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Hello here.

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Plectrum?

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Good evening.

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This is off our first record.
Most people don't own it.

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Thanks.

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This is our friend Lori Goldston on cello.

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And this is our new guitar player, Pat.

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He's a certified honorary punk rocker.

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Thank you.

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But he likes Queen better.

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This was written by The Vaselines.

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Well, it's a rendition of
an old Christian song, I think.

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But we do it The Vaselines' way.

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One, two, three, four.

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I guarantee you I will screw this song up.

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So...

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- What song is it?
- You know which part.

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I at least know which part I'll screw up.

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- Thanks.
- He only screws one up.

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Thanks. That was a David Bowie song.

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Well, thanks.

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- That was...
- I didn't screw it up, did I?

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No.

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OK, but here's another one
I could screw up.

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- What is it?
- Am I gonna do this by myself?

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- Pennyroyal Tea.
- Do it right.

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- Are you gonna not sing?
- No.

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- Do it by yourself.
- OK.

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I think I'll try it in a different key.

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I'll try it in the normal key,
and if it sounds bad...

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these people will have to wait.
We'll do it over.

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Do you have a smoke?

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That sounded good.

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Shut up.

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What?

36
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Really?

37
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Let's do it now then.

38
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We can't play those two
back-to-back, can we?

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- After On A Plain.
- OK.

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But On A Plain's tuned down to a D.

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Let's play 'em back-to-back, who cares?

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It'll be edited. This is a television show.

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John, we're gonna do Dumb now, dummy.

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One, two, three, four.

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We didn't want to play
these two songs in a row

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because they're exactly the same song.

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So...

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Ready?

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Can I have a little bit more monitors...

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lan, my vocals?

51
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Ready?

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One, two, three, four.

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Thank you.

54
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Yeah, I need you to do a little beat
so I can keep time.

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- Can you hear that?
- Yeah.

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Thank you.

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I only have three cups of tea already
but thank you.

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- Kumbaya!
- Hurry up?

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Is that what you said?

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Remember the little black bird
on Davey And Goliath?

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- Little what?
- The little black bird sang Kumbaya.

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No, I don't remember the little bird.

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Remember that really evil episode
where he was mad at this kid

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and he had all these visions of...

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"First, I'm going to take him up to a hill

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"and tie him to a tree,
and tar and feather him!"

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It was evil. That wasn't Christian at all.

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...Interpretation.
- Yeah.

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...Old Testament.
- Yeah.

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What's next?

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We're supposed to play
the Meat Puppets' song.

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Right?

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OK, great.

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Brothers Meat, come up on stage.

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- That's an evil show, it scares me.
- Yeah.

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It always did when I was a kid.

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I thought the last one was your last one?

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Shall I go with those guys?

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These are the Brothers Meat Puppets.

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We're big fans of theirs.

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Strap on your gee-tar.

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...Down.

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- What?
- Nail it down.

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What does that mean?

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Nail what down?

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You want us to play Nine Inch Nails songs?

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I'm gonna read an anecdote.

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Freebird!

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I've been waiting for that.

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I got a free bird for you right here.

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I don't know how.

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What do we wanna do first?

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Time has come today.

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OK. Do you wanna do Plateau first?

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What are they tuning, a harp?

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We're a rich rock band, we should have
a whole bunch of extra guitars.

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- OK.
- That's Curt and that's Cris.

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No, I'm Cris.

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I'm Thing One, that's Thing Two.

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Cover your hair and your eyes then.

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OK, this is called Oh, Me.

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You had the words.

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One more. This is called Lake Of Fire.

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All these songs are off our second record.

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Ready-o.

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Thank you. Thanks for your time.

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Thank you, Nirvana!

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That was the Meat Puppets.

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- What now?
- Let's see.

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- Any requests?
- Sliver!

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Sliver, that's a good one.

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Lead Belly.

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How are we supposed to play
In Bloom acoustically?

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I need a plectrum.

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Yeah.

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Thank you.

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- Wanna try Sliver?
- What?

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- Maybe. I don't know.
- What?

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Sliver?

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I don't think we should do that one.

121
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You gotta scream in it.

122
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Yeah, I have to scream in it.

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Not that I've been doing that all night.

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- What else you wanna do?
- D-7.

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That's not our song.
We've been playing covers all night.

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Rape Me.

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That's for Tori Amos.

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- No, I'm sorry, this is the last song...
- Shame!

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This is the last song of the evening.

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- Rape her!
- Rape you!

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Jeremy.

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Play Jeremy!

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What are we doing?

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- How much time do we have?
- An hour about...

135
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I don't even know how to play that.

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Neither do I. Everything they've been
blurting out I don't know how to play.

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In Bloom!

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I can't think of anything.

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- What about, um...
- He'd like some more requests.

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- Serve The Servants!
- Scentless Apprentice!

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Rape Me!

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- Was that Kennedy?
- I don't think MTV would let us play that.

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We can do two things...

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Fuck you all,
this is the last song of the evening.

145
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What is it?

146
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This was written by
my favorite performer.

147
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Our favorite performer, isn't it?
All of ours?

148
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You like him the best?

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If you could give us a donation...
Kurt wants to buy Lead Belly's guitar...

150
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Yeah, this guy representing
the Lead Belly estate

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wants to sell me Lead Belly's guitar
for $500,000.

152
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We're passing a basket
if anybody wants to...

153
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I even asked David Geffen personally
if he'd buy it for me.

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He wouldn't do it.

155
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OK.

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Thank you.