新贵 第一季第四集
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翻译： Poppins Trist 臭屁妞 路子1126 余瑾 MioMio 浅唱芳芳
爱算不得真爱
嗯... 这暴发户式的乌鸦 Mm... This upstart crow
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校对： 爽爷 后期： Poppins
居然在人生巅峰的道路上越走越远 is ever more advanced in the world,
用高帅富的形象提升自己的逼格 beautifying himself in the feathers of a gentleman.
枉我苦苦找寻 In vain have I sought to find
他在礼仪之中的漏洞 some chink in the armour of his propriety,
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一些淫逸的丑闻 或是一些罪恶 some lewd scandal or base crime
把他送进地牢 with which to dispatch him to the dungeon
或是送上绞刑架 or the gallows.
他声称过着清白的生活 He claims to lead a blameless life
已婚 清醒 能力者... married, sober, solvent...
无聊之人 dull.
但是所有人都有秘密 But all men have their secrets,
等我找到威廉·莎士比亚的秘密之时 and when I find Will Shakespeare's,
我会像 I will crush him
胡桃夹子压碎胡桃那般摧毁他 like a walnut betwixt the iron buttocks of a Titan.
威廉的伦敦住所
哦 就该是这样 Oh, yes.
哦 就他妈该是这样! Oh, bloody yes!
搞定了! Nailed it!
"我终于明白 "and this by that I prove,
爱火能使水发烫 水却难使爱火凉" Love's fire heats water, water cools not love."
搞定了! 终于他妈的搞定了! Finished! By Jupiter's hairy armpits!
他妈的搞定了! Bloody finished!
搞定什么了 莎士比亚先生? Finished what, Mr Shakespeare?
我的第一百五十四首十四行诗 My 154th sonnet.
周期结束 The cycle be complete.
成果展出! 太好了! Result! Oh, yeah!
谁是吟游诗人? 我是吟游诗人! Who the bard? Me the bard!
抑扬格五音步是跪在我脚下的小婊砸! lambic pentameter is my bitch!
英文诗的基本音步类型是抑扬格 每行五音步
我以为你在努力写着 I thought you were working
你那美好又不幸的爱情剧本 on your wonderful star-crossed lovers play.
我是在写 凯特 I am, Kate,
但是十四行诗来得太快就像龙卷风 but a sonnet be like the idle wind
当它在你体内搅动的时候 你就要释放出来 when it bubbleth within, you have to let it out.
而且 这些诗句是我通往不朽殿堂的门票 Besides, these verses be my ticket to immortality.
通过它们 我将永生 Through them will I live forever.
为什么 莎士比亚先生? How so, Mr Shakespeare?
我要把它们都出版成册 I'm to have them published.
想象一下! Imagine it!
一个剧本不过是一阵空气 A play is but a puff of air,
演员们散发着臭气的呼吸给了剧本生命 a player's stinking breath doth give it life,
但是很快就会消散在那些 but no sooner is it spoke than 'tis lost
来看剧的无知观众的饱嗝里 amid the burps and fartle-barfles of the groundlings.
但是出版过的诗歌将永远存活! But a published poem lives forever!
人们热爱诗歌 People love 'em.
特别是这些篇幅短小 简单易懂的十四行诗 Particularly now these short and easily-digestible sonnets
让叙事诗看起来非常有上个世纪的感觉 have made the epic verse cycle look SO last century.
现在的年轻人 注意力都集中不了多久 Young people have such short attention spans these days.
这些要是出版成册的话 And with publishing,
孩子们夸张裤子的口袋里 kids have instant entertainment
就有了即时娱乐 in the pockets of their puffling pants.
我都能想象他们出去玩耍的时候 Oh, you see them hanging around together,
弯腰驼背地看一本 hunched over a book
写着十四行抑扬格五音步的书 of 14-line iambic pentameter,
呆若木鸡 宛若僵尸 thumbing away, transfixed like zombies.
不爱言谈 Not talking to each other.
不喜社交 Not interacting socially.
对身外之事浑然不知 Lost to the world.
"不要再看那十四行诗集!" 父母们喊叫着 "Get off your book of sonnets!" Cry parents up and down the land.
"你会驼背的!" "You'll develop a hunch!"
在刺激如此微小 I do worry about
无法激发他们的想象力的年代 how their brains will develop
我真的很担心 with so little variation
他们的大脑会如何发展 of stimulus to challenge their imagination.
谁在乎呢? Who cares?
重点是 十四行诗歌 The point is, sonnets are
才是孩子们该挖掘的东西 what the kids are digging and ever shall.
这就是我一度放弃写剧本 Which is why I have, for a time, abandoned drama
改写诗歌的原因 and switched to churning out poems.
我以为我永远都写不完了 I thought I'd never get them finished.
最后一句话我挣扎了一上午 I've been struggling over this last one all morning.
最后就是押不到韵 Couldn't get the final rhyme.
所以你放弃了吗? 可能是最好的出路 So you gave up? Probably best.
我根本没放弃 有木有 I didn't give up at all.
最后的押韵我写出来了 而且非常完美 I found my final rhyme, and it's genius.
"我终于明白 "and this by that I prove,
爱火能使水发烫 水却难使爱火凉" Love's fire heats water, water cools not love."
"明白"并没有和"爱"押韵 Except "Prove" Doesn't actually rhyme with "Love".
是的 但是十分接近... 这样更好 Ah, yes, but it nearly does, which is... which is even better.
嗯哼 并没有 Hmm, not really.
是的 根本就没有十分接近 Yeah, it's not even close.
要让"明白"和"爱"押韵 For "Prove" To rhyme with "Love",
你得说"明百" 不过那简直就是垃圾 you'd have to say "Pruv", which would be just rubbish.
或者你可以说"爱清" Or you could say "Loove".
"我终于明白 "and this by that I prove,
"爱火能使水发烫 水却难使爱清火凉 "Love's fire heats water, water cools not loove."
我觉得这个可以有... 还可以拖长音 I think it could work... at a stretch.
我不想要拖长音! I don't want it to stretch!
正式的韵脚过于无聊 The proper rhyme is boring.
我真的觉得民众会更喜欢 I honestly think people prefer their poems
真正押韵的诗歌 莎士比亚先生 to actually rhyme, Mr Shakespeare.
当然了 就像那句 Course they do. Like that brilliant one
不能咯咯叫的公鸡一样 about the cock that couldn't cluck.
你最近写了什么诗歌吗 宝特姆? Have you written any poems lately, Bottom?
我们能指望在可预见的未来 Can we expect to see
看到由神一样的宝特姆创作的 a collection of 154 sonnets
囊括了一百五十四首十四行诗的诗集吗? attributed to the divine Bottom in the foreseeable future?
并不能 No.
并不能? 为什么会那样? No? And why would that be?
- 因为我写不出 - 正是如此 - Cos I can't write. - Exactly.
来全体起立惊奇地看看 Let all stand in wonder
这位世界上第一个不识字的文学评论家 at the world's first illiterate literary critic.
我认为你曾经说过所有的评论家都不识字 I thought you said all critics were illiterate.
别跟我油嘴滑舌的 宝特姆! Don't get clever with me, Bottom!
我很抱歉 我认为我很愚蠢 I'm sorry. I thought I was thick.
我到底是哪个? 聪明还是愚蠢? Which one am I? Clever or thick?
我都被弄糊涂了 I'm confused.
愚蠢 因为你都看不出我的韵脚有多绝妙 Thick, because you can't see how good my rhyme is.
因为它他妈的根本就不押韵! Cos it doesn't futtocking rhyme!
它恰好正是整个押上的点 Which is the entire futtocking point.
现在闭上你那吃又无法长肉的 Now shut thee that which eateth food but grows not fat,
说却说不出聪明话的 speaketh words but be not wise,
且打了响嗝也放不出屁的... and burpeth loud but makes not gas...
真要了命了 先生 直接说"嘴"不就得了 Bloody hell, master, just say "Mouth".
人们不会有共鸣的 People aren't impressed, you know.
不好意思 我必须努力! 我的错! Sorry, must try harder! My bad!
别这样 先生们 Come on, boys.
我们不要再为一个不押韵的韵脚争吵了 Let's not fall out over a rhyme that doesn't rhyme,
即使它是一个韵脚 even though it's a rhyme.
莎士比亚先生 Have you really written 154 sonnets,
你真的写了一百五十四首十四行诗吗? Mr Shakespeare?
太了不起了 That's amazing.
我发现写诗有助于放松精神 Well, I find it therapeutic.
它们能帮助我处理情绪 They help me deal with my moods.
- 比如爱上一个男人 - Like being in love with a bloke.
- 我没有爱上一个男人 - I am not in love with a bloke.
你给他写了那么多首情诗 You've written him a lot of poems.
不只是他一个 Not just him.
我的... 我的十四行诗 My... My sonnets
是由双生的缪斯赋予的灵感 are inspired by twin muses.
出自《莎士比亚十四行诗》第一部分即前一百二十六首
一个神秘的美少年... The mysterious Fair Youth...
献给一个年轻的贵族 歌颂了这位朋友的美貌以及他们的友情
正是你中意的那个 Who you fancy.
正是我审美式的欣赏的那个 Whom I admire aesthetically.
出自《莎士比亚十四行诗》第二部分即第一百二十七首至最后
... 然后我的另一位缪斯 ... and my other muse,
一位风情万种的黑女郎 the sultry Dark Lady.
描写爱情
确定一定以及肯定是你中意的那个 Who you absolutely definitely fancy.
是的 我确定一定以及肯定中意她 Yeah. I absolutely definitely do,
自从基特·马洛介绍我们认识 ever since Kit Marlowe introduced us.
但是 莎士比亚先生 你可是有妇之夫 But, Mr Shakespeare, you are a married man.
我知道 凯特 所以我才用我秘密的激情 I know that, Kate, which is why I've used my secret passion
去创作冗长的十四行诗系列 to create a lengthy series of sonnets,
然后我会将它们出版 从此名垂不朽 which I will then publish and thus become immortal.
所以让你激情圆满的快感更多是 So much more satisfying to consummate a passion poetically
诗意地栖息于纯白的纸张之上 betwixt pure white sheets of paper
而非肉体们纠缠于白亚麻床单之上 rather than physically in the snowy linen sheets of love.
呃 不管怎么说 Hmm. At least that's what I keep trying to tell myself,
至少我一直是这么告诉自己的 anyway.
我也是 Me, too.
不过我必须坦白 But I must confess,
我曾有过一次小小的浪漫的放纵 I have allowed myself one small romantic indulgence.
在正式出版前 I have commissioned
我已经委托伯比奇和他的演员们 Burbage and his players
为我的双生缪斯吟诵十四行诗 to recite my sonnets to my twin muses prior to publication.
前一百二十六首送给我的南安普顿勋爵 The first 126 to my Lord Southampton.
南安普顿勋爵?! Lord Southampton?!
他就是那个年轻的贵族吗?! Is he the Fair Youth?!
好一剂猛料! Good goss!
有些人认为可能是他 Some might think it be him,
但是年轻的贵族的身份将永远保持暧昧 but the identity will always remain ambiguous.
然后剩下二十八首我会寄给艾米利亚·拉尼尔 And the other 28 I will send to Emelia Lanier.
艾米利亚·拉尼尔? Emelia Lanier?
那个著名的威尼斯宫廷音乐家的女儿? Daughter of the celebrated Venetian court musician?
她是黑女郎吗? She's the Dark Lady?
再说一次 我已经把这问题留给大众去猜测 Again I have left the matter open,
但是我们私下里说那就是她 but between you and me it's definitely her.
说的好像有人会在乎这件事一样 As if anyone will ever give a tosslington about it either way.
现在我得回斯特拉特福了 And now I must journey to Stratford,
我把我打算出版的第二份副本放在家里了 where I keep the second copies, which I intend for publication.
天哪 莎士比亚先生 Goodness, Mr Shakespeare.
你把这些情意绵绵的诗歌副本 You keep copies of these passionate poems
放在斯特拉特福了吗? in Stratford?
你就不怕莎士比亚夫人会读到它们吗? Aren't you worried that Mrs Shakespeare might read them?
不可能的 No chance of that.
它们被藏得很好 They be too well hid.
她不识字 She can't read.
雅芳河畔斯特拉特福
回家了我... Home am I...
母亲 父亲 老婆 女儿! Mother, Father, Wife, Daughter!
我带了麦芽啤酒和馅饼 Bring ale and pies.
召唤从圣母院学校回来的双胞胎 Summon the twins from their dame school.
你们永远爱着的老公 父亲 和儿子回家了 Your ever-loving husband, father and son is home.
呃 是的 旅程还不错 Er, yes, well, not a bad journey.
感谢问候 Thanks for asking
只耽搁半天的时间 Only half a day late.
我们在沃特福德的收费公路上撞车了 Coach crash at the Watford Turnpike.
倒不是那起事故耽搁了我们 It wasn't the crash that delayed us.
惊奇的是 当地的手表 Amazingly, the local watch
倒是有效解决了这个问题 cleared that up with some efficiency.
不 事实是所有 No, 'twas the fact that all
经过的人都走得慢的跟蜗牛一样 who then passed must slow to a snail's pace
呆头呆脑地盯着事故现场 to gawp at the wreck.
为什么人们要那样做? Why do people do that?
我突然想到在我们所有人中都有好的和坏的 It occurred to me that there be good and bad in all of us,
他们在不断的冲突 and they be in constant conflict.
我一直在自言自语地 I've been toying with a
戏弄这个话题 你们对此怎么看? soliloquy on the subject. What do you think?
"看还是不看... "To gawp, or not to gawp...
这是一个值得考虑的问题 that is the question.
是向被压扁在死马下的马车夫抛媚眼 Whether 'tis nobler to ogle
马车夫抛媚眼... At a coachman squashed under a dead horse...
... 或是拿起武器反抗淫欲的目光 ... Or take arms against the urge to perv,
通过对比 自我感觉更加良好" And by opposing, feel a bit better about oneself."
你们觉得怎么样? What do you think?
放在哪部剧本里面比较合适? Might be useful somewhere?
我喜欢这句子的结构 I like the structure.
嘿! Hello!
我在这里! I'm here!
我在伦敦获得了空前的成功 Returned with news of ever more success in London.
我的诗歌现在非常有名 My poetry is much noted.
哦 我读过你所有的诗歌 威廉·莎士比亚 Oh, I know all about your poetry, Will Shakespeare.
她找到十四行诗的说 爸爸 She found the sonnets, Dad.
你太混蛋了 你真的 You're so crap, you really are.
十四行诗? The sonnets?
但是她不识字的说 But surely she couldn't read them.
她让我读给她听的 She made me read them to her.
我为什么教一个女孩子认字?! Why did I teach that girl to read?!
在社会上 我通过自己 Hoist am I
迸发出的进步的火花照亮人生 by my own socially-enlightened petard!
我从来没想过会有这么一个卑鄙的儿子 I never thought a son of mine could be so base.
这都是我下嫁的错 My own fault for marrying beneath me.
你这个女人 结婚时唯一在你下面的东西 The only thing beneath you when you got married
就是该死的地板 was the bloody floor, woman.
地上连个尿壶都没有 You didn't have a pot to piss in.
谁是那位黑女郎 威廉? Who's this Dark Lady, Will?
黑女郎? 有黑女郎人这个人吗? Dark Lady? I-Is there a Dark Lady?
哦 你肯定知道黑女郎的 确实如此! Oh, you know right well there's a Dark Lady, forsooth!
现在没人说"确实如此" 妈妈 太老土了 Nobody says "Forsooth" Any more, Mum. It's medieval.
哦 你是说十四行诗里面的黑女郎吗? Oh, the Dark Lady in the sonnets?
是的 威廉 Yes, Will.
十四行诗里的那位女郎 The lady in the sonnets.
有着浓密黑亮的头发和一双黑眸子的女人 The dark-eyed woman with the thick black hair
把你迷得够呛的那个! you seem so fascinated with!
其实... 也许这个人是你 Well... perchance 'tis thee,
安妮 因为... Anne, for...
你拥有黑亮的双眼和乌黑的秀发 you have dark eyes and raven hair.
在特定的光线下 In a certain light.
优秀的诗歌都是来源于生活而高于生活的 Good poetry is never direct or literal.
那些想象成分不能太直白 The imagery should be oblique.
苏珊娜 读一读我们标记的地方 Read me those bits we marked, Susanna.
"你的爱于我来说就像不退的高烧... "Your love is as a fever...
使我陷入疯狂 永不得安宁" Frantic mad with evermore unrest."
恶心死了 爸爸! 真的 太恶心了! Yuck, Dad! I mean, seriously, just yuck!
这些都是在说我吗 威廉? Is that about me, Will?
你是因为我而躁动不安吗? Are you frantic mad with restless love for me?
在客厅说这样的话真的好吗? Is this really a proper conversation for the front parlour?
玛丽 你的丈夫正在客厅上大号呢! Mary, your husband's taking a dump in the front parlour!
外面在下雨 It's raining.
英国人本来就是在家里上厕所的 An Englishman's home is his privy.
你是不是有外遇了 威廉? Are you having an affair, Will?
没有 没有 我... 发誓 No. No, I... I swear.
没有 千真万确 Honestly. Truly.
你如此质问我让我很伤心 You do hurt me with these churlish suspicions
我的眼中涌出水流 却无法饮用 and bring to mine eye that which though 'tis water be not drunk
虽然它是咸的却不能腌制鳕鱼 and though 'tis salted be not cod.
什么?! What?!
眼泪 孩子 眼泪! Tears, girl. Tears!
我知道 爸爸 我知道你说的是眼泪 Yeah, Dad, I know you mean tears.
我只是 被你吓到了 I'm just, like, aghast.
我不可能说出句句箴言 这需要不断修改 Look, they can't all be gold. It's work in progress.
老婆 别这样 Wife, please,
我是一名忠诚的丈夫 I am a true and faithful husband.
没有人能比得上你毛茸茸的洞穴... No other tufted lady grotto than thine...
...对于那些带着紫头盔的陌生人 ... hath given good shelter
它很好地隐蔽了自己... to the stranger in the purple helm that doth...
那些陌生人进去的时候笔直强壮 .. that doth enter upstanding strong
离开的时候疲软萎缩 but departs a limp and shrunken weakling.
我简直要吐了 I am actually going to be sick.
我必须躺一会儿 I shall certainly have to have a lie-down.
和我结婚的人是你 I be married to thee.
你是和我结婚了 You're married to me,
但是却给别的贱女人写诗 but you're writing poems about some stinksome whore-slap!
还有美少年 And the Fair Youth.
别忘了那个美少年 Don't forget the Fair Youth.
是的 爸爸 也太奇怪了吧 Yeah, Dad, that is pretty weird.
而且还很危险 儿子 法律可是有规定的 And dangerous. There's laws, son.
那个美少年只是一个普通朋友而已 The Fair Youth is just a pal.
好吧... Look...
我承认 我在伦敦时目睹了一些美好的事物 I admit that while in London seen and admired have I
并爱慕那些美好的体验 many dainties of beauty and experience
在空闲时 也许还写了 and perhaps did idly pen
一些关于他们的晦涩难懂的诗篇 some obscure and somewhat impenetrable verse about them.
但是我对你是忠诚的 But I be faithful to thee.
好吧... Well...
... 也许是 也许不是 ... maybe you are and maybe you aren't.
但是我现在不想和一个 But I shan't share my bed
爱慕着美少年和黑女郎的男人 with someone who is thinking about Fair Youths
同床共枕 and Dark Ladies.
所以在你想清楚之前 So until you sort yourself out,
要么去牛棚和哞哞夫人睡 you can either sleep in the cowshed with Mrs Moo-Moo
要么就滚回伦敦去 or you can sod off back to London.
因为现在我讨厌你 Because I don't like you
灰常十分讨厌你 威廉·莎士比亚 very much at the moment, Will Shakespeare.
我一点也不喜欢你 I don't like you very much at all.
你想到这里面来吗? Do you want to get in here?
哦 不... Oh, no...
你的脖子已经在里面了 you're already up to your neck in it.
红狮戏院
"我可以把你比作夏日吗? " "Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?"
- 哦 我真的觉得这句话很美 - 是的 - Oh, I do think that's pretty. - Yes.
这个画面真美 Such a lovely image of
每个人的爱情就像是八月美丽的破晓 one's love like a beauteous August morn.
是的 新鲜的 火花四溅 充满阳光 Yes. Fresh, sparkling, sun-drenched.
嗯 是的 除非下雨了 Hm, yeah, unless it's raining.
"我可以说你有一点湿了吗? " 哼! "Shall I say you're a bit wet and soggy?" Hmm!
浪漫? 我不这么想 Romantic? Don't think so.
停止那样做 肯普 Do stop doing that, Kempe.
什么? 停止做什么? What? Stop what?
变得才华横溢? Being brilliant?
不能 "为什么? " Can't. "Why?"
因为我就是这么有才华 Cos I am brilliant.
那个... 那个... 笑声 That... That... laugh.
你总是不停地这么做 现在 停下来! You keep doing it all the time. Now, stop it!
是的 让我听得牙直痒痒 Yes, it doth rattle me to my very teeth.
哦 是的 笑声 Oh, right, yeah, the laugh.
听着 事情是这样的... See, the thing is...
我随处都能看到喜剧 懂吗? I see comedy everywhere, yeah?
我所涉及的层面 I get stuff
你们都还没开始了解 所以... you couldn't even begin to get, so...
我十分了解喜剧 谢谢你 I understand comedy very well, thank you.
哼 哼!相当了解 伯比奇 相当 Hm-hmm! Quite well, Burbage, quite.
但是如果你像我一样是一个天才 But if you're a genius, like me,
就会发现还有另一个层面 所以... there's another level, so...
另一个层面 肯普? Another level, Kempe?
是的 我能看到喜剧的深意 懂吗? Yeah. I see deep comedy, yeah?
比如下面 "哦 这有点好玩" 以及... Beneath the, "Ooh, it's a bit funny," And beyond...
只有我能体会到隐晦的有趣的喜剧 to the secret, very funny comedy only I get.
这就是我为什么频繁地 That's why I do
发出令人讨厌的笑声 懂吗? my massively annoying laugh, yeah?
告诉你一个窍门 这对表演很用 真的 To let you in on it. It's a bit of a favour, really.
现在 在我去找艾米利亚夫人之前 Now, before I go to Lady Emelia's,
我需要你的帮助 凯特 I wanted your help, Kate.
我现在急需你独特的女性思维的洞察力 I'm in urgent need of your unique insight into the feminine mind.
我正在寻找只有一个女人才能传达给 I'm looking for the understanding that only one woman
另一个女人的感情思想 can bring to the feelings of another.
哦... Oh...
我的... my...
天哪! God!
谢谢你! Thank you!
谢谢你 谢谢你! Thank you. Thank you!
谢谢你 Thank you.
什么? Pardon?
你终于让我饰演你的朱丽叶了! You're finally going to let me be your Juliet!
别胡说八道 小姑娘 你怎么会有这种想法? Don't be ridiculous, girl. Whatever gave you that idea?
当你说拜托我 When you begged
运用我独特的女性思维时 我... use of my unique feminine understanding, I...
... 自然而然地认为... ... naturally presumed...
自然而然地认为? 天哪 小姑娘! Naturally presumed? God's bodikins, girl!
真是胡说八道! What nonsense!
我知道我们讨论过这个想法 但是我再三思考 I know we've discussed the idea, but the more I think about it,
再三发现 要有说服力地 the more I see that what is required
在舞台上扮演一个女人所需要的 to convincingly portray a woman on stage
不是女性思维或者少女的洞察力 is not feminine understanding or girlish insight,
而是吱吱响的声音 撅起的嘴唇 it's a squeaky voice, pouty lips
和两个半个椰子的假胸 and a couple of half-coconuts.
我只是真的... I just really...
真的觉得一个真正的女孩来演朱丽叶 really feel that an actual girl
会更令人信服 would be more convincing.
另外 这是我的梦想 Plus, it's my dream.
凯特 现实点吧 Kate, be realistic.
法律规定女人不能上学 The law states that a woman may not attend university,
拥有职业 take a profession,
担任公职或拥有自己的财产 hold public office or own property.
根据法律规定 男人比女人优等 Men are better than women, by law.
确实如此 Exactly.
因此这意味着 It therefore follows that
男人们更擅长扮演女人 they must even be better at being women.
好吧 这很明显 Well, that's just obvious.
现在 拜托了 Now, please,
忘记你这些想要成为演员的愚蠢打算 forget these silly notions of becoming an actor
然后听我说 我需要建议 and attend to me. I need advice.
建议? Advice?
基督教徒中没有男人可以信赖的吗? Be there no men left in Christendom to confide in?
即使其中最无知的人 Surely even the most ignorant
也一定比我更适合成为圣人 would be a better oracle than I,
尽管我读的是拉丁文版的... who, though I read Virgil and Cicero...
维吾尔和西塞罗的作品... in Latin...
没有掉书袋子 have no cod-dangle,
这显然是集所有智慧为一体的文字 which clearly be the font of all wisdom!
凯特... Kate...
为你自己好 识相一点 Do yourself a favour. Wind in Mrs Smartarse.
男人无法忍受过于聪明的女人 Blokes can't stand clever birds.
能听我说了吗? Can we focus?
我的老婆安娜非常生我的气 My wife Anne is very angry with me
因为我写的一百五十四首情诗的对象不是她 because I've written 154 love poems to people who are not her.
天哪 女人! 我是说 她们总是那么敏感 God. Women! I mean, they're so bloody sensitive.
我懂 我懂 I know. I know.
重点是 凯特 我怎么样才能弥补我的过错? The point is, Kate, how can I put it right?
这个... Well...
我认为首先问题是 你还爱安娜吗? I suppose the first question is, do you still love Anne?
是的 当然 Yes, definitely.
我... 说的是真的 I... I honestly do.
尽管她是一个无知的不识字的挤奶女工 Ignorant, illiterate milkmaid though she be.
只是... It's just that...
过了十三年 我... after 13 years, I'd...
我真的很想试着和别的女人上床 I'd really like to lie with someone else.
是的 当然了! Well, duh! Huh!
不是说我真的要和别的女人上床 I'm not going to.
我就是... 就是想想而已 I'd... I'd just like to.
非常想 A lot.
非常非常想 A really, really lot.
诗歌能够帮助我发泄这邪恶的欲望 Poetry helps me deal with these unworthy urges.
每当我握起笔尖 I grab my trusty nib,
我的手腕就会不由自主的动起来... my wrist starts to fly and...
... 只要几下 我就会得到释放 ... within a few strokes, relief pours out of me.
呃... Well...
很抱歉 莎士比亚先生 I'm sorry, Mr Shakespeare,
但是如果你还想要和安妮和好的话 but if ever things are to be right 'twixt you and Anne again,
不管你这些... 下流的情诗是写给谁的 you're going to have to stop loving whoever it is
以后你都不要再留恋了 you're writing these... naughty poems to.
要是真有这么简单就好了 If only it were so simple
但是美少年和黑女郎是我的双生缪斯 but the Fair Youth and the Dark Lady are my twin muses.
是他们 让我的诗歌充满力量 'Tis they who empower my verse.
再说了 如果他们中有谁 Besides, once the two of
在读了我那令人赞叹和着迷的十四行诗之后 them read my sublime and bewitching sonnets,
我... 我相信他们肯定无法忘记我 I... very much doubt that they'll be able to stop loving me.
"... 我终于明白 "... and this by that I prove
爱火能使水发烫 水却难使爱火凉" Love's fire heats water. Water cools not lo-oove."
根本不押韵 It doesn't rhyme.
献给您的十四行诗 夫人 The sonnets, my lady.
看她读得多么沉醉 See how fervently she reads.
能成为如此神圣诗篇的主角 她该有多么感激 How grateful will she be to be the subject of such divine verse.
我正读到这段 Just reading the one
说我的眼睛一点也不像太阳 about my eyes being nothing like the sun.
啊 是的 多么精彩的开篇 您觉得呢? Ah, yes, a brilliant opening image, don't you think?
太阳代表明亮 闪耀 光芒四射 The sun being bright, shining, radiant
以及最重要的 热情 and, above all, hot.
是的 当然 Yes, absolutely.
但是你说 我的眼睛不是这样的 是吗? But you are saying my eyes are not?
哪壶不开提哪壶 哥们 Bit of an own goal there, mate.
人的眼睛不可能和太阳一样明亮 闪耀 Well, not as bright, shining,
光芒四射或者热情 radiant or hot, obviously.
那可是太阳 艾米利亚 We're talking about the sun, Emelia.
"如果雪是白色的 "If snow be white,
那为什么 她的胸脯是暗褐色的" why, then, her breasts are dun."
暗褐... Dun...
是英文单词黄褐色的意思 不是吗? is an English word for grey-brown, no?
平常会用这个词形容... 黄牛 As when you say... dun cow.
二比零 你又输了 Ouch. 2-0.
呃 是的 但是这个意象不仅仅是牛 Well, yes, but the image is only partially bovine.
我... 我肯定不会说 I'm... I'm not suggesting
你一个乳房上有四个乳头吧 you have but one bosom with four nipples.
威廉 你现在是在给自己挖坑 哥们 Will, you're really digging a hole for yourself here, mate.
"情人的呼吸 散发着臭气..." "The breath of my mistress reeks..."
你也喜欢这一段吗 莎士比亚先生? Were you happy with this as well, Mr Shakespeare?
我不知道 要不我换成 "散发出恶臭"? I don't know. Should it have been "Stinks"?
所以说这是在赞美我吗? 我是这么理解的 So this is supposed to be flattering? Just so I understand.
我明白了 我应该事先解释清楚的 I get it. Perhaps I should have explained.
这首情诗的精彩之处就在于 This love sonnet is particularly brilliant
它不仅仅是一首情诗 because besides being a
它还嘲讽了情诗 love sonnet it also satirises love sonnets.
你明白吗? You see?
就好像你... 你得到了双重效果 You're... You're getting double-bubble.
啊! 这是讽刺? Ah! This is satirical?
是的 传统的情诗总是赞美过头 Yes. Conventionally, love sonnets are ridiculously flattering.
它们总是荒谬的夸大 They make absurdly overblown
对方的美貌 claims for the beauty of their subjects.
我们不想要这样的 是吗? Well, we wouldn't want that, would we?
是的 Exactly.
于是我进行了惊人的创新 The love I show you
这是我写的第一百三十首情诗 in my startlingly innovative 130th sonnet
它其中的爱情更为伟大 is greater,
因为它承认了你的瑕疵 because it recognises your flaws.
下次给我写点好听的 Next time bring me sweets.
实际上 我也为你写了首诗 Actually, I wrote a poem for you as well.
艾米利亚 艾米利亚 Emelia, Emelia.
我多么想要触摸到你啊! By God, I'd like to feel ya!
终于! At last!
押韵的诗歌! A poem with a proper rhyme!
祝好 莎士比亚先生 Good day, Mr Shakespeare.
也许在你的男朋友那里 运气会好点 Perhaps you'll have better luck with your boyfriend.
南安普顿勋爵只是我的普通朋友 Lord Southampton is a pal.
"你有着女性优美的容颜 "A woman's face
是自然之手亲手造就..." with Nature's own hand Painted hast thou..."
等一等 停一下 Hang on, stop there.
所以你的意思是我长得像个女人? So you're saying I look like a girl?
不 我... 我没有这个意思 Yes. I... I don't mean it literally.
你没有吗? Oh, don't you?
"... 你创造的第一个女人" "... For a woman wert thou first created."
等一等 这个的意思是... Now, that means...
我太美了 上帝在创造我的时候 I'm so pretty that when God
心里实际上想要创造的是个女人 made me he actually intended to make a girl.
是的 正如我后面写的... Yes, but as I quickly add...
"大自然创造你的过程中 爱意逐渐萌生 "Till Nature, as she wrought thee, fell a-doting,
于是给你加了一个物体 让你变成男人" By adding one thing."
这个物体就男性生殖器? Which would be a cod-dangle?
呃 我并没有把它说出来 但是... Well, I don't actually say it, but...
所以我就是一个有生殖器的维纳斯? So I'm a Venus with a penis?
长命根子的婊子? A strumpet with a trumpet?
带了把的米兰达? A Miranda with a stander?
有男性生殖器的朱迪? A Judy with a protrudy?
简单的说... Put very simply...
"令我失意 她加了个物件" "And by addition me of thee defeated."
所以 你是想说 虽然我很美 So, to be clear, you think I'm pretty,
但是由于我是一个男人 but because I'm a man
你不能和我发生关系 you can't have sex with me.
但是... But...
所以你娶了一个挤奶工的老婆 Get thee hence to your milkmaid wife
来掩饰你是个同性恋的事实 who is clearly but a beard to your bechambered whoopsidom
不仅如此 and returneth not till
圣经彩虹之约 不再降洪水来毁灭世界
你们还打算繁衍生息! ye be ready to celebrate God's rich rainbow!
不是嘲笑"同性恋"这个词 Not laughing at the word "Whoopsidom".
而是嘲笑同性恋本身 Laughing beyond the word "Whoopsidom".
所以 其实不算一种冒犯 So, actually, that's not offensive.
事实上 我觉得它仇视同性恋 Actually, I find it deeply whoopsiphobic.
简直了 Blimey.
我本来想试着写写一系列古典情诗 You try and write a nice series of classic love poems
结果我得到了什么? and what do you get?
十四行诗第二部分献给一位黑女郎
黑女郎反对任何下流的暗喻 The Dark Lady objects to the tiniest allusion to halitosis
十四行诗第二部分献给美少年
美少年不能接受别人 and the Fair Youth seems to have a problem with being told
说他看起来像女的 he looks like a girl.
我不明白我为什么如此在意! I don't know why I bother!
双生缪斯不开心吗? Twin muses not happy?
是的 凯特 他们不高兴... 真是奇怪 No, Kate, they weren't... which is really weird,
因为这一百五十四首诗歌都是天才之作 because all 154 of them are works of genius.
而且 只要它们发表了 就会闻名世界 And what's more, once they're published, the world will know.
宝特姆!宝特姆在哪里! Bottom! I want Bottom!
是的 从第一部分的一百二十六首 Yes, I think that is clear
就能清楚地看出来 from the first 126 sonnets.
宝特姆 你把我的 Bottom, did you deliver
十四行诗交给女王陛下的出版局 my sonnets to Her Majesty's Master of Print
以便它们有可能获得出版许可证? that they may be licensed for publication?
是的 今天早上我接把它们 Yeah, I gave them straight over
直接交给罗伯特·格林了 to Robert Greene this morning.
格林? 罗伯特·格林? Greene? Robert Greene?
是的 他好像又升官了 Yeah. Looks like he's oiled himself into another top job.
他是新上任的出版局局长 He's the new print master.
格林拿到了我的十四行诗? Greene has my sonnets?
太可怕了! This is terrible!
他很可能会为了泄愤不给我许可证 He'll probably deny me a licence out of spite.
不 你会发现事情稍微比这严重一些 No, I think you'll find it's a little more serious than that,
莎士比亚先生 Mr Shakespeare.
护卫! Guards!
逮捕这个煽动同性恋的人 Arrest this man for incitement to hugger-tuggery.
放开! 你干什么... ? 不! Let go! What are you...? No!
地牢
格林先生... Mr Greene...
我是审判官 I am the Lord Inquisitor.
为什么把这个人绑在刑架上? Why lies this man upon the rack?
污秽之人 大人 污秽之人 Sodomy, my lord. Sodomy.
等会儿经过审问就会 This inquisition will
发现莎士比亚先生的淫秽作品 establish that Mr Shakespeare's vile pornography
都是煽动肮脏的同性恋的 is nothing more than an incitement to foul hugger-tuggery.
它们只是诗歌而已! They're just poems!
污秽是一项没有间接证据 Sodomy is a crime for which circumstantial evidence
的犯罪 is always allowable,
除了犯罪者之外很少有目击证人... there being rarely witnesses save the perpetrators...
并且其中一个犯罪者使用了错误的方式 and one of them is looking the wrong way.
大人... My lord...
我想为莎士比亚先生辩护 I wish to speak in Mr Shakespeare's defence,
由我的手下 纳德·宝特姆从旁协助 assisted by my clerk, Ned Bottom.
别担心 威廉 我和宝特姆有办法 Don't you worry, Will. Bottom and I have been working on a plan.
哦 天啊! Oh, God!
- 接着说 - 额... - Proceed. - Well...
我...就随手这么一翻 I... pluck a text at random.
"你的心愿汪洋无边..." "Wilt thou, whose will is large and spacious..."
他肯定心知肚明 "心愿"在这首诗里面 My lord will of course understand in this context
明显暗指性欲 "Will" Clearly denotes carnal desire.
格林的工作就是文学批判 The man's very business is literary criticism.
他说的完全正确 He's absolutely right.
诗歌的下一句是... The couplet continues...
"... 难道不能容我把我的心愿 "... Vouchsafe to hide my will
在里面隐埋" in thine,"
第二个"心愿"显然是一个双关语 the second "Will" Being quite obviously a deliberate pun
暗喻"小鸡鸡"... on the word "Willy"...
... 嗯 额 对男性生殖器的粗野叫法 ... an, er, uncouth slang for the male sexual organ.
该死 他写得不错! Damn, he's good!
还有这个囚犯的十四行诗的第一百二十六首 I will quote the prisoner's Sonnet 126,
献给一位美少年 which addresses this Fair Youth.
"把精力消耗在耻辱的沙漠里" "Th'expense of spirit in a waste of shame."
显然 诗中的 Clearly, in this context
"精力"暗指精液 "Spirit" Is an allusion to seminal fluid.
他说得对 这句诗歌就应该这样解读 He's right. That is how the line is destined to be interpreted.
这样我们就能在"耻辱的沙漠里"射精 Thus we have an ejaculation in a "Waste of shame",
这只能指男人 which can only mean a man,
因为没有其它 for there is no more
羞耻的地方来消耗精力了 shameful place in which to expend one's spirit.
除非是驴 Apart from perhaps a donkey.
给这个可恶的同性恋主义者行刑 Stretch the damned hugger-tugger
直到他肯承认为止! till he confesses!
请等一下 A moment, if you please.
别担心 威廉 我有办法 Don't you worry, Will. I've got this.
不好意思 不好意思 Sorry, sorry.
审判官大人 My Lord Inquisitor.
- 嗯 - 你已经有证据了 - Yes. - You have the evidence before you.
一百五十四首十四行诗 154 sonnets.
但是我想请问 您真的读过吗? But may I enquire if you've actually read them?
我不想说谎 I'm not going to lie.
我只是扫了一眼 Skimmed a bit.
那你觉得会有很多人去读吗? And do you think that many people are ever going to read them?
实际上不会 不会 Not really, no.
在那些真正去读的人中 Of those who do actually read them,
说实话 你觉得有多少人 how many of those do you think, honestly,
会真的对它的内容有一点想法? will actually have the faintest idea what it's about?
并不是很多 说实话 Well, not very many of them, if I'm honest.
就一会儿! Just a minute!
在那些有一丝想法的人中 Of those who do have a vague idea
当谈论诗歌的内容时 as to what they're about,
会有多少人在老师枯燥的逼迫学习下 how many of those will only have arrived at such an understanding
还只能浅显的理解诗歌? via forced study from joyless schoolmasters?
大多数人 我猜测 Well, most of them, I imagine.
真的看不出他们会快乐的阅读 Can't really see them being read for pleasure.
黄书就不一定了 不是吗? Not really a privy book, is it?
你疯了吗? 他们很聪明的! Are you mad? They're brilliant!
被告辩方表示 The defence contends
这些诗歌还远不能成为性腐败的刺激物 that far from being an incitement to sexual depravity,
实际上只是人们打瞌睡的诱因 these sonnets are in fact an incitement to a nice long nap.
没错 我的确睡着过一两次 Well, yes, I did nod off once or twice.
案件到此结束 I rest my case.
释放莎士比亚先生! Release Mr Shakespeare!
- 我反对! - 我也严重反对! - I object! - I bloody object, too!
感谢你和基特·马洛 宝特姆 我被无罪释放 Well... thanks to you and Kit Marlowe, Bottom, I'm acquitted.
但是我的诗歌只是故意地去模糊 But only on grounds that my poetry be too wilfully obscure
那些不想真正阅读的人 for anyone to bother actually reading.
有时候要想善良 必先残忍 Sometimes you've got to be cruel to be kind.
我再也不写十四行诗了 I'll no more of sonnets.
我觉得你应该再写一首 莎士比亚先生 I think you should write one more sonnet, Mr Shakespeare.
另外一首 凯特 为什么? Another one, Kate? Why?
为谁而写? 没有人喜欢它们 Who for? None likes them.
为了安妮 你的老婆 For Anne, your wife.
我一直都在琢磨你问我的问题 I've been thinking about what you asked me
如何赢回她的爱 how to win back her favour.
在我看来 如果你写诗给其他女人 And it seems to me that if 'twere poems to other women
会让她伤心 which did upset her,
那要解决这件事情 你就得为她动一次笔 then to set it right, you must needs pen one to her.
当然 Of course.
没错! Of course!
多好的主题! What a subject!
一首爱情诗 送给和我结婚的目不识丁的农妇 A love poem to an illiterate farm wench whom I only married
黑暗杀手
因为她 我唤醒了达夫敦 cos I'd got her up the duffington.
多大的一个挑战! Such a challenge!
嗯 是的 Hmm, yes.
灵感来了 The muse be upon me.
"我的亲爱的 你是我的全世界" "My darling, you are my entire world."
很好 很好的开头 Good. Nice start.
"尽管你年老色衰... "Though you be old...
"不幸的是 你身材臃肿..." "And rather plumpish, sadly..."
额... Er...
"一个平凡 皮肤松弛 "A common, saggy,
无知的老女人... " ignorant old girl..."
额... Er...
"...但是我疯狂的爱着你的全部" "... and yet for all that I do love you madly."
- 嗯... - 你觉得怎么样? - Um... - What do you think?
目前还不错 嗯? Pretty good so far, eh?
是不错 但是作为一个女人 It is good, but as a woman,
我建议还是稍微删掉一两句 if I might suggest just one or two tiny cuts.
我还没写完 才四行而已 还要写多十行 It isn't even finished. That's four lines. I need ten more.
说实话 已经够了 Honestly, we've got enough.
"我亲爱的 你是我的全世界" "My darling, you are my entire world.
"我真的疯狂地爱着你" "I do love you madly."
没有了吗? Is that it?
是的 没有了 Yes, that's it.
哦 威廉 这首诗歌真美妙 Oh, Will, it's lovely.
美妙? 这可不是扫读 它还缺了十二行 Lovely? It doesn't scan and it's missing 12-and-a-half lines.
我不在乎 我只是想要我的十四行诗 I don't care. All I ever wanted was me own sonnet.
威廉莎士比亚为我写的十四行诗 My own sonnet by Will Shakespeare.
嗯... 好吧... Hm... Yes...
虽然这不是实际意义上的十四行诗 Although it's not actually a sonnet.
我不介意 I don't care.
它有了爱情诗都该有的那句 "我爱你" It says "I love you", which is all a love poem should do.
嗯 很多人都这样觉得 但是我觉得很怪 Hm. A lot of people think that, which, personally, I find weird.
无论如何 我再也不写十四行诗了 Anyway, I'm done with sonnets.
除了痛苦和拒绝 它们什么都没带给我 They've brought me nothing but misery and rejection.
这一百五十四首诗歌至少还能暖暖我们的脚趾 These 154 will warm our toes a little,
这也是它们仅有的优点 and that's all they're good for.
哦 住手 老公 Ooh, stay thy hand, Husband.
这里面有两篇也许还值些钱 There's a couple in here might be worth a few groats.
有一篇是关于夏天的 There's one about a summer's day
我觉得开头的两句会出名 that I think could be popular on its first two lines alone.
还有一篇写两种思想的婚姻 And there's another one about a marriage of two minds
我觉得可能会在婚礼上大受欢迎 that I think might be a big hit at weddings.
你真的这样认为吗? You think so?
来吧 再为我读一读 你写给我的十四行诗 Come on, read me mine again.
哦 天啊 如果我别无选择的话 Oh, God, if I must.
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