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出自《仲夏夜之梦》
上帝呀 这些凡人怎么都是十足的傻瓜
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翻译： 张写真 阿宁 晴格格
仙后提泰妮娅在森林中醒来 And Titania, the fairy queen, awakens in the forest glade
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翻译： 爱做梦的小鹿 喵木小小
发现了卑微的纺织工在跳舞 and spies the lowly weaver cavorting.
康戴尔先生 坎普先生 舞台交给你们 Mr Condell, Mr Kempe, in your own time.
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校对： 纽约 后期： 酒窝yy
《仲夏夜之梦》第三幕
什么天使使我从百花的卧榻上醒来 What angel wakes me from my flowery bed?
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麻雀 百灵鸟 还有杜鹃爱骂人 The finch, the sparrow and the lark, the plainsong cuckoo grey.
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温柔的凡人 请你再唱一曲吧 我爱你 I pray thee, gentle mortal, sing again. I love thee.
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一声巨响 嘣 And woof, bang!
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演出停止 闭幕 Show stops, roof comes off,
观众裤子都湿了 audience wets its collective puffling pants.
这是整个英国戏剧史上 There's your most celebrated comic moment
最值得庆贺的喜剧时刻 in the entire history of English theatre right there!
值得庆贺的喜剧时刻吗 威廉 Celebrated comic moment, Will?
我不明白 I don't understand.
值得庆祝的喜剧片段 Surely for it to be a celebrated comic moment,
首先要好笑 it has to be funny.
很好笑啊 It is funny.
仙后从魔法般的梦境醒来 The fairy queen awakens from an enchanted sleep
立刻迷上了第一眼见到的人 and is instantly smitten by the first person she sees.
一个普通的织布工 A common weaver!
他是凡人 He's common!
你懂我的原则的 You know my rule.
所有低贱的人天性可笑 All people of lowly birth are inherently hilarious
因为他们可悲愚笨 妄想成为贵族 because of their pathetic stupidity and delusions of grandeur.
这还不够 威廉 It's not enough, Will.
你之前提到《仲夏夜之梦》时 When you spoke of this Midsummer Night's Dream,
说这是喜剧中的杰作 you promised a comic tour de force.
我以为至少会有个有趣的题目 I was expecting at the very least a funny name.
还有振奋人心的视觉效果 And an inspired visual gag.
可你一个都没做到 And yet you give us neither.
更别提什么麻雀还是云雀了 伙计 So never mind the finch, the sparrow and the lark, mate.
这顶多是个发育不良的火鸡 What you've got here is a fresh-plucked turkey.
这是仲夏夜打的个盹儿 威廉 It's a Midsummer Night's Snooze, Will.
除非你能想出一个有趣的题目 And unless you can come up with a funny name
还有振奋人心的视觉效果 and an inspired visual gag,
否则我就要换人了 then I must needs find a writer who can!
威廉在伦敦的住所
彩排顺利吧 主人 Good day at rehearsals, master?
并没有 宝特姆 他们不喜欢我的剧本 No, Botski, it wasn't. They don't like the play.
他们觉得很无聊 需要更多亮点 They think it's dull and needs more gags.
这说了跟没说一样 是吗 That's not a very helpful comment, is it?
没错 No, it isn't.
你所有的剧本都可以这么评价 I mean, they could say that about any of your plays.
去拿酒和点心来吧你 Just get me some ale and pie!
你觉得怎么样 凯特 喜欢吗 What do you think, Kate? Loving it?
我猜你喜欢 I bet you are.
所以整个剧情都依赖于 So, the whole plot depends on the machinations
这群恶作剧的精灵 of this mischievous band of fairies
搅乱凡人的心吗 meddling in matters of the human heart?
没错 恶作剧的精灵最受欢迎了 Absolutely. Got to love a meddling fairy.
极具票房号召力啊 Box office gold!
恋人的最终结局 And the lovers' eventual devotions are dictated
都受控于魔法药水吗 by the administering of a magic potion?
魔法药水 是的 精灵们喜欢那东西 A magic potion, yes. Punters love all that.
莎士比亚先生 你是在暗示 Mr Shakespeare, is your play suggesting
磕了药的人 that a drugged person
能够做出正确的决定吗 is capable of giving consent?
什么 妈呀 我不是这个意思 What? Blimey, I didn't see that coming!
但你知道 如果是好心的精灵下的药 But, you know, if the drug is administered by well-intentioned fairies...
那没问题 对吗 that's all right, isn't it?
不 有问题 No, it isn't!
我的上帝啊 莎士比亚先生 Goodness gracious, Mr Shakespeare.
这个讨厌的帕克到处给人下药 This appalling Puck figure goes about drugging people
逼迫别人和可能曾经厌恶的人 so they can then be forced into intimate relations
产生亲密关系 with those whom they had previously despised.
这是性侵啊 莎士比亚先生 That is sexual assault, Mr Shakespeare.
我的上帝啊 凯特 如果... God's boobikins, Kate. If...
如果一个淘气的精灵 If a mischievous sprite
都不能在不被指控的情况下 can't administer a simple love potion to a sleeping innocent
用药水控制一个熟睡的人 without being accused of assault,
那... 那我没话说了 then... then I give up!
真的 你必须要遏制一下 Really! You must curb your tendency
用你无趣的道德观 to apply a joyless socio-political agenda
绑架所有人的倾向了 to every situation.
他说得没错 凯特 He's right, Kate.
你要是一直这么爱发牢骚 If you keep banging on with all this whiny-woman stuff,
没有男人愿意娶你的 you'll never get a man to marry you.
如果结婚意味着我必须否定自己 I don't want a man to marry me
我宁可不嫁人 if it means I must needs deny myself!
凯特 长点心吧 Kate, have a care.
正如你所知 As you are well aware,
像你这样头脑聪明身材普通的 clever, gobby birds like you
总不结婚 会被认为是女巫的 who remain unmarried be thought witches.
作为一个视你如子的长辈 And as one who looks upon you almost as a daughter,
我真的不愿看你 I'd really rather not see
被烧死或者淹死 you burnt at the stake or drowned in the pond.
我嫁的人一定是尊重我的思想的人 If I marry, it will be to a man who respects me for my mind.
这是你教我的 莎士比亚先生 You have spoiled me for that, Mr Shakespeare,
你一直平等待我 征询我的意见 treating me as your equal and seeking my opinions.
是的 Well, yes, although,
但只是在征询赞美的时候 kind of only when they're complimentary.
说到这个 撇开这些精灵不谈 Speaking of which, predatory sprites aside,
你喜欢《仲夏夜之梦》吗 do you like my Midsummer Night's Dream?
说实话 我觉得它有点 If I'm honest, I think it's all a
说不上来的就是在瞎逼逼 bit mimsy-whimsy soppy-grotty doodah.
说不上来的瞎逼逼 Mimsy-whimsy soppy-grotty doodah?
你怎么能这样说呢 How can you say that?
开头 三个主人公 Well, for a start, three of
都是仙子 the principal characters are fairies.
这是我精心设计的点 And proudly so.
我还以为你最认同 I would have thought that you of all people would agree that it's high time
该让仙灵宁妖皮群体 that members of the FSNEP community
出现在流行戏剧中了 were properly represented in popular drama projects.
仙灵宁妖皮 FSNEP?
各种精灵/仙子
仙女 精灵 宁芙 妖精 皮克希 Fairy, sprite, nymph, elf and pixie.
主流文化显然不够重视 FSNEP characters are appallingly
仙灵宁妖皮群体 underrepresented in mainstream culture.
所以你真的相信有精灵咯 So, you really do believe in fairies, then?
当然 我见过一个 Absolutely. I've met one.
你见过真的精灵 You've met an actual fairy?
是真的 Indeed I have.
一个淘气的精灵 A puckish sprite,
仙后的跟班 一团鬼火 a will-o'-the-wisp in the employ of the fairy queen.
多亏了他我才有这个药水的灵感 'Twas from him that I got the idea for the potion,
也是因为这个药水 and it is to just such a potion that
我才得到我的真爱 美丽的安妮 I owe the love of mine own sweet Anne.
你在开玩笑吗 Is this one of your jokes?
可能是 不好笑的通常就是了 Could be. I mean, it's not funny. That's usually a clue.
我没开玩笑 那是很多年前的事 I'm not joking. It happened many years ago.
我遇见了美丽的安妮·海瑟薇 一个挤奶工 I'd just met gorgeous Anne Hathaway, the milkmaid,
一番甜蜜浪漫的邂逅与悸动后 我... and after a whirlwind of sweet romance and heartfelt emotion, had...
搞大了她的肚子 Knocked her up.
...搞大了她要命的肚子 ...knocked her proper up the muffly-duffington.
完全是我的错 My fault entirely.
她恳请我在狂乱中要当心 She had begged that I take care in my frenzied haste,
而我也向她保证 and promised had I to ensure that
我那紫色冠头的东西... the stranger in the purple helm who had...
那个钻进她衬裙的家伙 who had come a-visiting beneath her petticoats
不会让她不快活 would ne'er outstay his welcome
而且我会在爆发前尽快撤出 but would instead withdraw post-haste before,
否则这不幸的爆发 like fiery Mount Vesuvius
将如同可怕的维苏威火山 disgorging hot lava upon Pompeii,
把炙热的岩浆倾倒在庞培城之上 an unfortunate eruption occurred.
但是吧... 怕什么来什么 But cometh the hour... cometh the man.
安妮丰润得如同新播种的牧场 And Anne, being fertile as a new-sown meadow
堆满新鲜 热气腾腾的粪肥 spread thick with fresh and steaming dung,
我还没来得及点一斗事后烟 was pregnant before I'd had so much as a chance to light a pipe
问问她感觉如何 她就怀了孩子 and ask how it had beeneth for her.
因此我们的婚礼就这样确定了 Thus was our wedding day set.
您真的要到处大谈特谈这种细节吗 Are you actually going anywhere with this tsunami of oversharing?
就是 我还以为您要说遇上精灵的故事呢 Yeah. I thought you were about to tell us about meeting a fairy.
我正要说到 I'm getting to that.
我全心全意爱着安妮 You see, I loved Anne with all my heart,
但我也害怕 but I feared that she did
她嫁给我只是因为怀了孩子 only marry me because she was knocked uppeth.
实活实说 面对女孩我总是缺少自信 To be honest, I've always lacked a bit of confidence with girls.
是啊 毕竟秃头 Yeah. Being bald.
我不是秃头 I am not bald!
我只是脸长 I have a tall face.
另外一提 从前我的脸可比现在短得多 Besides which, in those days, my face was much shorter.
那时我的黑发如渡鸦羽毛般华丽 I had gorgeous raven locks
脚踝和南沃里克郡的热血小年轻一样诱人 and as pretty an ankle as any hot-blooded youth in South Warwickshire.
但是 莎士比亚先生 But, Mr Shakespeare, if
如果您的头发乌黑 脚踝诱人 your locks were raven and your ankle pretty,
为什么您还缺少自信呢 why didst thou lack confidence?
我又没说我不是理想的结婚对象 Well, I'm not saying I wasn't a catch.
我可是个抢手的人 好吧 I was hot stuff, all right,
只是不像我的安妮一样热辣 just not as hot stuff as mine Anne.
她可真是优雅的小美人啊 She was just such a classy bird!
先生 我爱莎士比亚夫人至深 Master, I love Mrs S to death,
但优雅... 您真的这么认为吗 but classy...? You think?
我记得您曾告诉我 I remember you telling me
她甚至不放过奶牛的乳头 she didn't even let go of the cow's teats.
是真的 她是个尽忠职守的女仆 'Tis true, she was a dutiful maid
我从后面骑她的时候 and verily did milk a bucketful
她还老老实实地挤满了一桶奶... whilst I didst roist around the back...
我得承认 which, I do confess,
她这样让我很冲动 lent a surprisingly erotic frisson to the encounter.
安妮多么性感呀 Anne was just so sexsome.
所有人都爱她 而她也爱所有人 All did love her, and she love them.
很多英俊强壮的男子 And many a lusty-trousered
在我之前也曾对她立下山盟海誓 sap-bursting roister had plighted his troth before me,
但她没有嫁给其中的任何一个 and she didn't marry any of them.
与我立下婚约那年她已二十六岁 She was 26 by the time she gave my troth a plighting.
为什么在如此漫长的等待之后她选择了我呢 Why, having waited so long, did she choose me?
因为她怀上了 Because she was up the duffington.
正是 Exactly.
因此她非嫁我不可 She had to marry me.
但又不一定爱我 But she didn't have to love me.
而一想到她并非心甘情愿 我就心烦意乱 And distraught was I at the prospect of a reluctant bride.
恰好那时我遇上那个精灵 And that's when I met the fairy sprite.
哎呀 我都忘记他了 Blimey! I'd forgotten about him.
我可没忘 宝特姆 Not me, Bottom.
遇见的第一个精灵是忘不掉的 You never forget your first Puck.
那晚我独自一人在美丽的绿林中游荡 Wandered had I alone in the merry greenwood.
哎呀 Blimey!
要么是我认错了你的身形 Either I mistake your shape and making quite,
或者你确实是那个精明又狡猾的精灵 or else you are that shrewd and knavish sprite
罗宾·古德弗洛 call'd Robin Goodfellow.
你不就是那个 Are not you he
把村里的姑娘都吓得够呛的家伙吗 that frights the maidens of the villagery?
你说得对 Thou speak'st aright.
我在晚上到处游荡 I am that merry wanderer of the night.
《仲夏夜之梦》人物
跟仙王奥伯龙说笑话 逗他发笑 I jest to Oberon and make him smile,
同时哄骗一匹被豆子喂得肥肥的马 when I a fat and bean-fed horse beguile.
但既然我已为你套上雏菊花环 就叫我帕克吧 But since in daisy chains I've got you, just call me Puck.
Puck谐音Fuck
听起来就像那句 "什么鬼" That's as in "What the...?"
那么 顽皮的精灵 Why, then, naughty sprite,
你想跟我说什么 what the Puck would you with me?
一笔划算的交易 先生 A clever bargain would I strike with you, sir.
在我看来你在爱情上是个彻头彻尾的失败者 In love methinks thou art a total loser.
但是... But...
如果把这药剂滴入你心上人的眼中 Put this potion in your sweetheart's eyes,
当她醒来 会收获惊喜 and when she wakes she'll get a big surprise.
她会迷上第一眼见到的人 To him whom first she sees, her heart's enthralled,
即使是像你这样终将秃头的男人 even if, like you, he ends up going bald.
他把药剂给了我 And he gave me the potion.
我的老天 而一切都成真了 Oh, my goodness! And it all came true.
也不是完全成真 Well, not entirely.
我没有变秃 As you can see, I didn't go bald,
差一点点 just a little bit less not bald,
因此性质完全不同 which is a completely different thing.
不管怎样 帕克要了我整整五个先令 Anyway, Puck charged me fully five shillings for the potion.
也就是我的全部家当 Every penny I had, in fact.
但我用小价钱 But a small price to pay for a
换来了一生的家庭幸福 他的药确实管用 lifetime of domestic bliss, because it worked.
我的安妮一直痴情于我 Mine Anne has been besotted with me ever since.
我也痴迷于她 Just as I am with her.
虽然我们的感情总有起落 Well, I mean, we've had our ups and downs.
莎翁将十四行诗第二部分献给"黑女士"
比如那位 黑女士 The "Dark lady" Episode, for instance?
可爱的爱米利亚·拉尼尔 Sweet Emelia Lanier,
威尼斯宫廷乐师之女 daughter of the Venetian court musician,
你饥渴地仰慕她的肉体 whom you did lust after most hornsomely.
是 确实有过这么一段短暂而不幸的恋情 Yes, I do admit a brief and unfortunate infatuation there.
莎翁将十四行诗第一部分献给"俊美青年"
还有那位 俊美青年 And the "Fair youth," Whom also
你也想要跟他把酒言欢 did you want to roister most rigidly.
我说最后一次 宝特姆 For the final time, Bottom,
莎翁的赞助人 传言是他的同性情人
我不是想跟南安普顿伯爵把酒言欢 I did not want to rigidly roister the Earl of Southampton!
老实说 我不明白这些谣言是怎么来的 Honestly, I just don't know how these rumours get about!
嗯... 你确实好不羞涩地写 Well... You did write most gushsomely
莎士比亚十四行诗第129首
希望和他"羞耻地放纵" about wanting to expend your spirit in his waste of shame.
我的意思是 我们交谈甚欢 By which I meant, "Have a nice chat." obviously.
不管那些了 But never mind all that.
我的重点是 The point I'm making is that
《仲夏夜之梦》并非我一时异想天开 my midsummer's play be not fey whimsy,
而是活生生的现实 but gritty realism.
您不觉得这个帕克是个骗子吗 You don't think this Puck bloke might have been a conman?
当然不 他的药水起作用了 Absolutely not. The potion worked.
安妮那颗不变的心就是证明 Anne's constant heart is proof of that.
既然我们已经确认 And now that we have established
我的《仲夏夜之梦》 beyond any doubt that A Midsummer Night's Dream
绝不是什么瞎逼逼 is definitely not mimsy-whimsy soppy-grotty doodah,
接下来得考虑如何在结尾处加入笑料 I must return to the question of gagging up the big reveal scene.
我向伯比奇保证 I've promised Burbage that
会给那个下等织布工取一个搞笑的名字 I'll give the lowly weaver a hilarious name,
宝特姆本意是屁股
但该叫什么呢 宝特姆 but what could that name be, Bottom?
我问你 宝特姆 该叫什么 I ask you... Bottom, what could it be?
我不知道啊 主人 I've no idea, master.
伯比奇还希望有个特别的视觉效果 Also, Burbage is expecting a big visual gag
而我也完全没有灵感 and I'm equally at a loss for the inspiration there.
双关 蠢货/驴
我进来献丑啦 In come I to make an ass of myself!
这又是什么把戏 What merry trick is this?
猜猜我是谁 Who am I?
是你 马洛先生 It's you, Mr Marlowe!
没错 我想带新到手的战利品出来玩玩 Absolutely. I just thought I'd have a bit of fun with my latest trophy.
我和几个贵族朋友刚刚去猎鹿了 Me and a couple of posh mates just been on a stag hunt.
马洛先生 那是颗驴头 Mr Marlowe, that's an ass's head.
没错 容易逮多了 Yeah. So much easier to bag.
你仔细想想 I mean, think about it.
猎鹿 Stag,
要整整五个小时伏身于溪流和金雀花丛中 five hours creeping through streams and gorse
还有可能一无所获 to probably miss anyway.
猎驴 Ass,
拴到一个小围场里 tethered to a post in a small paddock.
你们说哪个容易 You do the maths.
总之我想 Anyway, I thought I could
找到固定寓所前 先把它挂在这里 hang it here till I get my permanent digs.
我真是爱死它这骄傲的眉毛和高贵的表情了 I just love its proud brow and noble expression.
天哪 基特 真好玩 Gosh, Kit, what fun!
你转移了我的注意力 Nice to have something to take my
让我别一直想着给那出戏里加什么滑稽场面 mind off my search for a really telling comic image
可真是太好了... for my midsummer's play...
可惜我到现在还毫无头绪 which continues to completely elude me.
那我也帮不了你了 兄弟 I can't help you there, mate.
宝特姆 麦芽酒和派 谢谢 Bottom, ale and pie, if you please.
之后 我很乐意让你骑骑我的驴 And afterwards, I'd be obliged if you'd mount my ass.
双关 指后入
那可不在我的工作范围里 That is not in my job description.
你听到我刚刚的双关话了吗 Did you see what I did there?
我说的是头 戴戴我的战利品 The head, Botski. I meant mount the trophy.
是谁 小心点 别让人知道我在这里 Who is it? Be careful. Let none know I'm here.
是老混蛋罗伯特·格林 It's that old Bastable Robert Greene.
好吧 那没事 Right, well, that's all right, then.
天哪 你看起来有点紧张啊 基特 Goodness, you seem a bit jumpy, Kit.
实不相瞒 我只能低调行事 Can't deny it, Will. Laying low.
债款 复仇 间谍 背叛 Debts. Vengeance, spying, betrayal.
一切都有点过了 我为自己的生命担惊受怕 It's all getting a bit much, and I fear for my life.
所以我才要戴着这个驴头 That's why I was wearing the ass's head.
也就是 隐姓埋名 Going incognito, so to speak.
莎士比亚先生 我来拜访了 Mr Shakespeare, here I am come a-calling.
太奇怪了 格林先生 'Tis passing strange, Mr Greene,
这小镇上众所周知 你实打实地恨我入骨 as 'tis well known about the town that you do hate my gutlings.
我绝不会拜访你 莎士比亚先生 I do not visit you, Mr Shakespeare.
我宁愿选西班牙宗教法庭地牢里 I would rather enter the dungeons of the
那群暴躁的小东西们 Spanish Inquisition testy-baubles first
也不愿寻求你的相伴 than seek your company.
我想找的是这位幸运的小姐 'Tis this fortunate maid with whom I would speak.
我吗 格林先生 怎么说呢 Me, Mr Greene? How so?
我为什么就幸运了呢 And why be I fortunate?
因为我是替南华克最富有的贵族 Because I come as messenger from the noble Lord Egeus,
伊吉斯大人来的 the richest man in Southwark.
也是《仲夏夜之梦》中阻止女儿嫁给爱人的人物
你或许知道 伊吉斯大人 曾服过役 Lord Egeus, as you may know, has been ever a soldier.
过着充满男子气概的单身生活 A hard, manly, bachelor life.
能给他带来安慰和爱的 The closest he has e'er come to a
最接近于他的良伴的 boon companion to bring him comfort and love
只有他的马 hath been his horse.
对 我听过那些传言 Yes, I've heard those rumours.
但是现在 他希望娶一位妻子 Now, however, he would take him a wife
而他看中了你 小姐 and he has spied you, Miss,
当你在店铺间优雅轻盈地穿梭 他为你倾心 upon the dilly as you flit daintily from shop to shop.
我也控制不住 我是个购物狂 爱死商店了 I can't help it. Mad shopper, me. Love shops!
正是 你正搔到了大人的痒处 Yes, well, His Lordship's fancy hath been tickled.
他因此派我尽快捎来他的誓言 He therefore sends me post-haste to plight his troth
向你求婚 requesting your hand in marriage.
天哪 凯特 伊吉斯大人可是南华克的首富 Zounds, Kate! Lord Egeus is the richest man in Southwark.
而且整整五十岁 又刻薄又丑陋 And fully 50 years old, and mean and ugly,
脸上还挂着不少疣子 and most warty be his countenance!
而且是南华克的首富 And he's the richest man in Southwark.
同时也是这间房子的主人 And he doth also own this house.
我母亲有租约 My mother has a lease.
这租约受条款限制 A lease which be subject to terms,
条款受法庭约束 terms which be defined in courts,
法庭受法官裁决 courts which be ruled by judges,
而法官则听谁号令呢 judges who owe their positions to...?
南华克的首富 The richest man in Southwark.
伊吉斯大人的精力日趋旺盛 而他多汁的腰胯 Lord Egeus's sap is rising, and his fruity loins
迫切渴望你温柔的抚摸 do long for your tender favours.
他要在两周之内得到回复 He demands an answer in a fortnight.
他现在就可以得到我的回复 格林先生 He may have my answer now, Mr Greene.
不可能 我绝不可能嫁给伊吉斯大人 Never. Ne'er shall I marry Lord Egeus!
女士 小心些 伊吉斯大人现在爱着你 Madam, have a care. Lord Egeus doth love you now
他只爱过天鹅绒肋骨小讨厌先生 as he has previously loved only Mr Snorty Velvet Flank.
- 他的马吗 - 正是 - His horse? - Just so.
取悦他 你就能睡在薰衣草香的草堆上 Please him and you could sleep on a bed of lavender-scented hay
戴着钻石镶嵌的口络 and wear a diamond-studded muzzle.
忤逆他 你便要受他鞭笞 Deny him, and you will feel his whip.
我建议你三思 I advise you to think again.
祝安 Good day.
凯特 或许是我愚钝了 Kate, maybe I'm being thick here,
但是"南华克首富"这句话 but what part of the sentence, "The richest man in Southwark"
你是哪里不明白 could you not get?
我不爱他 马洛先生 The part which says I do not love him, Mr Marlowe!
凯特 这跟爱不爱有什么关系 Kate, what's love got to do with it?
爱不过是一种二手感情 What be love but a second-hand emotion?
我们这个时代的女人完全没有法律地位 A woman in our times has no legal status at all,
一切都由男人规定 save that defined by a man.
她永远都是别人的所有物 She passes from being the property
从她父亲传给她丈夫 of her father to that of her husband.
最终 你还得靠祈求男人的怜悯来生存 Eventually, you must needth throw yourself on the mercy of a man,
- 那倒不如讨好... - 南华克首富 - and not all will be... - The richest man in Southwark!
我不会嫁给他的 我发誓 I will not marry him! I swear I won't.
你是为了爱情结婚的 莎士比亚先生 You married for love, Mr Shakespeare,
但你却觉得我不值得 and yet you think I deserve less?
我恨男人 I hate men.
我恨 恨 恨男人 I hate, hate, hate them!
但这太糟糕了 But this is awful.
这孩子这么苦恼 我心都要碎了 It breaks my heart to see the child in such distress.
更重要的是 这桩婚事 What's more, this rich match
能保她后半辈子衣食无忧 would secure her future.
伊吉斯很快就会死的 I mean, Egeus will die soon enough
然后她就一辈子无虞了 and Kate'll be set for life.
不过 我们确实没办法强迫她爱上那个家伙 Still, I suppose we can't make her love the bloke.
不能吗 Can't we?
雅芳河畔斯特拉特福德
我回来了 Home am I!
上麦芽酒 上派 Bring ale, bring pie.
让我们庆祝吧 父亲回来了 Let all rejoice. Father is home.
旅途顺利吗 亲爱的 Good journey, love?
跟平时差不多糟糕 安妮 Nothing more than the usual hellish nightmare, Anne.
十五个小时 15 hours!
整整十五个小时 15 bloody hours,
一直在等 原话说的是 awaiting, and I quote,
"车上乘务组的一员" "A member of the on-coach team."
多讽刺啊 The irony of it.
我回不了家 就是因为 I can't get home because the lazy bastable
那个应该送我回家的懒蛋在他自己家里 who's supposed to get me home is at home.
你总是对旅途抱怨不休 You're always moaning about your journeys!
我觉得你应该在剧里写一写这方面的 I reckon you should write about it, put it in your plays.
肯定会特别好玩 It will be funny
能引起当代观众的兴趣 and also appealing to contemporary audiences.
但我不希望我的戏剧只限于当代 女儿 But I don't want my plays to be contemporary, daughter.
我希望它们能跨越时代 I want them to be timeless.
写那个为什么就不能跨越时代了呢 Well, why wouldn't that be timeless?
我相信未来因为交通疲于奔命的民众 I'm sure it would be of great
如果知道我聪明绝顶的儿子 comfort to the travelling public of some future age
也经历过与他们相同的痛苦 一定会很宽慰的 to know that my brilliant son shared their pain.
拜托 老妈 Come now, Mum.
我不认为几百年后旅行不再是问题 I hardly think such issues will concern travellers centuries hence.
你认为女王的子民要永远忍受 Do you really think the peoples of
这种没钱修 没人管 this sceptred isle will endlessly suffer
没有用的交通设施 an underfunded, ill-run and pointlessly fractured
拖累国家吗 transport infrastructure to hobble the nation?
那样的话就太扯了 Thou would be mad.
那你估计他们会怎么办 What do you reckon they're going to do about it, then?
我相信有朝一日 Why, 'tis is certain that one day it
英国的雅称
阿尔比恩的交通设施 will not be a ragbag of private companies
不再是私营企业的烂摊子 that run the means of transport in Albion,
而公众会自发 but the public itself
形成管理组织 in some form of nationally organised collective
造福万民 分文不取 run for the benefit of all and profit of none.
我得说 这确实是个很棒的想法 Well, I must say, that does seem like a pretty good idea.
但是 要是真有这种 Except, if ever there was
众筹集资的服务 such a publicly funded service like that,
女王的大臣们 the first thing the Queen's ministers would do
不把它赶紧卖掉才怪 is flog it off to their mates.
拜托 老爸 我才不信有人这么蠢 Come now, Father! I hardly think people would be so stupid
会做出这种傻事 as to allow that to happen.
你觉得这也不好那也不好 I don't know why you bother coming
那还回家干嘛 home at all if it's such a total pain!
当然是来看望你们啊 Why, to see you all, of course.
老妈 双胞胎 你 苏还有我亲爱的安 Mum, the twins, you, Sue, mine own sweet Anne.
肯定不是回来看老爸 Not Dad, obviously.
不过...剩下的人我都惦念 But... But the rest of the family, certainly.
还有 我很怀念乡间生活 Besides, I had a yearning for the country.
我会像年轻时一般 I would wander in the
再次去绿林里漫步 greenwood once more as I did when but a youth.
你要是去树林的话 Well, if you're going to the woods,
帮我采些蘑菇回来 you can pick me some mushrooms.
苏珊娜 你也去吧 You go too, Susanna,
确保这次采的蘑菇没有毒啊 and make sure you pick the right ones this time.
爷爷吃了你上星期给他的 Grandad's still coming down
现在还晕乎呢 from the lot you gave him last week with his chop.
我已经开了天眼 I have opened the doors to spiritual perception.
非得说他在肉汁里看见头顶光环的耶稣 Claims he saw the haloed head of Jesus in his gravy.
那就是粉团和洋葱圈好吗 It was a dumpling and an onion ring!
苏 一切我都告诉你了 So, you see, Sue, now you know the whole story,
我是回来找那个精灵帕克的 and I'm returned here now in search
让他解决这个爱情难题 of Puck with another love dilemma to solve.
爸 你有没有想过 Did it ever occur to you, Dad, that
这个什么帕克就是个骗子 this Puck bloke might actually be a con artist
骗了你五先令 who just took five bob off you
卖给你一瓶花瓣水 for a bottle of water with a few petals in it?
苏 我跟你说了 药水很管用 I told you, Sue, it worked.
你妈妈这辈子全心全意爱着我 Your mum has loved me all her life.
没准她本来就是爱你的 Maybe she just loved you anyway.
想得美 苏 你在做梦罢了 Nice thought, Sue, but you're dreaming.
像安这样的漂亮女孩 要是没有药水 What gorgeous girl like Anne would e'er love me
怎么可能爱上我 without the help of a puckish potion?
我虽是史上最伟大的诗人 I'm the greatest poet in all history
但我也知道自己的短处 我还是个... but I know my limitations. I'm also...
矮矬穷 A fartsome baldy-boots who the
村里的小孩都笑话你 children laugh at on the village green.
是谁来到绿林 满腹牢骚 Who comes to the greenwood with weary sigh?
快说话 Speak up,
好让精灵知道你为什么苦恼 for Puck would know the reason why.
好精灵 几年以前 Good sprite, some years ago,
是你给过我一瓶药水 thou didst present me with a potion
用在睡着的人身上 that when administered to a sleeping soul
他们就会爱上醒来后 would cause them to fall in love at first sight
睁眼看到的第一个人 with whomsoever they encountered on awakening.
这也太诡异了吧 Which is, by the way, really, really creepy.
一点都不诡异 It's not creepy.
很有意思 It's fun.
很有魅力 And charming.
很浪漫 And romantic.
也涨价了 十先令了 It's also gone up. Ten bob.
孩子... Child...
明天一早 伊吉斯大人就来要答复了 On the morrow, Lord Egeus will come for his answer.
是的 我知道 Yes, I know.
你哭过了 You have been weeping.
没有啊 No, I haven't.
我给你带了个舒缓膏 I have brought you a soothing balm
涂在你红肿的眼睛上 for your red and swollen eyes.
可是我的眼睛没红肿啊 Except they're not red and swollen,
因为我根本没哭 because I haven't been crying.
舒缓膏很有用的 I think soothing balm could help.
我不需要 I don't need balm.
孩子 我不跟你争 I will not quarrel with thee, child,
不过我请求你 晚上好好睡一觉 but I beg you, get a good night's sleep,
而且你一直在哭 and since you have been crying...
我压根没哭 I have not been crying!
...涂点这个舒缓膏吧 ...use this soothing eye balm.
我说真的啊... No, seriously, just...
赶紧涂上 just put it on your eyes.
为了我对你的爱 我保证我会涂的 For the love I bear thee, I promise.
就这种下三滥手段 By the fairy's false fandangle
还想骗我 does this fond fool think to gull me.
他说这是舒缓膏 'Tis clear this soothing balm of which he speaks
实际上是当年他给安妮下的药 is the very potion with which he did seek to enchant his Anne.
他就是想确保 'Tis certain he intends
明早我一醒来 看到的第一个人 to ensure that Lord Egeus be the first person
是伊吉斯大人 I lay eyes on on the morrow.
我明知这玩意并不神奇 Well, while I be very sure that this be not magic at all
就是个小骗术而已 and none but a conman's trickery,
不过呢 我可以来个将计就计 nonetheless I see a way to serve his trick back up to him
让他死了让我嫁给丑八怪这条心 and put an end to his hopes that I marry Warty.
聪明的姑娘是谁 Who the maid?
聪明的姑娘就是我 Me the maid.
罗伯特·格林来了 Robert Greene has come a-calling.
按你的要求 I am arrived at this ridiculously
我这么一大早就到了 莎士比亚先生 early hour, as instructed, Mr Shakespeare.
真是过分的要求 A most uncivilised imposition.
今天可是个大日子 Well, you know, today is the big decision day,
凯特等不及要见伊吉斯大人了 and Kate just couldn't wait to see Lord Egeus.
他很快就到了吧 He will be here shortly?
我你这么着急 I trust your urgent summons
一定是那姑娘回心转意了 means the girl has come to her senses.
肯定的 Absolutely.
只要她一见到伊吉斯大人 She will love Lord Egeus most
就会炽热地爱上他 fervently the moment she sets eyes on him.
不过最关键的是 But 'tis crucial that
当大人到来时 咱们得把自己藏好 when His Lordship arrives we hide ourselves,
凯特一醒来只能看见他一个人 that when Kate emerges she sees only him.
她必须第一眼就看见大人 She must see His Lordship first.
我的小把戏不需要什么药水 I need no potion to perform my magic trick.
只需灵活的头脑 只需坚定的心志 Just a fine brain and a firm resolve.
宝特姆 宝特姆 Oh, Bottom! Bottom!
我的尿壶满了 My night-time turding pot be fully rank and loaded.
劳驾你从窗户这里清理一下 Canst thou turf its contents from the window?
宝特姆 宝特姆 Oh, Bottom! Bottom!
凯特醒了 她让我清理尿壶 Kate's awake. She'll want her turding pot turfed.
宝特姆 别去 Bottom, no!
什么天使使我从百花的卧榻上醒来 What angel wakes me from my flowery bed?
天使 凯特 是我 宝凯特 来拿你的尿壶 Angel? Kate, it's me, Bottom. I've come for your turding pot.
- 你真美 - 什么 - You're so beautiful. - What?
不要 No!
干嘛这么紧张 What madness is this?
这好像是我第一次认真看你... Tis as if I see thee for the first time...
我的宝特姆 My Bottom!
来吧 Come.
可以理解成 抱住我的屁股
抱住我... Embrace...
我的宝特姆 my Bottom!
可以理解成 亲吻我的屁股
吻我... Kiss...
我的宝特姆 my Bottom!
爱抚 拥抱 喜悦... Caress, cuddle and delight...
同理可以理解成我的屁股
我的宝特姆 my Bottom!
宝特姆是他的名字 Bottom's his name.
当然 这没事的 And, of course, that's all right, then.
怎么可能没事 Except not!
伊吉斯大人会杀了我们所有人 Lord Egeus will do dark murder to us all!
伊吉斯大人 His Grace, the Lord Egeus.
我是为那女孩来的 I've come for the girl.
我很抱歉 阁下 但我有话要说 I'm sorry, my lord, but I am spoken for.
我爱我的屁股
我爱我的宝特姆 I love my Bottom.
你有理由爱 And with good reason.
屁股圆润 Fine buttocks.
腰腹强健 Strong flanks.
就像一匹高贵的马 Like a noble horse.
你那健壮如马的特质吸引了我 It's your athletic equine quality that attracts me.
阁下 这个愚蠢的坏女人要拒绝您的追求 Your Grace, this foolish wicked girl doth reject your advances.
她爱上了另一个人 She loveth another.
不可能 如果我不能得到她 那别人也不能 Never! If I can't have her, no-one shall!
我会毁掉她 I will ruin her!
我会把你们都毁掉 I will ruin you all!
宝特姆 把马洛先生的战利品拿来 Bottom, grab Mr Marlowe's trophy,
然后等我大喊"蠢驴"的时候 and when I shout, "Ass!"
把它戴上 其他人都蹲下 Put it on, and everybody duck.
看这里 伊吉斯大人 Look over here, Lord Egeus!
蠢驴 Ass!
什么天使使我从百花的卧榻上醒来 What angel wakes me from my flowery bed?
你是我见过最迷人的两脚动物 You are the most attractive biped I have ever seen.
我爱你 I do love thee!
我要坐到你上面 I shall mount thee!
不 No!
快跑 宝特姆 Run, Bottom!
在牧场甩掉他 那里的驴随他选 Lose him in the local paddock! He can take his pick!
这太疯狂了 What madness is this?
这是巫术 There is sorcery afoot!
伊吉斯大人 你怎么了 Lord Egeus, what aileth thee?!
好吧 这有点诡异 Well, that was all a bit weird.
说来话长 基特 但我想 Long story, Kit, but I think we've
这会成为伊吉斯大人最后一段恋情了 heard the last of Lord Egeus's infatuation.
我彻底惊呆了 莎士比亚先生 I am completely stunned, Mr Shakespeare.
药水真的有用 The potion worked.
是的 当然有用了 Well, of course it worked.
你爱上了宝特姆 不是吗 You're in love with Bottom, aren't you?
天知道我该怎么修复这一切 God knows how I'm going to fix that.
我没有爱上宝特姆 I'm not in love with Bottom.
我没用药水 I didn't use the potion.
我只是想 I just wanted to find a way to stop you
阻止你让我嫁给我不爱的人 trying to make me marry someone I didn't love.
聪明的姑娘 威廉 Clever birds, Will.
等着吧 她们会惹来一堆麻烦 They'll end up making a deal of trouble in the world, just you watch.
我收回对你剧本的评论 But I take back everything I said about your play.
事实表明它很符合实际 Turns out it really is grittily realistic.
是 但伯比奇不会上演的 Yes. But Burbage won't stage it.
除非我给提泰妮娅爱上的纺织工 Or at least, not unless I can come up with a really funny name for the weaver
取个好笑的名字 Titania falls in love with
她醒来时安排一个视觉特效 and an inspired visual gag for her to wake up to.
真的 我该好好研究一下 Really, I should be working on it now.
但因为宝特姆戴着驴的头套 But what with Bottom putting on the ass's head and...
伊吉斯大人爱上了他 我现在有点心烦意乱 Lord Egeus falling in love with him, I've been a bit distracted.
等一下 Hang on.
等他妈的一下 Hang the futtock on!
进展很顺利 亲爱的 It's going very well, Will.
是的 大场面还在后面 Yes. And the big scene's still to come.
你好 Hello.
我听说有个演出需要停演 I heard there was a show needed stopping,
观众掌声还不够热烈 a roof that needed raising.
你竟然把我的名字 I can't believe you gave
给了一个戴着蠢驴头套的小丑 my name to a bloomin' donkey-headed clown.
别这么势利眼 宝特姆 Don't be such a snob, Botski.
这个场景注定会成为 You have lent your name
全英国文艺复兴戏剧中 最有趣的场景 to what is destined to become the funniest comic scene
而你的名字成为了其中一部分 in all English Renaissance theatre.
对 竞争真是太激烈了 Yeah, because there's so much competition!
坎普先生 戴上搞笑的面具 Mr Kempe, stick the funny head on
去创造戏剧界的历史吧 and go out there and make theatre history.
什么天使使我从百花的卧榻上醒来 What angel wakes me from my flowery bed?
麻雀 百灵鸟 The finch, the sparrow and the lark,
还有杜鹃爱骂人 the plainsong cuckoo grey,
大家听了心头恼 whose note full many a man doth mark,
可是谁也不回声 and dares not answer... nay!
你听听 威廉 Listen to it, Will.
这是这部剧里 The very first laughs for the big donkey gag in
人们第一次为这头驴发笑 A Midsummer Night's Dream.
这笑声能永垂千古 Laughs destined, I am sure, to ring down the ages,
一代代人都会发现你的天赋 as generation after generation discover your genius anew
一同发出欢乐的笑声 and adds its voice to the ongoing chorus of merriment.
没错 Absolutely.
而那些找不到笑点的人 And those who don't find
也会不得不假装大笑 it funny will feel obliged to pretend to,
将他们迟疑 尴尬又含糊的笑声 adding their glazed, forced, teeth-gritted garglings
融入到这欢声笑语中 to the merry cacophony of mirth.
我真高兴 Happy with that.
雅芳河畔斯特拉特福德
故事真是离奇 老公 Quite a story, husband.
你给了凯特一个舒缓眼睛的药水 You gave Kate a balm to soothe her troubled eyes.
是的 That's right.
但实际上 But actually
那是森林精灵给你的药水 it was a potion you got from a woodland sprite
可以让她爱上醒后第一眼见到的人 to make her love whom first she saw upon awakening?
是的 是这样 Yes, that's right.
那有趣了 Funny, that.
我记得在我们的新婚之夜 I recall upon our wedding night you
你给了我一个舒缓眼睛的药水 giving me a balm to soothe my troubled eyes.
是 但是... 那是眼药水 亲爱的 Right, yes, but... Of course, that was eye balm, my love.
无所谓 我也没用过 Well, it doesn't matter anyway. I didn't use it.
你... You...
你没用过 You didn't?
对 No.
我的眼睛没事 My eyes weren't troubled.
也不需要什么了不起的药水来爱你 And I don't need no bloomin' potion to love you either.
你个老秃头 You fartsome old baldy-boots.
如果我们的出现冒犯了各位 If we shadows have offended,
请原谅我们的过失 think but this and all is mended.
就当我们出现的时候 That you have but slumbered here
你们是睡了一觉 while these visions did appear,
这场小小的闹剧 and this weak and idle theme
不过是一场梦境 no more yielding but a dream.
如果你获得了乐趣 If fun you've had
而且要寻找更多乐趣... and more fun seek...
来吧... 再次与我们进入梦境... come... dream again with us...
下周见 next week.
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