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《新贵》第三季 第二集
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翻译： 阿宁 kiki dizzy好晕 张写真
出自《爱的徒劳》
在濒死者的喉间激起哄然的狂笑
威廉在伦敦的寓所
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校对： 纽约 后期： 酒窝yy
干杯 致敬我的父亲 约翰·莎士比亚 A toast! To my dad, John Shakespeare,
终于成为了绅士 gentleman at last!
谁敢说不是 And anyone who says I ain't,
会被我用这带徽章的盾牌打屁股 I'll whack 'em on the bum with my heraldic shield!
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我们终于有了盾徽 We've finally got our coat of arms!
我重新成为了贵族 如同我出嫁以前的身份 I am a pamperloin once more, as I was in the house of my father.
不是丑八怪糟老头子的老婆了 No longer the wife of a grotsome old barfing-hog,
我的丈夫是绅士了 for now I be married to a gentleman.
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我仍然不敢相信 I still can't quite believe it.
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纹章院长格林说要想尽办法不让我们通过 Chief Herald Greene swore he'd do anything to deny us.
但后来女王看到《仲夏夜之梦》里 But that was before the Queen saw
蠢驴那一幕 my big midsummer donkey-gag play.
她很喜欢 认为只有绅士的儿子 She loved it and decreed that only the son of a gentleman
才有如此智慧 因此提拔了我 could have writ such wit, and thus has she made me posh.
可是主人 你一向抨击嘲讽 But, master, you've always railed and ranted
那帮傻瓜之所以位高权重 against how the pamperloins and folderols are on top in England
只因为他们是贵族 just because they're posh.
没错 但那是我打入上流社会之前的事情了 Yes, Bottom, but that was before I managed to weasel my way into the club.
成为贵族后 我认为英国的阶级制度非常合适 Now I'm posh myself, i see the English class system is entirely appropriate,
我的跃升完全是应得的 my own elevation wholly merited
低于我的都是无药可救 不值一提的乡巴佬 and those beneath me a bunch of feckless, undeserving oiks.
我希望能看到格林当时的表情 I wish I could have been there to see Greene's face,
但我不能冒险出现在公众场合 but can't risk going out in public.
外面危机四伏 Too many knives sharpened,
人人等着要我脑袋 too many musket balls with my name on them.
真的吗 基特 我知道你现在挺低调 Really, Kit? I knew you were lying a bit low,
但你真的有危险吗 but you're in real danger?
简直是命悬一线 我的间谍工作玩儿完了 Mortal, mate. The whole spy gig's gone completely puffling pants-shaped.
王室怀疑我是双重间谍 The Crown suspects me of being a double agent.
是我的错 我总是烂醉 My own fault. I keep getting pisslingtoned
忘记要抵制的是哪种基督教流派 and forgetting which near-identical branch of the same religion
当时清教 天主教 新教之间斗争激烈
几种几乎一样啊 we're supposed to hunt down and kill.
没错 是不好区分 Well, yes, it is confusing.
跟清教徒也搞得很不愉快 Which has not gone down well with the God-prodding pure-titties,
他们也说我是异教徒 who also accuse me of being an atheist.
说真的 威廉 I mean, in truth, Will,
我处境太危险 不如死掉得了 I'm in so much danger, I'd be better off dead.
干杯 Cheers.
姑娘们回来了 听起来她们很开心 The girls are back. Sounds like they've had a good time, too.
凯特真好 带苏出去参观 It was good of Kate to take our Sue out sightseeing.
谁会比一本正经的凯特 Well, who better to show her all London's spiritual treasures
更适合带她去看伦敦的精神瑰宝 than a studious, sober, serious-minded girl like Kate?
我的个奶奶呀 Oh, my giggly goodly godlingtons!
我们买了一大堆小玩意儿 We have bought so much craplington!
你们看这件上衣 Look at this brilliant shirting vest,
爸爸 上面缝了一句俏皮话 Dad, with a comical motif stitched upon it.
我的朋友去伦敦玩儿了 "My friend hath visited London and
就给我带了这件破衣服 "All I gotteth be this stupid under-shirting."
好笑吧 Isn't it brilliant?
还有这些纪念品 And look at all these sweet London souvenirs.
这个钥匙链上叛徒的断头 A little severed head of a traitor on a key chain.
这个钥匙链上是烧焦的天主教殉道士 A little incinerated Catholic martyr on a key chain.
这个钥匙链上是遭瘟疫的腐尸 A little rotting plague corpse on a key chain.
这个乡下来的小女仆来伦敦谋生 A little country maid who had journeyed here in search of honest work
不到一个半月 成了一口烂牙浑身丘疹的妓女 but within six weeks has become a toothless pox-ridden prostitute
也是个钥匙链 on a key chain.
谢谢你的解说 凯特 我们明白了 Thanks very much, Kate. I think we get the gist.
好了 你们去收拾行李吧 Right, you lot, if you'd like to start packing up,
爸爸很忙的 I'm sure Dad's busy.
没错 我现在焦头烂额 Yes, wife, 'tis true, I am terribly pushed just now.
我那部蠢驴的戏剧一炮而红 Mine sublime big donkey-gag play has been such a smasheroo
伯比奇要我再写一部喜剧 that Burbage demands I write another comedy,
但我没有喜剧灵感 yet I have not a comic idea in my head.
以前你没有也写得出来 That's never stopped you before.
你的绅士头衔归功于他的戏剧 His comedy made you a gentleman.
行了 我们别打扰他了 Now, come on, let's get out of his hair.
直译 离开他的头发
也没剩下多少了 Yeah, what there is of it.
女儿 明明还有很多 Which is, in fact, a lot, daughter.
你们觉得我头发稀疏 The impression of thinning is a trick of the light
只是因为我的头皮特别反光 caused by my unusually shiny scalp.
你就是秃了 儿子 You're bald, son.
承认吧 Own it.
我不向任何人道歉 I apologise to no man!
尤其我现在身份高贵 Especially now I'm very, very posh
举止优雅 之类的 晓得吧 and terribly refined, and quite the thing, don't you know?
承受雨露吧 Watch out below, don't you know?!
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莎士比亚 莎士比亚 Shakespeare! Shakespeare!
莎士比亚 Shakespeare!
那个土包子蠢货真是 That oiksome oaf is ever a thorn
我软肉里的一根刺 in my soft and tender botty-buttocks.
这样一个出身低微的人跃升到绅士阶级 'Tis against all natural order that a man of such lowly stock
这违反了自然法则 be permitted to rise to a gentleman's rank.
必须除掉莎士比亚 This Shakespeare must be destroyed.
怎么除呢 But how...
荣光女王亲自对他示好 when Gloriana herself hath smiled
伊丽莎白一世
喜欢他那部蠢驴的剧 upon him because of his big donkey-gag play?
嗯... Well...
如果我能毁掉他的聪慧 If I cannot stop his genius,
也许就有办法剥削他的头衔了 then perchance there is a way to deny him credit for it.
没错 我有主意了 Mm-hm! I begin to see my way.
莎士比亚先生 我很困惑 Mr Shakespeare, confused am I.
你说你没有喜剧灵感 You say you have no ideas for a comedy,
但我知道有一部喜剧你打磨了好几年 and yet I know you have been hard at work on one for ages.
从你读给我们听的部分来看 And from what you've read us,
我相信那个剧本会是你最出色的作品 I believe it will be your greatest gag-fest yet.
喜剧吗 孩子 我没写喜剧啊 Comedy, child? I've writ no new comedy.
你写了 就是你一直叨叨的那部 Yes, you have. The one you keep telling us about.
有关丹麦王子的那个剧本 The one about the Prince of Denmark.
- 哈姆雷特吗 - 中心角色非常搞笑 - You mean Hamlet? - Hilarious central character!
写得太好了 Pure genius.
暴躁矫情又自以为是的学生 A grumpy, whiny, self-important student
不好好学习 who does up absolutely zero coursework
还自视甚高 and will not get over himself!
我特别喜欢 I just love it!
找个工作吧 你这个废物 Get a job, you useless bastable.
而他的态度是 He's like,
我是王子 住在城堡里 "I'm a prince and I live in a castle,
特别特别有钱 特别特别悲伤 "And I'm really, really rich, but I'm also really, really sad."
家长是我的心结 没人理解我 "I've got parent issues, and nobody understands me,
我简直怀疑自己存在的意义 "And I'm just, like, questioning the whole point of my existence!"
- 我可能要自杀了 - 不 我不会的 - "I think I might kill myself!" - "Except maybe I won't."
- 要不还是去死吧 - 要不还是算了 - "Maybe I will." - "Maybe I won't."
还是死吧 "Maybe I will."
快去死吧 你这个自私鬼 没人在乎 Just do it, you selfish arsingmongel! Nobody cares!
他是有什么毛病啊 I mean, what is his problem?
因为他的父亲阴魂不散 His problem is that he is being haunted by his father,
他的叔父睡了他母亲 杀了他父亲 who was murdered by his uncle, who is sleeping with his mother!
我知道 I know!
可真是畸形的家庭 Talk about a dysfunctional family!
绝佳的喜剧材料 It's just brilliant for comedy!
我认为剧本结构非常新颖 For me, it's the structure which is so original.
一开始 他爸说 替我复仇啊 At the start his dad says, "Avenge me!"
哈姆雷特说 好的父亲 我马上替你复仇 And Hamlet says, "On it, Dad. I will avenge you right away."
但他没有立刻复仇 But then he doesn't.
而是等了整整五幕 For five flipping acts!
说真的 莎翁 你太了不起了 Honestly, Mr S, you are amazing!
创造了这样一个自负的权贵 Creating a vain, entitled,
一个自恋又拖拉的巨婴 self-obsessed, procrastinating crybaby
一个头长在屁股里的家伙 who's taken up permanent residence in his own arsington!
我还以为需要几个世纪 I imagine it could have been centuries
才会有人想得出这样的喜剧角色 before someone came up with a comedy around a person like that.
但这部剧应该是悲剧啊 But it's supposed to be tragic!
确实确实 And it is.
大家会想 天哪 这个人可真是可悲 As in, "Oh, my God, that bloke is just tragic!"
我最喜欢的是结尾的闹剧 My favourite bit is the mini-farce at the end.
结尾的闹剧 Mini-farce at the end?!
就是死亡的那一幕 The death scene.
真是太高了 Oh, it's so over the top
您肯定得需要一把梯子来写才够得着 you must have needed a ladder to write that!
我去开门 I'll get it.
《哈姆雷特》才不是喜剧 My Hamlet is not a comedy!
而是一段法医般精准的探索之路 It is a forensically astute journey
深入剖析人类灵魂那颗饱受折磨的心 into the tortured heart of the human soul!
无畏地审视存在这一令人痛苦的事实 Its fearless examination of the agonising reality of existence
极具洞察力 特别是死亡那一幕 is searingly perceptive. Particularly the death scene!
威廉 得了吧 Will, come on, please!
死亡那一幕 法医般的精准 The Hamlet death scene? Forensically astute?
真实得无懈可击 Fearlessly realistic?
您当我傻吗 You are pulling my plonkington.
我没有取笑你们 I am not pulling your plonkington.
《哈姆雷特》里死亡那一幕 Hamlet's death scene is the greatest and most convincing scene
是我写过的最伟大 最令人信服的场景 I have ever written.
那十八页达到了展现生死本质的最高境界 An 18-page masterclass on the true nature of life and death!
但伯比奇要求我写一部轻松的滑稽戏 However, since Burbage requires a light and whimsical comedy,
我只好把我的悲剧大作放在一边 I must set aside my tragic masterpiece
转而在别处寻求灵感 and search for an idea elsewhere.
我在门下面找到了这些字条 I found this note under the door.
哦呦 Ouch.
我有点担心 Well, that's a bit worrying,
毕竟伦敦那些人恨不得 what with London seething with people
把我大卸八块 让我肝脑涂地 who would long to see my gutlings spilled from my quartered body.
大卸八块 肝脑涂地吗 基特 Gutlings spilled from your quartered body, Kit?
事态真的这么严重吗 Can things really be as serious as that?
你懂的 凡动刀的 必死于刀下 You know how it is. Live by the sword, die by the sword.
显然我明白 基特 Well, obviously, I know, Kit.
是我创造了这个短语... 在... 'Twas I that coined the phrase... in...
我想是在《理查三世》里 in my Richard, I think,
或者某一部亨利王有关的剧 or possibly a random Henry.
那里面多次提到刀剑 A lot of swords in those.
但肯定来自我的某一部剧 But definitely one of mine.
那么 莎士比亚先生 为什么不叫看守 Why then, Mr Shakespeare, call the Watch!
向枢密院上诉 Appeal to the Privy Council!
大喊 这是阴谋诡计 Cry, "Foul and naughty tricks!"
我想你已经被抄袭了 for I fear you have been plagiarised.
抄袭 谁抄袭 是谁偷窃了我的大作 Plagiarised? By whom? Who's stealing my biggies?
把这个混账窃贼的名字说出来 Name this thieving bastable!
是门徒马太 The Apostle Matthew.
真是讨厌鬼 算什么耶稣的门徒 The swine! And him a man of God!
莎士比亚先生 Mr Shakespeare,
凡动刀的 必死于刀下 "He who lives by the sword shall die by the sword"
这句话来自圣经 is in the Bible.
真的吗 你确定吗 Really? Are you sure?
是啊 Yes.
马太福音 二十六章 五十二节 Matthew, chapter 26, verse 52.
然而有趣的是 这也并非马太的原创 Although, interestingly, he didn't come up with it either.
这个短语 A form of the phrase first
首先出现在古希腊戏剧《阿伽门农》中 appears in the Ancient Greek play Agamemnon
作者是不朽的埃斯库罗斯 by the immortal dramatist Aeschylus.
如果马太可以用 那我也可以 Well, if the Apostle Matthew can pinch it, then so can I.
是的 基特 就是我的原话 Yes, Kit, definitely one of mine!
这样我就能播下混乱的种子 And so do I continue my private task of sowing confusion
混淆我事实上的作品和 about what I actually wrote
人们想象中我的手笔 and what people merely think I did.
直到有一天 无知而虚荣的人们 Until the day dawns when people in their ignorance and vanity
会把一切听上去古老的真理都归功于我 will attribute any archaic-sounding truism to me
并确信它们就是属于我 in the certitude that it might easily have been me,
即使并非如此 也没人知道其中差别 and if it wasn't, no-one will know the diff.
因此最终我会成为 Thus will I eventually get credit
发明整个英语语言系统的人 for inventing the entire English language.
拿着你的《坎特伯雷故事集》一边去吧 So, shove that up your Canterbury Tales,
英国中世纪最杰出的诗人
杰弗里·乔叟 Geoffrey Chaucer!
有意思 罗伯特·格林来信 This is interesting. It's from Robert Greene.
他在组织一场 He is organising an
伦敦一流作家的知识分子沙龙 intellectual salon of London's foremost writers.
他们打算到乡村隐居... 听听这个... They intend to retreat to the country for... Get this!...
待上一年 全程禁欲 A whole year, forswearing all rumpy-pumpington
这样就可以远离女人的烦扰地 and, instead, discussing Roman philosophy
讨论罗马哲学 far from the distracting company of women.
拉丁语 通常受过教育的人才懂
唉 女人如此愚蠢 Eheu, feminae tam stultae sunt
男人根本无法与其讨论罗马哲学 ut de philosophia romana disputare nequeat.
什么意思 凯特 What was that, Kate?
我当然听得懂 但宝特姆不行 I know it, of course, but for Bottom's sake.
我说的是拉丁语 多么遗憾 女人如此愚蠢 It's Latin for, "How sad that women are too stupid
男人无法与其谈论罗马哲学 "To discuss Roman philosophy."
确实很可惜 但没办法 Well, yes, it is a shame, but there you go.
没必要为这伤心 女人都笨 这是本性 No point crying about it. Birds are thick. Can't change nature.
忘了这件事吧 Get over it.
不管怎么说 这都是很好的消息 Anyway, this is great news.
我是说 通常我不会 I mean, normally I wouldn't
进入无性沙龙周围一百英里的范围内 go within 100 miles of a no-sex salon,
但现在所有人都在抓我 but with every man's hand against me,
风头过去前 这大概是完美的藏身之地 this could be the perfect place to hide until the heat's off.
对我来说也是极好的消息 基特 And great news for me, too, Kit.
和上流社会隐居创作正合我意 A posh boys' literary retreat is just the place I need
让我好好构思这出把我难倒的喜剧 to come up with an idea for this comedy which eludes me.
莎士比亚先生 您要放弃一整年的性行为吗 But, Mr Shakespeare, a whole year forswearing rumpy-pumpington?
您的太太不会反对吗 Won't your wife object?
我认为安妮不会介意这一发的 凯特 I don't think Anne will mind missing out on one bonk, Kate.
她又不是色情狂 She's not a sex maniac.
宝特姆 帮我收拾行装 Botsky, pack my bags.
等一下 威廉 邀请信只是给我的 Hang on, Will, the invitation's just to me.
过分 Outrage!
伦敦最讲究的诗人集会居然把我排除在外 London's daintiest poets assemble and I'm excluded?!
就像举办丛林野兽聚会 They might as well have a gathering of jungle beasts
却不邀请狮子 and not invite the lion!
希腊众神聚会却不邀请宙斯 Of Greek gods and not invite Zeus!
馅饼的馅料聚会却不邀请牛排和肾 Of pie fillings and not invite steak and kidney!
要我说是鸡肉和蘑菇 I'd have said chicken and mushroom.
我的话是火腿和韭菜 那真是馅料之王 Ham and leek for me. King of pies.
你们疯了 应该是苹果和黑莓 You're crazy. Apple and blackberry.
如果算上甜馅料... Oh, well, if we're allowed sweet fillings...
你这个馅料聚会的比喻里 Are we allowed sweet
有甜馅料吗 威廉 fillings at this pie-gathering metaphor, Will?
没有 只有咸馅料 No, I think only savoury.
听着 这无关紧要 Look, it doesn't matter!
重要的是 The point is that,
再重复一遍 yet again, pamperloins and
这帮权贵是在鄙视我 folderols are snooting their cocks at me!
我要自己举办乡村沙龙 Well, I shall create my own country salon.
宝特姆 收拾行装 Bottom, pack my bags!
我要去斯特拉福写一出伟大的喜剧 We're off to Stratters, where I shall write a great comedy.
或者您就把《哈姆雷特》给他们 省得奔波 Or you could just give them Hamlet, save us a trip.
《哈姆雷特》不是喜剧 Hamlet is not a comedy!
劳驾 一杯水就好 露西夫人 Water only, if you please, Mistress Lucy,
因为我们要讨论举办文学沙龙的事情 for we are here to discuss the forming of a literary salon.
文学沙龙 哼 A literary salon? Hm!
讨论传奇狮子王木法沙 What in the name of Mufasa, the legendary lion king,
和淘气的儿子辛巴名字的寓意 是吗 and his playful son, Simba, is that?
是一群知识分子聚集起来 所有参加的人 An intellectual grouping where all who attend
都将过上充满精神力量和韧性的生活 will live lives of mental strength and resilience,
并打算禁欲一整年 forswearing all rumpy-pumpington for a whole year.
这种测试在非洲文化中也很普遍 Such tests are also common in African culture.
当一位马赛战士要成为真正的男人的时候 When it is time for a young Masai warrior to become a man,
他要独自放牛很长时间 he herds cattle all alone for many, many days,
之后接受割礼 then he allows himself to be circumcised
由一个疯疯癫癫的老傻子实施手术 by a crazy old fool
器械是石质工具 也没有医学训练支持 with no medical training using a stone tool.
因此证明了他有精神力量和韧性 Thus proving mental strength and resilience?
因此证明了所有男人都是白痴 Thus proving that all men are idiots,
不管他们来自哪里 wherever they come from. Hm.
愚蠢的异教徒女人 Foolish, heathen woman.
好在她退出了我们的谈话 But now she hath removed herself from our conversation
那我说下我隐匿已久的黑暗想法 will I speak my darkest thoughts.
这场乡下沙龙是一个阴谋 一个局 This country salon is a ploy, a trick,
是铲除威廉·莎士比亚 part of an ingenious plot
绝妙计划的一部分 to destroy William Shakespeare.
把他引到乡下来杀掉吗 格林先生 Are we to lure him into the country to kill him, Mr Greene?
弗朗西斯爵士 杀掉他恐怕已经远远不够了 I fear, Sir Francis, that killing him is no longer enough.
我们不是要夺其性命 而是要毁其名声 'Tis not the man we must destroy but his reputation.
但是怎么做呢 莎士比亚可是当今的风云人物 But how? Shakespeare is the man of the hour.
没错 大人 Exactly, Your Grace, but I
但是我指的名声不是这一时 几天 几年 speak not of hours, nor days, nor yet years,
几十年 几百年 but decades, centuries, even.
今日 我们播下怀疑的种子 For today we begin to sow the seeds of doubt
人们就会质疑 that will make people question
莎士比亚是否自己创作了这些戏剧 whether Shakespeare ever wrote his plays at all.
我计划的第一步就是 And the first step in my plan
杀掉...不是莎士比亚... is to kill... not Shakespeare...
而是马洛 but Marlowe.
雅芳河畔斯特拉福
别问 什么都不要问 Don't ask! Simply do not ask!
旅行愉快吗 亲爱的 Good journey, love?
我刚说了不要问 但既然你已经问了 Well, I did say, "Don't ask," But since you have asked,
不 这趟旅行一点都不愉快 no, I did not have a good journey!
不仅环境脏 不舒服 有延误 Not only was it dirty, uncomfortable and delayed,
而且我买票竟然比车上其他人 but also it turns out I paid three shillings more for our tickets
多花了三先令 than anybody else on the coach.
怎么会这样 儿子 How did you manage that, son?
怎么会这样 老妈 因为我疯了 精神紊乱了 How, Mum? Because in my madness, my utter insanity,
我在要坐车的这一天 I bought my coach ticket at the coach station
才在车站买了车票 on the day I wanted to get on a coach.
听着荒谬吧 A ridiculous thing to do, of course,
后来我们又陷进了泥坑 as I discovered when we got mired in mud.
利明顿温泉附近大雨倾盆 Heavy downpour near Leamington Spa.
显然 Because, obviously,
那一片之前从来没下过雨 there's never been rain in the Midlands before,
马车车夫怎么能想到会遇上泥坑呢 so how could the geniuses that manage the coaching infrastructure possibly have expected mud?
然后 我就和被困的这些旅客 Anyway, talk amongst the
讨论起了票价 stranded travellers turned to ticket pricing,
天呐 这才发现规则极其复杂 and, oh, what a labyrinthine maze of satanic complexity
满是套路 was then revealed!
首先发言的是一位友善的女士 First to speak was a goodly matron
她买了非高峰时段家庭实惠票 who had bought an off-peak super family savington.
出发前一天订的票 Booked prior to the day of departure
只享受部分服务 and valid only on certain services.
为此花了两便士 For this she had paid tuppence.
非高峰时段的家庭优惠 Well, an off-peak family
听起来挺合理的 concession sounds like a reasonable idea.
接下来发言的是一个 Then piped up a rank and
臭烘烘的农民 他只花了一便士 stinking yeoman who had spent but a penny
就在出行前一周 on a nontransferable specialing savey-savey,
买到一张不可转让的内部专供票 purchased no less than a week before travel
仅限于在上午十点到十一点 and accepted only on coaches that depart
出发的车次使用 between the hours of 10 and 11 each morning.
非高峰时段出行的票会便宜点 Well, travelling when the service is less busy would help.
最后 是一个长着疣的老古板 Finally, spake a stern and warty spinster
只花了四分之一便士 who had paid a farthing
买了一张双重折扣降价随机的 for a double-discount cut-rate supesome-dupesome,
内部专供 非高峰时段的老年票 savey-wavey, chips-and-gravy, age-concession, off-peaky-weaky,
这票在上辈子他就买好了 purchased in a previous life and valid only on coaches
还仅限在车夫中间名是杰罗德的车次使用 where the driver's middle name was Gerald!
我又不是预言家 不是诺查丹马斯 I am not a soothsayer. I am not Nostradamus!
法国预言家
换做是他 就不会这么糟了 对吗 He'd have been all right, wouldn't he?
就像他成功预测了 As well as predicting the
世界末日和反基督的降临 end of days and the coming of the Antichrist,
他应该能预测到渺茫遥远的未来 he could have foreseen that on some specific date
有这么个特别的日子 in the dim and distant future,
需要买张回奇平诺顿的票 he'd want a return ticket to Chipping Norton!
但是你回来干什么呢 亲爱的 But what are you doing home, anyway, love?
我们离开伦敦 好让你专心创作新的喜剧 We left London so you could get on with your new comedy.
我发现自己爱极了乡村的宁静 夫人 I find I crave the peace of the country, wife.
事实上 我要举办一次乡村文学沙龙 In fact, I'm convening a country literary salon.
格林邀请我去他的沙龙 但是我告诉他 Greene invited me to his, but I told him,
不要以为我刚成为绅士 "Just because I'd been made gentleman
就会跟你们这群势利的贵公子鬼混 "Doesn't mean I want to hang out with you snootish pamperloins."
其实是因为他们没有邀请你吧 You mean they didn't invite you.
是 他们确实没邀请我 但是如果他们邀请了 No, they bloomin' well didn't, but if they had,
我铁定会这么回复他们 that's definitely what I would have told them.
你要利用好你的愤怒 爸爸 You've got to use your anger, Dad,
武装自己 empower yourself.
写个关于文学沙龙的喜剧 Write a comedy about a literary salon.
一群愚蠢的贵公子 Do a play about a bunch
自视甚高 of stupid posh boys who are so up themselves
准备禁欲 投身罗马哲学 they give up sex so they can study Roman philosophy.
我赞成 这个故事设定不错 Well, I agree, it's not a bad set-up,
可是写不够五幕 but I couldn't stretch it across five acts.
那你就拓展一下 Well, you've got to work it up a bit.
假设他们决定禁欲后 How about once they've come up with the no-sex rule,
又来了一群辣妹 some hot babes turn up?
我正准备说 As I was about to say,
除非有辣妹出现 the way to make it work would be to have some hot babes turn up.
你说说我接下来该写什么了 Tell me a bit more of what I was about to say.
显然 他们被辣妹们迷得神魂颠倒 Obviously, the snooty posh boys are gagging for the hot babes,
但碍于这个愚蠢的禁欲原则 无法行动 but they're stuck with their stupid no-girls rule.
真棒 天呐 我写得太好了 Loving it. God, I'm good!
于是 每个家伙都背着其他人偷约女孩 So, each lad has to try and grab a girl in secret
这样别人就不会发现他们违规了 so their mates don't find out that they've broken the bro code.
完美 他们都掩饰着同样的谎言 Brilliant! They're all covering up the same lie.
你想故事怎么收尾 How will you end it?
我是说...我想故事怎么收尾 I mean... How will I end it?
我想 当真相大白时 I reckon, when all is revealed
这些贵公子都因为自负得到了教训 and the posh boys have learnt the lesson of their conceited ways,
辣妹们愤然离开 the hot girls bugger off
告诉这些谦卑的追求者 and tell their humble suitors to wait a year
要想碰她们 得等上一年才行 before they can cop a bit of a feel-up.
我连笑点都想好了 And I've even thought up a punch line.
不得不说 这是个不错的故事 Well, I must say, it sounds like a fun idea.
好的 现在就差编一些 Yes, and now it only remains to crowbar in
无厘头的情节和一些无关紧要的人物了 the incomprehensible subplots and pointless minor characters,
然后就大功告成 and I'll be done.
我就知道你不会写得这么简洁明了 I knew it was too good to be true.
主人 既然故事主线有了 Master, don't go there.
就别加那些情节和人物了 You've got your plot. Just leave it be.
开什么玩笑 Don't be absurd.
这些无关紧要的人物和无厘头情节 Pointless minor characters and incomprehensible subplots
是我标志性的风格 人们喜欢看 are my signature thing. But people love them.
日后一定更受欢迎 And I only expect them to get more popular over the years.
尤其是在学龄儿童中间 Particularly with schoolchildren...
他们将不得不在课堂上朗读我的戏剧 who will no doubt delight in being
一定特别开心 forced to read my plays out in class.
试想一下 老师会把重要角色 Imagine it. The master will
分给他喜欢的学生 hand out all the big roles to his favourites,
那些讨厌的调皮鬼 and all the snotsome grotsomes at the back
会觉得被忽视了 will think themselves passed over,
却喜出望外地发现有无厘头情节里 but then, oh, joy, there be myriad minor characters
有无数无关紧要的小角色 servicing the incomprehensible subplot,
最后他们也不会错过演戏的机会 so they won't miss out after all.
这就像是对一茬又一茬年轻人的诅咒 It's like a curse on youth ricocheting down the years.
露西小姐来了 马洛先生 Miss Lucy is come calling, Mr Marlowe.
我告诉她莎士比亚先生在斯特拉福 I told her Mr Shakespeare was in Stratford,
但是她说要见你 but she says she wants you.
你有危险了 马洛先生 You are in great danger, Mr Marlowe.
格林先生 弗朗西斯爵士和牛津公爵 Mr Greene, Sir Francis Bacon and the Earl of Oxford
想把你引到乡下杀掉 intend to lure you to the country and kill you.
天呐 露西小姐 为什么呢 Goodness, Miss Lucy, but why?
为了搞臭莎士比亚先生的名声 To discredit Mr Shakespeare.
格林先生认为一旦你神秘地消失了 Mr Greene believes that if you disappear mysteriously,
就会有阴谋论兴起 a theory of conspiracy will develop,
说你为了逃避这个充满侦察 that you went into hiding
和不检性行为的世界 to escape the complex world of espionage
而躲起来了 and sexual indiscretions
而你正深陷在这个污浊的世界里 in which you were mired.
但你继续着文学创作 But you continue to write plays in secret,
化名为"莎士比亚" using Mr Shakespeare's name as a cover.
好家伙 这个说法听着还挺真实的 Goodness. That does sound like rather an attractive theory.
是啊 谁还会相信那些大作 Yes. And a lot more interesting than all those works of genius
是一个从中部乡镇学校来的秃子写的 being written by a town-school baldy-bonce from the Midlands.
马洛先生 你绝不不能去文学沙龙 Mr Marlowe, you must not go to this literary salon,
如果你去了的话... 嘿 for if you do... Hey!
你就回不来了 ...you will not return.
我想好新剧本了 而且 I have my new comedy and, what's more,
刚想到题目 I've just thought of the title.
因为这部剧是关于求爱之艰难的 Since it be about the effort that goes into wooing,
所以不如就叫《爱的旅途》 I shall call it Love's Labour's.
我喜欢 I quite like it.
不过好像少了什么似的 It just feels like it's missing something.
也许可以再加上一个以L开头的词 Maybe a third word beginning with L.
讽刺 Lampooned.
太刻意搞笑了 Too comical.
就好像在昭告天下这是部喜剧一样 Kind of announces the funny.
你不会是想让人家错以为这是部悲剧吧 Yeah, you don't want to lure them in with false expectations.
"切开"怎么样 就像切开脓肿那样 How about "Lanced", like a boil?
《爱的创痕》 Love's Labour's Lanced?
还可以 Not bad.
润滑 Lubricated.
好像有点歧义 Goes to a slightly weird place and...
而且太长了 perhaps a bit long.
要简短有力 恰到好处 略带惋惜之情 It needs a nice, short, punchy word with a touch of regret.
我想到了 Got it!
- 失去 - 鞭笞 - Lost. - Licked!
《爱的鞭笞》 Love's Labour's Licked?
简直完美 鞭笞 收服的意思 It's perfect. Licked, as in "Got it licked".
千金小姐接受了贵公子的求爱 The posh bird has taken the pamperloin's love
把他驯得服服帖帖 and she's licked it.
威廉 威廉 Will! Will!
打扰各位了 我找威廉有急事 Pardon me, all. Just need to talk to the man.
我有性命之忧 你得帮我 I'm in mortal danger. You've got to help me.
天哪 基特 你想让我们把你藏起来吗 Goodness, Kit, do you want us to hide you?
不行 藏起来还不够 他们还是会找到我的 No, it's not good enough. They'll find me.
我得想办法假死 而且必须能以假乱真 I need to fake my own death, and it must be utterly convincing.
不能给人留下任何破绽 We can leave nothing to chance.
是的 No, absolutely!
这个佯死必须精准得像法医的手法 This death scene has to be forensically astute.
你说得太对了 You've got that right.
- 必须真实得无懈可击 - 必须的 - Fearlessly realistic. - Totally.
必须达到展现生死本性的最高境界 A masterclass on the true nature of life and death.
你知道我在说什么了吧 I think you know where I'm going with this.
都是前面夸《哈姆雷特》的话
文学沙龙
先生们 在乡下的这段赋闲时间 Gentlemen, this enforced idleness in the country
我们会有收获的 will be worth the trouble.
马洛一失踪 With Marlowe's disappearance,
我就散播第一个阴谋论 I plant the first of my theories of conspiracy
莎士比亚的名声会因此备受侵扰 which will dog the Crow's reputation for all time.
第一个 格林先生 你还有准备了别的吗 The first? Mr Greene, you have more?
哦 没错 Oh, yes.
弗朗西斯爵士 接下来就该你上场了 Next must you, Sir Francis Bacon,
你以后写作的时候 ensure that included in your future writings
多用点莎士比亚 there be certain words and punctuation
常用的词和标点 common to those used by Mr Shakespeare.
这样一来 那些记性好又自以为是的蠢蛋 Thus will future anally retentive, self-important saddos
就会发现你们俩作品的相似之处 find evidence of similarity between your works and his
最终以为你就是莎士比亚 and conclude that you are Shakespeare.
但是 格林先生 我们都用英语写作 But, Mr Greene, of course there will be similarities
本来就会使用相似的单词和标点 of words and punctuation. We both write in English.
没错 Exactly.
证据如此确凿 我自己都心悦诚服 It's so conclusive, I'm almost convinced myself.
还有你 亲爱的牛津伯爵 And you, my dear Earl of Oxford,
总有一天我会让所有人都以为 I intend that you, too, will one day
你才是莎士比亚作品的创作者 be thought of as a putative author of the Crow's plays.
太扯淡了 格林先生 This is absurd, Mr Greene.
马洛 弗朗西斯 我 我们三个 There is not one single shred of evidence linking either Marlowe,
和莎士比亚的作品完全扯不上关系 Bacon or myself to Shakespeare's plays.
正是这样 Exactly!
正因为没有关系 There is no evidence.
你还能想到更好的掩饰方法吗 Can you think of better proof of a cover-up?
这个计划 And it begins...
从马洛的死亡 with the death...
开始 of Christopher Marlowe.
先生们 你们也知道 And so you see, gentlemen,
马洛先生的敌人正在密谋追杀 蓄势待发 Mr Marlowe's enemies gather for the kill,
唯一能救他的办法 and the only way to save him
就是让人相信他已经死了 is for the world to believe him dead.
你想要我们伪造马洛先生在一场打斗中死亡 So, you intend we fake Mr Marlowe's death in a fight?
一点没错 Absolutely.
借此还可以向你和总讥笑人的基特证明 And, in so doing, prove to you and sneering Kit
我非凡的《哈姆雷特》不是一出喜剧 that my sublime Hamlet is not a comedy
- 而是对阴暗人性的揭露 - 祝你好运 - but bitter human truth. - Good luck with that!
我们现在先排练一遍 We will rehearse the scene
然后一会儿去拥挤的酒馆里表演 now and perform it later in a crowded tavern.
好 现在开工 So, to work.
马洛先生怒气冲天地来到酒馆 Mr Marlowe arrives at the tavern full of fury.
这一段都照搬了《哈姆雷特》剧情
- 打算杀了我 - 对 没错 - Intent on killing me. - Yes, that's right.
你扮演他的叔叔克劳迪思 You're playing his uncle, Claudius.
为什么是克劳迪思 Claudius? Why Claudius?
因为我觉得这个名字挺适合 Just thought it was a good name
一个睡别人老婆的谋杀犯 for a murdering, cuckolding bastable.
所以他睡了别人的老婆 还要杀人 是吧 So he's a murdering, cuckolding bastable, is he?
我喜欢这个角色 I like it!
为了让这个形象更真实 I shall give him a stoop and a limp
他还得弯腰驼背 一瘸一拐 for extra naturalism!
好极了 由于你毒死了他爸 Love it. Now, Marlowe
他要置你于死地 wants you dead because you poisoned his dad.
告诉他们是怎么毒死的 莎士比亚先生 Tell them how, Mr Shakespeare.
我正要说 I certainly will.
他把毒药倒进他耳朵里 He poured it in his ear.
不好意思 很好笑吗 I'm sorry, that's funny?
是啊 "哦 我想给我兄弟下毒 Yeah. "Oh, I want to poison my brother.
该怎么做呢 How shall I do it?
是该偷偷给他的酒下药呢 Shall I secretly put it in his wine
还是馅饼呢 or discreetly bake it in his pie?
不 我要倒进他耳朵里 No, I'll pour it in his ear.
大家不都是这么下毒的吗" Isn't that how everybody poisons people?"
我觉得莎士比亚先生是对的 Actually, I do think Mr Shakespeare is right.
谢谢你 伯比奇 Thank you, Burbage.
怪诞的喜剧剧情 Yes, the odd comic detail
能引起观众的兴趣 will pique the public interest in the case.
这不是为了搞笑 是讽刺手法 It is not comic, it's cruelly poignant.
杀害哈姆雷特的爸爸... 马洛的爸爸后 Now, having murdered Hamlet's dad... I mean, Marlowe's dad...
克劳迪思现在又跑去和马洛的妈妈调情 Uncle Claudius is now a-dallying with Marlowe's mum.
康戴尔先生 你来扮演基特的妈妈格特鲁德 Mr Condell, you will play Kit's mother, Gertrude.
很有挑战性啊 我对这个角色来说太年轻了 Quite a challenge. I'm horribly young for it.
格特鲁德和克劳迪思在相互调情 Gertrude and Claudius are flirting together
马洛怒不可遏 立誓报复 and Marlowe arrives full of fury, bent on revenge.
我一跃而起 I leap to my feet!
变成了一个驼背又瘸腿的凶狠恶棍 A savage, stooped and limping villain!
我们展开激烈的决斗 他战败惨死 We fight! He dies!
简直完美 I like it!
没错 情节无可挑剔 Yes, an excellent plot.
警察不会怀疑的 And one I feel sure will satisfy the authorities.
别犯傻了 没有人惨死 Don't be ridiculous. That's not a death scene.
死一个就够了 Blimey, there's only one death.
而且还需要复杂的诱因 Besides which, we need complex motivations.
基特的女友奥菲利娅发疯了 Kit had a girlfriend, Ophelia, who has been driven mad.
正在努力跟上你的脑洞 Trying to follow this plot.
谁说的 我说的... Who said that? I did. So...
因为基特之前不小心捅死了她父亲 Because Kit has previously accidentally stabbed her father.
告诉他们怎么回事 莎士比亚先生 Tell them how, Mr Shakespeare.
他躲在窗帘后面 基特不小心刺到他了 He was hiding behind a curtain and Kit stabbed him by mistake.
这不好笑 好吗 Which is not funny!
奥菲利娅悲愤交加地死去了 Ophelia, of course, goes mad with grief and dies.
告诉他们怎么死的 莎士比亚先生 Tell them how, Mr Shakespeare.
她掉进鸭子塘里淹死了 She drowns in a duck pond.
酒馆里还有池塘吗 There's a duck pond in this pub, then?
舞台上看不到 我是说 反正在别处 The duck pond is offstage. I mean, elsewhere.
她的死讯传了出去 Her death is reported
在我看来 总有一天 and will, in my view, one day
会有思想肮脏的老画家按照她的模样 provide the excuse for many pervy paintings
创作穿着湿透的睡衣逝去的少女形象 by dirty old artists depicting dead nymphets in wet nighties.
重点在于 奥菲利娅之死是很重要的背景 But the point is, Ophelia's death is important backstory,
因为基特出场后 because, as Kit turns up,
誓死对抗他邪恶的叔叔 hellbent on confronting his wicked uncle...
我想知道 年轻的莎翁 Just to be clear, young Will,
马洛先生是怎么知道 how does Mr Marlowe know
是他叔叔杀死了他父亲呢 that it's his uncle who's killed his father?
没错 告诉他们怎么回事 莎士比亚先生 Yes. Tell them how, Mr Shakespeare.
他父亲的鬼魂告诉他的 His father's ghost told him.
这没什么好笑的 Which is not funny!
马洛先生被父亲的鬼魂深深困扰 So, Mr Marlowe, plagued by his father's ghost,
前来为父报仇 has come to kill his uncle.
就在这时 雷欧提斯出现了 Just then, Laertes turns up.
也就是你的角色 坎普 That's you, Kempe.
雷欧提斯是谁 我错过什么了吗 So, Laertes? Have I missed something?
他是奥菲利娅的哥哥 He's Ophelia's brother,
决心要为父亲和妹妹报仇 bent on avenging his father and his sister.
这么说现在有两个要为父报仇的男人 So, we now have two sons avenging their fathers?
这是不是有点复杂了 威廉 Isn't this getting a little confusing, Will?
哪里复杂了 How? How is it confusing?
一个是为被刺死的父亲 One of the avenging sons is avenging
和溺死的妹妹报仇 his stabbed father and drowned sister.
一个是为中毒的父亲和被玷污的母亲复仇 And the other is avenging his poisoned father and defiled mother.
还要怎么清楚 How could that be any clearer?
- 想不出来 - 所以 - Can't think... - So,
伯比奇和康戴尔一起坐在酒馆里 Burbage and Condell are sitting in the pub together
嬉闹调情 having a flirt and a banter.
可以为我准备一份腌青鱼吗 Oh, can I have some pickled herrings to toy with?
我想有点事做 I'd like a bit of business,
似乎我在这场戏里没什么戏份 as I don't seem to have much in this scene.
不行 开戴尔先生 因为我太懂你了 No, Mr Condell, because I know you,
我答应你的话 马洛的死 and suddenly Marlowe's
原因就变成了腌青鱼 death would be all about the pickled herrings.
你这是胡说 That's an outrageous slur!
基特怒不可遏 Kit bursts in, full of murderous fury,
同样 雷欧提斯也怒不可遏 but then Laertes also bursts in, also full of murderous fury.
坎普打伤了基特 最终坎普死了 Kempe wounds Kit, but, in the struggle, Kempe dies.
告诉他们怎么回事 莎士比亚先生 Tell them how, Mr Shakespeare.
他捅死了自己 By stabbing himself.
你的角色 As you do.
康戴尔 你看到儿子受伤 Condell, seeing her son wounded
为自己的背叛感到愧疚 也死了 and feeling a bit guilty about rogering his uncle, also dies.
告诉他们怎么回事 莎士比亚先生 Tell them how, Mr Shakespeare.
她喝下了放错位置的毒酒 She drinks some conveniently placed poisoned wine.
也是灌进耳朵里的吗 Did she pour it in her ear?
我听说这是中毒的最佳方案 I've heard that's the best way to take poison.
基特疼痛难忍之下仍报仇心切 Kit, sorely wounded but driven by vengeful fury,
刺死了伯比奇 stabs Burbage, who also dies.
然后基特也死了 一切秩序恢复如常 Kit then dies as well, before all order is restored.
告诉他们怎么回事 莎士比亚先生 Tell them how, Mr Shakespeare.
因为挪威派兵到了英国 By the arrival of the Norwegian army.
这一切都不搞笑 None of which is funny!
主人 大事不好 Master, I've terrible news.
马洛他 死了 Christopher Marlowe... is dead.
无名墓碑 An unmarked grave.
他只得到德特福德的一块无名墓碑 An unmarked grave in Deptford is all they give him.
多么简陋的纪念碑 Such a paltry memorial.
多么仓促的结局 And such a paltry end.
我为他准备了真实又伟大的死亡场景 I had prepared for him a truly great death scenario.
但他却在因为一笔账单 在争执中 But, instead, he is stabbed in the eye in a brawl in a small room
被刺伤眼睛 over the reckoning of a bill.
想想和他作对的 And such were the number
那么多仇人 and variety of his enemies at his end that...
最终来悼念他的只有我们四个 we four are all that come to mourn him.
无法否认 略感失望 Yes. A bit disappointing, can't deny.
我有点希望举办国葬 I was kind of hoping for a state funeral.
- 基特 - 小点声 朋友 - Kit! - Keep it down, mate.
我应该已经死了的 I'm supposed to be dead.
可是 But...
你没死吗 Aren't you dead?
没啊 我叫三个朋友 No! I got three old mates from the service
用道具匕首假装了那场打斗 to rig a fight using a stage dagger.
棺材里的人是得瘟疫死的 It's a plague corpse in the coffin.
可是基特 我本来是要伪装你的死的 But, Kit, I was supposed to rig your death.
你请我帮忙的 You asked me to help.
是 可你要用《哈姆雷特》里的场景 Yeah. Yeah, but then you wanted to use that scene from Hamlet,
那就 算了吧 and, well...
他可不想到死都被人嘲笑 He didn't want people to think he'd laughed himself to death.
不过有一件好事 Still, one good thing...
既然大家都以为马洛先生是死了 With Mr Marlowe thought actually dead,
而不是离奇失踪 instead of mysteriously disappeared,
就不会再有人怀疑他 there be no chance that people will imagine he lived on
以你的名义创作了 and wrote under your name, Mr Shakespeare.
人们什么都信 People will believe anything they want to believe.
古印度人坚信 Ancient Hindu creation legend believes
世界是被一个巨大的乌龟驼着 that the world is balanced on the back of a giant tortoise.
也许是巨龟创作了你的戏剧 Perhaps the giant tortoise wrote your plays.
都我自己创作的 I wrote my blooming plays!
你非要这么说的话 莎士比亚先生 If you say so, Mr Shakespeare.
那就这么说吧 Hm! If you say so.
雅芳河畔斯特拉幅
全世界都以为马洛死了 So, the world thinks Marlowe's dead,
但实际上他就睡在你的沙发上呢 but, actually, he's sleeping on your couch.
等他确定下新身份 Well, you know, just till he sets up a new identity
开始新生活了就行了 and forges a new life for himself.
我看他可不急 亲爱的 Well, I can't see him hurrying to do that, love.
在这里吃香喝辣的多好 Not with your ale to quaff and pie to gorge.
爸爸 我读了《哈姆雷特》 Dad, I've been reading Hamlet,
我明白 and, actually, I can see
你为什么觉得这会是伟大的悲剧了 why you think it would make a great tragedy.
真的吗 丫头 Really, daughter?
同时我也明白为什么大家都笑了 But I can also see why they all laughed at it.
- 我能说实话吗 - 当然 - Can I be honest? - Of course...
于情于理就行 You know, within reason.
你还要继续修改 You need to keep working on it.
有些台词还差点意思 I mean, some of the lines are almost there.
比如 超越自我还是不超越自我 Like... "To top myself or not to top myself."
我只是觉得你没有 I just don't think you've
真正理解哈姆雷特的苦恼 quite got to the heart of Hamlet's agony.
可能是你过得太舒适安逸了 Maybe you're just too comfortable and content
无法理解悲剧人物心理 to get inside that kind of character.
我们就保持现状吧 Well, let's hope it stays that way, eh?
因为如果必须经历悲剧 Because if personal tragedy is what it takes
才能演绎哈姆雷特的绝望 to properly interpret Hamlet's despair,
那我希望这部戏剧永远写不完 I hope your Danish play be never finished.
我也是 晚安 Me, too. Goodnight.
- 晚安 - 晚安 - Night. - Night.
好啦 没关系 Well, no matter.
我已经开始写新的喜剧了 I've got my new comedy written anyway.
《爱的鞭笞》 Love's Labour's Licked.
是徒劳 亲爱的 "Lost", love.
我们不是决定叫《爱的徒劳》吗 We decided on "Lost", didn't we?
哦对 没错 Oh, yes. That's right.
苏珊娜说用鞭笞 我说徒劳 是吧 Susanna thought "Licked", but I said "Lost", didn't I?
爱的徒劳 Love's Labour's Lost.
还是叫爱的鞭笞好呢 Or should it be "Licked"?
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