我需要一些对开本。在仓库。 I need some folios. At the warehouse.
这是典型的无人仓库吗？ Is it the typical warehouse where there is nobody?
我们今天可以一起吃。 We could eat together today.
Uy，Uy，Uy，Merlí，不，呃。我不想让你相信它不是什么。 Uy, uy, uy, Merlí, no, eh. I don't want you to believe what it isn't.
朋友，嗯-当然是朋友。 Friends, huh? -Friends, of course.
答案当然是。。。蓝色的那个！ And the answer, of course, is... the blue one!
关于内战的比赛？我喜欢它！ A contest about the Civil War? I love it!
Silvana对这些事情有着理想的性格， Silvana has the ideal personality for these things,
这些人都被委任了。 and the guys were commited.
非常好，非常好，非常好。 Very good, very good, very good.
恭喜你，席尔瓦娜。我也觉得它很棒。 Congratulations, Silvana. I also find it brilliant.
无论如何。。。最后，你可以说你开始了，席尔瓦娜。 In any case... In the end, you can tell you're starting, Silvana.
你不可能每天都这么不正统。 You can't be so unorthodox every day.
Ueeeh！！！ Ueeeh !!!
你嫉妒席尔瓦娜-我并不嫉妒席尔瓦娜。 You're jealous of Silvana. -I am not jealous of Silvana.
我提醒你，学生们非常重视我。 And I remind you that the students value me very much.
梅里，西尔瓦娜旁边的房子有点过时了，对吧？ It's getting a bit old-fashioned, Merlí, next to Silvana, right?
-那是因为我妈妈-什么 -It will be because of my mother.-What?
-他们已经离开了-你在说什么！真正地 -That they have left.-What aer you saying! Really?
-你和波尔关系很好朋友，朋友，句号。 -You're very close with Pol? - Pals, friends and period.
更好的是，这会给你带来他妈的麻烦。 Better, this one will get you into fucking trouble.
怎样 How?
你到底在干什么？你在卖狗屎。你是个白痴！ What the hell are you doing? You're selling shit. You're an idiot!
奥斯卡，你喜欢什么？帮我还是回汤厨去？ What do you PREFER, Oscar? Help me or go back to the soup kitchen?
我弟弟没有工作，也找不到工作。 My brother doesn't have a job and can't find one.
我已经报名参加ETT一个月了，嗯？没有什么 I've been signed up for an ETT for a month, huh? Nothing.
是的。当然，解决办法是成为一名经销商。 Yah. And the solution is to be a dealer, of course.
我告诉你一件事，但也不要开派对。 I tell you one thing, but don't have a party either.
什么 What?
我有舌头。波尔。 I have a ligues. Pol.
非常好！ Very good!
也许我得请你有一天回家演出。 Maybe I have to ask you to come home one day to put on a show.
什么我不会到你家来表示我们一起出去。 What? I won't come to your house to show that we go out together.
我姐姐和我妈妈相处得很好。 My sister gets along very well with my mother.
他们整天聊天，就像是朋友一样，他们解释一切。 They spend the day chatting, it's as if they were friends, they explain everything.
他们的关系一直很好，不是吗？ They have always had a good relationship, haven't they?
是的，我不知道，我会感到羞愧。。。 Yes, I don't know, I would be ashamed...
突然向我母亲解释我的私人事情。 suddenly explain my personal things to my mother.
-是啊。但是你愿意这样做吗-我想是吧。 -Yah. But would you like to do it? -I suppose.
我不知道。你呢？我是说，你也没有告诉她任何关于你母亲的事。 I don't know. And you? I mean, you don't tell her anything about your mother either.
不，不多。我和朋友多说话。 No, not much. I talk more with friends.
哦，你和波尔成了很好的朋友，不是吗？ Oh, you've become very good friends, no, with Pol?
对好吧，太多了，太多了。。。是的，我们是朋友。 Yes. Well, so much, so much... Yes, we're friends.
这很有趣因为我是说， It's funny because, I mean,
你不是波尔经常和之交往的那种女孩。 You're not the kind of chick with whom Pol usually moves.
-我是说类型…-什么意思？ -I mean type...- What do you mean?
嘿，听着，伊凡。 Hey, look, Ivan.
布阿，祝你好运，能和我在一起，嗯！ Bua, luck you're with me, eh!
可怜的家伙，他是个好人。 Poor thing, he's a very good guy.
是的，是的。很好的人，但是。。。你理解我。 Yes yes. Very nice guy, but... you understand me.
-你好，你好！早上好 -Hello good day! Good Morning!
嘿，伙计们，我想我们只是有一点时间，嗯。 Hey, guys, I think we're just a little bit of time, huh.
-过来，这更简单-如果你经常旋转，你会怎么说。 - Come here, which is more curt.-What do you say, if you do a lot of spin.
不，我每天都去，而且时间更短。 No, I go every day and it's shorter.
伯塔，在我们改变的一天里，什么都没发生，对吧？ Berta, for a day that we change, nothing happens, right?
好吧好吧，我们来吧，见鬼。 Alright! Well, let's do it, hell.
奥利弗呢？ And Oliver?
他一直在拉。 He has been pulling.
我不得不回去，因为我忘了拉丁文翻译。 I had to go back because I left the Latin translation.
布阿，你必须离开我，伙计。我觉得很可怕。 Bua, you have to leave me, man. I have it horrible.
对嗯，我想我的情况更糟。 Yes? Well, I have it worse, I think.
-但是，如果你愿意，那么我们比较…-完美的 -But, if you want, then we compare...- Perfect.
除非米丽娅看到我有一句话，你知道吗？ Unless Mireia sees that I have either a sentence, you know?
嘿，嘿，嘿，看那边！这家伙在干什么？ Hey, hey, hey, look up there! What's this guy doing?
天哪，操。 Jesus, fuck.
他想跳！ He wants to jump!
Bua！报警！ Bua! Call the police!
-是的，是的。欺骗我，我打电话。不，不，不！ -Yes Yes. Trick me, I call. No, no, no!
啊啊！ Aaah!
我给你妈妈打了电话。她马上就来。 I called your mother. She will come right away.
可以 Okay.
你确定不想在家里警告？ And you sure you don't want to warn at home?
不，不。。。我很好。 No, no... I'm fine.
我想我要去上课了。这样我会想到其他事情。 I think I'm going to class. That way I'll think of other things.
不，你没必要去。 No, it's not necessary that you go.
-在这里转达我得到的时间-关于这个人有什么消息吗？ -Relaying here the time I got -Is anything known about this man?
听说医疗服务部门对……无能为力。。。 It's heard that the medical services could not do anything for...
-他死了-嗯，是的。 -He's dead. -Well, yes.
米丽娅向我解释了这件事。你好吗 Mireia explained it to me. How are you?
好吧席尔瓦娜很小心。 All right. Silvana is careful.
席尔瓦娜？怎么了，现在谁是家教？ Silvana? What's up, who's the tutor now?
没有，但你迟到了。。。 No, but you have arrived late...
他还提出在你到达之前陪伴他们。 and he has offered to keep them company until you arrive.
我要去上课了。 I'm going to class.
嘿，梅里，向你的同学解释发生了什么事。 Hey, Merli, explain to your classmates what happened.
但试着机智地谈论这个话题。 But try to talk about this topic tactfully.
是的，伙计，是的。 Yes, man, yes.
让我看看，伙计们。 Let's see, guys.
塔尼亚、贝尔塔和伊万都看到了 Tania, Berta and Iván have seen
就像一个人从阳台上跳下来自杀一样。 like a man committing suicide by throwing himself from a balcony.
是的，不，冷静，他们很好。现在他们在尤金的办公室里。 Yes, no, calm, they're fine. Now they are in Eugeni's office.
自杀是一个敏感问题，但不应成为禁忌。 Suicide is a sensitive issue, but it should not be taboo.
如果你们有自杀的想法， If any of you ever have suicidal thoughts,
你寻求帮助是很重要的。 It's important that you ask for help.
家里有人，朋友，老师，医生。。。 Someone in the family, a friend, a teacher, a doctor...
分享这些想法，你会感到有人陪伴。 Sharing these thoughts you will feel accompanied.
请这位哲学家注意。 Attention with this philosopher.
只有一个真正严重的哲学问题：自杀。 There is only one really serious philosophical problem: suicide.
阿尔伯特·加缪的《西西弗斯的神话》就是这样开始的， This is how "The Myth of Sisyphus" begins, by Albert Camus,
所谓的荒谬哲学家。 the so-called philosopher of the absurd.
他意识到不可能回答这个问题： He realized that it was impossible to answer the question:
我们为什么在这里？ why are we here?
那个坏球。 That bad roll.
加缪说，我们像西西弗斯那样按部就班地做事， Camus says we do things routinely, as Sisyphus did,
被众神谴责的神话人物 a mythological character condemned by the gods
要始终重复相同的操作： to always repeat the same action:
把岩石推到山顶， push a rock to the top of a mountain,
这样它就会掉回山谷， so that it would fall back to the valley,
我必须把它捡起来，再把它举起来。 where I had to pick it up and raise it up again.
我没有力量，我是“弱小的” I would not have strength, I'm "puny."
这个词很酷：“弱小” This word is cool: "puny."
我们过着单调、无聊、重复的生活。。。 We lead monotonous, boring, repetitive lives...
直到有一天，我们问： Until one day we ask:
“我的生活有意义吗？” "Does my life make sense?"
加缪所说的荒谬不是生活没有意义， The absurdity that Camus talks about is not that life doesn't make sense,
而是假装寻求事物的意义。 but rather the pretense of seeking a meaning to things.
也就是说，你必须做爱并接受没有什么是有意义的。 That is, you have to fuck and accept that nothing makes sense.
确切地 Exactly.
从我们接受现实的那一刻起，荒谬就不再如此了 The absurd ceases to be so from the moment we accept it as it is
我们不再认为 and we stop thinking that there are things
让生活有意义。 that make life have a meaning.
根据加缪的说法，只有一个人自杀 According to Camus one only commits suicide
赋予生命意义。 to give a meaning to life.
另一方面，接受荒谬的人生活在荒谬之中。 On the other hand, he who accepts the absurd lives with it.
嘿，说真的， Hey, now seriously,
加缪对你没有多大帮助，不是吗？ Camus doesn't help you much to have the will to live, doesn't he?
不，你错了，马克。 No, you're wrong, Marc.
加缪是一名生命专家，拒绝自杀。 Camus was a vitalist and refused to commit suicide.
生活是荒谬的 That life is absurd
这并不意味着我们必须陷入最深的冷漠。 It doesn't mean that we have to fall into the deepest apathy.
尽管生活在一个没有答案的问题海洋中， Despite living in a sea of unanswered questions,
我们不应该放弃生活。 we should not give up on life.
我们必须面对它的所有不可思议之处。 We have to face it in all its incomprehensibility.
继续，塔妮娅。 Go ahead, Tania.
根据加缪的说法， According to Camus,
认识到这一真理就是学会生活。 to realize this truth is to learn to live.
加缪不相信上帝的存在。 Albert Camus did not believe in the existence of God.
多棒啊。 What a stick, huh.
我想这是我见过的最强壮的东西。。。 I think it's the strongest thing I've ever seen...
伯莎。。。 Bertha...
-什么？ - What?
女孩贝尔塔。 Girl... Berta.
这卧槽。 This... What the fuck.
-回家休息吧，嗯-那美发沙龙呢？ -Come home and rest, eh.-And the hair salon?
不，不，桑德拉和埃斯特会独自应付的。 No no no. Sandra and Ester will manage fine alone.
我不会让你一个人呆在这里。 I'm not going to let you be alone here.
我们回家，你会有点分心，好吗？ We'll go home, and you'll get a little distracted, okay?
-接下来是什么-谢谢你所做的一切，席尔瓦娜，呃。 -What's going to be -Thanks for everything, Silvana, eh.
再见 Goodbye.
根据加缪的说法，我们没有必要相信上帝的存在。 According to Camus we have no need to believe that God exists.
当我们想给生活和世界赋予意义，但却找不到它时， When we want to give a meaning to life and the world and we don't find it,
然后上帝出现了：一个解释一切的超越实体， then God appears: a transcendent entity that explains everything,
所以我们保持冷静。 and so we stay calm.
每个人都可以自由地相信飞天煎锅 Everyone is very free to believe in flying frying pans
或者穿着粉红色的独角兽， or in pink unicorns,
但这并不能保证它的存在。 but this doesn't guarantee its existence.
请稍等你有没有把上帝和飞盘放在同一水平上？ Just a moment. Have you put God on the same level as some flying pans?
对 Yes.
你这么说是因为你是一个无神论者，但我不认为这是可比的。。。 You say this because you're an atheist, but I don't think it's comparable...
不，我不是无神论者，我是不可知论者，这是无神论的设计。 No, I'm not an atheist, I'm an agnostic, which is a design of atheism.
我提醒你，我们是在一个世俗的国家。 We are in a secular country, I remind you.
是的，一个世俗的国家，但当一位部长发誓。。。 Yes, a secular country, but when a minister swears by...
他在圣经前做这件事，桌上放着十字架。 he does it before a bible and with a crucifix on the table.
准确的对世俗社会的直接打击。 Exact. A direct slap to the secular society.
每个人的信仰都必须得到尊重。 Everyone's beliefs must be respected.
有些人从小就相信上帝。例如，我就是这样做的。 There are those who believe in God since they are little. I do for example.
因为你是从家里被灌输的。 Because you have been instilled from home.
成熟的智力操纵。 A full-fledged intellectual manipulation.
不，这不是操纵！h没有？好吧，我们进行一场辩论。 No, it's not manipulation! h no? Well, we make a debate.
向儿童灌输宗教信仰， Infuse religious beliefs in children,
当他们还不能为自己辩解时， when they are not yet able to reason for themselves,
是不是操纵？ Is it manipulation or not?
总的来说，这是一种强加的“sac”。 Totally, it's an imposition "a sac".
当然你可以让孩子相信你想要的。 Of course! You can make a child believe what you want.
-孩子们必须自由成长-我变得自由了。 -Children must grow free.-I grew free.
自由不是选择一条路， Freedom doesn't go by choosing a path,
而是为了反抗所有想强加于人的人。 but for rebelling against all those who want to impose one.
我想我们不会同意的，奥利弗。 I think we won't agree, Oliver.
梅里。你知道你为什么对宗教如此愤怒吗？ Merlí. Can you know why you have so much rage against religion?
用复数说话。 Speak in the plural.
有很多种宗教，但你只想到一种。 There are many religions, but you only think of one.
我不明白这坏牛奶是从哪里来的 I don't understand where this bad milk comes from
反对像信仰这样无害的东西。 against something as harmless as faith.
无害，faith？哈哈！ Harmless, faith? Hah!
是的，无害！我不是在说梵蒂冈。 Yes, harmless! I'm not talking about the Vatican.
奥利弗，宗教是以信仰为基础的。 Oliver, religions are based on faith.
但我不阻止任何人相信他们想要的任何东西， But I don't prevent anyone from believing in whatever they want,
虽然它不存在。 although it doesn't exist.
你是个优胜者。你无法知道上帝是否存在。 You're a prepotent. You can't know if God exists or not.
你是对的，但是没有任何支持上帝存在的论点。。。 You're right, but none of the arguments in favor of the existence of God...
这在逻辑上是可行的。 It's logically viable.
我从来没有出现过，你也没有， I never presented myself, nor did you,
没有证据表明上帝存在。 no evidence that God exists.
怎么了？我让自己看起来像个傻瓜，因为我相信？ So what's up? I make myself look like a fool because I believe?
不，我只是想让上帝存在。 No, I just think that you want God to exist.
我觉得把你的愿望 And I find it unwise to place your wishes
在你的大脑知道之前，它并不存在。 ahead of what your mind knows, which is that it doesn't exist.
不聪明。那就是：愚蠢。 Unintelligent. That is: silly.
奥利弗，你有没有停下来想想你是否错了？ Oliver, have you ever stopped to think if you're wrong?
和你？！ And you ?!
我很多时候，我就是这么做的。 Me? Many times, that's what I do.
但是，为什么你想成为一个不需要你的机构的一部分呢？ But, why do you want to be part of an institution that doesn't want you?
教会认为你 The Church considers you
一个道德败坏的人，最终会下地狱， a morally perverse being, who will end up in hell,
然后他们会请求原谅这里300年来的同性恋者。 and then they will ask for forgiveness to the homosexuals of here 300 years.
他们一辈子都在为一切祈求原谅，操！ They spend their lives asking for forgiveness for everything, fuck!
许多人被烧死在火刑柱上，真正的烧烤。。。 Many people were burned at the stake, real barbecues...
那些代表他们不喜欢的想法的人。 with people who represented ideas they didn't like.
Merlí，我在说别的， Merlí, I'm talking about something else,
我说的是信仰，关于信仰，这是一种更加个人化的东西。 I am talking about faith, about believing, that it's something much more personal.
你说的是教会、宗教裁判所和牧师。 And you're talking about the Church, the Inquisition and the priests.
他们是代表信仰的人。 They are the ones who represent faith.
不，但如果我内心深处钦佩他们： No but if, deep down, I admire them:
在背景中，教会是一家成功的公司 in the background the Church is a company that has triumphed
有一个钉在十字架上的男人的形象作为标志。 having as logo the image of a man nailed to a cross.
你有说话的感觉吗？ You have felt talking?
藐视我的信仰，高高在上地对我说话！ Despising my beliefs, speaking to me with superiority!
你知道我在说什么吗，梅里？ You know what I'm telling you, Merlí?
尽可能多地笑你的信仰，但是如果今天自杀的人。。。 Laugh as much as you want about faith, but if the man who has committed suicide today...
他会有信心，也许他不会这么做。 would have had faith, maybe he would not have done it.
嘿，你在干什么？你课后不来上课？ Hey, what are you doing? You don't come to class after recess?
不，我要回家了。你是认真的吗？ No. I'm going home. Do you seriously ring a bell?
这不是铃声。我需要恢复。 It's not a bell. I need to recover.
我没有忘记那个人的形象。 I don't get the image of that man out of my head.
妈的，你不是父母。你傻吗？ Fuck, you were not parents. Are you stupid?
让我想想，我知道这会影响到你，但不要来上课。 Let's see, I understand that it affects you but to stop coming to class.
你没见过和我一样的人。 You haven't seen the same as me.
在电视上你每天都看到更糟糕的事情。 On TV you see worse things every day.
哦，波尔。对你来说，所有理智的东西对你来说都很有趣，对吧？ Oh, Pol. To you all that is sensible is funny to you, right?
好吧，好吧，别生气。 Okay, okay, don't get mad.
我不知道为什么我告诉我妈妈我在和你这样的人约会。 I don't know why I told my mother I was dating a guy like you.
我可以告诉她任何其他的名字。 I could have told her any other name.
但你说的是我的名字。。。因为我们是朋友。 But you said my name... because we're friends.
波尔，如果我不认识你，我会跌得很惨。 Pol, if I didn't know you, I would fall horribly.
你知道我怎么想吗？ You know what I think?
你想垄断与学生的接近。 That you want to have a monopoly of proximity with students.
垄断-对 A monopoly? -Yes.
你不能容忍其他老师接近你的巡回表演。 You can't stand other teachers approaching your peripatetics.
你到了，你看到Silvana照顾一些中学生。。。 You arrive, you see that Silvana takes care of some secondary students...
他们刚刚看到了一起自杀，你很生气。 They just saw a suicide, and you get angry.
那你就用你的激进风格 Then you go with your radical style
而你却无忧无虑地谈论自杀。 and you talk about suicide without care.
哦，非常好，非常好！ Oh, very good, very good!
让我们看看，大家注意： Let's see, everyone's attention:
尤金建议向学生们谈论自杀 Eugeni proposes that to talk about suicide to students
我们会喜欢地铁广播。 We'll do like the subway public address.
“由于发生事故，3号线将延迟。” "Due to an incident there will be a delay on line 3."
我们都知道这是什么样的发病率。 And we all know what kind of incidence it is.
恩，伦夫总是有很多问题。 Uy, Renfe always has many problems.
我认为最好不要给年轻人灌输激进的思想 I think it's better to not give radical ideas to young people
解决问题。 to solve the problems.
不，不，尤金，你错了，嗯。 No, no, Eugeni, you're wrong, huh.
心理学家建议公开谈论自杀。 Psychologists recommend talking openly about suicide.
你看到了吗？心理学家支持我！自杀没有传染性，尤金。 You see it? Psychologists support me! Suicide is not contagious, Eugeni.
是的，有些国家开展预防运动。。。 Yes, there are countries where they do prevention campaigns...
并成功降低了自杀率。 and have managed to reduce the suicide rate.
无论如何，这是一个非常敏感的问题。 Anyway, it's a very sensitive issue.
你不能那样说话。 You can't talk like that.
关于伦夫的评论很有趣。 The comment about Renfe was funny.
伙计，加布里埃尔，地区列车坏了。这是一场灾难。 Man, Gabriel, the regional trains don't work. It's a disaster.
我更喜欢加泰罗尼亚铁路。你不是吗？ I prefer a thousand times the Catalan Railways. Don't you?
是的，是的。当然，是的。 Yes Yes. Of course, yes.
真的嘲笑你？ Seriously laughed at you?
是的，在大家面前， Yes, in front of everyone,
然后在走道上我唱了《拐杖》，但那家伙还在那里，你知道！ and then down the aisle I've sung the cane, but the guy was still there, you know!
有时我也会告诉你一些关于教会之类的事情。 Sometimes I have also told you things about the Church and such.
好吧，伊凡，但你这样做是出于尊重。你知道的？ Well, Ivan, but you do it with respect. You know?
你应该感觉到，说话的时候好像他有绝对的理由。 You should have felt, talked as if he had absolute reason.
梅里最近很傻，我已经告诉过你了。 Merlí is silly lately, I already told you.
那是因为吉娜离开了他。 It's be because Gina has left him.
你怎么知道她留下了什么？ How do you know what she left?
谁愿意忍受这样的人？ Who wants to endure a guy like that?
非常感谢。 Thank you.
我不明白的是他为什么开始谈论上帝。 What I don't understand is why he has started talking about God.
哲学这件事是怎么发生在你身上的。。。 Philosophy. How this thing happened to you about the guy who has thrown himself...
没有必要说“投弹自尽的人”。 it's not necessary to say "the guy who has thrown himself".
好的，对不起。 Ok, sorry.
他是一个人。不我不明白他脑子里在想什么。 He was a person. No... I don't understand what was going through his head.
我一直在想，伙计。 I can't stop wondering, man.
你很好？ You're good?
Pse。 Pse.
你跟塔妮娅和伯塔一起去的，对吧？ You went with Tania and with Berta, right?
她和母亲回家了。她被摧毁了。 She has gone home with her mother. She was devastated.
这太疯狂了，奥利弗。也就是说，你知道。。。 It was insane, Oliver. That is, you know what...
你为什么不利用这个机会去看她呢？ Why don't you take advantage of it and go see her?
什么 What?
伙计。。。伊凡，你应该去她家安慰她！ Dude... Ivan, you should go to her house to comfort her!
老兄，同样的事情也发生在她身上，她说话会很好的。 Man, the same thing happened to her, and it'll be good for her to talk.
伯塔不想和我在一起。没有什么我知道。 Berta doesn't want anything with me. Nothing. I know.
伊凡。注意听我说，好吗？你听我说。 Ivan. Pay attention to me, okay? You listen to me.
你要去她家看她，因为她肯定需要陪伴。 You're going to see her at her house because she surely needs company.
把她当作朋友，仅此而已。 See her as a friend, nothing more.
我们不是要让你妈妈知道我们是一对吗？ Don't we have to show your mother that we are a couple?
你参加过竞选。 You have campaigned.
妈的，你父亲骗了财政部，对吧？ Fuck, your father cheated the Treasury, right?
你真傻？我父母在工作，呃。我们不是小偷。 You're foolish? My parents work, eh. We aren't thieves.
嘿，女孩，那是个玩笑。你今天什么都不能说。 Hey, girl, that was a joke. That you can't say anything today.
-嗯，不。 -Well, no.
-今天不是最好的一天。 - It's not the best day.
当然，我出生在一个完全不同的家庭。 Of course, I was born in a very different family.
哦，看，你既不住在桥下，也不住在这层楼里。 Oh look, neither you live under a bridge, nor this floor is rich.
塔妮娅，是谁？ Tania, who is it?
嗯。。。波尔。 Mm... Pol.
嗨，波尔，最近怎么样？ Hi, Pol, how's it going?
嗨，女士。 Hi, ma'am.
哦，“女士”。。。我是茱莉亚。很高兴认识你。 Oh, "ma'am"... I'm Julia. Nice to meet you.
很荣幸。一切都好吗？ A Pleasure. How goes everything?
很好，很好。 G-good, good.
你想喝一杯吗？让我们庆祝你的到来。 You want a drink? Let's, we will celebrate that you have come.
塔妮娅带男朋友回家并不是每天都发生的事。 It doesn't happen every day that Tania brings a boyfriend home.
噢，妈妈。 Ow mom.
发生了什么？我不能当女主人？波尔，你到底要不要喝点什么？ What's wrong? I can't act as hostess? Pol, do you want to drink something or not?
不，是的。 No. Yes.
太好了，坐下。 Great, sit.
也没有。 Neither is there.
嘿，如果我们这样做了，我们会做得很好。但只有今天，嗯。 Hey, if we do, we do it well. But only today, huh.
当然，当然。 Of course, of course.
哥们，奥利弗，试试山达基。 Dude, Oliver, try Scientology, man.
汤姆·克鲁斯教派。多酷啊！ The Tom Cruise sect. How cool!
梅里走得太远了。我不明白他为什么那样和奥利弗说话。 Merlí went too far. I don't understand why he talks to Oliver like that.
-谢谢，亲爱的是的，但我想我喜欢他。 - Thanks, honey.- Yes, but I think like him.
我不想对任何人谈论宗教。 I don't think of talking about religion to Nil.
当他长大后，他可以相信任何他想要的。 When he is older, he can believe in whatever he wants.
我没有被迫相信， I was not forced to believe,
我就是在这样那样的环境中长大的。 I just grew up with this and that's it.
相信上帝并不意味着崇拜罗马教皇。 Believing in God doesn't mean worshiping the Pope of Rome.
是的，但是，奥利弗，让我想想。。。 Yeah, but, Oliver, let's see...
你相信约书亚把海水分开了吗？ Do you believe in this that Joshua separated the waters of the sea?
摩西，伙计！ Moses, buddy!
约书亚，摩西，都是一样的。。。他们是圣经的小牧羊人！ Joshua, Moses, is the same... they are little shepherds of the Bible!
圣经的牧人们，你们听到我说的了吗？ Shepherds of the Bible, have you heard me?
我喜欢它，因为你疯了！ I love it because you're crazy!
当人们认识我时，他们会保留我的个性。 When people know me, they keep my personality.
我不相信摩西。伙计们，你对宗教很无知，是吗？ I don't believe in Moses. Guys, you have a lot of religious ignorance, huh?
你什么都不知道，他不知道十二使徒是谁。 You don't know anything, he doesn't know who the 12 apostles were.
不是有13个吗？ Wasn't there 13?
我不需要，我不想听那些不应该做爱的人， I don't need, I don't want to hear some guys who are not supposed to fuck,
但他们正在给人上关于性关系的课。 but that they are giving lessons on sexual relations.
伙计们，你们把我累坏了。 You tire me, guys.
听着，我不知道。就我个人而言，我不是一个信徒。 Look, I don't know. Personally, I'm not a believer.
但我确实认为宗教帮助了很多人， But I do think that religion helps many people,
我不知道，当你绝望的时候，你会抓住什么。 I don't know, to hold onto something when you're desperate.
好的，但是你小吗？去吧，都一样。 OK, but are you small? Go, it's the same.
但是，奥利弗，说真的，朋友： But, Oliver, now seriously, friend:
让我想想，伙计。。。来自猴子还是亚当和夏娃？ Let's see, man... comes from monkeys or from Adam and Eve?
你怎么认为？ What do you think?
啊，我觉得你是个白痴。 Ah, well, I think you're an imbecile.
因此，我早上有一个灵活的时间表， And therefore, I have a flexible schedule in the mornings,
下午我在温室上课。 and in the afternoons I do classes in the conservatory.
整天上下打转，我喜欢忙碌。这就是我不觉得无聊的原因。 All day up and down, I like to be busy. That's how I don't get bored.
没关系。 It's okay.
啊，塔妮娅，他们在圣周期间组织了一次去纽约的旅行。 Ah, Tania, they have organized a trip to New York, during Holy Week.
-拉西莉亚和她的孩子们。有东西，呃，传过去。多么懒惰啊。。。 -La Celia with her children. Something-uh, pass. What laziness...
但如果你想去的话。 But if you wanted to go.
是的，但现在我不想去了。 Yeah, but now I don't feel like going.
好吧，如果你想我们夏天去。 Okay, if you want we go in summer.
一年中的任何时候，纽约都是美丽的。他去过吗，波尔？ New York is beautiful at any time of the year. Has he been, Pol?
不 No.
-你父亲在哪里工作-妈妈 - And where does your father work? -Mom...
不，他是个律师。使用分离、继承。。。 No, he's a lawyer. Working with eparations, inheritances...
有趣的你会在这里吃吗？ Interesting. Will you eat here?
不，不，我不能。 No, no, I can't.
放松点，我要走了，呃，我要和一个朋友共进午餐。 Relax, I'm leaving, uh, I'm going to lunch with a friend.
停留 Stay.
我会通过的。 I''ll pass.
她要走了，你可以在这里吃-不，我不饿。 She's going away, you can eat here. -No, I'm not hungry.
你真奇怪 You're weird
不，不，我跟他说再见。 No no. Tell him goodbye from me.
我担心梅里会在课堂上谈论自杀。 I was afraid that Merlí would talk about suicide in class.
在我看来就像一个说话的母亲， Well, it seems to me like a mother who talks,
舌头上没有毛发。 and without hairs on the tongue.
是一个微妙的话题， Is a delicate topic,
但他知道，对于学生来说，你不能使用委婉语。 but he knows that with the students you can't go with euphemisms.
是的。 Yah.
他是一位伟大的老师。 He is a great teacher.
是的，他是。 Yes, he is.
事实是，我承认我常常羡慕他。 The truth is that I confess that I have often envied him.
-他也羡慕你-走，闭嘴。 -And you too he envies.-Go, shut up.
不，我真的是这么说的。你有魔力，你知道如何与学生联系。 No. I'm really saying it. You have magic, you know how to connect with the students.
这并不容易。 And that isn't easy.
这很自然。还有梅里。 It's natural. And Merlí, too.
这是非常越轨的，可以看出，它几乎没有考试， It's very transgressive, it's seen that it puts very few exams,
议程也会不时被跳过。 and that the agenda is skipped from time to time.
这也有风险，对吗？ And this has its risks, right?
是的，是的，当然。 Yes Yes of course.
让我想想，我也这么做，嗯？ Let's see, I also do the same, huh?
我也跳过了议程。 That I also skip the agenda.
我喜欢做链接，但我总是按照考试的要求去做。 I love making links, but I always try to go by what the exam asks.
当然，应该如此。也许集中精力会更好。 Sure, as it should be. Maybe it would be good to focus.
对于学生来说，它必须有效但实用。 With the students it must be effective but practical.
这就是我所尝试的。 That's what I try.
你要回家吗？对你好吗 You going home? Yes. How are you?
你能解释一下你为什么不尊重奥利弗吗？ Can you explain why you have so little respect for Oliver?
哦，我看你已经从震惊中恢复过来了。 Oh, I see that you have recovered from the shock.
不。但这也影响到我，你知道你惹我最好的朋友。 No. But it also affects me, you know that you mess with my best friend.
哦，可怜的家伙，我碰了那个朋友，现在你来为他辩护。。。 Oh, poor thing, I touched the friend and now you comes to defend him...
从这位不公正的梅里老师那里， from this unjust teacher who is Merlí,
这个疯子敢于说出自己的想法。 This madman who dares to say what he thinks.
你总是要去你的名册？你必须按自己的方式做事吗？ You always have to go to your roll? Do you have to do everything your way?
是的，这是我的一种痴迷。 It's an obsession that I have, yes.
我来上课，我在谈论阿尔伯特·加缪， I come to class, I'm talking about Albert Camus,
顺便说一下，你错过了一节有趣的课， that, by the way, you've missed an interesting class,
伟大的哲学主题来了：上帝， comes the great philosophical theme: God,
我想说什么就说什么，奥利弗，结束了。 I say what I think, Oliver too, period, it's over.
在我的课堂上，我不想要禁忌或委婉语。 In my class I don't want taboos or euphemisms.
我想你可以更。。。你不必教我。 I think you could be a little more... You don't have to teach me.
我讨厌人们因为我在课堂上的言行而评判我！ I'm sick of people judging me for what I say or do in class!
政治正确性通过一个地方发生在我身上。 Political correctness happens to me through a place.
我是一个不可知论者，是的，我不是阿玛戈。蜕皮良好。 And I am an agnostic, yes, and I don't n'amago.Molt well.
如果下节课我想放屁，我就扔。 And if the next class I want to throw a fart, I'll throw.
多有趣啊。 What fun.
听着，今天我不想和你一起走。 Look, today I don't feel like walking with you.
既然我是一名优秀的教师，我会给自己一份礼物。驾驶室 Since I am a rolled up teacher, I will give myself a gift. Cab!
做你想做的！ Do what you want!
还有你，看看你是否做了些什么来接近伯塔， And you, to see if you do something to get close to Berta,
你看起来像个天堂，孩子。 You look like a paradita, boy.
生他的母亲。。。 The mother who bore him...
嗨，你好吗-你好，下午好。 Hi, how are you? -Hello, good afternoon.
沿着这条街走，我会告诉你我们要去哪里， Follow this street and I'll tell you where we need to go,
如果不是，你会走很长的路。 if not you'll take the long way.
什么意思？ What do you mean?
耶稣，圣母！性交！今天追我啊？ Jesus, the Virgin! Fuck! Chasing me today, huh?
谁，圣母？没有男人没有。她只陪我。 Who, the Virgin? No man no. She only accompanies me.
啊，是的，当然。我想她也会保护你，对吧？ Ah yeah sure. I guess she also protects you, right?
好吧，你可以放开方向盘。 Well, you can let go of the wheel.
她肯定不会允许我们发生任何事故的。 Surely she won't allow us to have any accidents.
听着，对我来说，她是个很好的GPS，但很有精神。 Well look, for me she's a good GPS, but spiritual.
出租车，尽管我有。 The taxi, although I carry it.
Calixte Bergara很有趣吧？ Calixte Bergara It's funny, huh?
出租车司机卡利克斯特。 The taxi driver Calixte.
喜欢吗？ Like it?
我喜欢它。听起来真不错。出租车司机Calixte！ I love it. Sounds really good. The taxi driver Calixte!
把这里翻到右边。很好。 Turn over here to the right now. Very well.
所以你不相信奇迹，嗯？ So you don't believe in miracles, huh?
答对 了我什么都不相信。 Bingo! I don't believe anything.
好吧，听着，我愿意相信-祝贺 Well look, I like to believe it. -Congratulations!
你为什么不让维珍降低汽油价格呢？ Why don't you ask the Virgin to lower the price of gasoline?
非常好！ Very good!
就在这里-在这里 It's here. -Here?
对你现在可以停下来了。就在这里，我们已经到了。 Yes. You can stop now. Right here, we have arrived.
我欠什么？好吧，看，一共6欧元。 What do I owe? Well, look, it will be 6 euros even.
6欧元。。。 6 euros...
5此处。。。 5 here...
还有一欧元。 and a euro.
来吧非常好。 Come on. Very good.
上帝保佑你，嗯。我希望如此。小心点！ God bless you, huh. I hope so. And take care!
对 Yes.
性交！ Fuck!
天哪不。。。 Jesus no...
哦，该死，该死！ Oh, shit, shit!
操，你这该死的婊子。。。！ Fuck, you fucking bitch...!
啊，天啊。。。 Aay god...
“信息，早上好。”早上好 "Information, good morning." Good Morning.
我需要巴塞罗那出租车公司的电话号码。 I would need the telephone number of the Barcelona Taxi Service, please.
失物招领处。“我会直接连接它。” Office of Lost Objects. "I'll connect it directly."
非常感谢。 Thank you.
操，操。。。 Fuck, fuck...
“巴塞罗那的出租车，早上好。” "Taxis in Barcelona, good morning."
是的，早上好，我把钱包忘在出租车上了。我该怎么办？ Yes, good morning, I left my wallet in a taxi. What should I do?
“好的，你能告诉我一些信息，我可以帮你吗？” "Okay, could you give me some information so I can help you?"
Eee。。。是的，我知道出租车司机的名字是。。。Calixte Vergara。 Eee... Yes, I know that the taxi driver's name is... Calixte Vergara.
“Calixte Vergara。”是的，Calixte Vergara。 "Calixte Vergara." Yes, Calixte Vergara.
我想用这个名字应该很容易找到，我说。 I guess with this name it should be easy to find, I say.
“您的手机号码是屏幕上显示的号码吗？” "Your mobile number is the one that has appeared on the screen?"
是的，是的，就是这个，是的。我叫MerlíBergeron。 Yes, yes, it's this, yes. My name is Merlí Bergeron.
“非常好。” "Very good."
“我们会联系他，告诉他，别担心。” "We'll contact him and tell him, don't worry."
好的，好的，谢谢。 Ok, okay, thanks.
我弄得一团糟，等等！ What a mess I am made, wait!
-“说？”-嗨，伯塔呢？ - "Say?" - Hi, what about Berta?
“她在休息，你是谁？” "She's resting, who are you?"
伊凡。但是，不管怎样，我们都会在课堂上见面。 Ivan. But, either way, we'll see each other in class.
给你。伯塔，伊凡来了。 Here you have it. Berta, Ivan is here.
伊凡，进来。 Ivan, come in.
工程安装。 Ei.
-要我给你带点什么吗-不用了，谢谢。 - Do you want me to bring you something? -No thanks.
你为什么来？ Why did you come?
我不知道，因为看到你这么受影响我很难过。 I don't know, because I felt bad to see you so affected.
你好多了？ You're better?
我想你得了焦虑症。 I think you've had an anxiety attack.
对我知道。 Yes, ... I know.
我什么时候。。。当我被锁在家里的时候，我有一些。 I when... when I was in my house locked in I had a few.
当我和梅里一起在街上散步的时候。这是胡说八道。 And when I went out for a walk with Merlí on the street, too. And it's crap.
我不想沿着那条街走。 I did not want to go down that street.
-如果我知道…-不，是一样的。我只是想说出来。 -If I had known...- No, it's the same. I just wanted to say it.
我不会为路过那里而道歉。 I won't apologize for having passed by there.
只是我没告诉你求我原谅，嗯？哦，都一样，伊凡！ It's just that I did not tell you to ask me for forgiveness, huh? Oh, it's the same, Ivan!
我是来帮助你的。 I have come to help you.
非常感谢你的到来。我很好。 Well thank you very much for coming. I'm fine.
你已经知道梅里是什么样子了。 You already know what Merlí is like.
他经常打电话，说话好像什么都知道，但他是无害的。 He calls a lot, he talks as if he knew everything, but he's harmless.
如果你感觉到了，你不会说同样的话。 If you had felt it, you would not say the same.
所发生的是，他因个人问题而感到沮丧 What happens is that he is frustrated by personal problems
我为此付出了代价。 and I paid for it.
-什么个人问题-吉娜把他送进了地狱。 - What personal problems? -Gina sent him to hell.
-他们不在一起-不，格瑞告诉我们的。 -They are not together? -No. Gery told us.
最糟糕的是 And the worst of all
梅里嫉妒席尔瓦娜，因为她能跑1000圈。 is that Merlí is jealous of Silvana, which gives a thousand laps.
谁 Who?
席尔瓦娜。她是新来的历史老师。 Silvana. She is the new history teacher.
她很有创造力每个人都爱她， She's super creative, everyone loves her,
显然，梅里嫉妒她。 and, evidently, Merli is jealous of her.
-伊凡也在想她。-她漂亮吗？ -Ivan also thinks about her.- Is she pretty?
非常她是个了不起的人。 Very. She's a knockout.
米里亚姆，你介意我去兜风吗？这样我就会分心。 Miriam, do you mind if I'm going for a ride? It's that way I get distracted.
别担心。 Don't worry.
-我想你不会介意吧-不 -I'm sure you don't mind? -No.
你是最棒的。 You're the best.
走吧，安静点，伙计。 Go, quiet, man.
波尔，我口袋里有3克古柯。 I've got 3 grams of coca in my pocket, Pol.
嗯，你会习惯的。 Well, you'll get used to it.
看，它在这里。再见 Look, it's here. Bye.
Pol。。。你什么？ Pol... you what?
那怎么样，塔妮娅？你一直在生气。 What about that, Tania? You have been angry.
不，没有生气，但我在你家里感到不舒服， No, not angry, but I felt uncomfortable in your house,
我想你能理解-我不明白。 I guess you can understand. -I don't understand.
哦，不是吗？性交！钢琴，地毯。。。 Oh no? Fuck! Piano, carpets...
与我的房子相比，我住在一个山洞里。 Compared to my house I live in a cave.
什么，你为什么笑？不要笑。 What, why are you laughing? Don't laugh.
还有，想鄙视去他妈的纽约的旅行。。。 Also, to feel like despising a trip to fucking New York...
嗯，我觉得它很“时髦”。 Well, I found it very "posh".
只是我没有去过安道尔，“男子汉”。 It's just that I haven't evn been to Andorra, "macho".
你真烦人。 You're very annoying .
哭着说你很穷， Cries a lot that you're poor,
你从未旅行过，你的家人很糟糕。 and that you has never traveled, that your family sucks.
天哪，波尔，别抱怨了！ Jesus, Pol, stop complaining!
做点什么改变，该死的工作！ Do something to change, fucking work!
塔妮娅，我尽我最大的努力挣钱。 I try my best to have money, Tania.
Uau。。。 Uau...
你想不想再倒霉了，让自己成为经销商？ Do you want to stop having bad luck and make yourself a dealer?
我以为你更聪明。 I thought you were smarter.
你告诉我你不会再提起这个话题了。 You told me you would not bring up the subject again.
我把它拿出来是因为我们是朋友。我想是吧？ Well, I take it out because we're friends. I think so, right?
是你想把摩托车卖给我，你必须用毒品来生存。 It's that you want to sell me the motorcycle that you have to spend drugs to survive.
塔妮娅，你对我的房子一无所知。 It's that you don't know anything about my house, Tania.
我知道的比你想象的多，嗯？我去过你家。 I know more than you think, huh? I have been in your house.
他们把我踢出去的那天，记得吗？ The day they kicked me out, remember?
是的，住在他妈的可怜的房子里。 And yes, live in a house that fucking pity.
难怪你羞于住在那里，它闻起来很旧， No wonder you're ashamed to live there, it smells old,
你父亲失业了，还有贷款要付。。。 and your father is unemployed, and has a loan to pay...
在这种情况下，你为什么不去阳台呢？！ With this scenario, why don't you go for a balcony ?!
去 Go...
你不觉得你可以更快乐一点吗？ Don't you think you could be a little happier?
请我在你的山洞里吃比萨饼。 Invite me to have a pizza in your cave.
-你好-你好。 -Hello -Hello.
-你是教区人-不 -You're from the parish? -No.
你正在看照片。。。 You are looking at the photos...
不，是什么？ No, what is it?
营地里的教义问答的孩子们玩得很开心。 The boys of catechism in the camps had a great time.
他们向所有人开放，不仅仅是年轻的基督徒。 They are open to all, not only for young Christians.
不用了，谢谢。 No thanks.
哦，你刚才路过这里。 Oh, you were passing by here.
是的，好吧，好奇，我不知道。 Yes, well, curiosity, I don't know.
我在散步，我看到了教堂，我走进了教堂，我不知道。。。 I was taking a walk, I saw the church and I entered and I don't know...
这所房子对所有人开放。 This house is open to everyone.
是的。还有同性恋，对吧？ Yah. And gays too, right?
也在这里，我们不会对这样的人关闭大门。 As well. Here we don't close the door to the people who are like that.
啊，是吗？ Ah, Yeah?
一个人可以自由地感觉和思考任何事情 One can feel and think whatever is freely
这里永远都有一席之地。 and here will always have a place.
教会反对同性恋者生孩子。 The Church is against homosexuals having children.
让我想想， Let's see,
我们的出发点是，一个男人不能和另一个男人生孩子。 We start from the basis that a man can't have a child with another man.
但是，他们可以接受它，对吗？ But, they can adopt it, right?
对但他不是一个天生的孩子。 Yes. But he is not a natural child.
哦，那是什么？假孩子？ Oh, and what is it? An artificial child?
不是。他是另一个男人和一个女人的亲生儿子。 No. He is a natural son of another man with a woman.
星期六下午来参加年轻人小组。 Come on a Saturday afternoon in the group of young people.
有些人问的问题和你一样。 There are those who ask the same questions as you.
今年我们给你这个年龄的3个人洗礼。你受洗了吗？ This year we have baptized 3 of your age. Are you baptized?
不 No.
你不想去天堂？ That you don't want to go to heaven?
首先你必须相信天堂，对吗？如果我不认为。。。 First you have to believe in heaven, right? And if I don't think...
从爱上帝中，你可以学习。 From loving God, you can learn.
还有教堂的奢侈品，什么？ And the luxuries of the Church, what?
奢侈品？你在哪里看到他们，奢侈品？ Luxuries? Where do you see them, the luxuries?
我现在有30欧元的活期存款。30 I have 30 euros right now in the current account. 30
如果这是一种奢侈。。。 If this is a luxury...
有了，我会给你一张卡片，以备你考虑。 Have, I'll give you a card in case you think about it.
嘿很好，休息得好！非常感谢。传球，传球。 Hey! Good, what a rest! Thank you. Pass, pass.
不，不，我把出租车停放得很糟。 No, no, I have the taxi badly parked.
成年男子至少让我给你一杯酒吧。 Man. Let me offer you a glass of wine, at least.
不，谢谢，我在开车。他们打电话给你，失物招领处？ No, thank you, I'm driving. They have called you, Lost Objects?
不，不。我停下来休息一下，我看到了座位上的钱包。 No no. I stopped to take a break and I saw the wallet in the seat.
我找到DNI的地址。相信我，这是你为失去而付出的。 The address I found the DNI. Ya gave it for lost, believe me.
看到奇迹了吗？ See how there are miracles?
如果我以前说得不好，我很抱歉。。。 I'm sorry if I've spoken badly before...
没问题。我喜欢你。 No problem. I like you.
是不是有时候我说得太多了？对 Is that sometimes I talk too much, you know? Yes.
我不能假装每个人都相信我所相信的。 I can't pretend that everyone believes in what I believe.
但真的是信仰一直伴随着我。。。 But it's really that faith always accompanies me...
就这样，我觉得我和我死去的儿子很亲近。 and in this way I feel close to my son, who died.
哦，走吧，对不起-非常感谢。7年前。 Oh, go I am sorry. -Thank you. 7 years ago.
想到上帝欢迎了他，我感到安慰。 To think that God has welcomed him is my consolation.
这是。。。这是我留下的。 It's... it's what I have left.
嗯，但我们并不气馁，因为我们找回了你的钱包。 Well, but we are not discouraged that we have recovered your wallet.
对再次非常感谢你，卡利克斯特。 Yes. Thank you very much again, Calixte.
祝你好运，伯格伦先生。 Good luck in life, Mr. Bergeron.
对 Yes?
“伯格伦先生？”是的，是我。 "Mr. Bergeron?" Yes, it's me.
“我叫巴塞罗那出租车。” "I call Barcelona Taxis."
哦，是的，是的。我已经找回了钱包，谢谢。 Oh Yes Yes. I've already recovered the wallet, thanks.
“哦，太好了， "Oh perfect,
就是你告诉我你没有找到出租车司机的名字吗。" is that by this name that you have told me you haven't found any taxi driver. "
你在说什么？不没有以…名义的出租车司机。。。Calixte Vergara？ Wh-what are you saying? No... there is no taxi driver in the name of... Calixte Vergara?
“唯一使用此名称的出租车牌照已被吊销。” "The only taxi license with this name was discharged."
出院？ Discharged?
“是的，是的，这个人两年前去世了。” "Yes, yes, this man died two years ago."
不，不，对不起，我刚和他谈过。 No, no, excuse me, I just talked to him.
他刚刚还了我的钱包。 He just returned my wallet.
“嗯，我不知道你跟谁谈过，但Vergara先生已经死了。” "Well, I don't know who you talked to, but Mr. Vergara is dead."
可以eee。。。好的，谢谢。 Okay... eee... okay, thanks.
这个出租车司机比我更有嗅觉。 This taxi driver has more nose than me.
我喜欢它。 I love it.
这是我第一次看到你有真正的哲学怀疑。 It's the first time that I see you having a true philosophical doubt.
他是怎么冒充Calixte的？ How did he do it to pass himself off as Calixte?
他怎么能盗用一个死人的执照？！ How could he appropriate the license of a dead man ?!
一定有黑手党帮忙。 Some Mafia help, for sure.
如果他有这么大的鼻子，他为什么还你钱包？ And if he has so much nose, why does he return your wallet?
嗯，我不知道，我不知道。。。 Well, I don't know, I don't know...
隐藏，我不知道。 To hide, I don't know.
他不需要我的50欧元。他不在乎。 He doesn't need my 50 euros. He doesn't care.
也许他致力于给游客钱。。。 Maybe he is dedicated to giving money to tourists...
也许他向他们要钱，你看。 Maybe he charges them money, look.
不，不，我不富有。我不喜欢奇怪的事情发生在我身上。 No no. I'm not rich. I don't like that strange things happen to me.
我不明白的是他为什么告诉你他失去了一个孩子。 What I don't understand is why he tells you that he lost a child.
我不知道。。。我不知道，他参与了谈话，我为他感到难过。 I don't know... he's gone into the conversation, I don't know, and I felt sorry for him.
没关系。走吧，够了。当然，必须有一个合乎逻辑的解释。 It doesn't matter. Go, enough. Surely there must be a logical explanation.
一定是，但我们不知道。 It must be, but we don't know it.
我没看见鬼，米里亚姆。 I don't see ghosts, Miriam.
如果上帝为你奉献了5分钟？ And if God has dedicated you 5 minutes?
对他送给你一个天使。是的，伙计，是的。 Yes. He sent you an angel. Yes, man, yes.
对于像你这样的人：务实，独立。。。 To a man like you: pragmatic, independent...
他不相信上帝。这不信任宗教。 That he doesn't believe in God. That distrusts religions.
也许你应该把你的5分钟献给奥利弗。 Maybe to whom you should dedicate your 5 minutes is to Oliver.
两欧元也不错吧。 Being two euros is not bad, huh.
这么便宜的比萨饼对你来说不是太少了吗？ Isn't such a cheap pizza too little for you?
是的，另一方面，这对你来说是一种奢侈，不是吗？ Yes, on the other hand, it's a luxury for you, isn't it?
梦想成真。 A dream come true.
你了解伯塔吗？ Do you know anything about Berta?
没有。她和她妈妈在家，对吗？ No. She was home with her mother, right?
她给我发了一条短信。伊凡出现在她家。 She sent me a text. Ivan has shown up at her house.
对于 For?
以防他能帮助她。是的。 In case he can help her. Ya.
为什么他还没去你家？因为他仍然很酷。 And why hasn't he also gone to your house? Because he's still cool.
可怜的家伙。 Poor guy.
只是他根本没有机会。 It's just that he has no chance at all.
为什么不呢？ Why not?...
因为像伯塔这样的女孩不会和伊凡这样的人一起去。 Because a girl like Berta would not go with anyone like Ivan.
哦，不是吗？为什么？ Oh no? Why?
因为她很漂亮，而他很“丑”。 Because she is very pretty, and he is very "ugly".
不是所有的东西都是有形的，呃，波尔。 Not everything is physical, eh, Pol.
伊凡是个他妈的好人，聪明又敏感。 Ivan is a fucking great guy, intelligent and sensitive.
什么好女孩应该总是和好男人在一起吗？ What? Should good girls always have to go with good guys?
这是他妈的规则还是怎么回事？ It's a fucking rule or how does it go?
好吧，我只是说。。。嗯，这是相互冲突的。 Okay, I'm just saying that... well, that collides.
你知道我喜欢布鲁诺吗？ Do you know that I liked Bruno?
不，操。百米 No, fuck. Hm.
我一直缠着他，但我马上就知道他是同性恋。 I was hanging on him, but I knew right away that he was gay.
我很高兴知道这就是为什么他从来都不想和我在一起。 And I was glad to know that's why he never wanted anything with me.
希埃罗！你好，爸爸！ Heeeello! Hello Dad!
我是塔妮娅。 This is Tania.
嗨，很高兴认识你。 Hi, nice to meet you.
这是他第一次带女孩回家。 It's the first time he brings a girl home.
嗯，她。。。她是朋友，嗯？ Well, she... she's a friend, huh?
不，不，是的，我什么都没说。 No, no, yes, I didn't say anything.
那么，没什么。我要去我的房间。 Well then, nothing. I am going to my room.
奥斯卡呢？他从车间回来了吗？ And Oscar? Has he returned from the workshop?
没有。我想他和一些同事在一起。 No. I think he's with some colleagues.
嗯 Uh...
研讨会。 The workshop.
对不起，我不想吵醒你。 Sorry, I did not want to wake you up.
但你睡觉时戴着耳机。。。 But you were sleeping with headphones on...
几点了？ What time is it?
很快。你没事吧？ Is soon. 9. Are you okay?
我不知道。我无法摆脱那个男人跳跃的形象。 I don't know. I can't get rid of the image of that man jumping.
哦，伯塔。。。我不想让你想做那样的事。 Oh, Berta... I don't want you to ever think of doing something like that.
-但你为什么这么说-我不知道。 -But why do you say that? -I don't know.
-请……-但很明显，不，放松。 -Please...- But it's clear that no, relax.
我很害怕。 I'm scared.
什么的？ Of what?
未来的未来。 Of the future.
我害怕不能当漫画家 I'm afraid of not being able to work as a cartoonist
我想做故事插图或写漫画。。。 and I would like to do story illustrations or write comics...
首先你必须学习美术，这是你想要的。 First you have to study the career of Fine Arts, which is what you want.
是的，但是，如果我完成后找不到我喜欢的工作？ Ya, but, and if when I finish I can't find work that I like?
你不想最后像我一样。 You don't want to end up like me.
你想过重写吗？ Have you thought about rewriting?
我已经做了。 I already do it.
我秘密地写东西，但我羞于教它。 In secret, I write things, but I am ashamed to teach it.
-妈妈…-别管了，都一样。 -Mom...- Leave it, it's the same.
你为什么不试着把它出版呢？ Why don't you try to get it published?
这很难，女孩。这就是为什么我最终开了一家美发沙龙。 It's very difficult, girl. That's why I ended up opening the hair salon.
但也有人写了50多年的小说。他们是成功的。 But there are people who write novels with more than 50 years. And they are successful.
我和女儿们相处得很好。你是我最好的。 I've had success with my daughters. You're the best I have.
你知道吗？ You know what?
今天我想起我怀你的时候， Today I remembered that when I was pregnant with you,
有一天，在地铁站台上，我看到一个男人扑倒在铁轨上。 One day, on the subway platform, I saw a man throwing himself on the tracks.
我本能地把手放在肚子上。 Instinctively I put my hands on my belly.
我哭着回家了。 I went home crying.
奶奶在上班。。。我一个人度过了这一天。 Grandma was at work... and I spent the day alone.
不幸的是，你不会忘记你今天的生活。 Unfortunately, what you have lived today, you won't forget.
但我希望它能帮助你对生活充满渴望。 But I want it to help you to have a lot of desire to live.
你感觉到我了吗？ Do you feel me?
谢谢你陪我度过了一个下午，妈妈。 Thanks for spending the afternoon with me, mom.
上帝和我不。。。我们不互相交谈。 God and I don't... we don't talk to each other.
他和我都没有兴趣互相交谈。 Neither he nor I have any interest in talking to each other.
对我来说，他就像是上面的邻居。 For me it's as if he were the neighbor above.
或者更确切地说，是楼梯的主席。 Or rather, the president of the staircase.
但我从没在电梯里见过他， But I have never met him in the elevator,
既不在楼梯平台上，也不在大厅里。。。我从未见过他。 neither on the landing, nor in the lobby... I have never seen him.
当邻里社区决定粉刷楼梯时， And when the neighborhood community decides to paint the staircase,
有人说这是因为他；我解释一下？ some say it's thanks to him; I explain?
多么聪明的比喻啊。 What a clever metaphor.
我上电梯时受到了启发。 I was inspired while going up the elevator.
什么我想告诉你的是 What... what I want to tell you
比如，当你需要盐的时候， is that understand that you when you need salt, for example,
上去问问楼梯间的主席。 go up and ask the President of the staircase.
我知道你更喜欢去超市买。 I understand that you prefer to go down to buy it at the supermarket.
重要的是你住在你的房子里，我住在我的房子里， What matters is that you live in your house, I live in my house,
我们可以住在同一栋楼里，没有不好的氛围。 and that we can live in the same building without bad vibes.
我确实是典型的邻居 It's true that I'm the typical neighbor
这有时会影响到其他人的生活。 that sometimes gets into the lives of others.
但既然你是一个有信仰和宽容的人，你就会知道如何原谅我，对吗？ But since you're a man of faith and tolerant, you will know how to forgive me, right?
当然 Of course.
去吧，喝吧，你不能喝啤酒-哦，我当然可以。 Go, take, you can't have beer. -Oh, of course I can.
不，我认识你，明天有课。给男孩的菠萝汁。 No, I know you, tomorrow there is class. A pineapple juice for the boy.
拿，拿，不要抱怨。 Take, take, don't complain.
我父亲在我14岁的时候去世了。 My father died when I was 14 years old.
我感到非常生气。 I felt very angry.
但与此同时，牧师的话让我平静下来。 But at the same time the priest's words calmed me down.
这是我唯一一次对牧师的话感到放松。 It's the only time I've been relaxed by the words of a priest.
他们通常让我感到不安。 They usually unnerve me.
我也不喜欢一些牧师说的话。 I don't like what some priests say either.
但我有信仰，我是一个信徒。没有别的了。 But I have faith, I am a believer. Nothing else.
但我觉得教会并不代表我，你知道吗？ But I feel that the Church doesn't represent me especially, you know?
伙计，我当然理解。这很正常。 Man, of course, I understand. It's normal.
我认为梵蒂冈应该重新考虑很多事情，奥利弗。 I believe that the Vatican should rethink many things, Oliver.
例如， Among others, for example,
仪式服装设计，对吗？ Costume design for ceremonies, right?
如果他们都变成黑色。。。 And so much If they all go jet black...
红衣主教和紫丁香主教。 And the cardinals in red, and the bishops in lilac.
请这是一个老式的衣柜。 Please. It's an old-fashioned wardrobe.
是的，有一个牧师做弥撒的教堂会很好 Yes, it would be good to have a church where the priests would do mass
穿得像你和我，你知道吗？ dressed like you and me, you know?
我不知道，有一个更近的衣橱。 I don't know, with a closer wardrobe.
我想象的是女人在做弥撒。 What I imagine are women doing mass.
一个没有独身的教会，那里的性不是罪恶， And a Church without celibacy, where sex is not a sin,
使用避孕套是可以接受的 and the use of condoms is accepted
以及所有的性取向。 and all sexual orientations.
如果是这样的话Oliver， If this were so, Oliver,
星期天，弥撒会挤满年轻人。 On Sundays, Mass would be full of young people.
他们缺乏良好的公共关系。 They lack good public relations.
你会做得很好的，奥利弗。 You would do very well, Oliver.
我羡慕奥利弗。我认为做一个信徒是值得的。 I envy Oliver. I think it's worth it to be a believer.
-你不怕死-你害怕死亡吗？ -You're not afraid of death.-Are you afraid of death?
这让我很生气。就像一个什么都不懂的小男孩。 It makes me angry. Like a little boy who doesn't understand anything.
今天，在我所看到的之后。。。这让我很生气。 Today, after what I have seen... it has given me a lot of anger.
我想我想学习急救。 And I thought that I want to learn first aid.
有趣的 Interesting.
也许如果我早知道的话，我就可以帮助那个人了。 Perhaps if I had known, I could have helped the man.
报名参加红十字会。我看见你在做。 Sign up for the Red Cross. I see you doing it.
伊凡。。。，我想问你一个问题。 Ivan..., I want to ask you a question.
什么时候你被锁在屋里，你有没有想过。。。？ When... you were locked in the house, did you ever think of...?
属于 Of ..?
正在结束。。。 Ending it...
...以激进的方式 ...in a radical way
“自杀”这个词让我们多么害怕。 How scary the word "suicide" makes us.
我们甚至不敢大声说出来。 We dare not even say it out loud.
你有没有想过。。。自杀 Did you think about... suicide?
我突然想到了这件事。 It crossed my mind.
但我不想这样做。也不要尝试。 But I did not want to do it. Nor try.
我很害怕。。。 I was so scared...
我脑子里有一个想法，这让我很害怕： I had this idea in my head and it horrified me:
我想“我不想谈论它，因为我仍然会给你一些想法”。 I thought "I don't want to talk about it, because I'll still give you ideas".
多重啊。嗯，我想“我希望她能和我谈谈”。 How heavy. Well, I thought "I wish she would talk to me".
你没事吧，伊凡？ Are you okay, Ivan?
百米 Hm.
我不得不承认，事情并非总是像我所希望的那样发展。 I have to accept that things don't always go as I would like.
什么，我们今晚要离开这里？但是你现在说什么呢？ What, we're out of here tonight? But what do you say, you, now?
-“Botellón”，伙计-当然，这他妈的很酷。走吧！ - "Botellón", buddy? -Of course, it's fucking cool. Let's go!
-好吧，酷-然后我们告诉其他人。 -Okay, cool.-Then we tell the others.
是 啊 Yeah !!!
你，你，那些是谁？ You, you, who are those?
-怎么了，伙计们-你有jumo什么的吗？ -What was it, guys? -Do you have a jumo or what?
-波尔？！ - Pol ?!
这种倾向倾向于生活的黑暗面， And this tendency towards the dark side of life,
你一直都有还是在莫妮卡离开你后出生的？ Did you always have it or was it born after Monica left you?
这是你应该有的趋势 It's the same trend you should have
现在吉娜把你送进了地狱。 now that Gina has sent you to hell.
你试过和她讲和吗-不，没什么可做的。 Have you tried to make peace with her? -No, there is nothing to do.
你在这里干什么？ What are you doing here?
你想在英国学习英语吗？ Would you like to study English in England?
这可能是一次美好的经历。你甚至可以在那里完成高中学业。 It can be a beautiful experience. You can even finish high school there.
啊啊。。。现在我明白了。你想让我离开。 Aaah... Now I understand. You want me away.
-你有虱子-你怎么长虱子的！ - You have lice! -How did you get lice!
Gery，一点也不好笑！ Gery, it's not funny!
-你痒吗-嘿不不什么。 -Are you itchy? -Hey? No no. What.
瑞奇在哪里？ Where is Ricky?
妈妈 Mom!
不别碰我，别碰我！保罗，保罗，保罗！ No! Don't touch me, don't touch me! Pau, Pau, Pau!