今晚在伦敦 我们有特别的一晚 Tonight in London, we have the night of nights.
该死，这座城市有太多天才了 Damn, there is so much talent in this city.
3A级保镖年度奖项 The Triple-A rated Bodyguard of the Year Awards.
现在，这些奖项被颁发给政府官员保护部门的保镖， Now, these awards are given out to members of the executive protection industry,
那些拥有3A等级评鉴的人 those that carry the Triple-A rating.
这是荣誉的象征 It is the badge of honour.
今晚你最想见到谁，迈克 Who you most excited to see tonight, Mike
哦 我的上帝 Oh, my God.
我是说，这里只有一个最受欢迎的人，史蒂夫 I mean, there is only one white-hot favourite here, Steve.
这位保镖这一年可真够受的 And this bodyguard has had a tremendous year.
他的记录是不可动摇的 His track record is untouchable.
他拥有最好的客户名单 He has had the best client list,
最高超的驾驶操作 the best evasive car manoeuvres,
最精准的射击技术。 the best gun-handling skills.
天啊，他的头发都是最棒的 Christ, he even has the best hair.
他其实还坚持要他的客户系好安全带 And he actually insists his clients wear seatbelts.
这家伙就这麽安全 That's how safe this guy is.
他是不需要介绍的保镖 He's the bodyguard that needs no introduction.
迈克尔·布莱斯显然是今年的热门人选 Michael Bryce is the clear favourite this year.
女士们先生们，欢迎来到第63届年度行政保护奖 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the 63rd annual Executive Protection Awards.
闲话少说，这是年度3A保镖的终极奖项 So without further ado, the final award for the Triple-A Bodyguard of the Year.
获胜者是... And the winner is...
我心目中的英雄 my personal hero.
迈克尔.布莱斯 Michael Bryce
什麽 What
干得好，迈克 Well done, Mike. - Wow
哦 Oh
什... 干得好 What -Good job
什...什麽 Wh...what
噢.哇 Oh, wow.
哦 好重 Oh So heavy
噢.哇 Whoo
哇 我只是……我只是…我只是想… Wow. Uh, I just... I just... I just want to, um...
我只是,嗯…… I just, um...
大流士吗 Darius
黑泽明吗 Kurosawa
迈克尔.先生 Michael-san.
安全出行
为什么你不能保护我
滴答滴答,草泥马 Tick-tock, motherfucker.
你多久做一次这样的梦 And how often do you have this dream
就一次 Just once...
哦，那不是太... Oh, that's not too
一个晚上 a night.
-对-大部分是在我睡觉的时候 Right. -Mostly when I'm asleep.
这就是我的人生 It's what my life was supposed to be.
我本来是最完美的行政保护员 I was the perfect executive protection agent until I lost it all...
直到大流士·金凯德杀了我最重要的客户，我才失去了一切 ..when Darius Kincaid killed my most important client.
大流士金凯德他是你的亲戚吗 Darius Kincaid. Is he a relative of yours
上帝,不 God, no
他是一名杀手，在世界各地犯下了数不胜数的谋杀 He's a hit man wanted for, like, a zillion murders around the world.
这就是为什麽，当我在一次横跨欧洲的玩命行程中保护他， Which is why, when I protected him on a dangerous trip across Europe
这样他就可以在战争罪的法庭上作证...我甚至还为他挨了一枪... so he could give evidence at a war crimes trial - even took a bullet for him, I might add
保镖委员会，他们不会... 他们不会承认 the Bodyguarding Committee, they wouldn't...they wouldn't recognise it.
显然他们不会和反社会者站在同一阵线 Apparently they don't take kindly to protecting sociopaths.
所以两周後，我必须去法庭上争取我的3A级执照 So in two weeks, I have to go in front of a tribunal and try to get my Triple-A rated licence back.
为了应对未来，我们有时必须先面对过去 To deal with the future, we sometimes have to deal with the past.
现在，你有什麽想谈谈你童年的事吗 Now, is there anything you want to talk about from your childhood, perhaps
和我的童年有什麽关系? And my childhood would be relevant how
恩...辩证行为往往起源于一个总是否定你的父亲 Well, quite often validation issues stem from a disapproving father.
我没有辩证行为的问题 I don't have validation issues.
我有执照问题 I have a licensing issue.
我是个无照保镖 I am a bodyguard without a licence.
象是个…跳肚皮舞却没有身体的舞者 That's like being a... a belly dancer without a torso.
迈克尔 你现在在想什麽? What are you thinking about right now, Michael
我在想:你离一扇暴露的窗户只有六英尺远 I'm thinking about the fact that you're seated six feet away from an exposed window
对面的大楼有多个狙击点，最有可能在八楼 with multiple sniper nest positions on the building opposite, most likely on the eighth floor.
居高临下的狙击手更具优势 The additional height gives the marksman an advantage.
我在想:我手边最近的有什麽武器 I'm thinking about the closest available weapon to me right now
我右手边桌上有开封刀 可以当作捅人的工具 The letter opener/ stabbing instrument on the desk to my right.
你呢? What are you thinking about
我觉得你应该暂时忘掉保镖的事 I'm thinking you need to forget bodyguarding for a while
去寻找内在的快乐 and find happiness within.
啥内在 Within what
你的内在 Within yourself
幸福的关键是在于认清你自己 Happiness in who you are.
洗耳恭听 I'm listening.
首先，我认为枪支和暴力正在压迫你的灵魂 Well, first things first -I think all the guns and violence are...weighing on your soul.
所以你得远离这一切，摒除内心的尘嚣 So you need to get away and clear your mind
这样你才能发现未来的自己 and then you can find your future self.
等等，比如说有超能力又有未来感的保镖 Wait, wait, like...like a cool...futuristic bodyguard with superpowers
不...你能不能...别再想保镖的事? No. Will you stop... Stop thinking about bodyguarding.
你有没有梦想假期? Do you have a dream vacation at all
听说意大利每年到这个时节都很美 I've heard Italy is lovely at this time of year.
那麽，"托斯卡纳"怎麽样 So, how about Tuscany
不不，不要"托斯卡纳" 任何有关"托斯卡纳" No, not Tuscany. No Tuscany. Anything but Tuscany.
好喔...呃,卡布里呢? OK. Uh, Capri then
卡布里吗 Capri
你说我这条裤子? Like the pants
而且，很多客户发现给未来的自己写信很有帮助 Also, a lot clients find it helpful writing journal letters to their future self.
或是录下他们自己的语音 Or recording voice memos.
如果我打电话给他呢 What if I call him
我可以给他留下语音频息 I could leave him voice messages.
我一直都带着手机...乔安妮，这很实用 I have my phone with me all the time. Joanne... This is great.
我觉得 我们获得了很大的进展 I feel like we're making really great progress here.
我也是 So do I. Yeah.
你也不需要再来找我了 And don't feel like you need to check in with me again.
我是指，这是你的旅程 I mean, this is very much your journey now.
我的旅程 My journey.
你已经从这旅程毕业了 You've graduated therapy.
毕业了吗? Graduated
跟我重复一次 Repeat after me.
没有 保镖 No bodyguarding.
不.嗯..额...保镖。 N...no... -..buh... . -Bo... Bo...bodyguarding.
很好-嗯 Good -Mmm.
-没有枪 -没有枪 And no guns. -No guns.
等等, 我可以…我能留着我的折叠刀吗 Wait. No, no. Hold on. Can I, uh... Can I keep my penknife, though
是的,你可以…非常实用的工具 Yeah, you can... Very functional tool.
折叠刀可以让我做很多事情 I use it for a variety of different things.
...替你和你未来的自己寻找幸福的事情 Just you and your future self finding happiness within.
这两个人是你现在唯一需要保护的 Those are the only two people that you need to be protecting right now.
对吧? 对 OK -OK.
真不敢相信我完成了我的心理疗程 还毕业了 I can't believe I graduated therapy
我懂 我懂 真的恭喜... I know Congratulations. -It's really...
我的上帝 Jesus Christ
嘈的 Fuck
历经两年严厉的欧盟制裁，希腊的经济急剧下滑， After two years of crippling EU sanctions, Greece's economy has spiralled into freefall,
E U总部 伦伯格
引发了大规模示威和动乱... causing mass demonstrations, civil unrest...
今天，在欧盟总部外，紧张气氛高涨 And today outside the EU headquarters, tensions run high.
随着预期将宣布的进一步严厉制裁 With the expected announcement of yet further crippling sanctions,
希腊的未来前途未卜 Greece's future hangs in the balance.
欧盟主席沃尔特?费歇尔将宣布他的决定 We now cross live as the head of the EU, Mr Walter Fiscer, will announce his decision.
再过四天，也就是本财务年度结束的时候， In four days' time, at the end of the fiscal year,
欧盟将对希腊实施更进一步的经济和金融制裁 the European Union will impose further economic and financial sanctions on the nation of Greece.
不许提问 There will be no questions.
我们要把费希尔先生转移到撤离点 We are moving Mr Fiscer to the extraction point.
准备直升机 Prepare the helicopter.
今天欧盟的制裁发言引发雅典街头的大规模暴动 Today's announcement of further sanctions has led to mass rioting on the streets of Athens
雅典 格里德
数千名抗议者四处进行破坏 with thousands of protesters causing widespread damage.
据报道，欧盟主席沃尔特·菲舍尔在 Walter Fiscer, the head of the EU, has been reported missing amid...
你知道希腊是文明之母吗? Did you know that Greece is the motherland of civilisation?
她给了世界艺术、科学、文化... She gave the world art and...science, culture...
...和悲剧 ..and tragedy.
亚里士多德...如果这是关于那个制裁... Aristotle... if this is about the decision...
你必须扭转结果 You must reverse it.
没办法 There is no way.
这是一次民主投票 It was a democratic vote.
希腊给了你们民主 Greece gave you democracy.
我曾经是个被遗弃的孤儿 I was an orphan, abandoned.
希腊收留了我，给予我一切 Greece took me in, gave me everything.
我无能为力 There is nothing I can do.
我以我的家人发誓 I swear on my family.
拜托 Please
联系卡洛并启动计划 Contact Carlo and initiate the plan.
什麽计划 What plan
你扼杀了我的国家，费希尔先生 You have suffocated my country, Mr Fiscer.
但是记住我的话... But mark my words...
四天后，从你们开始制裁的那一刻 in four days' time, at the exact moment your sanctions will commence,
欧洲的所有基础设施将毁于一旦 all of Europe's infrastructure will burn.
金融市场将崩溃 Financial markets will collapse.
数百万人将失去生命 And millions of lives will be lost.
而希腊将回到她该有的地位，回到文明的中心 While Greece will return to her rightful place as the centre of civilisation
你好 我是迈克尔·布莱斯 Hello. You've reached Michael Bryce.
请留言，祝你有个3A的一天 Please leave a message and have a Triple-A day.
你好，未来的迈克尔 Hey there, future Michael.
我是 现在的迈克尔 It's today Michael.
我不擅长给人好的第一印象 I'm not great at first impressions.
只是想说，你会因为我从治疔中毕业而感到骄傲 I just wanna say that I think you'd be proud to know that I graduated therapy.
我正式休假了，老实说，我真该早点这样做的 I'm officially on sabbatical and, to be honest, I don't know why I didn't do this sooner.
才过了12个小时，世界就变得更美好、更多采多姿了 It's only been 12 hours, but already, the world feels more abundant,
似乎它早就等着我做出改变 as if somehow it's been waiting for me to make this change.
想起我的执照，我问自己: I think about my licence and I ask myself:
“我为什麽这麽激动” "What was I so worked up about"
事实上，自从金凯德杀了黑泽明 In fact, for the first time since Kincaid killed Kurosawa
我开始想象没有保镖、子弹和流血的生活 I'm starting to imagine a life without bodyguarding or guns or blood.
我知道这听起来很疯狂，但这感觉像… know this sounds crazy, but... this really feels like a new be... Let's go, 'Breese'
快走,“小布” Let's go, 'Breese'
我们走!我们走!我们走! -哦 不 Vamonos, vamonos, vamonos -Oh No
哇 嘿! Whoa Hey
花生.. 搞……什麽啦 动起来 What's going on What the... -What's happening -Come on
我认识你...我不认识你? I know you Don't I know you
我是索尼娅金凯德 I'm Sonia Kincaid.
黑手党绑架了我的老公，我们得去救他 The Mafia took my husband. We have to go get him.
不,不,不 我不想淌这浑水 No, no, no. I'm not getting involved in this.
我正在运行严格的心灵任务... I'm under strict psychological orders that...
...你怎麽找到我的? How'd you find me
他妈的在哪儿 Where the fuck is he
等一下 Hold on a second.
我好不容易才离开了他这个梦靥，好吗 Finally Darius isn't haunting my dreams, alright
我不会这麽做的 I'm not doing this.
如果你不帮我 If you don't help me,
就等着我解开皮带 I am gonna put my strap-on on
操爆你的美梦直到它们成为你的噩梦 and I'm gonna fuck your dreams until they wish they were your nightmares.
狗娘养的! Motherfuckers
首先，你的臭嘴需要驱魔 First of all, your mouth needs an exorcism.
其次，他为什麽需要我的帮助 Second of all, why does he need my help
他说"找迈克尔·布里斯" He said, "Get Michael Breese."
他说的-是的 He said that -Yes
我以为他恨我-来吧，我们走 I thought he hated me. -Come on, let's go
你真卑鄙 You are vile
他到底说了什麽? What did he say exactly?
金凯德的语气是什麽? What was Kincaid's tone?
谁他妈在乎 Who gives a fuck
快点啦 上车 我们走 Come on, let's go Get on it
快上!快上! Move, move
拿着枪 Take the gun.
不，我不拿枪了 No, I'm not doing guns right now.
你在开玩笑吗-“我不拿枪了?” Are you kidding me - "I'm not doing guns right now."
我听起来不是那样的 I don't sound like that.
你们这些没用的杂种 You useless fuck
天啊 -我握好了 Jesus I got it.
快点 Hurry up
踩油门，不准碰到我的咪咪 Pedal to the metal and stay away from my boobs
我的天啊 Jesus Christ
挖屋 等等...不，一定有更安全的路下去 Whoa Wait No, no, there's gotta be a safer way down.
肯定有更安全的方法，某处有个开关之类 ……好喔 There's gotta be a safer way, maybe like a switch... OK.
真的吗 喔操 Really Oh
那麽，他在哪里 So, where is he
他们把他从我身边带走了，布里斯 They took him from me, Breese.
熬了这麽多年，本来终于能去度蜜月 We were gonna go on our honeymoon finally, after all these years
我们还没度过蜜月呢 We've NEVER had a honeymoon
本来要去意大利公路旅行的 We were gonna take a road trip through Italy.
这可是我的梦想 你知道的 I always dreamt of it, you know
一切本来都是那麽浪漫，那麽完美 Ay, everything was going to be so romantic, so perfect
然后这个该死的笨蛋不见了 and then this fucking hijo de puta cucaracha motherfucker took off
就在我们正要进行链接 最激情的蜜月晚上 on the most exciting moment of our first night of our honeymoon.
接下来我只知道，电话响了，他被黑手党抓住了 The next thing I know, the phone rings and he's been captured by the Mafia.
宝贝，我需要帮助 Baby, I need help
但他是个工作狂，布里斯 But he's a workaholic, Breese.
我知道他找了份该死的工作 I KNOW he took a motherfucking job
哦，他是个怪物 Oh, he is a monster.
我只是想让他给我提供稳定的生活 I just want him to provide me with the stability
我们需要创建一个家庭 that we need to start a family.
你是说“家人”吗 Did you say 'family'
你这愚蠢的智障 我们想要个孩子 You dumb fuck We're trying to have a baby.
愿上帝怜悯我们的灵魂 May God have mercy on our souls.
我们做得那麽用力，那麽温柔 We have fucked so hard and so tenderly.
在各种地方用各种姿势 …嗯 And in so many different places and positions and... Mmm. Mm-mm.
我还没怀孕呢 And I just haven't gotten pregnant.
你知道 我觉得问题出在哪里吗 You know what I think the problem is
生物学 是的 Biology. -Yeah.
我的...太紧了 Mi diamante is too tight.
你的什麽 Your what
我的逼,草泥马 -哦 -My pussy, motherfucker. -Oh.
我的逼太紧了 My pussy's just too tight.
大流士把他所有的睾丸素都用在他的大男子主义上， And since Darius uses all his testosterone in his macho shit,
那些满腹劳骚的精子在我的阴道半途而废 the whiny sperm abort the mission halfway up my pussy pipe.
该死的 该死的 Goddamn it. -Goddamn it
嗨 Hi.
我会做一个好妈妈的 I'm going to be such a good mother.
我想不出还有比他更好的人了 I can't imagine...anyone gooder.
你有防狼喷雾吗? 我在休假 Do you have pepper spray I'm on sabbatical.
扎雷布 克罗地亚
晚上好,先生们 Good evening, gentlemen.
那是谁 Who's that
你那神秘的老板吗 Your mysterious boss
那个我们永远见不到面的客户 The client we never get to meet
没你的事 Not your concern.
你需要担心的是演示 Your concern is the demonstration.
所以请 演示 So please, demonstrate.
数据连接处总是用碳化钨包裹 Data junctions are always encased in tungsten carbide.
唯一更硬的东西是钻石 The only thing harder...is diamond.
欧洲有数千个数据枢钮 There are thousands of data junctions across Europe,
每一个都按机密坐标定位 each of them located by classified coordinates.
你想要挖的地方越大，你需要的钻头就越大 The bigger the junction you wish to hack, the bigger the drill you will need.
只要上传我定制的幻影H7病毒 Then it's just a matter of uploading my custom-built Phantom H7 virus,
选择攻击半径 selecting the radius of the
将所有联网的东西武器化 weaponising everything connected to the grid,
破坏了该地区的所有电脑、GPS和WIFI crippling every computer, GPS and wi-fi system in the region.
目标锁定 Target locked.
再见 Bye-bye.
满意吗 Satisfied
完美无暇 It's perfect.
非常 Very.
杀死他们 them.
收到目标锁定 Copy that. Target locked.
由于高速电涌摧毁了其电网方圆 5 英里的地区 The city of Zagreb has woken to absolute chaos this morning
萨格勒布市在今天早上醒来时陷入混乱 after a high-velocity surge wiped out a five-mile radius of its power grid.
死亡人数不断上升，现已达到75人 The climbing death toll has now reached 75.
最新的报告透露出 Early reports suggest that
这是因为反常的闪电袭击了数据枢钮所造成的 a freak lightning strike on a data junction was to blame.
什麽? What
不，我他妈需要无时无刻监视我的线人 No, I need round-the-clock surveillance on my informant right fucking now.
奥尼尔先生 Mr O'Neill.
克劳利总长 Superintendent Crowley.
由于半个希腊处于无政府状态 With half of Greece in a state of anarchy,
我希望你有一个很好的理由把我从联合国安全峰会上拉出来 I hope you have a very good reason for pulling me out of a UN security summit.
我当然知道看到新闻了吗 Goddamn right I do. Seen the news
我倾向于同意“闪电摧毁了数据塔” The damage to the data tower's in line with a lightning strike and I'm inclined to agree.
你觉得这个人象被雷击过吗 Does this look like the victim of a lightning strike to you
也很象冈瑟·冯·韦伯 It also looks like Gunther Von Weber.
他因入侵、渗透、破坏世界上最安全的网络系统 He's wanted in 16 countries for hacking,infiltrating and undermining
而被16个国家通辑 the world's most secure cyber systems.
嘿, 伊凡·德拉戈 Hey, Ivan Drago.
你在哪里发现这尸体的 Where'd you find this body
你说啥... 他说什麽? What'd you say What'd he say
他说 是，旁那个的 Said he found it next to the data tower.
你他妈 刚才说了什麽 What the fuck did you just say
他在数据塔旁找到了他 He found him next to the data tower.
哦，在数据塔旁边 Oh, next to the data tower.
你到底想说什麽 Where are you going with this
我的意大利线人打电话说 My Italian informant called and specified
四天内会发生大规模网络攻击 there was a large-scale cyber attack in four days.
奥尼尔先生，我们已经多次警告你 Mr O'Neill, you have been warned repeatedly that
与未经批准的待罪线人打交道是违反规定的 it's against protocol to deal with unsanctioned criminal informants.
听着，我来欧洲一个月了 Listen, I have been in Europe for a month,
你们欧洲人整天只会看那智障足球 and the only thing you people do is watch fucking soccer.
而且没有一个酒吧有"山姆·亚当斯"(酒) Not one bar carries Sam Adams.
那你至少让我按我们波士顿的风格做事，好吗? So the least you could do is let me do what we do in Boston, OK
我们和坏人合作，抓更坏的人 We work with the bad guys to get the worse guys.
这只是第一次实验 This was a trial run,
卡洛已被要求明天晚上购买在波托菲诺下个坐标。 and Carlo has been asked to buy the next coordinates tomorrow night in Portofino.
好吧，你想要什麽 Alright, what do you want
我要一间办公室，一支特警队，还有无限的预算 I want an office, I want a SWAT team, I want an unlimited budget.
如果我破了这个案子 And if I solve this case,
我希望你把我送回波士顿 I want you to send me back to Boston.
我给你24小时和一辆监控车 I'll give you 24 hours and a surveillance van.
我需要一个翻译 I need a translator.
你可以用我的 You can have mine.
我想找一个会说英语的 I was hoping one that spoke English.
盯着他 Keep an eye on him.
嗯 他们怎麽称呼你 Hmm. What do they call you
Ailso Ailso.
“混蛋” 'Asshole'
Ailso Ailso.
这是一个传统的苏格兰名字 It's a traditional Scottish name.
好了,威廉·华莱士，准备好直升机 Alright, William Wallace. Warm up the chopper.
我们要去意大利 We're going to Italy.
大流士·金凯德 Darius Kincaid.
有只小鸟告诉我你进城了 A little birdie told me that you were in town.
还记得我吗 Remember me
你的老朋友，卡洛 Your old pal, Carlo.
我记得杀光了一群为你工作的兔崽子 I remember killing a bunch of motherfuckers who worked for you.
我也记得 I remember that too.
我来介绍你认识下我的朋友，泰拉奇纳的屠夫 Now I'd like to introduce you to my friend, the butcher of Terracina.
这让我想起了酒店的水疗中心 This reminds me of the spa back at the hotel.
真的吗 Really
才怪 Not at all.
这些小鸡头正掌握着我亲爱的蟑螂 These are the tiny cockheads that are holding my cucaracha.
等等，卡普里的人是谁 Wait - who were the guys back in Capri
他们太粗鲁了，布莱斯 They were so rude, Breese.
你相信他们当中一个人抓了我的屁股吗 Can you believe one of them grabbed my ass
哇喔... 我的妈阿 Whoa, whoa... Oh, my God.
好吧，让我们炸了这该死的… OK, let's blast this motherf...
哇,哇,哇,好,先别 Whoa Whoa, whoa. OK, look. No..
你进去开枪，他们会在里面乱开枪，那大流士就拜拜了 You go in there guns blazing, they're gonna get trigger-happy inside, then it's bye-bye, Darius.
他要见我，他需要我 He asked for me. He needs me.
所以我们要按我的方式来 So we're gonna do this my way.
也就是说没有杀戮，没有枪支，没有血迹 That means no killing, no guns, and no blood.
无聊总是最好的，听懂吗? Boring is always best. Understood
当然不懂…… Of course not. What...
我的天 Jesus Christ
他妈的 Fuck.
哇呼 Yoo-hoo
哈罗，帅哥们 Hello, boys
我好象迷路了 I got a little lost.
你好 我是迈克尔·布莱斯 Hello. You've reached Michael Bryce.
请留言，祝你有个3A的一天 Please leave a message and have a Triple-A day.
嘿,未来迈克 Hey, future Mike
是我 It's me
听着，我知道保镖审查委员会不会看好这事 Listen, I know the Bodyguard Review Board would not look favourably on this, but, uh...
但是..我得从我的休假中休假了 ..but I had to take a sabbatical from my sabbatical.
发生了些我无法控制的事情 Something's come up beyond my control.
总之，我不是在当保镖 Anyway, I'm not bodyguarding.
我只是在帮一个人 I'm just helping this guy out.
因为…稍等下 Because... One sec.
这还活着 He's still alive.
否则他那更可怕的妻子就会鸡奸我的梦想 Because the alternative is his even scarier wife sodomising my dreams.
那可真会阻碍我的转化 That's really gonna get in the way of my transformation.
我喜欢现在正在做的事情吗? Do I love what I'm doing right now
绝对不是 Absolutely not.
还活着 Still alive.
但我觉得你会对我的忠于自己感到骄傲 But I think you'd be pretty proud of me for staying true to my journey.
我们过会儿再聊 Talk to ya soon.
你..做了什麽 What have you done
这些混蛋太放肆了 These fuckers got a little bit too fresh.
我特别说过不许杀人、不许见血、不许开枪 I specifically said no killing, no blood and no guns.
我又没在休假 I'm NOT on sabbatical.
你的衬衫在哪里 Where is your shirt
搞定它 Deal with it
宝贝 Baby
*我一直在心里和你在一起* *I've been alone with you inside my mind *
*在梦里我吻了你的唇千次…* * And in my dreams I've kissed your lips A thousand times... *
呵 等下 Uh...hang on.
他妈在这里干嘛? What the fuck is he doing here
你听起来应该在说 谢谢 I believe it's pronounced 'thank you'.
什麽? 感谢我救了你的命 For what -For saving your life.
一遍又一遍 Again and again and again.
我从来没让你去救人 I never asked you to save shit
宝贝，迈克尔·布莱斯怎麽会在这里 Baby, what in the absolute fuck is Michael Bryce doing here
你说"宝贝，给我接迈克尔·布里斯" You said, "Baby, get me Michael Breese"
什麽 What
不不，不不，我说… No No, no, no, no, no. I said...
宝贝，我需要帮助 No No, no, no, no, no. I said... Baby, I need help.
随便找个人 Get anyone...
除了"迈克尔·布莱斯"都可以 ".. BUT Michael Bryce."
什麽?他不是救了你这小屁蛋吗 What Didn't he save your cucaracha's ass
不代表我要和他做"最好的朋友" Doesn't mean I gotta be best friends with him.
他是地球上最烦人的混蛋 He is the most annoying motherfucker on planet Earth.
打扰一下 Excuse me
我的听力是20/20 I have 20/20 hearing.
我能听见你说话 这些死人都能听见你 I can hear you. The dead guys can hear you.
你说我是地球上最烦人的混蛋是什麽意思 And what do you mean, I'm the most annoying motherfucker on planet Earth, huh
你有多少次差点害死我 How many times have you nearly got me killed
不够多 Not enough
宝贝快走，在他做安全带演习之前离开这里 Come on, baby, let's get out of here before he starts the in-flight safety demonstration.
你用胡椒喷雾? Are you using pepper spray
我在休假 I'm on sabbatical.
我在努力寻找我精神上的清醒...清醒… And, uh, I'm trying to find my spiritual awake...awake...
笑死 草尼马的智障.. Motherfucker, you wouldn't know chi if you fucked...
我没必要来这的 I didn't have to be here, you know.
我本来在享受双眼敷着清凉小黄瓜 I...I had fresh cucumbers on my eyes
穿着一件亚麻长袍，针线数高得离谱 I had a linen robe with an insanely high thread count.
就象睡在软绵绵的云朵上 It was like sleeping in a cloud
嗨, 小傻逼 Namaste, motherfucker.
大流士? Darius
这真是太珍贵了 Well, this is just precious.
你能别抱怨了吗 Will you stop whining
杀手，保镖和骗子女人 The hit man, the bodyguard and the con woman.
你们这群蠢货刚杀了卡洛 You dumb fucks just killed Carlo,
那个要把我送回家的线人 the informant that was gonna punch my ticket home.
你他妈是谁 Who the fuck are you
国际刑警探员鲍比·奥尼尔这就是我 Interpol Agent Bobby O'Neill. That's who the fuck I am.
我知道你们三个混蛋是谁 And I know who all three of you shitheads are.
迈克尔·布莱斯 Michael Bryce.
3A评级的保镖 Triple-A rated bodyguard.
社区的支柱 Pillar of the community.
正是在下,真谢谢你 Present, thank you.
同时搞丢了保护执照，因为霰弹杀手威利杀死了黑泽明 Only I know you lost your licence to protect when Shotgun Willie there killed Kurosawa.
不，不，还在审查中，好吗? No, no, that's under review,
金凯德开枪了 -此外，你还在接客户 OK Kincaid took that shot... Moreover...you're still taking clients
拿个名字出来 Name...one.
曼达拉的苏丹 The Sultan of Mandara.
布鲁塞尔 Brussels.
陛下，我是迈克尔·布莱斯，您的行政保护员 Your Majesty, I'm Michael Bryce, your executive protection agent.
接触,接触 Contact, contact
那可是重罪，伙计 That's a felony, pal.
他妈的布鲁塞尔，他妈的 Fucking Brussels Fuck
至於你们俩，你们要在监狱里待上十亿年 As for you two, you're looking at about a billion years in prison.
但今天是你的幸运日，因为我不会让你上电椅 But today's your lucky day, because instead of going to the electric chair,
我会给你一次赎罪的机会 I'm gonna give you a shot at redemption.
我得到了一个神秘大人物的情报 Now, I got intel on a mystery big shot
他即将发动一场全面的网络攻击 that's about to launch a full-scale cyber attack.
本来由线人卡洛买下有攻击坐标的硬盘，不过他现在死了 Carlo, my now-dead informant, was gonna buy a hard drive containing the coordinates of the attack.
干嘛一直看我? 我又没碰卡洛 Why are you looking at me I didn't touch Carlo.
但现在，多亏你们血洗大屠杀，这一切都无望了 But now, thanks to your bloodbath, that can't happen,
现在由你们这群混蛋负责去波多里诺买回硬盘 so you assholes are going to Portofino and you're gonna make the buy instead.
呃,鲍比……可以开个小窗口吗 Uh, Bob...quick sidebar
听我说，首先，如果别送我进监狱 我很乐意延后一下我的假期 Listen, uh, first off, I'm happy to postpone my sabbatical if it's gonna keep me outta jail,
但我觉得，你真的需要重新考虑一下要不要和这些人合作 but I think, you know, you should really reconsider working with these guys.
我不想去波多里诺 I don't wanna go to Portofino.
因为他们，你知道…他妈的疯了 'Cause they're, you know... fucking crazy.
好,脑筋急转弯 OK, cum-for-brains.
你要当这个卡洛的英国情妇的蠢保镖 You are gonna be the goofy bodyguard for Carlo's British mistress
而这个臭脾气要把硬盘弄出来 while grumpy pants here makes sure that hard drive gets out.
明白了吗 Are we clear
我们可以拿着钱跑路，宝贝 We could take the money and run, baby.
我不想再逃跑了，大流士 I'm tired of running, Darius.
啊,克鲁利总长 你 你好... Ah, Superintendent Crowley. How...how nice.
奥尼尔 你时间到了 Mr O'Neill. Time's up.
不,不,我正在寻找一条有力的线索 No, no, no. I'm working a strong lead here.
一个港口发生了抢劫案 There's been a robbery at a shipping port
情报显示这可能和这个案子有关 and our intelligence suggests it may be related to this case.
你已被重新分配新的任务了 You've been reassigned.
如果你能再给我24小时… If you could just give me 24 more hours...
我说时间到了 -收到 I said, "Time's up." -Yeah.
他妈的 Fuck
我不想去波多里诺 当他的婊子 I don't wanna go to Portofino as his bitch
这本该是我的蜜月 This was supposed to be my honeymoon
如果有人在楼上怎麽办 What if somebody's upstairs
闭嘴 Shut up.
好 OK.
计划微变 -好的 Slight change of plans. -Yeah.
我被指派了去另一个线索，但这并不能改变现在的情况，懂? I've been assigned another lead, but that does not change what's going on right here, OK
肖恩·康纳利会给你一大笔钱让你完成交易 Now, Sean Connery here is gonna give you a bunch of money to make the buy.
如果你不明白她在说什麽，欢迎你加入她的俱乐部 And if you don't understand what she says, well, welcome to the fucking club.
潜规则金凯德是违反规矩的
啥? What
你要操金凯德的菊花...? You're gonna fist Kincaid's glory hole
嘿 没人去操金凯德的菊花 Hey Nobody touches Kincaid's glory hole.
那是我的工作 That's my job.
我认为任何人都不应该得到那份工作 I don't think anyone should have that job.
看到了吗? 这是你要用来买硬盘的资金 See that - It's your buy money.
少了一毛钱，敢擅离职守 One dime goes missing, you try to go AWOL,
我就把他妈的全球通辑印在你们屁股上 and I'm gonna slap global red fucking notices on all your asses.
哦,不 Oh, no
这是什麽? 诺基亚? 我不知道怎麽用这东西 What is this, a Nokia I don't know how to work this thing
看着我 看着我 -我在看你 Look at me. Look at me. -I'm looking at you.
和我保持密切联系，明白吗? You stay in close contact with me, you understand
我会一直给你打电话 -闭嘴! I'll call you all the time. -Shut up.
我叫你，你就回答 When I call, you answer.
而你，资源比较贫乏一点 And you, resources are kind of low.
我希望你享受你的交通工具 I want you to enjoy your transportation.
别搞砸了 Do not fuck this up.
我们肯定会搞砸的 Oh, we are DEFINITELY going to fuck this up.
我是说，看看你给我带来的这两个人 I mean, look at the two people you're saddling me with.
把你的屁股移到波多里诺 Get your asses to Portofino
我们逃出去的机会是零 Zero chance we're making it out of this room.
他还不如雇一只脑残的猫 He may as well hire a brain-damaged kitten.
该死的蜜月结束了 The fucking honeymoon is over
我知道有些人会在婚礼上临场退缩 I understand some people get cold feet on their wedding day,
但我从没想过你会在蜜月洞房夜退缩 but I would have never thought that you'd get cold dick on our honeymoon night.
宝贝，宝贝，我说了我很抱歉 Baby, baby, I said I was sorry.
抱歉是不够的 Sorry's not good enough
我要一个解释你他妈的去哪了 I want an explanation. Where the fuck were you
你去哪了，大流士只是告诉她 Where were you, Darius Just tell her.
我找了份工作，好吗 I took a job, OK
操你-嘿,嘿 Fuck you -Hey, hey
去你的，去你的 Fuck you, fuck you
现在是时候谈谈安全带规则了 Now's a good time to talk about the seatbelt rule.
也许现在是时候谈谈"闭嘴"规则了 Perhaps now's a good time to talk about the shut-the-fuck-up rule.
我这麽说是因为她开得象碰撞测试假人 I'm just saying it because she's driving like a crash test dummy.
别批评我老婆的驾驶，混蛋 Do not criticise my wife's driving, motherfucker
嘘,嘘,嘘 Hush, hush, hush
你知道我刚意识到什麽吗 Do you know what I just realised
我不会让你们这群疯子毁了我的生活 I'm not gonna let you crazy motherfuckers ruin my shit.
我要把这当做一次意大利之旅， I'll treat this as a lovely road trip through Italy
假装你还是我忠诚的丈夫 and I'll just pretend that you are still my devoted husband.
我是啊? I am
而你，布里斯，…你是长得象人的行李 And you, Breese, you will be... You will be the human luggage.
就这样 我们正在度蜜月 Yes. We are now on honeymoon.
首先，这是一项任务 First of all, it's a mission.
再来，我对心理医生发誓过不当保镳， Second of all - and just so we're clear - I promised my therapist no bodyguarding,
所以我也没在保护谁… 这不是任务，这是度蜜月 so I'm not protecting either of... This is not mission This is honeymoon
我嘈... 嘿，看路啊 What the fuck Hey, eyes on road
看着路 Eyes on road
婴儿需要在充满刺激的环境中出生 Babies need to be created in a stimulating environment.
观光、购物、美食一定会唤醒我 I must be aroused by sightseeing, shopping, fine dining.
但我们正式开始度蜜月了 But we are officially on honeymoon.
真的吗 她刚刚说“美食”吗 For real -Did she say 'fine dining'
我们不要这样做伙计们，我们先把注意力放在路上哦 Let's not do that. Guys, let's just focus on the road here. Oh.
好 Alright.
我可以的 I got it.
不,我可以的 你们…你们尽管做吧 No, it's fine. You guys just... You guys have at it.
也许踩一下刹车 Maybe feather the brake a bit.
也许踩一下刹车!! Maybe feather the brake a bit
把你的手机借我用一下 Yo, let me borrow your phone.
你为什麽要骗她，你在说什麽 Why'd you lie to her -Fuck are you talking about
你刚才骗了她 你没有在工作 You lied to her back there. You weren't on a job.
你怎麽知道? And how would you know that
因为当一个人说谎的时候，会有22种身体暗示 Because there's, like, 22 body indications when somebody lies
而你有...40种 Band you exhibited...40.
如果你跟索尼娅说一个字，我就发明新方法杀了你 If you say one word to Sonia about this, I'll invent new ways to kill your ass.
哇 Wow.
大流士，你一定干了什麽过分的事 You must have done something really serious, Darius.
诚实才是最好的策略 Honesty's the best policy.
我才不会参考一个单身鲁蛇的感情建议 I don't take relationship advice from single motherfuckers.
不是我要打电话 快去快回 I don't have a calling plan. Make it quick.
是的，我在想我能不能… Yeah, I was just wondering if I could...
我找了份工作，好吗 I took a job, OK
波多里诺有水景，应该很适合...你要去哪里? has water views, which means it's perfect for... -Oh, shit. -Where you going
索尼娅?搞啥? Sonia What the fuck
你最好祈祷这份工作值得你这麽做，混蛋 You better hope that job's worth it, motherfucker
什麽工作 What job
你他妈是谁 Who the fuck is this
下午 2 点我们的“卡门”有空 We have an availability for 'Carmen' at 2pm.
谁他妈是“卡门” Who the fuck is Carmen
呃，歌剧《卡门》的票 Uh, tickets to the opera 'Carmen'.
你不是想要两张吗? And you wanted two, no
我爱“卡门” I love 'Carmen'
我爱‘卡门’ I love 'Carmen'
*如果你不喜欢……* *Si tu ne m'aimes pas... *
那砰砰砰是什麽声音 我不能停 What's that thumping I can't stop.
我的心跳停不下来 那是什麽? My head is beating. What is that Huh
是那个白痴 It's the idiot.
你们…他妈的疯了吗 Are you people...fucking insane
嘿，讲话小心点 Hey, watch your mouth
我把你从街上捡起来，没让你中暑 I picked you up from the street, saved you from sunstroke
现在你却说我疯了? and now you're calling me insane
中暑.. Sunstroke
把狗丢在没冷气的车里都有可能坐牢了 You could go to jail for leaving a dog in a hot car.
更别提 我被逼听着你们性爱产生的心理阴影 And don't even get me started on the psychological ramifications of what I heard you two doing.
噢,该死的-那是’华伦天奴‘吗 Oh, goddamn - Is that Valentino
它是我的 No, it's mine.
你把钱花掉了? Did...did you spend the buy money
得了吧，他们也希望我们消费一下的 Come on, they totally expect us to spend SOME of it.
不，不，很显然...我会用我的毕生积蓄来赔偿的 No, no, obviously... I'll cover it with my life savings.
这点子不错 I think that's a great idea.
我得打个电话 ，真希望我也有一些毕生积蓄 Just gonna make a call. Wish I had some life savings.
你好 我是迈克尔·布莱斯 Hello. You've reached Michael Bryce.
请留言，祝你有个3A的一天 Please leave a message and have a Triple-A day.
我们正在运行的那个小任务 That little mission we're on Well,
嗯,我们……我们彻底偏离了轨道 we're... We're way off course.
连路都看不见了 Can't even see the course anymore.
或者听我说 Or hear it, for that matter.
我的耳朵还在嗡嗡地响着... Uh, my ears are still ringing from...
..因为激烈的性交导致了翻滚的四重高潮 ..from ferocious sexual intercourse leading to a rolling quadruple climax.
不说了,只是在发泄情绪 Anyway, I'm venting.
我不想对你发泄，所以我晚点再来找你 I don't wanna vent to you, so I'll catch up with you later.
噢, 妈的 Oh, shit
你在跟谁说话 Who were you talking to
这是一个秘密 It's a secret.
我知道你的秘密 I know your secret.
你是如此孤独，才会这样自言自语 You are so lonely that you were talking to yourself.
哈 Hah
听着，布里斯，你真的伤了我的心 Listen, Breese, you really hurt my feelings.
你真的认为我疯了吗 Do you really think I am crazy
不 No
我认为你...异常好斗，暴力 I think you're... unusually aggressive, violent,
以一种不可预测的方式 but in an unpredictable way.
我会是个好妈妈的 I would make a great mother.
你不觉得我会是个好妈妈吗 Don't you think I'd make a great mother
天啊，有你做主人的孩子会很幸运的 Oh, my God, a child would be so lucky to have you as its host.
谢谢你,Breese Thank you, Breese.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
一定是因为你...极度的没性吸引力 It must be your... powerful asexuality
成就了你如此优秀的倾听者 that makes you such a good listener.
小姐请让开 这里是军事犯罪现场 Please step away, miss. This is a military crime scene.
他妈的挥动球棒。 Swing the fucking bat.
让我猜一猜克劳力给了我们一条线索 Let me guess. Crowley gave us a shit lead.
没人愿意告诉我里面有什麽 No-one will tell me what was inside.
那是一艘机密的军用船 It was a classified military shipment.
看来被雷击了两次喔 Seems lightning strikes twice.
我们得弄到那张装箱清单 We need to get that packing slip.
该怎麽做? 鲍比先生 How do you propose we do that, Mr Bobby
声东击西 We need a distraction.
什麽 What
天啊，你在瞎搞什么 Jesus, what the fuck are you doing
这些小混蛋 Sonofabitch.
我上次看到这样的东西时，布鲁斯威利还在陨石上钻洞 Last time I saw something like this, Bruce Willis was drilling a hole in an asteroid.
罗马 国际刑警情报站
鲍比，我很高兴你打电话来 Bobby, I'm glad you called.
听着，这是个钻石钻头 Listen, it's a diamond-tipped drill.
我知道这之间有关联，但这个钻头太他妈大了 And I know there's a link, but this drill was fucking massive.
你是对的 You were right.
我们在罗马办公室监听到一些对话 We picked up some chatter in our Rome office.
那些黑帮正暗中在波多里诺进行交易 The Mob are making a buy in Portofino.
交易一个超大数据枢钮的坐标 They're purchasing classified coordinates of a large-scale data grid.
我们在那里有一个监视小组 We've got a surveillance team there...
波多里诺有我们的小队? -对，我正在过去的路上 We have a team in Portofino -Yeah, moving into position now.
去准备直升机 ，去准备直升机 Get the chopper. - Get the chopper.
鲍比 Oh, Bobby
若真如你所说， If this actually turns out to be what you say it is,
我就亲自把你调回波士顿， I will personally make sure you get your transfer back to Boston.
长官大人，我不知道该怎麽感谢你了 Oh, ma'am, I can't thank you enough. Thank you so much.
谢谢你, 长官大人 Thank you, ma'am.
准备出发去波多里诺 We're going to Portofino
波托菲诺 意大利
咱们扮演一下角色 Let's get into character.
我是你的保镖 I'm the bodyguard.
我们来听听卡洛情妇的英国腔怎麽样 Now let's hear the British accent of Carlo's mistress.
我的英国血统道地纯正，你个操蛋 My British accent is perfect, you fucking cunt.
...跳过英国腔直接进到我们被处决的部分吧 Let's skip the British accent and go straight to being brutally executed.
视野还行吧，小滴 How's the sight line, D
严密守护着我的翘臀..线人中 Mm-mm. - Just protecting my asset.
我们是来见"弗拉基米尔"的 We're here to see Vladimir.
我是她的保镖 I'm the bodyguard.
安全检查 Security check.
两分锺 Two minutes out.
克劳力总长的人已经就定位了 Crowley's got a team in place.
我们得取消交易 We gotta call off the buy.
如果她发现我雇了那三个白痴… If she finds out I've got those shitheads working for me...
他不接电话 He's not answering the phone.
我是怎麽跟他说的? 接起他妈的诺基亚 What did I tell him? Burner phone. Pick it up
给你，先生 -非常感谢 Here you go, sir. -Thank you very much.
干的好 Great work.
耶! Yeah
爽啦 好爽 Yeah. Yeah
喔 惨了 -怎么了 Oh, shit -What's wrong
是我的旧客户 Just a former client.
没事的，他没发现我 It's fine -he didn't see me.
你一定是"弗拉基米尔" You must be Vladimir.
我代卡洛致上最诚挚的问候 Carlo sends his regards.
他认为我比较不引人注目 He thought I would attract less attention.
那他错了 Well, he thought wrong
但不会有人抱怨的嘿 But nobody's complaining.
草尼马的 Sonofabitch.
你连接上监控画面了吗? You have the security feed yet
正在取得串流中 Getting it now.
他们完成交易并离开俱乐部前，都别行动 Don't move till the buy is made and they're out of the club.
那里太多平民了 -收到 There's too many civilians. -Roger that.
这些是欧洲数据枢钮的坐标 These are the classified coordinates to the entire European data grid.
行吗? OK
等 等 等会儿 No, no, no, no, no.
这两个已经近距离配对好了 These are proximity paired.
所以在买家用指纹解除手环前 Until the buyer's fingerprint disarms the bracelet,
我建议你别让手提箱距离你超过5公尺，15秒 I suggest you do not let the briefcase out of 5-metre radius for more than 15 seconds.
不然手环会爆炸 If you do, bracelet explodes.
拿紧一点吧 Keep it close
这张漂亮的脸蛋被炸成碎片会很可惜呢 It will be a shame for that beautiful face to be disintegrated by TNT.
嘿 嘿 嘿 嘿 ha ha ha
卧槽 The fuck
我现在就想爆了这几只草尼马们的头 I should just pop this motherfucker right now.
地址呢? 喔对，送货地址哈 Address -Oh, the delivery address
在佛罗伦斯 In Florence.
明天和买家在卢多维科的画廊拍卖会上见面 You will deliver to the buyer tomorrow at the Ludovico Gallery auction.
我最爱佛罗伦斯了 Ah, I love Florence
我喜欢画廊、博物馆和美丽的文化 I adore galleries and museums and culture.
迈克尔·布莱斯! Michael Bryce
你认错了 You have me confused with someone else.
不，我永远不会忘记那张救我於绝望深渊中的脸 No, no, I'd never forget the face of the man who saved my life in my darkest hour.
兄弟来吧, 来玩吹吹乐 Come on, bro Let's do some blow together.
迈克尔·布莱斯 Michael Bryce
他不是因为黑泽明死了而被取消执照吗? Didn't he lose his licence when Kurosawa was killed
不，不，他认错人了 No, no, he's got me mistaken for someone else.
我告诉过你，那是迈克尔·布莱斯 I told you, it's Michael Bryce
郑重声明，审查都还没开始 For the record, that's pending review.
滚开 Fuck off
嘿，我是迈克尔·布莱斯... Hey, guys, it's Michael Bryce
卡洛干嘛雇一个无照保镖来保护他老婆? Why would Carlo hire an unlicensed bodyguard to protect the love of his life
没错!你被炒了! Right You're fired.
你才他妈去吃路边吃大便 You're fucking fired
哦，有道理，小宝贝 Oh, that's true, baby.
卡洛明明就比较喜欢年轻的妹子 Carlo always has preferred younger women.
不好意思 Excuse me
我看过他把30多岁的女人 I've seen him with a woman in her 30s,
但不会把这麽老的 but never this old.
嘿嘿 永远不会 Never
不，不，别……别笑 No, no, no, no. No, no. Don't...don't laugh.
-来了来了 -这老太婆 Here it comes. - Old lady, right
你他妈的刚刚说什麽? What the fuck did you just say?
你这个指恋癖 操蛋猴子 吹驴屌的草尼马 you finger-licking shit monkey donkey-blowing motherfucker
这听起来很墨西哥 That sounded really Mexican.
真骚 Shit.
有麻烦了 We have a problem.
这他妈是个圈套 This is a fucking set-up.
可真别说，你这中二仔 You don't fucking say, vape juice
把箱子拿回来 Get that case off her.
他妈打电话给卡洛 Get me Carlo on the phone
...开始...了 And here we go.
操 Shit
清空屋子 Clear the room.
上! 行动!行动! Let's go. Move Move
布莱斯 枪! Breese The gun
能帮个忙吗，金凯德? Feel like giving me a hand, Kincaid
还3A级咧, 吃屎吧 Triple-A, my ass.
所有国际刑警，你们被授权 All Interpol agents, you are authorised.
射杀目标 Shoot to kill.
国际刑警，别碍事好吗? Interpol. Get the fuck out now.
操 操! Shit. Shit
敬我这辈子最棒的一晚!! Greatest night of my life Aaggh
布莱斯! Breese
操 Fuck
布莱斯 手提箱! Breese The case Come on
臭婊子 去死啦 Bitch
回来 Get back
别挡路 Get out of the way
让让! Move Move
再说一次我几岁 臭婊子! Say my age, bitch
哦，不，不 Oh, no, no
布莱斯,我饿了 Breese, I'm famished.
还是很墨西哥 Still Mexican.
可以走了吗? Shall we go now
马上到码头去 Get to the fucking dock now
布莱斯! 布莱斯! Breese Breese
别挡路 让开 让开! Get out of the way Move Move
布莱斯，我的宝贝! 醒醒 坚持住，布莱斯 Breese, my baby, wake up Stay with me, Breese
这里走 This way.
这里走 快来 This way Come on
拜托给我他妈的让开 Out of my fucking way, please
目标正前往岸边 Target heading for the water.
快走! Let's go
布莱斯 Breesey
不，你不能死在我面前，小布 No, no, no, you can't die on me, Breesey
你是唯一了解我的人 You're the only one who understands me
宝贝 小布 Baby... Come on, Breese -Baby
快回来我们身边 Come back to us -Baby, he's gone.
宝贝 他去了 Baby, he's gone.
不准这麽说 Don't say that
可以帮小布说一些好的哀悼文吗 You'd better say something nice about my Breesey.
迈克尔曾... Michael was...
非常小心 very careful.
没错,他曾是很谨慎的人 Yes, he was.
他超爱安全带 He loved seatbelts.
呜 他真的很喜欢安全带 He did love seatbelts so very much.
嗯嗯 Mm-hm.
尘归尘，土归土 Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
我们会一辈子铭记与你一起度过的时光 We will never forget the time you spent with us.
说得太美了 That was beautiful.
你应该去当牧师的 You should have been a priest.
好了 咱们把他扔进海里吧 OK, let's toss his ass in and bounce.
你们到底有什麽毛病 What in the absolute fuck is wrong with you people
嘿，我们帮你海葬了 -海葬 Hey, we gave you a sea burial -A sea burial
你那时没有心跳了 Well, you didn't have a heartbeat
我身上穿着凯夫拉尔防弹衣! I'm wearing fucking Kevlar
这几位是你的特勤 These were your operatives.
我从没见过他们 I've never seen them before.
这部诺基亚只有一个来电号码 就是你的 Only one number called this phone that Michael Bryce was in possession of and it was yours.
离袭击发生还有不到两天的时间 We have less than two days before this attack happens.
两天 -我给过你机会 Two days. -I gave you a chance.
你背着我私下雇了两名罪犯，和一个无照保镖 You went behind my back and you employed two criminals and an unlicensed bodyguard
现在关键证据掉在他们手上 and now they're in possession of critical evidence.
据我所知，他们还可能参与这次网络攻击 For all I know, they could be in on the cyber attack.
他们没有参与袭击，相信我 他们都是智障 They're not in on the attack, trust me. They're idiots.
这件事你知道吗? Did you know about this
她跟这事没关系 -是的，我知道 She had nothing to do with it. -Yes, I did.
对大流士、索尼娅、迈克尔 发出红色通辑令 Put out a global red notice on Darius Kincaid, Sonia Kincaid and Michael Bryce.
我们有麻烦了 We have a problem.
三个不明身分的逃犯带着坐标跑了 Three unknown fugitives escaped with the coordinates.
现场到处都是国际刑警 Interpol were all over the scene.
看来我们之中有只老鼠 Seems that we have a rat.
给我接通卡洛 Get me Carlo on the phone.
先生，卡洛死了 Sir, Carlo's dead.
我们只有48小时，每过一秒， We have 48 hours and every moment that goes by,
本该骄傲的希腊人就变得更卑微 the proud men and women of Greece fall lower on their knees.
只有两个人知道交易的事 Only two people knew about the buy.
卡洛... Carlo...
和你啊 and you.
我发誓我永远不会背叛你 I swear I would never betray you
你就是特洛伊木马 You are a Trojan horse
找到那些逃犯并杀死他们 Find the fugitives. Kill them.
给我拿来那个手提箱 I need the briefcase.
这怎么回事? What is that
“国际刑警组织发布红色通辑令，一名女骗子...” Interpol has issued red notices for the hit man, a con woman...
他们从哪儿弄到这张照片的? 那张拍得很丑 Where did they get that picture? That's terrible
“还有一个鲁莽无证的保镖” and a reckless unlicensed bodyguard.
那审查明明就还没开始.. That is pending fucking review.
这就是我们帮这些混蛋的下场 See, that's what we get for trying to help these motherfuckers.
去他们的，我们能去度完蜜月吗宝贝? You know, fuck 'em Can we go finish our honeymoon, babe
和手上的炸弹一起吗? 不能 With explosives on my wrist No
我们得把这狗屎送到神秘人物手上，我的子宫才有办法松一下 We're taking this shit to the mystery big shot so my uterus can relax.
你要来吗 -哦，我要来了 Are you coming -Oh, I'm coming.
我们得阻止这次网络攻击，才能洗清我的罪名 We need to prevent this cyber attack so I can clear my name.
我遇到了公关灾难，这需要很长时间… I got a PR disaster and this is gonna take a long time...
我希望他已经死了-我听到了 I wish he had died. - I heard that
啊，操 Ah, fuck.
怎么了 -不会吧 What's wrong -You can't be serious.
咱样? About what
我的肋骨断了 My ribs are broken.
我被一把口径12的散弹枪射在胸口 I came down with a little case of 12-gauge shotgun to the chest.
记得吗 -嘿，小布，别担心嘛 Remember -Hey, Breesey, don't worry.
索尼娅会照顾你的，这东西会让你舒服点 Sonia's gonna take care of you. This will make you feel better.
谢谢 拿好，小宝贝 Thank you. -There you go, baby.
众人相信这位低调的希腊航运富翁所拍卖的艺术品 The auction of artworks by the reclusive Greek shipping billionaire
是他在国外清算的最后一笔资产 is believed to be the last of a long line of assets he's liquidated outside of his homeland.
虽然还不清楚他在欧洲出售的动机， It is unknown what his motivation for selling up in Europe is
但分析师称此“金融自杀” but analysts are calling it 'financial suicide'.
这保全人员可真厉害 Ooh, that is one helluva security detail.
天啊，马格努松 Holy shit Magnusson.
谁? Who
连续三年3A级最佳保镖 Only the Triple-A rated Bodyguard of the Year three years in a row
你们这些混蛋还有颁奖? They give you motherfuckers awards
对，他们给我们颁奖，我们有颁奖大会之类的 Yes, they give us awards and we have conventions and everything.
职业杀手没有颁奖大会 Ain't no award for hit man.
那叫做死刑大会 It's called 'lethal injection'.
天啊，看看他，真高壮 God, look at him. He's so strong, confident.
充满自信 像只黑豹 He's like a panther.
让我看看这个混蛋 Let me see this motherfucker.
喔, 操，是禅豆 Ooh, shit Zento
他是个超级杀手 That is a good motherfucking hit man right there.
抢走我不少生意 Took a lot of business from me.
去给你自己找个点 -我去塔上 Find yourself a nest. -I'm gonna take the tower.
想要这个手提箱的人一定有钱有势 Whoever wants this briefcase is a serious high roller
因为马格努松的佣金是天文数字 ‘cause Magnusson's fee is astronomical.
目标要下车了，所有人提高警戒 Releasing the package. I want everyone on high alert.
中了 And bingo.
哦 不妙 Oh. That is awful.
他看着像 一头撞进窗帘里的列勃拉斯(美国钢琴家) It's like Liberace banged a set of curtains.
你认识那个家伙? You know that dude
不太确定 I'm not sure.
马格努松，屋顶上有三只鸽子 Magnusson, three pigeons on the rooftop.
我来看看 Let me see this motherfucker.
那是被偷的手提箱 -开枪 They have the stolen briefcase. -Take the shot.
哦操 握着枪的禅豆 Oh, shit Zento Gun
把亚里士多德带到安全的地方 Get Aristotle to safety now.
人员分散进行包围，给我拿到手提箱 Scatter and converge. Get that case
他们不会知道我们有五条逃生路线 They won't know we have five possible escape routes.
他们有五条逃生路线 They have five possible escape routes.
应该用诱饵的 Should've used a decoy.
看来他们没有诱饵，长官 It appears they have no decoy, sir.
天啊，他们也太业余 -好了，行动 My God, they're amateurs. - Alright, let's go
快 -Come on
如果你听我的建议，我们现在就有撤离工具了 If you'd listened to me, we'd have an extraction vehicle waiting
这些白痴连撤离工具都没有 These idiots don't even have an extraction vehicle.
布莱斯，快上车 Bryce, get to the van
跑!立刻! Go Now
让他动起来!布莱斯! Move it, Bryce
马格努松认出我了 Magnusson recognised me,
代表他可能预测到了我接下来每个行动 which means he probably knows my moves.
我压根儿不知道这些智障是谁 I don't recognise any of these losers.
允许击毙 Shoot to kill.
布莱斯，别再摸了 Bryce, we gotta go
快好了 Just a moment
好了!! 走! Got it Go -Let's go
*给我一辈子的许诺和充满梦想的世界* *Give me a lifetime of promises and a world of dreams
*说一种语言…* *Speak a language... *
这些鹦鹉要跑了 跟上 Parrot is loose. Keep it in sight.
小布，小心! Breese, watch out
*嗯，不会错的……* *Mmm, it can't be wrong... *
哇 Wow
哇喔，这家伙的开车技巧很惊人 Wow, this guy's handling skills are actually incredible.
*你是最棒的…* *You're simply the best... *
我想说:这是我莫大的荣幸 I just wanted to say it's an absolute honour
能和你这样的神车手一起飙车 to be engaged in a car chase with someone of your skill set.
谢谢你！很感谢你这麽称赞 Thank you. I really appreciate that.
史提夫·麦昆也比不上你 Steve McQueen ain't got shit on you.
这辈子第一次听你对我说好话 I think that's the first time you've ever said anything nice to me.
*你就是最好的* *You're simply the best. *
布莱斯! 布莱斯! Bryce Bryce
上车，大流士 -跑 跑 跑 Get in the car, Darius. - Go, go, go
布莱斯，你在搞什麽鬼 -Bryce, what the fuck
让一边去，草泥马的 Move, motherfucker
你他妈给他吃了什麽 What the fuck did you give him
只是止痛药 Just painkillers.
但他妈的他太娇弱了 But he's so fucking delicate.
鹦鹉正在向西飞，让他们维持在视线内 Parrot is flying west. Keep it in sight.
喔，别下楼梯，草尼马的 Oh, no Not the stairs, motherfucker
早知道穿运动胸罩的! I'm not wearing a sports bra
我的天啊，这群家伙疯了 Ah -Jesus, this guy's a lunatic.
这才不是蜜月旅行，王八羔子 This is no fucking honeymoon, motherfucker
这是屎月旅行 This is shittymoon
我得说 其实今天过得挺不错的 I'd say we had a pretty great fucking day
你他妈在开玩笑吗? 购物 Are you fucking kidding me -Shopping.
品尝美酒 Wine-tasting.
用着别人的钱 Yeah, with someone else's money
买花 Flowers.
看《妈妈咪呀》 Mamma mia
还剩一只鸟维持飞行 One bird still remaining in flight.
*该死的歌剧* *Fucking opera *
你还给我睡着，臭混蛋 And you fell asleep, motherfucker
午安，我想提供个停火协议 Good afternoon. I'd like to offer up a ceasefire.
哦 Oh.
你把手提箱交出来，我会很乐意解开那手环 You hand over that briefcase and I'll gladly undo that bracelet.
当然 Sure.
被阴了... Bugger me.
这就是布里斯的偶象的结局 Ah, that's the end of Breese's idol.
鹦鹉飞往南方，继续追那个手提箱 Parrot's flying south. Get the case.
哦，不，求你了 Oh, no, por favor
当我说"现在" 把车门踢开 When I say "now", crack your door.
就是...现在 And...now
噢, 操 Oh, fuck
啊 哇，操了 Ah -Oh, fuck
哦，上帝啊，我要死了 Oh, my God I'm gonna die
哦，上帝啊 Oh, my God
你有我，冷静下来 I got you, Calm down
啊 Argh
哦，爽啦 -Oh, yes
操 Shit.
你他妈在跟我开玩笑吧 Oh, you gotta be fucking kidding me
这搞什么 What the fuck
俯冲下去 Dive
我们甩掉他们了吗? Did we lose them
没，你没甩掉 No, you didn't lose them
哦，操蛋 -Oh, shit
哦，操蛋 Oh, shit
索尼娅 Sonia
给我回来车里 Get the fuck back in the car
你是想甩掉我吗? Are you trying to get rid of me
甩个尾嘛~ Swinging out the fucking car
草尼马在重新装弹!帮我握方向盘! Motherfucker's reloading. Take the wheel.
啊 Argh
你在干什麽 What are you doing
抓紧了，大流士宝贝 Hang on, baby -Darius
哦，他妈的 Oh, fuck
哦 Ooh.
这些东西没有系好安全带 嘿 They didn't wear their seatbelts.
"昨晚波多里诺某夜总会发生激烈火拼，三名罪犯在逃..." The three fugitives responsible for a nightclub shootout in Portofino last night...
先生，您的电话 Phone call for you, sir.
"据信当前躲藏在意大利的某个地方" ..and are believed to be hiding somewhere in Italy.
"我们的世界新闻记者..." -说 Our world news correspondent... Yeah
长官，很抱歉通知您，三个逃犯成功逃脱了 Sir, I'm sorry to inform you, but the three fugitives managed to escape.
"让警方追捕臭名保镖迈克尔·布莱斯，国际骗子索尼娅·金凯德…" police search for disgraced bodyguard Michael Bryce, international con woman Sonia Kincaid...
抓住他们，我要活的 When you find them, I want them alive.
*小布你睡着了，你该死的快醒来* *You're asleep, little Breese * Can you please wake the fuck up
*在你的睡梦中，想想索尼娅还有她手腕上的炸弹* *In your slumber, think of Sonia * And the bomb that's on her wrist. *
嘿 那些该死的药是什麽 Hey What the fuck were those pills
只是锂 It's just lithium. -Lithium
亲爱的，锂不是止痛药 Baby, lithium's not pain medication.
是为了控制我的压力... 大流士，压力就是一种痛苦 It's to manage my stress, Darius, and stress IS pain.
小布，再来点如何 Breesey, you want some more
你 你 敢再靠近我! Don't you come anywhere near me.
我受够你们两个了 I've had it with you two.
很抱歉这麽说，索尼娅，但 你 疯 了 I'm sorry to say this, Sonia, but you are crazy.
喂，喂，喂，混蛋，你不能这麽跟我老婆说话 Hey, hey, hey, motherfucker, you can't talk to my wife that way.
怎麽不行? 她会变成糟糕的母亲 Why not She'd make a terrible mother.
我连吉娃娃都不会想给她照顾 I wouldn't leave a Chucky doll in her care.
这话太恶毒了，马的立刻对索尼娅道歉 You need to apologise to Sonia right the fuck now.
哦，去你的“必须道歉” Oh, fuck this. "You gotta apologise..."
安怎?你要射我吗? What, are you gonna shoot me now
年度最佳父亲在此，等不及了 Father of the Year right here. Can't wait.
嘿嘿，你要去哪，混蛋 Hey Hey, where you going, motherfucker
我说:“道歉” I said, "Apologise"
呵 我只想安然度过这个锂鬼玩意儿 Well, I'm just gonna ride the lithium out. Whoo
他妈的 Fuck.
你好我是迈克尔·布莱斯 Hello. You've reached Michael Bryce.
请留言，祝你有个3A的一天 Please leave a message and have a Triple-A day.
未来的迈克尔，我真的很迷茫 Future Michael, I'm really lost.
-给我个暗示吧 Give me a sign.
“信号服务已超出范围” Your service is currently out of range.
该死的...那两个疯子想方设法要毁掉我的生活 Goddamn it. Now those two psychos are trying to ruin my life.
宝贝，你还好吗 Babe, you alright
我很好 I'm great.
这样说好了，这趟蜜月虽然有很美好的性爱 I mean, our honeymoon is a delicious fuckery.
但我没怀上孩子，我手腕绑着炸弹 I don't have a foetus in my womb, but I do have a bomb on my wrist.
换句话说，你把我拖进的这种生活方式 In other words, this lifestyle that you dragged me into
让我成为了一个可怕的母亲 has made me a horrendous mother of
还有我们根本没有的孩子 the children we don't even have.
换句话说，这都是你的错 In other words, this is all your fault
这他妈怎麽是我的错 How the fuck is this my fault
如果我没记错，我可没在什麽社交舞会上见过你 Now, if I remember, I didn't meet you at no goddamn debutante ball.
替他吃了一枪 Took a bullet for him.
为她挡了一颗子弹 Took a bullet for her.
是啊，老布莱斯是大家最心爱的小子弹盒，对吧 Yeah, old Bryce is just everybody's favourite little bullet caddy, isn't he
好了，游戏开始了 OK, game on. Come on.
"托斯卡纳 8公里"
给我个暗示 Give me a sign.
任何一句话 Any sign.
求你了 Please.
好吧，这是个明示，不是我要找的那种 OK, that is a sign, it's just not the one I'm looking for.
"欢迎拜访托斯卡纳"
随便一个暗示都好 随便! Anything. Anything at all
"托斯卡纳等你喔 "
我知道你想做什麽...我…你想玩?我们就来玩啊 I see what you're doing. I... You wanna play ball We're gonna play ball.
负点责任吧 Take some responsibility for your shit
索尼娅，这不是我的错 Sonia, it ain't my goddamn fault
你真的让我… Hey. - You're really making me...
我刚才说了一些可怕的话 I said some awful stuff back there
因为有人给我吃重金属化合物 because I was involuntarily administered lithium.
我向你道歉 Apology accepted.
我不需要道歉。但我知道有人能帮我们 I'm not apologising. But I know someone who can help us out.
这好像一把枪，你不要按门铃？ Is it like that gun? You can't ring the doorbell, either?
我被取消执照後 就再没跟父亲说过话 It's just I haven't spoken to my father since I lost my licence.
呵 你承认你没有执照罗 So, you're admitting you're unlicensed.
你不懂 You don't understand.
他是有史以来最伟大的保镖 He's the greatest bodyguard who ever lived...
..而我只是 …我 ..and I'm just...me.
你干什麽? 你在干什麽? What are you doing What are you doing
他妈的 Fuck
好吧 Alright.
布莱斯先生在后面，正在砍柴 Mr Bryce out back. - He chop the wood.
他一会儿就回来了，我去给你倒点水 He be a moment. I'll get you some water.
整个家族都在幻想3A玩意儿耶 This Triple-A shit is a family fantasy.
嗨，爸爸 Hey, Papa.
我从没想过会以这模样回家 I never imagined I'd be coming home like this.
我一直以为可能会在不同的状况之下回家 I always thought it would be under different circumstances.
相信你也知道，我的…我的执照还在审查中 As I'm sure you know, my... my licence is under review.
我很抱歉让你蒙羞 I'm sorry for being such a disgrace.
我们真的需要你的帮助 We really need your help.
在家外面，你是个无照保镳 Out there in the world, you're an unlicensed protection agent,
在这里，你是我儿子 but here... here you are my son
这里是你的家 and this is your home.
搞什么啊 What the fuck
冷 静 好嘛 Just chill.
我正在和爸爸共度我期待已久的时光 I'm trying to have a long awaited moment with my dad.
我明白了，你吓坏了 I get it. You're freaking out.
他…他…他是……-一个传奇，是的 He's...he's...he's... -A legend. Yes.
这对你来说很不平常，但对我来说，他就是爸爸 That's weird for you, but, to me, he's just Papa.
不，我害怕是因为… -因为他的声音是如此的深沉浑厚 No, I'm freaked out because... Because his voice is so deeply rich in its timbre
没错，这很了不起，但很多人听起来...不，该死，不是他的声音 Yes. It's remarkable, but a lot of people sound... No, motherfucker, it's not his voice.
是他… 是出版过的作家吗? It's the fact that he... -Is a published author
嗯 怎么了，大流士 Huh What is it, Darius
就说吧，老实说，听你一直逗圈子真的很累 Spit it out, 'cause, frankly, it's exhausting to hear you beat about the bush.
“兜”...不好意思? 'Around', Junior. -I'm sorry
这一句话本就是 “beat around The bush” The expression is 'beat around the bush'.
有趣 -是“兜” Interesting. - It's 'around'.
抱歉，我… -我知道你是谁 Sorry, I'm... -I know who you are.
我会看新闻 I watch the news.
你好，亲爱的 Hello, my dear.
很高兴见到你，布里斯的父亲 -我的荣幸 Nice to meet you, Mr Breese father.-My pleasure.
你有个可爱的儿子 You have a lovely son.
能拆掉手腕那东西嘛? Can we have it removed
这，我们会尽力的 Well, we'll do our best.
朱塞佩 是的,先生 Giuseppe -Yes, sir.
准备安全屋还有拆除 TI-47 的必要设备 Make arrangements for a safe house and the necessary equipment to unlink a TI-47.
你他妈什麽时候才要告诉我...你爸是黑人 When the fuck were you gonna tell me your dad was black
继父，我看不出这有什麽关系 Stepdad. And I fail to see how that's relevant.
你为何不用心去看，而非用你的仇恨? Why don't you start seeing with your heart instead of your hate
关系..用心..仇恨? Yeah. -Relevant Heart Hate
你他妈在搞什么? 你很清楚我在说… What the fuck are you talking about -You know exactly what I'm...
好了，孩子，孩子，不要在我家吵架，好吗 Alright now, boys, boys... -I'm sorry, Papa. -No bickering under my roof, OK
遵命 -谁饿了 Understood. -Who's hungry
我要吃饭，很好很好 I can eat. -Good, good.
饿 -我有点饿了 Hungry -I'm a little peckish.
这些是父亲为国家高官挡的子弹 These are all the bullets Dad's taken for heads of state.
哦,让人印象深刻 Ooh, impressive.
没啥比中枪更能让你觉得自己是个男人了 Nothing like taking a bullet to make you feel like a man.
是的，我也中过20枪 Yeah, I've taken 20 myself.
我中过一枪 I took a bullet.
是吗 是啊，为了大流士 Yeah -Yeah, for...for Darius.
我救了他的命 I saved his life. Right, Darius
布莱斯那时在海牙为我老公挡了一枪 Breese took a bullet for my husband at The Hague.
超勇敢 He was very brave.
过来 看 就在那里 Check it out. Right there.
那看起来象雀斑，布莱斯 Bryce, that looks like a freckle.
他昨晚还为我挡了一发散弹枪 He also took a shotgun blast for me last night.
其实，我当时穿着凯夫拉尔防弹衣 Well, actually, well, I was wearing Kevlar.
凯夫拉尔防弹衣? 真正的3A从来不穿凯夫拉尔防弹衣 Kevlar Real Triple-As never wear Kevlar.
当然前提是，要知道布莱斯和他的那把折叠刀 he'll have the danger all taken care of before it even gets to that.
他会在危险发生之前把它处理好的。 he'll have the danger all taken care of before it even gets to that.
你……你笑吧，但有好多国家元首都是被折叠刀给杀了 You...you laugh, but countless heads of state have been taken out by the penknife.
来无影去无踪 No-one sees it coming.
来了 埃琳娜的意式冰淇淋 Ah, yes, Elena's gelato.
这里最好的意式冰淇淋… Best gelato this side...
布莱斯 Bryce
失陪一下 Excuse me a moment.
布莱斯 Bryce.
布莱斯 Bryce
他怎么了 What's wrong with him
是因为冰淇淋 It's the gelato.
忘了这会触发某些东西 I forgot. It's a trigger.
为什麽? Why?
布莱斯所有的回忆都和他母亲有关 All of Bryce's memories are with his mother.
她以前叫他“小保镖” She used to call him her 'little bodyguard'.
每个星期天，她都会带布莱斯去游乐场 Every Sunday, she would take Bryce to the amusement park.
但他感兴趣的并不是那些游乐设施 But it wasn't the rides he was interested in.
是意大利冰淇淋 It was the gelato.
哦，是的 Oh, yes.
布莱斯在思考岩石路和薰衣草无花果口味的优缺点 Bryce weighed the pros and cons of rocky road versus lavender fig.
没完没了 It seemed endless.
然后呢? 选错口味了? Then what happened Did he choose the wrong flavour
没有，亲爱的，是命运选择了他的母亲 No, my dear. - Fate chose his mother.
直到现在，我还想不明白 To this day, I have no idea
为什麽一个290磅的胖子会想玩伞兵 why a full-figured 290-pound Italian man wanted to ride the Paratrooper.
不过，我也不想知道 Truth is, I don't wanna know.
有些事情还是不说为妙 Some things are best left unsaid.
而布莱斯，他选择了自责 And Bryce, well, he chose to blame himself.
这就是他一定要系安全带的由来 That's why he loves seatbelts.
还是没解释 为什麽他这麽烦人? Still doesn't explain why he's so annoying.
你才烦人 You're annoying.
嗨 嗨 嗨 Hi. Hi. Hi.
你还好吗 -我很好 很好 Are you OK -I'm fine. I'm fine.
要我帮你推吗 -不，不，不 谢谢你！ Do you want me to push you -No, no, no, no, no. Thank you.
只是…我有时醒着会哭... I just... I cry sometimes when I'm awake, so..
你父亲告诉我们你母亲的事了 Your father told us what happened to your mother.
如果我早一分钟决定桃子口味，她现在就还活着 Ah, if I'd just ordered peach gelato a minute sooner, she'd still be alive.
这是我的错 我明白了 It's my fault. My bad. I get it.
哦，不，不 这不是你的错 Oh, no, no, no, no. It's not your fault.
你不能把错揽在自己身上 You cannot blame yourself.
我是说，内疚是正常的 I mean, it's perfectly normal to feel guilty.
我比你想象的更了解你 I understand you better than you think.
我妈妈被鲨鱼吃了 My mother was eaten by a shark.
看到自己的母亲被野兽吃掉， You know, seeing your mother being devoured by a beast,
会给你带来超乎想象的创伤 it can really traumatise you more than you can think.
但我的天，这真的对你造成了很大的阴影对吧 But my God, has it done a number on you, honey.
我是说，你搞砸的事数不胜数 I mean, you are fucked up in more ways than I can count.
终于一切都说得通了… 是的 Now it all makes sense... -Yeah.
包括你如此迷恋我胸部 including your obsession with my boobs.
什麽? 那个你刚才说… 意淫你胸部? What I'm sorry. Did you say... With your boobs
我才没有意淫你的胸部，从来没有 I've never thought about your boobs, not even once.
得了吧，你被我的胸部迷住了 Come on, you're obsessed with my boobs.
天啊，够了 Jesus Christ, alright.
当你救我的时候，用你那双温柔的手 When you saved me, you very gently cupped your hands
伸到我的胸前把我推开。 and pushed me by the boobs to save me from the bullet.
没什麽部位可以选了 Not a lot of alternative real estate there.
我感受到你内心那个小孩子叫着:’妈咪 别死 我还需要你‘ I could hear the little boy inside of you, screaming, "Mommy, please don't die I need you"
我觉得我应该不是这样喊的 I don't think that's what I was screaming.
一点都不是... I don't sound like that... at all.
如果这能让你好受点，真的不是 If it makes you feel any better... It doesn't.
我也不能吃冰淇淋 ..I cannot eat gelato either.
好喔，这没让我感觉好受，我根本不在乎 Right. Doesn't make me feel better. I don't care.
我有乳糖消化不良 I'm lactose-intolerant.
我还是不在乎，所以…我要回去了 I still don't care, so... I'm gonna head back inside.
我觉得那两位正在享用...恩 自尊 I think they're serving, um, self-esteem.
好的，太棒了，真的，真的很棒 OK. Hey, this was great. It was really, really great.
去安全屋… -太好了 太好了 非常感谢 To get to the safe house... Excellent. Excellent. Thank you very much.
所以，我们只要在这里向右转 So, we just go up here and make a right.
好消息。我的联系人说一切准备妥当 Good news. My contact says everything is all set.
很快就能把TI-47移除掉 We'll have that TI-47 off you in no time.
同时，我会处理好国际刑警 Meanwhile, I'll sort everything out with Interpol.
索尼娅，给他们点空间 Sonia. Let's let 'em have a moment together.
布莱斯，…冰淇淋的事我很抱歉 Bryce... I'm... sorry about the gelato.
嘿…很多人被取消执照後 就再也没回来过 Hey... A lot of guys lose their licence and never come back.
看看你，你会成为英雄 Look at you. You're gonna be a hero.
当我得到更多的消息，我会去安全屋找你 I'll come down to the safe house and see you after I've got some more information.
我也会和审查委员会谈谈，确保你的声音不会被忽略 I'll also have a talk with the review board, see to it you get a good hearing.
谢谢你！谢谢你,爸爸 Thank you. Thank you, Dad.
不用担心 No worries.
对了，布莱斯，开那台捷豹吧 Oh, Bryce... Take the Jag.
捷豹?! The Jag
我小时候看一眼都不行的那台? The one I wasn't even allowed to look at as a kid
这是你应得的 You've earned it.
*哦，宝贝*哦，哦，我做了什麽哦,宝贝…* *Oh, baby *Uh, uh, what did I do Oh, baby... *
哦 Oh
该死，我爱死这辆车了 Damn, I love this motherfucking car.
耶 -但你更爱我 Yeah -But you love me more.
我的宝贝 -哇 Ooh, baby -Whoo
我爱上了爱情 I'm in love with love
*比蜜还甜，女孩你可以照亮我的一天* *Sweeter than honey, girl * You can brighten up my day... *
我们能否承认说现在的保护 Can we just acknowledge for one second that not only are we safe.....
还有我那即将回归的执照，都是我爸的功劳 but I think I'm gonna get my licence back, all because of my father.
我为你感到开心，布里斯 I'm so happy for you, Breese.
宝贝…… Baby...
有件事我一直想告诉你 There's something I've been meaning to tell you.
我…… 什麽 I... - What
我想要加入老爸的保镳公司 You know, I think I'm gonna join Dad's agency.
“布莱斯和儿子” "Bryce and Son".
听起来...有点..拗口 That sounds... A little cotton mouth. Whoa.
听起来…… 你们俩能不能把手从对方身上挪开? Sounds... You guys just can't keep your hands off each other.
这个感觉很熟悉 This feels familiar.
我没有 我没事不会把袋子套在脸上 I don't spend that much time with my head in bags.
你可以考虑看看至少识破一次埋伏 You think maybe once you could spot the ambush
哦 -小心我的发型，草尼马 Oh.Watch my hair, motherfucker.
不可能 你是梅格? No way. Mags?
我是你的狂粉 Huge fan
你是在开玩笑吗? Are you seriously dick-riding right now
真心不骗 他是我的英雄 100%. He's my hero.
我也考虑吸大麻了 I'm thinking about getting into vaping.
似乎是我该做的事 Seems like the right thing to do.
A$$ 标志是什麽 What in the A-double-money-sign is that
亚里士多德·帕帕多普洛斯 Aristotle Papdopolous.
我的小烤肉串 My little souvlaki.
我亲爱的布加察 My sweet bougatsa.
我的挚爱 My darling.
我以为我永远失去了你 I thought I had lost you forever.
多少不眠之夜 So many sleepless nights.
我在绝望的迷宫中徘徊了好久 So long have I wandered in a maze of despair.
哈罗 有人说一下这他妈的是怎么回事? Uh, anybody wanna tell me what the fuck's going on here
摩纳哥 Monaco.
一个迷失了生活的女孩，生活只剩下玩弄赌桌把戏 A girl who had lost her way, turning tricks with wealthy men at craps tables.
直到她遇见一位神秘的希腊人 But when she met a mysterious Greek man,
展现给她生命的多采多姿 he taught her there was more to life.
那个集艺术、文学、舞蹈和热情于一身的男人 A life of art, literature, dance and passion.
她学会了欣赏生活中的美 She learned to appreciate the finest things in life.
但当她的古驰高跟鞋因豪华游艇的廉价地板弄断时 But when the cheap decking aboard his megayacht snapped her beautiful Gucci heel
命运又发生了转折 fate took another turn.
她被附近渔民发现 She was found by fishermen.
在床上躺了好几个星期 She laid in bed for weeks and
终于醒来时却得了...失忆症 when she finally woke, she had amnesia
当我看到你的脸，听到你的声音 Now seeing your face and listening to your voice so closely to my ear,
回忆都涌上心头了 it all came rushing back to me.
你治好了我的失忆症 You've cured me. - Mm.
能帮我套回头套吗? Can you put the hood back on
你跟这混蛋有过往? You got history with this motherfucker
如果早知道拿走手提箱的是你， And if I'd known earlier it was you who had my case,
我肯定待你如阿芙萝黛蒂(代表爱情、美丽与性爱的女神) I would have ensured you were treated like the Aphrodite you are.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
这两位… 哦 Have these two... Oh.
带去酷刑室让卢卡斯和弗朗西斯科处理 brought to Lucas and Francesco in my torture chambers.
酷刑室? Torture chamber
-他是说“恰恰室”吗 -草尼马，不是 Did he say, "Cha-cha chamber" -No, motherfucker, he did not
终有一天你会明白，伟人不用堕落到如此粗俗来表现自己 Perhaps one day you'll learn that great men don't need to stoop to vulgarity to express themselves.
我知道怎麽表现自己，混蛋 Oh, I know how to express myself, motherfucker.
-带他们离开 Take them away.
等着瞧 我还没开始表现而已 Believe me. I have not begun to express myself.
那个 有独立的酷刑室吗? Do we have separate torture chambers
这伟大计划的最后一步将让欧洲的暴行付出代价 The final piece of my master plan - to win justice for Europe's atrocities.
带着这个到技术中心，然后备好我的游艇 Take it to the technology centre and have my yacht prepared.
跟我来 Come with me.
我有东西给你看 I have something to show you.
这是我们共同的梦想房间 The room we dreamed of building together.
太神奇了 Oh, amazing.
在你消失后，我希望这能成为让你回家的灯塔 Yes, I had it completed after you disappeared in the hope it would be a beacon for your return.
你有没有想过… 说不定她在骗你 You ever think that...that maybe she's conning you
什麽 What
我只是说，她是个诈骗女 I'm just saying, she's a con woman.
诈骗女就会诈骗 That's what con women do.
诈骗女..男..人..诈骗人? 我不知道你们是怎麽说的 Con person Person I don't know how you say that.
你们能过会儿再来吗 Could you guys come back a little bit later
我们正在… We're in the middle of a...
你们会对我们吐露一切 You're gonna tell us everything you know.
哦,我的上帝 Oh, my God.
我他妈什麽屎都不会告诉你 I'm not telling you a motherfucking thing.
你最好是能电击他一辈子 You can taser him all the fucking live-long day
他死也不会吐出任何一个字 and he won't say a goddamn word.
所以你没再组过任何家庭了吗? So, you never had a family
你是我唯一的挚爱 You were my only true love.
你受太多苦了 You have suffered so much.
这可以玩一整天 He can go all day with that.
你可以电他一整天，但是只让他更生气喔 You can electrocute him all day. It'll only make him angrier.
呼 -没错 Hoo -Mm-hm. Yeah.
稍等，我呢，反而会把一切都告诉你 Wait. I, on the other hand, will tell you everything.
我会告诉你一切，只要你…-真的 -是的 I'll tell you everything if you just keep... -Really -Yeah.
当时我正在度假，索尼娅突然出现 Sonia showed up. I was on vacation.
哦，混蛋 Oh, motherfucker
她说金凯德遇上麻烦，然后国际刑警就出现了 She said Kincaid was in trouble and then Interpol came.
我甚至都不知道这些刑警从哪冒出来的 I don't even know where those guys came from.
那家伙叫鲍比·奥尼尔 The guy's name was Bobby O'Neill.
或是罗伯·奥尼尔，反正那家伙很恶毒 Probably Robert O'Neill. That guy was mean.
重点是 他想让我们达成某笔交易 The point is that he wanted us to make a buy.
我压根儿不知道要交易啥，可能...是毒品之类的 I don't even know what a buy is. That's, like, a drug thing
我的意思是，任何东西都可以交易 I mean, that could be anything.
你跟他谁是弗朗西斯科… -放我下来 Is that Francesco or are you... - Let me down
放我下来，混蛋 Let me down, motherfucker
鉴于你的情况，给你看这些对你来说可能不算什麽 It is insensitive of me to show you this considering your condition.
我的什麽? -卡洛是我的同事 My what -Carlo was an associate of mine.
他发现你丈夫的时候，他在一家生育诊所 When he found your husband, he was at a fertility clinic.
-生育诊所吗? 他在买健康的卵子 A fertility clinic -Buying fresh eggs.
我以为…… 你有不孕症 I assumed...you were barren.
先生，有情况 Sir, we have a situation.
提醒我 千万别告诉你任何事 Remind me never to tell you shit.
自由了，不是吗 -是的，算了 Well, we're free, aren't we -Yeah, fuck it.
我们去救我的宝贝吧 Let's go save my girl.
我真的相信这堆失忆症的狗屎事吗? I don't know if I buy this whole amnesia thing.
怎麽突然变那麽恨她? 她明明就爱死你了 All this sudden hating on Sonia. She fucking loves you
不是讨厌索尼娅，我只是说……这让我回想起某些事 I'm not hating on Sonia. I'm just saying... I just reminds me of something, you know
就象想起一本书或电影之类的 It's like a book or a movie or something.
拜托不要在山洞里开枪 Please don't fire a gun in a cave
草尼马，你又没被电，闭嘴 Motherfucker, you didn't get tased. Shut up.
哈 我想我们会发掘狼牙棒的用途 Huh I guess we'll find out what a mace will do.
噢，我觉得那只是装饰 Oh, that's...that's decorative, I think.
我到底想起什麽? 快疯了 What is it It's gonna drive me crazy.
“舷外惊魂” 'Overboard'
科特·拉塞尔，戈尔迪·霍恩主演，她失忆了 Kurt Russell, Goldie Hawn. She gets amnesia.
喔呜，感觉舒服多了 Oh, I feel so much better
胡说 Oh, bullshit.
哇，马的我想带走那狼牙棒 Whoa, shit I wanted to keep that fucking mace.
索尼娅 索尼娅 索尼娅 -别喊啦 Sonia Sonia Sonia -Hey Stop yelling
你会害死我们的 Hey, you're gonna get us fucking killed.
-她在那 她在那 -不，不，不 There she is There she is -No, no, no, no.
索尼娅 我来接你了 -你骗了我 Sonia I'm coming to get you -You lied to me.
什麽? 我们的蜜月洞房夜 What The night of our honeymoon.
你不是找工作 -现在真的说些吗? You didn't take a job. -Are we really doing this now
你去生育诊所买卵子 因为你觉得我的已经烂掉了 You went to a fertility clinic to buy fresh eggs because you think mine are rotten.
宝贝，买卵子不象在路边杂货店虾拚 Baby, you can't buy eggs at a fertility clinic like a grocery store.
那个混蛋在骗你 That motherfucker's lying to you
你是想要逃亡的生活，还是想要稳定的家庭 Do you want a life on the run or do you want the stability of a family
再见，大流士，我们结束了 Goodbye, Darius. It's over.
别这样，宝贝 -该走了 我们得走了 -Baby, no. -We gotta go. We gotta go.
大流士……索尼娅，索尼娅，拜托 Darius... -Sonia, Sonia Please
我们走吧 Let's go
*令人生气的事，把你的心撕成碎片，而爱...* *Is an angry thing * It'll tear your heart to pieces * And love,
*多么疯狂 总在你最不经意的时候让你溃堤* *such a crazy thing * It'll break you down when you least expect it *
*我以为我知道爱，思，其实我是被骗了* *Thought I knew about love *Mm, I've been deceived... *
也许,她耍你是为了唬弄他,就象《三重十字》(1966年英法战争间谍电影) Maybe she's playing him to play you, you know, like a triple cross.
现实没有什麽他妈的《三重十字》 There's no fucking triple cross.
如果她想要那样的生活，而他也有更多的权力可以给她， If that's the lifestyle she wants and he can give it to her, more power to him.
不象我家徒四壁，背后有穷追不舍的国际刑警 I got no money in the bank, Interpol's always in my ass
我就是个只会射"空包弹"的杀手 and I'm a hit man shooting blanks.
等等，等等，等等等等，啥? Wait, wait, hold on. Wait, what
不是子弹，操，是精子 Not bullets, motherfucker. Sperm.
我运行任务时蛋蛋被打中，但我从没告诉过索尼娅 I got shot in the nuts on a job and I never told Sonia about it.
你没有睾丸 You don't have testicles
不,我的意思是...是...我有睾丸 No. I mean yes Yes, I have testicles.
右边蛋蛋是 Kool & The Gang (爵士、蓝调、灵魂乐、疯克和迪斯科合唱团) The right one, Kool & the Gang.
左边那个跟 Fugazi 一样硬核 (美国後硬蕊乐团) The left one, Fugazi.
但我的游泳选手不够强壮，不能冲过终点线 So, my swimmers aren't strong enough to get across the finish line
所以我给不了索尼娅她最想要的孩子 so I can give Sonia what she wants most in the world.
我说过，告诉她实话 I told you, just be honest with her.
如果你诚实以对，这一切就不会发生了 None of this would've happened if you were honest with her
这种事总是会让你被打得屁滚尿流或进监狱 That shit always leads to an ass-whippin' or a jail sentence.
等我见到你的时候 再来找你 I'll see you when I see you.
你要去哪里? Where are you going
嘿，大流士 Hey, Darius
大流士 Darius
爸爸，安全屋被埋伏，而且… Dad, there was an ambush and...
捷豹怎麽会在这里? What's the Jag doing here
你是我见过的最蠢的混蛋 You are the dumbest motherfucker I have ever met
这个，嗯 Wow. That, uh...
我负责亚里士多德在意大利的安保，你个白痴 I handle Aristotle's security detail while he's in Italy, you moron.
你……你竟然为坏人工作 You...you work for the bad guys
一个3A级的人会把他的客户看得比上帝、家人更重要 A Triple-A puts his clients ahead of God, family
当然也会看重你这样的胆小鬼 and certainly a pantywaist such as yourself.
你这个残忍的狗…… -啊啊 You are a cruel son of... --Ah Arrgh
我会告发你，但那等于承认你是个威胁 I would turn you in, but that would be an admission that I think you're a threat.
布莱斯，我跟审查委员会谈过了 Oh, and, Bryce, I spoke to the review board.
他们同意我，也就是你将被终身吊销执照 They agreed with me - you're barred for life.
我的亲生父亲绝不会这样对我 My real dad would never treat me like this.
你真正的爸爸当然不会，废话 Your real dad. Bullshit.
没人知道你的生父是谁 Nobody knows who your real dad was.
你妈妈是... 怎麽说呢? Your mother was - how do I say it
很懂得激烈的社交 intensely social.
哇 Wow.
现在，给我滚出去，你是我人生中的污点 Now, get off my trash. You're a stain on my legacy.
*如果再也不用玩你的疯狂游戏，我不介意一个人睡* *Well, I don't mind sleeping alone * If it means I don't have to play your crazy games no more
*你是我见过的最珍贵的事物，就算你再刻薄我也不会让你溜走* *You're the most precious thing I've ever seen * But I ain't gonna let it slide *When you're mean to me
*我有应得的爱，希望在我发现属於我的爱人前 你能找回自我* *I know the love that I deserve. And I hope you find yourself before I find somebody else to be my love*
*希望在我发现属於我的爱人前 你能找回自我* *I hope you find yourself before I find somebody else to be my love... *
啊啊 Ugh. Ugh
啊啊 Ugh Ah
世界上有那麽多的酒馆，你偏偏走进了我的 Out of all of gin joints in all the world, you walk into mine.
我爸毁了我们，他是亚里士多德的安全主管 My dad screwed us. He's Aristotle's head of security.
而且，他真的很讨厌我 Also, he really hates me.
我欠你一个道歉，金凯德 I owe you an apology, Kincaid.
你知道吗，你的遭遇真的比我好 You know, your thing really is better than my thing.
再也没有"好好布莱斯先生"了 No more Mr Nice Bryce.
我想当个坏蛋，知道吗? 我想要解放 I wanna be a bad-ass, you know I wanna be loose.
嘿…我们应该喝点可乐 Hey...we should do some coke
操你妈的，你会因过量的阿司匹林和无糖汽水而死 Motherfucker, you would OD on a baby aspirin and a diet soda.
请找大流士·金凯德 I wanna speak to Darius Kincaid, please.
这里有金凯德先生吗 Is there a Mr Kincaid here
谁 Who's asking
他老婆，王八蛋 -你的妻子 -His fucking wife, motherfucker -Your wife.
你他妈想干啥，你他妈怎麽找到我的 What the fuck do you want and how the fuck did you find me
我找到你是因为他们发现你了，混蛋 I found you 'cause they found you, motherfucker.
有一队杀手在路上，你最好赶快离开那里 There's a kill team coming your way, so you better get the fuck out of there.
你竟然敢对我发这脾气 And how dare you give me attitude
我冒着生命危险来这里来和你度蜜月 when I am risking my hot ass over here so that we can have our fucking honeymoon.
那摩纳哥的那些破事呢? And what about all that shit in Monaco
得了吧，大流士，你知道认识你之前我骗过多少人吗 Oh, come on, Darius, you know how many men I'd conned before you came along
我从来没有失忆症 -真的吗 I never had amnesia. -For real
你怎麽能想到我会离开你 How could you think for a second that I would leave you
我无法想象没有你的生活 I can't imagine my life without you.
宝贝，我去生育诊所不是因为你 Baby, look, I didn't go to a fertility clinic because of you.
宝贝 Baby.
我才是不孕的原因 I think you can't get pregnant because of me.
我骗你是因为...我知道你有多想要一个家庭，但我不想让你失望 I lied to you because I know how much you want a family and I didn't wanna disappoint you.
你去了那家诊所，这样我就不用面对自己生命的最后一刻了 You went to that clinic so I didn't have to confront the fact that my tick-tock has ticked its last tock.
要是能有个家庭就好了 Would've been nice to have a family.
我们可以领养 We can adopt
哦，对阿，宝贝 Oh, yes, baby
你会成为最棒的爸爸，宝贝 You will be the BEST father, baby.
我是说，看看你对布里斯多好 I mean, look how good you've been for Breese,
那个脑袋失常 被遗弃的可怜孩子 this dysfunctional, abandoned poor child.
还有个明显很讨厌他的父亲 His father obviously hates him.
我是说，他是个边缘人 I mean, he doesn't have any friends.
而你，你是一缕阳光一样出现在他生命中 And you, you've been nothing but a ray of sunlight.
我很爱你，索尼娅·金凯德 I love you so much, Sonia Kincaid.
我会来救你的 And I'm coming to rescue your ass.
我比任何时候都爱你，我的小宝贝 I love you more than ever, mi cucaracha.
但你他妈最好快点 因为这混蛋疯了 But you better hurry the fuck up because this motherfucker is crazy
他要摧毁欧洲来拯救希腊 He's going to destroy Europe to save Greece.
他明天要钻进维亚雷吉奥的数据网然后搭游艇逃走 He's drilling into Viarregio's data grid tomorrow while he escapes on his yacht.
你必须阻止他 You have to stop him.
他妈的给我趴下 Get the fuck down
哇 Whoo
我对子弹无感 -操你妈的，你生来就不是念我台词的料 Bullets are allergic to me... Motherfucker, you were not born to say my lines
大流士 大流士? -Darius Darius
失去挚爱是什麽感觉 So, how does it feel to lose the one you love
对我来说 会失眠 I, for one, did not sleep.
很痛苦呢 The pain was, uh...so immense.
失忆? Amnesia
搞笑? Really
你以为我没看过电影《舷外惊魂》吗 Do you think I haven't seen the film 'Overboard'
科特·拉塞尔，戈尔迪·霍恩 Kurt Russell, Goldie Hawn.
经典 A minor classic.
我的保安队已经消灭了你的蟑螂 My security has already exterminated your cucaracha.
你会孤独一人死去，没半个家人 And you will die alone and without a family.
这个世界上没人能杀死大流士·金凯德 No-one in this world can kill Darius Kincaid.
那个混蛋是杀不死的 That motherfucker is unkillable.
哇 Whoo
哦 汽车追逐桥段 Oh Car chase.
哦 操 Oh, shit
你一直想要… *You want it all the way... *
我是迈克尔·布莱斯 You've reached Michael Bryce.
请留言，祝你有个3A的一天 Leave a message and have a Triple-A day.
迈克 -嘿,未来的我 Hey, future Mike. It's me.
他妈的 你真的要现在打电话吗 Fuck Are you seriously making a phone call right now
哦 操 Oh, shit
我觉得我差不多完成了精神之旅 I feel like my spiritual journey is almost complete.
但现在我意识到…… But now I realise...
安逸是留给鲁蛇的 ..safety's for losers
哇 Whoo
以前的布莱斯早已不在了 The old Bryce, he is long gone.
我现在开车不系安全带了 I'm driving without a seatbelt now.
*现在失去的太多了* *Now it's too much to lose...*
很疯狂的是，当你…失去一切 It's a crazy thing that happens when you... when you lose everything.
草尼马 -Shit
当你生无可恋 You got nothing left to lose.
*就象战争……* *It's like war It's like...*
就象 Tim McGraw 常说的… Tim Mc-fucking-who You know, it's like Tim McGraw always says... - Tim Mc-fucking-who
你得当成自己下一刻就要死了而活 You gotta live like you were dying.
啊 Arrgh
这是我这辈子听过的最鬼扯的屁话 That is the lamest shit I have ever heard in my life
我在世界的转戾点上... -宝贝，我觉得…没有人在后面了 I'm at the event horizon, -baby. I mean, I feel truly... -Nobody's after us.
开慢点... -我完全解放了 Slow down. -..and completely free.
布莱斯，布莱斯，醒来 醒来了 Bryce, Bryce, Bryce, come back. Come back.
你不…你不用开这麽快 You don't...you don't have to go this fast.
不，不只是象征性的解放，而是真正的 完全解放 No, not just, like, symbolically free but, like, truly and absolutely 100% free.
我象一只鸟 I'm like a bird.
他妈的 Fuck.
没关系 It's OK
我的膝盖、头和脸都受伤了 My knees, head and skin broke the fall.
我很好 I'm OK.
我要去见父亲了，我…我真的很紧张， So, I'm gonna see my dad and I'm...I'm really nervous
因为我很想让他为我感到骄傲 because all I want in the world is for him to be proud of me.
我觉得你，未来的迈克尔，会因为这件事而感到骄傲 And I think you, future Michael, will be proud of me for dealing with this.
我知道我说了很多话… I know I've said a lot of things and...
不管迈克尔的未来是什麽鬼东西，都得消失 Whatever the fuck this future-Michael shit is, it's got to go.
你就是未来的迈克尔，混蛋 You ARE the future Michael, motherfucker.
我爸说我是他人生的污点 My dad called me a stain on his legacy.
天啊，我明白 Jesus Christ, look, I get it.
你就是个混蛋，没错 You are a fuck-up, OK
你是他妈有点问题 You got some fucking issues.
但你不能让一个和你没有任何血缘关系的混蛋来定义你 But you can't allow a motherfucker you share not one drop of DNA with to define you.
我一直想告诉你的事 Something I've been meaning to tell you.
当时在布鲁塞尔...我蛋蛋受伤的时候 When I got clipped in the nuts...happened in Brussels.
布鲁塞尔 Brussels
我是迈克尔·布莱斯，你的行政保镳 I'm Michael Bryce, your executive protection agent.
趴下! 开枪! Get down -Shots fired
迎击 迎击 Contact Contact
啊 草尼马…… Arrgh Motherf...
是我射爆了你的蛋蛋，你怎从没想过要告诉我 I'm the one who shot you in the nuts and you never thought to tell me that
对我来说是 赢 这对你来说是个大大的 输 That's a W for me. That's a big L for you.
不，那是跳弹 Nah, it was a ricochet.
跳我的屁股，王八蛋 Ricochet my ass, motherfucker -Ricochets don't count...
你输了 -除非你叫他们…… It's an L for you. -..unless you call 'em...
-你输了 -草泥马 Take the L -..motherfucker.
尽管你惹毛了我，你他妈还是个不错的保镖 Despite the fact you get on my last motherfucking nerve, you're a pretty good fucking bodyguard.
我再也拿不回我的执照了 都完了 I'm never getting my licence back. That's over.
我爸跟审查委员会谈过了 我都完了 My dad talked to the review board. I'm done.
去他妈的审查委员会，操他妈那个叫爸爸的混蛋 Fuck the review board, fuck that motherfucker you call Dad.
你不需要执照 You don't need a licence.
保镖是做什麽的 What do bodyguards do
保护别人 They protect people
现在整个欧洲都需要你的保护 And the whole of Europe needs your protection right now.
跟我说，我没执照，我不在乎 Now, repeat after me - I'm unlicensed and I don't give a fuck.
我没有执照 I'm unlicensed and
真的很可悲 that's terrible... Ohh
啊 Ahh
再一次 Again
我没有执照，我他妈毫不在乎 I'm unlicensed and I don't give a fuck.
大声! Louder.
我没执照，我他妈才不屑呢 I'm unlicensed and I don't give a fuck
更大声! Robust
我没执照，我他妈才不屑呢 I'm unlicensed and I don't give a fuck
现在，我们去做我们该做的事，去搞点什麽 Now, let's go do what we do and fuck some shit up
我们去干点什麽吧 Let's go fuck some shit up
-举起手来 -不 我没碰任何东西 Hands in the air - Nope Wasn't touching it.
我们说的是实话 We're telling you the truth.
索尼娅告诉金凯德，亚里士多德正在维亚尔地区的数据枢钮钻孔 Sonia told Kincaid that Aristotle is drilling into the data junction at Viarregio.
他会在一小时内上传病毒 He's gonna upload the virus in an hour.
亚里士多德太有影响力了，我们没法及时拿到搜查令 Aristotle is too influential. We won't get a warrant in time.
-让我们干掉他 -拜托 -Let us take him down. -Come on.
我们刚收到报告，他们在维亚雷中心某处进行钻探 We just got reports of drilling at a location in the centre of Viarregio.
我们在那地方有什麽资源? What assets do we have on the ground in that region
离他最近的是鲍比·奥尼尔 The closest agent is Bobby O'Neill.
哦，他妈的 Oh, fuck
也许我们来点波士顿风格了 Perhaps it's time we do things the Boston way.
很好。通知所有当地部队，派去钻探平台 Fine. Alert all local forces and send them to that drill.
还有，一艘巨型游艇正驶向国际海域 There's also a megayacht fleeing for international waters.
天 Christ's sakes.
不要当历史上那些政府探员， So, don't be the government agent in the documentary
掌握所有信息，结果还是让坏人跑了 who has all the info on the bad guy, then lets him go anyway.
别做那种"人" 女人 Don't be that guy. Woman.
我觉得那有包含在里面 I think that's implied.
你需要什麽才能阻止亚里士多德 What do you need to stop Aristotle
我们需要船 We need boats.
我们还需要枪 And we need guns.
这才是我的保镖 That's my motherfucking bodyguard
需要他们 -什麽? And we need them. -What
你们叫什麽名字 What are your names
加里 -约翰 Gary. -Johan.
加里，约翰，你们准备好上床了吗 Gary, Johan, are you ready to get your fuck on
什麽 What
说错了 That came out wrong.
不是一起 是和我们在一起 Not together. With us.
这也样说也不对 That also came out wrong.
你要很动态的干 You're gonna get your fuck on in an action context.
我们看到杀手和他保镖乘坐快艇离开港口 We have visual of the hit man and the bodyguard leaving port in a speedboat.
部署一级安全措施 Deploy level one security.
快，快，快，行动 Go, go, go, go -Let's move
加里，我觉得我们寡不敌众 Hey, Gary, I think we're outnumbered
别他妈扯蛋，约翰 No fucking shit, Johan
啊 Arrgh
天啊，我希望加里和约翰都没事 God, I hope Gary and Johan are OK.
他们怎麽会认为那是我们 How the fuck did they even think that's us
那些混蛋谁也没打到 Those motherfuckers didn't hit nobody
这叫诱饵，大流士。看看101年的保镖 Well, it's called a decoy, Darius. Bodyguarding 101.
我爸会部属三层安全措施 My dad's gonna have three levels of security.
-那是第一个 -真无趣 That was the first. -Boring.
-嗯，无聊总是最好的 -给我滚出去 Well, boring is always best. -Get the fuck outta here.
我要把船调头 I will turn this boat around
你老板是怎麽说我的 What was it your boss was saying about me
“什麽诡异的阴谋论，占用资源...” "Outlandish conspiracy theories. Tying up resources."
现在奥尼尔证明自己是没错, When O'Neill proves himself right,
得到了一整批警察和特警队的护送 he gets a full police escort and a SWAT team.
我们还有30秒就到维亚雷了 We're 30 seconds out from Viarregio.
收到 Copy that.
如果我们不阻止钻探，整个欧洲的设施会被病毒消灭 If we don't stop the drill, they'll upload the virus and wipe out Europe.
趴下，趴下 -趴在地上 Get down, get down - On the ground
趴下，趴下，每个人给我趴下 Get down, get down Everybody down
每个人给我趴下 Everybody down
闭嘴! 闭嘴! Shut up Shut up
等等，他说他们在建管道 Stop, stop. He says they're building pipes.
管道? Pipes
什麽样的管道? What kind of pipes
等等，这不是数据枢钮 Wait, this isn't a data junction.
什麽 What
这是一条高压污水管道 It's a high pressure sewage line.
嘈 -不 Shit - No
这不是我们要找的钻孔机 It's not our drill.
你是说，我们把所有资源都派错地方了吗 Are you telling me that we've sent all our resources to the wrong location
工地经理告诉我，码头的那台是一款深海钻机 The site manager here is telling me the type of drill that was stolen from the dock is a deep-sea drill.
他们不是要在陆上钻洞，而是要在海上钻洞 They're not drilling on land, they're drilling in the ocean
不是维亚雷吉奥小镇，而是维亚雷吉奥“海沟” It ain't Viarregio the town, it's Viarregio the ocean trench.
猜猜下面有什麽? 欧洲的中央数据枢钮 And guess what's down there. Europe's central data junction.
什麽? 什麽意思? What What does that mean
这意味着欧洲的命运现在掌握在一名杀手和一名保镖手中 It means the fate of Europe is in the hands of a hit man and a bodyguard.
没有执照的... Who's unlicensed.
潜水员入水 Divers in the water.
正在部属钻头 Deploying the drill now, sir.
钻头下降 Drill head descending.
100米 100 metres.
首先，我的小沙拉，我要你看着欧洲燃烧 First, my little taramasalata, you are going to watch Europe burn.
然后我会把你扔进海里 And then I am going to dump you at sea.
不过这次你没有项链了 But this time without the necklace.
船长，不明船只向我们靠近 Captain, unidentified vessel approaching us.
是杀手和保镖吗 Is it hit man and bodyguard
不可能 It can't be.
一级安全措施已经把他们消灭了 Level one security neutralised them.
嗯 看好他们 Hmm. Attend to it.
遵命，长官 Yes, sir.
这里没有人，船是空的 There's no-one here. The boat is empty.
早安，兔崽子 Buongiorno, motherfucker.
嘿，诱饵每次都有效 Decoys. Works every time.
你不是说这里有好几层保安吗 Didn't you say there were several layers of security
第二级会更… Level two is gonna be much more, uh...
注意这里 Attention
你们已经被完全包围了 We have you completely surrounded.
没有一丝逃出生 There is absolutely no chance of...
有点不实用 Not very practical.
嘿 我们能直接进入到最难的那层吗? Well, can we skip a couple of levels and get to the hard shit
当然 Sure.
长官，我们看到数据枢钮了 Sir, we have visual of the data junction.
你处理上层，我负责下面 You take the upper, I'll take the lower.
啊 Ahh
哦 Ohh
有趣了，你父亲告诉我你不碰枪了 That's funny, your father told me you weren't using guns.
我的休假结束了 Sabbatical's over.
现在，枪还来… 哇 Now, give me back my... Oh.
这什么鬼魔术 What sort of witchcraft is that
啊 操操 Fuck
哦 -Ohh
呵，准备吃这个了吗 Alright, you ready for the show
呵呵 Huh Huh
嘈 Fuck
没关系，棒子可能满滑的 That's OK, they can be terribly slippery.
啊 Arrgh
长官，我们已经连接上数据枢钮了 Sir, we've made contact with the data junction.
启动钻孔流程 Initiating drill sequence.
哦 Ohh
你开枪跟我奶奶一样 You shoot like my grandmother
曼谷那个用屁股打乒乓球的老太婆? Is that the same grandmother who shoots ping-pong balls out of her ass in Bangkok
我是日本人，你他妈脑残老人 I'm Japanese, you ignorant geriatric.
看着…这只是个轻微的刮刮 -Look...just... -Slight scratch.
轻微的喷喷 -草…草尼马 Slight splash. -Oh... -Boom -Shit Arrgh
44口径的马格南 有6发子弹 Magnum .44 has six rounds.
你只剩一发了，鸡巴老化石 You have only one left, cock fossil.
操 Fuck.
我能看到拐角 I can see around corners
穿越墙壁 还有沙发 Through walls...and sofas.
你连热信号看起来都很古老 Even your heat signature looks old.
吃 屎 去 Kiss...my...ass.
啊 Arrgh
啊 -Arrgh
*爱哭的宝贝，爱哭的宝贝* *Cry baby, cry baby*
啊 Arrgh
*那标志,它打开了我的眼界* *I saw the sign * And it opened up my eyes...*
你是幸运的……你很幸运，我喜欢这首歌 You're lucky...you're lucky I love this song.
*在你所处的光明中……* *Into the light where you be... *
数据枢钮受损 Data junction compromised.
开始上传“幻影H47病毒” Commence upload of Phantom H47 virus.
病毒开始上传 Virus upload initiated.
预计时间 6分钟 Estimated time - six minutes.
长官，原来第一层保安追捕的是一个诱饵 Sir, it appears that level one were chasing a decoy.
马格努松和禅豆会搞定的 Magnusson and Zento will take care of it.
杀了她 Kill her.
来吧，杀手 Come on, hit man
啊 Ahh
啊 Ahh.
啊 Arrgh
啊 啊 Ahh
病毒上传 Virus uploading.
剩余时间- 5分钟 Time remaining - five minutes.
跟我的小菲洛斯打个招呼 Say hello to my little filos.
作为他的保镖，我强烈建议你放下枪 As his bodyguard, I strongly advise you put the gun down.
作为他的保镖，我强烈建议你放下枪 As HIS bodyguard, I strongly advise YOU to put the gun down.
我不能那麽做 I can't do that.
我一通电话就能给你续照 One phone call and the review board renews your licence.
你期盼很久的执照，儿子 This is what you've always wanted, son.
他是我的朋友 He's my friend.
他是我最好的朋友 我永远的好朋友 He's my best friend. My BFF.
意思是“永远最好的朋友” That's 'best friends forever'.
-啊 -啊 Ahh - Arrgh
病毒上传 -爸爸 Virus upload. - Dad.
剩余时间…… 爸爸 爸爸，爸爸! 该死的 -Time remaining... -Dad. Dad, Dad Dammit
4分钟 你穿防弹衣? ..four minutes. -Are you wearing Kevlar
哦 Ohh
我当然要穿凯夫拉尔防弹衣 Of course I'm wearing Kevlar.
我已经九十岁了，布莱斯 I'm a 90-year-old man, Bryce.
那那堆故事都是为了什麽 What were all those stories about, then
天... 哦 Jesus. Ohh
那只是为了提高我书的销量 That was just to boost book sales.
啊 Arrgh
啊 耶 Ugh -Yah
啊 Ugh
嗷 Oww
该下去了，你这老乳牛 Time to die, you old cow.
他妈的臭婊子 Puta de mierda
你父亲要送你去你该去的地方了，孩子 Your father's got you right where he wants you now, kid.
你不是我父亲 You're not my father.
只是我妈上过的一个男人 Just some dude my mom used to bang.
天啊，你干什麽 God. what are you doing
我要尿裤子了 That's making me pee.
这就是所谓的间谍情报技术 It's called tradecraft.
真的“贱”谍 病毒上传中 You're so spry. - Virus upload.
剩余时间 3分钟 Time remaining - three minutes.
忘记你的训练了吗? 小屁孩 Forget your training, Junior
你忘了是谁训练了我 You forget who trained me.
啊 草泥马 Arrgh - Motherfucker
看来我们陷入僵局了 Guess we're at a stalemate.
应该没有喔 I guess not.
亲爱的，搞定那个女骗子了吗 Hello, darling. Did you finish the con woman
她的遗言和她丈夫说得满相似的 Her last words were that she had something in common with her husband.
“我们都是他妈的不死之身” We're both fucking unkillable.
病毒上传中 2分锺 Virus upload - two minutes.
哦 Ohh
3A总是有三句遗言 Triple-A always has three. Any last words
折叠刀功能实用多样 Penknife's a very versatile tool.
来无影去无踪 No-one sees it coming.
你…… 娘 You...motherfuckers.
没错，还有没老二的爸爸 That's right, papa dickless.
你得好好争取下叫娘的资格 You gotta earn the right to call us motherfuckers.
草泥马 啊 Motherfucker. Arrgh
病毒上传 Virus upload.
剩余时间 50秒 Time remaining - 50 seconds.
不赖 Not bad.
但你输了 病毒上传中 But you failed. -Virus upload.
剩余时间…… -不,不,不 Time remaining... -No, no, no.
肯定有办法让这一切停止 There's gotta be a way to shut this down.
如果你阻止病毒，这艘船就会爆炸 This ship was rigged to explode if you stop the virus.
要么拯救你自己，要么拯救欧洲。选哪边? 布莱斯 Save yourself or save Europe. Which is it gonna be, Bryce
桃子冰淇淋…… -30秒 Peach gelato... - 30 seconds.
还是薰衣草无花果 or lavender fig
我们都知道你不是个果断的人 We both know you were never one to make a hasty decision.
都是你，Bry…… -20秒 Were you, Bry... -20 seconds.
我们现在能去度蜜月了吗 Can we go on our honeymoon now
可以… 10-9…… 庆祝我们的余生 We can be on our honeymoon... --10, 9...for the rest of our motherfucking lives.
5-4…… 哦，我的宝贝蟑螂 5, 4... Oh, mi cucaracha.
1. 手动超控 1. Manual override.
我爱你~~ I love you...
跑! Run
欧盟对国际刑警组织的英勇调查表达最诚挚的感谢 The EU wishes to express our deepest gratitude to the heroic efforts and investigation of Interpol.
我要特别表扬奥尼尔探员的勇敢与果断 In particular, I want to commend the valour and the courage of agent Bobby O'Neill...
嘿，奥尼尔，谢谢 Hey, O'Neill. - Thank you.
恭喜 Congratulations.
虽然我还是不同意你的方法，不太传统 I still don't agree with your methods. They're unorthodox.
但我必须承认，你成功了 But I must admit you get results.
这就是你说"对不起"的方式吗? Oh, is that your way of saying "I'm sorry"
不，这才是 No. This is.
我会帮你推荐一个欧洲分部的永久职位 I'm recommending you for a permanent position in the European division.
等等，什麽 Wait, what
你有自己的办公室，特警队，无限的预算 You get your own office, SWAT team, unlimited budget.
我找到了一家卖山姆·亚当斯的酒吧 对你来说可能是好消息 If it makes you feel any better, I found a bar down the street that carries Sam Adams.
让我边啤酒边想吧 Let me think about it over a beer.
真婊 Ain't this a bitch
事情都我们在做，功劳全归那些混蛋 We do all the work, these motherfuckers get all the credit.
别担心，宝贝，我跟鲍鲍谈过了 会有所补偿 Don't worry, baby, I talked to Booby and he's gonna make it up to us.
杀手，保镖和女骗子 The hit man, the bodyguard and the con woman.
你们这群混蛋看起来像吃了屎 You assholes look like shit.
少用这种态度，你个混蛋 Don't talk to us like that, you cheesy fuck.
我们不是你能任意使唤的狗了 We're not your bitches anymore.
放轻松 Relax.
我替你们准备了一艘蜜月小游艇 I got you your little yacht for your honeymoon.
不错嘛 Alright
但你们仍然被通辑中 But you're still wanted.
所以在国际刑警处理完那些犯罪文件前 So until Interpol clears up the legals,
你们三个至少要在游艇上待48小时 I need all three of you on that yacht for the next 48 hours.
清楚吗 不 Are we clear -No.
鲍比，可以开个小窗口吗 Uh, Bob, quick sidebar.
他妈别碰我，小心我揍爆你 No fucking sidebar or I'll punch you in your face.
好..吧 OK.
他妈的 Fuck it.
还有呢? 你是认真的吗? And -Are you serious about that
非常 Deadly.
你们真是出乎意料的变态 Youse are sicker fucks than I thought.
这里，签名 Here, you. Sign there.
等等，这是什麽…… Wait, what is this This is... Hold on a second.
你……你们把我的执照拿回来了? You... You guys got my licence back
我留给她解释了 Come on -I'll let her explain.
享受你们的蜜月吧，鸟头们 Enjoy your honeymoon, shitheads.
哦，小布… -谢谢你 Oh, Breesey... - Thank you.
她在做什麽? What's she doing
我的宝贝小蟑螂 My baby cucaracha
你刚签了领养协议 you just signed the adoption papers.
领什麽? 领养协议 The what -The adoption papers.
你现在是我们的儿子了 You are now our son
等等，搞什么 Wait, what the fuck
你好，我是迈克尔·布莱斯 Hello. You've reached Michael Bryce.
请留言，祝你有个3A的一天 Please leave a message and have a Triple-A day.
开玩笑? 这是你的语音信箱? Really - That's your voicemail
听着，我突然发现解除通辑需要更多时间 Listen, it turns out it's gonna take more time to get your asses un-red-noticed,
所以你们需要在游艇上多待一个月 so I need you on that yacht for at least another month.
好吧 也有可能两个月 You know what Maybe two.
不管怎样，好好享受你的假期 Anyway, enjoy your sabbatical.
帮我跟你爸妈说一声 And say hi to your mom and dad.
千万别打电话给我 But don't call me Ever
永远不要 Like, never ever
哦，大流士 -哦，宝贝 Oh, Darius. - Oh, baby
我们终于可以为了做爱而做爱了 We finally get to make love just for the sake of fucking.
哦 Ohh
我们不用担心有孩子… -我们有了小布 We don't have to worry about having a baby... --..we have our little Breese.
你刚刚... 我的天啊 What are you doing - Oh, my God
索尼娅，你那个臀部动作是怎么回事 Oh Sonia, what did you do What's that hip movement
哦，宝贝，那个臀部动作 Oh, baby, that hip movement
哦，全新的小野猫上场罗 哦，我的小蟑螂！ Oh, that's new pussy -Oh, mi cucaracha