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翻译： 陈凡 茉莉丸 Beth CCCaroline Cantarella
小心我的尖刺
威廉的伦敦住所
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校对： 傀儡师 后期： susu
宝特姆 把锤子和凿子拿来 Bottom, bring me a hammer and a cold chisel.
这个馅饼太硬了 精灵鞋匠能用这碎屑 This pie crust be so tough, pixie cobblers could use the crumbs
装饰小精灵的舞鞋了 to fashion the fairies' dancing shoes.
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欢迎您自己做个馅饼试试 Could always try cooking a pie yourself,
- 当然 - 是的 宝特姆 - Of course. - Yes, Bottom.
或者第三种方法 Or a third way would be
我雇一个技能与 for me to employ a servant whose skill set
实际工作内容更加相符一点的仆人 comes slightly closer to matching their job description.
给您把更锋利的小刀吧 莎士比亚先生 Let me bring you a sharper knife, Mr Shakespeare.
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别动 先生 闪避 前进 停下 Hold, sirrah! Parry! Advance! Hold!
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舞台打斗是演员各项技能中的关键 Stage fighting is a key skill in the actor's armoury.
没错 这技能 Hmm. Yes. For "Skill",
就是两个装腔作势的自恋狂 read "Two mincing preeners slowly circling each other
在偶尔的剑刃碰撞时 While occasionally hitting
缓缓地互相围着转圈 their swords together with a big clang."
激动人心啊 So exciting!
我知道你渴望扮演我 I know you long to play the ingenue
未完成偶像剧里的无邪少女 in my still unfinished teen romance,
但是女孩是被禁止演戏的 but girls be banned from acting.
但是显而易见 But it's so obvious that
真正的女孩扮演女孩会更好 real girls would be better at playing girls.
是的 因为那样就更有逻辑了 不是吗 Yeah, cos that's just really logical, isn't it?
是的 Um, yes.
可能你觉得我们应让真正的皇帝扮演皇帝 Maybe you think we should get real kings to play the kings,
或者真正的古罗马人扮演古罗马人 or real ancient Romans to play the ancient Romans.
那不是一个意思 That's not quite the same.
或者真正的女巫扮演女巫 Or real witches to play the witches.
- 我明白你想 - 真正的圣乔治参演 - I get what you are trying... - A real St George
圣乔治和龙 for St George and the dragon.
还有真龙 And a real dragon.
真正的军队参演战争 Real armies for the battles.
真正的精灵参演魔法森林 Real fairies for the enchanted woods.
而特修斯与牛头人... Theseus and the Minotaur...
你上哪弄个牛头人去 Where are we going to find a Minotaur?
好了 好了 宝特姆 我明白了 Yes, all right, Bottom, I get it.
那你也知道我是对的了 And you know I'm right, too.
除此以外 女孩在台上 Besides which, a girl on stage
无非就是淫词浪曲 would be nothing but a proslington and a whoreslap.
哈 又一个天才的争论 宝特姆 Ha! Another brilliant argument, Bottom.
因为扮演去世女王的角色所提供的 Because delivering blank verse in the character of a dead queen
无韵诗显然只是 is obviously just code for,
"你好 乖乖 四分之一便士 "Hello, ducks, I'll fondle your
我给你撸一管"的暗号 fandangles for a farthing."
吵架讲脏话是没有用的 Dirty talk won't win your argument.
完成您的偶像剧吧 莎士比亚先生 Finish your great teen romance, Mr Shakespeare.
让我来演朱丽叶吧 Let me be your Juliet.
不行 撇开其他不说 No, Kate. Quite apart from anything else,
我只是觉得公众不会想看到一个爱情故事 I just don't think the public wants to see a love story.
当然不能像你那个《维洛那二绅士》 Certainly not one like your Two Gentlemen Of Verona,
男主角无耻地欺骗了女主角 where the hero brazenly cheats on the heroine
你还让她嫁给了那个混账王八蛋 and yet you have her marry the hornsome bastable anyway.
我需要个圆满结局 I needed a happy ending.
如果您能顺应情节和角色的发展 Well, it might have been nice
而不是在最后胡编乱造 if it had developed out of plot and character
它应该会很圆满 instead of simply being nailed on at the end.
我发誓 那女人是对的 I' faith, the maid is right.
我的确在最后胡编乱造 I did just nail it on at the end.
我只希望我胡编的那节诗能足够隐晦 I canst only hope that the verse with which I nailed it
让后辈能相信 be so obscure that future generations
我天资聪慧 trusting in my genius,
觉得只是他们笨蛋而错过了什么东西 will just think they're being stupid and have missed something.
听着 我很抱歉 凯特 Look, I'm sorry, Kate.
我知道你想扮演朱丽安 - 朱丽叶 I know you want to play Julian. - Juliet.
如我所说 朱丽叶 As I said, Juliet.
我也很乐意看到这场演出 And I would love to see the play performed,
但是 你懂得 剧本永远都在写 but, as you know, it's a work in progress.
已经有个男女主角一起死的结局 I've got my double-death ending,
但是还有很多别的没写 but much else remains unwrit.
比如说 那个讨喜的护士需要更多的台词 For instance, I need a lot more lines for the amusing nurse.
不 别那样做 大人 No! Don't do it, master.
少点台词 相信我 凯特给我读了点 Less lines, trust me. Kate read me a bit.
那个护士让我神经紧张 The nurse really gets on my nerves.
她没完的叽叽歪歪 She could be getting a teeny bit irritating
有点让人生厌 莎士比亚先生 with her endless clucky-duckiness, Mr Shakespeare.
所以她需要更多的台词 Which is why she needs more lines.
你懂我的 抓住一个笑点玩命挖掘 You know my rule. If you're in a comedy hole, keep digging.
我现在不会那样做 I'm not going to do it now.
它是偶像剧 我不能随便安排 It's a romance, and I can't risk
一些亲亲抱抱 a kissy-wissy,
然后上下其手 颠鸾倒凤的 gropey-pokey load of soply old
老掉牙桥段来毁了我的戏 mushington right now.
我的下部戏必会是轰动 你清楚我的梦想 My next play must be a smasheroo. You know my dream.
作为有史以来不置可否的 To be recognised now and for all time
最伟大作家永垂不朽 as indisputably the greatest writer that ever lived,
在斯特拉特福德买套第二大的房子 and to buy the second-biggest house in Stratford.
没错 简言之 就是那样 Exactly. That's it in a nutshell.
"在坚果壳里" 那是什么意思 In a nutshell? What does that mean?
那时我平时杜撰的 Oh, 'tis one of the numerous inspired phrases
无数即兴短语之一 which I am wont to coin
我确信它会成为常用习语 and which I'm confident will enter the common idiom.
好吧 祝"在坚果壳里"好运 Well, good luck with "In a nutshell",
In a nutshell 简而言之 总的来说
因为我觉得它很蠢 cos I think it's stupid.
我是说 坚果壳里根本 I mean, you couldn't
里什么都放不进去 really get anything at all inside a nutshell,
因为它们非常非常小 cos they are very, very small...
还装满了坚果 and also full of nut.
看字面就知道 The clue is in the name.
你的洞察力 宝特姆 一无是处 Your observations, Bottom, are... neither here nor there.
- 另一个短语 - 对 刚想出来的 - Is that another one? - Yes, just invented it.
要说会讲话 这世上其他人跟我比都算哑巴 When it comes to language, the world's mine oyster.
实际上 我这么聪明 我能以太 In fact, I'm so clever, I could end up with...
多美好收尾 too much of a good thing.
- 或者你该歇歇了 - 停不下来 - Maybe you should stop now. - Can't.
它们就是忽然浮现脑海 They just pop up all of a sudden,
但平心而论 but give the devil his due,
我的疯狂是有技巧的 there's method in my madness.
- 真的 住口吧 - 为什么 - Really, stop it. - Why?
毫无疑问 它们会让您眼花缭乱 'Tis a foregone conclusion that they'll leave you bedazzled
如坐针毡 and in stitches
不久以后你会感到呼吸愈加困难 and before long you'll be demanding more with bated breath.
世界就是您的牡蛎 The world's your oyster?
为什么那是好事 Why would that be a good thing?
有些隐晦 管他呢 我要破坏我清白的名声 Tad obscure. What the dickens? I'll spoil my spotless reputation.
累了吧 我眼都没眨过 Must be tired. I didn't... sleep one wink.
如果我不小心 你会让我瞎忙活一通 If I'm not careful, you'll send me packing on a wild goose chase
然后人间蒸发或者死翘翘 and I'll vanish into thin air or be dead as a doornail.
闭嘴 Stop it!
我认真的 I really mean it.
您非常聪明 莎士比亚先生 You're very clever, Mr Shakespeare,
但却是个糟糕的炫耀者 but you can be an awful show-off.
但是有优良的品德 But with... A heart of gold.
没有 就是爱炫 No! Just a show-off!
啊 问题就在这里 Aye, there's the rub.
闭嘴 Stop it!
实际上 我碰巧知道 "死翘翘" And actually, I happen to know you didn't originate the phrase
- 并不是源自您 - 就是我 - "Dead as a doornail". - I bloomin' did.
不是您 是威廉·朗格兰在他的 You bloomin' didn't. William Langland did
中古英语寓言叙事诗农夫皮尔斯里编造的 in his Middle English allegorical narrative poem Piers Plowman.
恐怕 被这个麻烦的小妞儿说中了 I' faith, the bothersome girl is right.
我最得意的词句是从前人的作品和习惯用语中 Filched have I some of my finest phrases from prior sources
借鉴过来的 and common usage.
我只能期盼随着时间的迁移 I can only hope that as years go by,
最初的来源会淡出大众的记忆 the original derivation will fade from memory...
这样我就能独揽功劳了 .. and I'll get all the credit.
别管郎格兰了 But never mind Langland.
我们刚说到你要写一部新剧 We were talking about you writing a new play.
是的 抱歉 但我不打算写 Yes, well, I'm sorry,
年轻人那些情情爱爱的事 but it's not going to be my teen romance.
我需要设计一个卖点 I need to design a hit.
女人都喜欢看戏剧 Women love theatre,
所以我要创作一个能引起她们共鸣的女主角 so of course I must write a heroine that will appeal to them.
- 感情丰沛 - 我喜欢 - Gutsy. - I like that.
- 坚强又独立 - 爱死了 - Tough and independent. - Love that.
- 聪慧又倔强 - 剽悍 - Witty and headstrong. - Feisty!
剽悍 凯特 我不懂你在说什么 Feisty, Kate? I know not what you mean.
这是个外来词吗 Be it a foreign term?
不 No.
我在模仿你 创造新词 剽悍 I'm doing what you do, creating a new word "feisty"
用来形容感情丰富 独立又倔强的女性 to refer to a gutsy, independent, headstrong woman.
马马虎虎吧 Hmm. Not sure.
这词太棒了 It's brilliant.
甚至 我还有点担心会不会被滥用 In fact, I'm a bit worried it'll end up getting overused
最终变成陈词滥调了 to the point of banality,
到时候哪个母夜叉都能用这个词 eventually being appropriated by any loudmouth harridan who seeks
来粉饰自己 其实内里不过 to lend an empowering gloss
是个口活不错的婊子 to being a gobby bitchslap.
造新词的活儿最好还是留给我干吧 凯特 Hmm. Perhaps best leave new words to me, Kate,
因为"剽悍"这种词是火不起来的 because "Feisty" Just ain't going to fly.
然而最终火起来了
不管怎么说 你要创作一个 However she is referred to, you are going to create
一个既强大而且又是女人的女性角色 太好了 a strong woman who is both strong and a woman... bravo!
没错 而且我将要打压她 虐待她 羞辱她 Yes. And then I'm going to crush, abuse and humiliate her.
打压 虐待 为什么 Crush, abuse? But why?
因为尽管女人喜欢看戏剧 Because while women may love the theatre,
却是男人负责给的票钱 'tis men who pay for entry.
所以我脑子里想的是来一场雌雄争霸 And thus have I in mind a sort of battle of the sexes,
而结果就是这个强悍的女人被男人驯服了 where a strong woman is tamed by a man.
我竟无言以对 I have no words.
还好啦 凯特 我就是干这个的 Yes, well, luckily, Kate, that's my job.
露西的酒馆
我是来找你的 露西小姐 I have come to see you, Mistress Lucy,
因为你是一位强大的女性 because you are a strong woman.
你独立自强 还有自己的小生意 You have independence, your own business.
你是怎么做到的 How did you do it?
我把那个奴役我的杂种的老二剪了下来 I cut off the penis of the cur who enslaved me,
偷了他的金子 在蒂尔伯里逃上了船 stole his gold, jumped ship at
英国的一个港口
来到这里买下了酒馆 Tilbury and bought a pub.
恐怕没有哪一点能有助我上台演戏 I'm not sure any of that will help me get onto the stage.
女性上台演戏是违法的 Pah! Lady acting is against the law,
凯特 因为法律讨厌女性 Kate, because the law hates women.
你唯一的希望就是 Your only hope is to do
像我这样 利用男人来得到你想要的 as I did... use a man to get what you need.
哎哟 威廉·莎士比亚是你的朋友呢 Oh, ho! Will Shakespeare is your friend.
怎么 你觉得我应该 Why, you think I should
- 剪掉莎士比亚先生的老二 - 不不不 - Cut off Mr Shakespeare's penis? - No, no, no.
让他帮你就行了 Just get him to help you.
说服他写一个高尚的女性角色 并且让他相信 Persuade him to write a sublime female lead and convince him
只有你才能演好这个角色 that only you can play it.
说得对 但要怎么做 Oh, yes. But how?
哎哟哟 凯特 Ah, ah, eh, eh, Kate.
你可是个女人 You are a woman.
女人总有特别的办法来说动男人 A woman has special skills to move a man.
等等 你觉得我应该给他绣一个坐垫套子 Wait, you think I should embroider him a cushion cover?
我看能行 I suppose it might work.
埃文河上的斯特拉特福德
我回来了 夫人 Home am I, wife.
尽情欢呼吧 为父回来了 Let joy be unbounded. Father is returned.
旅途还愉快吗 亲爱的 Good journey, love?
应该算是有趣吧 安 Well, it's funny you should say that, Anne,
你怎么就确定直到现在 because you know how up until
我都不曾有过一次愉快的旅行呢 now I have never, ever had a good journey?
说得对 Yes.
好吧 惊奇的是 Well, amazingly...
我还真没有过 .. I still haven't.
我全程都要站着 I had to stand the whole way.
这两天我的脸都朝着别人的腋窝 Two days with my face in the armpit of a man
那人汗腺里流出来的一定是尿 who appeared to be actually sweating urine.
我都快臭晕了 I am knackmangled.
苏珊娜 拿酒和馅饼来 Susanna, bring ale and pie.
你自己去拿 别理我 Get it yourself! Leave me alone.
我想死的心都有了 闭嘴 I want to die. Shut up!
别在意她 威廉 她比平常时候更敏感了一些 Don't mind her, Will. She is a bit more sensitive than usual.
她正承受着作为女人每个月 She hath taken up that burden which every woman must carry
都必须承受的痛苦 at the journey of each moon.
我懂了 Oh, I see.
- 你妈说你大姨妈来了 苏 - 闭嘴 - Mum says you've started your periods, Sue. - Shut up!
怎么了 我说错什么了 What? What did I say?
我滴个亲娘啊 夫君 God's bouncing boobingtons, husband!
作为一个自翊世界上最伟大的诗人的家伙来说 For a bloke who reckons himself to be the world's greatest poet,
你的看人眼色的能力和敏感度真是 you've got about as much tact and sensitivity
和穆穆夫人家的傻子不相上下 as Mrs Moo-Moo's flatumungous arsington!
总之 她不是说苏珊娜女人的那档子事 She's not talking about Susanna's women's business, anyway.
是说她的性格 这妞儿太不一般了 It's her character. The girl is totally out of control.
感情丰富而且倔强 She is so gutsy and headstrong.
很剽悍 Feisty.
真是个不错的词 是你新创的吗 Oh, that's a really good word. A new one of yours?
没错 Yes.
正试着用用看 Just trying it out.
好吧 她确实很剽悍 Well, she is feisty all right.
但这对一个黄花闺女来说可不是什么好事 And 'tis is not a goodling look for a maid.
你就不应该教她读书识字 You should never have taught her to read.
女人没必要像我们男人这样博学多才 Women aren't supposed to be all sophisticated like us men.
重点是 And the thing is
我们家朱迪斯长得可爱 our Judith be so sweet
人又亲切 大家都喜爱她 and kind that all do love her,
要是朱迪斯嫁出去了 and it would be awful if
而苏留下来当个老处女 那就糟糕了 Judith were married and Sue left an old maid.
对于单身女人来说 生活太不容易了 Life is dangerous for a single woman,
尤其是聪明的女人 particularly a clever one.
她们可是会被当成女巫的 They be suspected of being witches.
欧洲中世纪时 老年的单身女性往往被认为是女巫 会被判处死刑
因为她们大多数确实是女巫 Because most of them are witches.
苏需要找个丈夫 Sue will need a husband.
但谁愿意收了这个剽悍小婊砸呢 But who will have the feisty little bitchington?
我人还在这呢 你们看不见嘛 I am still here, you know!
要不 这样行不行 Well, what about this for an idea?
要是朱迪斯又漂亮又受欢迎 If Judith be so pretty and popular
而苏却是个剽悍的小婊砸的话 and Sue such a feisty little bitchington...
要不我 作为一位严父 .. then why do not I, a stern father,
宣布哪个年轻小伙想要获取 announce that any young knave
我们家朱迪的芳心的话 who doth tip his cap to our Judy
就必须先找到一个愿意迎娶苏的人 must first find another who will take our Sue?
威廉 现实世界可不是戏剧舞台 Will, all the world is not a stage
现实中的男男女女也不是戏子 and all the men and women ain't merely players.
这话说得有点狠了 亲爱的 Bit of a tortured image, my love.
通过朱迪给苏找对象或许在你的喜剧里行得通 Setting Sue up through Judy might work in one of your comedies,
但是在现实生活里可不行 but it won't work in the real world.
你说得对 你说得太对了 这想法太棒了 You're right. You are absolutely right. And it's brilliant.
棒 我是在说你那馊主意 Brilliant? I've just said your stupid plan
并不能阻止苏孤独终老 被人同情 遭人白眼 won't stop Sue ending up isolated, pitied, despised
一辈子当个异类啊 and endangered for life.
对 但是你提醒了我 这是喜剧情节 Yes, but you also said that it would work in a comedy,
那我就让它在喜剧里发生 and it absolutely would.
红狮剧场
抱歉 格林先生 I am sorry, Mr Greene.
我知道您迫切希望 I know you are anxious to see staged
邦吉与培根重新登上舞台 a revival of your Bungay And Bacon.
是培根与邦吉 Bacon And Bungay.
《修士培根与修士邦吉》 英国著名舞台剧
但我们期待的是莎士比亚先生的新作 But we await a new play by Mr Shakespeare.
莎士比亚 莎士比亚 Shakespeare? Shakespeare!
你这乳臭未干的臭小子 还想来我这分一杯羹 Ever doth the upstart Crow peck at my botty buttocks.
写剧本比母鸡下蛋还快 凭这个就想咒你 Curse him for his feverish fertility,
我迟早要把你干掉 but I will finish him yet.
记住 先生 我才是喜剧界的王者 Remember, sir, but I am Master of Revels.
恐怕那个笨拙的可怜虫拿出的新作品 Perchance when the oafish bum-snot delivers his play,
会被我封杀 I will find excuse to deny it license.
格林先生 您这样就过分了 You overstep yourself, Mr Greene.
我是伦敦数一数二的演员和出品人 I am London's leading actor-manager
绝非孤立无援 and not without friends.
除非威廉的新剧辜负我们的期望 Unless William's new play be actual treason,
我保证 你下手封杀之前就会被我弄死 I will see you hanged before 'tis denied license!
你们演员啊 总觉得自己有多了不起 You actors think yourself so special,
是吧 伯比奇先生 do you not, Mr Burbage?
还有你 康德尔先生 You likewise, Mr Condell!
还有我 厉害得不要不要的 And me. I'm mad special.
自以为是 You flatter yourself that
真以为你们能影响社会 影响政局 you have social and political influence.
呵呵呵呵 Well, ha!
别忘了 你们不过是戏子 You would do better to remember that you are naught
与浓妆艳抹 倚门卖俏 but preening lovey-kissies,
的风尘女子无异 puffed-up, strutty, shouty boys
根本就是一群令人生厌的人 who people actually find quite irritating.
小子 别跟我做对 告辞 Do not make an enemy of me, sirrah. Good day.
浓妆艳抹 倚门卖俏 Puffed-up, strutty, shouty boys?!
风尘女子 多么狠毒的诽谤 Preening lovey-kissies? Outrageous slur!
是有点像你们俩 Well, you two are a bit.
闭嘴 肯佩 演员当然了不起 当然有影响力 Shut up, Kempe. Of course actors are special and influential.
非常了不起 非常有影响力 Hugely special and influential.
- 了不起得不要不要的 - 没错 - Mad special and influential. - Yes, it's a great burden,
任重而道远 a deep responsibility.
我十分赞同 I feel it very deeply.
我们有责任让这影响力好好发挥作用 Yes. We have a duty to use our influence for good.
比如 指出贫穷之可怖 To point out, for instance, that poverty is horrid.
暴行之残酷 And that cruelty is cruel.
正是 Absolutely.
演员肩负重任 Actors have an enormous responsibility to point out
需指出贫穷之可怖 暴行之残酷 that poverty is horrid and cruelty is cruel.
演员不说 谁能想到 Cos otherwise, who'd know?
我真觉得没人想得到 I doubt it would occur to people.
当然没人想得到 Of course it wouldn't.
威廉的伦敦住所
- 在帕多瓦- 那是哪儿 - 不知道 - So, we are in Padua, right? - Where's that? - Dunno.
意大利吧 也可能是我的脑子编的 Italy, I think, but I may have made it up.
我十四岁就辍学了 I left school at 14.
地理我学得不精 I don't do geographical detail.
你可得小心了 威廉 很久很久以后 You should watch that, Will.
你离开这个世界之后 Centuries after you're gone,
人们可能会因为这个 people may use it to claim you were too thick
觉得你的剧本不是你自己写的 to have written your own plays.
别瞎说了 吉特 Don't be absurd, Kit.
只有失意的妄想家才会有这种天真的想法 The idea that I never wrote my plays could only appeal
觉得我的剧不是我自己写的 to the sort of naive fact-adverse fantasist who claims
他们还觉得那拨道士是为了让亨利三世难看 that the monks sacked their own monasteries
把自己的修道院砸了的呢 to make Henry VIII look bad
他们还觉得那人从来没走上过新大陆呢 and that man never walked on the New World.
我觉得他没有 I don't believe he did.
我觉得罗利是在卡特福德的一个花园里 I think Raleigh faked the potato in a garden shed in Catford
英国航海家 作家
杂交了大头菜和萝卜 by crossing...
弄出了土豆 .. by crossing a turnip with a radish.
你个疯疯癫癫 脑袋不灵光的下等人 Then you are an insane, conspiracy-mad coatspotter
幸而你这样的无知者 and I can only thank benign Providence
永远没有机会手握重权 感谢上苍 that ignoramuses like you will never wield political influence.
好的 在帕多瓦的路森修想要娶比安卡 So, we are in Padua and Lucentio wants to marry Bianca...
美丽 善良 忠诚 beautiful, sweet, obedient and, of course,
当然 也像草场上一坨新鲜的牛粪一样 as hot and steaming as a fresh
火辣得让人喘不过气 cowpat in a frosty meadow.
- 我喜欢 - 是我的菜 - I must say, I like her. - My kind of girl.
你不觉得给这个形象 You don't think it might
加点别的小细节 会更好一些吗 be nice to give her a few tiny extra elements?
- 你说什么样的小细节 凯特 - 不懂 - What elements did you have in mind, Kate? - I don't know.
丰富一下性格 人格之类的 A character, maybe? A personality.
凯特 你没在听我说 Kate, you weren't listening.
我说过了 她温和善良忠实 而且身材火辣 I told you. She is mild, sweet, obedient and hot.
你还想 想加什么性格和人格 How much character and personality do you want?
伙计 不得不说你这把要大获全胜了 I must say, you are on to a winner here, mate.
潇洒的路森修爱上了热辣的 Cool Lucentio falls for
比安卡最后娶她为妻 hot Bianca and marries her.
完美的剧情 大功告成 走吧 喝酒去 Perfect plot, job done. Let's go to the pub.
可是我还没讲完呢 这不是故事的全部 Oh, but I'm not finished. That's not all of it.
已经够了 见好就收 You've got enough. Quit while you're ahead.
我和你说过很多次了 That's what I keep saying.
你老是 "这样" You do this all the time.
把事情变得太复杂 Overcomplicate things.
你每次想到男主遇到女主 You've come up with a perfectly nice plot of boy meets girl,
得到女主的完美剧情 boy gets girl,
都要再加点狗屁不通的桥段把它毁掉 and then you ruin it with all your usual rubbish
什么认错自己丈夫啦 荒唐的巧合啦 of mistaken identities, absurd coincidences,
还有超自然现象 supernatural interventions.
爱人带上薄薄的面具 People not recognising their own lovers
他们就认不出来了 cos they are wearing tiny, tiny masks.
太傻了 It's just daft.
其实 我觉得莎士比亚先生的 Actually, I think Mr Shakespeare's
剧情已经太复杂了 plot be already too complex.
是吗 凯特 怎么说 我明明才刚刚开始讲 Really, Kate? How so? I've scarce begun it.
男主遇到女主 男主得到女主 Well, boy meets girl, boy gets girl.
你为什么不直接说从男主拥有女主 Why not just say boy owns girl
让剧情从这里开始 and leave it at that?
或许你可以让你的女主角 Perhaps displaying your
穿上妩媚动人的衣服 躺在男主角的笼子里 leading lady alluringly clad and in a cage?
这主意还不赖 Actually, that's not a bad idea.
听着 我不需要什么新的主意 Look, I don't need a new idea,
或者新的情节 复杂也好不复杂也罢 or a new plot, complex or otherwise.
我有一个完美的设定 路森修爱比安卡 I've got a plot and it's brilliant. Lucentio loves Bianca.
但是比安卡有个姐姐 But Bianca has a sister,
凯瑟琳 与比安卡完全相反 Katherine, who be all that Bianca is not.
她大胆 好斗 坚定自信 有时固执己见 She be bold, assertive, opinionated, feisty.
我能演她吗 Can I play her?!
不行 凯特 No, Kate.
理所当然 没人想娶她 So, of course, no-one would dream of marrying her.
当然 除非是个疯子 Well, obviously. You'd have to be insane.
然而 比安卡和凯瑟琳的父亲宣称 Thus, Bianca and Katherine's dad declares
想要娶善良的比安卡 that none may marry sweet Bianca
就必须先想办法把凯瑟琳给嫁出去 until he has off-loaded bolingbroke-busting Katherine.
这就有意思了 Now this is good.
路森修的哥们派楚丘上场 Enter Lucentio's pal Petruchio,
这是个迷人但有些窝囊的小伙 a charming but feckless fellow.
已经爱上他了 Loving him already.
他需要一个发家的机会 并不在意娶的是谁 He needs a fortune and he doesn't care who he marries to get it.
就喜欢这种无赖 What a rogue. My kind of guy.
他要了凯瑟琳 He offers to take Katherine
并开始改造重塑她的人格 他不让她吃东西 and commences to break her spirit by starving her,
不让她穿衣服 还成日成夜地不让她睡觉 refusing her clothing and depriving her of sleep for days on end.
完美 That's perfect!
凯瑟琳是不是在夜里用一把带锈的刀 And does Katherine cut this pervert's throat in the night
划开了这个变态的喉咙 with a rusty knife?
没有 她欣然接受了改造 No. She allows herself to be happily broken
很快 丈夫说什么 and is soon hilariously
她都滑稽夸张地点头 agreeing with everything her husband says.
我从中得到了许多乐趣 I have a lot of fun with that.
被驯服到临界于痴呆的顺从 Driven to a compliance bordering on dementia,
凯瑟琳承认了那太阳其实是月亮 Katherine accepts that the sun is the moon
那老人其实是美丽的少女 and that an old man is a beautiful young maiden.
那会是个大笑料的 That's going to get a big laugh, that.
悍妇变成了满口胡话的傻瓜 大爱这剧情 Bossy bird goes raving tonto. Love it!
我已经要笑死了 I'm chuckling already.
无论如何 路森修娶了比安卡 Anyway, Lucentio marries
凯瑟琳嫁给了派楚丘 Bianca and Katherine marries Petruchio,
而且在婚礼上 改头换面的悍妇 and at the wedding, the reformed harridan
说了一段很长的独白 delivers a lengthy monologue about
讲述女人要对男人唯命是从 women being obedient to men.
什么 还有道德说教 What, there's even a moral?
真不知道你是怎么想到这些的 威廉 I don't know how you do it, Will.
对 我得说 这部戏会火爆的 Yeah, I've got to say, it's a winner.
它会成为你至今为止最受欢迎的戏剧 It'll be your most popular comedy yet.
莎士比亚先生 拜托 不要写这个骇人的故事 Mr Shakespeare, please, do not write this appalling story.
太晚了 Too late.
我在从酒馆来的路上已经写好了 Did it on the coach from Stratters.
已经在伯比奇手上 Burbage has it now.
它叫《驯悍记》 It's called The Taming Of The Shrew.
《驯悍记》莎士比亚早期的幽默喜剧 描写文艺复兴时期夫妻关系中男女平等还是男尊女卑的问题
哦 有史以来最好的书名 完毕 Oh! Best title ever. End of!
我创造了一个新词 I have invented a new phrase,
莎士比亚先生 专门为你所创 Mr Shakespeare, especially for you.
真的吗 凯特 真是受宠若惊 Really, Kate? That's very flattering.
是的 没错 - Yes, it is.
因为你的强健 好像由铁链打造一般 For you are strong, as if made from chain,
激动人心 好像庆典一般 exciting, like a pageant.
你从无名到崛起 脱颖而出 像一座水上之城 You have risen up from nowhere, as if a city on water.
你是导航明灯 也是人之本心 You are a guiding light and the very heart of a man.
你的话真让我感动 亲爱的凯特 Your words move me, sweet Kate,
但是我非常乐意知道那些是什么意思 but I would fain know their meaning.
为何 盔甲由链子链接而成 庆典实则是表演 Why, mail is made from chain, a pageant is a show.
水上之城除了威尼斯都毫无意义 The city on water be naught but Venice.
导航明灯是颗明星 The light that guides is
而人之本心则是他的灵魂 a star and the heart of a man is his soul.
把他们结合到一起 你会得到 Put them all together and you get...
大男子主义的混蛋 Male chau-venist... ar-se... hole.
你自己想想吧 I'll leave it with you.
红狮剧场
来吧 来吧 你这只黄蜂 我想你太生气了 Come, come, you wasp. I' faith, you are too angry.
如果我像只黄蜂 那么你最好小心我的刺 If I be waspish, best beware my sting.
谁不知道黄蜂哪里有刺 Who knows not where a wasp does wear his sting?
在它的尾部 In his tail!
在它的舌尖 In his tongue!
- 哦 我觉得这太棒了 - 没错 - Oh, I do think this is good. - Yes.
这是他最好笑的作品了 It's his funniest thing yet.
而这也是对女王殿下的侮辱 Which is an insult to the person of Her Majesty!
对女王的侮辱 怎么会是侮辱 小子 An insult to the Queen? How be insulting, sirrah?
为何 因为说了女性性别的坏话 Why, by speaking ill of her sex,
这犯了叛国罪 'tis very treason.
我甚至不会像她提起这部戏以供参考 I shall not even offer it up for her consideration.
这不公平 格林先生 This be not fair, Mr Greene.
这是一部无害的戏剧 你心知肚明 The piece is a harmless comedy, and you know it.
你这是在滥用职权 先生 You overstep your authority, sirrah.
我想你知道该怎么做了 I think you know what to do.
《修士培根与修士邦吉》 Bacon And Bungay.
伊丽莎白时期罗伯特 格林所作的一部戏剧
日安 Good day.
呃 早上好凯特 威廉在家吗 Ah, morrow, Kate. Will home?
他回斯特拉福德了 马洛先生 He has gone back to Stratford, Mr Marlowe.
哦 真可惜 现在他的《驯悍记》在排演之中 Oh, shame. Now his Shrew is in rehearsal,
我要再次采取行动去说服他 I was going to have another stab at persuading him
把他的《爱德华二世》给我 to give me his Edward II?
也许他自己还需要 He may need it himself.
格林拒绝让他那部恶劣的 Mr Greene refuses to show his awful,
有毁谤色彩的剧为女王演出 abusive play to Her Majesty
因为害怕会因为对女性的恶劣态度而冒犯到她 for fear of offending her with its dreadful attitude to women.
那个捣乱鬼会用任何理由反对他的 That bastable will use any excuse.
在我看来 格林先生倒是帮了莎士比亚先生 It seems to me that Mr Greene has done Mr Shakespeare a favour,
因为格罗丽亚娜以她的性别为荣 for Gloriana is a proud member of her sex,
她看到女性受到如此冒犯 and her wrath to see women so offended
那怒火也许是很可怕的 might have been terrible.
你这样认为么 我不确定 You think? Not sure.
也许你不怎么了解女人 马洛先生 Perchance you don't know much about women, Mr Marlowe.
呃 差不多是吧 尤其是女王 Er, kind of do. Particularly queens.
尤其是红发莉斯 Especially Ginger Liz.
丽斯是伊丽莎白的昵称
好吧 亲爱的 我们并没有失去一切 Well, my love, all is not lost.
我忽然想到 至少我可以用 It occurred to me that I could at least use the work
我创作的这部剧来帮助我们的苏 I've done on my play to help our Sue.
怎么做 老公 How so, husband?
为何 去驯服她 老婆 Why, to tame her, wife, as
就像派楚丘驯服悍妇一样 Petruchio does tame the shrew.
这方法绝对管用 I can't see how it can fail.
明天我们就开始驯服苏 Tomorrow we begin the taming of the Sue.
你听到我刚说了什么吗 Did you see what I did there?
我只是来感谢你救了威廉一命 I just came round to thank you for saving Will's life.
我是说 我知道你讨厌他的才华 I mean, I know you hate his gutlings,
所以你的行为很伟大 so it was big of you.
救了莎士比亚一命 马洛先生 Saving Shakespeare's life, Mr Marlowe?
我不知道你是什么意思 I know not what you mean.
为何 因为你不同意 Why, by refusing to show
为女王上演他那离经叛道 煽动叛乱的新戏 the Queen his traitorous, seditious new play.
离经叛道 煽动叛乱 Traitorous? Seditious?
- 它只是一部愚蠢的性喜剧 - 是吗 - It be but a foolish sex comedy. - Yeah.
有关一个强悍的聪慧的坚决的女性拒绝出嫁 About a strong, clever, determined woman who refuses to marry,
同时众人都会见证 最终她还是出嫁了 whilst all around would see her wed.
这让你想起谁了 Remind you of anyone?
我的亲娘哎 God's boobikins.
我懂你的意思了 I catch your thought.
我怎么会没有关注到这点 How did I not spot this?
我只想到为我自己去搁置他的戏 I thought only to set aside his play for mine,
但是现在看来乌鸦确实逃不出我的手心了 but now I see the Crow is truly in my clutches.
我终于跟他要了结了 I will be done with him for ever.
我能再要一点培根吗 Can I have another bit of bacon?
看我的 老婆 开始驯服了 Mark me, wife... let the taming begin.
培根 不行 我要看着你饿肚子 Bacon? Never. I will see thee starve.
什么 你好奇怪啊 闭嘴 给我培根 What? You're so weird. Shut up. Give me bacon.
为何 亲爱的苏珊娜 Why, sweet Susanna,
这个培根可配不上一个如此迷人的女孩 this bacon be not good enough for one so charming.
他脑子进水了吗 Is he pisslingtoned?
你真是个混蛋 You are such an arse-mungel.
混蛋 是吗 Arse-mungel, am I?
善良的苏骂我是个混蛋 Kind Sue doth dub me arse-mungel.
哦 那么全世界都会称我是个混蛋的 Oh, that all the world would call me arse-mungel.
你是个混蛋 You're an arse-mungel.
精彩的部分来了 It's going brilliantly.
女孩要被我滑稽的互相矛盾的行为搞混了 The girl be all confused by my hilariously contrary manner.
爸爸为什么这么奇怪 让他停下来 Why has Dad gone all weird? Tell him to stop.
为何 女儿 看看窗外 Why, daughter, look through the window.
那是不是你从未见过的美丽的明月 Is it not the most beautiful moon you ever saw?
是太阳 爸爸 这是早上 你没事吧 It's the sun, Dad. It's morning. Are you all right?
是月亮 女儿 因为我是你的主人 你的父亲 'Tis the moon, daughter, because I am your lord and father
而且我说它就是月亮 and I say 'tis the moon!
好吧 那是月亮 谁在乎呢 All right, it's the moon. Who cares?
随便吧 你为什么表现的这么奇怪 Whatever! Why are you being weird?!
看到吗 老婆 生效了 See, wife, it's working.
她承认了太阳其实是月亮 She doth own the sun to be the moon.
女孩有被如此驯服过吗 Was ever a girl so tamed?
现在 再用我闪光的智慧戏弄她一次 Now, to trick her once again with my sparkling wit.
苏珊娜 看到坐在你奶奶旁边的 Susanna, spy you that pretty maid
漂亮的少女了吗 sat next to Granny?
她不是个芳香的美人吗 Be she not a fragrant beauty?
你说对了 老公 我们的儿子是脑子进水了 You're right, husband. Our son be pisslingtoned.
- 你是说爷爷 - 不是爷爷 孩子 - You mean Grandad? - Not Grandad, child.
因为爷爷是一个满脸皱纹的老头 For Grandad is a wrinkly old man
他的脸已经和被拍扁的阴囊没什么两样了 with a face like a slapped scroting sac.
这明明是一个鲜嫩的少女 'Tis a fresh-faced maid.
行吧 是少女 你说什么就是什么 All right, it's a maid. Have it your way!
我无所谓 别再神经兮兮的了 I don't care! Stop being weird!
看吧 我驯服了悍妇 A-ha! And so the shrew be tamed.
悍妇 Shrew?
你们一定都在奇怪 You no doubt all thought it passing strange that I be
我对苏珊娜为何如此反常 so contrary with Susanna?
悍妇 Shrew?
但必须承认 我这么做 But now must own that by such tricks have
确实让她不那么强势了 I cured her of her feistiness
把她变成了一个温顺可爱的姑娘 and made of her a sweet and pliant maid.
你说我是悍妇 Shrew?!
变成一个对父亲言听计从的姑娘 A girl who will agree with everything her father says
有朝一日她的丈夫取代我成为她的新主人 and thus also the husband
那她也会听丈夫的话 who will one day replace me as her master.
干得不错吧 我真是厉害 Job done. God, I'm good.
你是这个世界上最烂的人 You are the worst person in the whole world!
我知道大家都觉得我是个讨厌的贱人 I know everyone else thinks I'm a gobby bitchington.
但我以为至少你会尊重我 But I thought at least you respected me,
但你却叫我悍妇 and now you're calling me a shrew?!
我恨你 我恨你 别再跟我说话 I hate you! I hate you! Don't ever talk to me ever again!
干得不错 Well, that went well.
好的吧 Yes, well...
说不定还得再来一两个疗程 It may be that the taming will require one or two more
才能把她治好 witty contradictions before it takes full effect.
早上好 S夫人 Morning, Mrs S, Mr and
还有莎翁和太太 有麦酒和派吗 Mrs S Senior. Any ale and pie?
我从伦敦连夜赶来 I've ridden overnight from London.
当然有 马洛先生 - Of course, Mr Marlowe.
吉特 什么仙风把你给吹来了 Kit! What in the name of Titania's tiny toenails brings you here?
Titania是仲夏夜之梦中仙后的名字
我是来叫你从乡下 To tell you to get your sweet country arsington
启程回剧院的 back to the theatre.
我哄格林让他给女王看你的驯悍记了 I tricked Greene into showing the Queen your Shrew.
真的吗 - Really?
怎么做的 他说剧本会惹怒女王 How? He swore it would offend her.
没错 我告诉他远不止这么简单 Aye, coz, but I told him it would do worse than that.
剧情还可以被看成是 I pointed out it could even be construed
影射女王自己被迫结婚的经历 as a call for Gloriana herself to be tamed and forced to marry.
伊丽莎白一世终生未婚 遭到当时舆论非议
我的妈啊 Oh, my God!
这我还真没意识到 That never even occurred to me.
- 好吧 - 你害惨我了 - Well... - You've condemned me.
别这么快下结论 Oh, don't get your puff ling pants in such a twist.
如我所料 女王很喜欢这部剧 She loved the play, as I knew she would.
你怎么预料到的 But how could you be so sure?
你想 伊丽莎白一世在位三十三年了 William, Liz has been on the throne for 33 years,
每天制定法律 daily making laws on everything
规定祈祷书里使用什么语言 from what language can be used in prayer books
规定不同阶级的人穿什么颜色的衣服 to what colour clothing people of different classes should wear.
从始至终 And in all that time,
她有做过提升女性地位的事情吗 has she done one single thing to improve the lot of women?
我好像想不出来 I can't think of anything offhand.
你这么一分析 突然觉得她挺让人失望的 A bit disappointing, when you put it like that.
她才不想和其他女性站在一起 Far from feeling solidarity with other birds,
我们的荣耀女王显然很享受 Gloriana clearly loves being quite literally
自己国内唯一重要女性的地位 the only woman in the country that matters.
她希望其他女性保持现有地位 She likes keeping the rest of her sex in their place.
和我预料的一样 女王很喜欢驯悍记 I knew she would adore The Taming Of The Shrew, and she did.
- 女王很喜欢 真的假的 - 真的 - She adored it? Really? - Oh, yes.
事实上 我很有信心史书上会记载 And, in fact, I confidently expect history to record it was
这是女王最喜欢的一部喜剧 one of her favourite comedies.
我们能把这个派打包吗 Can we get this pie to go,
S夫人 我不想错过首演 Mrs S? Wouldn't want to miss opening night.
你的丈夫就是你的主人 生命和监护人 Thy husband is thy lord, thy life, thy keeper,
是你的首领和君主 Thy head, thy sovereign.
女人对待丈夫 Such duty as the subject owes the prince
应当像臣子对待君王一样恭顺 Even such a woman oweth to her husband.
- 没错 写得真好 -我要吐了 - Hear, hear. It's brilliant. - I think I'm going to be sick.
如果她倔强使性 乖张暴戾 And when she is forward, peevish sullen, sour
不服从他正当的愿望 And not obedient to his honest will,
那她岂不是一个大逆不道 What is she but a foul contending rebel
忘恩负义的叛徒吗 And graceless traitor to her loving lord?
我的剧本一炮而红 我却高兴不起来 Well, my Shrew is a huge hit, but I take little pleasure in it,
因为它 我失去了两个重要的女人 for it has cost me the good
对我的尊重 opinion of two women whose respect I value.
包括你 Yours, for one.
我仍然尊重你 莎士比亚先生 I still respect you, Mr Shakespeare,
但我认为你的剧本极大地侮辱了女性 for, although I think your play doth sorely insult women,
这只是时代的产物 you are a creature of your times, and, in truth,
说实话 你对女性的轻视 even now your misogyny
还没现在的大多数人严重 be less offensive than most.
至少你为女性角色写了 At least you take trouble to write your women some fine verse.
一些不错的台词 你发现了吗 And you do realise that the last big speech in the play,
剧中最后凯瑟琳呼吁女性臣服 the one where Katherine calls on women to worship
和顺从丈夫的那段说辞 其实是为了反讽 and obey their husbands, it's supposed to be ironic?
我觉得 I mean...
我写清楚了吧 I mean, that-that's clear, isn't it?
省省吧 莎士比亚先生 Mr Shakespeare, please.
你是真的用了讽刺手法 Did you really write it ironically?
还是只是希望在更开明的未来 Or are you hoping that in later, more enlightened ages,
学者们会通过假装你在反讽 scholars will try to get you off the hook
来帮你挡下批判的声音 by pretending that's what you intended?
好吧 Well, you know...
随你怎么说吧 .. either way.
不过我很好奇 But intrigued am I.
你说的另一个女人是谁 Who is the other woman whose respect you fear you've lost?
是我可爱的苏 Why, my lovely Sue.
是她给了我驯悍记的灵感 She knows 'twas her who
也受伤最深 inspired my shrew and is hurt most mortally.
我想补偿她 不知道怎么做 I would fain make amends, but I know not how.
像苏一样的女孩 Well, just because a girl
虽然强势 充满活力 is feisty and full of spirit, like your Sue,
但也喜欢浪漫 doesn't mean she values not romance.
你可以写一部剧 You should write another play,
创造一个和苏年龄相仿 one featuring a sensitive,
口齿清晰 敏感又任性 悲剧又美丽 articulate, headstrong, tragic, beautiful, captivating,
迷人而强势的女性角色 feisty maid of Susanna's age.
好吧 凯特 你赢了 All right, Kate, you win.
我会写完罗密欧与朱利安的 I'll finish Romeo And Julian.
- 是朱丽叶 - 没错 - Juliet. - Juliet, yes.
埃文河上的施特拉福德
我看驯悍记的时候并没有觉得很侮辱人 I didn't find your Shrew play too offensive when I saw it.
反而觉得很搞笑 I thought it was quite funny, actually,
如果把它想象成毫无逻辑 if you just see it as a load of illogical, stupid,
愚蠢而又年老的混蛋说的话 potty old bolingbrokes.
指当时的英国政治家亨利·圣约翰
谢谢你的夸奖 说得很好 Thank you, wife. That's a lovely thing to say.
而且写出这样的热门剧 能赚钱是好事 And it's nice to have a stonking great hit raking in the cash.
爸爸 朱丽叶很美 Dad! Juliet's beautiful.
是吗 女儿 Really, daughter? I remember
我记得你说没人会像她那样讲话 you once saying nobody talked like that.
我当时十三岁 我现在十四 成熟多了 I was 13, you know. I'm 14 now. I'm mature.
我超喜欢 And I just love it!
- 结局不会太伤感吗 - 当然很伤感 - The end not too sad? - Of course it's too sad.
悲伤逆流成河 令人永远心碎 It's endlessly sad. Heartbreakingly, eternally sad!
我真的很喜欢 I love it!
你真的是以我为原型吗 And you really based Juliet on me?
当然了 Well, yes, absolutely.
你们两个 都是女孩 You know, you're a girl and Juliet is a girl, so...
如出一辙啊 Direct lift, really.
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