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翻译： 茉莉丸 陈凡 楼道里 CCCaroline Beth
爱情的食粮
埃文河上的斯特拉特福德
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校对： 傀儡师 后期： AdrianaK
我想做绅士 我想进上流社会 你答应过我的 I want to be a gentleman, I want to be posh. You promised!
好了 父亲 我会再向英国纹章院申请的 All right, Dad. I'll petition the College of Heralds again.
他都嚷嚷这盾徽好些年了 He's been on about that coat of arms for years.
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好像人家就真的会颁给他一样 就这么个 As if they'd give one to him, who's been before the courts
上过法庭 给全家丢脸的人 and shamed us all.
我不过是犯了点小错 It was only a bit of fiddling.
他们应该去追捕真正的罪犯 They should go after the real criminals,
那些狡猾的商贩 the dodgy financial dealers.
父亲 这可是改动 Dad, it is a matter of
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政府档案 你篡改羊毛价格 public record that you manipulated wool prices,
操控利率 还想欠债不还 fixed interest rates and reneged on personal debt.
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你做的那件事不属于 Exactly what part of "Dodgy financial dealer" Is it
"狡猾的商贩"的行为 that you are not?
他就是个惯犯 He's a common thief.
不过 我倒是承认 在英国这并不影响你 Which, I admit, is not normally considered an impediment
成为上流阶级 to ennoblement in England.
但是这件事 是因为罗伯特 格林 But in this case, it is, because Robert Greene,
嫉妒我的才华 而他又是纹章官 who doth hate my gutlings, is made Master Herald
罗伯特 格林宁愿当蛇发戈耳工的 and Robert Greene would rather be personal hairdresser
希腊神话中头生毒蛇的女妖
私人理发师 也不愿意帮我这个忙 to a snake-headed Gorgon than do me a good turn.
我要盾徽 I want a coat of arms!
我会尽力的 父亲 但你也知道的 我很忙 And I'll do my best, Dad, but I am quite busy, you know.
公众对新戏剧的需求源源不断 The public's demand for new plays is insatiable
我连一秒钟多余的时间都没有 and I have not a single solitary second to spare.
我就像是春日里的百灵鸟 既要筑巢 I be like the springtime lark who must needs build her nest,
哺育雏鸟 护理我漂亮的羽毛 还要一直 feed her young, tend her delicate plumage, whilst all the while
唱着欢快的小曲 singing merry songs that
歌颂在绿林丛中翩翩起舞的仙子 the fairies may dance in the greenwood glades.
你是不是想表达 Is that you making the
你一点儿空余时间都没有 point that you haven't got a second to spare?
是的 没错 可以说是在强调这一点 Yes, absolutely, underlining it, so to speak.
我太忙了 以至于我都没时间去详细说明 I... I'm so pushed that I barely have a moment to illustrate
我话语中的扩展性比喻和那些奇思妙想 my observations with extended metaphor and fantastical whimsy.
剧院激增 剧本供不应求 Theatre is booming and its demands are insatiable.
我的"维洛那二绅士"填补了市场空缺 My Two Gentlemen Of Verona filled a gap
可是伯比奇已经需要下一个剧本了 but already Burbage needs another
真是快把我逼疯了 and out is it stressing me most vexingly.
我知道你很忙 亲爱的 Well, I know you're busy, love,
但你可不能错过哈姆尼特的拉丁朗诵会啊 but you absolutely cannot miss Hamnet's school Latin recitation.
拉丁语 十一岁了还在学 Latin, still, at 11? Huh!
我那时都已经在学希腊语了 In my day, we were onto Greek by then.
这课程完全本末倒置了 The whole curriculum's been completely dumbled down.
拉丁语由希腊语演化借鉴而来
别人家的父亲来了 The other dads come.
"你们家比尔呢" 人家母亲问 "Where's your Bill?", the other mums say,
我只能找借口推搪 and I have to make excuses.
什么借口 比如说我有我自己的生活 What, like I have a life?
除了孩子以外我还是一个独立的个体 That I exist independently of my children?
真是奇怪 真是自私 How weird, how selfish.
现在的年轻人是怎么了 他们连怎么 What is it with modern youth that they canst not kick
在运动场上正确地踢中一只猪膀胱都不会 an inflated pig's bladder the wrong way up a sporting field,
橡胶出现之前 足球内胆由猪膀胱制成 外缝鹿皮
可他们的父母还必须在一旁守着 but that both parents must be a-standing on the sidelines,
高喊 "踢得好 乖孩子 干得漂亮" shouting, "Goodling, job, poppet. Goodling job."
作为父亲应该 A father should take an
在孩子身上多花点心思 interest in his children.
为什么 我父亲就从来没有 Why? Mine never did.
那个老滑头直到我十四岁了 That wicked old bastarble didn't
能工作养家的时候 so much as glance at me
才肯正眼瞧我一眼 till I was 14 and he could put me to work.
我可一点都不在乎 I wasn't bloody interested.
他是真的不在乎 He wasn't interested.
"看看你儿子吧" 我说 "Look to your son," I'd say.
结果他说 "谁啊" And he'd say, "Who?"
我就是这么回答的 大爷我不在乎 "Who?" I'd say. Wasn't interested.
我只不过是要你偶尔关心一下 All I'm asking is for you to get involved sometimes.
- 这有益于他们的 - It's healthy for their
心智成长 - 我可不这么认为 emotional development. - I don't think it is.
我觉得这反倒是一种破坏 I think it's corrupting.
这一代成长中的年轻人 都即将成年了 A whole generation is growing up, who, on reaching adult estate,
要是没有父母在旁边为他们加油助威 will scarce be able to let loose a fartlebarthel without their
他们连放个屁都不敢了 parents shouting encouragement
放完还要帮他们装进瓶子里送给祖母 and promising to bottle it for Grandma.
# 四月在我情人脸上 # April is in my mistress' face
# 七月在她眼里发光 # And July in her eyes hath place...
苏珊娜 你能不能别再唱 Susanna, will you please stop singing
"四月在我情人脸上"了 April Is In My Mistress' Face?
唱点别的 Sing something else.
# 现正是五月光阴 儿童们快乐欢欣 # Now is the month of Maying When merry lads are playing...
但不能是"现正是五月光阴" But not Now Is The Month Of Maying
或其他任何托马斯·混蛋莫利作的歌 or any other madrigal by Thomas bloody Morley.
文艺复兴时期英国著名的作曲家 是英国牧歌乐派最重要的代表之一
托马斯·莫利是英国文艺复兴以来 Uh, Thomas Morley is THE best madrigal writer
最棒的牧歌作家 of the English Renaissance.
他简直就是上帝 He is God,
我愿意为他献身 我是托马迷 I would die for him, I'm a Thomatic.
他不是上帝 女儿 He is not God, daughter...
他只是一个浪得虚名的唱小调的人 he is a sugar-coated ditty guffer
他每一首歌有三分之二的 whose every song be
内容都是"啦啦啦啦啦" two-thirds "Fa la la la la",
剩下三分之一就是一些口水歌的词 and the other third some arsing porridge
关于五月里快乐的儿童 about merry maids in May,
十一月里调皮的仙女 naughty nymphs in November
或者七月里奶水四溢的乳房 or juicy jugs in July.
别管那个托马斯·笨蛋莫利了 Never mind Thomas bloomin' Morley,
我的盾徽怎么办 what about my coat of arms?
我正想办法呢 I'm working on it!
建立贵族血统是个漫长的过程 Establishing a noble lineage is a process...
你不可能在一夜之间 you can't fake 400 years
伪造四百年的家族历史出来 of family history overnight.
莎士比亚家族族谱
莎士比亚先生 纹章的申请流程很复杂 Mr Shakespeare, heraldry is a complex discipline.
你不可能在一夜之间伪造四百年的 You can't fake 400 years of
家族历史出来 family history overnight.
- 那依你所见 要多久呢 - 多久 - Well, how long might it take, do you think? - How long?
让我看看 Well, now, let me see.
以你的情况看来 In your case?
再过一两周 我会说还要 Hmm, well, give or take a week or two, I'd say...
永远 Eternity.
莎士比亚家族永远也不可能成为贵族 The Shakespeares will never be gentlemen.
但如果你肯颁给我们盾徽的话 But we... we could be tomorrow, if you'd just grant us
我们明天就能成为贵族了 that family coat of arms.
是的 "如果" Yes, IF.
一个微不足道的词 Such a tiny, mewling word
曾有一暮年乡巴佬这么哀叹过 and ever the lament of the turnip-chewing country bumshank.
"如果我出身富贵 "If only I were higher-born.
如果我上过剑桥 "If only I'd been to Cambridge University
而不是在十四岁时从舞蹈学校辍学 "Instead of leaving the town duncing school at 14
去我父亲的手套店工作" "To work in my dad's glove shop."
你威胁之言绵软无力 There is no terror in your threats,
格林 耿直让我能厚德载物 Greene, for I am armed so strong
油嘴滑舌对我无非就是 怎么说 in honesty that they pass by me like the idle wind.
便秘小松鼠的空穴之风 Of a small, somewhat constipated squirrel.
后面有点脱轨了 你不觉的吗 Hm, tails off a bit at the end, don't you think?
词能达意 可能只是 It'll get there. Probably
后面还要多几百个音节 just needs a couple of hundred more syllables.
宝特姆 来点酒和馅饼 Bottom, bring ale and pie...
啊 已经摆上了 吉特 你也在啊 Ah, I see 'tis laid. Hello, Kit, are you here?
我听说你回来了 I heard you were back,
就过来吃点喝点 thought I'd drop in for a quaff and a gorge.
现在是苹果季 来点水果吧 'Tis apple season, Mr Shakespeare. Have a little fruit.
看着 走你 Allez-oup, allez-hazzah. Allez-diddley-doo.
您一定知道杂耍 还有这些把戏 Juggling and such tricks are, as I'm sure you are aware,
是剧院专业人士必备技能 key skills for any theatre professional.
凯特 别这样 Kate, please.
我知道你想当演员 I know you want to be an actor,
但我现在没看杂耍的心情 but I'm not in the mood to watch juggling.
实际上 我绝不会有看杂耍的心情 In fact, I'm never in the
这种如梦游一般 mood to watch juggling, an activity which
沉闷无趣的活动 I consider to be second
在无聊排行榜上排第二 仅次于哑剧 only to mime in its somnambulistic tedium.
我喜欢哑剧 I love mime.
你不喜欢哑剧 You do not love it, Kate.
你不过是善良 对无救的受骗者和 You merely tell yourself you love it because you are kind
病态的无能抱有自然的同情心 and have a natural sympathy
所以告诉自己喜欢它罢了 for the terminally deluded and the pathologically talentless.
但我就更铁石心肠了 我会把基督世界的 I, however, are made of sterner stuff and would lock every mime
每个哑剧都锁在他幻想中的玻璃盒里 in Christendom up in his imaginary glass box
然后丢掉幻想之匙 and throw away the notional key.
旅途还好吧 大人 Good journey was it, master?
实际上 旅途脏乱拥挤不堪 还晚点了 Well, Botsky, it was dirty, overcrowded and late.
不过换句话说 路上没有在 On the other hand, it wasn't
阿伯里斯特威斯改道 diverted via Aberystwyth
也没有因异常的湿叶取消 or cancelled due to unusually wet leaves.
所以 我想在我这小到 So, I suppose within the very limited context
极限的期望情况下 of my minimal expectations,
你可以说 纯粹比较 you could say that, in a purely comparative sense,
没错 旅途愉快 yes, I had a good journey.
您家人一定很高兴看到你吧 And I expect your family were pleased to see you?
也没有 凯特 时间有限 Not really, Kate. 'Twas all too brief
他们怨我忽视了他们 and they complain I neglect them.
我只是工作压身 需要更多的时间 I'm just so overworked, I need more time.
我在马车上写了一个的历史剧 I wrote a history on the
爱德华二世的悲剧历史 coach -- The Tragical History Of Edward II.
开始的草稿挺高明的 但还需要更多的雕琢 It's a quite brilliant first draft, but it needs a lot more work.
等等 我有个想法 Hang on, hang on. Here's a thought.
我知道你该如何在百忙中挤出时间了 I know how you can save yourself all that work.
真的吗 吉特 太好了 Really, Kit? That'd be great.
把这戏交给我 我就把它扔那 Give the play to me and I'll just chuck it on as is.
我不会引以为傲 但实话说 你火了很多次了 I'm not proud. And be fair... you've had loads of hits.
通过天赋和努力 Through talent and hard work! What I have,
我通过优异的表现获得的现有成就 I have by merit.
- 你说的好像那是好事一样 - 不是吗 - You say that as if it's a good thing! - Isn't it?
当然不是啊 如果人人都按功绩受益 Well, of course not! I mean, if all men advance by merit,
那我们这些上流的笨蛋成什么了 what becomes of us stupid posh boys?
还是说我们不算 Or do we not count?
精英人士从不请你上门作客 威尔 Never had you down as an elitist, Will.
别总这么势利眼 快把戏赶出来 Stop being such a snob. Give us a play.
不对 我决定了 No, Kit, I am resolved and even
即使有那样疯狂的令人费解的论点 an insanely convoluted argument
也不能动摇我 such as that cannot sway me.
我已经把泰特斯安特洛尼克斯寄给了伯比奇 I've sent my Titus Andronicus round to Burbage,
但我真的拿不定主意 but I'm really not sure about it.
你觉得呢 凯特 What do you think, Kate?
你读了 血腥吗 You read it. Too gory?
尽管实话说 我承受的了 Be absolutely honest, I can take it.
既然您问了 没错 是的 Well, since you ask... yes, it was.
太谢谢你了 帮了大忙 Well, thank you very much That's very helpful
有你的支持真的太好了 我不过客气下 Nice to have your support, I don't think
抱歉 Well, I'm sorry,
但泰特斯安特洛尼克斯就是性虐待 but Titus Andronicus is a degrading orgy of abusive sex
和无法形容的暴力的下贱狂欢 and unspeakable violence.
听着很棒 我会去 Sounds brilliant! I'd go.
我也去 都喜欢 Me too, love all that.
人们的生活充斥着 People's lives are filled
虐待和暴力 莎士比亚先生 with abuse and violence, Mr Shakespeare.
很显然 作为个艺术家 Surely, as an artist,
您应提供他们有所启迪 令人振奋的东西 you should be offering them something inspiring,
它们的存在应带来愉悦和轻松 uplifting, which brings joy and lightness to their existence.
我正写的那个误会 What about that comedy of mistakes,
误解和巧合之喜剧怎么样 misunderstandings and coincidences I was working on?
我觉得挺勉强 I thought it was contrived.
勉强 你怎能那么说 Contrived?! How can you say that?
同卵双胞胎 出生就被分开 Two identical twins, separated at birth
指的是莎士比亚早期的一部滑稽喜剧《错误的喜剧》
碰巧取了同一个名字 and who happen to have been given the same name,
仆人也是同卵双胞胎 with servants who are also identical twins,
也是出生就被分开 also separated at birth
也碰巧取了同样的名字 and also happen to have been given the same name,
最终来到同一个小镇 end up in the same town
错误的搭上了相互之间的女友 and mistakenly hook up with each other's girlfriends.
那很容易发生 That could easily happen.
我只是觉得那不是一出戏 I just don't think it's a play, Mr Shakespeare.
- 但不是完全无可救药 - 无可救药 - But it's not entirely irredeemable. - Irredeemable?
那是我整个礼拜写的最救药的东西 It's the most deemable thing I've written all week!
救药不是个词 Deemable is not a word.
我说是它就是 It is if I bloody say it is,
因为以防你忘了 我就干这个的 because in case you've forgotten, that's what I do.
它是自有些美好的疯狂 It's got some nice madness about it,
但这出戏暴露了它的局限性 but the drama exposes its limitations.
但是戏剧暴露了其局限性 but the drama exposes its limitations.
你得想出一种能够允许这种荒诞情节存在 You need to come up with a new art form which allows
的新艺术形式 for such exuberant absurdity.
还有一些能把我们带入到特定世界 Some extra element which takes us to a heightened world,
好让我们接受这些讨喜无聊情节的额外元素 where we can accept such joyful nonsense.
一种能无视戏剧逻辑 A new style which defies dramatic logic
并且直击感官 思想 灵魂的新兴艺术形式 and appeals directly to the senses, the emotions, the soul.
天啊 凯特 如果我能做到的话 Gosh, Kate. If I could do that,
我所有的问题就全部迎刃而解了 then all my problems would be solved.
我就能远离这些蠢到极致的情节 I could get away with really stupid plots,
同时仍旧取悦人们 并且流芳千古 while still delighting the crowds and running for years.
对 Yes!
但是 这样的额外元素并没有出现 But no such extra element exists.
剧院上演的剧里面 没有这种新形式 Theatres put on plays, there is no new form.
同时 我还有账单要付 Meanwhile, I have bills
还有一大家子要养活 我需要一部新剧 to pay and a family to feed. I need a show.
好吧 当我卡在某件事上的时候 Well, when I'm really stuck on something,
我发现唱欢快的歌曲就很有帮助 I find it helps to sing a happy song.
好吧 谢谢你 宝特姆 我现在要集中精力 Yes, thank you, Bottom, I'm trying to concentrate.
# 现正是五月光阴 儿童们快乐欢欣 # Now is the month of Maying When merry lads are playing
五朔节是庆祝春天来临的欧洲传统节日
- 啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦 - 我在努力思考 - Fa la la la la la la la la... - I'm trying to think!
啦啦啦啦啦啦哈 Fa la la la la la lah.
我好喜欢托马斯·莫利 他就是神 I love Thomas Morley, he is a God!
哦 他是怎么做到的呢 歌词朗朗上口 Oh, how does he do it? I mean, they're just so catchy!
我是说有好多韵脚 四月在我情人脸上 I mean, so many hits. April Is In My Mistress' Face.
我的美人在微笑 My Bonny Lass She Smileth.
你繁华尽逝让我撕心裂肺 Flora Wilt Thou Torment Me?
韵脚一个接着一个 I mean, hit after hit after hit.
直击感官 Appealing directly to the senses.
- 哦 还有思想 - 灵魂 - Oh, the emotions! - The soul!
等下 Hang on.
你们他妈的等下 Hang the futtock on!
就是这个 在海神的咸乳头旁 就是这个 That's it! By Neptune's salty nipples, that's it!
- 它是什么 莎士比亚先生 - 新的形式 - What's it, Mr Shakespeare? - The new form!
也是摆脱那些愚蠢透顶故事 The key to getting away with really silly stories,
同时提供欢乐无限的娱乐节目的关键 while providing joyful, uplifting popular entertainment.
我得去剧院了 一场文化革命即将开始 I must to the theatre -- a cultural revolution begins.
红狮剧场
要怎么办 What is to be done?
这个《泰特斯安特洛尼克斯》 This Titus Andronicus be
泰特斯安特洛尼克斯是莎士比亚早期作品
只比色情作品好一点点 little better than pornography.
泰特杀害了塔莫拉的大儿子 Titus kills Tamora's eldest sons.
塔莫拉把泰特的儿子们的头砍了 Tamora has Titus's sons beheaded.
塔莫拉的儿子们轮奸了泰特的女儿 Tamora's sons gang-rape Titus's daughter
然后泰特把塔莫拉的儿子们做成了派 and Titus cooks Tamora's sons in a pie
还让他女儿吃了 and makes her eat it!
我肯定不会把这部剧推荐给修道院院长的 I certainly shan't be recommending it to Mother.
我告诉你 把它弄成个喜剧 I'm telling you, make it a comedy,
像我们对查理三世的处理方法一样 like we should have done with his Richard.
问题解决了 Problem solved.
我认为把它当成一部 I suppose it might work as
- 黑暗童话剧还靠谱 - 除了没有笑声 - a kind of dark pantomime. - Except no laughter.
我以为你说的是演出要博取大笑 I thought you said play it for laughs.
我说的是喜剧 老兄 I said comedy, mate.
不是大笑 大笑是反喜剧的 Not laughs. Laughing is anti-comedy.
我可不想被人规定什么时候要笑 I don't want to be told when to laugh.
其他人的笑声不能让你明白任何事 Other people's laughter isn't telling you anything.
它仅仅是集体欢乐的一种愚蠢的表现 It's just an innocent expression of collective jollity.
集体欢乐 Collective jollity?
集体欢乐关喜剧什么事儿 What's collective jollity got to do with comedy?
喜剧应该是戏剧中的优秀剧种 Comedy should be exclusive and elitist.
如果大家都能明白 那么它的内涵又是什么 If everybody gets it, then what's to get?
笑料啊 The joke.
这就是你的问题所在 伯比奇 And there's your problem right there, Burbage.
在喜剧中 笑料比笑声更糟糕 In comedy, jokes are worse than laughter.
伯比奇先生 停止排练吧 Mr Burbage, halt rehearsals,
我想到了一个绝妙的点子 I've had the most brilliant idea.
一个升华的方法 能让剧院充满欢乐 A way to uplift and inspire, to fill our theatre with joy,
能触动观众让他们把我们的剧介绍给 朋友们 to move people so much that they tell their friends
可能他们自己还会回来观赏第二遍 and perhaps even return a second time themselves.
哦 别开玩笑了 威廉 Oh, do not jest, Will.
口头宣传和回头客 For word of mouth and repeat business
是剧院主人的圣杯 are the Holy Grail of the theatre owner.
为了这样的事情 我们愿意出卖灵魂 For such things, we would sell our souls.
那把你的灵魂塞包里吧 我会带着它的 Then pop your soul in a bag, mate, and I'll take it with me,
因为我已经寻找到了答案 那就是音乐 cos I've got the answer -- music.
音乐 哦 亲爱的 威廉 你真是不如从前了 Music? Oh, dear, Will, you really have lost your touch.
我们早就用了音乐了 你没有注意到吗 We already use music, had you not noticed?
我们在开场就弹了鲁特琴 We strum our lutes at the
结束的时候又吹了笛子 beginning and we blow our pipes at the end.
据我所听到的 康德尔 And from what I've heard, Condell,
在幕间休息的时候你也吹了几下笛子 you blow a few pipes at the interval too!
恐惧症 或者勇敢还是易怒 你决定吧 Phobic, or brave and edgy? You decide.
哦 上帝啊 他又在自己笑了 Oh, God, he's doing his laugh again.
我记得你说过你不喜欢笑声 肯普 I thought you said you didn't like laughter, Kempe?
群体笑声 老兄 Group laughter, mate --
大家一起笑 这向来都是不对的 everyone laughing together, that's never right.
但是独自笑呢 哦 我自己对 But solo laughter? Ooh, me laughing?
别人没觉得有意思的东西 Very loudly and intrusively
笑的非常大声和突兀 at something that nobody else finds funny?
这才是喜剧天才的标志 That's the mark of a comic genius.
容我插一句 我正要说我绝妙的点子呢 Excuse me, I'm trying to tell you my brilliant idea.
我说的不是开头和结尾的音乐 伯比奇 I didn't just mean music at the start and the finish, Burbage --
我说的是贯穿全场 I meant throughout.
把音乐加在整场剧里 你们觉得怎么样 For add music to theatre and what do you have?
- 戏剧音乐 - 对 - Theatrical music. - Yes.
不 不 音乐戏剧 No, no. Musical theatre.
哦 上帝啊 我喜欢它 Oh, my God. I love it.
喜欢什么 康德尔 Love what, Condell?
莎士比亚先生还没具体说他的点子呢 Mr Shakespeare's scarcely begun to explain himself.
不管怎样我就是喜欢 I don't care, I love it anyway.
哪怕仅仅是那两个词 音乐戏剧 Just those two words, "Musical theatre"...
他们说到我的骨子里了 They speak to my soul.
当然 但是我说的是演出时伴上歌声 Of course they do, but I'm talking about a play with songs.
- 有什么不喜欢吗 - 嗯 都不喜欢 - What's not to love? - Um, everything.
让我从头想一下 威廉 Let me think this through, Will.
你是在建议我们找个人来 Are you suggesting that we find somebody
创作出适合你表演的歌曲吗 to write songs to fit your plays?
- 我开始是这样想的 - 嗯 - Well, I thought that at first. - Mm.
和一个作曲家在原创音乐上共同创作 You know, work with a composer on an original score.
但是后来我想 But then I thought,
不 我们需要保证大多数的曲段都能引起轰动 "No -- we need guaranteed hits, lots of them."
那么我们如何能做到这点呢 And how do we get those?
用已有的热门曲目啊 By using songs that are hits already!
对 用圣伯纳德的 Yes! By St Bernard's
一种夹薯条或者布丁的发酵软面包 和蛋糕没有关系
奶油酵母蛋糕那样的方式 对 buttered barm cakes, yes!
我今天太兴奋了 I'm on fire today.
我先是发明了原始的舞台音乐剧 First, I invent the original stage musical,
然后又立刻抛弃了这个想法 and then instantly make it obsolete
因为我又发明了热曲音乐剧 by inventing the greatest hits musical.
跟我说说细节 Talk me through the detail.
好吧 举个例子 Well, how does my Henry VI
我的亨利六世上篇是怎么开始的 Part One open, for example?
以亨利五世的葬礼开始 At the funeral of Henry V,
贝德福德 格洛斯特 埃克塞特 Bedford, Gloucester, Exeter,
沃里克 温彻斯特 Warwick, Winchester,
萨默塞特聚在一起哀悼国王 Somerset are gathered to mourn the King.
每个人都长篇大论了一番 Each speaks at length.
然后一个士兵带来了法国失守的消息 A soldier brings news that France is lost.
接着就是更长的独白 这一场非常长 Further extended monologues ensue. It's a very long scene.
- 非常长 - 疯狂的长 - Very long. - Like, mad long.
一点都不长 It is not long at all.
最多二十五分钟 一会儿就完了 25 minutes at most, and it flies by.
但是 我承认它确实不是 But... I admit that you don't exactly
随便哼哼几句就能结束回家的 go home humming it.
但是想象一下 如果将以十五页的无韵诗开场 But imagine if instead of opening with 15 pages of blank verse,
改为以《现正是五月光阴》开场 we opened with Now Is The Month Of Maying.
天哪 这是一个想法 My God. 'Tis a thought.
真是一个杰出奇妙的想法 A brilliant, magical thought.
我爱 太爱这个想法了 我现在已经想象到了 I love, love, love it. I can see it now...
第一幕 场景一 伦敦 1422年 Act one, scene one, London, 1422.
街道上挤满了可爱的伦敦东区人 The street is filled with lovable Cockney characters.
厚脸皮的街头小子 叫卖小贩 Cheeky street urchins, costermongers.
漂亮的卖花女 Pretty flower girls.
一两个闲逛的纨绔子弟 A perambulating toff or two.
- 新国王走进来 - 开始奏乐 - Enter the new king! - Strike up the players.
然后全体演员合唱《现正是五月光阴》 And the whole company sing Now Is The Month Of Maying!
两分钟之后 全体观众都会站起来 Two minutes later, the entire audience will be on their feet
在空中挥舞着手臂 with their arms swinging in the air.
托马斯·莫利家
我要说 您能邀请我们到漂亮的贵舍来 I must say how very kind it was of you to invite us
真是太好了 莫利先生 to your beautiful home, Mr Morley.
从技术角度来说 这其实不是我家 Technical point -- it's not actually my home.
它属于一家在列支敦士登 It belongs to a subsidiary branch
注册成立的海外控股公司的分公司 of an offshore holding company incorporated in Liechtenstein.
我要强调 是我的会计建议注册这样一个公司 Which is, I must stress, an entirely legal tax arrangement
这完全是为了合法的避税安排 entered into on the advice of my accountants.
是的 当然 毫无疑问 Yes, of course. No doubt.
我只是想做音乐 兄弟 I just want to make music, man.
绝对没问题 如果您允许我们用您的歌 Absolutely. And if you allow us to use your songs,
你也许还能得到一大笔酬劳 then you might also make a great deal of money.
嗯 技术上来说 不完全是我的歌 Yeah, technical point, not actually my songs.
他们的版权归一家于巴登艾森巴赫 The copyrights are owned by a subsidiary branch
注册成立的海外控股公司的分公司所有 of an offshore holding company, incorporated in Baden-Eisenbach.
这家公司是我的会计建议成立的 An entirely legal tax arrangement
完全是为了合法的避税安排 entered into on the advice of my accountants.
我只想做音乐 I just want to make music,
老兄 而且我也爱这个新的方向 man. And I'm loving this new direction.
莫利的音乐剧 非常棒 Morley The Musical. Very cool.
是的 它确实有某种光环 Yes, it does have a certain ring.
不好意思 莫利的音乐剧 Sorry, Morley The Musical?
或者 汤姆 小托 阿汤 Or Tom. Tommo. Tomster.
阿汤的音乐剧 Tomster The Musical.
你认为这个剧应该以你的名字的命名 You think the show should be called after you?
太准确了吗 也许吧 Too on the nose?
那诺里奇男孩的故事怎么样 Could be. What about Norwich Boy?
- 一个有关个人金曲工厂的故事 - 是的 - The story of a one-man hit factory. - Yes...
是的 我都能看到那些廉价座的 Yes, I can see the groundlings
观众们蜂拥而至的场面了 flooding to see that.
我只是想知道这个戏要完全和你有关吗 I was just wondering if the show should be about you at all.
- 有何不可 这是我的音乐剧 - Why not? It's my musical.
- 我们的音乐剧 - 我提供了剧本 - Our musical - I provide the script.
是 你或者其他怪老头 Yeah, you or some other geezer.
什么其他的怪老头 - What other geezer?
我不知道 随便谁 I don't know, anyone.
- 我有自己的人 - 你的人 - I've got people. - People?
对 为我安排处理事情的人 Yeah, people who sort stuff.
比如创造出原创的 Like creating original
- 故事 写出妙趣横生的对白 - 也许吧 - stories and sparkling dialogue? - Could be.
他们是我的手下 他们处理我交代他们做的事 They're my people, they sort what I tell 'em.
举办几场派对 带领人群鼓掌 Organise a few parties, drum up a few grouping slaps.
写一个有着妙趣横生的对白的原创故事 Write an original story with some sparkling dialogue.
这就是为什么我要雇些手下帮我办事 That's why you have people to get stuff sorted.
你们想不想要这份工作 你们谈一谈 You want the gig or not? Have a word.
小心啊 威廉 Have a care, Will.
莫利先生已经创造出了 Mr Morley has created
在基督教世界最价值连城的 the most valuable back catalogue
炙手曲目 in Christendom.
我也写了三部轰动一时的《亨利六世》 And I've written three hits called Henry VI
和仅次于他们的《理查三世》 and a fourth called Richard III.
我承认我的《维洛那二绅士》 I admit that my Verona
《维洛那二绅士》是莎士比亚的早期喜剧作品 于文艺复兴期间的1594年创作
没有产生那么大的影响 piece wasn't as big,
但是它在也仅次于上面四部 but it's that difficult fifth play
它最难能可贵的是 that isn't named after
没有以带数字的君主命名 不是吗 a numbered monarch, isn't it?
问题在于 我才不要写那些俗气的偶像化传记 The point is, I'm not going to write some tawdry hagiography
来美化那该死的托马斯·莫利的形象 designed to massage the ego of Thomas bloody Morley.
然后 最悲哀的是 Then, with deepest sadness,
我就得去委托其他怪老头去写剧本 I must needs commission some other geezer
而你就没有新戏 and you will have no play,
没有收入 进一步而言 你就买不了 no income and be at further from buying
你心心念念的盾徽了 所以 the coat of arms on which you've set your heart, so...
好吧 那就诺里奇男孩吧 Right, so... Norwich Boy it is.
我只想做音乐 老兄 I just want to make music, man.
诗人同行们 学者兄弟们 Fellow poets, brother scholars,
我们今天见面是为了谈论 we meet today in the face of
自从首位小丑向观众坦露臀部之后 perhaps the most heinous attack
也许会对高雅文化 on the high culture since
产生最严重的打击的事情 the first clown showed his bottom to the mob.
我要说得是 莎士比亚先生 I speak of Mr Shakespeare's
要在伦敦排演最上座的 plans to produce in London
音乐剧的计划 a greatest hits musical
这个音乐剧是根据那个恶心的小曲作家 based on the smasheroo madrigals
托马斯·莫利的中毒性情歌创作的 of that loathsome ditty guffer Thomas Morley.
我们一定要阻止这个离经叛道的行为 We must stop this aberration.
情歌是流行音乐 Madrigals are popular music.
剧院不是表演这些大众娱乐的地方 The theatre is no place for popular entertainment.
正是如此 Quite so.
人们称赞我笔下的《修士培根与修士邦吉》 Mine own sublime Friar Bacon And Friar Bungay
英国著名舞台剧
为文学界最难看穿 最难读透 的戏剧 is well known as the most impenetrably obscure drama in all of literature.
破坏我们卓越的才情 We must destroy this heinous
可谓十恶不赦 必须出手阻止 assault on our pre-eminence.
- 怎么阻止 - 您问怎么阻止 先生 - But how? - How, sir?
这些英国人都像被惯坏了的小狮子 Why, in the manner by which
可以为所欲为 为什么 an English pamperloin always gets
权力的滥用 先生们 what he wants -- abuse of privilege, gentlemen.
这是因为权力的滥用 Abuse of privilege.
这个挪威小伙汤米·莫利的故事 So, Norwich Boy -- The Tommy Morley Story
配上他的热曲讲述出来 told through his greatest hits.
- 听起来好极了 - 我同意 - Sounds brilliant - I’d go.
你不会是想把这个写成传记吧 You're going to make it a biography?
这故事听起来有点俗 Sounds a bit cheesy.
凯特 奇怪的是 我感觉音乐剧里 Well, strangely, Kate, I have a feeling that in musical theatre,
俗反而是加分点 being cheesy might turn out to be a bit of a plus.
但是 一开始说要加音乐 But the whole idea was that music would provide the extra element
不是为了让你的喜剧里除了错误 for your comedy of mistakes,
误会和巧合 再多点别的元素吗 misunderstandings and coincidences.
但是莫利坚持这玩意得以他为中心 But Morley insists that it be about him.
我得让这个挪威男孩 Thus must I chronicle the
鼓舞人心的一生载入史册 inspiring life struggle of the Norwich Boy,
塑造他复杂 狂野 孤独的性格 a mixed-up, wild-eyed loner
刻画他带着把鲁特琴 乐呵呵的大梦想家形象 with a crazy dream, a cute smile and a lute.
记载他从诺福克郡唱诗班 His thrill-packed journey
男童打拼到圣保罗的老大 from humble Norfolk chorister
那振奋人心的经历 to chief organist at St Paul's.
这可不振奋人心 It's not very thrill-packed.
在此期间 他的双胞胎兄弟汤米 During which Tommy, and his identical twin Tommy,
以及一位和他长得一模一样的仆人 plus their identical twin servants,
和他在同一座城市现身 turn up in the same city
阴差阳错 他们搞上了彼此的女朋友 and mistakenly hook up with each other's girlfriends.
天哪 莎士比亚先生 难以置信 Oh, my goodness, Mr Shakespeare. That's incredible!
我觉得这个行 Well, I think it'll fit.
这怎么行 这太诡异了 Fit?! It's uncanny!
你是在假设这样的事会发生 You said such a thing could happen and it turns out it has,
而事实是 这样的事情真的会发生 and not only that, it's happened to the very person
而且都发生在你该写部音乐剧的人身上 you are supposed to write a musical about.
真是太渗人了 I mean, that's just spooky!
汤米并不是真的有双胞胎兄弟 Tommy didn't actually have an identical twin,
我只是在剧本里这么写 I'm just going to say that he did.
那不是骗人吗 Well, that's dishonest.
凯特 我在写的是名人传记 Kate, I'm writing a celebrity biography.
骗不骗人有什么关系 What has honesty got to do with it?
自欺欺人的名人传记 A dishonest and self-serving celebrity biog...
但愿你不是想开什么先例吧 I hope you're not setting some kind of precedent?
莫利先生不介意你给他塞个双胞胎兄弟吗 Ain't Mr Morley going to mind you giving him an identical twin?
当然不会 有两个汤米 Of course not. He gets double Tommy,
他会高兴坏了的 我该从哪里开始写呢 he'll love it. Now, where to start?
既然汤米是作曲家 Since Tommy's a composer, why don't you give him
何不把你上回给我看的那句台词给他 that line you showed me?
关于音乐与爱的那句 The one about music and love.
尽情演奏吧 如果这音乐是爱的食粮 If music be the food of love, play on.
完美 Wonderful, that's perfect.
是还不错 Yeah, that is quite good.
纵情演奏吧 向我抛洒这食粮 Give me excess of it that
哪怕超过了我的食量 surfeiting the appetite may sicken and so die.
又奏起了这个调子 它的节奏渐渐消沉 That strain again, it had a dying fall.
仿佛我能听见清风中的甜香 Oh, it came o'er my ear like
那是它拂过一簇紫罗兰 the sweet sound that breathes upon
一边把花香偷走 一边把花香分送 a bank of violets, stealing and giving odour.
你还是只用第一句吧 Maybe just use the first bit.
- 瞧 你老是这样 - 哪样 - See, you always do that. - What?
一想到好台词 Well, you come up with a brilliant one-liner
就画蛇添足 添足 再添足 最后把它毁掉 and then ruin it by going on and on and on.
你该定个规矩 演说最多只能有两句 Speeches should be two lines, tops. Make it a rule.
无论如何 咱们开始 Anyway, let's get on.
这部喜剧以弗所的 In your comedy you have Adriana,
古代小亚细亚城邦
安提夫勒斯的妻子阿德里亚 wife of Antipholus of Ephesus...
现在诺维奇的汤米 Now Tommy of Norwich.
诺维奇 英国城市
误将他丈夫的同胞兄弟锡拉库扎的安提夫勒斯 mistake his identical twin, Antipholus of Syracuse...
锡拉库扎 意大利城市
现在叫他洛斯托夫特的汤米 Now Tommy of Lowestoft.
洛斯托夫特 苏格兰东部港市
认作自己的丈夫诺维奇的汤米 for her husband, Tommy of Norwich.
这时候该来首歌了 诺维奇的汤米 Cue for a song -- Tommy of Lowestoft
在五月的清晨 sings Good Morrow,
用动人的歌喉 向窈窕淑女们问好 Fair Ladies Of The May.
- 太棒了 完美 - 是五月吗 - That's brilliant. Fits perfectly. - Is it May?
- 现在是了 - 很好 - It is now. - Very well.
然后这位锡拉库扎... Next in your comedy, you have the Syracuse...
是洛斯托夫特 Lowestoft.
- 的孪生兄弟 爱上了以弗所 - 诺维奇 - twin falling for the Ephesus... - Norwich.
这位老兄的小姨子 twin's wife's sister, which shocks the wife
女主人大惊 因为她一直以为这人就是他丈夫 because she thinks he's her husband.
没错 她打昏了这个不是他丈夫的汤米 Exactly. She punches out the wrong Tommy
才发现自己认错了人 and, on realising her mistake,
于是唱起了《亲爱的 快醒醒》 tries to revive him by singing Arise,
试图唤醒昏迷中的他 Get Up My Dear.
太棒了 这是我最喜欢的曲子之一 Brilliant. That's one of me favourites.
我实在想不明白 你是怎么想把它插进去的 I couldn't think how you were going to get it into the plot.
这就是我的本事了 宝特姆 Well, that's the job, Bottom, grab the hits and crowbar them in
风马牛不相及也没关系 只管塞进剧本 with a-thin pretence at relevance.
只要在结尾大合唱里全部呼应一遍就好 Then reprise the lot at the end in a great, big sing-along.
我真想知道你是怎么把 Can't wait to see how you fit in
《弗洛拉 让我为你痴狂》写进去的 Flora Wilt Thou Torment Me?
我想过 把弗洛拉作为角色名 Well, I thought about having a character called Flora
让他为弗洛拉的爱饱受煎熬 whose love torments him.
或者就直接把弗洛拉当作花粉热的雅称 Or I could just make it a song about hay fever.
红狮剧场
落寞 贫穷 Alone... Cut off...
孑然一身 居无定所 No friends, no shelter.
莫利 我模仿得像吗 Do you think I have your voice, Mr Morley?
太像了 老头 Brilliant, geezer.
太真实了 那时的我没有钱也没有成就 It's all so true. I was down, I was out...
我父母确实在支持着我 I mean, my parents were supporting me, obviously,
但是为了买第一把鲁特琴 but I had to take a summer job
我还是得去打暑期工 to buy my first lute.
开始吧 我们把这一幕结束掉 Perhaps we could get to the end of the scene?
抱歉 老头 我真觉得赞爆了 Sorry, geezer, just loving it.
汤米的青梅竹马康德尔夫人 Enter Mr Condell as Flora,
也就是弗洛拉上场 Tommy's childhood sweetheart.
我的青梅竹马叫格拉迪斯 My first bird was called Gladys.
所以你是打算写首 In which case you might have thought to write a madrigal called
叫《格拉迪斯 让我为你痴狂》的牧歌吗 "Gladys, Wilt Thou Torment Me?".
你不会 对吧 那我们就按原来有的来 行吗 But since you didn't, we'll just stick to the script, eh?
好的 老头 太爱你了 你说什么都对 All right, geezer. Just loving your work.
音乐 起 And music...
二 三 四 Two, three, four...
# 醒醒啊 亲爱的 你快苏醒 # Arise, get up, my deere, arise
# 我亲爱的马克 你得出发了 # My deere Make hast to be gone thee
# 瞧那新娘 瞧那新娘 # Lo where the bride Lo where the bride
# 夺目的美人达芙妮 # Faire Daphne, bright
# 夺目的美人达芙妮 目光停留你身 # Where the bride faire Daphne bright tarries on thee.
我太喜欢了 I am loving this!
来吧 伦敦 再来一次 Come on, London, one more time!
再来点麦酒 露西小姐 More ale, Miss Lucy!
第一次试演很轰动 他们都喜欢 The first preview was a smash, they loved it.
当然了 伯比奇先生 They certainly did, Mr Burbage.
每个人都说要反复的去看 Everyone says they are going to go again and again.
你接下来应该试试非洲音乐 Ah-ah, eh-eh! You should do an Africa musical next. Hey?
我家乡有很美的和弦音型音乐 My people have wonderful music using polyphonic ostinato.
而且 首尾合唱押韵 Also, call and response choral rhythms.
噢 你可以写个幼狮 Or... you could do a story
迪斯尼动画片《狮子王》中的插曲《I Just Can'T Wait To Be King》
迫不及待要当狮王的故事 about a lion cub who can't wait to be king.
我真觉得人们 I can't really see people
不会想看那样的故事 露西 wanting to watch a story like that, Lucy.
而且 剧院已经满了 诺维奇男孩会流芳百世 Besides which, the theatre is full. Norwich Boy will run forever!
万岁 Hooray!
它的流传已经结束了 伯奇先生 Its run is already over, Mr Burbage.
今天的试演是第一次也是最后一次 Today's preview was the first and last performance.
那你打算如何阻止我们 格林大人 And just how do you intend to stop us, Master Greene?
当然通过滥用我的职权 Why, by abusing my power and my position, of course.
人人都渴望社会地位 尤其是卑微的艺术家 All men crave social status, particularly lowly artists.
我懂了 我来应付 伯比奇 Oh, I get it. I'll handle this, Burbage.
格林大人 你看到我要火起来 So, Master Greene, you see that I have a hit
但你的妒忌之心像传令大师而来 and in your jealousy are come as Master of Heralds
以求通过提供贵族等级取消演出 to offer noble rank in exchange for pulling the show.
好吧 一名绅士绝不会想 Well, 'tis certain a GENTLEMAN could ne'er be associated
与这事有任何瓜葛 with such an endeavour as this.
抱歉 格林 但这没用 Sorry, Greene. But it won't work.
我希望我父亲获取他的家庭盾徽 I would love for my father to gain his family coat of arms,
这是他的最大心愿 which is his dearest wish of all.
但是去他的 But sod him.
我不会取消我最伟大的音乐剧 I will not cancel my greatest hits musical.
万岁 Hurrah!
但是 莎士比亚先生 你小看我了 But, Mr Shakespeare, you misunderstand me.
这跟你无关 This is not about you.
抱歉 老家伙 我要取消演出 Sorry, geezer, I'm pulling the gig.
你不能用我的歌 You can't use my songs.
但是 汤姆 我们火了 But, Tomster, we have a hit.
一个身世飘零的音乐明星想要的 Surely there is nothing that a rocking and a roistering
除了火起来还有什么 popular music star wants more than a hit?
其实 有一件事 伯比奇先生 Well, there is one thing, Mr Burbage.
幸运的是 我可以向女王推荐 And fortunately, I was able to recommend to the Queen
让他封爵 that he gets it.
对吗 汤米爵士 Was I not, SIR Tommy?
没错 干的漂亮 Very nice. Very tasteful. Lovely man.
封爵 他 但这家伙就是个可怜的逃税者 Knighted? Him?! But the bloke's a shameless tax avoider.
我做了很多慈善 I've done a lot of work for charity.
爵士资格主要是表彰汤米的慈善工作 Yes, the knighthood is principally for Sir Tommy's charity work.
我确实做了很多慈善 Which I have done a lot of.
什么 什么慈善 我们怎么不知道 对吧 What? What bloody charity work? We never get told, do we?
为孤儿筹备豪华晚宴 A couple of posh galas for the orphans,
不时为饥荒者准备丰盛晚宴 the occasional sumptuous dinner for the starving.
所以你因逃税和爱炫封爵 So you've been knighted for avoiding tax and showing off?
没错 通常来说 那才是盾徽 Yes, I think that is generally considered to be
获取的合适流程 the proper heraldic process.
上帝 我讨厌这该死的帝王制小岛 God, I hate this sceptred bloody isle!
汤米爵士清楚这世界的运作方式 Sir Tommy understands the way of the world, Mr Shakespeare,
因为 你知道的 他是个绅士 because, you see, he is a gentleman...
而你和你父亲永远别想 something nor you nor your father will ever be.
再见 Good day.
我只是想创作歌曲 I just want to make music, man.
威廉 我们不能让剧院就此消沉 Will, we canst not let the theatre go dark.
我们会被毁了的 We'll be ruined.
好吧 我们可以直接用 Well, we could just do the play straight
冗长的独白表演来取代歌曲 with lengthy monologues instead of songs.
我觉得别无选择 但该用什么名字呢 I suppose we have no choice. But what would you call it?
误解 误会 巧合之喜剧 A Comedy Of Mistakes, Misunderstandings And Coincidences.
基本上 那就是错误之喜剧 Basically, it's just a comedy of errors.
错误 噢 我喜欢 Errors? Oh, I like that!
不错 用来试试 That's good. I'll use that.
误解 A Comedy Of...
误会 巧合 错误之喜剧 .. Mistakes, Misunderstandings, Coincidences And Errors.
太棒了 Brilliant.
埃文河上的斯特拉福德
天哪 回到家真好 God, it's good to be home!
回到我家人温柔的怀抱 Home to the gentle welcoming bosom of my family.
你错过了哈姆尼特的拉丁语课 You missed Hamnet's Latin.
你没拿到我的徽章 You didn't get my coat of arms.
有罪 但我有给苏珊娜带了样东西 Guilty as charged, but I did get something for Susanna.
汤米 莫利的签名内衣 It's an undershirt signed by Tommy Morley.
不再喜欢他了 他过时了 Don't like him any more. He sold out.
怎么这么说 宝贝 How so, my love?
他做了音乐剧 He did a musical.
埃文河上的斯特拉福德
好吧 我们试演了没有歌曲的《错误的喜剧》 Well, we've put on A Comedy Of Errors without songs,
尽管大家都有所疑虑 但实际还是很火的 and, despite everyone's doubts, it's actually a big hit.
太好了 或许你在试着创作音乐剧这点 That's nice. Maybe you were just a bit ahead of your time
有点超前了 trying to invent the musical.
你或许是对的 爱人 You're probably right, wife.
不过 还是很开心的一晚 Still, it was fun for a night.
大家聚在一起 唱啊 笑啊 People gathered together, singing, laughing,
挥舞双臂 尽享美好夜晚 waving their arms in the air, just having a joyful night out.
- 那有什么不对吗 - 是啊 - What's wrong with that? - What indeed?
我希望有一天 在未来的某个时间 I hope that one day, in some future age,
伦敦能到处是剧院 London will be full of
而且都有音乐剧 theatres and they'll all have musicals in them.
这是美好梦想 'Tis a joyful dream.
或者是现实的噩梦 Or a living nightmare.
没错 我想在这点上观点永远不会统一的 Yes. I suppose opinion will always be divided on that one.
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