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《新贵》第三季 第四集
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翻译： 阿宁 Rose 泡沫
不要叹气
出自《无事生非》
雅芳河畔斯特拉福
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翻译： 爱吃奶酪的咩
莎士比亚先生 既然你是绅士了 先生 Mr Shakespeare, sir. Now that you are made gentleman, sir,
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你也就成为了斯特拉福哨所的主人 先生 you are become master of the Stratford watch, sir.
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校对： 纽约 后期： 酒窝yy
作为哨所的中士和本地民兵的召集者 As sergeant of the watch and convener of the local militia,
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我 道布瑞中士 先生 I, Sergeant Dogberry, sir,
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很荣幸地授予 have the honour of presenting you,
先生您 您的宝剑 先生 sir, with, sir, your sword, sir.
我有剑了 玛丽 我自己的剑 I've got a sword, Mary! My very own sword!
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为了真理 为了正义 为了让那些 For truth, for justice and for shoving fair up every bastable
鄙视过我们的人闭嘴 who's ever snooted his cock at us!
哦 约翰 我是多么自豪 Oh, John! I'm so proud!
我们不再是城里的贱民 而是贵族了 No longer be we pariahs in the town but instead are posh,
只要愿意 我们可以叫任何人滚一边去 and thus can shove it up whomsoever we please.
先生 请问您真的是士兵吗 Please, sir, are you a real soldier?
是最勇敢的战士 小子 Oh, the bravest, lad.
我曾在一天之内杀了一千个土耳其人 I have slain a thousand Turks in a single day
把一大群俄国佬揍得人仰马翻 and faced down the hordes of Muscovy.
您是怎么当上士兵的 How do you get to be a soldier?
显然是用满嘴跑火车的方式 By talking complete Bolingbrokes, apparently.
征兵处永远对聪明小伙儿开放 孩子 The recruiting office is always looking for smart lads, son.
女王需要你 Your Queen needs you.
我希望成为一个勇敢的士兵 I want to be a brave soldier,
就像道布瑞中士 就像爸爸绝妙的新剧里 like Sergeant Dogberry and all the men at Agincourt
指《亨利五世》
参与阿金库尔战役的那些人 in Dad's brilliant new play.
那么你需要一把剑 孩子 Then you'll need a sword, son.
我能握一握你您的吗 Can I have a hold of yours?
不行 这是我的 No, it's mine!
上酒 上派 让我们庆祝吧 父亲回来了 Bring ale! Bring pie! Let all rejoice! Father is home.
真没想到 亲爱的 旅途顺利吗 I wasn't expecting you, love. Good journey?
令人惊讶的是... Astonishingly...
并不 no.
我本期待在安静的睡眠中 I had hoped to pass some
度过旅途的漫漫时光 of the long hours of travel in quiet slumber.
令人难过的是 这种小小的愉悦我都无法得到 Sadly, that small pleasure was denied me,
我们的车夫 嘴部患有 our coach driver having been afflicted
滔滔不绝的疾病 by a verbal version of the liquid turding malady,
快到站就大声报站 announcing every stop as we approached,
起步就再捋一遍没到的站 cataloguing all those yet to come as we departed,
下车时请我们多多保重 begging we take care as we disembarked,
提醒我们收拾好行李 reminding us to collect our belongings,
一有机会就向我们保证 assuring us at every juncture
会以乘客的舒适和安全为根本 that our comfort and safety were his top priority,
不断祝我们旅途顺利 hoping we'd had a good journey.
最终 我再也无法忍受 Eventually, I could stand it no longer,
于是果断地大声喊道 and in loud and manly voice did I declaim,
如果你停止愚蠢的胡诌 "Well, I might have a good journey
让我好好睡觉 我的旅途就顺利多了 "If you'd cease your fatuous drivelling and let me sleep!"
从此之后再也没听他吭声 Never heard another peep out of him.
是啊 因为他把我们赶下车了 Yeah, cos he chucked us off and we
我们不得不从布赖特韦尔走回来 had to walk from Brightwell-cum-Sotwell.
尽管如此 我们在道德上胜利了 A moral victory, nonetheless.
要是您不得不提行李 就不这么想了 Not if you have to carry the bags.
你不是"不得不"提行李 You do not have to carry them,
宝特姆 你是被雇来干这个的 Botsky. You are paid to carry them.
不管怎么样 终于到家了 有家人陪伴 Anyway, home now and I'm come in company.
亲爱的凯特也随我回来 Sweet Kate is with me,
还有这位以前叫做马洛的艺术家 and also the artist formerly known as Marlowe.
还有我 我也在呢 And me! I'm here, too.
你不算数 宝特姆 You do not get billing, Bottom.
你或许注意到 在我的历史剧中 You'll have noticed, in my histories,
当诺福克出场 说自己和曼彻斯特 when Norfolk enters, announcing he's come upon his hour
萨福克 诺里奇一起来了 with Manchester, Suffolk and Norwich,
又说东格林斯特德和比林斯门很快就来 adding that East Grinstead and Billingsgate are expected shortly
他们有斯劳的新闻 with news of Slough,
他并没有说 he does not add,
那个帮我做饭提行李的小子也来了 "Plus the bloke who cooks my pie and carries all my stuff."
仆人也有舞台形象 Servants go in the stage directions, I'm afraid,
吟游诗人 大臣 along with minstrels, courtiers,
领主 法国士兵也都有 letter lords and the army of France.
抱歉 宝特姆 可你是意大利人 Sorry, Botsky, but you are an italic.
我厌恶这身份 我是土生土长的英国人 I resent that deeply. I am English born and bred.
别理他 宝特姆 欢迎回来 Never mind him, Bottom. Everyone's welcome here.
你也是 凯特 还有马洛先生 愿您安息 You, too, Kate. And Mr Marlowe, RIP.
伯比奇 康戴尔和坎普先生也来拜访了 Also Messrs Burbage, Condell and Kempe are come a-visiting.
日安 莎士比亚夫人 亲爱的女士 Good day, Mrs Shakespeare, my lady.
别担心 我们不会停留太久 Don't worry, we're not staying.
只是顺道走访 前来致敬 Just popped in to pay our respects.
老天 什么风把您几位同时吹来了 Goodness! What's brought you all to the country at once?
当然是香甜的空气 莎士比亚夫人 Sweet air, Mrs Shakespeare.
伦敦现在雾霾横行 The London fog is foul just now.
所以 我们到乡村来躲一躲 So, we have accepted some rural engagements to escape it.
能离开城镇 跟真人打交道多好 是吧 Good to get out of town, play to real people, yeah?
我还得写另外一部剧 And I must write another play,
城镇中的味道是如此恶臭 让人无法集中精力 and the reek in town be so fetid, it precludes all concentration.
牡蛎正当时 Oysters be in season
领主们喜欢吹风 把脸吹得皲裂 and lord and man alike do blow wind and crack their cheeks.
呸呸呸 Tush, tush.
你离开了镇子还真是遗憾啊 Then 'tis pity you have left town,
女士 您这臭脾气 lady, for so foul be your temper,
相比之下 伦敦的空气都变得甜美 it would make even the London air seem sweet.
呸呸 臭小子 Fie, fie, sirrah.
狗嘴里吐不出象牙 A sweet compliment from a man so sour.
他俩怎么啦 What's got into those two?
马洛的假死 让两个骄傲又聪明的人 Isn't it fascinating that they're both such proud, witty people
聚在一起吵吵闹闹 that the close proximity forced upon them by Marlowe's fake death
多热闹 多有意思 has resulted in this endless, hilarious sparring?
并不热闹 亲爱的 Not very hilarious, love.
事实上 甚至有点烦人 Could get a bit irritating, in fact.
不是吧 爸爸 Oh, I doubt that.
两个冤家说着双关话 Two warring wits exchanging a constant stream of arch puns,
自鸣得意地贬低对方 拐弯抹角地侮辱对方 smug put-downs and tortuously convoluted insults?
这怎么就烦人了 Hard to see how that could ever get irritating.
威廉 你在《驯悍记》里 Yes, didn't you do something similar with your Shrew, Will,
不就是这么写皮特鲁修和凯瑟琳娜的吗 between Petruchio and Katherine?
那段真是太烦人了 Which was very, very irritating.
我们收到不错的反馈信 Got some lovely letters.
那是他妈写的 From his mum.
那么 我们得回到今晚下榻的酒馆去了 Well, we must to the tavern where we rest tonight,
明天我们得动身去伯明翰 for tomorrow, we play Birmingham.
我爱死伯明翰了 Oh, I do love Birmingham.
如此小巧 可爱 精致的小镇 Such a tiny, sweet, fragrant little town.
是啊 道路规划合理高效 Yes, with a particularly sensible,
用户友好 efficient and user-friendly road layout.
真希望这永远不会改变 Let's hope that never changes.
那么 大家再会 Well, adieu, all. Adieu.
欢聚一堂真好 Well, it's lovely to have you all.
哈姆尼特 挪挪屁股 别光顾着读剧本 Hamnet, shift your arsington and get your nose out of that play.
还有家务活要做呢 There's chores to be done.
他在读你的《亨利五世》 他爱死那部剧了 He's reading your Henry V, son. He loves it!
不止他 整个伦敦都如此 莎士比亚夫人 Him and all London, Mrs S.
这剧是绝对的成功之作 Been an absolute megahit.
呸呸呸 先生 这不是明摆着嘛 Tush, tush, sir. State the obvious, why don't you?
真不像话 女士 你真烦人 Fie, fie, lady. And 'tis obvious you are a pain.
- 呸呸呸 - 呸呸呸 - Tush, tush! - Fie, fie!
我可算有时间写《亨利五世》了 I finally got around to writing my Henry V.
难以置信 我写了这么多亨利相关的大热剧本 Amazing how many hits I've had called Henry.
想想还是有些奇怪的 到目前为止都六部了 Sort of spooky, when you think of it. Six so far.
我是说 这概率得多小 I mean, what were the odds?
还有两部写理查的 一部写约翰的 Add two Richards and a John,
《理查二世》《理查三世》《约翰王》
这三部相当于续集 我已经... which were spin-offs, and I've kind of...
某种程度上我已经发明了一种专利 I've kind of invented a franchise.
亨利宇宙 The Henry Universe.
这是个幻想宇宙 莎士比亚先生 A fantasy universe, Mr Shakespeare.
其中 仇外情绪和假历史伪装成真理 Xenophobic, fake history masquerading as truth.
趁现在尽情享受吧 我想人们不愿意一直 Enjoy it while you can. Because I can't see people long suffering
被这种简化歪曲的历史故事折磨 such simplistic and manipulative distortions
而不是阅读复杂而精心推断的历史结论 in place of complex, properly researched argument.
我觉得他们愿意 Kind of think they might.
呸呸呸 女士 有人说了大话 Tush, tush, lady. Someone's swallowed some very big words.
呸呸呸 小子 希望你能闭上嘴巴 Fie, fie, sirrah. I wish you would swallow your tongue.
呸呸呸 女士 Tush, tush, lady.
要是你咽下你的舌头 那你不仅会烦人 Well, if you'd swallowed yours, you would have a pain
还会腹痛 因为这样的饮食会让人生病 as well as being a pain, for such a diet would make anyone sick.
呸呸呸 臭小子 Fie, fie, sirrah!
我觉得我真该自杀 I actually think I may have to kill myself.
好朋友们 再接再厉 向缺口冲去吧 "Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more
《亨利五世》第三幕第一场
冲不进 就拿咱们英国人的尸体去堵住这座城墙 "Or close the wall up with our English dead."
我讨厌这种台词 太可怕了 I hate that line. It's horrible.
讨厌 亲爱的 Hate it, my sweet?
因为事实上他就是在命令 Well, he's actually telling
下属冲向墙上的缝隙 his men to charge into a gap in the wall
用尸首堵上 and fill it up with their slaughtered corpses.
我想得出这场面 亲爱的 I do understand the image, my love.
毕竟我就是作者 'Twas I who conjured it.
干得漂亮 儿子 Well, it's a good job you do, son,
你说想得出这场面 because when it comes to your images,
其实只有你想得出来 you're the only one who does.
也许是吧 爸爸 但很奇怪 Well, that may be the case, Father, but, weirdly,
我发现人们 I've found that people
并不需要理解我描写的场景 don't actually need to understand my images,
他们假装理解了就很开心 as they seem perfectly happy just pretending to.
我不能去 不能去 I can't go. I just cannot go.
我像是个彻头彻尾的疯子 I look completely and utterly crapulous.
怎么回事 What's all this?
托马斯·利夫塞爵士今晚要在教堂大厅 Sir Thomas Livesey's giving a masked ball
为年轻人举办一场假面舞会 for the young people at the church hall tonight
所有少年少女均要乔装出席 and every maid and youth must attend in disguise.
太浪漫了 Ooh, it's so romantic.
我就是在这样的舞会上邂逅了你爷爷 苏珊娜 I met your grandad at just such a ball, Susanna.
隔着一屋子人瞧见了他 Spotted him across the room.
一张可怕又丑陋的脸 就像滴水嘴兽 Oh, a fearsome, ugly gargoyle face!
我怎么会知道他是忘戴面具了 How was I to know he'd forgotten his mask?
这是我接近克劳德的机会 This was my chance to go up to Claude,
我超想和他在一起 who I really want to get with,
但现在没戏了 我的面具太傻了 but I just can't now cos my mask's too stupid.
没啊 这是一副不错的面具 苏 很好 Oh, but it isn't. It's a lovely mask, Sue. Wonderful.
但请允许我调整一点点 But perhaps if you let me make a couple of tiny adjustments.
苏真的很喜欢这个克劳德 而且她想 Sue really likes this boy Claude, and she's hoping that,
戴着那副面具 from behind the anonymity of her mask,
鼓起勇气 向他表白 she'll pluck the courage to ask him if he wants to get with her.
可我不认为戴面具有作用 But I don't think even the mask will help,
她实在是太害羞了 because she's just too shy.
好了 苏 是不是好点了 Here, Sue. Is this a bit better?
主体还是你做的 I mean, it's still mainly your work.
凯特 不可思议 Kate, it is amazing.
你真是优雅又能干 You are so elegant and talented.
你一定知道如何约男生出去 I bet you'd know how to ask a boy out.
- 我有个主意 不如就她了 - 什么 - Well, here's a thought. Why doesn't she? - What?
何不让凯特代你去假面舞会 Well, why doesn't Kate go to the masked ball in your stead
向克劳德表白呢 and ask Claude if he wants to get with her?
克劳德会以为是你 Claude would think it was you.
看到没 You see?
完全一样 Absolutely identical.
你愿意帮我追到克劳德吗 凯特 Will you help me get with Claude, Kate?
天呐 我不知道 Well, gosh! I don't know.
这是骗炮 We are talking about obtaining sexual favours by deception here.
不道德也不合法 There are huge issues of morality and legality.
如果你用我的形象和性格 I mean, if you get with him having groomed him
追到了他 这挺伤人的 using my image and personality profile, it's actually assault.
凯特 你把我一半的剧本说成犯罪了 Blimey, Kate! You're criminalising half the plays I ever wrote.
只是说说 Just saying.
那你肯吗 But you will do it, though? I mean...
你是我的朋友吧 You are my mate?
我的天 Oh, goodness!
是真的吗 我是你的朋友 不是吗 That is true, isn't it? I am your mate, aren't I?
我有女性朋友了 I've got a girlie mate.
看到了吗 萨曼莎 露比 Take that, Samantha, Ruby,
德比 卡斯 格特鲁德 帕特 Deb, Cass, Gertrude, Pat
还有其他的小贱人 and all the other bitchingtons.
谁没朋友 不是我 我有朋友的 Who's Nelly No-Mates now? Not me, because I've got one!
我当然愿意 苏 Of course I'll do it, Sue.
朋友就该在假面舞会上互换身份 Impersonating one another at masked balls is what mates are for.
教堂大厅
穿着粉色上衣的就是克劳德 There's Claude in the pink doublet.
是不是很讨人喜欢 就算戴着面具 Ain't he lush, even with his mask on?
他身边的是谁 苏 Who's that he's with, Sue?
那个男生有种奇怪 阴森 不怀好意的感觉 That boy has a strange, brooding and malevolent presence.
那是莫尔·约翰家的唐纳德 唐·约翰 That's Moll John's boy, Donald. Don John.
他看不惯别人开心 He hates to see anyone happy,
一旦我和克劳德在一起 他一定立刻就翻脸 so me and Claude copping off would get right on his tittlingtons.
他为何看不得你好 女儿 Well, why does he wish you ill, daughter?
不是针对我 他对谁都不好 Oh, it ain't just me. He's just generally wicked.
好了 我去了 Right, here I go.
苏在哪儿 玛格丽特 Where's Sue, then, Margaret?
我觉得她很合我意 我不介意和她交往 Oh, she's right lush, I reckon. I wouldn't mind getting with her.
克劳德 请别拒绝我 Why, Claude, do you deny me?
我是苏珊娜 如约而至 一起跳舞吗 先生 I am Susanna, come as promised. Will you dance a little, sir?
苏 你可真优雅 Blimey, Sue! You do sound posh.
我太兴奋了 It don't half turn me on.
进展顺利 苏 It's working perfectly, Sue.
克劳德显然是被假扮你的凯特迷住了 Claude is clearly besotted with Kate as you.
而下一位与他共舞的将是你 而不是凯特 And next time, it will be you, not Kate, with whom he dances.
妈妈 太顺利了 Oh, Mum, it worked brilliantly!
克劳德爱我 他想和我在一起 Claude loves me and he wants to get with me.
他以为凯特是我 这么告诉凯特的 That's what he said to Kate when he thought she me.
- 对不对 凯特 - 没错 - Isn't that right, Kate? - It certainly is.
那个甜蜜相思的家伙甚至忘乎所以 The sweet, lovesick fellow even so far forgot himself
询问能否更多一点接触 as to inquire if he could cop a bit of a feel-up.
当然 我 Which, of course, with
脸红红地 maidenly blushes half hidden behind my mask,
拒绝了 I declined.
那可能会露馅 Actually, that could have given you away,
因为我肯定同意 cos I definitely would have let him.
给你面具 纪念你的初恋 Here's your mask. A souvenir of your first love.
呸呸呸 女士 Tush, tush, madam.
你应该继续戴着 那样看上去更漂亮 You should wear it still, for I venture it improves your face,
我的傲慢小姐 my dear Lady Disdain.
世上有马洛先生那样的人 Is it possible disdain should die
傲慢是不会死去的 when she hath such meet food to feed it as Signor Marlowe?
我宁可听我的狗对着乌鸦吠 I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow.
说实话 你得去 Honestly, Will, you're
和那俩人聊聊 going to have to have a word with those two.
他们为什么总是针锋相对 Why do they have to be so mean?
我想我知道原因 老婆 Me thinks I see the reason, wife.
他们相爱 但互不承认 They're in love, but do deny it even unto themselves.
相爱 但他们总是拌嘴 向来如此 In love? But they've been fighting. They always do.
这就是关键 That's the point.
他们看似水火不容 They be fiery, sparky opposites
却在否认内心的真实情感 ever in denial about the true nature of their feelings.
每次唇舌之战都是他们爱的表现 All this verbal jousting is just surrogate rumpy-pumpington.
我就希望他们能赶快 Well, I wish they'd hurry
正正经经地谈恋爱 up and get to the real rumpy-pumpington,
这样搞得我很烦 because it's getting on my nerves.
那需要有人充当润滑剂 They need an intervention.
我已经撮成了苏和克劳德 I've sorted out Sue and Claude.
现在我来撮合凯特和基特 Now I'll sort out Kate and Kit.
老公 你以前说你不看好他俩的 Husband, in the past, you said you were against such a match.
还记得他们的意大利之旅吗 Remember their Italian adventure?
马洛是个到处风流的啮齿动物 And Marlowe's a shagsome, bonking rodent...
据说他 who, rumour has it,
更喜欢拼刺刀 明白我意思吗 prefers his maids with cod-dangles, if you know what I mean.
的确 如同钟摆摇摆永不停歇 'Tis true that, like the restless pendulum
象征时间老人的脚步 基特摇摆于男女两边 that marks the steps of Father Time, Kit swingeth both ways.
但他显然爱着凯特 But 'tis clear he loves Kate.
问题是他们都太高傲 不愿走出第一步 The problem is they're both too proud to make the first move,
因此我必须让他们明白对方的心意 thus must I trick each into thinking that the other doth love.
我要等一个最佳时机 I shall bide my time.
多跟我讲讲 凯特 我是不是很浪漫 Tell me more, Kate. Was I really romantic?
是的 苏 你很浪漫 Oh, yes, you were, Sue. So romantic.
克劳德坦言 我要走的时候 他心都空了 And Claude confessed he was proper gutted when I had to leave.
他要我去酒馆参加舞会后的聚会 He made me promise to meet him at the tavern for the after-ball.
妈妈 我要去酒馆 Mum! I'm off to the tavern!
酒馆 但你还是个少女 The tavern?! But you be but a maid!
我十六岁 I'm 16.
朱丽叶十三岁时 Juliet got married,
就结婚 同房 然后自杀了 consummated it and killed herself by the time she was 13.
别纠结这个了 亲爱的 坦白来讲 Yeah, well, let's not dwell on that, love, because, frankly,
我一直觉得你的父亲设定朱丽叶为十三岁 I've always thought your father making Juliet only 13
是有点奇怪 was a bit weird.
并不奇怪 It was not weird.
不得不说 这也一直困扰着我 I must say, it always bothered me a bit,
但我最终忽略了 but I decided to ignore it.
我觉得人们也会这么做 I think that's what people will do.
找些年长的女演员... Cast older actresses...
删去那句 and probably cut the line where it says about
朱丽叶没能看到十四岁的夏天 Juliet not having seen her 14th summer,
因为真的挺怪的 because it really is a bit weird.
这不奇怪 It's not weird.
这是刻意塑造的年幼无知的形象 It's a quite deliberately stylised image of youth and innocence.
如果罗密欧是个脏兮兮的老鬼 就不同了 It would be different if Romeo were a dirty old pervington,
但他显然不是 but he's not, obviously.
为什么说显然 Why obviously?
我记得你未曾提过罗密欧的年龄 As I recall, you never mention Romeo's age,
但我不能肯定 因为第二幕演到一半 although I can't be sure because, by the middle of Act II,
我睡着了 I was fast asleep.
他没有 罗密欧的年龄未曾在戏中提及 He doesn't. Romeo's age is never mentioned in the play.
什么 所以朱丽叶确定是十三岁 What, so while Juliet is definitely 13,
而罗密欧可能五十五岁吗 太可怕了 Romeo could be, like, 55 and really creepy?
不 他不可能 宝特姆 No, he couldn't, Bottom.
当我构思出《罗密欧与朱丽叶》时 When I came up with Romeo And Juliet...
- 但不是你原创的 莎士比亚先生 - 啥 - Except you didn't come up with it, Mr Shakespeare. - What?
刚开始我还以为是你原创的 At first I thought you did,
但是后来我读了《罗密欧与朱丽叶之悲惨历史》 but then I read The Tragicall Historye Of Romeus And Juliet,
亚瑟·布鲁克1562年的作品 written two years before you were born,
出版时间比你出生还要早两年 in 1562, by Arthur Brooke,
几乎和你的叙事一样 which is an almost identical narrative to yours.
你凭什么这么说 How can you say that?
起码两个"罗密欧"拼写完全不一样 Romeus is spelt completely differently to Romeo, for a start.
- 那还有不同 - 你发现什么了 - And there is one other difference. - You see?
布鲁克设定朱丽叶的年龄为十六岁 Brooke names Juliet as aged... 16.
所以你特意把她 So, you specifically made her
改成比原著要年轻一些 younger than in your source material?
你只是更改了朱丽叶的年龄吗 Juliet's age was the only thing you changed?
现在是真奇怪了 Now, that really is weird.
不奇怪 It is not weird!
我写的时候苏珊娜只有十三岁 Susanna was 13 when I wrote it
我想着重强调代沟 and I wanted to doubly emphasise the nature of the generation gap
无辜纯洁才能更加让人心碎 to make the innocent purity ever more heartbreaking.
重点是 我已经十六岁了 我要去酒吧 The point is, I'm blooming 16 and I'm going to the pub!
凯特已经完成了基本工作 我该上了 Kate's done the groundwork. Now it's time to get stuck in.
我要去守夜了 And I'll be off on my night watch.
苏 我可能会去看看你 I might look in on you later, Sue.
你可以给我买杯酒 You can buy me a pint.
你别跟我说话 Don't you dare talk to me.
我要和克劳德亲热 I'll be copping off with Claude.
不能让你毁了 I don't want you spoiling it,
让我看起来又蠢又普通 making me look all crappage and common-like.
这些干扰和愚蠢的讨论结束后 Well, now, perhaps after all these distractions
我能够继续我的写作了 and silly discussions, I can get on with my writing.
毕竟这是我回来的目的 After all, that is why I came here.
哈姆尼特 从克拉克夫人屁股上拔一支羽毛给我 Hamnet, pluck me a quill from Mistress Clucky's arsington.
我要再写一部关于亨利的剧 'Tis time for another Henry.
剧情又会充满战争吗 爸爸 Is it going to be full of battles again, Dad?
没错 It certainly is.
如果英格兰的绅士们认为 If gentlemen in England now abed
他们错过阿金库尔战役是受了诅咒 think themselves accursed that they missed Agincourt,
那么错过《亨利五世》第二部里那些战争 they're going to feel themselves royally shafted
他们会觉得是上辈子造了孽 to have missed all the battles I'm going to write about in Henry V, Part II.
文字是有影响力的 威廉 Words have consequences, Will.
年轻人可能会因为你的戏剧而死 Young men might die because of your plays.
那也是因为无聊致死 Only if they get bored to death.
- 好吧 等我守夜归来 - 我的英雄 - Right! I'm off on my night watch. - My hero!
等我回来时 还劳驾你擦拭我的利剑 When I get back, you might like to polish my weapon.
总是乐意为绅士效劳 Always happy to oblige a gentleman.
莎士比亚先生 Mr Shakespeare,
阿金库尔战役是亨利五世 the Battle of Agincourt was the peak
军事生涯的巅峰 of Henry V's military career.
自那以后他就再也没有打过胜仗了 He had no great triumphs after that.
现在他可以了 He will now.
你的历史剧根本就不是历史 Your histories are not histories at all,
只是一些设计过的好笑段子 just laughable propaganda
拍君主制度的马屁 designed to shore up the legitimacy of the current monarchy.
那又怎么样 Duh.
呸呸呸 女士 Tush, tush, lady.
如果你的颜值和你的演讲一样精彩的话 If thy face were as fine as thy speech,
那将是一件非常美好的事情 it would be a pretty thing indeed.
呸呸呸 臭小子 Fie, fie, sirrah!
他们又一次为了爱情争吵 They're at it again with the love jousting.
我想是时候给他们牵牵红线了 I think it's time to bring them together
这样真爱才有机会绽放 so that true love may blossom
我们也得到一点安宁 and we can all have a bit of peace.
我想要抽点烟 Well, I'm going to smoke a pipe.
那我希望你有火绒 先生 I hope you have a tinder, sir,
因为你没有智慧的火花来点烟 for you have no spark of wit to light it.
呸呸呸 女士 Tush, tush, lady.
就算点不着 也比你更火热 Be it ever unlit, it's still hotter than you.
宝特姆 有话跟你说 Bottom, a word.
你知道最近凯特和马洛 You know that Kate and Marlowe have, of late,
已经打了很久的口水战了吗 taken to trading verbal blows on a pretty much continuous basis?
呃 是的 真令我头大 Uh, yeah. It's doing my head in.
他们互相憎恶 这太糟糕了 They're so sick of each other, it's painful.
作为仆人 你蠢到完全搞错情况 No, not surprisingly, being a servant,
我一点都不惊讶 you have stupidly misread the situation.
互相的语言攻击并不是因为他们讨厌对方 This trading of abuse means not that they hate each other,
而是因为他们爱着对方 but that they love each other.
你是在和我说笑吗 为什么 You're joking me. Why?
骄傲的人天性如此 宝特姆 'Tis the nature of the proud heart, Botsky.
但是现在让我们来推他们一把 But now 'tis time to bring these two hearts together.
等一下我会对你说 凯特爱马洛 I intend to tell you, in Marlowe's hearing,
并让马洛听到 that Kate doth love him.
你就接我的话茬 You just go along with whate'er I say.
天呐 宝特姆 Gosh, Botsky!
你看没看见我们的凯特在给马洛先生暗送秋波 Have you seen the way our Kate's been ogling Mr Marlowe?
是的 没错 当然 Oh, right. Yeah, absolutely.
你听到她叹息 说对他一片真心吗 And you'd hear her sigh that she loves him full passionately?
是的 听到了 她叹息了很久 超级超级久 Oh, yeah, I did. She sighed big-time. Massive sighing.
什么 真是令人惊讶 凯特为我暗自神伤吗 Blimey, that's a shocker. Kate sighs for me?
我还以为她讨厌我的 I thought she hated my perky white arsington.
有效果了 我能听到他相当欣喜地 It's working! I can hear him sucking his pipe
抽着他的烟斗 with gleeful eagerness.
现在我们去凯特面前再演一遍 Now must we serve Kate likewise.
宝特姆 你看到马洛先生多么忧郁地 Botsky, did you hear how melancholy Mr Marlowe
抽着他的烟斗吗 was as he sucked his pipe?
他超级低落 So sadly did he suck.
真是我见过最忧郁的烟鬼 Saddest sucking I ever heard.
他真是一个悲伤的烟鬼 He is a really sad sucker.
他还轻柔地低语真爱的名字 Then did he whisper soft the name of his true love.
凯特 凯特 他轻声低语 "Kate! Kate!" He quoth.
"我爱你 却没有勇气告诉你" "I love thee, yet have not the courage to tell thee."
什么 真是令人惊讶 我还以为他讨厌我 Blimey, that's a shocker. I thought he hated me.
精彩 在我们两个这么强有力的助攻下 Brilliant! Thus emboldened by the promise of requited passion,
他们一定会正视他们的感情的 both will declare their love.
搞定 绝对不会失败了 Job done. Can't fail.
爱情正在我们周围发酵 Love be truly all around.
我的手指甚至我的脚趾头 I feel it in my fingers.
都感受到它的存在了 I feel it in my toes.
让路 快让开 快让开 让开 Make way! Give air! Give air! Make way!
先生 发生什么了 Sir, what ails her?
不要惊慌 莎士比亚太太 她只是晕倒了而已 Panic not, Mrs Shakespeare. The maid hath but fainted.
晕倒了 出什么事了 Fainted? But why?
酒馆里发生了一起可怕的冲突 莎士比亚太太 A dreadful confrontation in the tavern, Mrs Shakespeare.
苏珊娜和一群年轻人正在玩乐 Susanna was making merry with a group of young people
有一个叫克劳德的男孩闯进来 when a boy called Claude did approach
用最讨厌的方式诽谤她 and defame her most vilely,
说她水性杨花 calling her a tarting-slap.
我的苏 水性杨花 My Sue, a tarting-slap?
怎么会是 Never!
恐怕如此 夫人 Afraid so, Mrs S.
好像是有人看到她和另一个家伙接吻 Seems she was seen snogging some other bloke
还让他动手动脚 and letting him cop a feel-up.
但我没有做过 妈妈 我发誓 But I never done it, Mum. I swear!
不要害怕 苏珊娜 Fear not, Susanna.
你是恶劣阴谋的受害人 You have been the victim of a foul plot,
我作为守卫人的首领 已经了解到真相了 which I, as master of the watch, have uncovered.
告诉他们你跟我说的 不要遗漏任何细节 Tell them everything you told me. Omit nothing.
绝对不会遗漏的 先生 Omitting nothing, sir.
我说 "你好 莎士比亚大师 I said, "Hello, Master Shakespeare.
真是一个寒冷的夜晚" 'Tis a bit of a chilly night."
你说 "真他妈冷啊 道布瑞先生 You said, "Blooming chilly, Master Dogberry.
蛋都冻住了" "'Twould freeze the Bolingbrokes off..."
我的意思是 不要遗漏重点 When I said omit nothing, I meant omit nothing important.
你真是 一个蠢货 You are... A ass.
请允许我反对 先生 Permission to object, sir!
你难道怀疑我的地位吗 Dost thou not suspect my place?
出自《无事生非》第四幕第二场
你难道怀疑我这一把年纪吗 Dost thou not suspect my years?
怀疑 他想说瞧不起吧 Suspect? He means respect!
respect(尊重)说成了suspect(怀疑)
多么滑稽混乱的说法 What a hilarious confusion of language.
我怎么没有想到这点 I wish I'd written it.
我确定 在适当的时候 你会的 I'm sure, in time, you will.
我当时正在巡逻 I was doing my watching.
我查看了一下这里 我查看了一下那里 I was watching here, I was watching there,
我到处巡查 I was watching everywhere.
那就是我们所谓守卫人的工作 That be my job, as we be called the watch.
然后你听到了些什么 And then you heard something.
是的 先生 I did, sir,
希望这没有超出我的职责范围 先生 which I hope did not exceed my duties, sir,
毕竟我们不叫顺风耳 being as how we be not called the listen.
告诉他们你所听到的 Tell them what you heard.
一个叫做唐·约翰的地痞流氓无赖 先生 A very rogue and peasant knave called Don John, sir,
在吹嘘他的恶作剧 boasting as how he had done
明明是和小贱人玛格丽特接了吻 a trick by snogging up the sluttage Margaret
却骗克劳德说 but telling Claude as how
是和纯洁的苏珊娜接吻了 he'd been snogging up the chaste Susanna.
我已经将他关起来了 先生 I have him locked up, sir,
全村的人都将知道是他在诽谤 and the whole village will know of his slander.
谢谢你 退下吧 Thank you. You are dismissed.
好了 我们也该走了 明天还有场大戏 Well, we must also take our leave. Big show tomorrow.
把艺术传播到地方真是太重要了 It's so important to bring arts to the regions.
娱乐产业太过以伦敦为中心 It's very culturally divisive
是会造成文化分裂的 that the entertainment industry is so London-centric.
是啊 极度的文化分裂 Yeah. Like, mad culturally divisive.
我同意 I agree.
为什么在伦敦之外 Why should there not be
就没有剧院和工作室呢 a theatre or production facility elsewhere?
比如 索尔福德的兰开夏村 The Lancashire village of Salford, for example?
如果有 我们去那边工作时 Except then we'd all be horribly inconvenienced
会非常不方便 whenever we wanted to work there.
除非我们搬家 我想 Unless we moved, I suppose.
搬到... 北方 Went to live in... the North.
或许最好保持现状 再见 Perhaps best left as it is. So, we'll see you anon.
- 晚安 晚安 - 太感谢你了 伯比奇先生 - Good e'en. Good e'en. - Thank you so much, Mr Burbage.
你太棒了 老公 真是出色的警官 Oh, well done, husband. Brilliant police work.
揭发了小流氓 也恢复了苏珊娜的名声 A rogue unmasked and Susanna's name be cleared.
还能让我的克劳德回来 And I can get my Claude back.
迎接他回来之前 必须得好好教育他一番 This Claude must be taught a lesson before he be welcomed back into the fold,
而我有一个绝妙的想法 and I have a brilliant idea.
噢 天哪 Oh, God!
我们得告诉他 苏不是晕倒了 而是死了 We must tell him that Sue did not faint, but died...
心碎而死 of a broken heart.
然后我 一个严厉的父亲 找到克劳德 说 Then will I, a stern father, go to Claude and inform him that,
为了赎罪 他必须娶我的侄女普鲁 as penance, he must get with my niece Pru instead.
然后 当克劳德来找普鲁时 Then, when Claude comes here for Pru,
他发现普鲁蒙着面纱 因为... he will find this Pru all veiled because...
- 你们肯定猜不到 - 其实是我 - Bet you can't guess. - It's me.
噢 你猜到了 Oh, you did guess.
好吧 是的 你就揭露自己是苏 Well, yes, you will reveal yourself as Sue,
克劳德将得到教训 Claude will have been taught his lesson,
你将与他重归于好 过上和美幸福的生活 you will take him back and all will be love and joy.
我想你应该考虑考虑再决定 I think you should sleep on it.
走吧 孩子们 茱蒂丝 你该睡觉了 Come on, kids. Judith, you shouldn't still be up.
还有哈姆尼特 哈姆尼特 And Hamnet. Hamnet!
哈姆尼特 哈姆尼特 Hamnet! Hamnet!
哈姆尼特跑掉了 Hamnet's run away!
男孩不见了 这可是看守的工作 Boy missing? This is a job for the watch.
他不是不见了 我确切地知道他去哪了 He's not missing. I know exactly where he's gone.
都怪你和你那愚蠢讨厌的戏剧 威廉 It's you and your stupid blooming play, Will,
让那孩子对战争感兴趣 exciting the boy about war.
我会回来的 I'll be back.
征兵处
好了 莎士比亚先生 你成功入伍了 Well, Master Shakespeare, you have made your mark
你将为女王服务七年 that you will serve your Queen for seven years.
- 遵命 长官 - 敬佩 小伙子 非常敬佩 - Yes, sir. - Suspect, lad! Big suspect!
respect说成suspect 同前
哈姆尼特 你在这里干什么 Hamnet! What are you doing here?
我要成为一名士兵 在履行职责时光荣地死去 I'm going to be a soldier. I want to die in the breach.
上一次你"履行职责" 是你出生时屁股先出来 Last time you were in the breach,
breach谐音breech 指胎儿臀部先露出来的分娩情况
我差点死了 it was me nearly died,
我花了十四个小时才把你生下来 and I didn't go through 14 hours of labour
可不是为了让你这样葬送自己的生命的 to have you throw your life away.
没什么好争辩的 小伙子 就拿出你的勇气吧 There's nothing to a battle, lad. Just takes balls.
他蛋蛋掉了的时候 我会通知你的 And when his have dropped, I'll let you know.
噢 妈 Oh, Mum!
可别不尊重我 女士 Don't dis-suspect me, madam.
我曾在德国的森林中 I have fought with Frederick
与弗雷德里克王子并肩作战 in the German forests.
我对此深表怀疑 I doubt it.
但是如果是真的 But if you had,
你应该见过 熊妈妈为了保护孩子 you would have seen what a bear's prepared to do
会做出什么 to defend her young.
我就是熊妈妈 I'm mumma bear.
好吧 这样的话...你走吧 小伙子 Right. Well, in that case... Run along, lad.
你 出去 You, exit.
你被熊缠上了 Pursued by bear.
如果你以后再拿生命冒险 And if you ever risk your life again,
我一定会杀了你 I'll blooming well kill you.
多么开心啊 Such joy!
看啊 苏珊娜多么漂亮 And look how pretty Susanna is
等着克劳德来带她去约会 with Claude coming to collect her for a gadsome datelington.
多么浪漫 So romantic,
尽管他认为他来接的是 even if he does think he's coming to collect
那个并不存在的表妹普鲁 her fictitious cousin Pru.
一切都进展得很顺利 安妮 It's all working perfectly, Anne.
看看我其他的浪漫计划怎么发展的吧 And look-see how my other romantic plan develops.
基特和凯特交换着害羞的眼色和迷人的叹息 Kit and Kate do exchange shy glances and winsome sighs.
两个人都想方设法地表达着他们对彼此的爱慕 Both seeking ways of declaring their affection.
马上 嘲弄就会被甜言蜜语取代 Soon, the bantering will be replaced with sweet words of love.
你好啊 克劳德 Hello, Claude.
您好 莎士比亚夫人 Hello, Mrs Shakespeare.
您好 莎士比亚先生 Hello, Mr Shakespeare.
非常抱歉 损害了你的爱女苏的名声 Sorry about slagging off your Sue
而使她蒙受耻辱 在悲伤中死去 and causing her to die of shame and sadness, like.
我倒是很惊讶你还有胆量 Well, I'm surprised you've got the Bolingbrokes
来我们家 to show your face around here at all.
莎士比亚先生说我得娶他的侄女普鲁 Well, Mr Shakespeare said I had to cop off with his niece Pru.
你 进来 You, in.
现在 苏将会揭开面纱 And now will Sue reveal herself,
她和克劳德会一起快乐地跳舞 she and Claude will dance merrily,
基特和凯特会互相表达爱意 Kit will reveal his love to Kate, she to him,
一切将会变得甜蜜 快乐 充满了爱 and all will be love, sweetness and light.
普鲁 我是克劳德 Pru, I'm Claude.
我来和你在一起 而不是和已死去的苏 I've come to get with you instead of dead Sue.
你好 克劳德 Hello, Claude.
噢 我的天啊 你还活着 Oh, my God, you're alive.
我不敢相信 I can't believe it!
你看起来非常美妙迷人 我能和你在一起吗 And you look really lush and all. Can I get with you?
来吧 Come here!
真好 他马上就会单膝跪地了 Lovely. He'll be down on one knee before you know it.
要不双膝跪地吧 爸 Or both knees, Dad.
之前 你在全镇人面前说我是荡妇 First, you call me a sluttage in front of the whole town,
现在 我才死了一天 你就想 and now, with me only dead a day, you want to cop off
和我不存在的表妹普鲁恋爱 with my fictitious cousin Pru!
我恨你 克劳德 我以为我爱你 但是我恨你 I hate you, Claude. I thought I loved you, but I hate you.
所以 去和玛格丽特亲热吧 如果她还接受你 So, go and cop a feel off Margaret, if she'll have you.
你们都是十足的疯子 You're all blooming bonkers!
计划进展得还挺好 是吗 主人 Plan going well so far, master?
好吧 我承认这段没有按照我想象中的发展 Well, I admit that bit didn't quite go as I imagined,
但空气中仍然弥漫着爱 but love is still in the air.
- 凯特 - 怎么了 马洛先生 - Kate? - Yes, Mr Marlowe?
其实 我知道了 Thing is, I know.
我也知道了 马洛先生 I know, too, Mr Marlowe.
我听到莎士比亚先生说的了 I overheard Mr Shakespeare.
我也是 我想说的是 Same, and what I'm trying to say is,
我认为你是个好人 while I think you're very nice...
- 我认为你不是好人 - 什么 - I don't even think you're very nice. - What?
我知道你爱我 但是我真的... I know you love me, but I truly...
一点都不爱你 deeply do not love you.
等等 我不爱你 Hang on, I don't love you.
- 威廉说... - 但莎士比亚先生... - Will said... - But Mr Shakespeare...
计划还是进展得很好 不是吗 主人 Plan still going well, is it, master?
但如果你们不是暗恋对方 But if you don't secretly love each other,
为什么你们这几周互相讥讽 why have you been trading arch and impish insults
羞辱对方 these many weeks?
呃 因为我们真的很讨厌对方 Erm, because we're really sick of each other.
十分让人恼火 Deeply irritated.
所以完全不是为了掩饰暗恋吗 So, not to disguise a secret love at all, then?
在哪个世界 互相羞辱代表了 In what universe does exchanging insults indicate
互相爱慕 莎士比亚先生 secret love, Mr Shakespeare?
只在他自己扭曲复杂的世界里 亲爱的 Only in his tortuous and convoluted one, dear.
这就是为什么他是个天才 It's why he's a genius.
雅芳河畔斯特拉福
我不写《亨利五世》第二部了 I shan't write Henry V, Part II.
我们心爱的哈姆尼特差点去当兵 Having seen the way we
我们差点失去他 nearly lost our beloved Hamnet to be a soldier,
我就没有心情写赞颂战争和荣耀的戏剧了 I have no stomach for plays that speak of war and glory.
说实话 我不想再写历史剧了 To be honest, I think I'm pretty much done with histories.
不说别的 亨利系列的是不想再写了 I mean, if nothing else, I'm almost out of Henrys.
那你要写什么呢 亲爱的 Then what will you write, love?
再写一部浪漫喜剧如何 Well, how about another romantic comedy?
大伙儿确实很爱看 Well, people do love them.
但你有什么情节能写呢 But what plot will you use?
怎么了 我可以用发生在我们身边的事 Why, the one that's been happening all around us.
发生在这房子里的事 I shall use it all just exactly as it happened,
原原本本地写出来 right here in this house.
一对经常争吵的情侣其实非常憎恶对方 And at the end, will you have the two bickering lovers
面纱女孩一脚踹在前男友裆部 being revealed as actually being genuinely sick of each other,
让他跪下 这是结尾的剧情吗 and the veiled girl knee her ex-boyfriend in the scroting sack?
不 当然不是 显然他们最后会结婚的 No, of course not. They'll all get married, obviously.
你是天才 亲爱的 You're the genius, love,
但这在我听来并不像一部戏剧 but it don't sound like much of a play to me.
更像是一群别扭的老混蛋 More like a load of convoluted old Bolingbrokes.
在那无事生非 Just much ado about nothing, really.
砰 题目有了 Boom! There's the title right there...
就叫《一群别扭老混蛋》 A Load Of Convoluted Old Bolingbrokes.
我感觉又有一部热门剧要诞生了 I feel another hit coming on.
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