新贵 第二季第二集
信天主教的异教徒 Heretic, Papist!
账本上写你买了一百根蜡烛 露西女士 Your accounts list 100 candles, Mistress Lucy.
肯定是在密谋造反的天主教弥撒上使用 No doubt for use in a treasonous Catholic mass.
我是开酒馆的 格林先生 I run a pub, Mr Greene.
客人总不能都摸着黑喝酒吧 People like to see what they are drinking.
那好吧 放了她 但是作为女王陛下的特工 Hmm, very well, release her. But as an agent of Her Majesty
我怎么较真都不为过 要不惜一切代价保证归正教会 I cannot be too careful. The Reformed Church must be defended
不被侵犯 at all cost.
Odinani信仰是南尼日利亚伊博族的传统文化信仰
我自己从小信仰的是Odinani教 Personally, I was born into the Odinani faith.
不过 我在考虑要不要改信马赛教 However, I'm thinking of converting to the Maasai religion,
马赛教还挺好的而且认为在世界最初 which is very beautiful and believes that in the beginning,
天空和大地还是一体的 但是人们没有牲畜 the sky and the earth were one. But the people had no cattle
因此 上帝用一条树皮绳索给人们送来了许多奶牛 so God sent them many cows down a bark rope, mmm-ah!
然后 Ildorobo族对此十分嫉妒 于是 他们砍断了绳索 Then the Ildorobo tribe were jealous, so they cut the rope, hah!
于是 天空和大地就被永久分隔了 And heaven and earth were separated for ever!
愚昧的异教徒神话 总有一天 非洲的所有人民 An ignorant heathen myth. One day, all the peoples of
都会知道何为真正的信仰 Africa will be brought to knowledge of the true faith.
你说的这真正的信仰 就是上帝通过一个奇迹般 This being the faith that says God sent his son from heaven
人工受孕的处女把他儿子带到世界上来的那个 via a miraculously-inseminated virgin?
这个比一串飞天奶牛可合理多了嘛 Which is so much more logical than a string of flying cows!
哦 你省省吧 格林 就算你和混进了 Oh, do give it a rest, Greene. Just because you've managed
我们沃尔辛厄姆的锄奸队 to oil your way into Walsingham's spy team along
不意味着这里的每一张桌子后面都坐着个 with us hard guys, doesn't mean there's a Catholic terrorist
- 天主教的暴徒 - 哦 - at every table. - Oh...
煎饼和红酒 Wafers and wine!
在天主教里 煎饼是圣饼
煎饼和红酒 马洛先生 为什么 你和这群 Wafers and wine, Mr Marlowe. Why, you and this cohort of
顽固不化的异教徒在举行天主教的圣餐仪式 unrepentant heretics be celebrating Catholic Communion --
你们这回可完蛋了 you will burn for it!
煎饼和红酒 还有奶酪 格林先生 Wafers and wine... and cheese, Mr Greene!
这个不是圣餐 就是一顿劳动人民的普通午餐 It's not the Eucharist, it's a ploughman's lunch.
我真心希望在沃里克郡的传教活动 你别成为一个 I do hope you're not going to be such an utter arsemungle
彻彻底底的混蛋 on the Warwickshire mission,
格林先生 你这样就太没意思了 Greene, otherwise it will get very boring.
我要行使我的职责 马洛先生 I shall do my duty, Mr Marlowe.
女王的生命正受到威胁 The Queen's life is ever-threatened
而且 没有人能摆脱嫌疑 and none be above suspicion!
没有人 None!
在沃里克郡传教活动 基特 我家附近吗 Warwickshire mission, Kit? My neck of the woods.
对 又一条耶稣会成员挖掘的从杜埃英格兰学院开始 Yes, another Jesuit snuck across the Channel
横跨海峡的秘密隧道 教宗的私人间谍工厂 from English College at Douai, the Pope's private spy factory.
我们已经追踪那群杂碎到了中部地区 We've traced the swine to the Midlands.
嗯 好 得走了 把剑磨锋利点 Mm, right, better go and get the sword sharpened,
爱你们 love you loads.
耶稣会间谍 天主教刺客 在这个风雨飘摇的时刻 Jesuit spies, Papist assassins, these are dangerous times
确实没有人能摆脱嫌疑 艾塞克斯已如寒冬般阴冷 and indeed none be above suspicion. Essex is already frozen out.
苏塞克斯也笼罩着阴云 Sussex is under a dark cloud.
诺福克郡即将面临一场风暴 Norfolk awaits a storm.
先说一下 我听说康沃尔今年这时候还是挺和谐的 Mind you, I've heard Cornwall's lovely this time of year!
哦 开玩笑的 也许 在家凑在一起聊聊天 Oh... Joking... Maybe, riffing, rolling with it...
一起 找找乐子嘛 Finding, oh, the funny, ah!
不过现在就是 找不痛快 Or in this case, finding the not funny.
或者 想办法把不痛快换个特别点的地方 Or, taking the not funny and pushing it to that special place
让它变成乐子 beyond the funny.
这样 一切就变得特别有意思了 Thereby cunningly bypassing the actual funny altogether.
耶 Yeah!
所有人的忠诚都有待考验 Everyone's loyalty be questioned.
连我们这些可怜的演员都要接受 Even we poor players
持续的审查 我们的作品一定要 are under constant scrutiny. Our productions must be
完美的展现爱国精神 虚假宣传的畸形组合 faultlessly patriotic, a farrago of mendacious propaganda.
像你的《理查三世》 威廉 你把他描写成一个 Like your Richard III, Will, whom you did depict as a
- 残暴的精神病人 - 他就是有点精神病 - brutal psychopath. - Well, he was a bit of a psychopath.
把自己的侄子杀死在伦敦塔里 真是过分 Murdered his own nephews in the Tower, definitely not cool.
是的 但是在你在戏里让驼背国王杀了 Yes, but in your play you had the hunchback king murder
即理查三世
- 自己的兄弟 这是假的 - 我觉得应该叫做 - his own brother, which was a lie. - I'm prefer the phrase --
替代性事实 alternative fact.
你还让理查三世杀了他兄弟的妻子 You also had Richard murder his brother's wife.
还有他妻子的前夫和亨利六世以及 And his wife's former husband and Henry VI and Henry VI's son,
亨利六世的儿子爱德华 可这些他一个都没干 Edward -- neither of which he actually did.
- 还有他不是驼背 - 就是有点脊柱侧弯 - And he wasn't a hunchback. - Just a bit of scoliosis.
不过女王爱看 所以谎言就成了现实 But the Queen loved it, thus lies become truth.
可能在未来的某个时候 Perhaps in some future age,
专制的自大狂再也不用通过谎言来 despotic megalomaniacs will not
巩固政权了 依靠的是假新闻 secure power through lies, false news
以及重撰历史 and the rewriting of history...
但是就现在来说 你许诺给人们的利益越多 But for now, the bigger the porkies you tell,
你能掌握的权力就越大 the greater the power you wield...
- 先生们 我感觉又有一个亨利要来了 - 哦 - Gentlemen, I feel another Henry coming on! - Oh!
亨利八世 你是要给曾经最恶毒 Henry VIII? You're going to sanitise the reputation of
- 残忍的暴君挽回名誉吗 - 对 我就要这样干 - the meanest, cruellest monarch that ever lived? - Yes, I am.
我会让它演的像加了好多料的爱情轻喜剧 I'll play it as light romantic comedy with plenty of sauce --
《当亨利遇见凯西》 When Harry Met Cathy.
恶搞1989年美国爱情电影《当哈利碰上莎莉》
还遇见安 遇见简 And Anne. Also Jane.
又遇见一个安 Another Anne.
这里说的是亨利八世的六个王后
再遇见俩凯西 And Two More Cathys.
一个国王 六个王后 他还能在汉普顿宫安逸度日吗 One King -- Six Queens. Will he get his Hampton Court?
汉普顿宫是英国的凡尔赛宫也是位于伦敦西部的旧王宫
莎士比亚先生 亨利是个禽兽 你应该考虑 Mr Shakespeare, Henry VIII was a monster. You should do
写写亨利五世 一个英雄人物 Henry V, such a heroic figure.
写亨利五世家喻户晓 写他太没意思 Henry V was an utter bore and everyone knows it.
一个虔诚的 一本正经没幽默感 A pious, humourless killjoy
还一天参加三场弥撒的人 who attended three masses a day,
放弃身旁的软玉温香 带兵进入法国 forswore the company of women and marched round France
杀人放火 就因为他觉得这个是上帝 killing people, because apparently it was what God
强烈的旨意 really, really wanted.
有趣的是 一个人有多信宗教 It's funny how the more religious a person is, the more
就有多嗜血 murderous they seem to get.
我在学校学到的残酷的一课 A brutal lesson which I learnt at school,
宝特姆 统治者向上帝祈求力量的地方 Bottom, where the master regularly asked God for strength
同时也是剥削我们血肉的地方 as he flayed the flesh from my botty-buttocks.
他是自从希律王开办伯利恒托儿所以来 He was quite simply the most terrifying childcare
希律王为了杀死襁褓中的耶稣 下令杀死伯利恒全城 所有两岁以下的孩子
最可怕的幼儿教育人员 professional since King Herod opened the Bethlehem creche.
他的名字是西门·亨特 所以 His name was Simon Hunt,
你可以想象我们叫他什么 so you can imagine what we called him.
- "门松好射" - 你不觉得这样很露骨 - Open goal! - Don't you think it's deeply revealing
open goal俚语中意为放荡的女人
而且相当可气吗 and rather depressing
当渴望表达愤怒蔑视的时候 that when wishing to express angry contempt,
男人却把意象和女性性解剖学联系到一起 men use imagery relating to the female sexual anatomy?
凯特 那个人的名字是西门·亨特 你想让我们 Kate, the man's name was Simon Hunt -- what would you have had us
叫他什么 call him?
如果他的名字叫"勃蒂·维纳斯" If his name had been Bertie Venus,
我们就会叫他"勃大精深"了 we would have called him Spurty...
Spurt有射精的意思
对 Yes!
但是这样好像没那么有力了 But it wouldn't have been as potent,
会吗 我有点儿没明白 would it? - I don't follow.
这样 想一下 在男性词滥用的时候 Well, think about it. In the lexicon of male abuse,
哪还有词语能像女性的私处一样 is any cod-dangle word ever as powerful an expression
如此有力的把厌恶表达出来 of hatred as a term that hails from the tufted lady grotto?
我根本不都不知道你在说什么 I have absolutely no idea what you're on about.
但是 您现在一定想起来怎么 But I bet you'd like to tell that old bastible
形容这个老混蛋了吧 老爷 what you think of him now, wouldn't you, master?
没错 宝特姆 我要用最恶毒的语言给他一剑封喉 Yes, I would, Bottom, I'd slaughter him with one of my
那个《理查三世》的老话怎么样 brilliant insults. How about that cracker from Richard III?
"你这天生的丑怪 贪婪的猪猡" "Thou elvish-marked, abortive, rooting hog!"
有点弱啊 You got anything stronger?
那我的《泰特斯·安特洛尼克斯》里有一句 Well, there's that one from my Titus Andronicus...
- "恶棍 我睡了你母亲" - 噢 - "Villain, I have done thy mother." - Oh!
够狠 That'll hurt.
那也是对我们的强烈的侮辱 And once again we see that for a really powerful insult,
男性一定要借助对女性的侵犯 men must needs resort to sexually degrading images
- 来表达对他人的羞辱 - 我还是不懂你说什么 - of women. - I still don't know what you're talking about, Kate.
如果我们去酒馆的话 Maybe we should look this Hunt up,
或者应该拜访下这个亨特 if we go to Stratters,
- 看他是否还活着 - 他可能还活着 - see if he's still living. - He may still be living
但不在斯特拉特福德 他拒绝放弃旧教 but not in Stratford. He refused to recant the old religion
在1575年离开了英格兰 一个公开的天主教徒 and left England in 1575. I hardly think an avowed Papist
基本不可能在伊丽莎白在位时出现 is likely to turn up, with Liz on the throne.
除非他想暗杀她 Not unless he's planning to assassinate her!
亲爱的 我回来了 Darling, I'm home!
- 么么 - 我昨天 - Mwah! - And if
没能到家得怪教皇 他把每个 you want to know why I wasn't home yesterday,
在英国的天主教徒都当做 blame the Pope for turning every Catholic in Britain
可疑的恐怖分子 into a suspected terrorist.
我车上一个脑子进水的混蛋 We were delayed half a day when some dung-brained arsemungle
说另一个乘客像意大利人 导致我们晚了半天 on my coach claimed another passenger looked a bit Italian...
还说听到他在小声咕囔拉丁语 And he thought he heard him muttering Latin under his breath.
结果发现他是威尔士人 Turned out, the man was
所谓苏格兰口音 经常被英格兰人嘲笑
他的致命武器其实 Welsh and that his suspected lethal weapon
是根疙里疙瘩的韭菜 was a particularly knobbly leek!
- 还是很高兴你回来了 - 我回来是为了写 - Still, lovely to have you home. - Yes, I'm returned to
最近的一部戏 是部历史传记 write my latest play, it is to be a history and Kate has
- 凯特过来当我助手 - 早 沙夫人 沙先生 - come as my research assistant. - Morning, Mrs S, Mr S,
沙夫人 沙小姐 包放哪 Mrs S, Miss S... where do you want the bags?
好像奶牛跟我进来了 I presume I'm in with the cow.
你太脸皮厚了 牛进来了让我跟谁睡 哈哈 Don't be so bloody cheeky. Where would I sleep? Ha-ha-ha!
一点都不好笑 约翰·莎士比亚 I do not find that funny, John Shakespeare.
- 其实她喜欢 - 我不喜欢 没办法而已 - She does, she loves it. - I do not love it, I tolerate it
- 因为我觉得你丢人 - 觉得我丢人 - cos I feel sorry for you. - Sorry for me? Why would
我丢什么人了 我逍遥自在的很 you feel sorry for me? I'm a right roister-doister.
别自以为是了 你在镇上到处树敌 You think you are but you're not. You've turned the whole
就因为他谎话连篇 坑蒙拐骗 town against you. Nobody will drink with him any more
没人再愿意跟他喝酒了 because of his lies and cheating and scrounging money.
以前他们觉得他的小故事和酒后笑话挺逗的 Oh, they used to find him amusing with his saucy tales and
但现在都听烦了 他们叫他蠢货 drunken japes but all be sick of it. They call him Foulstuff...
约翰·蠢货 所以他才想要那个盾徽 John Foulstuff. It's why he wants that coat of arms --
好重新跟人家交朋友 但也不可能了 thinks it will make him friends again but it won't.
希望这么长的旅途下来你们都饿了 I expect you're all famished after your long journey.
我炖着锅好菜呢 Well, there's a fine stew on the fire,
- 能把菜端上来吗 - 我最好遵旨 - Bottom, will you dish up? - I suppose I'd better had do.
不管谁说的有句老话 Whoever it was who coined the phrase
"改换工作益如修养" 显然不是仆人 "A change is as good as a rest" Obviously wasn't a servant.
是我说的 对吧 That was me, wasn't it?
没错 我记得肯定是我说的 Yes, I think that's definitely one of mine.
我还是个小屁孩时奶奶常对我那样说 So when my gran used to say that to me when I was a tiny, tiny
原来是引用你的话喽 对吧 lad, she was quoting you, then, was she?
你不要总是听到谚语就 You really have got to stop taking well-known sayings
说是你写的 你比那强多了 and claiming you wrote them, Will. You're better than that,
- 你了解自己的 - 你在写 - you know you are. - So, what's this new historical crap
什么鸟史学戏剧 威廉 you're writing, then, Will?
- 我在写个大人物 爸爸 亨利八世 - 亨利八世 - I'm going for the biggie, Dad, Henry VIII. - Henry VIII?
难以想象会有人想看他 I can't imagine anyone wanting to watch dramas about him
和他王室的戏剧 or any of the Tudors.
那家伙毁了一个真正信仰 That devil destroyed the one true faith.
指亨利八世宗教改革 他成为了英国教会最高领袖
妈妈 天主教不是我们唯一真正信仰 Mum, we do not call Catholicism the one true faith.
在上个女王治下 它是唯一真正信仰 It was the one true faith under the last queen.
在现在的疯婆子治下 他是邪恶异教 Under the current crazed harridan, it is Satanic heresy.
要跟上时代 Do try and keep up.
我也觉得莎士比亚先生不该写亨利八世 I don't think Mr Shakespeare should cover Henry VIII either,
莎士比亚夫人 那人的一生充满着 Mrs Shakespeare,the man's life was one long catalogue
宗教伪善 家庭暴力和蓄意谋杀 of religious hypocrisy, domestic violence and murders of
- 蓄意谋杀 - 这戏听着挺适合我 - convenience. - Sounds like my kind of play!
他总有些优点的吧 一些可取之处什么的 I'm sure he had a good side. Some redeeming features?
爸爸 他砍了他两任妻子的头 Dad, he cut off two of his wives' heads.
- 我知道 亲爱的 - 他不是仅仅说 - I am aware, my sweet. - He didn't just say,
"你们不再懂我了" "Oh, you don't really get me any more,
"我们需给对方些空间" "We need to give each other space."
他直接砍人头了 He cut off their heads!
有时候 在处理感情问题上 Well, sometimes, with relationships, it's better to
快刀斩乱麻更好 make a clean break...
拜托 各位 Now, come on, everyone,
我们是在找亨利大帝积极面 we're looking for King Harry's positive points.
他让威尔士和英格兰组成一个王国 Well, he made Wales and England into one kingdom.
还是得了吧 Mm, I think I'll leave that out.
这事双方都不太乐意 Not making any friends on either side there.
尽管如此 但同盟确实起到了良好的经济效益 Although, of course, the union did make sound economic sense,
通过清除交易壁垒和允许商品 promoting growth by breaking down trade barriers
服务和劳动力的自由流动促进了经济增长 and allowing free movement of goods, services and labour.
没错 但是大不列颠人有一点是清楚的 Mm, yes, Kate but if there's one thing we know
作为我们威尔士人 苏格兰人 about the British, be we Welsh, Scottish
或者还健在的英格兰人 or, pardon me for living, English,
要在良好经济效益和 it's that when it comes to a choice between sound economic sense
可怜的爱国主义间作选择的话 and bloody-minded petty nationalism, then the world can get
那全世界都会被我们震动 因为我们想要回自己的祖国 stufflingtonned because we want our countries back,
不管这国家有 no matter how small, cold,
多狭小 多湿冷 多贫瘠 wet or utterly impoverished they may be.
- 还有别的吗 - 他写了《绿袖子》 - Anything else? - He wrote Greensleeves.
英国民谣 相传为亨利八世所作
不是他写的 那是大众误解 He did not write Greensleeves. That is a common misconception,
会随着时间而纠正的 which no doubt will be corrected with time.
他是个伟大学者 有自己的粗野 狂放的风格 He was a great scholar, for all his boorish, violent ways.
他提出了《七圣礼捍卫论》 He wrote Assertio Septem Sacramentorum.
对天主教表示坚定的支持 教皇十世还为此 a staunch defence of Catholicism, for which Pope Leo X
授予他"信仰护卫"称谓 gave him the title "Defender of the Faith".
一星期后 他开始焚烧那些信徒 Mm, this would be the faith that a week later he started
就是这么一个信仰 burning people for believing in.
- 天主教就是真正的信仰 - 不是 - The one true one! - No,
邪恶异教 妈 你得试着 Mum... Satanic heresy, you've got to try
把事情搞清楚 and get your head round that.
- 还有吗 - 很多 但都不是很好 - Anything else? - Plenty, but none of it very nice.
他通过了继承人法案 最终却查出了他 He passed the succession law, which declared his own daughter's
- 女儿是私生的 - 没错 结果是挺难看的 - illegitimate. - Yes, not a good look. One thing calling your
私下说自己的孩子是小杂种没什么 大家都这么说 kids a couple of little bastibles, we all do that,
但是颁布国会法案说自己孩子是杂种 but it's another to make it an Act of Parliament.
这事可就不是一般难堪了 This is going to be tougher than I thought.
听我说 莎士比亚先生 亨利五世可是 I'm telling you, Mr Shakespeare, do Henry V --
- 阿金库尔战役的英雄 - 听我说 凯特 - the hero of Agincourt! - And I'm telling you, Kate,
因战场位于法国北部的阿金库尔村而得名 亨利五世于此战中重创兵力数倍于己的法军
他是个自以为是的讨厌鬼 如果我要写关于他的戏剧 he was a self-righteous bore. If I wrote a play about him
那我就要想出另一个让人极其难忘的角色 I'd have to come up with some other really memorable character
指莎翁作品《亨利四世》中的配角福斯塔夫 一个落魄的封建贵族 喜欢喝酒吹牛
来转移焦点 一个粗鲁中带着淫猥 但下场很悲惨 to draw focus. Some gross and bawdy, but ultimately pathetic
剧中的福斯塔夫最终被放逐
的角色 就是他令哈尔王子误入歧途 使王子不再 figure who could lead Prince Hal astray, thus mitigating
哈尔王子 莎翁作品《亨利四世》中的虚构人物
虔诚 这样才能更戏剧性地转折到当哈尔即位 his piety and creating a good dynamic for when Hal becomes
之时 他却不再是那个吊儿郎当的王子 king and must renounce his gadsome ways.
剧中的哈尔王子早年间骄纵放荡 其后却成为了军事能力极强的君主 即亨利五世
- 听起来很有看头 - 是的 - That sounds promising! - Yes,
但是这个角色以什么身份出现 but what form would this character take?
我要以谁为原型 Who could I base it on?
看 宝特姆 看看我的胡萝卜 Here, Bottom, look at my parsnip!
就像是一根巨型的老二 It's like a giant cod-dangle
还带着两个毛茸茸的蛋 with a couple of hairy bollingbrooks!
哈哈哈 太棒了 Ha-ha-ha! Brilliant!
是啊 Yeah...
这么晚了 会是谁呢 Who can that be, at this hour?
我的天啊 我真不敢相信 Oh, my goodness, I don't believe it.
是老城镇里的校长 It's the old town schoolmaster.
西门·亨特 他来这里了 Simon Hunt?! Here?!
- 就在这门外 - 是的 - At our door? - Yes.
真是太幸运了 你终于有机会骂他是 What a bit of luck! Here's your chance to call him
一头贪婪的猪猡 还要说你睡了他妈 an abortive, rooting hog and say you've done his mum!
就像之前说的那样 Like you said you would.
我的衣领干净吗 我的鞋子呢 我的指甲呢 Is my collar clean? My shoes, my fingernails?
我的天啊 我要得打磨一下指甲才行 Oh, my God, I must scrub my fingernails!
啊 莎士比亚 Ahh! Shakespeare!
是你吗 Is it you?
转过去 俯下身 Turn around and bend over.
没错 真的是你 Yes, that's you.
是的 先生 是我 Er, yes, Sir. Please, Sir, I...it's me, Sir.
容我一问 先生 为何您会来这里呢 May I ask, Sir, what brings you here, Sir?
- 我来拜访一下 - 拜访 您要住在这里吗 - I have come for a visit. - A visit? You-you want to stay?
威廉 这是亨特啊 你向我讲过那么多关于他 Will... This be Hunt. Many stories have you told me
如何残暴的事 将他立刻打发走吧 about his cruelty. Send him packing.
此句实际由莎翁于《亨利四世:上篇》中所创 沿用至今 意为将某人立刻打发走
当然 我会的 我会让他立马 Yes, absolutely. I will. I'll tell him to get out
从我家滚出去 of my house right now!
我不敢相信 你把床都让给他了 I can't believe you gave him our bed.
是我不对 但我打心底里感到害怕 我不敢违抗他 I know... but I'm emotionally scarred. I can't stand up to him.
他给我留下的伤害太深了 The wounds run too deep.
他肯定很快就走了 而且也暂时没出什么乱子 I'm sure he'll leave soon and he hasn't been any trouble so far.
那是什么声音 What's that?
"那是什么声音" 怎么会 "What's that?" Why...
玛丽是极其虔诚的天主教徒 即位后全面复辟罗马天主教 为此她下令烧死约三百名反对人士 后人称其为"血腥玛丽"
自伟大的玛丽女王的鼎盛时期之后 'Tis a sound that's ne'er been heard
就再也没在英格兰听到过这样的声音 in England since the glory days of good Queen Mary!
天啊 Oh, my God...
他在举行弥撒 He's celebrating Mass!
拉丁语 意为聚会 弥撒又称为感恩祭献 以纪念耶稣为救赎人类而作的牺牲 是天主教最主要的礼仪行为之一
天啊 她已经失去理智了 一旦一个悲痛的天主教徒 Oh, God, she's off. Once a bleeding Catholic...
她在吃圣饼 She's eating the wafer.
耶稣在受难前夕把饼和酒变成自己的圣体圣血 所以教徒们相信吃下圣饼可与耶稣结合在一起
- 吃了圣饼可是要被烧死的 - 她还是会坚持 - They burn you for eating a wafer. - She'll be insisting
16世纪的英国进行宗教改革 禁止弥撒 违者判为异端并处以火刑 虽然玛丽一世在位时天主教复辟 但伊丽莎白一世即位后又恢复了国教
通过床单上的洞来达成婚姻关系这种做法的 on having marital conjugations through a hole in the sheet
谣传东正教的犹太教徒新婚之夜时是通过床单上的洞性交的
而且事前你毫不知情 正如我们的新婚之夜 again, before you know it... like on our wedding night.
我太混蛋了 找不到那个洞在哪儿 I was so arsemungles, I couldn't find the hole.
结果以为我那条裤子的口袋就是那个洞 Ended up rogering the pocket of my puffling pants.
要是我们被发现了 我们就要被活活烧死了 If we're discovered, we will be burned alive.
不包括我 这是你的房子 儿子 他是你的老师 Not me... it's your house, son, he's your old teacher.
在那儿跪着的可是你的老婆 还喝着上好的泛着 That's your wife on her knees drinking a nice fruity red
茶色和香草色的葡萄酒 with shades of walnut and vanilla
而且 还有一两滴耶稣的血粘在上颚的后方 and, oh, just a hint of Christ's blood on the back of the palate.
你必须要去阻止他 你要摆脱他 You've got to stand up to him, you've got to get rid of him.
很明显 我必须要这么做 Obviously, I have.
出自《麦克白》
否则 就成为我自己眼中的懦夫了 Or else, live a coward in thine own esteem.
像一只畏首畏尾的小猫一样 Letting "I dare not" wait upon "I would"...
让"我不敢"跟随在"我想要"后面 like the poor cat in the adage.
威廉 现在没时间说这些朦胧的无韵诗了 Will, there is no time for obscure blank verse.
英语格律诗的一种 每首行数不拘 不压韵 多用在戏剧和叙事诗中 莎翁的戏剧都是用无韵诗写成的
你怎么能这么说 我有的是谈论 How can you say that? There is always time
无韵诗的时间 否则我的人生就毫无意义了 for obscure blank verse, or my whole life is a lie!
你还要不要撵他走了 Well, are you going to chuck him out?
要 当然要 Yes, absolutely.
明早再说 In the morning.
打扰一下 先生 我想问一下 您还要留 Erm, sir, excuse me, sir. I was just wondering how long...
等下再说 莎士比亚 Not now, Shakespeare.
这位困苦又蒙昧的女士正为我洗脚呢 This poor and simple woman is washing my feet.
这象征着牧羊人和羊群之间的一种深层交流 It is a deep and symbolic communion between shepherd and flock.
据《圣经》所述 牧羊人喻指上帝或教会中 牧养信徒的人 而羊则喻指信徒
我正蒙受神恩呢 I'm in a state of grace.
你倒像是在蒙受耻辱呢 毫无疑问 You're in some sort of bloody state, that's for sure.
容鄙人几句微言 先生 Tiny point, sir.
以鄙人对于礼拜仪式的愚见 先生 From my small store of liturgical knowledge, sir,
愚以为是牧师为困苦和蒙昧的人洗脚 I had thought it was the priests who washed the feet
约翰福音十章十一节中耶稣说到 "我是好牧人 好牧人为羊舍命"
而不是反过来呢 of the poor and simple, not the other way round.
别想高举着神学的剑来质疑我 小子 Don't cross theological swords with me, boy.
过去的十五年我都在杜埃的 I've spent the last 15 years in study
杜埃 法国城市
英格兰学院习道 at the English College at Douai.
当然 当然 先生 我很抱歉 Of course, absolutely, sir. I'm sorry.
您刚才是说位于杜埃的英格兰学院吗 Did you say the English College at Douai?
专心一点 小子 我可不爱重复说过的话 Concentrate, boy! I'm not accustomed to repeating myself.
恕我失陪一下 先生 Excuse me just one moment, sir.
夫人 赶快为我拿条裤子备用 Wife, kindly prepare my reserve puffling trousers.
我担心我颤抖的小心肝快忍不住要吐真言了 For I fear my quakesome Bowlingtons be ripe ready to barf forth
到时候场面一定污秽不堪 a fulsome tempest of foul
令人无法直视 and steaming scaredy sludge.
你是病了吗 夫君 What ails thee, husband?
- 他就是那个间谍 - 间谍 - He's the spy! - What spy?
马洛告诉我沃里克郡有一个激进的耶稣会会士 Marlowe told me there's a Jesuit terrorist in Warwickshire.
沃里克郡 位于英格兰
那个人就是西门·亨特 我以前的老师 It's Simon Hunt, my old schoolteacher.
没错 莎士比亚 Yes, Shakespeare.
而且你给予我庇护之所 And you have given me shelter,
你的母亲接受了我的圣餐 your mother has taken my communion.
如果我被判火刑 小子 你也逃不了 If I burn, boy, you'll burn.
我建议你还是努力想想如何护我周全吧 I suggest you take pains to ensure my safety.
我会还你这恩惠的 I shall return this e'en.
把门锁上 窗户也封上 Lock the doors! Bar the windows!
谁也不许进来 谁也不能知道他曾经来过这里 None must enter, none must ever know he's staying here.
有人吗 你们好 Knock, knock! Hello!
- 基特 我的老天 - 怎么 见到我你不高兴吗 - Kit, oh, my God! - What, aren't you pleased to see me?
- 高兴 我怎么会不高兴呢 你想说什么 Yes, why wouldn't I be? What are you trying to say?
我们又不是曾经收留过一个激进教徒还是什么的 It's not like we've got a terrorist staying or anything.
- 莎士比亚 - 啊 - Shakespeare! - Ah.
我们如约来到沃里克郡了 We are come to Warwickshire as promised,
而且下定决心要执行王令 ever intent upon our noble purpose.
那就是捉拿耶稣会会士 Hunting Jesuits.
这儿可一个会士也没有 Well, there aren't any here!
一个耶稣会会士在我们家 A Jesuit in our house,
还为我母亲举行弥撒 说得像真的一样 giving Mass to my mum? As if!
总而言之 威廉 在我追捕犯人的这段时间里 Anyway, Will, I thought you could put me up
我想留在你这里过夜 while I'm hunting the swine.
- 你想留下来 - 我们有的是钱 - You want to stay? - Well, we'd get expenses.
但是如果可以的话 我倒更希望不花 But I'd rather keep them, if that's all right.
别害怕 莎士比亚先生 Fear not, Mr Shakespeare.
我是不会请求寄宿在你这简陋的小屋里的 I will not be soliciting lodging in your humble cottage.
我将住在托马斯·利夫西爵士家 I shall stay at Sir Thomas Livesey's,
爵士还会为我们派遣 who will also provide
警察来抓捕恐怖分子 constables for when we arrest the terrorist,
以及窝藏他的那些人 and all who harbour him.
日安 Good day.
别管我 威廉 Don't mind me, Will.
我知道你在这儿 I know you're here for
是因为新戏创作 需要安静的环境 some peace and quiet to write your new play.
所以带我去我的房间 So, just show me my room,
再给我送点麦酒和馅饼上来就行了 send up some ale and pie. Wahey!
就当我不存在 Forget I'm even here, hmm!
老婆 我要的裤子 Wife, those spare puffling pants.
你什么时候弄好都行 Any time you're ready.
好了 我让隔壁的Moll去接苏 凯特和双胞胎 Well, I've got Moll next door to take Sue, Kate and the twins,
所以他们是安全的 so that's them safe.
你母亲在苏的房间 马洛正在楼上闲耗着 Your mum's in Sue's room and Marlowe's lazing upstairs.
我们只需要想办法让他别到处乱跑就行 And we just need to find a way to keep him there.
威廉 Will!
我早些时候顺便去了趟酒馆 让他们今晚派一些 I stopped by the tavern earlier and asked them to send me round
活泼的乡下女孩来陪我 a naughty country lass for some company this evening.
希望贵夫人不会反对 I hope Mrs S won't object.
反对 她高兴还来不及呢 老婆 - Object? She'll be thrilled. Wife!
好消息 有妓女来搞定基特了 Great news, Kit's sent out for a prostitute.
我们运气真好 Fortune favours us.
运气好的话 她能 With luck, she'll keep
让他不出房间 直到我们把亨特弄走 him in his room till we can get rid of Hunt.
劳驾 给我上晚饭 莎士比亚 Supper, if you please, Shakespeare.
爵士 皇家亲派的特工下榻到了这栋房子 Sir, an agent of the Crown has lodged himself in this house.
你必须立刻离开 You must leave at once.
不行 外面月黑风高 路上危机重重 Never -- the road is dangerous and the night is wild.
我会在明早离开 但是别怕 I shall leave early on the morrow. But fear not.
在那之前 我都会呆在我房间里 Till then will I keep to my room
并且完全保持安静 谨慎行事 and be absolutely silent and discreet.
是的 是的 你一定要 Yes, yes, you must.
当然 除了一会儿我要庆祝子夜弥撒 Apart, of course, from celebrating midnight mass later.
子夜弥撒是基督教徒的庆祝活动
于12月24日晚举行 表示圣诞日的开始
- 什么 - 把晚餐送到我房间 - What? - Send supper to my room.
我是葛楚德 一个罪孽深重的女人 I'm Gertrude, a very sinful woman.
我乘着夜幕而来 And am come under cover of
拜访这栋房子里的一位绅士 darkness to visit a gentleman in this house.
好 很好 Good, excellent.
我得说 这小酒馆的应召女打扮得还挺漂亮 I must say, the Stratters tarting slaps have smartened up!
呃 宝特姆 带这位女士上去见马洛先生 Erm, Bottom, take this young lady up to Mr Marlowe.
说到做到 No sooner said than done.
现在这句是我的名言 对吧 Now that is one of mine, isn't it?
你不能自称自己发明了所有英语吧 You can't claim to be inventing the entire English language.
不行吗 Botsky 咱们拭目以待 Can't I, Botsky? Watch this space.
现在 带葛楚德小姐去见马洛先生吧 Now, take Miss Gertrude to Mr Marlowe.
但愿她能让基特整晚都辛勤耕耘 而且他们俩 Let's hope she can keep Kit busy all night and the two of them
的动静能大到盖过子夜弥撒的声音吧 make enough of a row to cover a midnight mass.
哦 顺便说一下 莎士比亚 这有 Oh, by the way, Shakespeare, this e'en,
一名地方乡绅 a certain member of the local
要到这儿来领圣餐 gentry will be visiting to take communion.
- 什么 - 葛楚德小姐今晚要来 - What? - The Lady Gertrude is expected tonight.
- 什么 - 她来了就送她上来 - What? - Send her up when she arrives.
我会在我房间里听她忏悔 I'll hear her confession in my room.
我是格蒂 一个罪恶满盈的女人 I'm Gertie, a very sinful woman,
格蒂是葛楚德的昵称
我乘着夜色而来 and I'm come under cover of darkness
来拜访这栋房里的绅士 to visit a gentleman in this house.
哈 葛楚德小姐 Ah, Lady Gertrude?
我一直在等你来 I've been expecting you.
来我的房间 我们来做礼拜(美妙的事) Come to my chamber and we shall have a divine service.
我正是因此而来 亲爱的先生 That's what I'm here for, kind sir!
- 不 - 你反对吗 孩子 - 不是这个葛楚德 - No! - You object, boy? - Wrong Gertrude!
首先 我要跟您诉说 First, I would speak with
我内心最深处最难以启齿的想法 you of my deepest and most shameful thoughts.
哦 很好 太棒了 Ooh, loving that, yeah!
说点下流话对我很适用 开始吧 Bit of dirty talk does it for me. Fire away.
并且如果我的罪孽太过深重而无可原谅 And if my sins be too great for forgiveness,
请您一定要真地鞭打我 then must I verily be flagellated.
我通常不玩这些 但是我不介意尝试一点 Not normally my scene, but I don't mind experimenting a bit.
最后我一定要到达极乐之境 And finally must I be brought to a state of ecstatic grace.
我们一起 好 我们现在就来吧 You and me both. Right, let's get to it!
基特 搞错应召女了 这个才是你的 Kit, you've got the wrong tarting slap. This one's yours.
- 那么这是谁 - 嗯 我的 - Then, who's this? - Erm, mine.
我和安的 最近我们迷上了虐恋小皮鞭 And Anne's, we've become Swingletons.
你知道在这样无聊的乡下就是得找些乐子 我们都这样 You know what goes on in boring country towns. We're all at it.
我们把推干草的车子停在僻静的死巷里 凝视彼此 We park our hay carts in quiet cul-de-sacs and watch each other.
看来你成功避开了麻烦 老爷 让他们俩都很忙碌 Looks like you got away with it, master. Kept them both busy.
是的 但是差点没成 Yes, but it was close.
我们差点把天主教的贵妇送给了一个政府特工 We nearly delivered a Catholic noblewoman to a government agent
把一个低贱的应召女送给了一个疯狂的宗教狂热分子 and a lowly tarting slap to a crazed religious zealot.
好吧 虽然我多算了钟 Well, I've turned some tricks in my time.
但是那个老态龙钟的傻瓜真太奇怪了 But that ancient doddering old arsemonger was the weirdest.
他只是给我吃了煎饼 喝了酒 还跟我讲拉丁文 He just wanted to serve me wafers and wine and talk Latin to me.
但是 只要能激起性致就行 Still, whatever turns them on.
收费还是老样子 一分铜币 The price is still the same, a copper penny.
哦 我的老天爷啊 葛楚德才是那个应召女 Oh, my goodly Godlingtons! Gertrude was the tartling slap.
也就是说格蒂是那个贵族小姐 Which means Gertie was the noblewoman,
而我们把她送到了马洛那里 and we sent her to Marlowe!
不得不说 那是我做过的最神圣最棒的礼拜了 Well, I must say, that was the most divine service I've ever had.
我感觉好像是去天堂走了一遭 I feel I've been to heaven and back!
我上次参加集会之后 The Eucharist has certainly
圣餐礼一定有所改变 changed since I last had it ministered.
以前 你要衣冠得体 In the old days, you kept your clothes on
而神父也只会往你的嘴里塞饼干 and the priest only put a biscuit in your mouth.
好了 现在给你钱 Now... Now, money.
- 钱 - 因为奉献经文是这样教导 - Money? - For the Offertorium.
一个好的天主教徒绝不会忘了去施舍穷人 A good Catholic never forgets alms for the poor.
这是一个铜板 相信我 物有所值啊 Here is a copper penny. Believe me, it was worth it.
宗教改革之前 教父可不会这样做 Priests were never like that before the Reformation!
这就证明 永远不能以貌取人 Just goes to show, you shouldn't judge a book by its cover.
不过 结果好就一切都好 Still, all's well that ends well.
刚才那两句一定是我的话 Now, those two are definitely mine.
停下 老爷 认真的吗 Stop it, master, really!
- 太尴尬了 - 事情还没完美结束呢 威廉 - It's embarrassing. - And it hasn't ended well, Will.
这我就不知道了 老婆 至少拿回了我们的钱 I don't know, wife. We got our penny back.
但是我们还窝藏了个异教徒呢 But we're still harbouring a heretic.
到子夜 他就会把我们的餐桌当圣坛用了 We'll be turning our kitchen table into an altar at midnight.
而且马洛还在楼上呢 And with Marlowe still upstairs.
我们得赶快把基特弄出去 We've got to get Kit out of the house.
但是怎么做 这不可能 But how? It's impossible.
让你老爹带他去酒馆就行了 Just get your old man to take him down the pub.
我正要提议 As I was about to suggest.
父亲 带上你的外套 Dad? Get your coat!
- 儿子 什么 - 真令人惊讶 我们也需要你了 - What's that, son? - Astonishingly, we need you.
我的意思是 可以吗 父亲 I mean, what were the odds?
还要多久 已经三小时了 How long does this thing go on?! It's been three hours.
你老爹没法拖住马洛一直喝酒 Your dad can't keep Marlowe drinking forever.
如果他回家看到这一幕 我们就完蛋了 If he comes home and sees this, we'll burn.
你是时候做些什么了 You've got to act now.
你是对的 老婆 这回我要像个男人一样 You're right, wife. This is really it, time to man up.
因为即使是一只麻雀的死 都是预先注定的 For there is special providence in the fall of a sparrow.
出自于《哈姆雷特》
死之来临 If it be now, 'tis not to come.
不是现在 即是将来 If it be not to come, it will be now.
不是将来 即使现在 If it be not now, yet it will come.
只要对它有所准备就好 The readiness is all.
我说做些什么 并不是让你背一段独白 When I said do something, I did not mean recite a soliloquy!
对的 没错 说的好 Right, yes. Fair point.
上帝保佑这个女人 God bless this woman.
我是个邪恶的罪人 I am a wicked sinner.
不是的 母亲 是他 邪恶的罪人和上帝的耻辱 No, Mum, he is the wicked sinner and a disgrace to his God!
孩子 你在胡说些什么 你要尊重我 称呼我为先生 How dare you, boy? Show me some respect and call me sir!
我不会称呼你先生的 先生 I will not call you sir, sir.
因为你是个虐待狂 先生 你利用你的权力 Because you are a disgusting sadist, sir, who used his position
虐待那些毫无反抗能力的男学童 先生 of power and authority to abuse defenceless schoolboys, sir.
并没有给你造成伤害 不是么 Well, it didn't do you any harm, did it?
不 除了深刻的 情感上和身体上的伤痛 No, apart from the deep, emotional and physical scars,
其他的都很好 I'm absolutely fine.
现在 你 上楼 安静点 在第一个灯那里 滚蛋 Now, get upstairs, keep quiet and at first light, futtock off!
每天 嘘 嘘 .. every day! Shh! Shh!
我喜欢你 基特 你是我的好伙伴 I love you, Kit. You're my mate.
喔 我喜欢你 Oh, I love you.
真希望你是我儿子 而不是威尔 I wish you were my son, not Will.
- 还是你有种 - 呼 - You've got Bolingbrokes! - Oof!
- 他甚至不会拥护 - He won't even stand up
- 自己的老师 - 什么老师 - to his old schoolteacher. - Schoolteacher?
- 西蒙·亨特 - 那些神父们 我吃了他们 - Simon Hunt. - Oh. - Priests, I 'ate 'em!
我不知道你在说些什么 I have no idea what you were talking about.
走 现在 不要再回来 Go, now! And don't come back.
要是沃尔辛厄姆的特工没有喝醉 You'd have been caught last night
你昨晚就被 if Walsingham's agent
- 逮了个正着 - 喝醉吗 威尔 - hadn't gotten himself drunk. - Drunk, Will?
想让大爷我喝醉的话 It takes more than four or five gallons of sack
至少要四五加仑雪莉酒才行 to get this bad boy squiffy.
我只和你那个无聊 虚荣 讨人厌的老爸一起喝酒 I only stayed drinking with your boring, vain, nasty old dad
因为我猜像他这样一无是处的小镇 because I guessed a sad-act town foulstuff like him
会有些消息 would have information.
比如他 And he did.
西蒙·亨特 Simon Hunt.
耶稣会信徒 叛徒 异教追随者 坎皮恩 Jesuit, traitor, follower of the heretic, Campion.
我以叛国罪逮捕你 I arrest you for treason.
但是 基特 他现在在我家 But Kit, he's found in my house!
你不仅定了他的罪 也定了我的罪 You condemn not just Hunt, but me.
- 我可能会因为窝藏叛徒而被烧死 - 噢 - I shall surely burn for harbouring a traitor. - Oh!
捕捉异教徒是多么令人兴奋的事啊 How sweet it is. To capture a heretic is one thing.
不过 逮乌鸦也是极好的 But to snare the crow is a thing sublime!
你一定会被烧死 You will burn for certain,
- 兄弟 - 等等 格林 - sirrah. - Hang on just one minute, Greene.
为什么被烧死 他是个勇士 Will burn? He's a hero.
是他将叛徒亨特骗入圈套 It was he that entrapped the traitorous Hunt.
以之前在斯坦福大学共度的那些日子为由 Luring him here under the excuse of their days together
把亨特引到这里来 并通知我 at Stratford School and summoning me
使他一步步落入陷阱 直到我来 and keeping him close till I arrived.
你以前可从来没提起过这个 You mentioned none of this before.
什么 相信一个像你一样迟到的人吗 What, trust the deep intel to a Johnny-come-lately like you?
你只当了一个星期的卧底 你最好还是去 You've only been a spy a week and the best you've done
骚扰露西女士 让她端来奶酪和饼干吧 is harass Miss Lucy for serving cheese and biscuits!
莎士比亚 孩子 你背叛我了吗 Shakespeare, boy. Did you betray me?
- 呃 我 - 是 是的 他背叛你了 - Well, I... - Yes, yes, he did betray you.
- 这让我感激 - 感激什么 - Then am I grateful. - Grateful?
现在 我要作为殉道者去面对死亡了 For now, I can embrace the martyr's death.
作为教徒 我觉得 没有比 As a Christian, I can think of nothing more glorious
被另外的教徒在传教活动中 than to be tortured and killed by other Christians
被拷打或杀死更光荣的了 over minor details in the church service.
把他带走 Take him away!
都是什么声音 我错过什么了吗 What's all this noise? Have I missed something?
你不是溜了吧 基特 You're not off, are you, Kit?
我本来以为能再和你出去喝一晚上酒呢 I thought we could have another night out roistering!
喝酒 和你吗 Roistering! With you?
你调戏女调酒师 你从来不买单 You bothered the barmaids, you never bought a round,
你想偷穷人的钱包 you tried to filch some poor fella's purse
而且你还把"一个养鸡农民有只没精打采的 and you told the same dreadful joke
公鸡(阳具)"的烂笑话讲了十五遍 about a poultry farmer's disappointing cock 15 times.
再也不跟你喝酒了 Never, ever again.
我还以为我们是朋友呢 Oh, I thought we were mates.
你不是 老家伙 你想得美 I know thee not, old man. Fall to thy prayers.
一把年纪还像个白痴小丑一样 真让人恶心 How ill white hairs become a fool and jester.
我告诉过你 约翰 人们都看透你了 I told you, John. People find you out.
起初 他们觉得你是个好伙伴 At first, they think you're good company.
但最后 他们意识到 But in the end, they realise
你只是个贪婪 令人讨厌的老头 you're just a greedy, revolting old man.
我的 老天爷啊 Oh, my goodly Godlingtons!
- 就这样 - 什么啊 亲爱的 - That's it. - What's it, doll?
亨利的喜剧角色 The comic character for my Henry.
是我父亲 It's Dad!
一直都是 It's been Dad all along.
这是个有趣又可悲的人物 The amusing yet ultimately pathetic figure
与哈尔王子的英雄命运形成对比 who forms a counterpoint to Prince Hal's heroic destiny.
就是你 父亲 约翰·蠢货 It's you, Dad. It's John Foulstuff.
好吧 我不写亨利五世 Well, I won't write Henry V just yet,
也不写亨利八世 说到这点 or Henry VIII, for that matter.
我现在没有兴趣去鼓吹宗教狂热 I'm not in the mood to celebrate religious zealotry just now,
因为这不过是偏狭和谋杀的借口 since it be but an excuse for intolerance and murder.
我知道 这很奇怪 同样的上帝也是如此 I know, it's so weird. And for the same God, too.
为什么我们不能像穆斯林教那样 Why can't we be like the Muslims?
他们有什叶派教徒和逊尼派教徒 They have their Shi'ites and their Sunnis
而我们有新教徒和天主教徒 as we have our Protestants and Catholics.
但不像我们 他们 But unlike us, they don't
不会因此发动一场圣战 feel the need to start a holy war over it.
你等着瞧 最终有人会让他们起冲突 You wait, someone will stir them up in the end.
无论如何 这次并不是彻底失败 Anyway, the trip's not been a total failure.
你因此想出了一个绝妙的喜剧角色 You've come up with a brilliant new comic character.
我觉得 有一天 And I think one of these days,
约翰·蠢货会举世著名 John Foulstuff will be a very big hit.
那当然 我他妈就是灵感源泉啊 That's right, I'm a bleeding inspiration.
你别忘了 Don't you forget it!