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《新贵》第三季 第五集
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翻译： 阿宁 加农炮抖S
这是最无情的一击
出自《裘力斯·凯撒》第三幕 第二场
培尼狄克先生 您怎么还在那儿讲话呀 I wonder that you're still talking, Signor Benedick.
《无事生非》第一场 第一幕
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翻译： 爱吃奶酪的咩 K酱
没有人听着您哩 Nobody marks you.
- 继续啊 - 嗳哟 我的傲慢的小姐 - Get on with it! - What, my dear Lady Disdain!
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校对： 纽约 后期： 酒窝yy
您还活着吗 Are you yet living?
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与其叫我听一个男人发誓说他爱我 I had rather hear my dog
我宁愿听我的狗向着一只乌鸦叫 bark at a crow than a man swear he loves me.
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继续啊 Get on with it!
康戴尔先生的人气像个灌铅的猪膀胱一样下沉 Mr Condell is going down like a lead inflated pig's bladder.
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我知道 I know.
下层人没有以前那么喜欢他了 The groundlings don't like him as they did.
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毕竟他又老又丑嘛 Aye, cos he's got old and ugly.
确实 看他的脸 'Tis true. His face,
曾经那么柔软而丰腴 如同仙子的屁股 once soft and plumpsome as a pixie's bumble-butt,
但如今饱经风霜 轮廓坚硬 满是毛发 be now craggy, hard and hairy,
就像哥布林的阴囊 like a goblin's scroting satchel.
看看伯比奇是怎么谢幕的 See how Burbage hogs the bows.
简直大错特错 Wrong, so wrong.
他的脑袋是如此庞大 His head is grown so large,
我们中空的圆形剧场 this hollow O that is our
不久就会变成他的王冠了 theatre will soon be fit to be his crown!
我得让伯比奇走人 I must be rid of Burbage.
我得让康戴尔走人 I must be rid of Condell.
威廉在伦敦的寓所
你看上去有点低落 凯特 怎么了 You seem a bit low, Kate. Why?
我对未来感到害怕 马洛先生 I am fearful for my future, Mr Marlowe.
那就别想 活在当下 Well, don't think about it. Live for today.
你是个男人 当然说来简单 马洛先生 Easy to say if you're a man, Mr Marlowe,
但女人就不敢有此奢望啦 but a woman has not that luxury.
我妈妈逐渐衰老 走向死亡 My mother is ageing and like to die.
虽然老实说 Although, quite frankly,
跟那么多男人 with the amount of slap and
眉来眼去 tickling she does with her bits of saucy ruffington,
她可能在老死之前就累死了 she's more like to die of exhaustion than old age.
但她死后我怎么办 But when she does, what of me?
作为寡妇 她在法律上享有相应的权利 As a widow, she has legal rights,
但我将会终身不婚 因而在法律上非人 but I will be a spinster, a non-person.
我能继承这房子和母亲的钱 I will have this property and my mother's money
但没有相应的法律地位 but no legal status,
沦为剥削者 机会主义者和骗钱的流氓的猎物 prey to every exploitative, opportunist, gold-digging rogue.
凯特 你我简直绝配 Kate, this could be the perfect fit!
我是说 你有财产 而我... I mean, you have property and money, and I...
是个剥削者 机会主义者和骗钱的流氓 Am an exploitative, opportunist, gold-digging rogue?
正是如此 Exactly!
你认识的剥削者 机会主义者 Better the exploitative, opportunist,
和骗钱的流氓更放心 gold-digging rogue you know.
我得赶走康戴尔 I must be rid of Condell.
他演不了美女了 He can play the totty no longer.
今晚 他演的贝特丽丝既不迷人也不风骚 Tonight, his Beatrice was about as charming and coquettish
就像亨利七世试图用溃烂的左腿 as Henry VIII trying to get his rotting and ulcerated left leg
爬上他甜美娇弱的第六任妻子一样倒胃口 over his sweet and fragrant sixth wife.
我也不想让康戴尔出演卡尔普尼亚 I cannot bear the idea that Condell will give my Calpurnia.
凯撒之妻
卡尔普尼亚 你下一部剧是关于凯撒大帝的吗 Calpurnia? Is your next play going to be about Julius Caesar?
计划正是如此 令人激动不是吗 That's the plan. Exciting, don't you think?
古代罗马 又酷又性感 Ancient Rome. So cool, so sexy.
不能想象为什么我之前没有想过写凯撒的戏剧 Can't imagine why I didn't think of doing a Caesar play before.
大概因为托马斯·诺斯 Possibly because Thomas North
英国翻译家
刚刚出版了普鲁塔克那本 has only very recently published his translation
《希腊罗马名人传》的译本 of Plutarch's Lives Of The Noble Romans,
所以你就无处可偷了 so you had no source from which to pinch it.
普鲁塔克的《希腊罗马名人传》 Plutarch's Lives Of The Noble Romans?
我不确定听没听过这本书 Not sure I've heard of it.
我上周买的 一直放在厕所里读 I bought it last week and have been reading it in the privy.
那么 我可能看过几眼... Well, I may have glanced at it while...
当我等待那栖居在一双巨石之间的 while awaiting the appearance of that shy turtle who doth dwell
害羞的乌龟露出脑袋 betwixt the twin boulders
要知道 它探头于光明后 and who emerges into the light
只会直坠黑暗的深渊 only to hurl himself straightway into the dark abyss.
又在抄袭情节啊 主人 Stealing plots again, eh, master?
听着 我的剧情得建立在某种基础之上 Look, I've got to base my plays on something.
不能全写滑稽奇怪的异装癖 They can't all be about amusingly confused cross-dressers.
难道可以吗 Can they?
绝对不行 而且我得说 Definitely not. And I must say,
一部罗马剧听上去就很好 a Roman play does sound good.
我是说 那些罗马人简直头脑发疯 I mean, those guys were crazy.
谋杀啦 大吃大喝又呕吐不止啦... Murdering, gorging, puking...
当然 他们创造了一个统一的欧洲 And, of course, creating a united Europe
使用统一的货币 去除了贸易壁垒 with a single currency, no trade barriers,
劳动力实现自由移动 free movement of labour
还统一了法律系统 and a unified legal system.
嗯... 这些就不写了 Yeah... Might leave that out.
这对我们英国人来说没多大好处 Not sure how well it would play to us Brits.
我觉得这剧会很火 Well, I think you're onto a winner,
兄弟 对于历史我了解不多 mate. I don't know much history,
但我还是知道凯撒的生活肯定很丰富多彩 but I do know that Caesar's life was absolutely action packed.
老天 可不是吗 Goodness, wasn't it just?!
三段婚姻 Three marriages,
数不清的情妇 包括... numerous mistresses, including...
原谅我... 埃及艳后 Excuse me!... Cleo-flipping-patra,
虽然占领了已知世界的一半 conquered half the known world,
越过卢比孔河 成为终身统治者 crossed the Rubicon, became dictator for life,
他却被最亲近的人刺死 stabbed to death by his best mates!
凯撒的挚友和养子布鲁图斯参与了行刺
老天 那么多惊心动魄的事件 I mean, goodness, so many amazing events!
绝对如此 Absolutely.
我准备重点写写 公元前五十五年 So, I thought I'd focus on the
他在肯特郡短暂的周末休假 short weekend break he took to Kent in 55 BC.
指凯撒远征不列颠
莎士比亚先生 凯撒侵略不列颠的计划 Mr Shakespeare, Caesar's attempt
绝对毫无成功的可能 to invade Britain was an absolute nonstarter.
他的军队几乎没能离开海滩 His forces scarcely got off the beach.
正是 我考虑过把整件事写成 Exactly. I thought I'd play the whole thing as a light comedy
关于海滨旅行的轻喜剧 about a trip to the seaside.
他来 他见 他游了一会儿泳 He came, he saw, he had a little paddle.
改自凯撒名言 我来 我见 我征服
但这出戏应该写凯撒之死 Surely the play should be about Caesar's murder.
这故事是多么激动人心啊 Such an exciting story of assassination,
又是刺杀又是弑君又是背叛的 regicide and betrayal.
没错 凯特 Yes, Kate.
刺杀 弑君和背叛 Assassination, regicide and betrayal.
谁会反对这样的主题呢 Any thoughts on who might object to such themes?
某个谢顶 黄毛 有一把大斧子的人 Balding, ginger, owns a large axe?
指刽子手
老天 我没往这方面想 Oh, goodness, I didn't think about that.
有位罩着兜帽的神秘人 There was a mysterious hooded figure at the door.
在门外留下了这张字条 Left this note.
哎呀 Zounds!
康戴尔密谋反对伯比奇 Condell plots against Burbage.
他在召集了剧院的人 He has summoned the company
准备在舞台上动手 and will betray him on the steps of the stage.
他邀请我加入他 Condell invites me to join the conspirators.
太可怕了 This is terrible.
如果康戴尔成为首席演员 If Condell becomes chief luvvie-kissie,
那么他直到七十岁都可以演少女 he'll be playing the teenage totty until his seventh age.
出演美丽的卡尔普尼亚 Enter the gorgeous Calpurnia...
即使没有动人的眼睛 没有牙齿 什么都没有 sans eyes, sans teeth, sans everything.
呕 你得阻止他 老兄 Ouch. You're going to have to stop him, mate.
可是怎么做 他说剧团支持他 But how? He writes that the company are on his side.
群演也是 He has the mob behind him.
我突然想到 这非常巧合 Well, it strikes me that, rather coincidentally,
这有点令人联想到凯撒之死 this is all somewhat reminiscent of the death of Caesar.
我不能想着罗马剧了 凯特 I can't be worrying about my Roman play now, Kate.
得先处理康戴尔先生的事 I have to deal with Mr Condell.
在普鲁塔克的故事中 叛乱那方输了 In Plutarch's story, it all goes wrong for the conspirators
因为马克·安东尼在谋杀后现身 because Mark Antony turns up after the murder
劝服了人群 and sways the mob.
老天 凯特 你是对的 My goodness, Kate, you're right.
我要到舞台那儿去 I will go to the steps of the
康戴尔要演布鲁图斯 我就来演马克·安东尼 stage and play Mark Antony to Condell's Brutus.
没错 而且说回你的戏剧 Yes. And getting back to your play,
别忘了马克·安东尼出手后 don't forget that after Mark Antony's intervention,
他为凯撒复仇成功 参与阴谋的人都死了 Caesar is avenged and all the conspirators end up dead.
我想如果把这段放进故事里 It seems to me, if you put that part of the story,
女王陛下就会批准的 Her Majesty might rather approve it.
这确实是个很好的点子 Actually, that's a very good point.
- 谢谢 - 真庆幸我想到了 - Thanks. - Glad I thought of it.
莎士比亚先生承诺要写一部罗马剧 Mr Shakespeare promises us a Roman play,
而一切准备就绪 and all is in readiness.
戏服 假发和道具都齐备了 We have the costumes, wigs and props.
现在只等剧本 而且听我一言 We await only the script. And mark me!
我演的凯撒将会比凯撒本人还成功 My Caesar will be a triumph greater even than the man himself!
嘿 老兄 他像一个巨人似的跨越这狭隘的世界 Why, man, he doth bestride the narrow world like a Colossus,
出自《裘力斯·凯撒》第一幕 第二场
我们这些渺小的凡人一个个在他粗大的两腿下行走 and we petty men walk under his huge legs
四处张望着 却发现自己 and peep about to find ourselves
直至谢幕才上台 getting upstaged at the final bows.
或者说... 他才没那么强 Or... Put better... He ain't all that,
是时候把他赶走了 and it's time he got shafted.
反对者占多数吗 But do we have the numbers?
朗吉努斯来了 Longinus approaches.
乐师们支持你 先生 The musicians are with you, sir.
伯比奇是个愚蠢的暴君 Mr Burbage is a foul tyrant
有一次甚至对着定音鼓撒尿 who did once take a pee in the kettledrum.
那些群演呢 And the mob players?
也站在您这边 With you also.
不过他们有个请求 如果您当上首席演员 Though beg that when you be chief luvvie-kissie,
一定要让莎士比亚先生缩短剧里的独白 you make Mr Shakespeare shorten his soliloquies
因为我们不得不站上几个小时 through which we must stand for many hours
假装自己听懂了 pretending to understand.
敲雷鸣器的呢 And the thunder-board wobbler?
一种用于模仿雷声的打击乐器
前台那些妓女呢 The front-of-house prostitutes?
那么万事俱备 来吧 坎普 Then all is ready. Come, Kempe.
兄弟们 伯比奇是暴君 Brothers. Burbage is a tyrant.
是时候结束他的暴政了 'Tis time to end this tyranny.
打倒他 Strike him down.
这股怒气从何而生 What means this outrage?!
你一个人包揽了观众的欢呼 这非常不专业 You hog the final bows, which is totally unprofessional.
你还霸占一整个化妆间台 错上加错 You get your own dressing place, which is just so wrong.
我演的贝特丽丝吻你演的培尼狄克时 你还放屁 And you farted when my Beatrice kissed your Benedick.
我们需要一个新的首席演员 We need a new chief luvvie-kissie!
你也有份吗 康戴尔先生 Et tu, Mr Condell?
出自凯撒的遗言 "你也有份吗 布鲁图斯"
你也有份吗 坎普 Et tu, Kempe?
垮了 伯比奇 你被人背叛了 Then fall, Burbage! Betrayed!
自由 自主 暴政结束了 Liberty! Freedom! Tyranny is dead!
野心得到了报应 Ambition's debt is paid.
我是新任首席演员 I am chief luvvie-kissie now!
怎么回事 伯比奇被篡位了吗 What's this? Be... Be Burbage usurped?
没错 你最好别反对 Yes. And it's no good you trying to object,
因为乐师 群演 because the musicians, the mob players,
敲雷鸣器的人 the man who wobbles the thunder-sheet
和前台的小姐都支持我 and the front-of-house prostitutes are all with me.
坎普万岁 康戴尔万岁 Hail, Kempe! Hail, Condell!
反对 我为什么要反对 Object? Why would I object?
朋友们 小姐们 趾高气扬的小伙们 Friends, prostitutes, strutty, shouty boys,
听好了 pin back your lugholes.
我是来批判伯比奇的 不是表扬他 I come to bury Burbage, not to praise him.
这是背叛 Betrayed!
伯比奇是我的朋友 对我忠诚公正 Burbage was my friend, faithful and just to me.
但康戴尔说他野心勃勃 But Condell says he was ambitious,
- 而且康戴尔是个值得尊敬的人 - 没错 - and Condell is an honourable man. - Yes!
康戴尔说伯比奇一个人独揽观众的欢呼 Condell has said that Burbage doth hog the final bows
还在其他演员文明演出时 and will ever parp the loud and boisterous trouser trumpet
放任戏裤发出响如喇叭的声响 during other actors' quiet bits.
- 康戴尔是个值得尊敬的人 - 万岁 - And Condell is an honourable man. - Hooray!
然而 伯比奇在酒吧的表演经常掌声雷鸣 Yet, Burbage will always get his round in at the pub
让我们数个钟头都沉醉其中 and will keep us enthralled for many... many hours
一段戏剧趣闻就能让他抓住观众 with but a single theatrical anecdote.
这是野心勃勃的表现吗 Does this in Burbage seem ambitious?
然而康戴尔说他野心勃勃 Yet Condell says he is ambitious,
康戴尔是个值得尊敬的人 and Condell is an honourable man.
是... Yeah...
所有人一起去享用庆祝晚宴 When all the company do venture forth for a celebratory supper
而买单时 有些贪食者又叫喊着 and the reckoning is brought, and some glutton or other doth cry,
我们何不平摊呢 "Why don't we just spit it equally?"
伯比奇从不狡辩自己只吃了开胃菜 ne'er will Burbage quibble that he only had a starter.
这是野心勃勃的表现吗 Does this in Burbage seem ambitious?
然而康戴尔说他野心勃勃 Yet Condell says he is ambitious.
康戴尔是个值得尊敬的人 And Condell is an honourable man.
- 是... - 看到他在做什么了吗 朋友 - Yeah... - See what he's doing here, mate?
他在用绝妙的反讽重复式演说技巧 He's using the brilliant oratorical device of ironic repetition
扭转民意 to turn the mob.
你情况不妙啊 You've been shafted.
但我们团结一致 就能压住这些人 But if we stand together, we can face down the mob.
没错 就这么办 Yeah, right, gonna do that!
伯比奇是冤枉的 Burbage is wronged!
康戴尔才是叛徒 Condell be the traitor!
伯比奇是首席演员 Burbage is chief luvvie-kissie.
伯比奇万岁 Hail, Burbage!
威廉 你绝妙的反讽重复式 Will, your brilliant oratorical
演说技巧救了我 device of ironic repetition has saved me.
有什么我能为你做的吗 Is there anything I can do for you?
请你喝一杯 还是来一段长篇戏剧趣闻 A drink? A lengthy theatrical anecdote?
那当然太好了 Oh, well, that would be lovely, of course,
但我真正想谈的是 but what I'd really like to
给我的少女选角一事 discuss is the casting of my teenage totty roles.
我又来拜访你了 露西小姐 I have come to see you once again, Miss Lucy,
因为你是一位强大的女性 既强大 又是女性 because you are a strong woman who is both a woman and strong.
我很强大 I am very strong.
若是愤怒的河马控制了局面 别再说甜言蜜语 If the angry hippo charges, do not whisper sweet words.
拿起长矛刺下去 让它成为你的猎物 Whack it with your assegai and make it your bitch.
对 Right.
事情是这样的 我母亲 The thing is, my mother is
贪恋一次又一次的肉欲 shortly like to bonk herself off this mortal coil
不久就会抛下尘世浮沉 with her insatiable appetite for bits of saucy ruffington.
而你很害怕 唯恐男人们如鬣狗般 And you are fearful, lest men circle like hyenas,
偷你的钱 爬你的床吗 steal your monies and feed on your soft flesh?
我应该没那么 Well, I'm not sure I'd
介意他们对我动手动脚 mind them feeding on my soft flesh so much,
只要富有技巧 敏感体贴 you know, as long as it was done creatively and sensitively
并适当考虑我的需求就行 with due consideration for my needs.
那可祝你好运 Good luck with that!
我担心的是我的钱和房子 It's my cash I'm concerned about, and my property.
所以我来找你了 That's why I have come to you.
没有哪个男人敢说拥有你 You have no man who claims to own you.
至少 从你阉了拐你的人贩子后就没了 At least, not since you cut off the penis of the man who stole you from your village.
你是怎么逃过剥削的 How do you avoid falling prey to exploitation?
男人害怕我 Men are scared of me.
他们认为我是女巫 我不否认 They think I'm a sorceress, and I do not deny it.
我让他们当心点 免得我缩小他们的蛋蛋 I tell them to beware, lest I shrink their privy parts.
来看这个小蛋蛋耳环 Look at these tiny testicle earrings.
我说是拽下了男人的蛋蛋 I say that I tore them
再将其缩小 但其实是唬人的 from a man and shrunk them, but it is a lie.
实际 我只是阉了一只大蛋蛋的沙鼠 In fact, I just castrated a well-endowed gerbil.
你要借吗 Would you like to borrow them?
非常感谢 Thanks awfully,
但我吓唬人可能没人信 but I don't think I'd be very convincing trying to be scary.
但如果你想独自生活 必须学会变得可怕 But you must learn to be scary if you want to live alone.
但我不想独自生活 But I don't want to live alone.
我就想找一个不自私的男人 I just want to find a man who isn't a selfish, entitled bastable.
如我所说 如果你想独自生活 So, as I said, you must
必须学会变得可怕 learn to be scary if you want to live alone.
"... 分派今天的胜利的光荣吧" "...Glories of this happy day."
结束 Finished!
《裘力斯·凯撒》 Julius Caesar.
我最好的下午之作 Best afternoon's work I ever did.
一如既往地出彩 And it won't surprise you to learn that it's brilliant.
我确信 I'm sure it is.
凯撒之死 这是惊天动地的大事情 Such an earth-shattering event. The death of Caesar.
是的 你竟然让我写他 Yes. Hard to believe that you thought I should set the play
公元前五十五年他入侵英国失败 around his abortive British invasion of 55 BC.
感谢老天 我没有听你的 Thank goodness I didn't listen to you!
宝特姆 把稿件送去格林家 Botsky, get this manuscript round to Greene's.
我希望他不要想方设法地退稿 I hope he doesn't try and find a way to deny it licence.
会过审的 我确定 Oh, he'll license it, all right. I've made sure of that.
我得去剧院了 And I must to the theatre.
该去讨要伯比奇欠下的恩情了 Time to use the favour Burbage owes me
并摆脱这个年老无趣 满腹牢骚的自恋鬼 to be rid of the ageing dragsome queenie-preenie
他还坚信 who thinks the key to
扮演少女的关键是阴毛做的假眉毛 playing teenage girls is having pubic eyebrows.
好看吗 Well?
你觉得如何 What do you think?
迷人吗 Pretty saucy?
性感吗 Pretty sexy?
我自己用火药和柠檬汁染的 Did it myself using gunpowder and lemon juice.
为什么 But why?
不明显吗 过去的我已死 Isn't it obvious? I'm dead,
我要开始崭新的人生 remember. I'm going to start life anew!
大家都知道 基特·马洛 Kit Marlowe was known as
有一头超迷人的棕色秀发 an utterly ravishing strawberry brunette,
与你眼前华丽无比的人型水仙花不同 not the drop-dead gorgeous human daffodil you see before you.
一个全新的我 This is the new me.
拥有一头金发 我就能更多地展现出 Being blond, I'll be able to show
自己富有感知力 体贴 不拜金的一面 my more sensitive, caring, non-gold-digging side.
我不会嫁给你的 马洛先生 I'm not going to marry you, Mr Marlowe.
得了吧 凯特 Oh, come on, Kate!
我们很搭 It's perfect!
你需要丈夫 而我需要新生活和新身份 You need a husband, I need a new life and identity.
你有一笔可观的遗产 一份瞩目的财产 You have a decent inheritance, an impressive property portfolio.
我有... I've got...
- 一根家伙而已 - 没错 - A cod-dangle. - Exactly!
这世界上一半人都有 You and half the people on the planet!
没错 但都不像我的 Yes, but not like mine.
"马"洛的可是重量级 We're talking a Marlowe massive here.
如果我要结婚 马洛先生 If I marry, Mr Marlowe, it will
不是要性伴侣 而是要安全感 not be for rumpy-pumpington, but for security,
而你会是我最后才会考虑的对象 and you are the last man on Earth I would go to for that!
抱歉 康戴尔先生 但你不能再演少女了 I am sorry, Mr Condell, but you can't play the totty any more.
终于不用男扮女装了 Time to hang up your coconuts.
背叛 Betrayed!
你也有份吗 莎士比亚先生 Et tu, Mr Shakespeare!
你也是吗 伯比奇先生 Et tu, Mr Burbage!
听着 我们没有让你彻底放弃舞台 Look, we're not saying you have to give up the boards completely.
不会的 我是名演员 舞台是我的生命 Never. I am an actor. The boards are in my blood!
所以你的表演才那么呆板吗 Oh, is that why your performances are so wooden?
谁说的 是我... Who said that? I did, so...
只是你不能再演天真无邪的少女了 It's just that you will no longer play the ingenue.
你将会扮演男二 You shall now take the male second leads.
嘿 Er, hello?
我是男二 因为我在意大利很出名 I take the second leads, cos I'm big in Italy.
那样的话 我建议你去那儿表演 In which case, I suggest you go and perform there.
背叛 背叛 大背叛 Betrayed. So betrayed. Like, mad betrayed.
有许多重要角色 人人有份 There are loads of great parts. Enough for all.
康戴尔先生 我认为布鲁图斯一角适合你 For you, I thought Brutus, Mr Condell.
而坎普适合演马克·安东尼 And Mark Antony for Kempe.
两个都是核心角色 读了剧本你们就知道了 Both are pivotal. Wait till you read them.
威廉 要读剧本的人不是我们 It's not us that must needs read the play,
而是罗伯特·格林 though, Will, but Robert Greene.
老实说 我有些担心他怎么看 And I must confess, I'm slightly worried on that score.
包含了刺杀 弑君和背叛的剧本 A play that includes assassination, regicide and betrayal
一定会使人议论 担心女王陛下的性命受到威胁 must prove contentious, with Her Majesty's life ever threatened.
格林可以用这样的借口让我们禁演 Greene could use just such an excuse to ban us.
我很早很早前就想到了 伯比奇先生 Way ahead of you, Mr Burbage, way ahead of you.
莎士比亚终于栽在我手里了 The Crow is in my clutches at last!
这超短篇的罗马戏剧显然有煽动性 This extremely short Roman play be clearly seditious.
赞颂了对统治者的谋杀 It celebrates the murder of a ruler.
我会批准他的申请 Well, I will grant his application.
等到演出的时候... And when the play is performed...
"让战争的猛犬四出蹂躏吧" then cry, "Havoc," And let slip the dogs of war.
出自《裘力斯·凯撒》第三幕第一场
要知道 我只给了他一半的剧本 You see, I've only sent him half the play.
他以为这剧以凯撒的死亡告终 He thinks it ends with the death of Caesar,
但实际上 凯撒在第三幕开场就死了 but, in fact, Caesar dies at the beginning of Act III.
原来如此 Oh, I see.
十分机智... Oh, yes, that is rather...
慢着 What?!
演到一半凯撒就死了 Caesar dies halfway through the play?!
不到一半 实际上 大概演到百分之四十吧 Well, a bit less than half, in fact. About 40%.
但他是剧名里的角色 But it's the title role!
在后半部分 Well, you know, they talk
其他角色会经常提起他 about him quite a lot in the second half.
提起他 Talk about him?!
你创造了个剧名角色 You write a title role and
然后在第三幕开场就把他写死了吗 kill him off at the beginning of Act III?
背叛 Betrayed!
这是再度背叛 A second time betrayed!
你也背叛我吗 莎士比亚先生 Et tu, Mr Shakespeare!
我不会出演这部戏 I shall not present this play!
我们该去演格林的《僧人培根和僧人班格》 We shall give Greene's Bungay And Bacon instead.
别别别 伯比奇先生... No, no, wait. Mr Burbage...
我在第四幕把凯撒再写回来怎么样... What about if I brought Caesar back in Act IV...
以鬼魂的形式 as a ghost?
鬼魂 你会这么写吗 不是在骗我吧 A ghost? You'd do that? No tricks?
如果我一定得这么写的话 Well, you know, if I have to.
我猜这能行 I suppose it might work. I...
我可以表演一下... 死灵哀嚎 could use my... deathly howl...
当然 或者... Yes, absolutely. Or...
还是别了吧 Or else not.
好吧 我勉强同意了 Very well. Reluctantly, I agree.
如果格林试图以结局弑君为理由 And when Greene tries to close us
让我们停演时 down for presenting a play that ends with regicide,
我们就演 we will disgrace him by showing
阴谋家如何终食恶果来羞辱他 how the conspirators all get their just deserts.
没错 每一场 他们都被 Yes, by being haunted and tormented
凯撒无所不知 无时不在 by Caesar's omniscient, ever-present,
复仇心切 avenging,
不停哀嚎的鬼魂 constantly ho-o-o-o-owling ghost
纠缠和折磨 in every single scene!
没错 Absolutely.
或者只在第四幕第三场中简单提及 Or maybe just briefly in Act IV, Scene III.
十六个词就够了 我觉得 16 words should do it, I think.
威廉在伦敦的寓所
我准备好了 Right, I'm ready.
- 准备好什么了 - 当然是试镜 - Ready for what? - The auditions, of course.
你要选新演员 对吧 You're choosing a new principal boy, aren't you?
你一直都承认 And since you've always
我比任何男孩都更会演女孩 admitted that I play a girl better than any boy,
而且用罗马人的策略对付康戴尔先生 and also 'twas I who pointed
也是我的主意 out the Roman strategy that did for Mr Condell,
而且把原著放在厕所的是我 plus I left Plutarch's Lives in the privy,
解决了威胁女王的问题的也是我 plus I pointed out how to make the play Queen-friendly,
我自然以为 I naturally presumed you'd
你会再给我一次加入剧院的机会 let me try again to get into the company
因为我真的很想加入 这是我的梦想 because I really, really want to, and it's my dream!
我真的很抱歉 凯特 但这是法律规定 Look, I'm sorry, Kate, really I am, but it's the law,
而且法律对女性没有尊重可言 and the law has zero respect for women.
因为法律都是男人制定的 Because the law was made by men!
我很抱歉 凯特 I'm sorry, Kate.
你的心灵是最美好的 Your heart and mind are of the finest,
然而 因为你不带把 and yet, for want of a cod-dangle,
你的地位就比大英任何卑贱愚蠢的无赖更卑微 you be lowlier than any base and stupid rogue in Albion.
你获得舒适和安全的唯一希望就是婚姻 Your only hope for comfort and security is to marry.
他说得对 凯特 He's right, Kate.
我们是不是看起来梦幻又火辣 Are we looking dreamy and hot?
看 我在读诗 Look, reading poetry.
多么感性 So sensitive!
你拿反了 It's upside down.
你的嘴唇还是温暖的 Thy lips are warm.
《罗密欧与朱丽叶》第五幕 第三场
啊 人声吗 Yea, noise?
那么我必须快一点了结 Then I'll be brief.
啊 好刀子 O happy dagger!
这就是你的鞘子 This is thy sheath.
你插了进去 让我死了吧 There rust, and let me die.
我还准备了舞蹈 中间那段打斗和翻跟斗 I also have dance, intermediary stage fighting and some tumbling.
十分出色 Impressive.
我可以说西南部口音"呜啊" My accents are West Country: Ooh arr!
和苏格兰口音"哦哈" And Scottish: Och aye!
这些都是很难的 And those are the hard ones.
先生们 这就是我们要找的男孩 Gentlemen, we have found our boy.
这是女孩 伯比奇 我确定 Girl, Burbage. I'm sure of it.
历史重演了 It's happened again.
又是一个想要混进剧院的 Another nasty little bitchington
卑贱的小丫头 trying to lie her way into the theatre.
我要求把宴乐官喊来 I demand that the Master of Revels be called
英国由宴乐官管理宫廷戏剧演出活动
检验一下这个人的资格 to study this person's credentials.
伯比奇先生 我验过了 Well, Mr Burbage, I have studied this person's credentials,
虽然尚未发育完全 and, while small and lacking in maturity,
但一切都没问题 all is present and correct.
但是他有胸部 But he's got boobingtons.
哦 我忘记说了 Oh, yes, I forgot to mention that.
我会舞蹈 舞台打斗 I have dance, stage fighting,
各种口音 还自备胸部 various accents and can supply own breasts.
一派胡言 Ridiculous!
那他要把椰子放在哪里 Where would he put the coconuts?
这怎么可能 格林先生 How can this be, Mr Greene?
托比是两性人 伯比奇先生 Toby is a hermaphrodite, Mr Burbage.
但这种人都是虚构的 But such folk are a myth.
事实上 天生具有两性特征的情况 On the contrary. To be born with some of the physical attributes of both sexes
已经被医学证实了 is a recognised medical condition.
有些社会接受了这种差异 Some societies embrace such differences.
我们并没有 Ours does not.
小子 你是什么性别 Sirrah, what sex be you?
事实上我对此感到很矛盾 D'you know, I'm quite conflicted about that, actually.
你在教区教堂记录的性别是什么 How be you described in the records at your parish church?
- 男 - 那样的话 在法律上你是男性 - Boy, sir. - In that case, you are a boy by law.
莎士比亚先生... And, Mr Shakespeare...
尽快排练你那部凯撒的剧 Do hurry along with your Julius Caesar play.
我很期待首演之夜 I am so looking forward to the first night.
再见 Good day.
真是没料到 Well, funny old world, eh?
欢迎加入剧组 托比 Welcome to the company, Toby.
我确信 如果托比加入 I' faith, if this Toby joins us,
我就再也没机会演年轻女郎了 I will ne'er play the totty again.
所以我得暗中算计他 Thus must I plot against him.
坎普先生 你在意大利是个大人物 Mr Kempe, you're big in Italy.
你知不知道米兰即兴喜剧团的地址 Hast thou the address of the Milano Commedia Dell'Arte?
想要和我的意大利朋友一起演出吗 Hoping to get a new gig with my Italian mates?
门都没有 Not gonna happen.
他们不会想要你这种 They don't want some washed-up,
被淘汰的毫无特色的老家伙 bog-standard, old mincing slap like you.
他们只喜欢 迷人而独特 They're only interested in the fascinating and unique,
别致而有趣的类型 the different and the intriguing.
你根本没机会 You've got no chance.
那你不介意把地址告诉我吧 Well, you won't mind giving me the address, then, will you?
好消息 Brilliant news.
我们找到了新的女主演 神奇的是 We've found our new principal girl, and 'tis a very miracle,
虽然在法律上他是男性 但他居然有胸部 for, though he be legally a boy, he has his own boobingtons!.
这简直是剧院的天赐好礼 'Tis a very gift to the theatre,
还有什么样的人会比有胸的男孩 for what possible type of person could be better to play a girl
更适合演女孩 than a boy with boobingtons?
我竟想不出答案 莎士比亚先生 I just can't think, Mr Shakespeare.
真是个谜 It's a mystery!
不是我立的法 凯特 I don't make the law, Kate.
来见见新的天真少女 Now, meet my new ingenue.
大家好 我是托比 Hello, everybody. I'm Toby.
他有天赋 但未被打磨 缺乏技巧 He has natural talent, but it is unrefined and lacks technique.
所以 我希望 So, I was hoping that perhaps
你能教教他怎么表演 凯特 you might give him a few acting lessons, Kate.
我无比感激 凯特小姐 I'd be ever so grateful, Miss Kate.
天呐 这是在往伤口上撒盐 God, talk about twisting the knife!
好吧 All right.
慢着 该由我来教 我以前教过凯特表演 Hang on. I should teach him. I used to show Kate how to act.
我印象里可不是这样 Not quite how I remember it.
你要教托比表演吗 宝特姆 You teach Toby to act, Botsky?
从何而来的自负和自欺 And from what fantastical world of vanity and self-delusion
能让你说出如此无耻的话 comes this outrageous claim?
我看过你们那所有的演员 I've seen all your actors
表演《亨利四世》第一部分 acting your stuff right back to Henry IV, Part 1.
我知道窍门 I know the tricks.
基本上 演莎士比亚的剧本... Basically, to do Shakespeare...
首先来个咆哮 you have to shout a bit!
然后沉默不出声 气氛绷紧... 接着... Then go quiet and tense a bit... before...
再次咆哮 shouting again!
然后台词中间你要突然 Then you have to make a sudden pause
停顿一下 没有理... right in the middle of a word for no rea...
... 由 ...son at all.
还有 你还要重读某些音节 Also, you have to randomly em-pha-sise certain syll-ables,
也是毫无... also for no appa...
... 理... 由 ...rent rea-son.
而... 这... And... that...
... 就是如何... ...is how you...
表演... act...
莎士... 比亚的剧 Shake... speare!
其实 托比 他说的基本全对 Actually, Toby, that is basically it.
庆功宴上你还得一脸懊恼 And then you have to get pisslingtoned over a nice little supper
跟大家说你表现得太糟糕了 and tell everyone you were awful
他们就会说 "不 不 亲爱的 你棒极了" and they have to say, "No, no, you were brilliant, darling."
没错 这一部分也很重要 Yes, that bit's very important, too.
上不上表演课先不说 Anyway, acting lesson or not,
托比这几天都要和咱们待在一起 Toby is going to stay with us for a few days
直到伯比奇解决他的薪水和住宿问题 till Burbage can sort him out some pay and lodgings.
我想问一下 他的地位比我高还是低 Just so I know, is he above or below me in the pecking order?
宝特姆 你压根没有地位 Botsky, you're not even in the pecking order.
背叛 Betrayed.
背叛啊 Betrayed.
托比介绍一下自己吧 So, Toby, tell me a bit about yourself.
其实没什么好说的 凯特小姐 There's not that much to tell, Miss Kate.
我跟其他十六岁的少年没什么区别 I'm just like any other 16-year-old.
除了生来同时具备 Apart from having been born
男女两种性征 with both male and female sexual characteristics?
是的 除了这一点 Yeah, apart from that.
那你的家人呢 And what about your family?
现在没有联系了 Oh, lost to me now.
自从我长出乳房 我就离家出走了 I ran away from home when I started growing bosoms.
难道仅仅因为生来与他人不同 Were you bullied and abused most horribly
你就饱受欺凌与侮辱吗 for the innocent crime of being born different?
没有 我的父母非常 非常开明 Oh, no, my parents were really, really understanding,
让我自由选择 giving me the choice of
做男孩还是女孩 whether I wanted to live as a boy or a girl.
真是太棒了 Oh, that's wonderful!
村民也很友善 Yeah. People in my village were great, too.
任我使用 Offering me the use of
男厕或女厕 either the male or female groaning ditches.
甚至如果我愿意 Or, if I preferred, they were
他们都准备宣布两种厕所都无性别之分 prepared to declare both ditches non-sex defined.
实际上 教区委员会举行了一场不记名投票 In fact, after a unanimous vote at the parish council,
我们决定成为性别中立村 the whole village decided to declare itself gender neutral.
太不可思议了 真令人赞叹 Oh! That is incredible. I mean, amazing!
我从未想到 Never did I think such
在这样残酷无情的时代还能有这样的包容存在 tolerance possible in our cruel, cruel times.
这些只存在于我的梦里 Except that was just in my dream.
其实我被欺负得很惨 所有人都排斥我 In fact, I was bullied horribly and shunned by all.
牧师告诉我的母亲 My mum had herself exorcised
恶魔夜半时分曾降临她身侧 after the priest told her
将怪物的种子植入她的子宫之后 that the Devil had visited her in the night
她就开始找人给自己驱邪了 and implanted the seed of a monster in her womb.
托比 我很抱歉 Oh, Toby, I'm so sorry.
但之后我听说我梦中那种村落真的存在 But then I heard that the village of my dreams really did exist,
有这样一个地方 我会受到欢迎 被人接纳 that there was a place I'd be welcomed and accepted,
在这个世界 人们不会 a world where people didn't
因性别或性取向而对你指指点点 judge you for your gender or sexual preference,
在这个地方 人们多姿多彩 各有不同 a place where everyone rejoiced in the rich and varied tapestry
所有人欢聚一堂 of the human rainbow.
- 剧院 - 对 就是剧院 - The theatre! - Yes. The theatre!
你找到你的归宿了 You'd found your home.
我在这很开心 凯特... - I like it here, Kate...
尤其是和你在一起 with you.
红狮剧院
《裘力斯·凯撒》第二幕 第二场
乞丐死了的时候 天上不会有彗星出现 When beggars die, there are no comets seen.
君王们的凋殒才会上感天象 The heavens themselves blaze forth the death of princes.
懦夫在未死以前 就已经死过好多次 Cowards die many times before their deaths.
勇士一生只死一次 The valiant never taste of death but once.
今天请不要出去 Oh, do not go forth today!
他演技真好 干得漂亮 凯特 He's so good. Well done, Kate!
非常感谢 莎士比亚先生 Thanks, Mr Shakespeare.
教他很有成就感 I enjoyed teaching him.
托比这男孩是如此乖巧 贴心 Toby is such a sweet, sweet boy.
浮于表面 缺乏深度 Too showy, lacks depth.
而且我很好奇 他的胸好像不是很明显 And also, curiously, I don't find his breasts convincing.
看 格林在边上徘徊 Look, though! See, Greene hovers in the wings.
他是过来砸场子的 He is come to cock my snook.
但最后看谁出洋相 But, verily, 'tis I who will snook his cock!
你也 Et...
有份吗 布鲁... tu, Bru...
图 te!
真是天赋异禀 短短四个音节 Incredible talent. He got a shout,
他表现了 咆哮 低语 停顿以及 a whisper, a pause and a random emphasis
一个无意义的重音 into four syllables.
绝对的莎士比亚画风啊 A very masterclass in Shakespearean acting.
我要关掉这家剧院 I am closing this theatre!
参演的人都会被关进伦敦塔 All involved will be taken to the Tower.
监狱
这场戏剧毫无意义 只会煽动人民弑君反叛 This play is naught but a traitorous incitement to regicide.
戏剧还未完结 It isn't finished yet.
- 什么 - 你没读到后面吗 - What? - Didn't you read the rest?
我确定寄给你了 I'm sure I sent it you.
后面的部分 The rest?
就在这 Look, here.
抱歉 前方剧透 捂紧你们的小耳朵哟 Sorry... Spoiler alert!... Don't listen.
刺杀凯撒之人先是被暴徒攻击 Caesar's murderers are first rejected by the mob,
而后又为战争所扰 then hounded in battle and
最终以自己的匕首忏悔自杀 finally fall upon their own swords in penance,
我想你也认为 这种结局完全不是煽动反叛吧 which, I think you'll agree, is not very traitorous at all.
背叛 Betray-ed...
背叛啊 Betray-ed.
你也背叛我吗 莎士比亚 Et tu, Shakespeare!
演出继续 The play may proceed!
成功了 咱们大获成功 A hit! Verily a hit!
票都卖疯了 The box office goeth bonkers.
各位 Hello, everybody.
我想说... 这是我人生最幸福的时刻 Um, I just wanted to say... I couldn't be happier.
不仅是因为我在剧院找到了真正的归宿... Not just cos I've found my true home in the theatre...
说的好 Well said!
还因为凯特小姐向我求了婚 ...but also because Miss Kate has asked me to be her husband.
天啊 Blimey.
你竟然做到了 凯特 You did it, Kate.
你真的找到了一个有着女性一面的男人 You actually found a man in touch with his female side.
祝福二位 Congratulations to you both.
托比 打扰一下 Toby, might I have a word?
外面有位意大利绅士 我想你需要见一下 There's an Italian gentleman outside I'd like you to meet.
稍等我一下 亲爱的 I shan't be a moment, my love.
凯特 你确定要... Katie, are you sure about this, considering...?
托比法律上来讲就是男人 莎士比亚先生 Toby is a man by law, Mr Shakespeare.
贴心又温柔 A very sweet and gentle man.
我需要一个丈夫 托比需要善意和保护 I need a husband, Toby needs kindness and protection.
但是 凯特 你的爱情怎么办 But, Kate, what of love?
在这万恶的男权社会 In our exclusively patriarchal society,
一个女人若能嫁给爱情 那她确实很幸运 a woman is lucky indeed if she is able to marry for love.
若能嫁给友谊 我也很开心 I am happy to marry for friendship.
凯特 Kate!
凯特 不敢置信 Kate! You won't believe it!
康戴尔先生安排了 Mr Condell arranged for
米兰即兴喜剧团的选角主管 a casting scout from the Commedia Dell'Arte
来观看咱们的戏剧 他们看上我了 to attend the play, and they want me!
我今晚就要去意大利了 I leave for Italy tonight!
托比... Toby...
那咱们的婚约怎么办 What of our engagement?
我想可能... 就算了 Oh, I guess that's... sort of off.
凯特 我会... 在意大利扬名立万的 Kate, I'm... going to be big in Italy.
我得收拾东西去了 I need to pack.
吃个教训吧 凯特小姐 Lesson learned, Miss Kate.
托比可能是个男孩 或者女孩 Toby may be a boy, or he may be a girl,
他还可能两边都不选 and he may choose to be neither,
但是 归根结底 他是一名演员 but, above all, he is an actor.
而一名演员 永远 永远 And an actor will always, always
都会做出对自己更有利的选择 take the better offer.
背叛 Betrayed.
背叛啊 Betrayed.
你也背叛我吗 托比 Et tu, Toby.
雅芳河畔斯特拉福
不允许女人表演真是太荒谬了 It really is outrageous that women be not allowed to act.
凯特会惊艳世人的 只要人们允许她上台 Kate would be brilliant, if only it were legal.
但是在《裘力斯·凯撒》中 Well, it wouldn't do her much good in
她不会有什么戏份的 不是吗 Julius Caesar, would it?
什么意思 亲爱的 What do you mean, my sweet?
整部戏只有两个女人 Well, there are only two women's
而这两个女子都是附庸 parts in it and both of them are absolute crappage.
尤其是卡尔普尼亚 Particularly Calpurnia.
你注意到这点了 对吗 Oh, you noticed that, did you?
只窥见些端倪 Oh, just a bit!
她只有短短一幕 She gets one tiny scene
而她唯一做的就是谈论她的丈夫 and all she does is talk about her husband.
慢慢来吧 亲爱的 Well, give it time, my love.
总有一天 One day there'll be as many
女性的戏份也会和男性一样出彩 decent parts for women as there are for men.
或许终有一日 Then perhaps will finally
会有剧本以女人的台词来结尾 come a script in which women get the last word.
有点不能苟同 Kind of doubt it.
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