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新贵 第二季第三集
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翻译： CCCaroline 茉莉丸 Cantarella Karen 陈凡
我喜欢闪闪的星星
威廉在伦敦的家
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校对： 傀儡师 后期： susu
带上麦酒 带上馅饼 我们欢聚一堂 Bring ale, bring pie, let all be merry,
因为我们剧院最终有一位赞助人了 for at last our theatre has acquired a patron.
然后 这意味着什么呢 老爷 What's that mean, then, master?
好吧 宝特姆 这意味着这里是英格兰 因此 Well, Bottom, it means that this is England and, therefore,
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无论一个人 no matter how creative,
多有创造力 多么勤劳 多么成功 industrious or successful a workforce may be,
他们还是想要 they will still require a
一个毫无才华 名不副实 talentless over-entitled
不劳而获的贵族小子 freeloading posh boy
来给他们带来社会地位和法律便利 to give them social and legal status.
幸运的是 大臣热爱戏剧 Fortunately for us, the Lord Chamberlain doth love the drama
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所以我们才能获得他的资助 and so we are become his men.
真是一个强大的朋友 威廉 A powerful friend indeed, Will.
他周围的人一定是对他 阿谀谄媚 溜须拍马 One who must be flattered and indulged.
他的秘书 可恶的罗伯特 格林 His secretary, the odious Robert Greene,
嫉妒我的才华 who doth hate my gutlings,
告诉我 他的主人想要一部血腥的复仇历史剧 tells me His Lordship demands a bloody and vengeful history.
幸运的是 我正擅长于此 Luckily, I am very good at those.
好吧 然后 最热的头条新闻 老兄 Well, then, it's top news all round, mate.
我得到了一份很棒的新工作 Got a pretty nifty new gig myself.
沃尔辛厄姆要送我去维罗纳做间谍 Walsingham is sending me to Verona on a spy mission.
美酒 佳肴 还有顶级的意大利美人 Fine wine, fabulous food, top Italian totty!
我想他们应该还希望你做一些实际的工作吧 I presume you will also be expected to do a bit of actual work?
不 还真没有 这份工作就是份闲差 No, not really. Job is a doddling skive.
只需要联系上一些信新教的 Just got to contact some contessa
想为我们做情报工作的 who is a Protestant
女公爵就行了 and wants to spy for us.
她好像有一个罗马天主教刺客名单要给我们 Seems she has a list of papist assassins she wants to give us.
唯一的问题就是我要学点意大利语 Only bother is I'm supposed to learn some Italian.
老天 居然还要出点力 Goodness, having to make some small effort,
你可够惨的 how awful for you!
替我说句话啊 威廉 Bestrew me, Will,
看来我的小聪明都被发现了 methinks me bolingbrokes be being busted!
原谅她吧 基特 Forgive her, Kit,
凯特总是因为 Kate doth ever chafe at
女人缺少机会而生气 the lack of opportunities afforded to women,
她好像忍受着一种奇怪的幻觉 suffering as she does with the curious illusion
才华和头脑 that talent and brains
在某种程度上能当卵用 in some way mitigate the absence of a cod-dangle.
你说要学意大利语 Learning Italian, you say?
嗯 沃尔辛厄姆要求的 Mm, Walsingham's orders.
你知道么 我觉得他早料到 Do you know, I think he's worked out
我不会像他想得那样认真对待这份间谍工作 that I don't take being a spy as seriously as he'd like!
由此可见如何才能当上情报机构的头目了 You can see how the got to be head of the intelligence service.
抱歉 有什么问题么 I'm sorry, is there a problem?
是的 凯特 你就像无病呻吟的青少年 因为 Yes, Kate, you are being a teeny bit of a pain in that which
虽然坐着 却没有凳子 though it be sat on, be not a chair,
虽然锣鼓喧天 但是却不是部队的号角喇叭 though it doth trumpet loud, be not a military fanfare,
虽然冰面从中间断裂成了两半 and though it be divided in two with a crack in the middle,
冰冻的河流上面却没有站着 be not a frozen lake on which stands a nervous skater
因高估冰面承重力而焦虑不安的滑冰者 who has overestimated the strength of the ice.
他说你蠢 He means arsing-mungle.
是的 宝特姆 明白了 Yes, Bottom, got that
而且和大多数男人一样 他喜欢说出来 and, like most men, he seems to be talking out of it.
你怎么了 凯特 What is your problem, Kate?!
你 首先 You, for a start!
你的生活只有享乐 You live only for pleasure.
你只是享受美食和美酒 你把女人视为玩物 You gorge, you quaff, you treat women as playthings.
是啊 Yes...
但有你什么事啊 but what is your problem?!
你们俩现在过来 别吵架了 Come along now, you two, let's not fight.
听着 我有个主意 基特 Look, here's an idea, Kit.
我要去酒馆写我的新戏 I'm off to Stratters to write my new play.
我外出的时候 不如你让凯特教你意大利语吧 While I'm away, why doesn't Kate teach you Italian,
那样你就上了课 而她也有事干 for then you will have your lessons and she some occupation
来让她巨大又沮丧的女性大脑有点事做 for her very large but frustratingly female brain.
你会意大利语吗 凯特 Do you speak Italian, Kate?
我当然会说意大利语 大白痴 Naturalmente io parlo italiano, grande idiota!
哦 是的 那是意大利语 对吧 Oh, right, that was Italian, was it?!
埃文河上的斯特拉特福德
爸爸回来了 Father is returned!
你给我买棒糖了吗 Did you get our sugar sticks?
是的 我给你买了棒糖 Yes, I got your sugar sticks.
按照现在小孩吃糖的方式 等他们到二十岁 The way children eat sugar these days, by the time they're 20,
就胖得都看不出来肋骨来了 you will scarcely be able to count their ribs.
今天不顺利吗 亲爱的 Bad journey, was it, love?
一点点 亲爱的 Just a touch, my sweet.
训练管理人员和员工之间有争议 There be a dispute betwixt coaching management and staff.
一方称 一个人来喊 驾 戳马屁股 One side claimeth that a single worker is all that is required...
用鞭子打它 .. to shout giddy-up and
就足够了 poke the horse's arse, hit it with a stick,
同时还要保证 whilst also ensuring that there be
马车旁边要有足够的松散的稻草 sufficient turding straw laid about the carriage,
另一方坚持认为 需要两个人来做这个工作 while t'other side insists that two men must needs do the job
这样更舒服也更安全 for the comfort and safety of all,
这个情况真是让我小小的心里 a situation which produces in mine little heart
充满了曲折又冲突的情感 a tortuous duality of emotion.
当然 我自然支持那些人通过罢工来 Naturally, of course, I support those who withdraw their labour
争取自己工作 保持水准 in order to protect their jobs and maintain standards.
而我又无法自持的希望 And yet I canst not help sort of wishing
他们最终死无葬身之地 they'd burn in hell till the end of time.
是的 因为那都是因为你 对吗 That's right, because it's all about you, isn't it?!
我们谁都没有问题 我恨你 闭嘴 None of us ever have any problems! I hate you! Shut up!
咄 女儿 即使以你火山爆发般的性子而言 Zounds, daughter, that's an impressive explosion
这都是一段令人印象深刻的 of random intolerance,
随意的不耐烦的爆发 even by your volcanic standards.
别在意她 亲爱的 她有点敏感 Don't mind her, love,
都是跟男孩有关的 she's a bit sensitive. It's a boy.
妈 Mu-um!
春天森林游猎的时节到了 The springtime woodland gadabout approaches.
苏想和一个男孩一起去 Sue would like to go with this boy,
但是他很害羞 没有主动邀请她 but he's shy and he won't ask her.
当然我不能主动邀请他 Of course I'm not allowed to ask him.
好吧 当然不行 Well, I should say not!
一位少女邀请一位青年去林子里玩 A maid ask a youth to gambol in the green wood?
这简直是有损风化 败坏风气 All order would end! Chaos would become again!
除非 事实上 奶奶 不会的 Except, actually, Gran, it wouldn't.
好吧 我可不确定 苏 Well, I'm not sure, Sue.
在我看来 也许有特定的社会契约 Methinks perhaps there is a certain social covenant
来防止这样的混乱发生 that prevents a kind of chaos.
如果女孩们开始表现得像男孩 那我们就到了 If girls started to act as boys, then would there come a time
在英格兰周五的晚上 能看到一群少女 in Albion where gangs of maids were seen of a Friday night,
在酒馆之间穿梭 喝得醉醺醺的 staggering from tavern to tavern,
瘫倒在路边水沟旁大吐的时期了 collapsing in the gutter and passing out in their own vomit?
男人必须是女人的主人 Man must ever be the master of women
因为男人是按照上帝的形象塑造的 because man is made in God's image
他坐在造物主的位置 and he sits at the pinnacle of creation.
- 我恨他 - 不要太在意 - I hate him! - Never mind all that.
所以 我们要为苏 So, what are we going to do
和她羞怯的小青年做些什么呢 亲爱的 about Sue and the shy and timorous youth, Darren?
什么 这很明显啊 Why, the answer is obvious.
我们必须想出一些好的计谋 We must invent some stratagem
以此来说服他接近我们的苏 whereby he be persuaded to approach our Sue.
有什么好主意吗 Any bright ideas?
安 拜托 你是在跟我说话 Anne, please, it's me you're talking to!
我的想法就好主意 Bright ideas are what I do!
苏珊娜一定要通过一个 Susanna must woo
中间人来追求这个傻男孩 this foolish boy by proxy,
这个中间人扮成她从 dressing as her own cousin Shane,
索利哈尔来拜访我们的表哥肖恩 come a-visiting from Solihull.
我看这个办法无懈可击 I can't see how it can possibly go wrong.
这真有趣 It's funny how many of
你能想出多少女扮男装的主意来 your ideas involve girls dressing up as boys.
我看这是一种套路 I think it's a pattern.
这不是套路 It's not a pattern.
看上去像是套路 It looks like a pattern.
不是套路 It is not a pattern.
现在 恕我失陪 Now, if you will excuse me,
我还有一个血腥的复仇故事要写 I've got a bloody and vengeful history to write.
我打算写一个名叫 I'm planning a cheeky
泰特斯安德洛尼克斯的莽撞的罗马人角色 little Roman number called Titus Andronicus,
故事中有十四个角色遭到惨杀 in which 14 characters are brutally murdered
一位母亲还被迫吃下了用 and a mother forced to eat
她亲生儿子做成的肉饼 her own children baked in a pie.
太棒了 Ar-har-har!
金主肯定会喜欢的 Our patron will love it.
罗伯特·格林的办公室
这故事不行 This will not do!
不行是什么意思 What do you mean it won't do?
是你让我写一部充满杀戮的历史剧的 You told me to write a blood-soaked history.
我有吗 Did I?
老天 我还真有 Goodness, so I did!
抱歉 是我的错 Sorry, my badlington.
我想说的是"不要"写打打杀杀的历史剧 What I mean to say was DON'T write a blood-soaked history,
大臣不喜欢这种 the Lord Chamberlain hates them.
相反 他要的是一个发生在异域的 Rather, his Grace demands a light, romantic comedy
欢快的爱情喜剧 set in an exotic location.
可是我这辈子从没写过这样的戏剧呀 But I've never written a play like that in my life,
我都不知道从何写起了 I wouldn't know where to start.
所以我才这样提议的 Which is why I suggested the idea.
这样你就会不孚众望 失去新的金主 You will fail in your commission, lose your new patron
还丢了自己的脸 成为笑柄 and be disgraced, a laughing stock.
我 想 买 一些 面包 Vorrei comprare il pane per favore.
很好 马洛先生 说的很好 Bene, Signor Marlowe, bene!
全都是你的功劳 凯特 你真是最棒的老师了 It's all credit to you, Kate, couldn't have had a better teacher.
是的 请讲意大利语 Si, prega di parla italiano.
你知道我的规矩的 我们之间只能讲意大利语 You know my rules, we must parla solo italiano.
这房子不是在伦敦 而是在维罗纳 This house is not in London, but Verona.
意大利北部城市
我不是女房东的女儿 凯特 I am not Kate, the landlady's daughter,
而是西尔维亚伯爵夫人 but la Contessa Silvia.
而宝特姆 按照拉丁文的规则 And Bottom be named in the Latin style
也是意大利语的习惯 as is the Italian fashion
就叫做肛门吧 and thus he is an Anus.
以前也这样叫过我 That's been said before.
此外 马洛先生 What's more, Mr Marlowe,
在任何时候你都必须熟练地使用精确的短语 you must be ever proficient in fine phrases,
华丽的词藻 轻声的喟叹 flirty flourishes, gentle sighs...
因为 在意大利传统中 一个高贵的绅士 .. for Italian society would expect a noble gentleman
是要出口成章的 还要会说... to be well versed in the sweet words of...
我的爱人 Amore?
天啊 我想我爱上她了 我在胡说些什么 Oh, God, I think I'm falling for her, which is just raving tonto!
但是她说意大利语的样子 But when she does speak Italiano,
真是太俏皮了 让我想多换几个科布佩斯 it's so damn saucy it makes me call for a more copious codpiece.
文艺复兴时期欧洲的一种服饰配件 用于放置男性的生殖器官
我在 我的爱人 Aye, sirrah, amore.
怎么会这样 How can this be?
我觉得我的脉搏在加速 I feel my pulse quicken
而且我的双乳在强而有力地颤动 and my boobingtons do palpitate most mightily.
这真是太疯狂了 It is very madness
可是 当他在练习那些甜言蜜语的时候 and yet, when he practises the sweet words of romance,
我确实感受到了丝丝的悸动 I do totally find myself going diddly doodah.
他们在不停地自言自语 They're doing a lot of talking to themselves,
以我的经验来看 which, in my experience,
这意味着画风要开始走偏了 means things are going to start going very wrong.
凯特 宝贝 宝宝 Kate... Babes... Bambina...
- 我在 - 我爱你 - Si? - I love you!
正如野猪一样 我渴望在你的幽径中轻嗅 Like the wild pig, I long to snuffle your truffle.
我可否期盼你也爱我 Can I hope that you love me?
可以 可以 我也爱你 Yes, yes, I love thee too.
好的 今晚夜深时分我 Result! And yet late tonight I
必须去往维罗纳 船在等着我 must to Verona, my ship awaits.
知道了 虽然我们今天学习的背景就设定在 Aye, sirrah, tis against such a day that we have studied
这小小的维罗纳 here in our little Verona,
我 你的伯爵夫人 I, your Contessa,
她的肛门会一直听候你的吩咐 with Anus always at your service.
什么 Pardon?
她指的是我 She means me.
对 是的 当然了 Right, yes, absolutely!
我想偏了 Bit of a leap!
总之 Anyway...
现在我必须赶往酒馆 Right now I must to the tavern,
与我的密友一见 但是 小情人 there to meet my sidekick, Valentine,
今夜我将回来 与你作最后的告别 but I shall return tonight for one final farewell.
我会一直等到今夜 亲爱的克里斯托弗 Until tonight, gentle Christopher.
请叫我基特 我是属于你的基特 Please call me Kit, I am your Kit.
真是讽刺啊 Oh, such irony!
我 你的基特 必须要动身了 I, your Kit, must get off,
我此时最期盼的 when all I desire...
就是为卿宽衣 .. is for you to get your kit off.
真是一个充满诗意的灵魂 Oh, such a poetic soul!
凯特 你有在听吗 Kate, weren't you listening?
他说他想要脱掉你的衣服 He said he wants to get your kit off!
听到了 但他说得那么温柔 那么浪漫 Yes, but in a nice, romantic way.
把桌子清干净 取消我所有的预约 Clear the decks, cancel all appointments,
格林摆了我一道 Greene has tricked me into
让我给新金主写了一个错的剧本 writing the wrong play for our new patron.
他想要的是发生在异域的欢快的爱情喜剧 He wants a light romantic comedy set in an exotic location.
那你打算怎么办 你写的喜剧太糟糕了 What are you going to do? You're absolute crap at comedy.
我的喜剧才不糟糕呢 I am not crap at comedy!
您的喜剧确实有点糟糕 莎士比亚先生 You are a teeny bit crap at comedy, Mr Shakespeare.
你们怎么能这么说 疯了吗 How can you say that?! It's just mad!
每个我写过的历史剧 Every single history I've ever writ
都至少有一幕幽默的场景 has contained at least one hilarious scene
场景里那些社会地位很低的穷人 in which poor people of low social status
都有着搞笑的名字 with amusing names like
例如"多尔·扯裤"和"奈德·抓腚" Doll Tearpants and Ned Snatchbutt
而且举止笨拙 acted stupidly.
多好笑呀 So funny!
但我只写过搞笑的场景 还没写过一整个喜剧 But I've only ever done comedy scenes, never a whole comic play.
至少这儿还挺顺利的 莎士比亚先生 Well, at least all be peaceful here, Mr Shakespeare.
我的意大利语课上完了 My Italian lessons are done.
勇敢的基特想必已经远去 为国效劳去了 Brave Kit must away on his country's service.
是的 我在楼梯那儿看见他了 Yes, I passed him on the stair.
他看起来不一样了 He seemed different,
像是有一道奇异的亮光由内而外地散发出来 as if some strange and luminous light shone from within.
他可能是吃到坏掉的牡蛎 Possibly he bit on a bad oyster
然后一直努力夹紧屁股 and was struggling to keep his buttocks clenched
估计要坚持到茅房才行 till he didst make the shitting ditch.
孩子 Child?
你的脸红了 There is a blush to your cheek
而且你的乳房在强而有力地颤动 and your boobingtons do palpitate most mightily.
你是不是吃了长了虫的奶酪 Have you been eating maggoty cheese?
不是长了虫的奶酪让我的双乳颤动 It is not maggoty cheese which doth palpitate my boobingtons.
不是的 是她脑子长虫了 No, it's a cheesy maggot.
宝特姆 才不是呢 Bottom! It is not so!
她昏了头脑 对马洛先生动心了 She's only gone and got all diddly doodah over Mr Marlowe.
凯特 是真的吗 Kate, can this be true?!
你对马洛先生动心了 Be you diddly doodah over Mr Marlowe?
是的 Yes!
而且他不是我脑子里的虫 And he is not a cheesy maggot,
他只是一个需要好女子的坏男人 he's just a bad boy who needs a good girl,
况且 他对我也动心了 and what's more, he's diddly doodah over me.
凯特 我肯定他也是这样想的 Kate, I'm sure he thinks he is,
但他是基特啊 他可是一个浪子 but that's Kit, he's a gadabout.
就像新近发现的美洲蜂鸟一样 Like the newly discovered American hummingbird
在花丛中来回地飞 that doth flit from bud to bud,
把那柔软潮湿的花瓣轻轻打开 spreading wide the soft, damp petals,
深深地探入其中 plunging deep its beak and
浸上那里热烈的花蜜 lapping full fervent of the nectar within,
用灵巧细长的小舌搅动着 using its curiously long and agile tongue.
我的天哪 莎士比亚先生 Gosh, Mr Shakespeare!
你是在帮倒忙 主人 You're not helping, master!
露西的酒馆
你们要去维罗纳了吗 So, you boys be off to Verona?
没错 露西夫人 不过瓦伦丁他和我分开出发 Aye, Mistress Lucy, but Valentine here travels separately
这样天主教那些间谍就 so the papist spies may ne'er
看不出来他是我的跟班了 know he's my sidekick.
不过那是不可能的 Yeah, except that wouldn't happen, would it?
你才是我的小跟班 Because, in fact, you're my sidekick!
是他给我当跟班 He's my sidekick.
小跟屁虫 So, sidey-balls, got any
你在塔伦敦塔学了什么新技巧吗 cool new gear from the boffins at the Tower?
当然了 扔飞镖 Oh, just a bit, side-dangle!
看见这根简单的鸵鸟毛了吗 An innocent ostrich feather?
不 在我手里这就是致命的飞镖 No, no, no, a lethal throw dart.
看好那朵花上的蜜蜂 Witness buzzy bee on yonder flower.
身手不错 That's fine...
如果来攻击你的是蜜蜂的话 if you are attacked by a bee.
看见这个简单的小包了吗 An innocent codling pouch?
不 在我手里就是吊打飞镖的强力爆竹 No, a dangle-mounted blunder banger!
他们也想教我这个来着 Yeah, well, they offered me that, but no room.
只不过我的腰包满了 没地方放 My codling pouch is already fully loaded.
先生们 先生们 Boys, boys! Don't have a
不要在我的酒馆里比试飞镖 dangle-off in my pub, because, believe me,
相信我 就算没有飞镖 赢的也是我 I will win, and I haven't even got one.
基特 我就知道你在这里 Ah, Kit, thought I'd find you here.
我正要赶去剧院 有急事跟你说 I was just rushing to the theatre, but I wanted a quick word.
没问题 瓦伦丁马上要走了 Not a problem. Valentine is just leaving.
他是我的跟班 He's my sidekick.
想得美 小跟屁虫 In your dreams, sidekick boy.
真是一个跟屁虫 Ooh! Ha-ha-ha! Such a sidekick!
威廉 你有什么事 Anyway, Will, what up?
赶快说 我今晚就要去维罗纳了 Make it snappy, I leave for Verona tonight
走之前还要去向我的真爱道别 and I would first bid farewell to my true love.
我就是来跟你说这件事情的 Yes, that is what I hurried over to talk to you about.
你说的真爱 是凯特吧 在我家帮忙的凯特 This true love, that would be Kate, right, our Kate?
天哪 她太性感了 Damn, she hot!
我以前一直以为她只是个穷人家的老实孩子 Do you know, I always thought she was a proper Penny Pure-pants.
她确实就是个穷人家的老实孩子 She is a proper Penny Pure-pants.
你没听过她说意大利语 But you haven't heard her speak Italian.
那份激情啊 Ooh, the passion!
呸 你觉得意大利语性感 Pah! If you think Italian be sexy talk,
那真应该听听伊博语 you should hear a bit of Igbo.
流行于现在的尼日利亚
我刚刚说的是 Which means your chest
你的胸膛宽又广 你的蛋蛋大又毛 is broad and your testicles large and hairy.
不得不说 还挺有意思的 Phew! Thoroughly invigorating stuff, I must say.
我跟你讲 你对凯特的迷恋 But look here, Kit, this crush on Kate.
你自己也清楚 是个穿裙子的你就喜欢 You know what you're like, you fancy anything in a farthingale.
假设说 你在意大利的时候 What happens if, while you're away,
又迷上了哪个意大利小姑娘 you fall for some Italian tottling-gobble
满身大蒜味的吻痕回到国内 and come home covered in garlic-flavoured love bites.
你要是胆敢伤害凯特 我就 If you break Kate's heart, I'll...
你要干什么 You'll what?
我就把这事写成一首严格的十四行诗 I'll write a pretty stern sonnet about it,
你看我敢不敢 you see if I don't.
别担心 威廉 Oh, fear not, Will.
我寻欢作乐的日子已经结束了 No, my roistering days are done.
我马洛不再是个一心啪啪啪的啮齿动物 Nevermore will Marlowe the bonking rodent be,
人们都会目睹 他成为凯特的沙鼠小可爱 that all know that he be Kate's true kissy love-gerbil.
你给她带点我花园里的玫瑰吧 Why not take her these roses from my garden?
姑娘都喜欢花的 All girls love flowers.
抱歉 露西 恐怕不行 Sorry, Lucy, no can do.
我有过敏性鼻炎 You see, I do suffer from the summer snottage.
而且对玫瑰尤其敏感 Roses in particular make my eyes water.
我可不想小情人看见我泪眼汪汪的样子 Wouldn't want my bird to see me blub now, would I?
不过还是谢谢你了 Thanks anyway.
付一下酒钱成吗 爱你哟 Settle the drinks, will you, mate? Love you loads.
红狮剧场
你的剧本在哪里 威廉 Where is your play, Will?
我们的资助人记着看我们的第一场戏呢 Our new patron is impatient for our first production.
我们再演一遍查理三世怎么样 How about we bring back Richard for another run?
我知道观众们都想看我演的玛格丽特 I know the crowds miss my Margaret.
我收到了好多观众来信 I get so many letters.
我觉得吧 查理三世 I can't imagine there would be much public interest
可能没什么人买账 in digging up Richard III.
当然有人愿意看 但是大臣想看的是喜剧 Of course there would, but the Lord Chamberlain wants a comedy.
那演得搞笑一点 完事 So, play it for laughs, job done.
把查理三世演得搞笑点 Play Richard III for laughs?
你这样荒唐不靠谱的人能演出什么喜剧 What comedy is to be found in such an evil and grotesque villain?
黑色喜剧 好吗 Dark comedy. Yeah?
前卫派 好吗 Edgy comedy. Yeah?
之前你把查理三世塑造成了 You've done the groundwork,
一个驼子 演得还行 making Richard a hunchback,
现在得提升演技了 now you've got to ramp it up.
提升演技 肯 怎么提升 Ramp it up, Kempe? How so?
比方说 Well, for instance, do a
设计一个场景 大家都努力忍着 scene where everyone is trying really hard
不提他的驼背 可就是忍不住 not to mention his stoop, but they can't stop themselves.
你觉得这样很搞笑 是吧 That would be funny, would it?
没错 Er, yeah!
比如查理会见骑士 诺福克郡骑士说道 Like Richard's with his knights and Norfolk goes,
想一起吃坨饭吗 "Oh, fancy spot of hunch?
hunch有驼峰的意思
抱歉 我的意思是吃顿饭 "Sorry, I meant lunch."
要勇敢地打破禁锢 Brave, edgy, challenging taboos.
不许你随便改我的查理三世 我写得相当完美 You're not changing a line of my Richard, it's perfect,
整整四个小时都是精髓 all four hours of it.
然而大臣要求看一出新剧 威廉 Yes, but the Lord Chamberlain demands a new play now, Will.
我在努力写呢 I'm trying!
他想要一出发生在异国的浪漫轻快的喜剧 He wants a light romantic comedy set in an exotic location
可是我只写过历史剧 and I've only ever done histories.
或许肯说得对 我应该写一个搞笑的历史剧 Maybe Kempe's right, maybe I should do a comical history,
正是我擅长的 go with what I know.
就叫 亨利六世 第四篇 Henry VI, Part 4.
亨利在圣女贞德的审判上见到她 Henry meets Joan of Arc at her trial and,
不仅没有烧死她 instead of burning her,
还带她去莱姆里杰斯过了个不可描述的周末 takes her for a naughty weekend at Lyme Regis.
英国知名海滨小镇
说不定行得通 Might work.
啊 青春的恋爱是多么像 O, how this spring of love resembleth
以下四句出自莎士比亚 《维洛那二绅士》 第一幕第三景 梁实秋译本
阴晴不定的四月天气 The uncertain glory of an April day
现在是一片阳光灿烂 Which now shows all the beauty of the sun
一下子被乌云全遮起 And by and by a cloud takes all away!
我说得没错吧 You see? You see?
就是得文艺起来 Got to dig all that poetry stuff.
太性感了 I mean, so sexy!
这其实是莎士比亚先生写的诗 It's a bit of Mr Shakespeare's, actually.
此情此景 完美相映 Isn't it perfect?
我们的爱情就像明亮的日光 Our love is like the bright
你的离去正像一朵云彩遮住了它 sun and your leaving be a cloud upon it.
你是这个意思呀 Is that what thou meant?
我怎么就猜不出来 I could never tell.
你真是个有品位的小妞 凯特 You're such a classy bird, Kate.
真不敢相信 我纸醉金迷 寻欢作乐 I can't believe I've wasted my life a-roistering and a-rogering
浪费的大好时光本该用来崇拜你 when I should have been a-worshipping you.
我们交换信物吧 当彼此分别时 Let us exchange tokens so that, while we are parted,
就能牢记自己的心属于谁 we may always know to whom our hearts belong.
基特 好主意 Oh, Kit, let's!
这是我祖母的结婚戒指 My grandmother's communion ring.
以前是她带着 然后传给我母亲 She wore it on her finger, then my mother on hers
现在是我的了 and now I on mine.
很高兴能把它给你 I gladly give it thee.
唔 Agh!
这是我祖父的乳环 My grandfather's nipple ring.
带在他乳头上 He wore it through his nipple,
我父亲也这样 my father through his
现在传给我了 and now I through mine.
我把它送给你了 I give it to thee
呃 Em...
谢谢 Thanks.
我...就... I'll... just... put it on
用项链串起来 戴脖子上 可以么 a chain around my neck, if that's all right?
好的 你随意 错过这么酷的东西太遗憾了 Well, suit yourself. You are missing something pretty cool.
你如果戴上的话 一定让人把持不住 It's so erotic when you play with it.
我还是算了吧 Really, I'm fine.
我觉得这样很蠢 I feel stupid!
好吧 这是你父亲的主意 他是个天才 Well, it's your dad's idea and he is a genius,
所以你不得不要试一试 so you're going to have to give it a go.
我不能让你一个星期都为此闷闷不乐 I can't take another week of you moping and mooning about.
年轻女士就不应该穿长裤出去 It is not proper for a young lady to go about in britches.
我觉得这样穿很动人 I think it looks very fetching.
别说奇怪的话 祖父 Don't be creepy, Grandad.
到底想不想让那小伙子邀请你出去玩 Do you want this lad to invite you to the gadabout, or don't you?
现在 再来一次 Now, let's go through it again.
你好 达伦 我是苏的表弟谢恩 Hello, Darren, I'm Sue's cousin Shane
苏她很喜欢你 and Sue really likes you
我觉得你应该邀请她去林地闲逛 and I think you should ask her to the woodland gadabout...
妈 这样肯定不行的 Mum, this is never going to work.
亲爱的 会起效果的 你看起来让人信服 It will, love, honestly, you look really convincing.
所以 你认为我像个男孩吗 So you think I look like a boy?
有魅力的小伙 A very attractive boy.
闭嘴 祖父 Shut up, Grandad!
我是在太想念基特了 I just miss my Kit so much.
我怕他会忘了我 I fear he will forget me.
我的天哪 Oh, me!
我的上帝呀 噢 噢 Oh, me! Oh, oh!
我的天 Oh, me!
说实在的 凯特 你的相思病该停停了 Seriously, Kate, you have got to stop pining.
实在是烦人 It's very frustrating.
特别是当我在写关于一对身处异国的情人 Here am I trying to conjure up a brilliant plot
这样绝妙情节的时候 involving parted lovers in an exotic foreign location
就是因为你 让我无法思考 and there you are making it impossible for me to think
因为你和你的情人也正 because you are parted from your lover
分处异国 who has gone off to an exotic foreign location.
等等 Hang on.
他妈的 等等 Hang the futtock on!
维罗纳
我亲爱的邦尼宝贝 My dearest Snuggle Bunny,
我正在伯爵夫人的接待室给你写信 I write from the Contessa's antechamber,
我在等她接见我 where I await her presence.
我期望他能早些离开 I wish she'd get a move on as I long
因为我迫不及待想和你相会 to return only to you.
欢迎 马洛先生 Welcome, Signor Marlowe.
我希望您允许我向您请教英国文学 I hope you will allow me to practise my English on you.
你可以对我做任何你想做的事 You can do anything to me you like,
迷人的小波莫多罗 you captivating little pomodoro!
我的秘书正在准备一份教皇暗杀名单 My secretary is preparing a list of the Pope's assassins,
我觉得这个沃尔辛厄姆先生会感兴趣 which I think will be of interest to Signor Walsingham.
还是交给他吧 You will deliver it to him.
不要在意这个秘密名单 Never mind the secret list.
你会和我一起吃晚饭吗 Will you have dinner with me tonight?
噢 马洛先生 Oh, Signore Marlowe!
你真是太好了 That would be so nice!
- 噢 - 但是... - Oh! - Except...
我已经同意和另外一位英国来访者一起进餐了 I have already agreed to a dinner with another English visitor,
瓦伦丁先生 Signor Valentine.
难以置信 Unbelievable!
当你买到维罗纳船票的时候 When you buy a boat ticket to Verona,
你也应该去那里的 you expect to be taken to Verona,
而不是在海峡岸边的小渔庄 not a tiny fishing village on the Channel coast,
不能容忍的是 航运公司将 which, outrageously, the shipping line
它改名为维罗纳北部 have renamed Verona North,
实际上 坐马车 with coaches laid on to
到维罗纳要七百五十英里 cover the 750-mile transfer to Verona actual.
是啊 这就是坐船便捷之处 Well, that's what you get if you sail budget.
但实际上 一旦你把其他一些因素算上去 Which actually turned out to be not very budget at all,
就一点儿也不划算 比如说你有点小放纵 once you factor in the extras, like the outrageous indulgence
想带包旅行 of actually wanting to travel with a bag!
航运公司会把它弄丢 Which they lost!
我的意思是 怎么回事 为什么会这样呢 I mean, how? Just how?
是他们把包装上船 也是他们把包卸下来 They load the bag on, they take the bag off.
怎么会他妈发生这种可能呢 Where is the window of opportunity to futtock that up?
- 一定是装错船了 - 没错 - Got put on the wrong boat! - Exactly.
即使在我们说话的时候 Even as we speak,
我想在广场上穿的那条 my brand-new holiday puffling pants,
特意为崭新假期准备的燕尾裤 which I was really looking forward to wearing on the piazza,
正飞往北弗吉尼亚 are off to North Virginia,
这无疑会淘汰北弗吉尼亚服饰 where they will no doubt end up
底部劣质的海狸装饰品 adorning the bottom of a scabby-arsed beaver trapper.
抱歉 我被绊住了 Sorry, got distracted.
这里有好多不可思议的商店 So many amazing shops.
请问这里是伯爵夫人的花园吗 Is this the Contessa's garden?
对 凯特 这里就是 Yes, Kate, it is,
并且你 在我指示下 伪装成了青年 and here you are, as I instructed, in guise of gadsome youth.
做的好 顺便提一下 Good effort, by the way.
谢谢 是从两副窗帘和一块地毯上剪下来的 Thanks. Knocked it up out of two curtains and a carpet.
现在我们藏在这棵小树后面吧 And now let us hide ourselves behind this small tree,
并且照严格计算 我们不会被其他人看见 which, by strict convention, will render us invisible.
不久后 基特就会来这里闲逛 No doubt shortly Kit will come a-strolling
当他来的时候 你要靠近他 然后为他服务 and when he does, you must approach him and become his servant,
因此 不仅你能更接近你的情人 thus, not only will you be close to your love,
他兴奋的眼神也会开始游离 but also, should his gladsome eye start to stray,
这样你就能对他示爱 you'll be in a position to plead your own cause,
让他想起她挚爱的凯特 ever reminding him of his devoted Kate.
我的天哪 这太绝了 Oh, my God, it's brilliant!
岂止是绝 我还要将要把它记下来 It's double brilliant because I'm going to take it all down
写进我的剧本里 and use it for my play.
但是 先生 马洛先生已经认识凯特好几年了 But, master, Mr Marlowe has known Kate for years,
他看一眼就能认出她 he's going to recognise her the second he sees her.
不可能 博顿 Of course he won't, Bottom!
她穿着燕尾裤和男孩子的帽子 She's wearing puffling pants and a boy's hat!
马洛没有洞察力 He's not clairvoyant!
嘘 来这儿 快 Sh! Come on, quick!
噢 我亲爱的女士 你能成为我的吗 Oh, my lady love, canst you e'er be mine?
噢...噢 这家伙 Oh... Oh, bugger!
玫瑰 就是我要的 Roses, that's all I need!
他流泪 他痛苦了 He weeps, he pines.
他需要我 He longs to get my kit off.
现在正是你靠近他的时机 实践诺言的时候 Now is your chance to get near him and plead your own troth.
去吧 Off you go.
- 嘿 老兄 - 谁来了 - Ho, sirrah! - Who comes?
不好意思 眼睛有点模糊 Sorry, bit blurry, these damn roses
这些该死的玫瑰让我流泪 have made my eyes water.
我也患上在夏天会流鼻涕的毛病 I do suffer from the summer snottage.
讨厌啦 他又在试图用夏天流鼻涕的借口 Sweet! He doth seek to hide his love from me
来隐藏对我的爱 with the old summer snottage excuse.
看到吧 他没认出来 See? He didst not recognise her!
他眼睛进水了 因为有流鼻涕的毛病 His eyes are watering, he's got the summer snottage.
不是什么该死的流感 It is not the bloody summer snottage,
是因为她穿着长裤和男帽 it's because she is wearing puffling pants and a boy's hat.
说吧 有什么事 Tell me, what is your business here?
没什么 就是想服侍您 大人 Why, only to serve you, my lord.
我不过是个远离家乡的英国穷小子 I am but a poor English boy far from home.
哎呦 这机会不错 Gadzooks, here's a happy chance.
有个仆人对我追求神圣女伯爵会有所帮助 A servant will be useful in my pursuit of the divine Contessa.
好吧 小伙子 允你侍我左右 Very well, boy, you may enter my service
马上让你知我所爱 and know straightaway that I do love.
好开心 他一心想着我 Joy! He thinks only of me!
- 看 我的真爱来了 - 什么 - See, my love comes! - What?!
我们现在就躲在这小树后面 Now hide we must behind this small tree,
严格来说 会置我们于无形 which, by strict convention, will render us invisible.
这正如我所料 I thought this might happen.
基特已经在另寻新欢了 Kit's eye hath lit upon another.
太好了 第二场就要揭幕了 Brilliant, that's the Act 2 opener right there.
可怜的凯特 她要伤心了 Poor Kate, her heart will be broken.
不会很久的 她很快就会表明自己的女孩身份 Not for long. Soon will she reveal herself as a girl
- 马洛的爱会被重新点燃 - 或者不会 - and Marlowe's love will be rekindled. - Or not.
那是我亲爱的塞尔维亚 It is mine own Silvia.
是不是光芒四射 Is she not radiant?
是的 先生 的确光芒四射 不过... Aye, sirrah, radiant indeed and yet...
您在家乡就没有 be there no sweet English
让您心动的英国姑娘吗 girl at home who you do hold in your heart?
有过一个 是个普通人家的书呆子 Well, there was one, a bookish Polly Pure-pants
我以为我爱她 但都是过去式了 whom I thought I did love, but I am so over her!
现在塞尔维亚才是我所爱 La bella Silvia be my love now.
目前为止我的所有誓言都是徒劳 So far have I plighted my troth in vain,
所以我要派你替我 therefore I will send you in my stead.
你是个声线诱人的小伙 You are a charming pleasant-voiced youth
这次塞尔维亚肯定会倾耳细听 and tis certain Silvia will lend you her ear.
给 把这个爱之象征交给她 Here, give her this token of my love.
噢 这戒指 先生 但是 Oh! This ring, sir, but...
这对你一定及其珍贵 .. surely tis most precious to you.
也没有 从一个女房东女儿那得来的 No, not really. Got it off a landlady's daughter,
没感觉她有什么值得珍惜的东西可以送人 can't really see her having anything valuable to give away!
或者只有真心吧 Save perhaps her heart.
基特派凯特用她送的那个 Kit sends Kate to plead on his behalf
定情信物代表他去求爱 with the very love token she gave him.
嘭 第三场自己出来了 Boom! Act 3 just wrote itself!
真是十足的混蛋 What a total bastable!
别担心 当她表明身份时 一切就会好起来了 Don't worry, when she reveals herself, all will be well
- 而我也就有了最后一场 - 或者没有 - and I'll have my finale. - Or not.
女士 原谅我的打扰 Madam, forgive my intrusion,
我的主人 克里斯托弗 but I bring word from my master,
马洛 让我给您捎个话 Christopher Marlowe.
马洛先生吗 Signor Marlowe?
他有什么话 女孩 What says he, girl?
男孩 我是个男孩 Boy. I am a boy.
我被你的阴性气质混淆了 I see you are confused with your gender,
亦或只是好奇 比人们想到更常见 or perhaps just curious, is more common than people think.
那好吧 被困在女儿身里的男孩 Well, then, boy... trapped in a girl's body,
有什么消息给我 what message have you for me?
就是我的主人确实 Only that my master does...
对您满心爱慕 .. love you full well and,
而作为爱的象征 他想送您... as a token of his love, does offer you...
...这个乳环 .. this nipple ring,
它曾穿洞穿他祖先们的乳头 which didst pierce the nipples of his forebears.
哎呀 这小子的确有我给凯特的定情信物 Zounds, this lad doth have the very gift I gave Ka...
她就是凯特 乔装打扮以更方便接近我 It IS Kate, come in disguise the better to be near me!
我却派她向塞尔维亚表明爱意 And I've just sent her to declare my love for Silvia.
尴尬了 Awkward!
你可以告诉你家大人 You can tell your master that
我的两个乳头已经吊上了比这更好的珠宝 both my nipples be already pierced with finer jewels than this.
而且 我另有所爱 Besides, I do love another.
我的瓦伦丁 My Valentine!
我也爱你 And I love thee!
第三者 太棒了 太有用了 A second lover! Brilliant, I'll certainly use that.
凯特现在要表明身份了 And now will Kate reveal herself.
您蔑视马洛是对的 公爵夫人 You were right to spurn Marlowe, Contessa,
他的确曾爱过我 for once he did love me.
看她那令人陶醉的甩头发的方式 See how she doth shake out her hair most ravishingly.
现在马洛会重新爱上她 Now will Marlowe love her once again.
凯特 我真傻 Kate, I've been a fool!
原谅我吧 Forgive me.
嘭 教科书式的剧本 我断测是两段姻缘 Boom! Textbook stuff! I predict a double marriage.
或者不是 Or not.
塞尔维亚 能把手给我吗 Silvia, will you give me your hand?
好 Yes!
凯特 能把手给我吗 Kate, will you give me your hand?
- 好 - 我说什么来着 - Yes! - What did I tell you?
英式前戏 我听过这个 English foreplay, I've heard of this!
把牧师叫来 摆上蜡烛 点上熏香 Summon the priest, bring the candles, burn the incense,
两对新人的婚礼这就开始 let the twin weddings begin.
最终在老家 剧本和演出都很顺利 Back in Blighty at last and with my play as good as writ.
我应该全用上 I shall use it all.
唯一的小变化就是 在我的戏里 The only tiny change is that, in my play,
我会在最终让这两对都喜结连理 I'll have both couples marry at the end instead of only one
而不是另一对爱人被打的不省人事 while the other lover gets punched unconscious.
实话说 我觉得有几分避开子弹的感觉 To be honest, I think I kind of dodged a bit of a musket ball.
我是说 你是个很可人的女孩 I mean, you are a cracking-looking bird,
凯特 但是有点吓人 Kate, but a little bit scary.
我也觉我避开了子弹 马洛先生 I think I dodged a musket ball too, Mr Marlowe.
你是个英俊的家伙 You are a handsome chap,
但也是个肤浅 虚假的混蛋 but a shallow, cheating bastable.
罪名成立 Guilty as charged!
我要感谢你 I want to thank you, Kate,
让我成为一个沃尔辛厄姆的红人 for making me one of Walsingham's favourites.
没错 你很聪明 凯特 Yes, it was clever of you, Kate,
能注意到公爵夫人叫了个牧师 to notice that the Contessa called for a priest
尽管自称基督教徒 and all the trappings of a Catholic wedding
但却是全是天主教婚礼的装饰 despite claiming to be a Protestant.
最终发现她是天主教双重间谍 Turned out she was a papist double agent.
而她的杀手名单完全是编造的 and her secret assassin list a total plant.
我还是觉得你该告诉你的副手 瓦伦丁 I still think you should have told your sidekick, Valentine,
他要迎娶的是王室的天敌 that he was marrying a mortal enemy of the Crown.
没错 就那样做 Yeah, right, going to do that!
不过 莎士比亚先生 But really, Mr Shakespeare,
你真的要把故事写成女主角 are you seriously going to write a story where the heroine,
一直受骗上当 having been completely cheated on
还被假男友派去用她送给他的定情戒指 and actually sent by her false boyfriend
忽悠另一个女孩 to woo another girl with the very ring she gave him,
就那样还原谅了那混蛋 然后嫁给了他 just takes the bastable back and marries him?
没错 Absolutely.
《《维洛那二绅士》》就要那样收尾 That is how The Two Gentlemen Of Verona will end.
老实说 不会是你最好的一个 Honestly, it is not going to be one of your best.
干得好 凯特 是我 也不会原谅马洛 Well done, Kate, I wouldn't have taken Marlowe back either.
不过 夫人 戏里不能那样写 Can't put that in the play, though, wife.
大臣要的是脱离现实的幽默 The Lord Chamberlain wants escapist romance,
不是坚韧的现实主义 not gritty realism.
更重要的是 观众也是 What's more, so do the punters.
我写了我的第一部喜剧 而且计划写更多 I've writ my first comedy and I plan to write a shedload more.
亲爱的 你真觉得那是个好主意吗 Really, love, do you think that's a good idea?
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当然了 Absolutely.
不管怎样 先别管我的事了 Anyway, enough of my doings,
苏和那个腼腆的小伙子相处的怎样了 how did Sue get on with the shy youth?
我的计策有用吗 Did my stratagem work?
嗯 算有用吧 Well, it sort of worked.
达伦爱上了我... Darren fell in love with me...
其实是肖恩 as Shane.
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