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翻译： 傀儡师 Caroline 陈凡 辞风 楼道里 茉莉丸
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校对： 傀儡师 后期： susu
所以 我们要重新向 So, here we go again
英国纹章院申请 application to the Ancient College of Heraldry
盾徽是欧洲中世纪的产物 用来作为某个家族或者组织的徽章 亨利五世时期 绅士必须佩戴盾徽用以证明血统
莎士比亚家族盾徽 for a Shakespeare coat of arms.
也不知道你费个什么劲 I don't know why you're bothering!
我们都申请这么多年了 什么结果都没 We tried this years ago and got nowhere then!
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况且我后来还破产了 用不上盾徽 Ah, but I was broke then, and I'm not any more.
不过 威尔不一样 Well, Will ain't.
钱是会说话的 Money talks and it's going to say,
有钱我就是"约翰·莎士比亚绅士"了 "John Shakespeare, gentleman."
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您说这句话时违和感实在太强 Glaring contradiction in terms though that may be.
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要是你真想做一位绅士的话 那最好 If you really want to be a gentleman, then you could start
先从别动不动就伸手在裤裆里乱抓开始 by not constantly fossicking about with your dangling tackle!
他一跟人说话就这幅德性 没完没了 He hangs on to it while he's talking to people.
我看着就想说 "拜托你去死一死吧" I'm like, "Please, just die!"
我是有点喜欢抓抓痒 那又不犯法 I have a bit of a fossick. It's not a crime!
但您做的有些事就不一定了 父亲 One of the few things you do which isn't, Dad.
为什么要花咱们的钱 包装那个老色鬼 Why waste our money on trying to make that dirty old goat posh?
因为他丢人也会连累我 老婆 Because his shame reflects on me, wife.
我是所有基督徒里最有天赋的杰出诗人 I am the most divinely gifted poet in Christendom
而且我父亲还是整个南沃里克郡 and yet because I'm also the son
最老奸巨猾的骗子 of the dodgiest geezer in South Warwickshire,
那些势利眼的诗人都笑话我 all the other snootish poets do laugh at me
说我是"埃文河来的乡巴佬" and call me "The oik of Avon".
哈哈哈 说得好 Ha-ha-ha! Brilliant!
不过这是在英国 这种唬人的虚衔 But this is England, and so spurious, unearned social status
能把最粗俗可鄙 下贱可恶的人也打扮得 will polish even the most stinksome turdington,
像模像样 当然 这个人就是您 父亲 by which, of course, I mean you, Dad.
因此 我只有贿赂了讨厌的罗伯特·格林 Thus must I bribe the odious Robert Greene
才能让莎士比亚家的男人们成为上流绅士 that the Shakespeares may be gentlemen...
父亲 您也就能成为 "下流" 绅士了 or, in Dad's case, genitalmen.
放弃吧 莎士比亚先生 你是拿不到盾徽的 Give it up, Mr Shakespeare. You will never win a coat of arms.
你的家族里都是寒酸贫穷的乡下人 Your family be turnip-chewing country bumshankles
一无人脉 二无地位 without influence or connection.
我怀疑您这辈子都没和有身份有学识的人 I doubt if you have so much as dined with a single person of rank
共进晚餐过 or education in your entire life.
这倒是 格林大人 'Tis true, Master Greene...
鄙人从未同碌碌无为之人进过餐 never did I dine with folderols
也未同脑满肠肥之人饮过酒 nor ever sup with pamperloins.
不过 鄙人这里有五个英镑 But I do have five pounds.
莎士比亚先生 Mr Shakespeare,
意图贿赂皇家官员 attempting to bribe an
可是犯罪行为啊 official of the Crown is a criminal of fence.
贿赂 老兄啊 区区薄礼 略表敬意而已 Bribe, sirrah? 'Tis but a gift, a token of my esteem.
况且鄙人对您的景仰之情可不浅呐 A very generous token of my esteem.
既如此 那我便愧领了 In which case, I accept it with thanks.
申请驳回 慢走不送 祝您愉快 Application denied. The door is behind you. Good day.
岂有此理 Unbelievable!
这个卑鄙下贱背信弃义的人白白拿了我的钱 The lickspittle nincumbunion kept my money and gave me nothing!
而且他还是个绅士呢 谁能想到 And him a gentleman! Who'd have thought it?
竟然如此腐败 Such corruption,
无耻地欺骗一个真心实意贿赂他的人 to cheat a man offering an honest bribe!
我简直无法相信 你能相信吗 凯特 I can scarce credit it. Can you credit it, Kate?
什么 What?
抱歉 没听你说什么 Sorry... wasn't listening.
看新书入迷了 沃尔特·雷利爵士的最新大作 Caught up in my new book... Sir Walter Raleigh's latest biggie,
《探寻幅员辽阔 富饶美丽的圭亚那帝国 The Discovery Of The Large, Rich And Beautiful Empire Of Guyana,
以及迈诺亚伟大黄金城之间的关系》 With The Relation Of The Great And Golden City Of Minoa,
括号 "西班牙人称其埃尔多拉多" 括号完毕 brackets Which The Spaniards Call Eldorado, close brackets.
- 名字很吸引人呐 - 对吧 - Catchy title! - Isn't it?
这种惊险刺激的冒险和探索 I just can't get enough of these thrilling accounts
我是永远看不够的 of adventure and discovery.
这本书我排了一晚上队才买到 Queued all night for this one.
还让作者签了名 不过说起来 Got it signed, too, which, incidentally,
沃尔特爵士签名还收费 让人觉得有点不是滋味 Sir Walter charged for, which I thought was a bit off,
而且要是没有我们的话 他什么都不是 considering, without us, he'd be nothing.
抱歉 你说没有谁们 凯特 Sorry... wi-without who, Kate?
我们啊 他的书迷们 是我们成就了他 Us, his fanaticals! We made him.
虽然如此 这个人可是在北美 This would be a man who, among other things,
建立第一个英国聚居地 并将其取名为 established the first English colony in North America,
"弗吉尼亚" 以表示对女王的崇敬 named Virginia for the Queen
而且把土豆带到北美的大人物啊 and brought potatoes to these shores?
- 对 说的没错 - 所以是 "你们" 成就了他 - Yes. That's right. - And YOU made him?
那当然 Absolutely.
凯特 一个人成就在于他的成绩 Kate, it be a man's achievements that raise him up.
虚名都只是浮云而已 Fame itself is ephemeral!
那就像一个贴心的慈母给自己上学的孩子 It be like the tasty snack that a fond mother packs
在包里装的用来抵御晚餐前饥饿的美味零食 for the eager schoolboy against the hunger of the long afternoon.
怎么了啊 What?
根本留不到下午啊 Gone by lunchtime!
- 你想出名的吧 - 成为著名诗人 宝特姆 - You want to be famous, don't you? - As a poet.
如果名声本身 If fame itself be more
比取得名声的方式还重要的话 important than the means by which it be got,
那么在未来的阿尔比恩 then will there dawn a day in Albion
阿尔比恩 古代对英国的雅称
我们只要把一群没德没才的人 where we simply watch a gaggle of inadequates
聚在一起 直接称他们为名人就好了 sitting about in a house and call THEM famous?
我觉得那貌似还真是个 I think that could actually
挺有意思的社会经历呢 be quite an interesting social experiment.
一开始可能是这样的 凯特 It might start out that way, Kate,
但是很快就会堕落成 but it would soon degenerate
一种人与人之间互相践踏的愚蠢游戏 into a fatuous game of who bonketh whom.
实际上他想说的事 Actually, what he's saying is
如果有人想要他的签名 if anyone ever wants his signature,
也得交钱才行 he's going to charge them for it.
没错 是这个意思 我已经在为此打基础了 Yes, I am, and in fact, I'm already laying the groundwork...
在极少的情况下我才签名 signing my name only occasionally
每次的拼写都有些许不同 and spelling it differently each time
来增加签名的稀有性 提升价值 to increase the rarity value.
大家早上好啊 Morning, all!
鄙人清晨早起拾级而上 众位可否赐予美酒一同畅饮 I ascendeth the stairs so best thee get this party starteth.
基特 太好了 宝特姆 把麦酒和派拿来 Kit, splendid! Bottom, bring ale and pie.
真是有趣 虽然您学富五车出口成章 Funny how, for all your vast and innovative vocabulary,
口中却从来不说一个"请"字 you still haven't heard the word, "Please."
不知礼 无以立也 Manners maketh man, you know.
说的很好 宝特姆 用我的名言来让我难堪 Very clever, Bottom... shaming me with my own phrase.
"不知礼 无以立也"可不是您的名言 "Manners maketh man" Is not your phrase,
- 莎士比亚先生 - 不是吗 - Mr Shakespeare. - Isn't it?
- 我觉得是的 - 不 它不是 - I think it is. - No, it isn't.
威廉·霍曼在都铎王朝早期任伊顿公学和温彻斯特大学的校长 他最卓越的成就是撰写了拉丁文语法教科书Vulgaria
它最早被威廉·霍曼引用于 It was first quoted by William Horman
他的拉丁文教科书Vulgaria中 in his Latin textbook Vulgaria,
全名为《Vulgaria: London, 1519》
那本书出版于1519年 比你出生还要早四十五年 published in 1519, 45 years before you were born.
好吧 可能是有一些淘气小精灵把它从我脑子里偷走 Well, perchance some naughty sprite didst pluck it from my brain,
带着它跳回到了1519年 dance back through time to 1519
然后偷偷告诉了威廉·霍曼 and whisper it in William Horman's ear
碰巧那时他正在写他的Vulgaria at the very moment he was writing his Vulgaria.
有可能啊 Could happen!
其实我不介意来点麦酒和馅饼 波特斯基 Actually, I won't bother with the ale and pie, Botski.
既不能豪饮也不能饱腹 图什么呢 No quaffing or gorging... how so?
你好像喜欢那些 Feel you like that which,
虽然不是白兰地 但会灼烧喉咙 though it be not brandy, doth burn the throat,
虽然不是炖菜 但有些胡萝卜 though it be not stew, doth contain bits of carrot,
虽然不是小贩的帽子 and though it be not a costermonger's cap,
但也会在新年被抛向天空的东西 doth get thrown up in the street at New Year?
你说什么 Pardon?
恶心 基特 你觉得恶心吗 Sick, Kit. Are you feeling sick?
哦 这样啊 不 不啊 一点都不恶心 不 Oh, right! No, no, not a bit of it, no.
我已经和我新的最佳好友在外面 I've been quaffing and gorging all night,
大吃大喝一晚上了 out with my new best mate.
新任最佳好友 我肯定没被取代吧 New best mate? Surely I be not usurped?
- 哦 别搞笑了 威尔 - 呼 - Oh, don't be ridiculous, Will. - Phew!
你不是我最好的朋友 YOU'RE not my best mate.
我是说 你肯定是朋友 你懂的 好朋友 I mean, you're a mate, definitely. You know, good mate.
但不是我最好的朋友 Not my best mate!
好吧 我也喜欢玩这种套路 Right, yeah, kind of how I like to play it, too.
不想陷得太深 但是 呃 Don't want to get in too deep. But, er...
给我们说说你的这位新朋友吧 T-Tell us about this new friend of yours.
或许我能见见他 Perhaps I might meet him
然后我们都可以成为好友 and then we could be best mates together.
嗯 这我就不知道了 威尔 我是说 这个家伙相当酷 Well, I don't know, Will. I mean, the guy is pretty cool.
是个真正的能人 你知道的 他是士兵 又是政客 Real player, you know, soldier, statesman
还是位如假包换的摩尔式王子 bona fide Moorish prince.
不会吧 真的 No! Really?
- 真正的非洲皇室 - 太神奇了 - Actual African royalty? - How fascinating!
我可喜欢旅游和冒险的故事了 I am obsessed with stories of travel and adventure.
嗯 这个人有很多这样的故事 Oh, well, this guy's got loads of them.
人称奥泰洛将军 昨天到了伦敦 Name's General Otello. Docked yesterday and,
而我作为全伦敦最酷的人 自然是逃不过他的法眼 me being the coolest dudell in town, he sought me out.
哦 我太嫉妒你了 基特 Oh, how I envy thee, Kit.
你在伦敦上流社会混得风生水起 You have all of London at your feet,
而我甚至不能以绅士自居 and I canst not even style myself a gentleman.
你不是要给你家买一个盾徽吗 Thought you were going to buy your family a coat of arms?
是的 但是首席传令官罗伯特·格林 Yes, but Robert Greene be chief herald
说我举办的宴席太少了 and says my lack of connection 'mongst the dainties
这阻碍了我的晋升 doth preclude all advancement.
哦 该死的势利鬼 这样如何 Oh, damnable snob! How about this?
像格林这样的势利小人 A snootish pamperloin like Greene
做梦都想见一面摩尔式王子 would be dying to meet the Moorish prince.
你办个晚宴怎么样 Why not host a dinner, hm?
我可以带奥泰洛来 你来邀请格林 I can bring Otello, you can invite Greene.
这个想法太棒了 基特 What a brilliant notion, Kit!
如果我为外国皇室举办一个晚宴 If I host a dinner for foreign royalty,
格林就再也无法否认我的地位了 Greene could ne'er deny my status.
哦 我的天哪 Oh, my God!
一位非洲王子 要到这来 An African prince? Coming here?!
哦 请一定让我参加 莎士比亚先生 拜托了 Oh, please let me attend, Mr Shakespeare, please!
凯特 抱歉 不行 Kate, sorry, but no!
举办这场派对是为了给罗伯特·格林留个好印象 This is a party to impress Robert Greene
而你只是个小老板的女儿 and you be but a landlady's daughter.
这也是个问题 基特 需要邀请女人吗 Although that is a point, Kit... what of girls?
没有女人的宴席算不上好宴席 No dainty dinner be fit without the gentle sex
而我一个贵族千金都不认识 and I know no posh birds at all.
- 哦 我觉得你有 - 不 我觉得没有 - Oh, I think you do. - No, don't think so.
为什么 你这家伙能否认诺廷顿公爵夫人吗 Why, sirrah, do you deny the Duchess of Northington?
那么我真是看不起你 Then I think foul scorn upon thee,
因为虽然我是个手无缚鸡之力的小姑娘 for though I have the body of a weak and timorous girlie,
但是我有得体的贵族千金的心胸 I have the heart and stomach of a proper posh bird.
天哪 凯特 说得太棒了 Gosh, Kate, that is so good!
你听起来真像是个庄园里出生的大小姐 You really do sound to the manor born,
但是演得真不错 but what a brilliant performance.
好吧 你知道我热爱演戏 Well, you know performance is my passion,
因为我真的想成为一位演员 because I really want to be an actress.
得了吧 凯特 女人演戏是违法的 Stop it, Kate. Lady acting is illegal.
莎士比亚生活的伊丽莎白时期 女人演戏是违法的 年轻的女性角色由小男孩演出 成年的女性 角色由成年男性演出
但是我给你个机会扮演女公爵 只有这一晚 But for one night only, you will play the Duchess.
- 哦 - 而我可以演一个勋爵 - Ooh! - And I can act like a lord.
- 什么 什么 什么 - 嗯 - What-what-what? - Mm...
我们也将需要有人在桌前服侍 Except we'll also need someone to wait at tables,
所以也许你可以打破你的生活习惯 so perhaps you could break the habit of a lifetime
来饰演一个仆人 and act like a servant.
我穿这件袍子美吗 How do I look in my gown?
非常美凯特 完全像一个迷人的年轻贵族小姐 Wonderful, Kate... the very image of an alluring young posh bird.
甚至比康德尔先生穿着它 Better even than when Mr Condell
在我的亨利六世里饰演玛格丽特时还好 wore it as Margaret in my Henrys.
Henrys指莎士比亚创作的历史剧《亨利六世》 玛格丽特是亨利六世的王后
那真是太好了 Which is amazing, really,
因为他是一个中年男人 what with him being a middle-aged man
而我只是一个货真价实的女孩 and me being only a real girl,
你大概会觉得他有优势 you'd think he'd have the edge.
我无法改变法律 凯特 I can't change the law, Kate.
你只敢向我许诺那些虚假的诺言 Thou darest not even try,
却甚至都不敢试一试 despite all of the false promises you have made to me!
你自己是肯定永远都不会扮演女性角色的 'Tis certain you will never play a female role yourself.
说不好 遥想当年 我可一直都被视为是一个好演员 Oh, I don't know. I have been deemed a goodly actor in my day.
啊 但是依照法律 要去饰演一个女孩 Ah, but the law states that, to play a girl,
必须要有备案 one must have bolingbrokes,
而你都不敢去申请 and you have yet to grow a pair.
我不要再在这个特殊的问题上争吵了 凯特 I will not quarrel on this special e'en, Kate.
很快我们就要见到奥泰洛王子了 Soon, we are to meet Prince Otello.
我一直在想 可以把他写到戏里 I've been thinking I might use him in a play.
我肯定能写出最棒的戏 I feel sure I could build a most wonderful drama
里面都是狂野充满激情的角色 around such a wild and passionate figure.
你为什么认为奥泰洛王子会是狂野热情的 Why do you presume Prince Otello will be wild and passionate?
因为他是非洲人 很显然地因此会是原始的 Because he's African, obviously,
令人兴奋的 thus will he be primal, organic.
我是说 可爱那是当然的 只是更 I mean, lovely, of course, just more...
- 令人兴奋 - 没错 - Organic? - Exactly.
在英格兰 我们的文化可追溯到 In England, we trace our culture back
希腊和罗马的古典模式 to the classical models of Greece and Rome,
但是古文明事例却证实 but the Moor is untouched
摩尔人是一脉相传的 by the example of ancient civilisations.
像苏格兰人 Like the Scots.
如果我们是要谈古文明 Well, if we're talking ancient civilisations,
很显然地 有迦太基 there's Carthage, obviously.
- 什么 - 迦太基 迦太基人来自哪里 - What? - Carthage, where the Carthaginians came from.
是的 凯特 我设想迦太基人来自迦太基 Yes, Kate, I imagine that Carthaginians came from Carthage.
他们总不会是斯托克顿的吧 对吧 They're not going to hail from Stockton-on-Tees, are they?
他们怎么了呢 What about them?
他们是一只古老的非洲文明 Well, they were an ancient African civilisation,
在染料和纺织上引领世界 who led the world in dyes and textiles,
而且他们的将军 汉尼拔 震慑了罗马 and their general, Hannibal, terrorised Rome.
没错 那些迦太基人 Oh, right, THOSE Carthaginians.
很显然 是有例外的 Well, obviously, there are exceptions.
或者努米底亚人 迦太基的最伟大对手 Or the Numidians, Carthage's greatest rival,
在第二次布匿战争中和罗马共和国统一战线的 who sided with the Roman Republic in the Second Punic War.
他们也是非洲人 They were Africans, too.
真的吗 你说努米底亚人吗 Really? Numidians, you say?
然后 当然还有埃及人 And then, of course, there's the Egyptians...
是的 但是显然古埃及人不是非洲人 Well, yes, but the Ancient Egyptians weren't Africans, obviously.
你知道埃及在非洲吧 莎士比亚先生 You are aware that Egypt is in Africa, Mr Shakespeare?
就是问问 因为我碰巧 I mean, I only ask since
听说你以为维罗纳是个港口 I happen to know you think Verona is a port
波希米亚有个海湾 and Bohemia has a coast.
不 我觉得你有点言过其实了 Ah, no, methinks you overstate your case.
埃及或许是在非洲 Egypt may be in Africa,
但古埃及人不是非洲人 but the Ancient Egyptians weren't African.
- 你是说他们是白人吗 - 可能肤色有点深吧 - You mean they were white? - Well, perhaps lightly tanned.
但当他们的文明停止闪耀时 But when their civilisation stopped being so glorious,
他们突然变得黑了吗 they suddenly started getting darker?
凯特 古时的世界有不同的规则 Kate, the Ancient World played by different rules.
基督耶稣来自约旦 然而我们都知道 Christ himself hailed from Judea, and yet as everybody knows,
他是金发碧眼 he was blond with blue eyes.
整个中东唯一的金发碧眼的男人吗 The only blond and blue-eyed man in the whole of the Middle East?
胡扯什么 当然不是 Don't be ridiculous! Of course not!
他的门徒也是金发碧眼 His disciples were blond and blue-eyed, too.
除了犹大 他黑不溜秋的 Except Judas, who was dark and swarthy.
看看任何的油画 Look at any painting.
我们教堂里圣母玛利亚是个红头发的 The Virgin Mary in our church is a ginge!
我奉命前来 莎士比亚先生 I am come as bidden, Mr Shakespeare,
尽管我很惊讶 但我们不是朋友 full surprised though I be, for we are not friends.
来吧 我知道我们俩过去有过节 Come now, Greene. I know we've fought in the past,
但就好比可爱女佣 but like the sweet-nosed maid
会跟随满载的牛车一样 who doth follow the fully loaded turding cart,
我会把那些都抛在身后 I would put all that behind me.
天哪 这是哪位 And who, pray, is this?
怎么了 是高贵的诺辛顿公爵夫人 格林先生 Why, the noble Duchess of Northington, Mr Greene!
实在是幸会 Charmed, I'm sure.
稍微移步一下 说说严格约定中 Step aside will I a moment and speak my innermost thoughts,
不能表露的 我内心的真实想法 which by strict convention cannot be heard.
暴发户们都以为我傻吗 Does the Crow think me a fool?
怎么了 这个公爵夫人显然只是小老板的女儿 Why, this duchess is none but the landlady's daughter, no doubt,
如此盛装的为摩尔人做秀 so attired as to make a show for the Moor!
但我不会揭露这丑行 知识就是力量 I'll not expose the sluttage yet. Knowledge is power.
你认识奥泰洛王子吗 夫人 Do you know Prince Otello, your Grace?
我一直渴望 但还没有这份荣幸 I have not had the pleasure but do long to.
一个大方得体的富家千金怎么能在 What proper posh bird does not go diddly-doo-dah
王子前兴奋失态呢 over the prospect of a prince?
是的 没错 Yes, of course.
那这个身份低微的女孩会去挑逗那摩尔人 So this unworthy girl would set her cap towards the Moor.
不错 她是异常漂亮 而他刚下战场 Well, she is passing pretty, and he just returned from war,
很显然渴望柔情密语和温和抚慰 and longing no doubt for honeyed words and soft caresses.
很显然 一个士兵看到这活色生香的姑娘 'Tis clear, 'tis certain a soldier's blood will run hot at sight
肯定会热血上涌 of this ripe peach,
哪里有激情 哪里就有妒忌 and where there is passion, there is always jealousy.
热烈欢迎奥泰洛将军 摩洛哥王子 Pray bid welcome to General Otello, Prince of Morocco.
有礼了 共享兽血之人就是兄弟 Greetings! Men who share the blood of beasts are brothers.
我的长矛会杀了你们的敌人 My assegai will kill your enemies!
我的盾牌会保护你们的女人 My shield will protect your women.
我的牛羚会给你牛奶 给你的花园施肥 My wildebeest will give you milk and fertilise your herb gardens.
哇哦 谢谢 Wow! Thanks.
所以 一点也不狂野和激情 So, not wild and passionate at all, then.
天哪 莎士比亚先生 奥泰洛 Oh, goodness, Mr Shakespeare! Otello?
应该叫 "性感泰洛" More like HOT-ello!
他真的很令人性奋 He really is orgasmic!
你是说令人兴奋 You mean organic.
我知道我什么意思 I kind of think I know what I mean.
将军 允许我向格林先生介绍您 General, allow me to introduce you to Mr Greene,
一个伟大而著名的诗人 a great and renowned poet
他的崇高戏剧倍根教士与彭该教士 我相信 whose sublime play Friar Bacon And Friar Bungay is, I imagine,
是大马拉喀什的永久剧目 in constant repertory at the Marrakech Grand.
诗人 我很荣幸 A poet? I am honoured.
我言语有点粗鲁 Rude am I in my speech,
只是稍稍识得一些文雅的词句 and little blessed with the soft phrase of peace.
哈 一个字都别信 Ha! Don't believe a word of it.
这家伙比齐普赛街的无赖租客还絮叨 This bloke's got more gob than a Cheapside renting-knave.
好吧 王子来讲一两个故事 Well, then, perhaps the
让我们长长见识如何 Prince would regale us with a tale or two?
我也在引诱那摩尔人谈论他的奇遇和历险 And so do I tempt the Moor to speak of his alarms and adventures,
这种浪漫的东西 毫无疑问会吸引那荡妇的注意 for such romantic stuff will no doubt turn the strumpet's head.
你想听听我的奇遇和历险吗 You wish to hear of my alarms and my adventures?
- 要不 改天再聊 - 战场 财富 - Well, you know, maybe another time... - Battles. Fortunes.
- 我经历过的大军重围 - 喝一杯吧 伙计 - Sieges that I have passed. - Grab a drink, mate.
他得说一天 This could go on all day.
还有我在陆地以及还上经历过的 wherein I'll speak of most disastrous chances,
各种危急惊险的自然灾害 of moving accidents by flood and field,
城破之时我命悬一线 最终逃出生天 of hair-breadth 'scapes, 'ere the imminent deadly breach.
喝什么酒啊 基特 把我的笔拿来 Have a drink, Kit? Grab my quill!
这可是爆炸性的素材 This is blooming good stuff!
我得赶紧记下来 I need to get some of it down!
我脸红了吗 快告诉我是不是红透了 Have I gone all red? Tell me if I go all red.
还有会吃同胞血肉的食人族 Of the cannibals that each other eat, the anthropophagi,
以及脑袋长在肩膀下面的人 and men whose heads do grow beneath their shoulders.
真是太棒了 This is brilliant.
- 食人族怎么拼来着 - 但是 - How do you spell "Anthropophagi"? - But...
我可能说的太多了 Perhaps I speak too much.
要知道 浓缩就是精华 Well, you know, less is more.
不 将军 请继续 Oh, no, General! Do go on.
好温柔啊 But soft.
这位美丽的女士是谁 What fair lady is this?
我美丽的勇士 Oh, my fair warrior!
看着你站在我面前 It gives me wonder great as my content
我有种极大的满足感 是心灵上的愉悦 to see you here before me, my soul's joy.
你让我着迷 我的天啊 You had me at, "Oh, my..."
天呐 你觉得奥泰洛是不是喜欢我们凯特 Blimey... do you think Otello fancies our Kate?
看上去是这样 Looks that way, cuz.
这小子已经 I mean, a chap's got to
沉浸在无韵诗体中无法自拔了 be pretty smitten to lapse into blank verse.
命运是仁慈的 就像我预计的那样 Fate is kind. The old black ram be for tupping yonder white ewe,
黑公羊和白母羊交配 as I have plotted.
圈套已经设下 The trap is set.
如果之后的每场暴风雨都来得这么平静 If after every tempest comes such calms,
可能风会一直刮到他们意识到死亡临近的时候 may the winds blow till they have awakened death.
我已经无法用语言表达我的满足感了 I cannot speak enough of this content.
它萦绕在我心中 It stops me here.
实在有太多的喜悦 It is too much of joy.
冷静 凯特 Calm down, Kate!
你刚认识这个男人一分半钟 You've only known the bloke for a minute-and-a-half.
宝特姆 你没听到他说的吗 Bottom, didn't you hear him?
他有关探险 His wonderful tales of adventures,
暴风雨和食人族的完美故事 tempests and the anthropophagi!
还有脑袋长在肩膀下面的人 And men whose heads do grow beneath their shoulders!
如果每个讲出好故事的人我都爱上的话 If I fell for everyone who span a decent yarn,
酒馆里的一半人都得嫁给我 I'd have to roger half the blokes in the pub!
现在 让你自己冷静下来 Now, pull yourself together!
好了 各位 茶已经泡好了 Right, you lot, tea's on't table,
快赶紧坐下吃吧 so get fell to and get stuck in.
宝特姆 你应该说 The phrase, Bottom, is,
女士们先生们 晚餐准备好了 "Ladies and gentlemen, dinner is served."
我先征服一个 接着另一个 First did I vanquish one, then another,
直到征服所有 until all around were vanquished.
好吧 真没想到啊 Well, there's a surprise.
我的天 真是太刺激了 Oh, my goodness... so exciting.
很明这女孩确实爱摩尔人 他也爱她 'Tis clear the girl doth love the Moor and he loves her.
现在我必须让摩尔人相信暴发户也爱她 Now must I make the Moor believe the Crow doth also love her,
然后他会为了极致的嫉妒而疯狂 then will he be wild with murderous jealousy.
将军啊 在如此长时间如吹牛一般的 But General, dry must be your throat
讲故事之后 您喉咙一定都干了 after such prolonged boasting... story-telling.
要不来点红酒 Little wine, perhaps?
上天保佑 Oh, heaven forefend,
我真是太笨手笨脚了 I am a dunceling clumbletrousers.
女士 我很乐意借你我的手绢 Lady, I would fain lend you my kerchief
但是恐怕它很脏 but do fear 'tis fully snotted.
老兄 你能不能 Sirrah, could you...
乐意之极 Gladly.
我给你的第一个礼物 The first gift I give thee.
它将会是全世界 Would it were all the world!
这对我而言就是全世界 我的主人 It means the world to me, my lord.
这地方待不下去了 Get a flipping chamber!
莎士比亚 我忧心如焚 Shakespeare, I am distraught.
因为我的原因导致 I didst cause the great
上将损失了他有刺绣的手绢 General to lose his embroidered bogey wipe.
答应我你会从女公爵那里弄一条手绢 Promise me you will borrow said bogey wipe from the Duchess
然后绣上他喜欢的花样 and have another stitched in its likeness
好让我把它送给摩尔人当礼物呢 that I may gift that to the Moor?
- 什么 但 但是 - 我还想说 - What? B-But... - Further will I speak.
让你父亲获得 You wouldst fain have your
传令官的承认 一定是你心中所想吧 father admitted to the company of heralds?
毫无疑问 我求之不得 Yes, absolutely. I was hoping to bring that up.
那我来为你指点迷津 Then this advice will I give thee.
如果像奥泰洛将军这样的名人 If such a personage as General Otello
能到我这来替你背书的话 were to plead your case to me,
那么我几乎不会拒绝这样的恳求 why, then I could scarcely refuse such an entreaty.
真的吗 可是他怎么会替我背书 他不认识我 Really? But-but why would he plead my case? He doth not know me.
是的 但他好像认识你的那个女公爵朋友 Yes, but he does seem to be getting to know your friend
而且关系还很密切 the Duchess rather intimately.
好吧 将军 Well, now, General,
现在已经是最愉快的时刻了 it has been most pleasant,
但我发现了一个 but I see that one more
比得到你关注更有吸引力的事 fascinating than I doth have your attention.
我会离开 I will take my leave.
马洛先生 莎士比亚先生 您能同将军一道 Mr Marlowe, Mr Shakespeare, perhaps you could bring the General
赏光到我的寒舍一聚 让我来回报一下您的盛情款待吗 to mine own humble home that I might return this favour?
带着手绢 莎士比亚先生 不要忘了 The bogey wipe, Mr Shakespeare... forget not.
手绢 The bogey wipe!
祝大家愉快 Good day!
埃文河上的斯塔福郡
他想让我绣一条一模一样的手绢 He wants me to stitch him a nose wipe just like this one?
是的 据说这是让罗伯特·格林同意 Yeah, says it's part of some plan to get Robert Greene
"先祖包装" 的计划中的重要环节 to agree to making Grandad posh.
天啊 两个完全一样的手绢 Oh, dear... two identical hankies,
无疑会导致得出错误结论 which will no doubt cause wrong conclusions to be drawn.
听起来就像是那种你父亲会卷入的 Sounds just like the sort of convoluted bolingbrokes
那些奇怪复杂的烂事 your dad would get involved with.
你就把那个手绢绣好了送回去 You just stitch that snotrag and send it back,
然后我就终于成为绅士了 for I am to become a gentleman at last!
你要想变成绅士 光有盾徽 It'll take more than a coat of arms
可是远远不够啊 约翰·莎士比亚 to turn you into a gentleman, John Shakespeare.
你要先从不在床上吃腌洋葱开始 You'll have to stop eating pickled onions in bed, for a start.
你是一个脏兮兮的 让人嫌恶的老头 You are a dirty, disgustable, grotsome old man.
等我到了上流社会 人们就以结交我为荣了 People'll be proud enough to know me when I'm posh!
他把那些腌制的洋葱放在腋窝里 He puts those pickled onions under his arms
为了把它们弄软 to soften them up, you know.
跟一个腋窝里夹着洋葱的人 Imagine being bothered in the marital bed
睡在同一张床上 想想就受不了 by a man with pickled onions in his armpits.
你喜欢的 You love it.
我不喜欢 约翰·莎士比亚 I do not love it, John Shakespeare.
安说的是对的 你就是个肮脏 Anne's right... you are a dirty,
无耻 不招人待见的臭老头 disgustable, grotsome old man.
是啊 但是就是这样一个肮脏 Yes, but a dirty, d
无耻 不招人待见的臭老头 isgustable, grotsome old man
马上就要拿到盾徽了 而且依照法律他会成为一个 who's going to get his own coat of arms, which will make me
肮脏 无耻 不招人待见的老年绅士 a dirty, disgustable, grotsome old gentleman by law.
我刚离开格林的聚会 凯特 Just off to Mr Greene's dinner party, Kate,
我把奥泰洛掉的手绢还回来 but I wanted to drop Otello's hanky back.
没问题 莎士比亚先生 Oh, no problem, Mr Shakespeare.
从那时候起我就收到了好多礼品 I've had quite a few pressies since then.
一串珠链 一个中空葫芦 A bead necklace, a hollowed-out gourd,
一个里面有带有芳香树叶和浆果的罐子 a pot pourri of scented leaves and berries,
里面装着他手下败将晒干了的蛋蛋 contained within the dry scroting sac of a defeated foe.
小洛洛真懂女人心 Hottie's so romantic!
- 小洛洛 - 对 我是觉得这样叫亲切 - Hottie? - Oh, yes, 'tis my pet familiar for him.
我把他名字里的第一个音节省去了 I fashioned it out of the first syllable of his name,
然后我发现这种叫法简直是不能更性感 and the fact that I find him extremely and totally hot.
这样啊 我猜我懂了 Yeah, I think I got that.
他叫我 可爱的小山雀 He calls me Sweet Tits,
Tits 也有乳房的意思
很明显是把我当成了可爱的小鸟了 which no doubt be a reference to adorable baby birds.
嗯 Hm.
好吧 告诉我 凯特 你有没有和奥泰洛王子坦白 Yes, and tell me, Kate, have you yet confessed to Prince Otello
你其实不是诺辛顿的女公爵 that you're not in fact the Duchess of Northington
只是个调皮的冒牌货 but a naughty impostor?
哦 莎士比亚先生 小洛洛不会介意那个的 Oh, Mr Shakespeare, Hottie won't mind that!
他爱我 而爱可以征服一切 He loves me, and amor vincit omnia.
呃 等会儿 我知道这个 Er, yes, hang on... I know this.
维吉尔的诗句 爱可以战胜一切 Virgil, "Love conquers all".
爱可以战胜一切 Love Conquers All?
我咋觉得这个是我说的呢 维吉尔 你确定 I thought that was one of mine? Virgil? You sure?
百分之一万确定 两千年前的诗句 Quite sure. Nearly 2,000 years ago.
确实啊 所以 肯定不涉及版权问题 Right, so, definitely out of copyright.
和我说说 凯特 你觉得这段恋情将会何去何从 And, tell me, Kate, how do you see this relationship developing?
你把自己想成了未来的奥泰洛夫人了吗 Do you imagine yourself as the future Mrs Otello?
哦 我不知道 莎士比亚先生 Oh, I don't know, Mr Shakespeare.
他和我承认了他有好多老婆 He's admitted to me that he's polygamous,
而且如果我嫁给了他 我肯定会的 and so if we married, I would,
我就是十七个奥泰洛夫人中的一个 in fact, be one of 17 Mrs Otellos.
老天呐 凯特 Goodness, Kate!
一个高贵的英国女子 Could a proud Englishwoman
怎么能接受如此令人羞耻的事呢 ever accept such a demeaning situation?
你应该知道 莎士比亚先生 Well, you see, Mr Shakespeare,
如果我当自己是高贵的英国女子 if as a proud Englishwoman
去和一个高贵的英国男子结婚 I marry a proud Englishman,
他马上就会占有我所有的财产 he immediately takes all my property
而且可以使唤我像使唤奴隶一样 and has the right to make of me a slave
就连动手家暴也不用害怕法律的惩罚 and beat me without fear of law.
和摩尔人也一样 As would the Moor.
摩尔人是非洲西北部伊斯兰教民族 女性在家庭里没有地位
是啊 但是和奥泰洛在一起 Yes, but with Otello,
会有另外十六个妻子分散他注意力 I would only get one 17th of his attention,
但是在英国 我就得自己一个人忍受着 whereas in England, I would have to put up with
那些粗鲁野蛮的混蛋 some brutal bastarble all on my own.
对于一个伊丽莎白时期的女人 婚姻就是一场赌博 For an Elizabethan woman, marriage is a percentage game.
对 这个我懂 Right, yes, I see that.
再加上 想想和一个摩尔男人一起冒险 Plus, think of the adventure, to be with such a man as the Moor,
这个男人曾经驾船远渡重洋 见过食人族 a warrior who has sailed afar and seen the anthropophagi
还有头长在肩膀下面的怪人 and men whose heads do grow beneath their shoulders.
确实 我得承认 Yes, well, I must admit,
这些玩意听起来就刺激 that does sound like pretty exciting stuff.
还有一件事我想请你帮忙 There was one other thing. I wanted to ask a favour.
你知道的 我一直请求纹章局 As you know, I'm hoping to petition the College of Heralds
授予莎士比亚家族一个盾徽 to grant the Shakespeares a coat of arms.
罗伯特·格林向我透露说 Robert Greene has let slip that,
如果有像奥泰洛将军这样的人来替我背书就太好了 were so great a man as General Otello to plead my cause,
这样格林就能再好好考虑下这个提议了 Greene might be better disposed to consider it,
所以 我想 so I was wondering...
没问题 莎士比亚先生 我会和小洛洛说的 Of course, Mr Shakespeare. I'll have a word with Hottie
我会把你好好吹捧一番 and I'll lay it on really thick.
我会跟他说你才高八斗 举世无双 I'll say you're absolutely amazing and totally wonderful.
现在 你和格林先生有个愉快的夜晚了 Now, you have a lovely evening with Mr Greene.
我要去在沃尔特·雷的书海里畅游了 I'm going to bury myself in Sir Walter Raleigh's book
然后幻想小洛洛带我大千繁华 and dream of Hottie taking me in all those exotic places.
是去看 凯特 你是想说他带你去看遍大千繁华 TO, Kate... you mean taking you TO all those exotic places.
我觉得我知道我是什么意思 I kind of think I know what I mean.
罗伯特·格林家 餐厅
莎士比亚先生 欢迎 欢迎 热烈欢迎 Ah, Mr Shakespeare, welcome, welcome.
请问您是否将手绢带在身上 Didst thou bring the bogey wipe?
带了 我老婆做了个一模一样的 Aye, my wife did make the copy.
嗯 真是完美啊 Mm. A perfect replica.
莎士比亚夫人身为农妇却有如此手艺 Mrs Shakespeare has talent for a farm girl.
想象到给她丈夫缝寿衣的场景就很美妙 And with her needle has she stitched her husband's shroud.
现在 来吧 让我们四个绅士大快朵颐吧 Now, come, let us quaff and gorge as befits four gentlemen.
不对 不对 是三个绅士 I'm sorry, as befits three gentlemen,
和莎士比亚先生 and Mr Shakespeare.
等我拿到了我的盾徽 我就和你们一样了 Although I will be one when I get my coat of arms.
像你说的 不久后 For soon, as you advised,
一个大人物就能帮我搞定盾徽申请的事 one far greater than I will plead my case.
哦 真好 事态有点紧急了啊 Oh, joy! The noose tightens!
没事 格林 肉卷得赶紧吃才行 Come on, Greene... this tuck won't eat itself!
真丰盛啊 格林先生 Such a feast, Mr Greene.
我会和以前在贝洛克岛上 Would I were like the men with six mouths
看到的那个有六张嘴的人一样吗 whom first I saw upon the island of Berlocopus.
这样的话我就能多五张嘴 For then would I have five more gaping gobs
用来塞肉卷了 in which to stuff the tuck.
要胡椒吗 莎士比亚先生 Pepper, Mr Shakespeare?
上帝啊 来一些 招待的真周到 Goodness, yes, please! What a treat!
这种调料可价值不菲呢 Such spice doth cost a fortune!
那你就尽情享用吧 Take as much as you please.
为什么 在这个狗屁国家 Why, in the country of Crapatonia,
会有这么多胡椒 there be so much pepper
能让人们说话的时候都不停打喷嚏 that the natives converse only in sneezes,
还让人随时泪流满面 and their eyes do water so,
泪水滔滔淹没了所有平原 the plains are often flooded with tears.
哎呀 奥泰洛 你可能是阅历太丰富想得太多 Crikey, Otello, mate, you have seen some stuff and then some.
但是 我们打个赌 什么是食人族 But, to settle a bet, what is an anthropophagi?
就是从猿猴进化来的未开化的家伙 Just a guy from Anthropop.
说得在理 It makes sense.
莎士比亚先生 Mr Shakespeare,
你打喷嚏的时候真像这狗屁国家的人 you do be sneezing like a citizen of Crapatonia!
来 用这个 Here... use this.
入套了 The trap shuts.
告诉我 将军 您有没有见过 Tell me about this, General, have you not sometimes seen
您的爱人手中拿着一条印着 a handkerchief spotted with strawberries
草莓图案的手绢 in your love's hand?
我送给了凯特一条 是我给她的第一份礼物 I gave Kate such a one. 'Twas my first gift.
天哪 我的天哪 Oh! Oh, dear!
恐怕她之后转送给了别人 I fear then she gave it to another,
瞧 莎士比亚在那边用它擦胡子呢 for see, yonder Shakespeare doth wipe his beard with it.
那个奴隶是活得不耐烦了 Oh, that the slave had 40,000 lives!
又穷又羸弱 都不值得我动手 One is too poor, too weak for my revenge!
陛下 别嫉妒 Oh, beware, my lord, of jealousy!
善妒的魔鬼连赖以为生的食物也会嘲笑 'Tis the green-eyed monster which doth mock the meat it feeds on.
也许你是对的 不应该这么快下定论 Well, perhaps you're right. Don't want to jump to conclusions.
不 No...
我是说 看上去确实很可疑 But, I mean, it does look really dodgy.
没错 没错 Yes. Yes!
再煽风点火一下就成功了 One more twist will do the deed.
也许这个小混混是无辜的 Perchance the knave be innocent.
试探一下凯特 如果她 Question Kate, and if she
向你为莎士比亚美言的话 speaks soft words to you of Shakespeare,
那你就可以知道她已经迷上他了 then will you know that he hath stolen her heart,
你也就不得不杀他了 and so must you kill him.
黑暗的复仇 从汝之幽窟升起吧 Arise, black vengeance from thy hollow cell!
杀 杀 杀 Ah, blood! Blood! Blood!
哎哟喂 Blimey!
盛怒中带点突然 应该是要去杀人 A bit abrupt. And so angry! Fit to murder someone.
而且他和格林聊得如此投契 And he's been deep in conversation with Greene.
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
我曾想利用摩尔人来对付格林 I had thought to use the Moor against Greene,
然而他用这招来对付我了 but he has served me likewise!
就像你给我看的那句新台词一样 It's like that new line you showed me,
形容一个自作自受的人那句 the one where the fellow totally shafted his own person?
- 你是说"搬起石头砸自己的脚" - 就是这句 - You mean "Hoist by his own petard"! - That's the one!
你说得对 基特 就像那个孤芳自赏的杂技表演者一样 You're right, Kit... like the narcissistic contortionist,
我真是自找麻烦了 I've buggered myself.
你不能进去 这不合规矩 You can't go in there! It's not proper!
跟我说说威尔 莎士比亚 Talk to me of Will Shakespeare!
你也晚安 小洛洛 Oh, and bon soir to you, too, Hottie!
没事的 宝特姆 It's fine, Bottom.
反正 我一直都想和奥泰洛王子聊一聊 I've been wanting to have a word with Prince Otello, anyway.
莎士比亚 现在就告诉我 他对你而言是怎样的存在 Shakespeare. Tell me now, what is he to you?
既然你这样问了 Ah, well, since you ask,
我认为他非常才高八斗 举世无双 I think he's absolutely amazing and totally wonderful.
此乃起源矣 此乃起源矣 吾之灵魂 'Tis the cause. 'Tis the cause, my soul.
免吾唤其姓名 汝逐星辰 Let me not name it to you, you chased stars.
此乃起源矣 'Tis the cause.
但是既然你来了 Um, but since you're here,
我有些事情想和你说 there was something I wanted to talk to you about.
吾不愿其躺于血泊之中 Yet I'll not shed her blood,
或伤其透白胜雪 nor scar that whiter skin of hers than snow
滑如凝脂之肌 and smooth as monumental alabaster...
将军 住手 她没有给我你那块手绢 General, stop! She didn't give me your bogey wipe!
格林骗我做了条一模一样的 Greene tricked me into making a copy.
我就是用它来擤鼻涕的 'Twas that which I did snot and grolly.
而且如果碰巧凯特称赞 And if, by any chance, Kate's been banging on
我有多么的才高八斗 举世无双的话 about how absolutely amazing and totally wonderful I am,
那是因为我听了格林建议 求她这样回答的 it's because I asked her to at Greene's suggestion!
凯特是清白的 这是格林用来对付你的阴谋 Kate is pure. 'Tis Greene who plots against you.
吾魂灰飞烟灭矣 Perdition catch my soul.
你原本真的打算闷死她吗 Were you really about to smother her?
如果是真的 那真是太差劲了 Because if so, not cool!
什么 不 当然不是 我只是很生气而已 What? No, of course not! I'm just upset.
我生气的时候总是会抱着个枕头 I always hug a pillow when I'm upset.
但我已经不生气了 凯特是真的爱我 But I'm upset no longer. Kate doth love me.
要知道 这其实 Mm. You see, it was that
正是我想和你说的 小洛洛 that I wanted to talk to you about, actually, Hottie.
我一直都在回想那些你告诉我的 You see, I've been thinking about all those exciting stories
激动人心的故事 这些故事让我着迷 you told me, the ones that won my heart,
关于食人族的种种 all that stuff about the anthropophagi
还有那些头长在肩膀下面的人 and men whose heads do grow beneath their shoulders...
- 我的奇遇和历险 - 是的 - My alarms and adventures. - Hm.
原来这些几乎都是从沃尔特·雷利先生的 And it turns out it's all taken pretty much verbatim
新书里照搬过来的 from Sir Walter Raleigh's new book.
我觉得你不是来自异域的王子 小洛洛 I don't think you are an exotic prince, Hottie.
事实上 你很可能 In fact, you're probably
来自一个一点儿趣味都没有的地方 not from anywhere very interesting at all.
是啊 你来自哪里 Yes... Where do you come from?
布里斯托尔 Bristol.
英国西部的港都
斯特拉福德
原来奥泰洛是在英国出生的 Turned out Otello was born in England.
他捏造他的经历 让大家以为他是一位来自非洲的王子 He makes his living conning people that he's an African prince.
以为凯特是公爵夫人 而他是贪图她的财富 Thinking Kate a duchess, he'd hoped to steal her cash.
如此我与莎士比亚家族的盾徽就相隔万里了 I'm as far away from getting my Shakespeare coat of arms as ever.
但这故事还挺不错的 Amazing story, though.
你应该把这事写到剧里去 You should use it in a play.
怎么写 父亲想成为上流社会的人吗 What? Dad trying to be posh?
- 也许行得通吧 我想 - 不 - Hm, might work, I suppose... - No!
不 应该写贵族摩尔人受到 No, the noble Moor corrupted
邪恶之蛇的驱使而错误地陷入嫉妒之中 into false jealousy by an evil snake,
最终将他的心爱之人闷死在了床上 and suffocating his true love in her bed.
你可以让小洛洛当主角 You could get that Hottie to star in it.
他的身份骗到你了 He certainly convinced you in the role!
其实 我记下了几句他说的话 不对 是我说的话 And actually, I took down a few of his lines... I mean, my lines.
但是让一个黑人男演员当主角吗 But a black actor in a leading role?
我想那应该是几百年后的事 I think that's a few centuries off.
当一个戏份重的配角吧 可能是 A strong supporting character, perhaps...
一个暴躁的监狱看守首领或是一位聪明的老法官 an irascible chief of the watch or a wise old judge.
或者是恶棍 又或者是男主人公最要好的伙伴 Possibly the villain, or the hero's best mate,
但是当主角 but the lead?
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