我向你们介绍加比·莫拉莱斯，卡斯蒂利亚文学教授。 I present to you Gabi Morales, professor of Castilian Literature.
-嗨，加比-你好 -Hi, Gabi.-Hello.
-你真的是独立主义者-嘿 - You really are independentista? -Hey?
-什么，加比，我们走吧-继续，Elisenda。 -What, Gabi, let's go? -Go on, Elisenda.
什么 What?
伯塔。。。 Berta...
他教会我们为事物而战， He has taught us to fight for things,
抱怨，质疑一切。 to complain, to question everything.
好吧，这一次我们质问他，他会理解的。 Well, for once we question him, he will understand.
天哪，伊凡，你表现得太棒了！嘿，伯塔？ Jesus, Ivan, you express yourself superbly! Hey, Berta?
是的，太多了。 Yes, and so much.
你想在伯塔之前看到你自己吗？你现在觉得伯塔怎么样？ Do you want to see yourself before Berta? What do you say about Berta now?
我已经注意到一段时间了，也许他想要点什么。 I've noticed for some time that maybe he wants something.
我也想要。我想要。。。Gery现在要痊愈了伙计。 And I want too. I want... Gery to heal now, man.
你看到了吗？现在他假装什么都没发生。 You see? Now he pretends nothing happened.
波尔，我能为你做什么？你好吗，不？ Pol, what am I for you? How are you going, no?
洗手间发生了什么事，对吧？ What happened in the washroom happened, right?
这是因为我很紧张，并与梅里发生了争吵。 It happened because I was nervous and had argued with Merlí.
从什么时候起，一个商人就有时间对黑格尔做出杰出的贡献了？ Since when does a dealer have time to do a remarkable job on Hegel?
我不再是经销商了，我离开了。还有我弟弟。 I am no longer a dealer, I've left it. And my brother too.
你知道斯卡·鲁比奥，对吧？是的，波尔的兄弟。 You know Óscar Rubio, right? Yes, the brother of Pol.
你为什么不让他负责学院的维护？ Why don't you offer him to take care of the maintenance of the institute?
你为什么要这样做？ And you why are you doing this?
有一次我说我偷了一个考试来救你。 Once I said I had stolen an exam to save your ass.
现在我不会再这样做了。 Now I would not do it again.
-格瑞-我必须回家！ -Gery! -I must go home!
因为你抽的狗屎，他精神病发作了。 He's had a psychotic outbreak because of the shit you smoke.
什么这种自大让你大吃一惊，对吧？ What? The cockiness has blown you up, right?
我想知道这是否能帮助你学到一些东西。 I wonder if this will help you learn something.
你不能去伦敦，你父亲旧病复发了。 You can't go to London, your father has relapsed.
明天之后，化疗再次开始。 After tomorrow, chemo starts again.
席尔瓦娜很酷，是的，但你更好。 Silvana is cool, yes, but you're better.
当我长大有了孩子， When I grow up and have children,
我可以告诉他们我见过你。 I can tell them that I met you.
是时候了。。。你迟到了。闹钟没有响。 It's about time... you're late. The alarm clock didn't ring.
Merlí，听我说。。。我需要你向我解释一些调情的策略。 Merlí, listen to me... I need you to explain to me some flirting tactics.
但是你现在说什么呢？你不是和米丽娅在一起吗？ But what do you say, you, now? Aren't you with Mireia?
是的，是的，但是。。。你永远不会知道。你以前经常勾搭。 Yes, yes, but... you never know. You used to hook up a lot.
谢谢你提醒我。 Thanks for reminding me.
走吧，我们待会儿再谈。你看，流浪者在等你！ Go, we'll talk later. You see, the Peripatetics are waiting for you!
琼！琼！ Joan! Joan!
有。。。那是你父亲。 There's... there's your father.
你在做什么？ What are you doing?
梅里！梅里！梅里！ Merlí! Merlí! Merlí!
哦，该死！ Oooh, shit!
嘿 Hey!
你差点没来-闭嘴，我错过时间了。 You almost didn't arrive. -Shut up, I missed the time.
我们今晚出去吧。Eugeni说Flagstaff有个派对。 Let's go out tonight. Eugeni says there's a party at Flagstaff.
没有-出去一会儿会很好。 Nooo. -It'll be good to go out for a while.
没有-我最近成功了。 No. -I have recently triumphed.
哦，是吗？别开玩笑了。Elisenda-不，不可能？她的一个朋友。 Oh yeah? No kidding. Elisenda? -No, no way? A friend of hers.
非常漂亮。 Very beautiful.
恭喜你，享受你的幸福吧，孩子。 Congratulations, enjoy your happiness, kid.
Merlí，Eugeni告诉我Jaume Capdevila打电话找你， Merlí, Eugeni told me that Jaume Capdevila has called asking for you,
谁想见你。 who wants to come see you.
为了记录在案，我这次没有做任何违法或不道德的事情。 For the record, I have not done anything illegal or immoral this time.
去吧，看，那些流浪汉在等你！ Go, see, the peripatetics are waiting for you!
去吧，梅里，既然我很时髦，我们应该出去聚会。 Go, Merlí, now that I'm fashionable, we should go out partying.
让我们看看我们发现了什么。。。 Let's see what we find...
从酒吧里，女孩们来和我们和bam聊天。 from the bar, the girls come to talk to us and bam.
孩子，你真是个噩梦。我不再去打猎瞪羚了。 What a nightmare you are, kid. I no longer go hunting gazelles.
我只是把它们涂在墙上。 I just paint them on the walls.
-福娃。。。听起来很棒，嗯-Mm-hm。 -Fuà... sounds super good, eh.-Mm-hm.
-你为什么带着它-因为我要考音乐学院。 -Why did you bring it? -Because I have exam the conservatory.
-福福嗯，你打得很好。 -Fufu....- Well, you play very well.
-是的，事实是他打得很好-不，不是那么好。。。 -Yes, the truth is that he plays very well -No, it's not so much...
-播放，播放…-好 - Play, play... - Well ,.
你好 Hello!
这把小提琴很好，恩里克。 Very nice this violin, Enrique.
介绍今天课的主题做得很好。 It does very well to introduce the topic of today's class.
让我们看看，什么是美-辣妹。 Let's see, what is beauty? -A hot chick.
-或者一个可爱的家伙-哦，说得很好，伯塔。 -Or a cute guy. -Oh, very well said, Berta.
希腊神话告诉我们Narcissus Greek mythology tells that Narcissus
爱上了自己的形象， fell in love with his own image,
反射在池塘的水面上。 reflected in the waters of a pond.
他的吸引力如此之强，以至于当他试图亲吻自己时， So strong was his attraction that when he tried to kiss himself,
他掉进水里淹死了。 he fell into the water, and drowned.
希腊哲学家普洛提努斯说 The Greek philosopher Plotinus said
问题在于 that the problem lies
把美只集中在身体上。 to concentrate beauty only on bodies.
还有一种更重要的美 There is a much more important beauty
那与我们的外表无关。 that has nothing to do with our outward appearance.
根据普洛蒂诺的说法， A beauty that, according to Plotino,
这与寻找自我有关。 It's related to the search of oneself.
记住，哲学从这一命令开始： Remember that philosophy begins with this imperative:
“了解你自己”。 "Know yourself".
许多看起来像毒枭的人的问题 The problem of many people who look like Narcís
就是他们没有足够的自知之明： is that they don't have enough self-knowledge:
他们和自己的“我”联系在一起，不知道如何将他们分开。 they are so tied to their "I" that they don't know how to separate them.
但有一件事。。。不，很难了解自己？ But one thing... it's difficult, no, to know oneself?
是的，塔妮娅，很难，但这是一个进行得很好的练习。。。 Yes, Tania, difficult, but an exercise that goes very well...
就是问自己，我们给别人的印象是什么。 is to ask ourselves what is the image we give to others.
是的，但美丽是很主观的。 Yeah, but beauty is very subjective.
例如，有些人认为自己很漂亮，对吗？ For example, there are people who think they're pretty, right?
“大男子主义”的废话。 The "macho" crap.
嘿，让我想想，我们也不会去“大男子主义”，嗯。 Hey, let's see, we're not going "macho" either, eh.
哈哈，伙计，多厉害啊！你把自己放在了帅哥的角落里！ Haha, guy, how badass! You are putting yourself in the corner of the handsome ones!
哦，对不起，对不起。。。我的意思是你既不帅也不丑，波尔。 Oh, sorry, sorry... I mean you're neither handsome nor ugly, Pol.
你和其他人一样都很正常。但是我非常喜欢你，呃。 You are normal, like everyone else. But I like you very much, eh.
她在说你丑！ She's saying your ugly!
对不起，年轻人，我能继续上课吗？ Excuse me, young people, can I continue with my class?
让我们看看，根据普洛蒂诺的说法，有两种可能性： Let's see, there are two possibilities, according to Plotino:
将目光指向身体或灵魂。 directing the gaze towards the body, or towards the soul.
也就是说，理智的世界，或可理解的世界。 That is, the sensible world, or the intelligible world.
这是柏拉图！ This is Plato!
是的，普罗提诺受到柏拉图的影响。 Yes, Plotinus was influenced by Plato.
我仍然像往常一样是个讨厌的学生。 I continue as usual being the repellent student.
我们继续 We continue
你做过治疗吗？ Have you done the treatment?
对3周前。 Yes. 3 weeks ago.
我已经告辞了。 I have taken the leave.
今天我好多了，但有时我感觉太虚弱了。 Today I'm better, but there are days when I feel too weak.
这是…的副作用。。。你知道这是怎么回事。 It's the side effects of... you know what it's about.
对琼什么都没告诉我。 Yes. Joan has not told me anything.
我想他也没有告诉任何人。 I guess he has not told anyone either.
不不，是他不想接受。 No no. It's that he does not want to accept it.
是的。 Ya.
让我们说清楚，Jaume。琼是个混蛋。 Let's talk clear, Jaume. Joan is an ass.
是的是的。事实是，他是个迷路的白痴。 Yes Yes Yes. The truth is that he's a lost idiot.
自从莫妮卡离开后，天就变黑了。 Since Monica left it has been darkening.
现在一切都发生了，现在我不学习， Now everything happened, now I don't study,
现在我抽大麻，现在我和父母争吵。。。 now I smoke marijuana, now I argue with the parents...
他是-充满愤怒。 He is... -full of rage.
是的，是的，但我们该怎么办？ Yes, yes, but what should we do?
我再也没有力量或欲望与他争论了。 I no longer have the strength or desire to argue with him.
Aurèlia非常了解我。 Aurèlia is very aware of me.
我们什么都试过了，嗯。 We've tried everything, huh.
思考、机智地交谈、大声喊叫。。。 Reflect, talk tactfully, shout...
甚至有一天，一记耳光打在了他身上。 Even one day a slap hit him.
当然，这是他应得的。 Surely he deserved it.
让我们看看，Jaume，让我们来谈谈这个想法： Let's see, Jaume, let's go to the idea:
你来是因为你想让我来解决这个问题，对吗？ You have come because you want me to fix this, right?
你可以帮我一个忙。 You would do me a favor.
只是我。。。我不知道。。。他对这个世界充满了兴趣。 It's just that I... I don't know... He's turned on the world.
即使和我在一起，也要看到我是他心目中的英雄。 Even with me, and see that I was a kind of hero for him.
我不知道是什么让这愚蠢的行为结束。 I don't know what it is that has to happen to finish the foolishness.
听着Merli， Look, Merli,
这次。。。我比第一个更糟。 this time... I'm worse than the first one.
我能解释一下吗？ Can I explain?
和 And...
我不想离开，以为琼会度过余生 I don't want to leave thinking that Joan will spend the rest of his life
带着这种愤怒。 with this anger.
你能帮我吗？ Will you help me?
当然 Of course.
给Oksana留点空间，让她在你旁边写上她的名字。 Leave room for Oksana to put her name next to you.
闭嘴，混蛋。你们不在一起？ Shut up, asshole. You aren't together?
我们是。但我们不是夫妻什么的。通过，这样你活得更好。 We are. But we aren't a couple or anything. Pass, you live better this way.
没有领带，也没有“哦，你为什么不打电话给我？” Neither ties, nor "Oh, why didn't you call me?"
也不是“你为什么看另一个？”，呸，NXT！ nor "Why do you look at that other one?", Bah, NXT!
最后你还是长得像我Joanito？ In the end you managed to look like me, eh, Joanito?
我再也看不到你这么坏了。我自己更强大。 I don't see you so bad anymore. I myself am more.
你和塔妮娅，什么？ And you and Tania, what?
什么的什么？ What of what?
你已经有一段时间表现得很奇怪了。看来你喜欢她。 It's been a while you've been acting very weird. It seems that you like her.
你说什么，甜心！她在课堂上给了你一些“zascas”。。。 What do you say, sweetheart! She's given you some "zascas" in class...
我们是同事，我和塔妮娅。我们是朋友。 We are colleagues, me and Tania. We are friends.
有信心。我们告诉自己我们在想什么。 There is confidence. We tell ourselves what we think.
她很好。 She is nice.
她很漂亮。 She is pretty.
是的，是的，她很漂亮。但他不是我喜欢的类型。 Yes, yes, she is beautiful. But he is not my type.
事实是我没看到你和她这样的女孩在一起。 The truth is that I don't see you with a girl like her.
这不是很像波尔·鲁比奥的风格。 It's not very Pol Rubio style.
听着，这是关于共和国的所有解释， Look, here is everything that was explained about the republic,
这里是关于内战的一切。 and here is all about the Civil War.
啊。。。不，没有必要，谢谢你。 Ah... no, it's not necessary, thank you.
哦，我听说你在找历史笔记。。。 Oh, I just heard you were looking for history notes...
是的，是的，是的。。。但莫妮卡把它们留给我了。 Yes, yes, yes... but Monica is leaving them to me.
-好吧，随你的便-非常感谢你，呃，伊凡。 -Okay then As you like. -Thank you very much, eh, Ivan.
不，没什么。下来了？ No, nothing. Coming down?
哦，不，我在等莫妮卡。再见 Oh, no, I'm waiting for Monica. Goodbye.
再见 Goodbye.
-伊凡怎么了-他每天都更喜欢我。 -What's up with Ivan? -Every day he's more into me.
我不知道，我很伤心。 I don't know, it hurts me.
是的，我也是，很多时候，当他用那双眼睛看着我的时候。。。 Yes, and me too, a lot, when he looks at me with those eyes...
但我知道什么，你想让我做什么？ But what do I know, what do you want me to do?
-伊凡，她喜欢你-不可能！她超过了我。 -Ivan, she likes you. -No way! She's passed me.
我是认真地告诉你的。我认为伯塔想要一些背景。 I'm telling you seriously. That I think that Berta wants something in the background.
我不知道。 I don't know.
注意我，我是同性恋，我知道女孩是怎么工作的。 Pay attention to me, I'm gay and I know how girls work.
你没看到我和他们谈了很多吗？在我面前，没有什么是沉默的。 Don't you see I talk a lot with them? And that, before me, nothing is silent.
哦，是吗？它们是如何工作的？ Oh yeah? And how do they work?
它已经发生过一千次了；一开始她不喜欢的典型男人， It has happened a thousand times; the typical guy who she doesn't like that much in the first place,
但渐渐地，她认识了他，突然，zas，她摔倒了。 but little by little she gets to know him and, suddenly, zas, she ends up falling.
你和谁发生了这种事？如果你只和研磨机联系！ And with whom has this happened to you? If you only hookup with Grinder!
听着，我们不是在谈论我！ Look, we're not talking about me!
我告诉你，伯塔可能正在经历这一切。 And Berta may be going through this that I tell you.
总有一天你应该去找她。 And someday you should go and hit on her.
妈的，因为我不知道怎么做。 Well, shit, because I don't know how.
所以别担心，我们会想出一些策略的，伙计。 So do not worry, we'll think of some tactics, man.
不，我认为她不喜欢我。看来我不这么认为。 No, I do not think she likes me. I don't think so, it seems.
哦，“我想”，你知道吗？你也有疑问。如果她喜欢你，怎么办？ Oh, "I think", you see? You also have doubts. And if she likes you, what?
让她来吧，这样容易多了。 Well let her come, it's much easier.
哦 Oh
你知道，我已经想象过了，你不跟我打招呼。 You know, I've already imagined it, that you don't greet me.
你好，我在找尤金·博世。我是斯卡·鲁比奥。 Hello, I'm looking for Eugeni Bosch. I'm Óscar Rubio.
啊，你今天开始，对吗-我想是吧。我和他有个会议。 Ah, you start today, right? -I suppose. I have a meeting with him.
是的。我是梅里。我想你听说过我吧。 Ya. I am Merlí. You've heard about me, I suppose.
不 No.
我是波尔的哲学教授。 I'm Pol's Philosophy professor.
哦，操，好吧，是的，好吧，他说了一点哲学，是的，真的。 Oh, fuck, well yes, well, he talks a little philosophy, yes, true.
是的。。。Eugeni你会在他的办公室找到他， Ya... Eugeni you will find him in his office,
在走廊的尽头，上楼问问。 there at the end of the corridor, go upstairs and ask.
可以非常感谢。 Okay. Thank you.
你好 Hello.
你好我以为你会和你哥哥一起回来。 Hello. I thought you would come back with your brother.
他与研究所所长会面。 He has a meeting with the director of the institute.
是的。我不明白格洛里亚为什么给他一份工作。 Ya. I don't understand why Gloria offered him a job.
现在我会让他整天在我身边。 Now I will have him around all day.
为什么这么重要，同时他还在工作。 Why is that important, in the meantime he's working.
嘿你有没有看到一个盒子，我们在那里存放缝纫纽扣的线？ Hey... have you seen a box where we stored the thread to sew buttons?
一个蓝色的盒子？对 A blue box? Yes.
是的，但什么都没有了，对吧？四个按钮 Yes, but there was nothing left, right? Four buttons
它在哪里？ Where is it?
哦，好吧，就像你告诉我要打扫的那样。。。 Oh, well, just as you told me to do some cleaning then...
我在牛奶里拉屎！你把它扔掉了吗-爸爸，我想。。。 I shit in the milk! Did you throw it away? -Well, papa, I thought...
相信并思考，他们是tonteque的兄弟！ Believe and think, they are brothers of tonteque!
爸爸，但如果你不再用那个盒子，它也很难看。 Papa, but if you didn't use that box anymore, it was very ugly too.
丑陋的 Ugly?
原来那只丑陋的盒子是你妈妈买的。 It turns out that the ugly box was bought by your mother.
性交。 Fuck.
她把你的乳牙放在那里了。一些照片。。。 There she kept your baby teeth. Some photos...
你不记得了吗？她说那是记忆的小盒子。 Don't you remember? She said it was the little box of memories.
但那个盒子里没有什么重要的东西，爸爸。 But there was nothing important in that box, papa.
我知道，儿子。别担心。 I know, son. Don't worry.
也许这是你母亲生活中唯一有意义的盒子。 Perhaps it's the only box that made sense in your mother's life.
一个丑陋的盒子，是我一生中遇到的最美丽的女人的盒子。 An ugly box, of the most beautiful woman I have ever met in my life.
你把它扔掉了吗？ Did you throw it away?
我知道什么！他告诉我帮他打扫卫生。 What did I know! He told me to help him clean up.
我看到他扔了一些东西。。。 And I saw him throwing a few things and...
妈的，如果我来问你“男子汉”。。。 Fuck, if I come to ask, "macho"...
但它有多好？ But how good was it?
不，没那么好。那是我妈妈寄来的。 No, it wasn't that good. It's that it was from my mother.
Ufff。。。好吧，我明白了。 Ufff... okay, I understand.
但这是一样的，我不想用我的优点来训练。 But it's the same, I do not want to drill with my merits.
闭嘴-不要训练我 Shut up. -Do not drill me
在我家，我们总是一样的，当我们没有问题的时候，我们会寻找他们。 in my house, we are always the same, when we have no problems we are looking for them.
但现在情况似乎正在好转。奥斯卡在研究所工作。 But now it seems that things are getting better. Óscar is at work at the institute.
那好吗？我每天都得忍受他。 And that's good? I'll have to endure him every day.
你总是抱怨。 You're always complaining.
当你没有工作时，这是一个问题，当你有工作时，也是一个问题。 When you don't have work, it's a problem and when you do, it is also.
Bua。。。床。。。 Bua... Beds...
FUA。。。当我一个人住的时候，我会给自己买一张大床。 FUA... When I live alone, I'll buy myself a huge bed.
你觉得一个人住吗？ Do you think to live alone?
我不知道，也许我会有个搭档。 I don't know, maybe I'll have a partner.
他们一定很舒服。。。 They must be so comfortable...
哦哦。。。FUA。。。 Oooh... FUA...
哦，这是他妈的天堂。。。 Oh, it's a fucking paradise...
我妈妈说这些床叫“天床”。 My mother says that these beds are called "heavenly bed".
就像在天堂一样。 It's like being in heaven.
当我小的时候，周末我起床。。。 When I was little, on weekends I got up...
然后去我父母的床上，把我自己夹在两个人之间。。。 and went to my parents' bed and put myself between the two...
你从没跟我提起过你妈妈。 You never talk to me about your mother.
她10年前去世了。 She died 10 years ago.
我没有一天不想她。 And there isn't one day that I don't think about her.
我从来没说过这件事。但是我可以告诉你一切。 I never speak about it. But... I can tell you everything.
Bua。。。和在这里他们什么都不告诉我们？ Bua... and... they won't tell us anything being here?
我不这么认为。 I don't think so.
我们换张床还是怎么着？ Let's try another bed or what?
波尔。 Pol.
我非常想念布鲁诺。 I miss Bruno a lot.
Bua。。。我也是。 Bua... Me too.
如果能赶上飞机，意外地把自己安置在罗马，那就太酷了。 Would be cool to catch a plane and plant ourselves in Rome by surprise.
对 Yes?
是的，是我。 Yes, it's me.
啊，好的。 Ah okay.
明天5点。 Tomorrow at 5.
完美的 Perfect.
完美，完美。我会去的，谢谢。 Perfect, perfect. I'll be there, thanks.
再见 Goodbye.
哇，哇！你还记得我被ETT录取了吗？ Bua, wow! Do you remember that I was enrolled in an ETT?
对 Yes.
下午我在一家超市工作。 I have work in a supermarket in the afternoon.
Bua。。。很好，波尔！ Bua... Good, Pol!
目前他们已经三周了，但是。。。少出石头。 At the moment they are 3 weeks, but... less gives a stone.
我父亲会很高兴的。 My father will be happy.
哦，似乎一切都在好转，对吗？ Oh, it seems that everything is getting better, right?
是你带来了好运。 It's you who brings luck.
梅里？ Merlí?
你好Jaume在吗-是的，当然 Hi. Jaume is in? -Yes, of course
我希望琼不是，尽管我不在乎。 I hope that Joan isn't, although I care little.
不，不，琼还没到。 No, no, Joan has not arrived yet.
嘿，Jaume！嘿，你有没有一件不那么无聊的衬衫？ Hey, Jaume! Hey, don't you have a less boring shirt?
-你在这里干什么，梅里-梅里，求你了。 -What are you doing here, Merli -Merlí, please.
走，换衣服，我们走-哪里 Go, change, we're going. -Where?
你会看到的。你和我，走，我们出去-但你在说什么？ You will see. You and I. Go, we go out. -But what are you saying?
听着Jaume。。。 Look, Jaume...
你让我和琼一起创造奇迹， You asked me to do miracles with Joan,
我明白但你必须知道我不是天使， and I understand it, but you have to know that I am not an angel,
我不是那个人Michael Landon， I'm not the one, Michael Landon,
这不是“通往天堂的高速公路”，对吧？ and this isn't "Highway to Heaven", huh?
哎，梅里，走吧，詹姆必须休息。 Ay, Merlí, go, Jaume must rest.
你告诉我你感觉好多了。出去，出去，操，伙计！ You told me you felt better. Go, go out, fuck, man!
我会带你去一个你喜欢的地方。在琼到来之前快点。 I will take you to a place that you will like. Hurry up before Joan arrives.
你知道他甚至在走廊里都不跟我打招呼吗？ Do you know that he does not even greet me in the corridors?
你想让我和他谈谈？不用了，谢谢。我宁愿保存它。 And you want me to talk to him? No thanks. I prefer to save it.
如果你想变得痛苦那是你的问题， If you want to be bitter it's your problem,
但这不是托付给你的Jaume。 but that this isn't entrusted to you, Jaume.
够了，梅里-我只想告诉你。。。 Enough, Merlí. -I just want to tell you...
你能去吗？ Can you go, please?
好吧，好吧。 All right, all right.
等等，等等。等一下。 Wait wait. Wait a minute.
卧槽。我和你一起去。 What the fuck. I'll come with you.
完美的 Perfect.
Jaume。。。 Jaume...
今天我感觉好多了。 Today I feel better.
尤金，别紧张，我们迷路了，嗯！ Eugeni, make it easy, we're lost, eh!
好了，轮到我了！ Okay, this turn!
如果化疗医生看到我在乡村跳舞。。。！ If the chemo doctors saw me dancing country...!
-这叫“排舞”-啊，“排舞”，对不起。 -It's called "line dance"! -Ah, "line dance", sorry.
啊！妈的，我伤到自己了。我的膝盖动不了。 Aah! Fuck, I've hurt myself. I can't move my knee.
怎么搞的？他的膝盖动不了。 What happened? He can't move his knee.
怎么搞的？ What happened?
好了，好了。这不会伤害你的，对吧？ There, there. It doesn't hurt you, right?
一点。 A bit.
去吧，它会过去的，别担心，它会过去的。我很渴，我，你。 Go, it will pass, don't worry, it will pass. I'm very thirsty, me, you.
看，娜塔莉亚带着啤酒来了！ Look, Natalia is coming with the beers!
哦，操Natalia-进攻，Merlí！ Oh, fuck with Natalia! -Attack, Merlí!
-你好，帅哥-你好 -Hello, handsomes! -Hello!
你的饮料。。。 Your drinks...
非常感谢。 Thank you.
3. 3.
虽然看起来不像，但我是一名哲学教授。 Although it may not seem like it, I am a professor of Philosophy.
是的，你看，是的。你喝了一品脱叔本华。 Yes you look, yes. You make pint of Schopenhauer.
他们在笑什么？叔本华脸色不好耶稣。。。 What are they laughing at? Schopenhauer had a bad face jesus...
你喜欢它，梅里！ You liked it, Merlí!
-来吧，走吧！为了娜塔莉亚，来吧-为了娜塔莉亚！ -Come go! For Natalia, come! -For Natalia!
你在看什么？ What are you looking at?
嗯。。。跳板跳跃。汤姆·戴利，他很棒。 Mmmm... Springboard jumps. Tom Daley, he's great.
是的，他很帅。 Yes, he is handsome.
好呃，我要走了。 Well... Uh, I'm leaving.
Ivi。。。 Ivi...
再见美丽的 Goodbye. Beautiful!
“…三倍半。” "... triple and a half."
我父亲很丑？ My father was ugly?
怎样 How?
你从没告诉过我他怎么样。身体上他很丑吗？ You have never told me how he was. Physically. Was he ugly?
不 No.
你不丑，伊凡。 You are not ugly, Ivan.
-是的。你这么说是因为你是我妈妈-不，我是这样说的。 -Yes. You say it because you're my mother. -No. I say it because it's like that.
-永远不要说你-为什么我看起来不像你？ -Don't ever say you're... -Why haven't I looked more like you?
哦，够了，伊凡。请伯塔有什么事吗？ Oh, enough, Ivan. Please. Has something happened with Berta?
不，什么都不会发生。 No. Nothing will happen.
也许你该做点什么了， Maybe it's time for you to do something,
一劳永逸地留下疑虑，对吗？ to leave doubts once and for all, right?
你很帅，伊凡。 You are handsome, Ivan.
如果伯塔不知道如何评价它，那就是她的问题。 If Berta does not know how to value it, it's her problem.
英俊的 Handsome!
-停下-吻，吻！ -Stop! -Kiss, kiss!
妈妈性交。。。 Mom! Fuck...
啊。。。是你。 Ah... it's you.
当然可以。你希望它是谁？ Yes of course. Who do you want it to be?
爸爸。 Papa.
他不在这里-他出去了。 He's not here? -He's gone out.
哪里单独地 Where? Alone?
他和Merlí去参加派对了。 He's gone partying with Merlí.
怎样你怎么说？ How...? What do you say?
他来了，说服他一起出去。 He came, and he convinced him to go out together.
性交。 Fuck.
他为什么操那个，这个家伙？什么？！卧槽？！ Why does he fuck that, this guy? Of what ?! What the fuck ?!
琼！你父亲很高兴地离开了。让我们让他快乐吧？ Joan! Your father left happy. Let's allow him be happy?
初审律师在初审时， A beginning lawyer, in his first trial,
询问证人： interrogate a witness:
他说：“你能描述一下嫌疑犯吗？” He says "Can you describe the suspect?"
他说：“是的，是的，他高高的，黑发。。。 And he says: "Yes, yes, he was tall, dark hair...
他留着胡子。" and he had a beard. "
然后律师紧张地问： And then the lawyer, all nervous, asks:
“那是男人还是女人？” "But was it a man or a woman?"
好的 Good!
我的家人说我总是讲同样的故事。 My family says that I always tell the same story.
没有，但很好，嗯？非常非常非常。太棒了。 No, but it's very good, huh? Very very very. It's great.
你认为这能帮我联系娜塔莉亚吗？ Do you think it will help me to connect with Natalia?
我不知道，我不知道她的幽默感。 I don't know, I don't know her sense of humor.
如果她干了你，那意味着她有很多。多么优雅，孩子。 If she fucks you it meanss that she has a lot. What grace, kid.
别生气，伙计。美是相对的。 Don't get angry, man. Beauty is relative.
我没有做错，我也不是问题。 I didn't go wrong and I'm not a problem.
重要的是你是否能释放出良好的氛围。 What counts is if you release good vibes.
与其说是英俊的悲观主义者，不如说是丑陋的乐观主义者，对吧？ Binds an ugly optimist than a handsome pessimist, eh?
嘿，我喜欢这首歌！走吧！ Hey, I love this song! Let's go!
哦，是的！走吧！ Oh yeah! Let's go!
走吧！ Let's go!
走，走。 Go, go.
娜塔莉亚，我想我会问你的电话号码。 Natalia, I think I'll ask you for your phone number.
我不会把它给任何人-是的，我可以想象。 I don't give it to anyone. -Ya, I can imagine it.
听着我会把我的给你如果你想打电话给我， Look, you know what, I'll give you mine and if you want to call me,
我们会去一个更安静的地方。 and we'll go somewhere more quiet.
我为什么要这么做-因为我必须再见到你。 And why should I do it? -Because I have to see you again.
因为你是洛布雷加东部最漂亮的“女牛仔”，女孩！ Because you're the prettiest "cowgirl" east of the Llobregat, girl!
你快疯了，对吧？ You're going crazy, right?
我只表达我对美的钦佩。 I only express my admiration for beauty.
哇！ Wow...
走吧，走吧，休息一下。 Go, go, give yourself a break.
不，我不能，我有一张桌子要招待。 No, I can't, I have a table to serve.
去一分钟，嗯？来吧 Go. One minute, huh? Come on.
Eee。。。卡普德维拉在哪里？ Eee... Where is Capdevila?
他一定在竞选。 He must be on campaign.
运动哦，好吧。 Campaign? Oh, okay.
伯塔，请读这段文字。 Berta, please, read this fragment of Plotinus text.
大家安静。 Silence, everyone.
“如果你仍然看不到自己的美丽， "If you still don't see the beauty in you,
做一个雕像的雕塑家，一定要漂亮。 do as the sculptor of a statue that must be beautiful.
雕刻大理石，抛光，去掉所有多余的东西。。。 Sculpt marble, polish it, take out everything superfluous...
直到我们认识到真正的善”。 until we can recognize the true good".
“真正的好”。 "The real good".
真正的美不在于物质， True beauty does not reside in matter,
在身体里。 in the body.
事情是丑陋的，它是邪恶的。 Matter is ugly, it's evil.
普洛蒂诺说：“把你的目光投向自己， Plotino says: "Direct your gaze towards yourself,
通过反思和思考 and through reflection and thought
让灵魂变得美丽”。 make the soul beautiful ".
因为当灵魂在反思时，它会美化自己。 Because when the soul is reflective, it beautifies itself.
但如果不是，那么它只是自己身体的奴隶。 But when it's not, then it's only a slave to its own body.
身体的暴政。你觉得怎么样？ The tyranny of the body. How does it sound to you?
奥利弗 Oliver
对为什么漂亮的人更容易找到工作？ Yes. Why are beautiful people more likely to find work?
很像你，对吧？ So pretty like you, right?
准确的 Exact.
很好的问题！为什么他们要带照片的简历？ Very good question! Why do they ask for resumes with a photo?
它应该被禁止， It should be banned,
你不应该评估这个人的能力吗？ Shouldn't you assess the person's abilities?
对这很不公平。 Yes. It's very unfair.
洗发水或汽车的广告上总是有半裸的女人。 And the ads for shampoos or cars always have half-naked women.
确切地说，他们利用身体的美来推销任何东西。 Exactly, precisely, they use the beauty of the body to sell whatever it is.
他们强加了美的原型 They impose archetypes of beauty
这让我们整天都在关注卡路里， that make us keep an eye on calories all day,
饮食，健身房。 of diets, of gyms.
此外，还有一个愚蠢的行业致力于一个不可能的， And besides, there is an idiotic industry dedicated to an impossible,
那就是留住青春。 which is to retain youth.
妈的，你有没有觉得更愚蠢的想法。。。 Fuck, have you felt a more idiotic concept...
“抗衰老疗法”怎么样？！ What about the "anti-aging treatment" ?!
该死，如果普洛蒂诺还活着，那太棒了。 Damn, if Plotino were alive, amazing.
你好，他们告诉我他们在找我。 Hello, they told me they were looking for me.
是的，女士。我们最近在我家见过面。 Yes ma'am. We met at my house recently.
是的，是的。我记得。 Yes Yes. I remember.
我对你的态度深表歉意。 I ask a thousand apologies for my attitude towards you.
没关系。 Does not matter.
我是个无礼的人。有时我说得太多了。 I was an impertinent. Sometimes I talk too much.
别担心。 Don't worry.
我再说一遍，我感觉很糟糕。。。说真的，我很抱歉。 I repeat that I feel bad... serious, I am very sorry.
Óscar会把工作做好的。 Óscar will do the job very well.
不要怀疑。他是个好演员。 Don't doubt it. He's a good piece.
工作认真负责。 Responsible, serious at work.
他们不会后悔的。他是个鲁比奥。 They won't regret it. He is a Rubio.
爸爸 Dad.
看你在这里干什么？ Look. What are you doing here?
你好，儿子。好吧，格洛丽亚，祝你愉快。 Hello son. Well, Gloria, have a good day.
同样地祝您今天过得愉快。 Likewise. Have a good day.
妈的，整个家庭都在这个机构里。 Fuck, the whole family in the institution.
她和你妈妈的屁股一样。我是来道谢的。 She has the same ass as your mother. I came to give thanks.
好吧，你告诉我，我给你。 Well, you tell me, and I give it for you.
我不需要代表。我有一张嘴。 I don't need a representative. I have a mouth.
另一件事是你为我感到羞耻。 Another thing is that you're ashamed of me.
我不知道今晚我要做什么， I don't know what I last tonight,
但我醒来时下巴有点刺痛。。。 but I woke up with a tingling here in my jaw...
最后，娜塔莉亚怎么了？ And, in the end, what happened with Natalia?
好我们给了对方的电话号码。已经很多了。 Well. We gave each other's the phone numbers. It's already a lot.
这周我不会再出去了。我已经老了。 I won't go out again during the week. I'm already old.
来吧，闭嘴，闭嘴，伙计。如果你还不到30岁。 Come on, shut up, shut up, man. If you're not even 30 yet.
从我25岁开始就威胁我。 30 threaten me since I made 25.
这是一种折磨我的痛苦。 It's an anguish that persecutes me.
小心，不要成为一个丑陋的悲观主义者。 Watch out, don't become an ugly pessimist.
-你怎么了？！ -What's up with you?!
什么的什么？是你，他妈的为我的班级竞选。 What of what? It's you, that has fucking campaigned my class.
你带我父亲去酒吧。你为什么要这样做？ You take my father to a bar. Why are you doing this?
我通常不会解释我做什么。 I don't usually explain what I do.
天哪，这让你有多难过-不，他没有。我为你感到难过。 Jesus, how much grief does it make you? -No he didn't. I feel sorry for you.
你没看到像我这样带他去参加聚会是超现实的吗？ Don't you see that it's surreal to take him to party as ihe is?
看来你是在告诉他，他还有4天呢！ It seems you're telling him he has 4 days left!
没必要告诉你，你已经知道你剩下的时间不多了！ It's not necessary to be told, you already know that you have little time left!
而你，不是帮助他有一个平静的结局，你担心。 And you, instead of helping him to have a calmer end, you worry.
昨天他甚至让我帮他找到你 Yesterday he even told me to help him to get you
想象一下，不要那么生气。 to be not so angry, imagine.
但由于你很顽固， But as you're intractable,
我宁愿带他去舞蹈之乡。 I preferred to take him to dance country.
你失去了他快乐的脸。混蛋！ You lost his face of happiness. Ass!
很好，你真好。 Very good, how Merlí of you.
你认为多亏了它，他会活得更长吗？ And do you think that thanks to it, he will live longer?
但你很笨？你的头只是用来分开你的耳朵还是什么？ But you're dumb? You have the head just to separate your ears or what?
梅里，你要我的家人，这是我的责任！ I'm down to my balls, Merlí, that you get my family!
我不想你接近父亲！清楚了吗？远离！ I don't want you to approach the father! It's clear? Stay away!
你呢，你打算怎么办？你能马上接近他吗？ And you, what are you going to do? Will you approach him at once?
还是一个人死后，一切都是哀叹？ Or should one die so that afterwards everything is lamentations?
-包括泡沫，它是满的-你最后变成了红眼睛。。。 -Including foam, it was full... -You ended up with red eyes...
Ea，你今天看起来很开心，是吗？ Ea, you look happy, today, huh?
你说呢，孩子？ What do you say, boy?
伙计，昨天你和塔妮娅在那里试床垫。。。 Man, yesterday you were trying some mattresses there with Tania...
谁告诉你的？ Who told you, this?
一个一年级的学生，他看到了你。 A first year student, who saw you.
什么，床舒服吗？ What, were they comfortable or what, the beds?
他们当然很舒服。它们很残忍，很昂贵。 Of course they were comfortable. They were brutal, they were expensive.
你们要一起出去，嗯-你说什么，傻瓜！ You're going out together, huh? -What do you say, fool!
不，我们进去只是为了好玩， No, we went in just for fun,
因为从外面你可以看到非常舒适的床。 because from the outside you could see very comfortable beds.
但对塔妮娅都很好还是怎么了-当然，我们是同事，仅此而已。 But all good with Tania or what? -Sure, we're colleagues and that's it.
同事。。。太有趣了！ Colleagues... Too funny!
你不能告诉他任何事，“男子汉”！ You can't tell him anything, "macho"!
小心，波尔，塔妮娅是很快坠入爱河的人之一。 Watch out, Pol, Tania is one of those who fall in love quickly.
你怎么说？ What do you say?
让我想想，我不知道你， Let's see, I don't know about you,
但我不只是想和同事上床。。。 but I'm not just going to try beds with colleagues...
我也是，我们是朋友，没有别的。就是这样，“男子汉”！ Me neither, we are friends and nothing else. That's it, "macho"!
有一刻，什么也不会发生，呃，塔妮娅，我非常喜欢。 One moment, nothing would happen either, eh, Tania I like very much.
是的，但我们是同事，够了，我们之间什么都没有。 Yes, but we are colleagues and enough, there is nothing between us.
你知道我喜欢什么样的女孩。 You know the kind of girl I like.
是的，但最近你再也没接过任何人。 Yeah, but since lately you haven't picked anyone up.
我以为你已经和塔妮娅在一起了。 I thought you were already with Tania.
除此之外，塔妮娅压在你身上，把你压垮了，“大男子主义” Besides, Tania gets on top of you and crushes you, "macho."
-乌阿拉，伙计-不，现在她瘦了。 -Uaaala, man! -No, now she's thinner.
是的，她忘了那天减掉了200克。。。 Yes, she lost 200 grams the day she forgot...
同事，吃蛋糕当点心吧！ to eat a cake for a snack, colleague!
你说呢，土耳其？ What do you say, turkey?
你知道我喜欢谁吗？你妈妈。 Do you know who I like? Your mother.
伙计，你在干什么？ Buddy, what are you doing?
有多种选择。。。 There are options...
不，我是说，你的脸上有个男人。。。成年男子 No, I mean, you have a guy in the face... Man...
哦！ Uoooh!
来，穿上这个。这是失物招领处寄来的。 Here, wear this. It's from the lost and found.
非常感谢。 Thank you.
我不知道你喜欢。。。蛋糕。 I didn't know you like... cakes.
真有趣。 So funny.
我和塔尼亚谈过了。她听到了你和同事之间的批评。 I talked to Tania. She heard the criticism between you and your colleagues.
我在这婊子身上拉屎，我就知道，你！ I shit on the bitch, I knew it, you!
妈的，我是个白痴，但是。。。 Fuck, I'm an idiot but...
我猜她想用这个蛋糕把事情说清楚 I guess with this cake she wanted to make it clear
你可以下地狱。 that you can go to hell.
你很聪明，你。 You are very intelligent, you.
如果我是学生，我会写关于你的研究论文。 If I were a student, I would write the research paper about you.
嘿，你今天真有趣-不，不。它会占满很多页。 Hey, you're funny today. -No, no. It would fill many pages.
“波尔·鲁比奥的怀疑与矛盾”。 "Doubts and contradictions of Pol Rubio".
波尔，你的问题比你看起来的要多。 You have more problems than you seem, Pol.
我知道。人们认为一切都很顺利，因为我很帅。 I know. People think that everything is going well because I am handsome.
天哪，你好吗？“我很帅，”他说。 Jesus, how are you? "I'm handsome," he says.
怎么了？ What's up?
你可以说你是个好老师，而我不能说我很帅？ You can say you're a good teacher and I can't say I'm handsome?
良好的反映。 Good reflection.
也许是因为他们总是告诉我，我最终还是相信了。 Maybe it's because they've always told me, that I ended up believing.
因为我看起来很帅，人们认为我没有问题， And since I look handsome to them, people think that I don't have problems,
一切都很顺利，祝我好运。。。 that everything is going well, that I have good luck...
然后，当事情对我不利时，他们会高兴。 And then, when things go badly for me, they rejoice.
你以前见过课堂上的笑声。。。 You've seen class laughter before...
他们没有意识到英俊的人比丑陋的人失去的更多。 They don't realize that the handsome have more to lose than the ugly ones.
对英俊的人，随着时间的推移，会从上面坚持下去。 Yes. The handsome ones, with the passage of time, stick to it from above.
他们会掉头发，不会发胖。。。 They lose their hair, don't they get fat...
另一方面，丑陋的已经从一开始。这不再是新闻了。 On the other hand, the ugly ones are already from the beginning. It isn't news anymore.
“看，看这个……他不是波尔·鲁比奥，这个？” "Look, look at this... He's not Pol Rubio, this one?"
“该死，他变了！看，他很帅，是吗？” "Damn, he''s changed! Look, he was handsome, huh?"
谢谢你的欢呼。 Thanks for the cheering.
不管是英俊还是丑陋，你都欠我一份关于黑格尔的好工作。 Be that as it may, handsome or ugly, you owe me a good job on Hegel.
今天下午我开始在一家超市工作。 Today I start working in the afternoons in a supermarket.
三周后我们会见面的 So in 3 weeks we'll see each other
你告诉我你是不是把我抱起来了，还是让我上了一个可怜的5分。 and you tell me if you hold me up or if you put me on a miserable 5.
波尔怎么了？ What happened with Pol?
解释起来很长。你今天下午为什么不回家？ It's long to explain. Why don't you come home this afternoon?
好吧，我想是的。塔尼亚。。。 Ok, I think so. Tània...
Aa。。。我得走了。 Aa... I've gotta go.
那你呢？你看起来精神焕发，是吗？ What about you? You look refreshed, huh?
和你一样。 Same to you.
但我不想说这些，我不这么认为，塔妮娅。 But I didn't want to say all that, I don't think that, Tania.
是的，但你说的对吧？ Yeah, but you said it, right?
我也不想把蛋糕放在你脸上，我做到了。真遗憾！ I didn't want to put a cake on your face either and I did it. What a pity!
天哪，他妈的，呃-是的，我就是这么想的。 Jesus fucking, what the fuck, eh! -Yes, it's what I think.
我觉得一个背后批评我的所谓朋友是个伪君子！ That I feel a supposed friend of mine who criticizes me behind my back is a hypocrite!
塔妮娅，已经-别跟我说话。离开我！ Tania, already. -Don't talk to me. Leave me!
我希望它能帮你做很多工作，波尔！ I hope you it helps you a lot work, Pol!
嘿，伯塔！ Hey, Berta!
嘿 Hey.
塔妮娅太疯狂了，不是吗 That's crazy about Tania, isn't it
福阿，疯了，哈！ FUA, crazy, huh!
我不知道tPol说了什么，因为他不想向我解释， I don't know what tPol said, because he didn't want to explain it to me,
但是一些肥肉，肥肉，嗯？！ but something fat, fat, huh ?!
认识他，他有能力和她妈妈上床。。。 Knowing him, he is capable of having fucked her mother...
但是你要去哪里！ But where are you going!
听着，我宁愿嘲笑我的不幸。 Look, I prefer to laugh at my misfortunes.
是的，是的，太好了！ Yes, yes, great!
嘿，你要去哪里吃饭？你想回家吗？ Hey, where are you going to eat? Do you want to come home?
Ee。。。不，没有必要，谢谢你。 Ee... No, it's not necessary, thank you.
总的来说，奥利弗和一个同事住在一起，我妈妈不认为她会来， Total, Oliver has stayed with a colleague, my mother does not think she will come,
或者如果你愿意，我们可以去做个三明治。。。 or if you want we could go to make a sandwich...
也许还有一天，伊凡，我不知道。 Another day, maybe, Ivan, is that I don't know.
可以这无关紧要。不，我不坚持。我也不笨。 Okay. It does not matter. No, I don't insist. I'm not stupid either.
我知道你对我没有兴趣-伊凡，我是说。。。 I know you have no interest in Me. -Ivan, I mean...
伯塔，让我谈谈。 Berta, let me talk.
你知道是什么困扰着我。那混蛋波尔告诉你的。 You know what bothers me. What the bastard Pol told you.
我知道即使你喝醉了，你也不会惹我。 And I know that you wouldn't mess with me even if you were drunk.
-嗯，也不是这样，伊凡-伯塔，就是这样。 -Well, it's not that either, Ivan. -Berta, that's it.
我听到你在圣诞派对上说的， I heard you at the Christmas party,
你在浴室告诉莫妮卡“即使我喝醉了”。 You told Monica in the bathroom "even if I was drunk".
我在一个封闭的厕所里听到了你的声音。 I was in one of the closed toilets and I heard you.
他妈的，伙计！ What the fuck, man!
也是一样，只是最近我们有了很好的共鸣。。。 It's the same, only lately with the good vibes we've had...
我想也许有些事情改变了， I thought maybe something had changed,
但我看不到；我已经考虑过了。 but I see no; I already thought about it.
如果你已经想过了，为什么你要我经历这一切？嘿 And if you already thought about it, why the hell have you made me go through this? Hey?
天哪，伊凡！想想我的感受！把你自己放在我的位置上！ Jesus, Ivan! Think how I feel! Put yourself in my place!
性交！ Fuck!
琼！琼！ Joan! Joan!
怎么了？！ What's up?!
你有，帮帮我，擦洗一下。你父亲呕吐了。 You have, help me, just scrub. Your father has vomited.
他怎么了？ What's wrong with him?
你是不是很笨？化疗做什么-昨天不是更好吗？ Are you're stupid? What does chemo do? -Wasn't it better yesterday?
昨天就是昨天。现在就是现在！我在这里，Jaume-你只是擦洗一下！ Yesterday was yesterday. Now it is now! I'm here, Jaume! -You just scrub!
这是什么？ What is all this?
不，我们搬到了下面的房间，我不想让他爬楼梯。 No, we moved to the room below, I don't want him to climb stairs.
最重要的是，盒子的钥匙你必须随身携带。 Above all, the key to the box you have to always carry over.
你必须记住你的代码。 And you have to learn your code by heart.
这很容易，不是吗？ It's easy, isn't it?
一、 以防万一，一定要把它写在这里的一张纸上。 I, just in case, always have it written on a piece of paper here.
你不想不写下来，最好写下来。 You don't want to not write it down, better write it down.
以下是促销活动， Here are the promotions,
差不多每10分钟你就要通过公共广播宣布一次。 that more or less every 10 minutes you have to announce by public address.
不要认为这很容易达到目的。 Don't think it's easy to hit the tone.
因为有些人太激动了，而这不是抽奖。 Because there are people who get too excited, and this isn't a raffle.
是的，我想。。。 Ya, I guess...
你必须用正式的语气，比如与客户打交道， You have to put a formal tone, such as dealing with the client,
根据公司理念，这必须是正式的。 that must be formal according to company philosophy.
那是什么，“伯爵”德古拉，你想飞走吗？ What's that, "Count" Dracula, you want to fly away?
听着，从这个开始。 Look, start with this.
所有这些产品都放在这里，好吗？ All these products, you put them here, okay?
如果你有任何问题，可以问Efra， And if you have any questions, you can ask Efra,
谁在喝饮料。 who's with the drinks, there.
谁埃弗拉-埃弗拉，是的。 Who? Efra? -Efra, yes.
谢谢你，恩卡纳，谢谢-很好。现在再见。 Thank you, Encarna, merci. -Very well. Bye now.
嗯。。。对不起，埃弗拉？ Ehm... Excuse me, Efra?
哦，你是新来的。波尔？ Oh, you're the new one. Pol?
对高兴 Yes. Pleasure.
只有三个星期，嗯。 Only for 3 weeks, eh.
嗯。。。听着，我发现这个过期了，我不知道该带到哪里去。 Ehm... Look, I found this expired and I don't know where to take it.
在商店里。你在仓库里找到的只有门。 In the store. All you find, the doors, when you finish, in the warehouse.
可以非常感谢。 Okay. Thank you.
嘿欢迎，嗯。 Hey. Welcome, eh.
非常感谢。 Thank you.
娜塔莉亚？ Natalia?
嗨，我是Merlí。昨天，记得吗？ Hi, it's Merlí. Yesterday, remember?
对哦，你要打电话给我吗？你为什么不这么做，女人？ Yes... Oh, were you going to call me? And why didn't you do it, woman?
我喜欢你告诉我“叔本华”。 I like you to tell me "Schopenhauer".
哦，太好了。 Oh perfect.
那我晚点来接你。好了，再见。 I'll pick you up later then. All right, bye now.
哇！可怜的伊凡。 Wow. Poor Ivan.
哦，闭嘴，别让我感觉更糟。 Oh, shut up, don't make me feel worse.
不，不，如果什么都没发生。如果你不喜欢他，你就不喜欢他，仅此而已。 No, no, if nothing happens. If you don't like him, you don't like him and that's it.
是的，但我总是抱怨。。。 Ya, but I've always complained...
每个人都只看重我的身体。 that everyone valued me only for the physical.
因为我很漂亮或者我有大乳头或者。。。噢 Because I'm beautiful or I have big tits or... ow.
现在伊凡看重我的现状。他喜欢我，因为是我。 And now Ivan values me for how I am. He likes me because it's me.
但他身体上没有吸引任何东西。没有什么 But it's that he doesn't attract anything physically. Nothing.
我是说，我对他做了我不想让他们对我做的事。 I mean, I'm doing to him what I didn't want them to do to me.
不，你是按原样估价的。结果是你不喜欢他，仅此而已。 No. You value it as it is. What happens is that you don't like him, and that's it.
我真希望我喜欢他，因为他是个好人，但太。。。 It's that I wish I liked him, because he's such a good guy, but so much...
好吧，你。你呢什么？嘿蛋糕投掷。。。 Well you. And you what? Hey? Cake throwing...
看他活该。 Look... he deserved it.
我听到他和乌里一起嘲笑我。 I heard him laughing at me with Uri and all.
妈的，他是个混蛋，波尔。 Fuck, he's a bastard, Pol.
对最糟糕的是我被抓住了-别开玩笑了！ Yes. The worst thing is that I'm caught. -No kidding!
你为什么什么都不告诉我？ And why didn't you tell me anything?
我有很多话要告诉你，因为你曾经是男朋友，而且。。。 It did me a lot of thing to tell you, because you had been boyfriends and...
我知道什么，你已经看到我们最近成了很好的同事。 What do I know, you've seen that we've become very colleagues lately.
是的，我看到了，但我不知道，我想，当布鲁诺离开时， Yes, I had seen it but, I don't know, I thought that, as Bruno left,
你交了朋友，但是朋友，朋友，仅此而已。 you had made friends, but friends, friends, and nothing more.
是的，我也这么想，但后来我觉得很酷。。。 Yes, I thought that too, but then I thought it was cool...
我真是个白痴，现在我清楚地看到了这一点。 What an idiot I am, and now I have seen clearly that no.
他是个伪君子。但我不会哭的，嗯。 He is a hypocrite. But I'm not going to cry a tear, huh.
这是以前的塔妮娅。那个人现在扔蛋糕。 This was Tania from before. The one now throws cakes.
那太糟糕了。 That's shitty.
嗯，你不知道你在恋爱时遭受了什么痛苦，但他们放弃了你。 Hm. You don't know what you suffer when you're in love but they pass you up.
你好我能进来吗？ Hi. I can come in?
是的，是的，当然。 Yes Yes of course.
什么 What...
我一直很坏，一直在尖叫。。。我不知道，我有点紧张。 I've been very bad and screaming screaming... I don't know, I got nervous.
都一样，都一样-这不一样，伊凡。 It's the same, it's the same. -It's not the same, Ivan.
我是说，即使我们不是夫妻，我们也可以成为朋友，对吗？ I mean, we can be friends even if we're not a couple, right?
我是多么幸运。。。 How lucky I am...
你不仅拒绝了我，而且一天内做了两次。 Not only have you rejected me, but you have done it twice in a day.
我很喜欢你，伊凡。 I like you so well, Ivan.
好像多亏了你，我的脾气才没那么坏。 It's as if thanks to you, I was less bad-tempered.
是的，已经。。。你不会对人如此嗤之以鼻， Yes, already... you don't make so much snot at people,
你更冷静了。 You are more calm.
对我来说，你是一个很好的朋友。 For me you're a very good friend.
不 No.
怎样 How?
不，不，你不能让我做朋友 No, no. That you can't ask me to be friends
从现在起，我想和你谈最少的事。 From now on I want to talk the minimum with you.
我暂时不想见你。把你从我脑子里弄出来。 I would like to not see you for a while. To get you out of my head.
伯塔，你觉得每天在课堂上见到你容易吗？ Berta, do you think it's easy to see you in class every day?
不不我已经。。。我理解。 No no. I already... I understand.
我我会爱你的。。。受到尊重， I... I would have loved you... and respected,
比波尔一生所做的还要多。 much more than Pol has done in his life.
今天，当塔妮娅在课堂上扔蛋糕时，我很喜欢。 Today, when Tania had thrown the cake in class, I loved it.
班上英俊的男生在大家面前嘲笑。 The handsome boys of the class ridiculed in front of everyone.
我有很多麻烦呃， I have trouble for many things, eh,
但最重要的是他很帅，这个混蛋。 but it's on top that he is handsome, the bastard.
如果20年后我发现他又丑又秃又胖。。。 If in 20 years I find him ugly, bald and fat...
我会更快乐一点。 I will be a little happier.
“亲爱的客户，从今天到月底， "Dear customers, from today until the end of the month,
买半公斤Don Jeronimo奶酪， pick up half a kilo of Don Jeronimo cheese,
只有两欧元99美分。 only two euros and 99 cents.
利用这个机会。" Take advantage of the offer."
你必须更加乐观一点。 You have to put a little more optimism.
波尔，我们的想法是卖奶酪-好吧，好吧。 The idea is to sell the cheese, Pol. -Okay, okay.
不管你卖什么，重要的是你怎么卖。 No matter what you sell, it matters how you sell it.
那你呢？ What about you?
不要对Encarna生气。她只遵循公司的理念。 Don't be angry with Encarna. She only follows the company philosophy.
不，现在真的。你和她会相处得很好。 No, now really. With her you will get along well.
之前的经理是的呃。。。是个狗娘养的。 The manager who was before yes uh... was a son of a bitch.
所以我很幸运现在能到这里？ So I've been lucky to get here now?
因为她在那里，因为是我。我是一个很好的同事。 Because she is there, and because it's me. I am a very good co-worker.
是的，是的，是的。。。我懂了。 Yes, yes, yes... I see.
是的，你以前问过我怎么处理过期的，我已经告诉过你了。 Yes, you've asked me before what to do with the expired and I've told you.
是的，是的，我没有说不。我是个混蛋，嗯？ Yes, yes, I don't say no. I'm a bastard, huh?
别靠近我，呃。啊，是吗-你是要把我变成婊子还是什么？ Don't come near me, eh.Ah yes? -Are you going to make me a bitch or what?
你永远不会知道。 You never know.
真遗憾，我本想告诉你以后吃点东西。 What a pity, I was going to tell you to take something later.
太糟糕了。。。非正式，没有制服。 So bad... informal, without the uniform.
是的。没有制服。 Ya. Without the uniform.
是的，但是穿着，嗯。你是波尔人，我是埃弗拉人。 Yes, but dressed, huh. You of Pol, and I of Efra.
啊啊。。。 Aaah...
嘿，琼。。。 Hey, Joan...
嘿，爸爸。 Hey, dad.
他们告诉我你昨天出去了。 They told me that you went out yesterday.
是的，是的，你看我是怎么留下来的。 Yes, yes, and you see how I've stayed.
因为如果我是这样，那是因为昨天的派对， Because if I'm like this it's because of the big party yesterday,
不是因为化疗。。。 not because of chemotherapy...
我给你带了些东西。 I brought you something.
不，不。。。我不喜欢，琼。 No, no... I don't like it, Joan.
爸爸，这对你有好处。 Dad, it could be good for you.
点燃它。 Light it.
这让我想起了我的大学时光。 It reminds me of my college years.
你抽烟了吗-不几次。 Did you smoke? -No... a couple of times.
来吧，告诉我一些能帮我解决问题的事。 Come on, tell me something that will fix my day.
-你知道吗-什么 -You know what? -What?
A. A...
初学律师在初审时， a beginner lawyer, at his first trial,
他不得不向谋杀案的证人询问一些问题。 He had to ask the witness of a murder some questions.
他问：“你能描述一下嫌疑犯吗？” He asked: "Could you describe the suspect?"
那个男人回答说：“他高高的，深色的头发……还有胡子。”。 And the man answered: "He was tall, dark hair... and he had a beard".
律师非常紧张，问道：“是男人还是女人？” And the lawyer, who was very nervous, asks: "Was it a man or a woman?"
你知道今天发生了什么吗？我不知道，我感到紧张。 And you know what happens today? I don't know, I feel nervous.
该研究所从基金会中挑选奖品。 The institute chooses a prize from a foundation.
今天法院来评估中心。 And today the court comes to assess the center.
一切都必须完美。这关系到很多事情。 Everything has to go perfectly. There's a lot at stake.
还有那些总是被开除的学生，你会怎么做？ And the students who are always in the expelled room, what will you do?
闭嘴，闭嘴-梅里可以照顾他们。 Shut up, shut up. -Merli can take care of them.
那么现在我要照顾有问题的学生了？ So now I have to take care of troubled students?
和他们呆在一起，分散他们的注意力，不要吵闹。 Stay with them, distract them, make no noise.
我们想要什么-制造一些噪音！ What do we want? -Make some noise!
很好，很好。去，跟我来，麻风病人。 Perfect, very good. Go, follow me, lepers.
费伦！欢迎来到Angel Guimerá！ Ferran! Welcome to Ángel Guimerà!
我以为你会用点心欢迎我们。。。 I thought you would welcome us with something to snack on...
-这个小团体在做什么-我不知道。 -What is this little group doing? -I don't know.
Eugeni对她的管理项目太了解了。 Eugeni is too aware of her management project.
好像我不知道他们会把这个地方给谁；这是唯一一个呈现自己的。 As if I didn't know to whom they will give the place; It's the only one that presents itself.
这是唯一的。。。哦，还有其他人吗？ This is the only... Oh, is there someone else?
我想席尔瓦娜说了-席尔瓦娜？ I guess Silvana has spoken. -Silvana?
席尔瓦娜，你能和尼尔呆一个小时吗？ Silvana, can you stay with Nil for an hour?
去吧，尼尔，去吧，我们玩吧。 Go, Nil, go, let's play.
塔妮娅，你已经好几天没跟我说话了。 Tania, you have not spoken to me for days.
好吧，等几个月吧。 Well, wait for months.
哦，这些皮条客正是他们需要的，对吗？ Oh, these pimps are what they need, right?
花一点钱，别那么酷。 Spend a little bad, and not go so much cool.
什么，你知道Gery的事吗？ What, you know something about Gery?
当谈到盖里时，每个人都看着我。我能做到。 When talk of Gery comes out, everyone looks at me. I'm up to the balls.
好了，好了，安静。打扰一下放松，放松。 Okay, okay, quiet. Excuse me. Relax, relax.
怎么了，公牛？你为什么叫我“公牛”？ What's up, bull? Why do you call me "bull"?
因为我看到了你的蛋蛋？ Cause I have seen your balls?