它们是年初的笔记。如果你不想要他们。。。 They are notes from the beginning of the year. If you don't want them...
耶，耶，是的，是的，但是，操。再见 Ya, ya, yes, yes, but, fuck. Goodbye.
我给你买了内衣。 I bought you underwear.
我不喜欢他们。内裤刺激我的皮肤。 I don't like them. Briefs irritate my skin.
或者你想让我像小时候那样涂上滑石粉？ Or do you want me to put on talcum powder like when I was little?
琼，你妈妈告诉我你对父母很不好。 Joan, your mother told me that you treat your parents terribly.
你在说什么？！我妈妈不是这么说的。 What are you saying?! My mother isn't saying this.
我只是告诉她你最近对我们不好。 I just told her that you haven't been treating us well lately.
听着，如果他们回来。。。如果他们回到我身边。。。 Look, if they come back... if they come back to me...
不要指着我，不要指着我！ Don't point at me, don't point at me!
-你得帮我搬沙发-可以 - You have to help me with the sofa. -Okay.
沙发 Sofa?
我看到一张废弃的沙发，我们应该搬到公园去。 I saw an abandoned sofa that we should move to the park.
-这张沙发很好-我告诉过你了。 - This sofa is very good. -I told you.
-是谁的-不，它被遗弃了。 -It's nobody's? -No, it was abandoned.
在离开之前，我们必须把它藏在树林里。 Before leaving we have to hide it among the trees.
现在我通常会留下对开本。我会提醒你的，别担心。 Now it's typical that I leave the folios. I'll remind you, don't worry.
在吉梅里，这里有非常好的老师。他们有一个好的导师。 There are very good teachers here, in Guimerí. And they have a good tutor.
梅里。是的，我已经认识他了。我们是一对。 Merlí. Yes, I already know him. We are a couple.
没什么，我要走了。再见再见 Well, nothing, I'm leaving. Goodbye. Goodbye.
请，我们冷静地说话。 Please, we speak calmly.
当你抓住她的论点时，你告诉她“冷静！”！ You told her "calm", when you nailed her arguments!
吉娜。。。走出！ Gina... Get out!
我们这样结束是不公平的。把你的哲学拿出来！ It's not fair that we end up like this. Get your philosophy in the ass!
这些中国人在我家做什么？ What do these Chinese doing in my house?
这是一家中国代理商。 It is an agency for Chinese.
（中文） (Speaks in Chinese)
冷静，冷静，一切都会好起来的。 Calm, calm, everything will be fine.
我没能做加泰罗尼亚家庭作业。我父亲已经回家了。 I have not been able to do the Catalan homework. My father has returned home.
他摔倒了，一直坐在轮椅上。 He fell and has been in a wheelchair.
尤金尼，这是里卡德，维拉塞卡家族的父亲。 Eugeni, this is Ricard, the father of the Vilasecas'.
每周你都会给尤金写一章小说。 Each week you will give Eugeni a chapter of the novel.
他会认为这是对你的惩罚 He will think that for you this is a punishment
但事实上你在欺骗体制，保罗。 but in reality you're cheating the system, Pau.
加布里埃尔。。。 Gabriel...
我们早就认识了。 We will already know each other.
请你把窗帘关上好吗？ Can you close the curtain, please?
那里，很好。 There, very good.
-“Wi五”-怎样 - "Wi-five"! -How?
“给我五个”但作为wifi。。。 "Give me five" but as wifi...
-啊…-“Wi五”。 -Ah... - "Wi-five".
-（塔妮娅）当然，当然-你还不年轻？！ - (Tania) Sure, sure. -You were not so young ?!
嘿，加比。百米 Hey, Gabi. Hm?
琼·卡普德维拉复印笔记是真的吗 Is it true that Joan Capdevila makes photocopies of the notes
然后卖给他的朋友？ and sells them to his buddies?
尤金尼告诉我的。我知道他很有风度。 Eugeni told me. I recognize that he has his grace.
尤金想让你和他的父母谈谈。 Well, Eugeni wants you to talk to his parents.
不，这没用，很难解决。 No, it won't help, it's intractable.
是的，是的，他似乎对这个世界感到愤怒。 Yes, yes, it seems that he is angry with the world.
对 Yes
什么我们今晚要不要出去参加派对？ What? Should we go out to party tonight or what?
你现在说什么-我有一阵子没出去了。 What are you say now? -It's been a while since I've gone out.
我所有的朋友都有一个搭档。 All my friends have a partner.
他们把自己锁在屋里，没有人带他们出去，真遗憾。 They lock themselves in the house and there is no one to take them out, it's a pity.
我们走吧，振作起来；我知道一家卖啤酒的小亭，价格很好。。。 Let's go, cheer up; I know a kiosk that sells beers very well priced...
在我家附近的广场上。 in a square near my house.
是的，伙计。。。现在我们得去街上喝“botellón”。 Yes, man... Now we have to go drink in the street, "botellón".
我不喜欢酒吧。 I don't like bars.
我只去那些有像样的洗手间的地方。 I only go to places where there are decent washrooms to "go belly".
你在笑什么？这会让你发笑吗？ What are you laughing at? Does it make you laugh?
但是说“去肚子”比说“狗屎”更恶心！ But it's more disgusting to say "go belly" than "shit"!
看，孩子。我到了做结肠镜检查的年龄了，明白吗？ Look Boy. I'm at the age to have colonoscopies, understand?
你把我当孩子一样对待。你打算去参加聚会。 And you treat me like a kid. You intend to go partying.
我看起来想去“botellón”喝酒吗？ Do I Look like I want to go out drinking at a "botellón"?
“Botellón”？这不酷。 "Botellón"? It's not cool.
当然了，妈的！明天没有考试什么的。 Of course, it is, fuck! Tomorrow there are no exams or anything.
好的，酷。 Ok, cool.
我们会告诉其他人的。 We'll tell the others.
在这里最近制作的Lit便笺。。。20欧元。 Here. Lit notes recently made... 20 euros.
15，你欠我5英镑买大麻。 15, you owe me 5 for the weed.
-天哪，是的-来，接住，接住 -Jesus, yes. -Here, catch, catch
嘿，你成功了！ Hey, you got it!
-你拿着什么-哦，看。。。 -What are you carrying there? -Oh look...
新笔记本电脑，孩子。 New laptop, kid.
妈的，你花了多少钱？ Fuck, how much have you spent?
昂贵的但我父亲付钱，嗯？ Expensive. But my father pays, eh?
那个混蛋！ That bastard!
是的。通过写作记笔记是很古老的。 Ya. It's that taking notes by writing is old.
孩子们，怎么了？ What's wrong, children?
Oksana！你今晚报名参加聚会吗？ Oksana! Do you sign up tonight for a party?
-哦，不，今晚对我不好。-这只是一杯速溶啤酒。 -Oh, no, tonight is not good for me. - It's only one quick beer.
不，对不起，我会和我男朋友阿尔格尔在一起。 No, I'm sorry, I'll be with Alguer, my boyfriend.
哦 Oh
是的，他是塔拉曼卡人，今天下午就来。 Yes, he's from Talamanca and he's coming expressly this afternoon.
-我们将在家里过夜-那很好，对吧？ -And we will spend all night at home. -That's good, right?
-嗯，多好啊。。。 -mm-hm. How good...
好的 Good...
早上好 Good morning!
我刚找到两个以前的学生 I just found two former students
他们已经开始了历史职业生涯的第一年。 who are already doing the first year of the History career.
很明显，你是一位好老师，这让他们想要这门课。 It is clear that you are a good teacher that makes them want the subject.
当然，席尔瓦娜，恭喜你！ Of course, Silvana, congratulations!
非常感谢。事实是我很快乐，是的。 Thank you. The truth is that I'm happy, yes.
我认为我的工作做得很好。人们必须认识到它的优点。 I think I do my job well. And one must recognize its merits.
很明显，是的。 It is clear that yes.
当然，还有很多。。。 Of course, and so much...
顺便说一下，前几天我找到了一本杂志。。。 By the way, I found a magazine the other day...
有一篇文章说 And there was an article that says
他们增加了哲学的注册人数。 that they have increased the enrollments in Philosophy.
看，也许这和 See, maybe it would have something to do with
老师喜欢我，对吗？ teachers like me, right?
哦，梅里，你一直在抽烟吗。。。 Oh, Merli, have you been smoking...
我们今晚要演“botellón”吗？啊。。。，去 Do we do the "botellón" tonight? Aaah..., go.
呼呼，呼 Hoo hoo, hoo
Bua。。。伙计们，他超轻。 Bua... He's superlight, guys.
你花了多少钱？ And how much has it cost you?
-不，不，不，我不会说的-去，说点什么。。。 -No, no, no, I won't say it. -Go, say something...
1,800. 1,800.
不，不，我不会说的：1800。 No, no, I won't say it: 1,800.
他非常想说出来。 He was dying to say it.
从现在起，我将出售票据。我会比琼便宜。 From now on I will sell the notes. I'll do it cheaper than Joan.
那个“混蛋”！走吧，大家坐下。 That "bastard"! Go, everyone to sit down.
杰拉德，我知道你是资本主义社会的受害者。。。 Gerard, I see that you are a victim of capitalist society...
卡尔·马克思谴责的。 that Karl Marx condemned.
对凉的 Yes? Cool.
是的，先生们。这个留胡子的男人。 Yes, gentlemen. This man with the beard.
卡尔·马克思。 Karl Marx.
他谈到了商品拜物教。 He talked about the fetishism of merchandise.
看看杰拉德的笔记本电脑。 Look at Gerard's laptop.
这个物体设计得很好， With this object so well designed,
我们眼花缭乱，看不到背后有什么。 we are dazzled and we don't see what is behind.
根据卡尔·马克思的说法，是什么隐藏了我们。。。 According to Karl Marx, what hides us...
是该商品的生产条件。 are the conditions of production of this merchandise.
就是剥削一些可怜的中国人， That is, the exploitation of some poor Chinese,
他们在恶劣的条件下工作。 who work in shitty conditions.
是的，先生，对。 Yes sir, right.
在任何情况下，该系统的安装方式。。。 In any case, this system is mounted in such a way...
我们的幸福碰巧在消耗。 that our happiness happens to consume.
我们的生活变成了这样：挣钱消费！ Our life has become this: earn money to consume!
不管是谁发明了这个短语，我都会揍他 I would hit whoever invented the phrase
“金钱不能带来幸福” "Money doesn't make happiness"
是的。有了钱，一切都会好起来的。 Ya. With money everything is going better, period.
是的，但让我想想，我们也买了很多东西。。。 Ya, but let's see, we also buy many things...
这既没有必要也没有任何用处。 that are neither necessary nor useful at all.
没错Enric。为什么会这样？ Exactly, Enric. And why is this so?
因为人们普遍感到不满 Because there is a general feeling of dissatisfaction
由这个糟糕的系统创建的。 created by this shitty system.
为什么要升级一台工作正常的手机 Why upgrade a mobile that works
就因为新的能让照片变得更好？ just because the new one makes the pictures a little better?
我们生活在一个浪费的社会。。。 We live in a society that is wasting...
以及满足需求的一切， and everything to meet the needs,
不是消费者，而是生产。 not the consumer, but the production.
-我已经说过了：Merlípresidente！ -I already said it: Merlí presidente!
在资本主义生产体系中， In the capitalist production system,
人类的生活被疏远了， the human being lives alienated,
这是商品生产链中的一个简单工具。 it's a simple instrument in a chain of production of goods.
但这并不意味着我们不能改变它。 But this doesn't mean that we can't change it.
马克思说：“如果你不喜欢这个世界，你可以自由反抗。” Marx said: "If you don't like this world, you are free to rebel."
做哲学不仅仅是思考现实： Doing philosophy isn't just thinking about reality:
这是为了改变它。 it's to transform it.
来吧，走吧。每天都把它放出来，又把它拿出来，真是太懒了。 Come on, go. How lazy to put it and take it out every day.
-这沙发是谁的-没有任何人。 -Who was this sofa? -From no one.
我们每天都躲起来，这样他们就不会偷我们的东西了。 We hide every day so they don't steal it from us.
你，你：谁报名参加今天的比赛？ You, you: who signs up for today's game?
-我肯定会来的-我通过了。我通过了。 -I come for sure. -I pass. I pass.
-啊，我确实签了名。-我想做点什么。 -Ah, I did sign myself. - I want to do something.
你说什么，Polete？ And what do you say, Polete?
我说明天有课，Joanito。 I say that tomorrow there is class, Joanito.
你不是“坏人”？ You are not the "bad guy"?
如果大家都报名，我就来。如果不是，那就不，伙计。 I will come if everyone signs up. If not, no, man.
-来吧，转身，离开这里-好的，给你。 - Come on, turn, leave here. -Ok, here.
来，转身。。。一点，二点。。。 Come, turn... at one, at two...
和 And...
完成了。 It's done.
好的，伙计们。 Ok, guys.
让我们看看，这个想法是每个人都有一些东西，我们在这里见面。 Let's see, the idea is that everyone has something, and we meet here.
-啊，酷-我会安全回来的。 -Ah, cool. -I will come safe.
-我想要一个小派对那个 -I want a little party. - That!
你，Oksana，要来还是怎么？ You, Oksana, are coming or what?
我不知道，操-操。。。 I don't know, fuck, -go fuck...
我很想来，但像往常一样，我不知道我能不能来。 I want to come, but as always I don't know if I can.
呃，我想生火，就像我去探险家的时候 Uh, I'd like to do a campfire, like when I went to the explorers
什么你去探险家了？ What? You went to the explorers?
没错-发生了什么-我们进行了远足之类的活动。 Exactly. -What happens? -We made excursions and such.
但是我妈妈让我离开，因为天气很冷。 But my mother took me off because it was cold.
Gery，你不知道怎么自己做决定？ Gery, you don't know how to make decisions by yourself?
是的，当我父亲递给我钱的时候。 Yes, when my father passes me money.
-Ueee-刚才说的那个。 -Ueee !! -The one who just said.
-你，马克，你有虱子，伙计你在说什么，你这个白痴？ -You, Marc, you have lice, man! - What are you saying, you imbecile?
虱子！真恶心！ Lice! How disgusting!
我怎么会长虱子，白痴？ How would I get lice, idiot?
-简单，你一定通过了加索尔-闭嘴，这一点都不好笑！ -Easy, you must have passed Pau. -Shut up, that isn't funny!
是的，闭嘴！ Yes, shut up!
-完全愚蠢-是的。 -Total imbecile. -yah.
-嘿-呃，伊凡。 -Hey. -Eh, Ivan.
马克，格瑞，你生气了还是怎么了？ Marc, Gery and you are angry or something?
值得注意的 Noticeable?
相当地你们怎么了？你们是好朋友。 Quite. What has happened to you guys? You were good friends.
嗯，他是个讨厌鬼。 Well, he's a pain.
总是让自己成为皮条客，因为他爸爸给他钱。 Always making himself a pimp because his dad passes him money.
是啊，有点烦。 Yah, it's a little annoying.
尤其是那些有困难的人。 Especially to those who have it hard.
-但他是个好人-他认为自己是世界的中心。 -But he's a good guy... -He thinks he's the center of the world.
和朋友在一起意味着你应该能够谈论一切，对吗？ With a friend it means that you should be able to talk about everything, right?
和他在一起你只能谈论他，这很累人。 With him you can only talk about him, and it's tiring.
关于虱子的事我想是他让你挑起的。 This thing about the lice I think he told you to provoke.
是的，是的，如果我很清楚我没有虱子，嗯？ Ya, ya, if I know perfectly well that I don't have lice, huh?
我想知道你什么时候才能完成这件蠢事。 I wonder when you will finish the foolishness.
你在跟我说话？ You're talking to me?
不，我在告诉那个正在做票据生意的年轻人。 No. I'm telling the young man who is now doing business selling notes.
认识到你喜欢这个想法-是的，有点梅里酒，是的。 Recognize that you like the idea. -Yes It's a little Merlí, yes.
复印并出售笔记并不违法。 It's not illegal to make photocopies of notes and sell them.
如果是的话，我无论如何都会这么做。这很有趣。 And if it were, I would do it anyway. It's fun.
做违法的事，酷。你不是偷了吗？ Doing illegal things, cool. Haven't you stolen?
你是想吓唬我吗？ Are you trying to shock me?
我是认真的：偷窃一定很刺激。看 I'm serious: stealing must be exciting. Look...
哇！你偷了一个苹果。 Wow... You've stolen an apple.
是的，耶稣。。。 Yes Jesus...
这种倾向倾向于生活的黑暗面 And this tendency towards the dark side of life
它是一直存在还是在莫妮卡离开你后出生的？ Was it always there or was it born after Monica left you?
你一定也有同样的趋势 It's the same trend that you must have
现在吉娜把你送进了狗屎屋。 now that Gina has sent you to the shit house.
你说那是最后一击，对吗？ You call that a final shot, right?
你只是因为我用钞票赚钱而想操我？ You just wanted to fuck me for making money with my notes?
这不是一场战斗。 It was not a fight.
尤金尼让我作为一名家庭教师和你谈谈。 Eugeni has asked me to talk to you, as a tutor.
听着，我不禁止你做生意， Look, I don't forbid you from doing business,
我只要求你更鬼鬼祟祟一点。 I only ask you to be a little more sneaky.
我借此机会告诉你，你的表现有所下降。 And I take this opportunity to tell you that your performance has dropped.
我拿出五和六。我将参加一场比赛。 I take out fives and sixes. I will enter a race.
这学期让我厌烦， This semester bores me,
虽然我过得比以往任何时候都好，但我还是同意了。 I approve it although I have a better time than ever.
在后台，我和往常一样-不 In the background I am the same as always. -No.
和往常一样，那个敏感的男孩 The same as always would be that sensitive boy
有一次他哭着出现在我家 who once showed up at my house crying
因为他需要帮助。 because he needed help.
啊。。。 Aah...
加比。。。你要报名参加今晚的聚会吗？ Gabi... Are you signing up for tonight's party?
在西班牙语方面，我已经在上课了。 In Spanish, I'm already in class.
你报名参加今晚的聚会了吗？ Do you sign up for tonight's party?
不，在哪里？ No. Where?
在这里，在博泰隆。来吧，振作起来，我们都在这里！ Here, in the botellón. Come on, Cheer up, we're all here!
谢谢，但我已经有计划了。我和老年人在一起。 Thanks, but I already have plans. I hang out with older people.
我知道我到了那个年龄，你知道吗？ I know I'm a little at that age, you know?
你说什么！如果第一天我们把你和一个学生搞混了。 What do you say! If the first day we confuse you with a student.
不，不，怎么了，我到了结肠镜检查的年龄了。 No, no, what's up, I'm the age of colonoscopy.
来，坐下。 Come, sit down.
我能通过吗？ Can I pass it?
我们将阅读洛尔卡写给伊格纳西奥·桑切斯·梅贾斯的诗。 We will read the poem by Lorca dedicated to Ignacio Sánchez Mejías.
我爱上了那个该死的妈妈。他使课堂很新鲜。 I'm falling for the fucking mother. He makes the classes very fresh.
“新鲜”-什么 "Fresh"? -What?
哦，我不知道，伙计，你从来没有说过“酷”。 Oh, I don't know, man, you never said that about "cool".
新鲜的 Fresh
杰拉德，你会读书吗？ Gerard, can you read?
对 Yes
“下午五点，一个孩子带来了那张白床单。 "A child brought the white sheet at five in the afternoon.
下午五点，一篮石灰已经被阻止了。 A basket of lime already prevented at five o'clock in the afternoon.
其余的都是死亡，只有。。。" The rest was death and only death at... "
Eee。。。这印错了，嗯？ Eee... This is printed wrong, huh?
他总是重复“下午五点”。 He repeats "at five o'clock in the afternoon" all the time.
好极了，孩子！ Bravo, kid!
-（Oksana）你很可爱，你他妈的-伙计，在这里签名！ - (Oksana) You're cute, you fuck. -Buddy, sign an autograph here!
我要用对联告诉你： I'm going to tell you with a couplet:
他会给我一杯sirocco，还有你疯狂的退场。 He's going to give me a sirocco, with your crazy exits.
这里，这里，这里！Heeere！ Here, here, here! Heeeere!
-我已经有了-让我看看？ -I already have it! -Let's see?
性交。 Fuck.
-真恶心-你闭嘴，你把它们给了我！ -Gross! -You shut up, you gave them to me!
马克，这不是谁的错。 Marc, it's nobody's fault.
不是爸爸说他要给保罗买乳液的吗？ Was it not papa who said he would buy the lotion for Pau?
-不会同意的。-他像往常一样离开了！ -It won't be agreed. - He left, as always!
他摸到的每样东西都会装进去-哎，求求你了，它被感染了。 Everything he touches, he loads it. -Ay, please, it's infested.
富鲁克。 fuuuuck.
妈妈，我不想我的头被强奸。 Mom, I don't want my head raped.
-谁对拉巴特说的-我在电影里看过。 -Who said to raparte? -I saw it in a movie.
不要胡说八道。现在马克要去药房了。 Don't say nonsense. Now Marc will go to the pharmacy.
-我？再见-不可能，我上夜班。 -Me? See you -Impossible, I have night shift.
-晚上又来了-只会持续几个星期。 - Again at night? -It will only be for a few weeks.
我再上一次白班， I'll do the day shift again,
但由于我被调到急诊室，我无法选择。 but since I was transferred to the ER I can't choose.
-好的，好的-此外，现在你家里有爸爸了。 -OK OK. -In addition, now you have dad at home.
“爸爸”？哦，你想说你有男朋友？ "Dad"? Oh, you want to say that boyfriend you have?
马克，我已经告诉你一千遍了，你父亲变了。 Marc, I've told you a thousand times that your father has changed.
-真遗憾-什么 -What a pity... -What?
你认为发生了什么变化-累了吧，我会把它们刮到零。 What do you think has changed? -Tired huh, I'll scratch them to zero.
-不要-对 -Don't! -Yes!
-不，不-对给你第一，给你第一！ -No no! -Yes! To you the first, to you the first!
-不，不- - No no! -
琼，我只是不喜欢你摇钱包。 It's just that I don't like you rolling your wallet, Joan.
你不是第一次拿我的钱了。 It's not the first time that you take me money.
如果我要告诉你。我只抓到你10欧元。你把钱给我？ If I was going to tell you. I only caught you 10 euros. You give me the money?
-你需要10欧元做什么-我们会在乌里家点披萨。 - What do you need 10 euros for? -We'll order pizzas at Uri's house.
我真的不明白，我真的不明白他们为什么在一周内制定计划。 I don't understand, I don't understand why they make plans during the week, really.
-十个。听着，我在想。。。等等-什么什么 -Ten. Look, I was thinking... Wait! -What. What?
你想在英国学习英语吗？ Would you like to study English in England?
怎样 How?
你父亲和我认为这是个好主意 Your father and I thought it would be a good idea
你去英国学习英语。 that you went to England to study English.
-也许在夏天。我不知道-这可能是一次非常好的经历。 -Maybe in the summer. I don't know. -It can be a very nice experience.
你甚至可以在那里完成高中学业。 You can even finish high school there.
啊啊啊。。。现在我明白了。 Aaaaah... Now I understand.
你想让我离开。 You want me away.
不，不是吗。但我也不会骗你。 No, isn't that. But I'm not going to cheat you either.
琼，最近家里很紧张。 lately there is a lot of tension at home, Joan.
也许你最好离开 Maybe it would be good for you to leave
而且，我不知道，远离让你改变的东西。 and, I don't know, get away from what has made you change.
是什么让我改变了？ And what has made me change according to you?
我想知道。也许是坏的影响或者。。。 I would like to know. Maybe it's the bad influences or...
哦，妈妈，妈妈，妈妈。。。不，不要拿走我的优点。 Oh, mom, mom, mom... no, don't take away my merits.
-我是坏影响你有多么小的优雅。 -I'm the bad influence. - What little grace you have.
我在这里有朋友，我喜欢的学校，还有老师。 I have friends here, the institution I like, the teachers too.
我不去，更不用说英国了。 I'm not going to go, let alone England.
我受不了英国人，他们来巴塞罗那在街上撒尿。。。 I can't stand the English, they come to Barcelona to pee in the street...
因为他们不让他们在那里做。 because they don't let them do it there.
再见 Goodbye.
为什么会有虱子？ Why are there lice?
来，买乳液和塑料薄膜。 Here, buy the lotion and the plastic wrap.
-塑料包装-是的，透明的厨房包装。 -Plastic wrap? -Yes, the transparent kitchen wrap.
涂完乳液后，你必须用薄膜包住你的头 After the lotion you have to wrap your head with the film
淹死虱子。 to drown the lice.
-你到底想不想让他们死-我想杀了他们。到处都痛！ -Do you want them to die or not? -I want to kill them. It stings everywhere!
别挠它，它也会刺痛我的。 Don't scratch that, it also stings me.
-拿着钥匙，嗯-同意 -Take the keys, huh? -Agree.
-瑞奇在哪里-我不知道。他不在家。 -Where's Ricky? -I don't know. He's not at home.
-瑞奇不付钱！你，付钱-我没有钱！妈妈 -Ricky doesn't pay! You, pay! -I have no money! Mom!
妈妈 Mom!
你在做什么？ What are you doing?
-别碰我！别碰我-他们在做什么？ -Don't touch me! Don't touch me! -What are they doing?!
-保罗，保罗安静，冷静。 - Pau, Pau! - Quiet, calm.
他们在做什么？这里发生了什么事？ What are they doing? What's happening here?
不是电视！ Not the TV!
我才不管电视呢。让他们走吧！ I don't give a shit about TV. Let them go!
请离开我的房子！银马克！ Please, out of my house! The silver Marc!
闭嘴，妈妈！ Shut up, mom!
他变了很多吗，爸爸。。。 Has he changed a lot, dad...
是地铁定义了一个国家吗？ Is it the subway that defines a country?
你知道在柏林地铁没有门吗？ You know that in Berlin the subway doesn't have doors?
你直接去。人们会付钱。 You go directly. And people pay.
别开玩笑了。他们付钱-我发誓。 No kidding. They pay? -I swear.
然后是伦敦地铁。 Then there is the London Underground.
那里有控制装置，很难潜入。 There are controls there, and it's very difficult to sneak in.
在西班牙，潜入地铁是孩子们的游戏。 And in Spain, sneaking into the subway is a children's game.
对这个国家是由小偷和无用之人建立起来的。 Yes. This country has been built by the thieves and the useless.
你和AMPA的主席约会过，对吧？ You dated the president of the AMPA, right?
对吉娜，是的。直到最近。 Yes. Gina, yes. Until very recently.
她离开了你。你从脸上看出来了。 She left you. You see it in your face.
我现在也没有女朋友。 I don't have a girlfriend either now.
没有性很难坚持。你也是，不是吗？ It's hard to hold without sex. You too, no?
我不会回答那个问题。 I won't answer that question.
好的好的。。。 OK OK...
Elisenda让我很兴奋。 Elisenda excites me.
英语老师-耶，耶，耶。 The English teacher. -Ya, ya, ya.
我喜欢她，因为她不是特别漂亮， I like her because she's not especially beautiful,
但她有一种奇特的美。 but she has a peculiar beauty.
然后呢？你扔了手杖吗？ And what? Have you thrown the cane?
我试过了，但是。。。没有什么有男朋友。 I've tried, but... nothing. Has a boyfriend.
嗯。。 Ya..
还有，我想她喜欢我，但是。。。但我们只是不联系。 Also, I think she likes me but... but we just don't connect.
我注意到有一块不合适。 I notice that some piece doesn't fit.
你独立吗-我不 Are you independent? -Me? No.
同情她是。 Pity. She is.
我知道，但这仍然让我感到病态。 I know, and that still makes me morbid.
我不知道，她在政治上欺骗了一个离我这么远的人。 Liar with someone so far from me politically, I don't know, she puts me.
在她面前，我没有考虑这个问题，不是为了让她生气。 Before her I don't think on the subject, not to make her angry.
如果您想与Elisenda建立连接点， If you want to have a connection point with Elisenda,
你应该做一个独立主义者。 You should act as an independentist.
该死，你的名字不是莫拉莱斯吗？ Damn it, your name isn't Morales?
是的，我父亲被称为“charnego”-但现在查尔尼戈斯的价值很高。 Yes My father was called "charnego". -But now the charnegos are worth a lot.
现在，为了独立，你的投票是非常必要的。 Your vote is very necessary now for independence.
不，不，不。。。我不能认为自己是独立的。 No, no, no... I can't pass for independence.
为什么不呢？ Why not?
想想看，在国内，他们把票投给了菲利佩。 Think that at home they voted for Felipe.
上帝啊 Jesus...
（对讲机）“由于故障…” (intercom) "Because of a breakdown..."
-哦…-哦哦。。。 - Oooh... - Oooh...
太遗憾了，这场大火已经不再是栗色的季节了。。。 Too bad it's no longer chestnut season with this fire...
-是的-马克呢？ -Yeah. -And Marc?
去吧，他最好不要来，他会让我们感染虱子的。 Go, it's better that he doesn't come, he will infect us with lice.
-哦，马克怎么了-他，他有躁狂。 -Oh, what's the matter with Marc? -That he, he has mania.
你，我不知道是该把拐杖扔给哪个小妞还是什么。 You, I don't know whether to throw the cane to some chick or what.
试试看。他还没有。 Try it. He doesn't already have it.
是啊，我不习惯在户外扔棍子。 Ya, I'm not used to throwing rods outdoors.
嘿，他们想要什么？ Hey, they want?
-好的-可以 -Okay. -Okay.
-哈拉，哈拉-哎呀！ -Hala, hala! -Eeeh!
干杯 Cheers!
想要一些吗？ Want some?
-谢谢你-不客气。 -Thank you. -You're welcome.
-你很好-啊，是的，是的，是的。 -You're good? -Ah, yes, yes, yes.
你在躲避我还是。。。？ You're avoiding me or...?
什么不，不。。。发生了什么，发生了什么。 What? No, no... what's going, what's going.
我是来参加聚会的。我想和大家在一起。 I came for the party. I wanted to be here, with everyone.
当然，当然。我也是。 Of course, of course. I also.
是的，没关系，没关系。 Yes, that's okay, okay.
再见 Goodbye.
-妈的，伙计，他妈的-怎么了Oksana？ - Fuck, man, what the fuck! -What is it, Oksana?
我妈妈打电话给我，告诉我那是胡说八道。。。 My mother, who calls me to tell me shits that...
该死的。。。是零吗？ Shit that... of Nil?
让我想想，这些都是她一个人可以做的事，她不需要我， Let's see, they are things that she can do alone, she doesn't need me,
我不知道她为什么打电话告诉我。 I don't know why she calls me to tell me.
-快，快，快-哦！ -Go, go, go! -Uoooh!
琼，小心点，你会受伤的！ Joan, watch, you will hurt yourself!
哈拉！哈拉！ Hala! Hala!
-啊啊啊-是啊！！！ -Aaaaah! -Yeaaaah !!!
“去你妈的”！！！ "Fuck you" !!!
曼彻斯特式的“操你”很酷，你知道吗？ It's cool to say "fuck you" Manchester style, you know?
“操你妈的”！！！ "Fuck youuuu" !!!
是啊！！ Yeaaah !!
每次都让我更加紧张。 It makes me more nervous every time.
嗯，他总是做笔记，杰里。 Hm. He is always giving notes, Gery.
是 啊就像今天在课堂上用电脑一样。 Yeah. Like today in class with the computer.
你知道他笔记本电脑里的钱对我有多好吗？ You know how good the money from his laptop would do me?
-闭嘴，闭嘴--照片 -Shut up, shut up. --Photo!
4,000 4,000
Pffff。。。上帝啊 Pffff... Jesus...
-你要4000欧元-不，不，妈妈，这不是索赔。 -4,000 euros claim you? -No, no, mom, it's not a claim.
-这是4000欧元的骗局你说呢，孩子？ -It's a scam of 4,000 euro! - What do you say, kid?
妈的，少了什么；一些顾客来我家偷东西。。。 Fuck, what was missing; some customers come into my house to steal...
袭击我的家人，我儿子把我当作小偷。 to attack my family and my son treats me as a thief.
妈的，太不公平了，女士！ Fuck, how unfair, Lady!
马克，爸爸为我们工作。 Marc, dad works for us.
马克，你根本不知道做生意是什么感觉。 Marc, you have no idea what it's like to run a business.
我发誓我把所有的文件都整理好了，一切都是合法的。 I swear I have all the papers in order, everything is legal to the agency.
-我们报警吧-不要。 -Let's call the police. -Don't.
-不，不，我最好把它修好-你不想让我们报警？ -No, no, I better fix it. -You don't want us to call the police?
-也许你有什么要隐瞒的-好极了好极了！ - Maybe you have something to hide. -Bravo Bravo!
不，对我来说，如果你愿意，可以报警。接电话，打电话。。。 No. For me, call the police, if you want. Take, call...
但那些家伙并不冷静，我不想遭到报复。 But those guys are not calm and I don't want reprisals.
妈妈 Mom...,
我很害怕。 I'm scared.
不，亲爱的，不。嘿，我想进去悄悄地离开家。 No, honey, no. Hey, I want to go in and leave the house quietly.
从我看来，好像我不太明白发生了什么， And from what I see, like I don't quite understand what happened,
最好的办法是还清你所欠的钱。 the best thing is to pay what you owe.
他们会来的，他们会慢慢充电。 It is that they will come and they will charge it slowly.
如果你不把钱还好，他们会给我们的。 If you don't return the money well, they will give it to us.
我们将向银行申请信用证。 We will ask for a credit from the bank.
是的，我就是这么想的。 Yes It's what I was thinking.
如果你说是在家工作，他们会同意你的。 And if you say that it's to do works at home, they will grant you.
我你为什么不问？ Me? And why don't you ask?
怎样 How?
我有虱子，我甚至不能去药房 I have lice and I can't even go to the pharmacy
万一有个中国人在角落里等我。 In case there is a Chinese waiting for me in the corner.
你是对的！我勒个去！ It's that you're right! What the hell!
是的，伙计是的！现在看来，每个人都喜欢手工面包！ Yes, man yes! Now it turns out that everyone loves artisanal bread!
妈的，他们想把用手揉面包的自行车卖给我们！ Fuck, they want to sell us the bike that knead the bread with their hands!
1930年手工制作 Handmade since 1930
是的，是的。。。如果我一直这么说的话：最好的面包是加油站。 Yes, yes... If I have always said it: the best bread is the gas station.
是的，没有性很难忍受。。。 Yes, it's hard to endure without sex...
当性幻想的范围如此广泛时，情况就更糟了。 And more when the range of sexual fantasies is so broad.
我喜欢所有的女人。 I like all women.
是的。 Ya.
最重要的是我喜欢喜欢所有男人的女人， And above all I like women who like all men,
因此，我加入了他们的计划。 thus I enter within their plans.
是的，想得好。 Yes, well thought.
你试图和吉娜和解？ And you have tried to reconcile with Gina?
不，没什么可做的，不。 No, there's nothing to do, no.
但是你有没有用过这种意外效果？ But have you used the surprise effect?
不，我认识她，不-是因为他们喜欢。 No, I know her, no. -It is that they love it.
你去她家看看。 You go and show up at her house.
走吧，现在，现在。也不算太晚。 Go, now, now. It's not so late either.
不，她不会生气的。你不会失去任何东西。 No, she wouldn't be angry. You don't lose anything.
我不知道你们之间发生了什么， I don't know what happened between you,
但如果你去了，你和她谈谈，这会起到某种作用。。。 but if you go, you talk to her and it serves as something...
隐马尔可夫模型。。。去吧，我和你一起去。 Hmm... Go, I'll go with you.
我们喝得太多了，加比，不。 We have drunk too much, Gabi, no.
如果你听从我的建议， If you follow my advice,
我将冒充独立。 I will pass for independence.
走吧。 Let's go.
你在这里干什么？嗯。。。 What are you doing here? Mm...
我想和你谈谈。 I want to talk to you.
你想要什么？你在喝酒。 What do you want? You're drinking.
嘿 Hey?
嘿，吉娜。。。 Hey, Gina...
你是新老师吗？加比·莫拉莱斯。 You are the new teacher? Gabi Morales.
天哪，怎么了？你是在嘲笑我还是怎么了？ Jesus, what's wrong? Are you laughing at me or what?
不，吉娜，不，这只是和我在一起。我要走了，冷静点。 No, Gina, no, it's just been with me. I'm leaving, calm.
但我想告诉你。。。那个梅里。。。他妈的是一个朋友的母亲。 But I wanted to tell you... that Merlí... is fucking mother of a friend.
加比，不，没必要-再见 Gabi, no, it's not necessary. -Goodbye.
我们只喝了几杯啤酒。 We have gone for a few beers only.
吉娜-天哪，梅里，你看到你自己了吗？ Gina... -Jesus, Merli, have you seen yourself?
你和一个可能是你儿子的男人出去聚会。这太可悲了。 You go out partying with a guy who could be your son. It's pathetic.
吉娜。。。我我想念你。 Gina... I... I miss you.
我整天都在想告诉你 All day I've been thinking about telling you
我来告诉你：我想你。 and I have come to tell you: I miss you.
我不。 I don't.
刺柏鼠。。。。 Juniper Rat....
加比！ Gabi!
亲爱的同学们！ Dear students!
该死的主人！ The fucking master!
Ueeeh！！！ Ueeeh !!!
过来，过来，伙计！ Come here, come here, man!
你想喝啤酒吗？ You want a beer?
不，怎么了，我来自一个聚会。。。我路过。。。 No, what's up, I come from a party... I was passing by...
去，喝杯啤酒！去 Go, a beer! Go...
嘿，加比，你的课很酷。 Hey, Gabi, your classes are cool.
它们很新鲜，对吗？ They are very fresh, right?
你尽你所能。 You do what you can.
当你用诗句和杰拉德说话时，我很喜欢。 When you spoke to Gerard in verse, I loved it.
-嘿，他们是谁-什么发生了什么事？ -Hey, who are they? -What? What's happening?
怎么了，孩子们？这张沙发是我的。 What's up boys? This sofa is mine.
-你在说什么…？-你有Jumo还是什么？ -What are you saying...? - You have a Jumo or what?
-这沙发有主人-Uuuui。。。武器。 -This sofa has an owner. -Uuuui... arms.
在角落里，我看到一些警察。你能去找他们吗？ In the corner I saw some cops. Can you go find them?
沙发被丢弃了。我找到了。这不是任何人的。 The sofa was abandoned. I found it. It's not from anyone.
好了，好了，就这样-你说什么，疯子？ Okay, okay, that's it. -What do you say, crazy?
我什么都没说。 I have not said anything.
-这个沙发你要给我什么-没有什么我什么都不付。 -What do you have to give me for the sofa? -Nothing. I don't pay anything.
你找到了沙发，但它是我们的。 You have found the sofa but it's ours.
但是你说什么，你说什么？ But what do you say, what do you say?
你知道沙发在我的公园里，你不在乎。 You know that the sofa was in my park and you did not care.
那让我很生你的气。 That makes me pissed at you.
嘿，听着，我有大麻，如果你想要的话，我给他们一点，你就去。 Hey look, I have weed, if you want I give them a little and you go.
你不明白，伙计，我要我的沙发？ You don't understand, bum, I want my fucking couch?
-你，我们是给他们还是怎么了-通过 -You, do we give it to them or what? -Pass.
我们是来找我的东西的。 We have come to look for my things.
沙发是我的。这一切都是我的。这个公园是我的。 The sofa is mine. All this is mine. The park is mine.
让我们看看。。。“我的，我的，我的”。。。 Let's see... "Mine, mine, mine"...
我们对所有格代词很着迷。 We have an obsession with the possessive pronoun.
嘿 Hey!
出去，出去！ Out, out!
性交！Poool！ Fuck! Pooool!
停止 Stop!
莫妮卡！ Monica!
嘿 Hey!
嘿警察！ Hey! The police!
警察！ The police!
Oksana！ Oksana!
快，快，躲，躲！ Go, go, hide, hide!
上帝啊。。。 Jesus christ...
倒霉！ Shit!
操，波尔，你跑得很快。 Fuck, Pol, you ran very fast.
是的，你可以帮忙-你是个傻瓜？ Yeah, you could've help. -You a fool?
事情搞砸了，我和其他人一样离开了。 I left like everyone else, when the thing got messed up.
我们一直在给他妈的面子-他们怎么说？ We have been giving the fucking face. -What do they say?
你以为我害怕那些白痴吗-你，加比，你好吗？ Do you think I'm afraid of those dickheads? -You, Gabi, how are you?
可怕的 Terrible.
Bua，你们看。他们要带走琼。 Bua, you guys, look. They're taking Joan.
我要和他一起去警察局。。。我会打电话给梅里。 I'm going to the police station with him... And I'll call Merli.
我们刚才在一起。我想向你解释一下。 We were together a while ago. I want to explain it to you.
他妈的是的，我也和他一起去。 What the fuck Yes I also go with him.
伙计们，呆在这里，我不想让琼一个人呆着。 Guys, stay here I don't want to leave Joan alone.
哦 Oh...
多么恶心的咖啡。。。你要去参加晚会吗？ What disgusting coffee... You will go to the gala?
不，我不这么认为。还有我丈夫。 No, I don't think so. And my husband either.
为什么？ Why?
就是我不喜欢广场的庆典。 Is that I don't like the gala of the squares.
-我有点不抱幻想了-打扰一下这里有洗手间吗？ -I'm a bit disenchanted... -Excuse me. Is there a washroom here?
-沿着大厅-非常感谢。 -Down the hall. -Thank you.
嘿，怎么了？他们告诉你什么了吗？ Hey, what's up? Have they told you something?
没有什么他们逮捕了他-这孩子，天哪！ Nothing. They have him arrested. -This kid, jesus!
快走，快走，快走-不，我留下来，梅里。 Go go, go, go, go away. -No, I'm staying, Merlí.
不，加油，这可以延长。 No, go Pol, this can be extended.
对不起，我是来找琼·卡普德维拉的。 Excuse me, I'm coming for Joan Capdevila.
给你。谢谢你。 Here it's. Thank you.
一定是你。 It had to be you.
是的，它开始成为经典，这个，对吗？ Yes, it starts to be a classic, this, right?
因乙基昏迷住院一天。。。 A day in the hospital for an ethyl coma...
今天，我们来看看你造成的混乱。 and today here for the mess you have created.
没有。我没有创造任何东西。 No. I haven't created anything.
一些混蛋来抢我们的沙发。 Some bastards have come to take our sofa.
我已经向加比解释过了。我不感兴趣。 I already explained it to Gabi. I'm not interested.
你在这里干什么？ Well, what are you doing here?
如果老师打电话告诉我他们逮捕了你， If a teacher calls to tell me that they have arrested you,
我至少可以来看你，对吗？ The least I can do is come see you, right?
我想出去-我想你在这里待了一会儿。 I want to get out. -I think you're here for a while.
卧槽 What the fuck
如果你不告诉我父亲。。。你可以帮我一个忙。 If you don't tell my father... you would do me a favor.
我刚才警告过你父亲。 I've warned your father a while ago.
上帝啊 Jesus!
如果你足够大，可以让人挤在人群中， If you are big enough to put people in the crowd,
你也足够大，可以面对后果。 You are also big enough to face the consequences.
我相信这句话会帮助我成熟。 I am sure that this great phrase will help me to mature.
性交。。。他们没告诉你你被扇了耳光吗？ Fuck... Did not they tell you you're slapped?
他们已经直接告诉我了也许这是你应得的。 They have already put me directly. - Maybe you deserved it.
也许是的，还有那个家伙。 Maybe yes And that guy too.
你为什么警告我父亲？ Why have you warned my father?
莫索斯（警察）无论如何都会这么做的。 The Mossos (cops) would have done it anyway.
好吧，让他们去做吧。因为你？ Well, let them do it. Because you?
听着，琼。我们认识很长时间了。 Look, Joan. We've known each other for a long time.
我看到了你的进化， I have seen your evolution,
你失去了智慧，你不再是一个有趣的人了。 and you have lost intelligence, you are not the interesting guy anymore.
同样的事情也会发生在你身上，梅里。 The same thing happens with you, Merlí.
有一次我说我偷了一个考试来救你。 Once I said I had stolen an exam, to save your ass.
现在我不会再这样做了。 Now I would not do it again.
非常感谢。 Thank you.
你很好？ You're good?
对 Yes
我要去睡觉了。 I'm going to bed.
我会起床的。 I'll be up.
什么 What?
我不知道你将来有什么计划。 I don't know what future plans you have.
我想去英国学英语 I want to go to England to learn English
当我和。。。米尔德里德和多萝西。 while I have tea with the... Mildred and Dorothy.
有时你让我想要回军队。 Sometimes you make me want the military back.
真的有能力招募我？ Seriously capable of enlisting me?
我从没想过他们会逮捕我的儿子 I never would have thought that they would arrest a son of mine
因为打陌生人。 for hitting strangers.
这可能发生在我们所有人身上，爸爸。 It can happen to all of us, dad.
突然，我们变得紧张起来。。。我们失去了我们的手。 Suddenly, we get nervous... and we lose our hand.
米丽娅告诉我它就在附近。。。 Mireia told me it was around here...
你看过献血运动的三联图吗？ Have you seen the triptych of the blood donation campaign?
我藏起来是为了让你操你。 I hid it for you to fuck you.
别开玩笑了，太早了，梅里。 Don't fuck with a joke, it's very early, Merli.
呃，保罗。 Eh, Pau.
你好，梅里。 Hello, Merlí.
你好，尤金。 Hello, Eugeni.
我明天可以交作业吗？ Can I deliver the homework tomorrow?
它们是今天的。 They are for today.
但我没能做到，因为昨天一些中国人回家了， But I have not been able to do it because yesterday some Chinese came home,
他们打了我弟弟，还偷走了我们的电视。 They hit my brother and they stole our TV.
-这孩子认为我是个白痴-不，但这是真的！ -This child thinks I'm an idiot. -No, but it's true!
我想让你给我介绍一下第二章， I want you to introduce me to the second chapter,
没有借口，没有缺点。 without excuses and without faults.
走，嘘，嘘。 Go, shoo, shoo.
你好百米 Hi. Hm.
你想要什么？ What do you want?
没有什么你不知道我为什么来？ Nothing. You don't know why I came?
妈的，梅里，研究工作。。。 Fuck, Merlí, the research work...
如果你一周前给我时间！Uff。。。多么懒惰啊。 If you gave me time a week ago! Uff... What laziness.
昨晚他们组织的演出结束后，我就不上班了。 I'm not for work after the show they organized last night.
你为什么告诉琼的父亲？ Why did you tell Joan's father?
你想让我做什么？摩索斯一家也会联系他的。 What did you want me to do? The Mossos would have contacted him as well.
但我很惊讶你亲自打电话给她。 But I'm surprised you called her personally.
你以前不会这么做的-发生了什么？ You would not have done it before, that. -What's wrong?
我我怎么了？ Me? What happens to me?
我错了 That I was wrong
当我告诉你青少年不是傻瓜的时候。 when I told you that teenagers are not fools.
是的，他们是-是的，每个人都是白痴，但你不是吗？ Yes, they are. -Yeah, everyone is an idiot but you, isn't it?
听着，我已经到了为你露脸的地步了。 Look, I'm up to the point of showing my face for you.
先是ethyl昏迷，然后你在仓库工作， First the ethyl coma, then you working in a warehouse crap,
昨晚在街上打架。。。 and last night fighting in the street...
下一个是哪一个-梅里，我的笔记本电脑被偷了！ Which one will be next? -Merlí, my laptop has been stolen!
是的，很遗憾他们把它偷走了， Yes, bad that they have stolen it,
但把笔记本电脑放在储物柜里一定是个傻瓜，对吧？ but you have to be an idiot to leave a laptop in your locker, right?
去吧，别惹Gery。这里唯一的罪魁祸首是小偷。 Go, don't get up on Gery. Here the only culprit is the thief.
我发现很难相信班上有人这么坏。 I find it hard to believe that someone in the class is so bad.
我我是最坏的。看 I! I am the most bad. Look...
也许是ESO的人偷了它。。。 Maybe someone from ESO has stolen it...
或者波尔，他昨天因为逃过一拳而发了张纸条。 Or the Pol, who yesterday gave the note fleeing from the punching.
是的，是帝国公牛，阶级皮条客，滚开。 Yes, it's the imperial bull, the class pimp, and get out.
第一种是用腿。 The first, by legs.
如果每个人都保持沉默，会发生什么？ What happens that everyone is silent?
没什么，有人从Gery那里偷走了笔记本电脑。 Nothing, someone has stolen the laptop from Gery.
我已经知道了。 I already know.
让我想想，流浪。。。 Let's see, peripatetic...
昨晚他为我们表演了“特雷西洛”杂耍之后， After the "tresillo" vaudeville that he offered us last night,
现在开始了题为“我上了电脑”的一集 now begins the episode entitled "I've fucked the computer."
请注意，我们将调查谁是这次抢劫的凶手。 And notice that we will investigate who has been the author of this robbery.
杰拉德，坐下。 Gerard, sit down.
精确地 precisely,
卡尔·马克思热衷的主题之一 one of the subjects that Karl Marx was passionate about
那是抢劫。 It was robbery.
当他年轻的时候，他反抗谴责。。。 When he was young, he rebelled against the condemnation...
一个贫穷的女人被指控从森林里偷柴。 a poor woman accused of stealing firewood from a forest.
她不知道那片森林 She did not know that forest
它已成为私人财产。 It had become a private property.
在那之前是一种习惯， What until then was a habit,
收集不属于任何人的木材，碰巧是一次抢劫。 collecting wood that was not from anyone, happened to be a robbery.
那就是犯罪。 That is, a crime.
如果他们没有将森林私有化， If they had not privatized that forest,
她永远不会被指控偷窃。 she would never have been accused of stealing.
因此，造成盗窃的是私人财产。 Therefore, it's private property that creates the theft.
杰里，买笔记本电脑是你的错。 It's your fault, Gery, for buying the laptop.
但马克思仍然走得更远。 But Marx still went further.
它说：“私人财产本身就是一种抢劫 It said: "Private property is itself a robbery
因为那里有集体使用， because there where there was a collective use,
有一笔用于私人目的的拨款。" there is an appropriation for private purposes. "
因此，区别还不太清楚。。。 Ergo, the difference isn't too clear...
在私人财产和盗窃之间。 between private property and theft.
银行，对吧？银行用私人资金做生意。 Banks, right? Banks do business with private money.
很好，奥利弗-妈的，如果他们这样做了！ Very good, Oliver! -Fuck, if they do!
你知道德国剧作家贝托尔特·布莱希特在说什么吗？ Do you know what German playwright, Bertolt Brecht, was saying?
创建银行比袭击银行更糟糕。 It is worse to found a bank than to assault it.
他们是小偷，我们用税收拯救他们！ They are thieves, and we rescue them with our taxes!
他们什么时候归还所有的钱？ When will they return all the money?
问题是对盗窃的容忍程度 The problem is the level of tolerance to theft
已经渗透到这个社会。 that has permeated this society.
我们都知道有政党 We all know that there are political parties
用黑钱致富或融资的， that have been enriched or financed with black money,
他们手工收取佣金，他们将费用判给finger。。。 who have charged commissions by hand, who have awarded charges to finger...
为了不可思议的经济利益。。。 for inconceivable economic interests...
腐败最纯粹的形式。 corruption in its purest form.
但即使是这些政党也要重新投票！ But even these parties are re-voted!
你不觉得很好吗？人们变成了“混蛋”。 Don't find it wonderful? People have become "assholes".
不，不！他们以前就有过！ No no! They already were before!
流浪汉在这个国家已经扎根了几个世纪。 The picaresque has been rooted in this country for centuries.
在幕后，所有投票给腐败分子的人。。。 In the background, all those who vote the corrupt...
他们说他们也会这么做，对吗？ They are saying they would do the same, right?
如果有机会，他们会把手伸进箱子里。 They would put their hand in the box if they had the chance.
是的，奥利弗，说得好。 Yes sir, Oliver, well said.
Gerard的电脑太诱人了， Gerard's computer was too tempting an object,
轻松赚钱，毫不费力，没有负面影响。 Easy money, effortless, and without negative consequences.
当然，目前还不知道谁是这起抢劫案的凶手。 This while it's not known who has been the author of the robbery, of course.
-他们强行锁上了。-可怜的杰拉德。。。 - They have forced the lock. - Poor Gerard...
这在许多研究所都有发生。 This happens in many institutes.
尤金想调查他是谁。 Eugeni wants to investigate who he has been.
你男朋友怎么样？ How was it with your boyfriend?
和Alguer？哦，很好。你什么，你最后出来了？ With Alguer? Oh, very good. And you what, you came out at the end?
是的，嗯，有一段时间，和同伴们一起。。。房子的一部分。 Yes, well, a while, with the companions... of the house.
从什么房子来的？ From what house?
我邻居的独立住宅。 The independent home of my neighborhood.
哦，很好！我来自非国大常设委员会。 Oh, very good! I am from the permanent committee of the ANC.
-别开玩笑了-对 - Don't kidding! -Yes!
-你是什么角色-共25页。你呢？ - What part are you? -Of 25. And you?
我当然，呃。。。共37页。 Me? of, uh... of 37.
太令人兴奋了。。。搞什么鬼啊？ It's so exciting... What the hell, huh?
是的，是的，是的。历史，历史。 Yes, yes, yes. Historic, historical.
是时候找一个像我一样思考的老师了。 It was time to find a teacher who thinks like me.
我不得不倾听一切。。。这座修道院很西班牙化。 I have had to listen to everything... The cloister is very Spanish.
是的，我已经看过了。 Ya, I've seen it, already.
如果你想有一天我们出去喝一杯，然后发表评论。 If you want one day we go out for a drink and we comment.
我没有说不。 I don't say no.
你能告诉我为什么我上课时人们保持安静吗？ Can you tell me why people kept quiet when I entered class?
你昨天是第一个跑出去的。 You were the first to run out yesterday.
还有那个？我是唯一一个？给。我是唯一一个？ And that? That I was the only one? Gave. I was the only one?
不，波尔，不，我也走了，什么都没发生。已经完成了。 No, Pol, no, I left too, nothing happens. It is done.
我不会容忍被当作懦夫对待-可以已经完成了。足够地 I'm not going to put up with being treated like a coward. -Okay. It is done. Enough.
好的，好的。 OK OK.
有多糟，用Gery的笔记本电脑，嗯？ How bad, with Gery's laptop, huh?
Mm-hm。 Mm-hm.
因为你认为谁。。。谁敢。。。？ Because... who do you think... who could have dared to...?
去问我吧，告诉我你的想法，然后我们就结束了。 Go, ask me already, tell me what you think and we finish.
我以前在课堂上见过你看着我，好像在说“是他”。 That I have seen you before in class looking at me as if saying "It was him".
波尔，你好吗-我怎么样什么？嘿 Well, Pol, how are we, huh? -How am I what? Hey?
环保局！我们到底要不要学拉丁语？ Epa! We're going to Latin or not?
-是的，走吧，帅哥-瓜巴，你！ -Yes, now go, handsome! -Guapa, you!
昨天你说Gery笔记本电脑的钱会很好用的。 Yesterday you said that the money from Gery's laptop would do very well.
你看我会偷东西。为了什么？ You see me capable of stealing. To what?
告诉我你。你能不能偷？ Tell me you. Are you able to steal or not?
是的，我能偷。 Yes I am able to steal.
米丽娅会晚一点到达。 Mireia will arrive a little late.
他请我做翻译。 He has asked me to do translation.
Uuuh！天哪。。。 Uuuh! Jesus fucking...
“Gaudemus igitur Iuvenes dum sumus”“祝你好运”，嗯？ "Gaudeamus igitur Iuvenes dum sumus." "Good luck", huh?
这是一首歌，对吗？ This is a song, right?
耶稣是的，是梅里在季度的第一天给我们的。 Jesus yes, is the one that Merlí gave us the first day of the quarter.
这样我们就可以学习它。 So that we could learn it.
他说我们会唱到年底。 He said we would sing it for the end of the year.
“既然我们还年轻，就让我们高兴吧。” "Let's rejoice, now that we're young."
哦，当然，我只是做了翻译。。。 Oh, sure, of course, I just did the translation...
很好，继续下一节。 Very well, continue with the next verse.
马克，你知道Gery的电脑吗？ Marc, do you know anything about Gery's computer?
不，你怎么说？ No, what do you say?
-好了，好了，安静-你在指责我是小偷吗？ -Okay, okay, quiet. -Are you accusing me of being the thief?
不，我只是问你。。。 No. I've only asked you...
我知道什么。。。从最近开始，你就把格里当作疯子。 What do I know... Since lately you have Gery as a mania.
是的，那是真的。我有躁狂。但这并不意味着我。。。 Yes, that is true. I have mania. But this doesn't mean that I...
-对不起-不，不，安静，就这样。 -Sorry. -No, no, quiet, that's it.
当然，Gery电脑会像你的控制台一样通过。 Surely with the Gery computer will pass as with your console.
四年前它被偷了，我们仍然不知道它是谁。 That 4 years ago it was stolen and we still don't know who it was.
-你痒吗-嘿不，不，怎么了？ -You're itchy? -Hey? No, no, what's going on?
你能想象我弄破杰拉德的柜子吗？ Can you imagine me bursting Gerard's locker?
你能够做到，让我在学院里展示自己。 You are able to do it, to get me to present myself at the institute.
但让我想想，你把我当成谁了-去吧，梅里，我不吮吸我的手指。 But let's see, who did you take me for? -Go, Merli, I don't suck my finger.
一旦你取下手机，他就会来找你。 That once you removed the mobile so that he would come looking for it.
天哪，是的。但是从那里偷一台电脑。。。别夸张了，嗯。 Jesus yes. But from there to steal a computer... Let's not exaggerate, eh.
此外，我已向尤金承诺，我们将对此进行调查。 In addition, I have committed myself to Eugeni that we will investigate it.
非常好。还有一件事 Very good. Another thing.
我想告诉你我很抱歉，昨天的事我很抱歉。 I wanted to tell you that I'm sorry, I'm sorry about yesterday.
好吧，如果疼的话，你就不要再靠近我家了。 Well, if it hurts, you won't go any closer to my house.
妈的，吉娜听着，我们已经结婚很久了。 Fuck, Gina listen, we've been a couple for a long time.
我不是瘟疫。为什么我们不能平静地交谈？ I'm not a plague. Why can't we talk calmly?
因为我厌倦了你，梅里。 Because I've tired of you, Merlí.
你没有必要离开AMPA的主席职位。 And it was not necessary that you leave the presidency of the AMPA.
还有那个？每隔两次就在这里找到你？不用了，谢谢。 And that? Find you around here every two times? No thanks.
Merlí，你知道发生在我身上的事对我很不好吗？ Merlí, do you understand that what has happened to me is very bad for me?
我爱你，但我受伤了。 I love you, but I'm hurt.
你很聪明，能理解，对吧？ You're smart enough to understand, right?
我当然理解。但是Silvana和我。。。没有什么 Of course I understand it. But Silvana and I... nothing.
我们既不在一起，也不会再卷土重来。从不 Neither are we together, nor will we roll up again. Never.
可怜的家伙，没有性你怎么忍受？ Poor thing, and how do you endure without sex?
性交。低击，嗯？ Fuck. Low blow, huh?
是的，低吹。我从你那里学到了这些。 Yes, low blow. I have learned them from you.
吉娜，等一下…-别烦我，梅里。 Gina, wait a moment... - Leave me alone, Merlí.
-这是什么-不要问。 -What is this? -Don't ask.
你为什么把它给我？ Why are you giving it to me?
让我们看看。你不欠中国人钱吗？ Let's see. Don't you owe the Chinese money?
-把它给他们，让我们完成-大胆，马克。 - Give it to them and let's finish! -Ballsy, Marc.
-你真的是说你偷了它-不，我没有借。 -Do you really mean you stole it? -No, I did not borrow it.
当你得到它的价值时，我会还给你！ And I'm going to give it back when you get what it's worth!
是的，但你做的这件事是违法的。 Yeah, but this thing you've done is illegal.
你告诉我，你对你的客户做了什么？ You tell me, what do you do to your customers?
但这和你所做的有什么区别呢？嘿 But what is the difference between this and what you do? Hey?
-这是你的责任，但-好吧，嗯？我已经理解了这个信息。 -It is that you are responsible but... -All right, huh? I have understood the message.
我会卖掉它并偿还债务。 I will sell it and pay the debt.
非常感谢。 Thank you.
但你以为我是为了你？ But you think I do it for you?
我这样做是为了我自己，为了我的母亲和保罗。 I do it for myself, for my mother and for Pau.
因为我们想在家里保持冷静。 Because we want to be calm at home.
马克，你认为我欺骗了他们，但那是个谎言。 Marc, you think I cheated them, but it's a lie.
妈的，那是个误会。他们不明白。。。 Fuck, that was a misunderstanding. They did not understand that...
为什么一切都是别人的错？ Why is everything always the fault of others?
当你登上舞厅时，你把它毁了，那是你搭档的错。 When you mounted the dance hall and you ruined it, it was your partner's fault.
是的，他不知道如何理解商业哲学。 Yes He did not know how to understand the business philosophy.
-走吧，爸爸-我喜欢你叫我“爸爸”。 -Go, come on, dad! -I like it when you call me "dad".
瞧，爸爸。看看我告诉你的。。。 Well look, dad. Look what I tell you...
这不是一个好姿势，马克。我知道你很生气。 It's not a nice gesture, Marc. I understand that you're angry.
但如果你偷了一台笔记本电脑，我也不该受责备。 But I'm not to blame if you've stolen a laptop.
闭嘴，走开。 Shut up and go.
我会在可能的时候把钱还给你。我保证。 I'll return the money when I can. I promise.
你可以归还你偷的电脑。 And you can return the computer which you have stolen.
哦，看。。。 Oh look...
我去买了治虱子的乳液。 I went to buy lotion for lice.
你看，我不是个坏父亲。 You see, I'm not such a bad father.
你不知道是谁？ You have no idea who it was?
不 No.
但一定是你们班的人，对吗？ But it must be someone from your class, right?
我希望是ESO的人。 I hope it's someone from ESO.
杰拉德，你又开始抽烟了！ Gerard, you've gone back to smoking!
不-是的，你喜欢烟草！ No! -Yes, you smel likel tobacco!
去吧，我不想你像你父亲一样对烟草上瘾。 Go, I don't want you to get hooked on tobacco like your father, please.
怎么了，等等，好吗？别再控制我了！ What's the matter, wait, okay? Stop controlling me!
我吸了一口琼的雪茄。就这样。 I have taken a puff of Joan's cigar. And that's it.
就这样。是的，是的。 And that's it. Yes, yes.
马克怎么样-为什么？ And how are you with Marc? -Why?
因为你告诉我你最近相处不好。 Because you told me you were not getting along lately.
我不知道，也许他。。。 I don't know, maybe he...
不，不，妈妈，上帝，操！马克还没去过。 No, no, mama, jesus, fuck! Marc hasn't been.
我很了解他，这是不可能的，好吗？ I know him very well and it's impossible, okay?
你好，梅里！你不介意我带尼尔来上课吧？ Hello, Merlí! You don't mind that I bring Nil to class, right?
我妈妈不能照顾他-你不能带孩子来上课。 My mother couldn't take care of him. -You can't bring the child to class.
什么 What?
如果你儿子是个失调者，那不是我的问题。 It's not my problem if your son is an inconvience.
他告诉我：“如果你的儿子给你带来不便，那不是我的问题。” He told me: "It's not my problem if your son is an inconvenience."
那是无法燃烧的-去吧，别生气，尤金。 That's incedible -Go, don't get mad, Eugeni.
她离开高中是因为他有了孩子？ That she leaves high school becauses he has had a child?
在带着孩子来和停止学习之间，还有其他的解决办法。 Between coming with the child and stopping studying, there are other solutions.
Merlí应该更能适应Oksana，真的。 Merlí should be more accomodating with Oksana, really.
对他不是最酷的老师吗-嗯，我不知道该告诉你什么，嗯。 Yes. Isn't he the coolest teacher? -Well, I don't know what to tell you, huh.
“我只想让小偷把笔记本还给我。 "I just want the thief to give me back the laptop.
他甚至不需要请求我的原谅。" He doesn't even need to ask me for forgiveness. "
休息时间，米丽娅和我将开始采访 At break time, Mireia and I will begin the interviews
和你们每个人在一起。 with each one of you.
波尔，安静点，你不必隐瞒任何事情。 Pol, be quiet, you don't have to hide anything.
我知道，塔妮亚，但我不喜欢梅里看着我的样子 I know, Tania, but I haven't liked how Merlí has looked at me
当他说他们会调查我们的时候。 when he said they would investigate us.
-闭嘴，操-你为什么打他？ -Shut up, fuck! -Why do you hit him?
听着，闭嘴，狗娘养的！我受够你了！ Look, shut up, son of a bitch! I've had it up to here with you!
嘿你做了什么？！ Hey! What did you do ?!
有70多种职业可供选择， There are more than 70 careers to choose from,
150位来自不同领域的大师， 150 masters from different fields of knowledge,
研究生、博士。。。 postgraduate, doctorate...
还有两个煮熟的鸡蛋！ And also two hard boiled eggs!
你今天早餐吃了什么-没有什么 What did you have for breakfast today? -Nothing.
你今天才谈论这件事一定是有原因的。 There must be some reason why you only talk about it today.