
玩去吧 孩子们 让你们的爸爸清净一会 Run along and play, kids. Give your father a minute.
旅途愉快吗 威廉? Good journey, Will?
当然 好的座位 干净准时的马车 Absolutely. Good seat, clean coach, on time.
那是不错的改变 Well, that makes a nice change.
除了...等等... 不 那是我在做梦! Except... Hang on... no, that was in my dreams!
不幸的是 我犯了在现实世界中旅行的错误 Unfortunately, I made the mistake of travelling in the real world
所以 不 可怕的旅行 so, no, appalling journey.
你会待时间长一点吗? Will you stay long?
悲伤的是 不 我的亲爱的 Sadly not, my love.
我在伦敦有大量的戏剧需要排练 I'm just so busy in London churning out plays,
我只能呆一晚 我真的变得很成功 I can only stay a night. I really am becoming quite a success.
事实上 我被邀请参加 In fact, I'm invited to saucy prancings
南安普顿勋爵的群魔乱舞的宴会 at Lord Southampton's.
哦 天哪 灰常时尚 Oh, zounds, that is posh.
的确时尚 好老婆 我必须有一件好行头 Posh indeed, good wife, and a good show must I make,
这是我为什么回来的原因 我需要你的帮助 which is why I've come home. I need your help.
拿着这个先令并用它 Take this shilling and with it
给我缝制意大利风格的紧身裤袜 stitch me tights in the Italian style.
意大利风格 威廉? Italian style, Will?
小小黄段子
人们会看到你的博林布鲁克形象了 People'll see the contours of your Bolingbrokes.
哦 妈妈! Ooh, Mum!
这正是我想让他们看到的 安妮 That's exactly what I want them to see, Anne.
小小黄段子
乡下男孩之博林布鲁克 My big, bad, country-boy Bolingbrokes.
我想我真的快要吐了 I think I am actually going to be sick.
看起来这只乌鸦仍然不为所动 It seems this upstart crow still flies.
据消息称 Word has reached me that
有人看到他在镇里 he is seen about the town
穿着一条精美的全新的紧身裤 in fine new tights.
很明显这个乡下的蠢货试图通过 'Tis clear the rustic fool intends to try to brazen out
小小黄段子
向全世界展现他的博林布鲁克形象 the shame of my savage review
来厚颜地面对 by showing the world
我对他残忍的评价所带来的耻辱 好吧... the contours of his Bolingbrokes. Well...
好吧... Well...
如果他自负地认为他可以 If he be so vain as to think he can
参加高雅之人的宴会的话 come a-prancing 'mongst educated men,
那么 可能的话 then, perchance,
我可以利用他的自负来对付他 I can turn that vanity against him.
这条紧身裤太完美了 莎士比亚先生! Nice bloody tights, Mr Shakespeare!
确实是的 凯特 Nice indeed, Kate.
我大摇大摆地从佛里特街走到了芬丘奇街 Strutted have I from Fleet Street to Fenchurch,
收到了很多无耻的口哨声! and many a cheeky whistle have I got!
我将会穿着这身参加宴会 I'll wear these to the prancings,
厚颜地对待格林的评价 brazen out Greene's review,
然后我的全新的犹太大剧 and then my big, new Jew play will
将会让我成为伦敦最好的诗人 make my reputation as London's best bard.
确实 我想说说你的全新的 Actually, I wanted to mention the big,
犹太大剧 莎士比亚先生 new Jew play, Mr Shakespeare.
- 我读了剧本 我希望你不要介意 - I read it. I hope that's all right.
- 没问题 凯特 你喜欢吗? - No problem, Kate. Enjoy it?
那段邪恶的犹太人 The bit where the wicked
下毒杀害了修道院里所有的修女? Jew poisons an entire convent full of nuns?
还是最后犹太人被正义的 The end, where the Jew gets boiled
基督教徒放在锅里煮? in a big pot by the righteous Christians?
是的 我对这些片段感到特别惊讶 Yes, I was wondering about those bits, particularly.
好吧 它们是很好 Well, they are good.
没有那些煽动带有种族偏见的人用 Nothing like whipping up violent
暴力对付弱小且手无缚鸡之力的人群 prejudice against small, defenceless ethnic groups
来登上王位的片段 to get bums on seats.
确实是的 这就是我所惊讶的地方 Actually, it's that aspect I was wondering about.
我只是认为... I just thought... well,
你应该会写的比这个更好一点 that you were a bit better than that.
好吧 终于来了 Oh, here we go.
我早就预见了会这样 I might have seen that coming.
看开点儿 凯特 Lighten up, Kate.
剧院什么时候变得这么敏感和正义 Has theatre got so sensitive and correct
就因为一个作家写了一场大屠杀 that a writer can't even start a pogrom
就成犯罪了吗? without causing offence?
犹太人的梗很有趣 Jew-baiting is funny.
这是一个玩笑 It's a joke.
能不能有点幽默感 Get a sense of humour.
但是你确实感觉到 But you actually feel that,
或者在你的内心深处 or is it that, deep down,
你知道这很刻薄 残忍并且会造成不和 you know it's mean and cruel and divisive,
但是你无法抗拒 but you can't resist
能轻易地引起观众的沸腾和廉价的笑声吧? easy thrills and cheap laughs?
听着 这是... 这是两码事 Look, it's... it's layered.
我... 我这是在讽刺 I... I'm being ironic
并且推动文艺复兴 and post Renaissance.
哦... 这是讽刺 是吗? Oh... It's irony, is it?
是的 通过推敲偏见 我确实是在讽刺 Yes. By massaging prejudice, I'm actually satirising it.
但... 但是真的吗? 讲真? B... B... But really, though, are you? Honestly?
这是一个玩笑 It's a joke.
它... It...
天哪 罗伯特·格林 我是不是应该让 Goodness. 'Tis Robert Greene. Shall I get Bottom
宝特姆拿一桶尿去泼他? to heave a bucket of wee over him?
是的 - 是的! - 不... - 不 Yes. - Yes! - No... - No.
他来这里肯定是有原因的 我想我知道原因 He must've come about some purpose and I would know it.
但是如果他讨厌你 他肯定会有所掩饰的 But since he hates you, surely he'll dissemble,
隐藏他真正的想法 concealing his true thoughts
然后找到一个更加羞辱你的方法 and seeking to gull you into further shame.
你说得对 凯特 You're right, Kate.
那么 我应该怎么做 我要躲在椅子后面 So, what I'll do is, I'll hide me behind this chair
然后立起我的小耳朵来偷听他的秘密 and bend my little ear to hear the secrets of his heart,
毫无疑问他会大声地说出他的想法 for doubtless will he speak his thoughts out loud,
这是他们这些高雅之人的习惯 as is the custom 'mongst the dainties.
好主意! Brilliant idea!
你躲起来 我去开门让他进来 You hide, I'll go and let him in.
莎士比亚先生 你好... Good Master Shakespeare...
轻声! 屋里没人 But soft! The room is bare.
肯定是那个愚蠢的女孩搞错了 That foolish girl mistaken must have been.
事实上 我为我 'Tis shame indeed
之前在《格林的小智慧》中表达的 for I am come all contrite
愚蠢的诽谤感到耻辱 我想要改过自新 to make amends for my foolish slander in the Groat
发誓表达我未来的爱慕之情 and offer a token of my future love.
我的天呐 剧情反转 God's conkers, here's a minty fix.
他过来是为了改过自新 而我却躲藏起来 He has come to make amends, and I am hid.
我要暴露我自己但是要隐藏原因 I will reveal myself but dissemble of the cause.
轻声！ But soft!
这是什么? What's this?
为什么 莎士比亚先生竟然在这里! Why, good Master Shakespeare be here after all!
小子 你还好吗? Sirrah, are you well?
什么? 什么? 哦... What? What? Oh...
是的 相当好 先生 Yes, quite well, sir.
我有点累了 所以就在 W-Weary was I and so did lay me down to rest
这把椅子后面》... 休息 behind this... chair.
现在 格林 有件事情很奇怪 Well, now, Greene, it seems right strange
曾经有人叫我乌鸦 现在这倒成了一个称号了 that one who dubbed me crow comes now a-calling.
我请求你的原谅 I am come to beg your pardon
都是我的错 for the wrong I have done thee.
哇 Wow.
真的吗 那真是... 那真是太体贴了 Really? That's... that's extremely sweet of you.
八月一日收获节
体贴得就像没牙的老母羊在拉马斯节前夜 Sweets, like the honeyed goat balls that toothless crones
吮吸多汁的山羊蛋 do suck on Lammas Eve.
伟大诗人的伟大著作! Brilliant image from a brilliant poet!
谢谢 我会接受你的道歉 伙计 Thanks. I will grant thee my pardon gladly, cuz.
因为我爱你 所以包容你 And for the new love I bear thee,
此外听闻小道传言 will I speak further, 'Tis whispered abroad,
受邀参加群魔乱舞宴会者 did you would attend the saucy prancings,
均身着丝绸紧身裤 all clad in silken hose.
千真万确 你也应该买买买 这么一身行头 It's true. Buy you these naughty boys.
我求你再考虑一下 伙计 时尚之轮永不停歇 I beg thee, cuz, to think again. The fashion changeth daily.
如今的佛罗伦萨 Silken hose is banished
丝绸紧身裤已经逐渐淡出人们的视线 in Florence just now.
取而代之的是紫色海鹦腿裤子 Instead, purple puffling pants,
再系一条黄色腰带 yellow tights
现在蠢蠢的丝绸袜带真的非常流行 and really silly cross-garters are all the rage.
现在如果有人不穿着此参加宴会 Any who come a-prancing dressed not so
都会令人觉得很丢脸 will make a poor show indeed.
- 真的吗? - 真的 - Really? - Really.
天哪 我由衷的感谢你告诉我这一切 Goodness. M... My heartfelt thanks for telling me this,
因为我可不想在大家面前出丑 for I would fain make a good impression.
那我等着看你在宴会的精彩亮相 Then I will see you at the prancings.
祝好 Good day.
那么 他想怎么样? Well, what did he want?
他说他很抱歉 想为此做出补救 He said he was sorry and wanted to make a mend.
这不是很好吗? Isn't that lovely?
他在撒谎 太他妈的明显了 He is lying, bloody obvious.
他看起来似乎为他叫我暴发户式的乌鸦 He does seem a cuddling turnaround
诚恳地道歉 for him calling me an upstart crow.
因为他深知这位格林先生就正如同绿眼怪一样 'Tis he is certain this Greene who is all green like the green-eyed sea monster
并没有像独眼的裤子怪一样 从善如流 does not turn joyful pink, like the one-eyed trouser-monster
每次都那么变幻莫测 in so swift a time.
嗯 你要是这么说 确实有点奇怪 Hmm. It is a bit strange, when you put it like that.
他说我的紧身裤不时髦 He told me my tights weren't fashionable enough
应该穿紫色的海鹦腿裤子 黄色腰带 and that I should wear purple puffling pants, yellow tights
还有蠢蠢的丝绸袜带去参加宴会 and really silly cross-garters to the prancing.
他是想骗你让你穿得像个傻子 He's trying to trick you into looking stupid.
正是如此! Exactly!
那我就偏要穿暗色的衣服 So must I go all clad in sombre garb,
颜色暗得像突起的奶头 like a God-prodding pure-titty
我也骗一骗他 and thus filch him of his gulling.
太棒了 Absolutely.
但是... And yet...
... 为什么格林这么恨我呢? ... why does this Greene hate me?
因为他嫉妒你 Because he's jealous.
肯定是 宝特姆 Exactly, Bottom.
因为我是一个天才 Because I'm a genius.
我可不是这么说的 That's not actually what I said.
自从... 知道我是一个多么聪明的人后 And... and since he knows how clever I am,
他肯定知道 he must know that
如果他让我穿看上去很愚蠢的宴会服饰 if he tells me to wear stupid prancing pants,
我会识破他的谎言 反而身穿暗色的衣服 I will get his bluffle and come in sombre garb,
而他就会身穿 whilst he besports his dainty leg
颜色鲜明的意大利黄色交叉吊带袜 in finest Italian cross-gartered yellow.
你想多了 先生 You're over-thinking this, Master.
所以负负得正 我应该 And so must I practise on him a double-bluffle
紫色的海鹦腿裤子参加宴会! and go a-prancing in purple pants!
威廉·莎士比亚和他的犹太大剧在哪里? Where be Will Shakespeare and his Jew play?
真让人沮丧 This is most frustrating.
评论很糟糕很伤人... 我知道那种感受 Well, bad review... knocks you back. I know the feeling.
除了 等一等 我不难受 Except, hang on, I don't,
因为我至今零差评! because I've never had one!
个人而言 我从来不读评论 Personally, I never read reviews.
哦... Oh...
虽然红狮戏院厕所的墙上 Although there was a lovely
有一个关于我饰演的仙后的涂鸦 piece of graffiti about my Faerie Queene
不过还挺可爱的! scratched on the wall behind the privy at the Red Lion!
伯比奇先生! Master Burbage!
为什么 格林先生 我们欠这位先生什么吗? Why, Mr Greene, to what do we owe this honour?
你很清楚 You know very well.
我写信建议 I sent word suggesting a revival
你重新排演我的戏剧 of mine own sublime Friar Bacon And Friar Bungay
修道士培根和修道士邦奇 for your next production.
你却没有回复 You have not replied.
啊 是的 Ah, yes. Well,
绝妙的想法 邦奇和培根 lovely idea, Bunglay And Bacon.
培根和邦奇 Bacon And Bungay.
这两个都不错 Brilliant stuff, and all that.
我们只是在等莎士比亚先生的新剧 It's just that we await a new piece from Mr Shakespeare.
什么? Really?
莎士比亚... 莎士比亚... Shakespeare... Shakespeare...
好吧 不久你就会爬着过来找我的 Well, you may yet find you come crawling back to me 'ere long.
你说的这只乌鸦 This crow you speak of
受到南安普顿勋爵的邀请 is invited to saucy prancings
去参加群魔乱舞的宴会 at Lord Southampton's,
我相信他肯定会死得很难看 and methinks he'll put up so poor a show
甚至再也不想在这里露面 he'll ne'er be seen in this town again.
我等待着你的召唤 I'll await your summons.
祝好 Good day.
难以置信! Unbelievable!
刚刚停下来 完全停下来 He just stopped. Stopped dead.
苏珊娜 你的父亲回家了 Susanna, your father's home.
帮你的父亲把大衣脱了 Help him with his cloak.
哦 好的 好的 Oh, yeah. That's right.
我忘记我是一个仆人! I forgot I'm a slave!
什么停下来 亲爱的? What stopped, doll face?
马车 马车停在 The coach. We were just
利明顿温泉镇 pulling into Leamington Spa when it stopped
离驿站不到五十码 barely 50 yards from the post house.
没有解释! 没有道歉! No explanation! No apology!
就这么在那里... 停了一整天! It just stood there... for a day!
为什么? 这是为什么? I mean, why? Just why?!
你怎么回家了呢? 你想我们了吗? What are you doing home, anyway? Did you miss us?
当然不是说你的母亲 你又不是疯了! I mean, not your mother, obviously. You're not insane!
我能听见你 安妮·莎士比亚 I can hear you, Anne Shakespeare,
你只是一个平庸的妇人 and you're a very common woman.
实话告诉你吧 老婆 我得到一个差评 To tell the truth, Wife, I've had a bad review
所以我必须写出一部非常好的戏剧... and must put on a really good show, so...
我们可能正有你需要的东西 Oh, we might have just the thing,
威廉 说吧 约翰 William. Go on, John.
告诉他 你的主意 Tell him your idea.
主意? 父亲 什... 什么主意? Idea? Dad, wh-wh... What idea?
别听他的 亲爱的 爱嫉妒的糟老头 Don't listen to him, love. He's a nasty, jealous old arse-mungle.
我认为 It seems to me
你已通过你的智慧以及对语言的异常把控力 you've made quite a success of yourself with your ready wit
取得了非凡的成就 and uncanny command of language,
但是你就是没那么聪明 but you're not that bloody clever.
我就和你一样机智 太容易了 I'm as witty as you are, easy.
嗯 Hmm.
我... 我在想我们要如何利用我们的优势 I'm... I'm... I'm wondering where we're going with this.
他想要分一杯羹 你可别答应 He wants to get in on it. Don't you let him.
你想要写剧本吗 父亲? You want to write plays, Dad?
不 不是剧本 我讨厌你的剧本 No, not plays. I hate your plays.
但是你不仅仅是一个写剧本的 不是吗? But you're not just a playwright, are you?
你还是一个诗人 一个多才多艺的聪明人 You're also a poet, a wit and an all-round smartarse.
一个故事大王 老公 A raconteur, Husband.
在巴黎 他们说"聪明人" In Paris, they say "Raconteur",
法语 聪明人的意思 which is French for smartarse.
我在想 我们可以成为搭档 And I was thinking, we could do it together.
- 搭档? - 就有点像唱双簧 - Together? - Like a sort of double act.
你是那个赫赫有名 机智成功的儿子 You the famous, witty, successful son,
而我是那个脾气暴躁的父亲 me the grumpy old dad who's
对你的成功和掀起的风潮不屑一顾 unimpressed by your success and fashionable ways.
唯一一个能指出 The only one who can
你其实只是个小角色的人 really point out what a knob you actually are.
因为他是你的父亲 Because he's your dad.
也... 也许 M-Maybe...
我不太确定 I'm n-n-not sure.
你因为我是一个被定罪的犯人而感到羞愧 You're ashamed of me cos I'm a convicted criminal.
不 不 我只是... No, no. I just...
你觉得你那该死的伦敦范 Oh, you think you've got above us
比我们所有人都高贵吗? with your bloody London ways?
但是恐怕你永远都不会 But I fear you'll never truly
真正被那些上流人士接受 be accepted by the cock-snobbled folderols
因为你就是个 on account of the fact
吃大头菜的乡下废物 you're a turnip-chomping country bum-shankle.
父亲 不是这样的! Not so, Father!
正如你知道的 As you well know, I'm
我受邀参加南安普顿勋爵的群魔乱舞的宴会 invited to Lord Southampton's saucy prancings,
不能比这更高大上了吧! and you don't get more cock-snobble than that!
所以说 老婆 我需要一条新的紧身裤 On which subject, Wife, I need new tights.
看上去 为了紧跟潮流 It seems, to fit the fashion, I must
我必须穿着紫色海鹦腿裤子 come all attired in purple puffling pants,
黄色腰带还有蠢蠢的丝绸袜带去参加宴会 yellow tights and really stupid cross-garters.
你得给我缝出来 You must stitch them for me.
我哪有钱去买这些材料呢? And how am I to afford the material?
怎么了 就用我上次给你的先令 剩的那些 Why, from what remains of the shilling I did give thee last time.
- 我都花光了 - 花光了? 怎么花的? - I've spent it. - Spent it? On what?
怎么花的 On what
你还问我 哥们 On what, mate
我有个该死的茅屋要管理 I've got a bloody cottage
一大家子要养 这不都是钱啊! to run and a family to raise, that's what!
我盖好了屋顶 扫好了烟囱 I'm having the roof thatched, the chimneys are being swept,
我雇了捕鼠人去收拾床铺 I've had the rat-catcher round to do the beds,
哈姆奈特放牙齿的木头盒要重新上漆 Hamnet's wooden tooth needs re-varnishing,
我还给朱迪思买了一只白鼬 and I bought a ferret for Judith's hair,
吃她头发里的虱子 to eat the nits.
我要付钱给女巫指控人 I paid off the witch-accuser so
让他不要指控我和苏珊娜是女巫 he won't accuse me and Susanna of being witches,
尽管我觉得她其实就是个女巫! even though I think she might actually be a witch!
天哪 老妈! 你不用这么搞笑吧 Oh, God, Mum! Thou art so funny
我给双胞胎买了可爱的 I bought the twins lovely
新衣服 好穿去五朔节愚蠢的舞会 new outfits for the May Day stupid dance,
给哈姆奈特买了 a beautiful purple doublet and hose
一件漂亮的紫色紧身上衣和长筒袜 for Hamnet,
给朱迪思买了一条可爱的黄裙子 and a lovely yellow dress for Judith!
爸爸 你回来了! Dad, you came back!
你要来看我们的五朔节舞会! You're going to watch our May Day dance!
我们好喜欢新衣服 We love our new clothes,
还有这些彩色缎带 棒极了! and thanks for this wonderful colourful ribbon!
嗯... Hmm...
呃... Um...
听着 孩子们 有个坏消息 Look, kids, it's bad news.
你... 不能来看我们的舞会了吗? You... you're not going to watch us?
事实上 比这更糟一点 Actually, it's a bit worse than that.
哦 好! 耶! Oh, yes! Yah!
凯特 宝特姆 Kate, Bottom, I just
我只是想在宴会前看一下威廉的紧身裤 thought I'd drop by to check out Will's tights
确保他穿着得体 before the prancings, you know, make sure he's hanging properly,
小小黄段子
展现出优秀的博林布鲁克形象 showing good Bolingbroke contour.
他已经走了 马洛先生 He's already gone, Mr Marlowe.
是的 他兴奋的等不及了 Yeah, he were too excited to wait.
我想也是 他看起来怎么样? 很酷吗? Ooh, I bet he was. How did he look? Pretty cool?
嗯... 谈不上酷 Mmm... not exactly cool.
他看起来像一个巨大的引人注目的耳环 He looked like a massive futtocking cod-dangle.
罗伯特·格林来过 Robert Greene came round
告诉他身穿蠢蠢的服饰参加宴会 and told him to wear really silly pants,
紧身的 还有十字吊带袜 tights and cross-garters.
那么 很明显 他意识到这是一个骗局 So, obviously, he realised it was a bluffle,
就为了让他看起来像个白痴? to make him look a fool?
是的 不过后来他判断这是一个骗中骗 Yeah. But then he decided it was a double-bluffle.
等一等 等一等 Hang on, hang on.
你是说威廉觉得格林可能猜到 You're not saying that Will thought that Greene would guess
他会识破他让他身着 that he would spot his bluff to
蠢蠢的服饰的骗局 bluff him into wearing stupid prancing trousers,
而他的真实计划是骗中骗 so thought his actual plan was to twice-bluff him
让他不要身着蠢蠢的服饰 into not wearing stupid prancing trousers,
所以他决定身着蠢蠢的服饰 so he decided to counter bluff
实现逆袭? by wearing stupid prancing trousers?
没错 就是这么简单 Exactly. It's that simple.
是的 你好 Yes, hello.
我前来参加南安普顿勋爵群魔乱舞的宴会 I'm here for My Lord Southampton's saucy prancings.
是的 表演人员的入口 Yes. The artists' entrance
在后门 你得快点了 at the back door, please. And hurry up,
另一个小丑已经来了半小时了 the other clowns have been here half an hour.
威廉! 威廉! 威廉 还好追上你了 Will! Will! Will, thank God I've caught you.
格林在耍你呢 哥们 想让你看起来像个白痴 Greene's been playing you, mate. Trying to make you look a fool.
- 不会吧! - 哎呀呀! - No! - Well, well, well!
乡下的粗鄙的暴发户 Our upstart country
来参加高雅之人的宴会了吗? bum-snot come a-prancing 'mongst the dainties?
我知道 我看你就像一个来取悦小孩的弄臣 I know. I see now you are come as a jester to amuse the children.
这套服饰就表明 你这个人 The apparel oft proclaims the man and you,
小子 你是一个蠢蛋 sirrah, are proclaimed a fool.
我服了你了 格林 I salute you, Greene.
你知道我会猜到 You knew that I would guess
你会猜到我会怀疑这套蠢蠢的服饰 that you would guess that I would guess about the stupid pants
所以你这个老滑头骗中骗中骗了我 and so, with fiendish cunning, did you triple-gull me.
哪里 我只是告诉你身着蠢蠢的服饰 No, I just told you to wear stupid pants,
你就照做而已 and you did.
祝你宴会愉快! Happy prancing!
好吧 只能这样了 Well, that's that, then.
幸亏你及时赶到这阻止了我 基特 Thank heavens you got here in time to stop me, Kit.
如果我穿成这样进去了 If I'd gone in there dressed like this,
会被整个伦敦嘲笑的 I would have been laughed out of London.
既然如此 As it is,
我只能像一个下贱的乡巴佬一样溜走了 I must skulk away like a lowly oik
错过和那些废物混在一起的机会 and miss my chance amongst the folderols.
溜走? 溜走? 威廉 哥们 Skulk away? Skulk away?! Will, mate,
你从我告诉你的话里面没学到点什么吗? have you learned nothing from what I told you?
绅士绝不会偷偷摸摸溜走的 A gentleman doesn't skulk.
昂首阔步! He struts!
基特 你愿意为了我穿成这样去宴会吗? Kit, you'd go to the prancings dressed like that? For me?
当然愿意 你是我的哥们 Course I would. You're a mate.
而且我很喜欢滑稽短剧 Besides which, I quite fancy the skit.
等到酷小孩 By the time cool kid
马洛穿着如此跳一两支舞之后 Marlowe's danced a jig or two dressed like this,
整个伦敦的人们都会穿着紫色的裤子! the whole of London will be wearing purple pants!
我要怎么感谢你? How can I ever thank you?
- 你看着办吧 - 好吧 - I'll leave it with you. - Right.
我听说莎士比亚 And I hear Shakespeare made
在舞会上取得了巨大的成功 a huge success at the prancings after all.
也许现在他会给我们提供他的新剧 Perhaps now he would then at last give us his new piece
事实上威廉正在忙着写他的剧本 Actually Burbage, Will has a bit write of his block at the moment
他让我代为道歉 and he sends his apologies
哦! Oh!
然而我这里却有一个剧本 I however have on something of a role
一个新创作的剧本吗? 你写的吗? A new play? By you?
只是我匆忙完成的一点东西 It’s just a little thing I dashed off,
我想你们可能会喜欢的 I think you might like it.
马耳他的犹太人... The Jew Of Malta...
... 作者克里斯托弗·马洛 ... by Christopher Marlowe.
雅芳河畔斯特拉特福
你把剧本给马洛 我很高兴 I'm glad you gave that play to Marlowe.
凯特说得对 Kate was right.
这个世界上有太多的偏执 There's enough intolerance
但是却没有你这样聪明的家伙 in the world without clever dicks like you
用它来调动暴民 using it to thrill the mob.
可能你是正确的 Perhaps you're right.
傻瓜 你比那强多了 你知道的 You're bigger than that, doll. You know you are.
嗯 我想我也是 Yes. I think perhaps I am.
什么时候你应该再写一部犹太人的大剧 You should do another big Jew play sometime.
给犹太人一点正面的特质 But give the Jews some sympathetic traits.
一个友好的犹太人? A nice Jew?
我的天哪 太激进了 安妮 Bloody hell. Pretty radical, Anne.
我不是说他一定要友好 只是要有点人性 Oh, I don't say he has to be nice, just human.
我不认识犹太人 I don't know any Jews meself.
没人认识 No-one does.
他们都被爱德华一世赶出英格兰了 They were all thrown out of England by Edward I,
从那以后都不允许他们回来了 and none has ever been allowed back in.
但是我想 如果你刺痛他们 他们也会流血 But I imagine, if you prick 'em, they bleed.
如果你挠他们痒 他们也会笑 像我们一样 If you tickle 'em, they'll laugh, just like we do.
这些想法很大胆 老婆 These are bold thoughts, Wife,
但是可能有可以借鉴的东西 but there may be something in it.
我会让这个想法好好孕育一下的 I'll let it gestate.
孕育?! Gestate?!
孕育? Gestate?
如果你的意思是考虑一下 为什么不直说? If you mean think about it, then why not just say it?
我不是在跟你演双簧 父亲 去睡觉吧 I'm not doing a double act with you, Dad. Go to bed.
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