新贵 第一季第五集
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翻译： Poppins Trist Kate 路子1126 余瑾 浅唱芳芳
那是个什么人
一次 就这一次 我希望乘坐严格按照时刻表 Once, just once, I'd like to take a coach service
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校对： 爽爷 后期： Poppins
履行其义务 为出行群众提供的 that fulfils its obligations to the travelling public
交通出行服务 according to the promised schedule.
我不喜欢这片小树林 I don't like this heath.
好诡异 It's spooky.
如果他们做不到按照时刻表发车 Well, if they can't manage that,
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好歹诚实一点啊 at least be honest about it.
出发时间... 随机 Time of departure... when we can be arsed.
到达时间... 十六世纪 Time of arrival... some
后期的某个时候 point in the latter part of the 16th century.
不过 老实说 威廉 车还丢了个轮子呢 Well, in fairness, Will, the coach did throw a wheel.
因为路凹凸不平 轮轴又不结实 基特 Because the lane was rutted and the axle weak, Kit.
这都是为什么呢? And why is that?
因为我们所交的昂贵的车费 Because the exorbitant fares we pay
都给那些股东们中饱私囊了 go to line the puffling pants of bloated shareholders,
没有一毛钱花在了升级车辆 and none be spent on upgrading the rolling stock,
修补道路或是保证一下马房厕所里 mending the tracks or ensuring there be an adequate supply of
柔软的叶子和潮湿的苔藓的供应量 soft leaves and damp moss in the coach house privy.
你觉得还有多远 莎士比亚先生? How far is it, do you think, Mr Shakespeare?
我真的不喜欢这片小树林 I really don't like this heath.
英国长度单位
大概十二弗隆 凯特 Oh, about a dozen furlongs, Kate.
一路都是沼泽什么的 Mainly bog with patches of swamp.
那也比在伦敦好 Well, it's better than being in London.
你不会想跟黑死病一起在萨瑟克待着吧 You do not want to be in Southwark with the Black Death in town.
关闭戏院真是太可惜了 Such a shame they had to close the theatres.
形势严峻 Hmm, a grim business.
病发的那天晚上 戏院在上演我的理查剧 We were giving my Richard the night it struck.
真是可怕的时刻 Awful moment,
我以为一半的观众都在打瞌睡 I thought half the audience had nodded off.
发现他们都死了真是松了一口气 Big relief to discover they were dead.
那是 有的人在睡梦中就死去了 Course, some of them had died in their sleep.
就几个 宝特姆 最多十个 A few, Bottom. Ten, at most.
我们会成为沃里克郡欢乐旅行团的 Well, we'll make a merry crew in Warwickshire,
毫无疑问... 你待在斯特拉特福德 and no mistake... you at Stratford,
我待在附近的托马斯·利弗西爵士的庄园里 and me staying at Sir Thomas Livesey's manor house nearby.
尤其是知道了 Particularly with Burbage
伯比奇和他的戏院 在有预定演出的情况下 and his company forced out of London on tour
被逼出了伦敦 and booked to perform.
好吧 我就不说这个了 Ah, well, I may skip that.
利弗西家的小孩 The Livesey children have
有个法国老师 总是在我去的时候 a French teacher who teases most cheekily
厚颜无耻地调戏我 whenever I come to visit.
总是在说些情啊爱的 然后又跑了 Always whispering l'amour and then running away.
希望这次我能抓到她 Well, this time I hope to catch her.
Prenons un petit seau,
avec un chou le-dedans,
hein?
法语 意思是 Which is French. It means
"到储藏室来品尝我的美味小蛋糕吧" "Chase my little cupcake into the larder".
其实 马洛先生 这句话的意思是 Actually, Mr Marlowe, it means,
"拿个里边有卷心菜的小桶过来" "Grab a small bucket with a cabbage in it."
是吗? Really?
天哪 基特 你真是一个炫酷的男人 Gosh, Kit, you're such a cool chap.
那是 Yes, I am.
你能邀请我一起真是太好了 莎士比亚先生 It was kind of you to invite me along as well, Mr Shakespeare.
我等不及要见你的女儿苏珊娜 I can't wait to meet your daughter Susanna.
希望我跟她能成为最好的朋友 I hope we shall be best of friends.
额 我... 可不确定她算不算得上友善 Hmm. I... I'm not sure I'd call her friendly.
哦 莎士比亚先生 我确信她特别完美 Oh, Mr Shakespeare, I'm sure she's perfect,
我肯定会爱她的 and I shall love her.
我年轻的时候 没多少朋友 When I was young, I didn't
或者 老实说吧... 一个朋友也没有 have a lot of friends... or any, in fact.
真可悲 That's dead sad, that.
不 不 宝特姆 是我的错 No, no, Bottom. It was my own fault.
我有点过于刻意 I was a bit of a swotty try-hard.
总是在睡衣派对上 Always trying to chat to girls in Latin
想跟别的姑娘用拉丁文聊聊天 at slumber parties,
或是讨论关于女性性压迫的问题 or discuss the oppression of the female sex.
约翰·诺克斯的书 John Knox's book,
十六世纪的加尔文主义者
小号上的第一次爆炸 A First Blast On The Trumpet
针对妇女的荒谬统治 Against The Monstrous Regiment Of Women,
刚刚出版 我要气死了 had just come out, and I was so angry about it.
这片小树林真的很诡异啊 Oh, this heath is really, really spooky.
我的天 宝特姆 得了吧! Oh, for goodness' sake, Bottom. Desist!
这是十六世纪九十年代 又不是黑暗时代! It's the 1590s, not the Dark Ages!
理性与逻辑的辉煌时代 A glorious age of reason and logic.
你还相信森林中的女神那套呢 You still believe in wood nymphs.
我心碎了 就这样吧 I'm torn. I think the jury's out.
如果露珠不是女神的眼泪的话 After all, if dew be not the tears of scolded fairies,
- 你要怎么解释露珠的存在? - 正是! - then how do you explain it? - Well, exactly!
晚上又没有下雨 There'd be no rain in the night,
然而 到了早晨 土地却是软的 yet, come morn, the ground be soft.
是的 那是什么原因呢? I mean, how does that work?
我的确很努力交朋友来着 I did try to make friends.
有一次 我组织了一场 One time, I organised
粉红主题的女生睡衣派对 a pink-themed girlie party
还有草莓布丁和覆盆子柠檬水 with strawberry pudding and raspberry lemonade,
结果并没有人来 but nobody came.
或许用希腊文写请帖是一个错误 Perhaps it was a mistake to write the invitations in Greek.
你说呢 You think
但是这次 跟苏珊娜 But this time, with Susanna,
我决心要做一个合适的... 朋友 I am determined to make a proper... pal.
不惮辛劳不惮烦 Double, double Toil and trouble
釜中沸沫已成澜 Fire burn and cauldron bubble.
威廉·莎士比亚万岁 All hail Will Shakespeare.
亨利街上房子的主人 Owner of your house in Henley Street.
一只乳猪的主人 Owner of a fine, new suckling pig.
从此以后便是新居的主人了 And owner of New Place hereafter.
莎士比亚及他的家族之长眠地
从此以后便是新居的主人了 Owner of New Place hereafter!
- 有点奇怪啊 - 可不是嘛 - Well, that was a bit weird. - Ever so.
这个预言真奇怪 Such strange prophecy.
我的确是亨利街上房子的主人 I am the owner of the house on Henley Street,
但是我既没有新养猪 but I have no new pig
当然也不是新居的主人 and I'm certainly not the owner of New Place.
- 新居? - 斯特拉特福德第二大的房子 - New Place? - The second-largest house in Stratford.
自己有水源 家居面积很广 还能容纳两头牛 Own water, extensive family area, with room for second cow.
安妮和我愿意为那房子付出任何代价 Anne and I would kill for that house.
天使和牧师的恩典保卫我们! Angels and ministers of grace defend us!
那是什么鬼叫? What be that ghostly shriek?
在公路上被车撞死的动物
只是一点路杀动物 先生 Just a bit of road kill, Master.
这头乳猪还蛮不错的呢 还活着... 'Tis a fine suckling pig. Still living...
现在死了 Now dead.
真好运 Good fortune indeed.
晚餐能吃上这么不错的猪肉 Mrs Shakespeare'll be thrilled
莎士比亚夫人可得激动坏了 to have a nice pig for supper.
刚才可吓死人了 不是吗? Well, that's a bit blooming spooky, isn't it?
- 什么? - 那些女巫的预言 - What? - The witches' prophecy.
她们知道你是亨利街上那房子的主人 They knew you were owner of the house on Henley Street.
你正是 Which you are.
- 她们还说你有一头猪 - 你现在有了! - They said you'd own a pig. - Which you now do!
莎士比亚逝世之地 在斯特拉特福镇
然后她们还说你将来会成为新居的主人... And then they said you'd be owner of New Place hereafter...
哈哈 哈哈... ha-ha, ha-ha...
你刚刚还说为了它 你愿意付出一切 which you just said you'd kill for.
凯特说的没错 太可怕了 Kate's right. That's spooky.
- 阴森森的 - 怪吓人的 - Spooky. - Spooky.
一点也不吓人 Not spooky at all.
不过我觉得我现在很亢奋 And yet do I feel my spirits quicken within me.
我想拥有新的居所 I would love to own New Place.
眼下斯特拉特福的房地产业正发疯呢 Property is going crazy in Stratford right now.
雅芳河畔斯特拉特福
哦 天哪 我超级喜欢那个房子 Oh, God, I'd love that house.
它就是一个俗气的小茅舍 It's a common little hovel.
我年轻的时候 我可是住在庄园里面... When I was a girl, I lived in a manor house...
... 而那时我可是名门望族艾登家的人 ... but then I was an Arden and of noble birth.
哦 别念叨你那贵族出身了 女人! Oh, shut up about your noble birth, woman!
流行于十六世纪的无乐器伴奏的合唱歌曲
你喜欢什么类型的音乐? 我超爱牧歌 What music do you like? I'm totally into madrigals.
那些都是垃圾! They're crap!
是的 不 完全是 超逊的 Yeah. No, totally, so lame.
讨厌它们 Hate them.
我们去书房聊聊女性解放问题如何? Shall we make a den and talk about female emancipation?
你是谁啊?! Who are you?!
我们能举办一个午夜盛宴吗? Shall we have a midnight feast?
这个新居看起来很值得购买 威廉 This New Place looks like a pretty good buy, Will.
把我们莎士比亚家族放回城镇的地图之上 Put us Shakespeares back on the town map.
就在你把我们从那地图之上彻底擦掉之后 After you comprehensively rubbed us off it.
哦 闭嘴吧 女人 Oh, shut up, woman.
那只是稍作改动 It was only a bit of fiddling.
我被抓之前你还觉得那很刺激呢 You used to find it quite titillating till I got nabbed.
总之 威廉 Anyway, Will,
如果那些女巫的预言成真了怎么办? what if those witches' prophecy came true?
事实上 我不相信所谓的女巫是真的女巫 Actually, I don't think witches are witches at all,
不过是无法适应社会的女人们罢了 just women who don't fit in.
有学问 有创造力 不愿意接受专制社会 Learned, creative, reluctant to accept the repressive social
还有强加在她们性别之上的经济约束 and economic restraints forced upon their sex.
呃... 什么玩意?! Uh... what?!
男人们感觉到威胁就把她们烧成女巫的样子 Men find that threatening and so they burn them as witches.
看我就相当明显了 Totally obvious to me.
呃 凯特 我们在荒地上遇到的 Uh, Kate, the three learned
那三个有学识的还有创造力的女人 and creative women we encountered on the heath
有着大鹰钩鼻 had huge hooked noses,
长了那么多大疣 numerous enormous warts,
不停地咯咯叫 还头戴尖顶帽 cackled incessantly and wore pointy hats.
坐在这里的你 Exactly what part of not being a witch
到底哪项符合了一个女巫的特质? are you getting at here?
总之 我们能别再聊新居这个话题了吗? Anyway, can we please stop talking about New Place?
邓肯·麦克德夫是房子的主人 Duncan MacBuff owns it,
恐怕我跟他永远做不成生意 and I'm afraid I could never do business with him.
别畏首畏尾的 小伙子 为什么不能? Don't be soft, lad. Why not?
因为他是苏格兰人 而我是英格兰人 Because he is Scottish and I am English,
所以不管我付多少钱 或者条款有多慷慨 so no matter how much I pay or how generous the terms,
他都会声称他做了一桩不公平的交易 he will still claim to have been given a raw deal
然后一辈子都在絮叨这件事情 and then bang on about it for ever.
- 啊 莎士比亚夫人! - 说曹操曹操到 - Ah, Mrs Shakespeare! - Speak of the Devil.
麻烦你给我一罐牛奶 I'll trouble you for a jug of milk
除非 作为一个英格兰人 unless, being English,
你更想拒绝给苏格兰人提供食物 you prefer to deny sustenance to a Scotsman.
英格兰曾长期将苏格兰当殖民地对待 镇压苏格兰人民的反抗
天哪 麦克德夫! God, MacBuff!
又开始说受害者的事情了! 放下吧! Again with the victim thing! Let it go!
你觉得自己哪点受到伤害了? What have you got to feel victimised about?
英格兰国王 亨利三世之子 因他对苏格兰人民的镇压所以被称为"苏格兰之锤"
爱德华一世入侵 King Edward I invading.
他的士兵们杀害了威廉·华莱士 His soldiers murdering William Wallace.
爱德华一世是一二九六年入侵的苏格兰! It happened in 1296!
威廉·华莱士在格拉斯哥被一个忠于英格兰的苏格兰骑士抓获 饱受一番酷刑折磨后 华莱士被英格兰人当作叛国者斩首
华莱士是一三零五年被斩首的! Wallace was topped in 1305!
你什么时候能放下这件事情? When will you let it drop?
大蠢货! 照这个进度 God's boobikins! At this rate,
接下来的一千年 you'll still be banging on about William bloody Wallace
你都会一直叨叨威廉·华莱士这个破事 in the next millennium.
"长腿爱德华"残忍地对待并血腥地屠杀了 Longshanks did plenty cruel
爱德华一世因身材高大魁梧 腿长被称为"长腿爱德华"
无辜的苏格兰人民 and bloody slaughter to innocent Scots.
好吧 这也是你自己的错 Well, it was your own fault.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry,
但是把自己讲的很惨可算不上是一个战略 but painting yourself blue is just not a battle plan.
它让我们看起来很可怖 It made us look scary.
并没有让你看上去可怖 它让你看上去可笑 It did not make you look scary. It made you look silly.
苏格兰第一次独立战争的决定性战役 苏格兰王国岌岌可危的地位 因这一场战役而彻底稳固
我们在班诺克本战役中可是把你们击得粉碎 We pulverised you at Bannockburn.
就是 因为我都三百岁了 而且当时我也在场 Absolutely, because I am 300 years old and was there.
你羞辱了一个伟大而崇高的遗产 先生 You dishonour a great and noble heritage, sir,
不过我也不指望英格兰人别的了 but I expect nothing else from an Englishman.
方便的话请给我牛奶! The milk, if you please!
如果你想的话 You're very welcome to
隔壁莫尔·思路提志可欢迎你过去了 go next door to Moll Sluttage, if you wish.
她也是一个英格兰人 而且 跟你一样 She is English, too, and so, like you,
认为她生来就有权利... sees it as her birth right to...
欺骗和虐待我们苏格兰人 世人皆知 to cheat and abuse us Scots, who are, as the world knows,
一个正派 勤奋 公正且主张平等的人... a decent, industrious, fair-minded and egalitarian people...
永远占领着道德高地 in permanent occupation of the moral high ground.
感谢上帝我们是一个独立的国家！ Thank God we're a separate nation!
是的 在这一点上 Yes, well, I think we can
我们都同意你的说法 麦克德夫先生 all agree with you on that one, Mr MacBuff,
希望这点永不改变 and long may it remain so.
你要的牛奶 麦克德夫先生 Here's your milk, Mr MacBuff.
我明早去教堂之前回来拿第二壶 I shall be back early morning before church for a second jug,
除非 作为英格兰人 unless, being English,
你已经在睡梦中杀死了身为苏格兰人的我 you've murdered me in my bed for being Scottish.
那个邓肯·麦克德夫 他真够装腔作势的 That Duncan MacBuff, he's so bloody self-righteous.
快把我逼疯了 It drives me potty.
我就该在他的牛奶里掺水 It'd serve him right if I did put water in his milk.
或者更糟 Or worse.
嗯哼 怎么更糟? Hmm. Worse?
那也很简单 Oh, it'd be so easy, too.
有一桶白色铅涂料 There's a bucket of white lead paint
正要用来给木屋上墙泥 all ready to do the plaster on the half-timbering.
你懂我的意思了吗? Do you see what I'm getting at?
安妮 我告诉过你了 等我空下来就弄! Anne, I've told you, I'll get round to it!
把它写到我的"爸爸任务"清单里面就行 Just put it on my "Dad job" List.
某些人能领会女巫的暗示 Some blokes would just take the witches' hint
杀了那个苏格兰混蛋! and kill the Caledonian bastible!
是的 幸运的是 我不是某些人 不是吗? Yes. Well, fortunately, I'm not some blokes, am I?
我是你的老公 你经常叫我抱抱熊 小疙瘩 I'm your husband, whom you do oft call Snugglington or Tiny Knob.
这些可不是凶残危险的杀手名字 And those be no names for a wild and dangerous killer.
是的 我知道 就这么一想而已 美梦一场 Yeah, I know. Nice to think about, though. Lovely dream.
晚安 Night.
在我面前的是一壶牛奶吗... Is this a milk jug which I see before me...
... 这个手柄正对着我的手? ... the handle toward my hand?
来吧 让我紧握住你 Come, let me clutch thee.
我没有抓到 但是我仍能看到! I have thee not, and yet I see thee still!
我能看到 它有着明显的轮廓 I see thee yet, in form as palpable
就和这个一模一样 as this which now I draw.
它指引着我的方向 Thou marshals me the way that I was going,
它就是我将使用的器皿 and such an instrument I was to use.
我仍能看到它 I see thee still.
在它的喷嘴和手柄上沾满白色的铅涂料 And on thy spout and handle gouts of white paint containing lead,
将被用来上墙泥 ready to do the outside plaster,
这件事情列在我一定要 which is on my "Dad jobs"
抽空完成的"爸爸任务"清单上 List that I keep meaning to get round to.
钟声将我引来 The bell invites me.
听吧 邓肯 Hear it not, Duncan,
这是召唤你去天堂或地狱的丧钟 for it is a knell that summons thee to heaven or to hell.
老婆 我做了一个很可怕 很可怕的梦 Wife, a terrible, terrible dream I had.
啊 是我! 我的手黏黏的 沾满白色的污水 Ah, me! My hands be all gooey and covered in pale slop.
你做这种梦又不是一次两次了 威廉 Yes, well, you've had plenty of those dreams, Will.
用不着为这把我吵醒吧 There's no need to wake me up about it.
不 我昨晚确实梦游了 No, I did walk in my sleep.
我必须趁早停止这一切 I must put a stop to this before 'tis too late.
- 壶在哪里? - 什么壶? - Where's the jug? - What jug?
那壶油漆... 牛奶! The jug of paint... milk!
哦 给麦克德夫先生的那壶? Oh, the jug for Mr MacBuff?
他今天很早去了教堂 经过这里 Yeah, he came round really early on his way to church,
看到我的蜡烛亮着 就来拿牛奶了 saw my candle lit and came for his milk.
哦 不 宝特姆 Oh, no, Bottom.
你不应该给他的 You shouldn't have given it to him.
为什么? 因为他是苏格兰人? What? Because he's Scottish?
这样有点偏见吧 That's just prejudiced.
不 因为我在牛奶里面下毒了 No, because I poisoned it.
这是真的抱有偏见了! Well, that's really prejudiced!
你能不能暂时不要从地理政治学的角度 Could we get off the geo-political aspect
思考问题? of this for a minute?
问题的关键是阻止我因为谋杀被吊死 The crucial point is to stop me from being hung for murder.
他喝了油漆 He's drunk the paint.
我该怎么办 What am going to do?
是我就不会担心 I wouldn't worry.
我觉得你的油漆至少还能用一年 I reckon your plaster's good for at least another year.
我不懂莎士比亚夫人有什么好唠叨的 I don't know what Mrs S is on about.
我不是在说我的"爸爸任务"清单! I'm not talking about my dad job!
我说的是麦克德夫! 他死了! I'm talking about MacBuff! He's dead!
也许他睡着了 Maybe he's asleep.
睡着了? 莎士比亚谋杀了睡眠 Asleep? Shakespeare doth murder sleep.
我杀了他 我会被发现的 I've killed him and I'll be found out.
牛奶将沾满鲜血! Milk will have blood!
天呐 你太戏剧化了 先生 God, you're so dramatic, Master.
哈哈 真好笑 Yes, funny, that.
只不过 等一下 我就是靠这个吃饭的! Except, hang on, it's what I do!
这将会是完美的 亲爱的 It's got to be perfect, love.
我之前从未参加过晚宴 I've never been to a dinner party before.
如果你需要任何改动 都可以找我 If you need any alterations, I can do them.
我最爱帮女孩子打扮 I love girlie dress-up stuff.
好吧 谢谢 我能弄好 Well, OK, thanks. Got this.
安妮 我有话和你说 Anne, I must speak with thee.
苏珊娜 凯特 能不能回避下? Susanna, Kate, would you mind?
我留下 她走不行吗? Well, can I stay and she go?
拜托了 苏 就一会儿 Please, Sue, I need a moment.
来吧 我很愿意见见你的朋友 Come on, I'd love to meet some of your mates.
- 这绝对不会发生的! - 拜托! - That is not going to happen! - Please!
真不敢相信我要参加 I can't believe I'm going to dinner
托马斯·利弗西爵士的晚宴 at Sir Thomas Livesey's.
我 一个农夫的女儿 Me, a farmer's daughter,
穿着各种不值钱的东西! supping with the cock-snobbled folderols!
安妮 我杀了他 Anne, I've killed him.
什么? What?
麦克德夫 我杀了他 MacBuff. I've killed him.
- 别开玩笑 - 我没开玩笑 - Don't jape. - I'm not japing.
相信我 你能知道他什么时候在开玩笑 Trust me. You'd know if he was japing,
因为你不会听懂的 because you wouldn't get it.
我杀了麦克德夫! I-I've murdered MacBuff!
深夜时分! In the night!
我在牛奶壶里装满了铅涂料 I filled the milk jug with lead paint.
一个幻象引导着我 我以为那是一个梦 'Twas a vision that led me. I thought it was a dream,
但是这不是梦 我真的这么做了! but it wasn't a dream. I really did it!
太可怕了 威廉 That's terrible, Will.
我知道 我知道! I know. I know!
但是你仍然可以买他的房子 Still, it does mean you can buy his house.
事实上 这是真的 我们还可以买他的房子 Actually, that's true. We can buy his house.
安妮 我想你没听懂我的话 Anne, I don't think you heard me right.
我杀了麦克德夫！ I've murdered MacBuff!
这确实很可怕 威廉 很可怕 Which is terrible, Will, terrible.
老婆 你怎么听了以后如此淡定? Wife, how canst thou take this so lightly?
哦 我不是淡定 Oh, I'm not taking it lightly.
我只是试着去想事情的另一面 I'm just trying to see the upside.
我们活在一个艰难的时代 生命轻贱 We live in tough times. Life's cheap.
我的意思是 这个年代平均死亡年龄二十五岁 I mean, the average bloke's dead by the time he's 25.
我想 按你的意思 I suppose, put like that,
麦克德夫应该觉得自己很幸运了 MacBuff should consider himself lucky.
是的 他应该这么觉得 自私的混蛋 Yeah, course he should. Selfish bastible.（bastard）
不管怎么样 他还想活多久? I mean, how long did he want to live for, anyway?
没有理由会怀疑我们... There's no reason why we should be suspected...
除非我们让别人感到可疑 not unless we bring it on ourselves.
今晚 我们去托马斯·利弗西爵士家参加晚宴 Tonight, we dine at Sir Thomas Livesey's
我们必须表现得清白且无忧无虑 and we must both appear innocent and carefree.
保持微笑 Smiling and laughing.
是的 你说的对 清白且无忧无虑 Yes, you're right. Innocent and carefree.
当然 伯比奇和他的 Of course, Burbage and his
戏院安排了一些娱乐活动 company are booked for the entertainment,
所以保持微笑可能有点困难 so smiling and laughing might be harder.
我想我们应该主要咧着嘴笑 I think we should aim for forced grins.
托马斯·利弗西爵士家
我告诉过你了 是时候冒点险了 I'm telling you, it's time to take some risks.
突破边界 混合在一起 明白吗? Push the boundaries. Mash it up, yeah?
但是 肯普 我们在私人宴会上表演 But, Kempe, we have given Gammer Gurton's Needle
葛顿大娘的缝衣针 已经有三十年了 at every private engagement for over 30 years.
哦 拜托! 你还没听懂我的意思吗? Oh, hello! What are you not getting?
葛顿大娘的缝衣针 太老了 Gammer Gurton's Needle is old.
因此 某种含义上 就是垃圾 It is therefore, by definition, crap.
哦 你这话真刺耳 Oh, it's very harsh.
世界在进步 伙计 The world's moved on, mate.
有件小事叫文艺复兴 听说过吧 A little thing called the Renaissance. Heard of it
我们必须突破形式 适当地插科打诨 We've got to challenge the form, do some proper clowning.
看在上帝的份上 肯普 我们再说明白点 For God's sake, Kempe. All right, just talk us through it again.
一种常用在意大利即兴喜剧中的可笑对话或动作
即兴喜剧 伙计 时代的前沿 Commedia dell'arte, mate. Cutting edge.
我们来做插科打诨吧 We'll do a lazzi.
插科打诨? A lazzi?
哦 对了 不好意思 忘记你是英格兰人了 Oh, yes, sorry. Forgot. You're English.
你不了解现在新的戏剧 You don't know about new comedy.
一个预先设置好的场景 然后我们即兴发挥 It's a pre-agreed scenario around which we'll improvise.
即兴什么? Impro-what?
即兴表演 伙计 明白吗? Improv, mate. Yeah?
跟随节奏 明白吗? 拾起一个球 Going with the flow, yeah? Picking up the ball.
没有固定的形式 找寻笑点 哦! Free forming. Finding the comedy ooh!
就在一瞬间 In the moment.
但是我不需要找寻笑点 But I don't need to find my comedy.
我确切地知道它在哪里 I know exactly where it is.
我只需简单地拿起充气的猪膀胱 I simply take my inflated pig's bladder.
我把它扔在地上 我弯腰捡起它 I drop it on the floor. I stoop to pick it up.
康德尔先生用腿踢我的屁股 Mr Condell kicks me up the bum-shank.
我说 "哦!" 他说... I go, "Ooh!" He says...
"哦 先生 "Oh, Master,
现在你的脸和你的屁股一样红了!" now thy arse be as red as thy face!"
然后整个房间的人就会哄堂大笑! And the whole room explodes in merriment!
是的 对不起 伙计 Yeah. Sorry, mate,
但是人们想要的不是玩笑 but people don't want jokes.
他们想要的是态度 They want attitude.
我们做那个有名的插科打诨的表演吧 We'll do a famous lazzi the fly.
会很出彩的 It's brilliant.
除非你停止发出那种笑声 我才会去做 I'm only going to do it if you stop laughing that laugh.
我做不到 伙计 有时这是我唯一能够表达 Can't, mate. Sometimes it's the only way I have of expressing
我喜剧天分的 the breadth and depth of
广度和深度的途径 所以适应它吧 好吗? my comic instincts, so live with it, yeah?
好吧 现在 莎士比亚先生 Well, now, Mrs Shakespeare,
利弗西夫人和我很高兴 Lady Livesey and I are most happy
欢迎你们来我们的宅邸 to welcome you to our mansion.
是的 十分荣幸 Oh, yes, it is splendid
能和贵族们一起用餐 托马斯爵士 to be dining with the gentry, Sir Thomas,
现在我家威廉正在推动世界 now that my Will is advancing in the world.
基特·马洛 当然 你是知道的 Kit Marlowe, whom you know, of course,
会和我们一同用餐 will be joining us.
他刚刚上完家庭教师的法语课 He's just finishing a French lesson with our governess.
哦! 哦 我的天呐! Ooh! Ooh-la-la!
我们还有一位为了躲避瘟疫而来的客人... And we have another guest come in refuge from the plague...
- 罗伯特·格林 - 格林? 这里? - Robert Greene. - Greene? Here?
他曾经抨击了你 是吗? He gave you a poor review, did he not?
是的 他在《格林的小智慧》里 Yes, he did. He called me "Upstart"
称我为"暴发户" In his Groatsworth of Wit.
我真的很荣幸像你这样伟大的诗人 I am honoured indeed that a great poet like yourself
竟还记得我撇脚的诽谤 remembers my poor slander.
毕竟 我只是在剑桥大学拜读了一些名著 After all, I only studied classics at Cambridge University,
与此同时你 伟大的赫尔墨斯 whilst you, great Hermes,
正在斯特拉特福 did reading and adding up
装模作样的学校里阅读 at Stratford Bumbling School.
我一点也不介意你的诽谤 格林 I care not for your slanders, Greene,
尽管我想到了比《格林的小智慧》更好的标题 although methinks a better title than a Groatsworth of Wit
我们把"Wit"拿出来 去掉两个格林 would be to take "Wit", subtract two Greenes
然后加上安静的呼叫 and add a call for silence.
我没听懂你的意思 小子 I do not follow you, sirrah.
为什么呢 先生 你是罗伯特·格林 Why, you, sir, are Robert Greene.
谐音英文字母W
所以两个格林就是两个你 So two Greenes is double you.
从"Wit"里拿走W 还剩下"It" Take W from "Wit" And you have but "It".
单词Shit
安静的呼叫就是"Sh" A call for silence is a very "Sh",
"Sh"加上"It" and add a "Sh" To "It"
所以名字就是"格林的小垃圾"! and you have a groatsworth of what you write!
太聪明了 老公! Brilliant, Husband!
没有人会怀疑你今天早上谋杀了邻居 Nobody would guess you'd murdered a neighbour this morning.
是的 我家威廉在这世上越来越出名了 Oh, yes, my Will is much raised up in the world.
不久后 我们会在斯特拉特福 Soon, we are to buy ourselves
买一套更大点的房子 a bigger house here in Stratford.
啊 - 新居 Ah. - New Place,
我们已经觊觎这个房子很多年了 which we have coveted for years.
也许您听说过? Perhaps you know it?
新居? 邓肯·麦克德夫的房子 New Place? Why, that belongs to Duncan MacBuff.
好房子配好人 A fine house for a fine man.
嗯 也是死人 Mm. Also dead.
死人? Dead?
但是我上周才看见他 But I saw him but last week.
作为苏格兰人 他身体健康 诚实友善 He was fit and well and, being Scottish, also honest,
聪明幽默 wise, good-humoured,
性情平和 even-tempered
拥有英式的冷幽默 and possessed of a sparkling, dry wit.
我最喜欢他的口音 I think it's the accent that I find most attractive.
如果我去咨询 If ever I were to seek
独立财务顾问... counsel from an independent financial advisor...
... 我会找个有苏格兰口音的 ... I would want to hear it in a Scottish accent.
可怜的麦克德夫 Poor MacBuff.
我们会怀念他的 We'll miss him.
跟我没关系 不是我杀的 It had nothing to do with me. I didn't kill him.
麦克德夫突然死亡 So, this MacBuff dies all of a sudden
而这位新贵先生一听到死者的名字 and the upstart crow is all a-tremble
就会发抖 at the mention of his name.
而且 这位泼辣的新贵夫人 What is more, the shrewish
会得到死者的房子 Mrs Crow would take the dead man's house.
有点可疑 太可疑了 'Tis strange. 'Tis passing strange.
希望小马洛能快点来 I hope young Marlowe hurries himself.
我们要吃大米布丁和豆腐 We are to have rice pudding and curds,
放久了表面会结一层皮 and it gets a skin if left to stand.
哦 先生! Oh, monsieur!
这是谁干的? Which of you has done this?
不要对着我摇晃你那惨白的骨头! Never shake thy milky chops at me!
你怎么了 小子? What ails you, sirrah?
别过来 你这复仇的幽灵! Stay back, vengeful spirit!
他出现幻觉了! He sees some vision!
看 他眼里充满了恐惧 His eye is fixed with terror.
听说 人会看见复仇的幻象 Some say 'tis conscience
是因为良心不安 that maketh men see vengeful vision.
不 不 这只是一次小小的发作 No, no. 'Tis just a little fit.
他想象力特别丰富 He has a very active imagination.
这就是他的特点 It's his thing.
我的老天! For Lordy's sake!
真是一幅恐怖的画面 It is just a painting of fear.
就像那令人冒冷汗的噩梦中倒下的奶壶 Like the air-drawn milk jug you saw in your wet dream.
看 夫人 快看! Look, Wife! Look!
愿上帝拯救我们 抱歉来迟 出了点意外 God save us all! Sorry I'm late. Slight accident.
厨师说 豆腐布丁还要半小时才好 The chef says the curd pud will be another half an hour.
你还好吗? 威廉 你看起来像刚刚撞见了鬼 You all right, Will? You look like you've seen a ghost.
嘣! 嘣! Boogedy-boogedy!
我好像找到摆脱这个虚伪的乡巴佬的机会了 Me thinks I see a chance to rid myself of this unctuous oik.
既然布丁要晚点才好 我们就先看节目吧 Well, if pudding be delayed, then let us have our show.
请演员上来! Bring on the player!
嗨 好的 你们好 Hi. Yeah, right. Hello. Hi.
呃 今天我们来点特别的 好吗? Erm, we're going to do something a bit different, yeah?
这个节目叫做插科打诨 It's called a lazzi.
是一种即兴喜剧 It's commedia dell'arte.
来自意大利最前沿 我曾在那表演... It's cutting-edge comedy from Italy, where I have performed...
... 并多次获奖 ... and won several awards.
我就是说说而已... Just saying, so...
意大利喜剧中的丑角老人
我是矮胖子 是傻老头的仆人 Right, Punchinello, servant to Pantalone.
请看 我的先生来了 See, my master comes.
仆人 我想知道今天会不会有客人来 Well, now, Servant, I wonder if we shall have any visitors today.
哦! Oh!
去看看谁来了 Go and see who that is.
啊 Ah.
有人吗? Anybody there?
连苍蝇都没有 先生 连苍蝇都没有 Not a fly, sir. Not a fly.
大家喜欢吗? 是吗? Loving it? Yeah?
看到了吗? 这就是意式喜剧 正宗喜剧 It's Italian, see? Proper comedy.
啊! 去看看是谁 Ah! Go and see who that is.
第二次 Second.
有人吗? Anyone there?
一样 先生 连苍蝇都没有 连苍蝇都没有 Again, sir, not a fly. Not a fly.
怎么样? 大家看懂了吗? 怎么样? Yeah? Yeah? Keeping up so far? Yeah?
没什么挑战性和突破性 不是吗? Not too challenging or ground-breaking, is it?
嗯 那好吧 So, yeah, right.
啊 这一次我亲自 Ah, this time I shall go myself
来了 来了 搞笑的地方来了 怎么样? Right, right, this is the funny bit. Yeah?
这里是最棒的地方 不是吗? This is where it gets really good, right?
如果你们还是不喜欢的话... And if you don't love it, well...
... 就是你们的问题了... ... your problem, so...
哦... Ohh...
有人抢劫我 还殴打我 I have been robbed and beaten.
外面有群流氓 你个笨蛋! There are hooligans there, you fool!
是的 我说了 没有苍蝇 不是吗? Yeah, but there wasn't a fly, was there?
棒极了 怎么样? 哦 天... Brilliant, yeah? Oh, God...
只有一点点掌声 Just a bit there.
我们要冷场了 We're dying on our arsingtons.
康德尔 快来! Condell, quickly!
这是什么? What's this here?
哦 这是一头老猪的膀胱! Oops! Me old pig's bladder!
噢 我把它掉到地上了! Oh! I've dropped it on the floor!
我最好弯腰把它捡起来 I'd better stoop to pick it up.
哦! - 哦 先生 Ooh! - Oh, Master,
现在你的脸和你的屁股一样红了! now thy arse be as red as thy face!
这样是不对的 太不对了 This is wrong. This is so wrong.
和我一样 安妮的良心也背叛了主人 And so Anne's conscience doth betray her, as mine did me.
安妮 你在梦游 You do wander in your sleep, Anne,
还试图洗去我们的罪恶... ever trying to wash away our crime...
... 然而不管用什么阿拉伯香水 ... but all the perfumes
都不能掩盖你那双小手沾染的血腥 of Arabia will not sweeten that little hand.
哦 别这么脆弱 我就是去上了个厕所 Oh, don't be so soft. I went out for a wee.
难道你上完厕所之后不洗手吗? Don't you wash your hands after visiting the privy?
我不能再这样下去了! I can't go on like this!
宝特姆 宝特姆 起来! Bottom! Bottom, get up!
我的脑子很混乱 My mind is much troubled.
我想请教和咨询一下命运三姐妹 I would seek advice and counsel from the weird sisters.
难道你要让我离开这只温暖的牛 You want me to leave this nice warm cow
和你一起去杂草枯萎的荒野找那些巫婆吗? to come wi' you looking for witches on a blasted heath?
不 别傻了 当然不是 - 哦 那就好 No, don't be silly, of course not. - Oh, good.
我才不会去 I'm not going.
取自《麦克白》
不惮辛劳不惮烦 Double, double toil and trouble
取自《麦克白》
釜中沸沫已成澜! Fire burn and cauldron bubble!
额... Uh...
你好 Hello.
额... Uh...
女士们 Ladies.
很抱歉打扰你们... 烹调 Sorry to bother you while you're... cooking.
但是我家先生整个人都疯了 But my master's all of a doo-dah.
他觉得罗伯特·格林怀疑他杀了麦克德夫 He thinks Robert Greene suspects him of murdering MacBuff.
让威廉·莎士比亚不用害怕 Tell Will Shakespeare to fear not.
所有由女人所生的人都不能以这个罪名控告他 No man born of woman shall accuse him of this crime.
哦! Oh!
那听起来还不错 Well, that sounds all right.
锅里面是什么? What's in t'pot?
蝾螈之眼 青蛙之趾... Eye of newt and toe of frog...
蝙蝠之毛... Wool of bat...
凶犬之齿 And tongue of dog.
我可以尝一口吗? Can I have a bit?
她们说所有由女人所生的人 So, they said that no man born of woman
都不能以这个罪名控告你 could e'er accuse you.
这真是一个天大的新闻! But this is brilliant news!
和所有人一样 格林 也是女人生的 Greene, like all men, was born of woman.
- 我们解脱了 - 没错 - We're off the hook. - Absolutely.
我们有三个名副其实的 还有明显精神问题的 We have it on the authority of three homeless derelicts
三个无家可归的流浪女人 with clear mental-health issues.
但是 坦白说 我感觉 And, quite frankly, the way I'm feeling,
这对我来说已经够好了 that's good enough for me.
只要格林是女人生的 我就清白了! As long as Greene was born of a woman, I'm in the clear!
在那个案件里 小子 你会被绞死 In that case, sirrah, you will hang,
生不逢时 我是从我的妈妈的子宫剖开拿出的 for untimely was I ripped from my mother's womb,
凯撒大帝的点子生了我! born by the Caesar method!
《麦克白》中巫女预言是情节的导火索
不 是预言! No, the prophecy!
打住! 这有什么区别? Hang on! What difference does that make?
那你还是女人生的 You were still born from a woman.
无论是从肚子还是阴道 都是生 不是吗? I mean, tummy or front bottom, it's still a birth, isn't it?
莎士比亚 你杀了麦克德夫 Shakespeare, you murdered MacBuff,
我会看着你被绞死! and I will see you hang!
快看! 快看! 他回来了! See! See! He returns!
幻象再次重现! The vision is come again!
我也看见他了! I see him too!
麻烦您给我一壶牛奶 莎士比亚夫人 I'll trouble you for a jug of milk, Mrs Shakespeare.
麦克德夫先生 你... 你还活着 Mr MacBuff, you're... you're alive.
我当然活着! Of course I'm alive!
我可是苏格兰人! I'm Scottish!
我们不只是活着! We're more than alive!
我们有活力 有创造力 聪明 We are vibrant, creative, uniquely generous,
强壮 明辨是非 不偏不倚 还很有幽默感 strong, fair-minded, even-handed, good-humoured.
听我说... 我昨天早上看到你 Look, I... I saw you
冰冷的躺在你家客厅 out cold in your parlour yesterday morning.
我... 我还以为你死了 I... I thought you were dead.
我只是去教堂礼拜完打了个盹 I was just having my morning nap after church.
一大罐牛奶总会让我困意满满 A big jug of milk always makes me sleepy,
我喝完全部就睡倒了 and I got it all slopped over me.
但是牛奶... But the milk...
是... 是我从这里倒的... I... I poured it from the...
牛奶桶! The milk bucket!
老公! 那是哞哞小姐的牛奶桶! That be Mrs Moomoo's milk bucket, Husband!
如果你是在找刷墙的颜料 And if you're looking for the paint to do the plaster,
就放在这里 洗衣盆旁边 it's over here beside the wash tub.
莎士比亚夫人 这牛奶 Such milk, Mrs Shakespeare...
香浓 丝滑... full, creamy...
我... 我是来感谢你的 I... I came to thank you,
作为邻里间礼尚往来 and as a neighbourly token,
甜点是给孩子们的礼物 here is a gift of sweetmeats for the children.
- 哦 真棒 - 是的 - Oh, lovely. - Yeah.
我用巧克力牛轧糖做的底料 Taken have I a solid base of nougatine,
洒上烘烤好的焦糖 spread upon it burned caramel
包裹到香甜可口的可可面团里... and enfolded all in a sweetened cocoa paste...
哦 听起来很美味 Oh, that sounds utterly delicious.
... 再蘸点面糊 然后油炸 ... then dipped in batter and deep-fried it.
你貌似扯得太远了 You see, now you've gone too far.
祝你们晚安 I bid you goodnight.
根本不需要到他家杀他 No need to kill him for his house.
只要别管闲事 等着他心脏病发死掉 Simply sit back and wait for him to die of a heart attack.
然后搬来一个新主人! Owners of New Place hereafter!
我受不了她了! I can't stand her any longer!
她让我抓狂! 告诉你们 我要疯了! She's driven me mad! Mad, I tell you!
苏珊娜 凯特去哪里了? Susanna, where is Kate?
你的手都是血红的! Your hands be blood red!
你杀了凯特! You've murdered Kate!
凯特! 凯特! Kate! Kate!
怎么了 莎士比亚先生? Yes, Mr Shakespeare?
如果你不让她离我远点 我会杀了她! If you don't get her away from me, I will murder her!
我们只是用草莓布丁和覆盆子柠檬汁 We're just having a girlie slumber party
在进行女生睡衣派对 莎士比亚先生 with strawberry pudding and raspberry lemonade, Mr Shakespeare,
但是我觉得苏珊娜可能已经玩够了 but I think Susanna might have had enough now.
老公 你知道吗 在我看来 You know, it seems to me, Husband,
所有这些事情都可以写成一部超棒的戏剧 all these doings would make a really good play.
没错 你说的对 是的 Yes, you're right. Of course.
一部由牛奶引发的 关于一个可笑的误会的 A light and breezy comedy
轻松活泼的喜剧 about a laughable misunderstanding over some milk.
事实上 我更喜欢那些命运三姐妹 Well, actually, I was thinking more of the weird sisters,
暗示《麦克白》中班柯
宴会上的幽魂 the ghost at the feast,
良心受到谴责的老婆 the conscience-struck wife,
《麦克白》中麦克白夫人"双手"也不干净
在夜晚无数次清洗她的双手 endlessly washing her hands in the night.
你懂吗 一个独特的凶杀惊悚小说 You know, a proper blood-and-guts thriller.
不 不 不 我觉得还是喜剧比较合适 No, no. I think comedy's the way to go.
由威廉莎士比亚创作的两个牛奶罐 Two Milky Jugs by William Shakespeare.
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